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Invincible S02E02 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:07The
00:08target is Doc Seismic.
00:13We're going to college together.
00:15I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all.
00:18The Immortal's now in charge.
00:19We are down, Houston.
00:21If a single Segwit fuses with one of your people,
00:25they will rise up as one.
00:28Finally, some action!
00:31I always wanted to be my dad.
00:33What if that happens?
00:35It's been an honor, sir.
00:39I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm ready.
00:42No, you're not.
00:42I'll work for you.
00:44Just put me back out there.
00:48For some of you, it probably seemed like this day would never come.
00:53For others, it came far too quickly.
00:58Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this.
01:02For what comes next.
01:05You are.
01:07I look out at this class and I see hope.
01:11I see a bright new world.
01:13With a special place for each and every one of you.
01:19Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he?
01:22He's just running a little late.
01:24This is why I quit superheroing.
01:27I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once.
01:29It needs to be enjoyed.
01:32Appreciated.
01:34Savored.
01:35He'll be here.
01:36You promise.
01:37Look at you!
01:39You're thieves!
01:40Rapists!
01:41Criminals!
01:43All so ignorant of your true crimes against terra firma!
01:48What is it with you and historical monuments?
01:52Professor Seismic, right?
01:54Doc Seismic.
01:56I never taught.
01:57Didn't you fall into like a huge pool of lava?
02:00I fell into a new realm of understanding.
02:04Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from?
02:07He asked expecting some idiotic answer.
02:11Uh...
02:12Granite stolen from the earth.
02:15Iron ripped from her loins.
02:18Bricks made of the clay she bleeds from humanity's endless ruinations.
02:23Isn't them...
02:25Most buildings?
02:27You can keep the ones made of wood.
02:32Everything else, we're taking back.
02:36Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:52Ah!
02:52I'm underground, meet my magmonites!
02:58Ah!
03:03I liked you better when you just hated presidents.
03:07munious.
03:07As you find your place in the world, know that it won't always be easy.
03:12Sometimes life hits you with everything it's got.
03:15Ah!
03:17Ah!
03:39The Earth reclaims her stolen flesh.
03:43When you find yourself in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid, for without adversity, there
03:51can be no triumph.
03:54Without testing your limits, you will never know how strong you truly are.
04:23You're running out of time, kid.
04:25I know.
04:33See?
04:35Even your greatest heroes are useless against the power of death!
04:53Nice save, Mark.
04:54Would have been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed another one of America's
04:58greatest treasures.
04:59It's not destroyed.
05:02I could try pushing it back out to, you know...
05:06Do not do that.
05:07We'll take it from here.
05:10As the great Abraham Lincoln once said, whatever you are, be a good one.
05:17Did he, though?
05:18Did he really say that?
05:19It doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
05:21Oh, so all I missed were the made-up inspirational quotes?
05:25Cool.
05:26Hey there, hero.
05:26Good timing.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:31Is that... sulfur?
05:33Oh, man.
05:34Wait till I tell you about this guy.
05:35He's a case against higher education.
05:39Amber Justine Bennett.
05:43Yeah!
05:45William Francis Clockwood.
05:47I'd say it's been fun, but you know...
05:50High school.
05:51Marcus Sebastian Grayson.
05:54Yeah!
05:56Hey, hey!
05:57Martha E. Wilkins!
05:59Muller!
06:02Whoo!
06:03Samantha E. Wilkins!
06:03Marcus Sebastian?!
06:04I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore.
06:08Some secrets should never be revealed, Justine.
06:12everyone please rise
06:17congratulations graduates
06:26remember be bold
06:29be original
06:31be
06:47i don't know
06:49i don't feel any different
06:51it's graduating high school not losing your virginity
06:55amber summer plans go
06:58nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late for two whole months
07:03i mean on the weekends maybe
07:08i'm at the community center mondays tuesdays and thursdays
07:11oh and did i tell you guys i'm volunteering for the katie giles campaign
07:16that's your idea of a summer vacation
07:18hey giles is the real deal
07:21do you even know your state comptroller
07:23i don't even know what a state comptroller is
07:26but you do you
07:27i'm gonna find the trashiest reality show i've never heard of
07:31and binge every episode twice
07:33eve please tell amber how to properly vacay
07:37i'm uh gonna go help finish the reconstruction up in chicago
07:43sorry i didn't mean to make that weird for you or to
07:47no that's
07:49that's amazing
07:50do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face
07:52seems cathartic
07:54right now i'm just happy helping people
07:57speaking of
08:04god i love having superhero friends
08:07i mean eve specifically
08:09mark won't even take me flying anymore
08:11boo hiss
08:12to graduation and new beginnings
08:15mark
08:16i'm on call
08:18cisa might need me
08:19you're always on call now
08:21that's the job
08:23it's all right
08:26here
08:29what's this
08:29virgin mai tai
08:32very funny
08:35cheers guys
08:36to the best summer ever
08:41i'm telling you this martian problem isn't gonna fix itself
08:44they were gonna execute us
08:46we barely got off that rock alive
08:48come on they were trying to save their planet
08:51from their own slaves
08:52if those sect would ever take over
08:54earth is next
08:55we need to strike first
08:57send up that invincible guy again
09:00you're talking about starting an interplanetary war
09:04hmm
09:06livingston
09:07uh
09:08well what what what makes you think i know anything about martians
09:13is that how you say martians
09:15i um i have to visit the urination chamber
09:24get a grip
09:25get a grip
09:26you are a smart earth astronaut
09:30hey uh everything okay russ
09:33fine everything you everything's okay yeah
09:36sorry how long have you been standing there
09:38not that it matters because i have nothing to hide
09:40well listen son
09:42i know things haven't been easy since mars
09:45after what you all went through up there
09:47one can blame you for being a little uh
09:57not yourself
09:58but it's been months
10:00and quite frankly livingston
10:03this is the u.s space administration
10:06not therapy
10:08oh god
10:09no
10:11well i i don't know how else to say this
10:14please don't kill me
10:15what
10:17spare me
10:18i won't fail you again
10:20i swear on my three chambered heart
10:22just please do not stab all three of them
10:24crossed on a christmas tree
10:26no one's killing anybody
10:28but effective immediately
10:30you're taking a temporary leave
10:32till you can get your head on straight
10:48holy shit
11:08oh
11:08oh
11:08there
11:10saved you some work
11:14what the hell do you think you're doing you scared the piss out of my entire crow
11:20i'm just trying to help
11:22how do i know that's the code
11:25you know what
11:26go stuff your coat up your ass
11:28i live in that building
11:29and if it was up to the bureaucrats
11:31we'd be sleeping in high school gyms until labor day
11:37thanks
11:38thank you
11:39mommy
11:40does this mean we can go home now
11:42it's about time someone cut through all the red tape and did something
11:46instead of just talking about it
11:48you know how long i've been baying the city to clean up that mess
11:53six years
11:55oh but unless you know somebody
11:57good luck
11:59you know me don't you
12:05oh
12:23what's that
12:32That is so cool!
12:42Hey, Mom.
12:44No, no. Everything's fine.
12:46Great, actually.
12:47I was just thinking about you and...
12:50Is something wrong?
12:53Hey, Mom.
12:55Morning.
12:58Since when do you drink coffee?
13:00Since I got my powers.
13:03Oh.
13:05I hadn't noticed.
13:11It keeps doing that.
13:13I told Cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs.
13:17Yeah, well, at least he fixed our house.
13:19His people shot it up.
13:21Can we please not do this right now?
13:24Sorry.
13:25I guess we're both still a bit raw.
13:29So, how about we take a little break?
13:32I found some crazy deals online.
13:35I'm thinking beach trip.
13:37You and me.
13:39Somewhere tropical with a fancy hotel.
13:42Bermuda.
13:43Maybe St. Lucia.
13:45Seriously?
13:46Call it a graduation present.
13:49I mean, I want to, but Cecil told me the Guardians are working out some issues, and I don't know
13:56if I can take off right now.
13:58Well, what about taking the time to enjoy your last summer being a kid?
14:03I'm not a kid anymore.
14:05Yes, I know that.
14:06You're an adult.
14:07But that means making your own choices.
14:09You don't have to do everything Cecil tells you.
14:11Yeah, Mom.
14:12I kind of do.
14:13The last time I did this on my own, half a city got destroyed.
14:17I understand.
14:18No, you don't.
14:19Let me finish.
14:20I understand why you think you have to prove yourself, but you don't.
14:24You're a good person.
14:25No one thinks you're going to turn out like your father.
14:28Then why would you even say it?
14:29Oh, I'm sorry.
14:31That's not what I meant.
14:32Mark, I need you.
14:34Thank God.
14:35What?
14:36I have to go.
14:37Mark, wait.
14:46Ugh.
14:47Ugh.
14:47I quit.
14:48I'm done.
14:50Fuck your training, man.
14:54Oh.
14:56People try and kill me every single day.
14:59Look.
15:00I don't need that shit at home.
15:03Ugh.
15:04Somebody got me in the balls.
15:06Maybe if you trained more and complained less, we could get back to saving lives.
15:10Ugh.
15:11We just stopped him from being that guy.
15:14And now we've got you?
15:18Oh, fuck my life.
15:27Kate, is that you?
15:29I've got a boo-boo that could use some dupli-kisses.
15:37First of all, we are not dating.
15:39And second, that's inappropriate language for the workplace.
15:42So kiss your own boo-boo.
15:45Boo.
15:46Boo.
15:49Boo.
15:49Wait, I know that look.
15:52Oh, are you shitting me?
15:55You goddamn geriatric hypocrite.
15:58This is none of your business.
16:01Oh, come on!
16:01You and I were never a thing.
16:03The immortal and I are.
16:05Deal with it.
16:07Kate!
16:08Don't do this.
16:10Please.
16:13We called them heroes.
16:15Role models.
16:17Protectors.
16:18But no one ever expected to call the guardians of the globe victims.
16:23Welcome to our first annual commemoration of the massacre that shook the world.
16:28We began by honoring Aquarius, King of Atlantis.
16:31Aquarius' first one hearts.
16:35Hi, Russ.
16:37Yes, Russ?
16:39I know you lost your job, but the rent's been due for months.
16:42So, you know.
16:45I do?
16:49Just find a way to pay your bills, or I need you out by the end of next week.
16:53Next, we honor the guardian's fallen green do-gooder, Martian Man.
16:59He may have come from the stars, but Martian Man will always be one of Earth's greatest superheroes.
17:06While taking on bigger threats was part of his job as a guardian, Martian Man always made time to help
17:12first responders on the scene.
17:14With his gentle nature and kind spirit, Martian Man made Earth his home.
17:28Here's the need to know.
17:29We've had multiple corroborated sightings of Darkwing, which is perturbing me, considering that I personally ID'd what was left of
17:37his ribcage last year.
17:40Oh, uh, sorry.
17:43It's okay.
17:45So, observe and report.
17:47That's why you're Employee of the Month, kid.
17:51Midnight City.
17:54It's been a virtual no-man's land since the Midnight Magician cursed it back in 02.
17:58So, when you say cursed, is that like a metaphor, or...
18:04What the hell?
18:06I mean, it's cursed.
18:08Current at midnight.
18:09Perpetual darkness.
18:10Summer on the dark side of the moon.
18:20So weird.
18:24Let me know when you're done playing tourists.
18:34Oh, God, help! Help!
18:37Please, somebody help me!
18:40Please.
18:45Please.
18:48Somebody help me!
18:54I am helping.
18:55Ah, rude!
18:59Helping make sure scum like you never hurt another innocent person again.
19:04Oh, wait.
19:12Come on, man.
19:15Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people.
19:19Also, pretty sure he's dead.
19:21Killed by your father, Invincible.
19:23Which is why I carry on his work.
19:25I was Night Boy, his assistant.
19:28Assistant?
19:28Wait, you mean sidekick?
19:30We don't use that term.
19:34It's...
19:34degrading.
19:36Okay, bring him in.
19:38He's lost it.
19:39You think?
19:40You hear them too?
19:41Huh?
19:42The voices.
19:44Oh, man.
19:46Hey, you're coming with me.
19:47Okay?
19:48I'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath.
19:52Hey, I'm being nice.
19:55So watch it.
19:58Huh?
20:06Oh, I felt that.
20:09My predecessor developed this exoskeleton to help even the field against those like you.
20:15But that's not what you should be worried about.
20:17Hey, man.
20:18I said I felt that punch.
20:20I didn't say it hurt.
20:21Uh.
20:25Uh.
20:26Uh.
20:27Uh.
20:27Uh.
20:27Uh.
20:31Welcome to the Shadowverse.
20:34There are dark things here.
20:37Hungry things.
20:39Even I don't dare to stay too long.
20:42But I hope you like it.
20:44Because you are never leaving.
20:48I like the old Darkwing better.
20:51I'm the hero here.
20:52I'm saving the world from Omni-Man's son.
20:58Hey, don't call me that.
21:01Let go.
21:03Not until you take me back.
21:09Hmm.
21:10Guess who they'll eat first.
21:17He would never.
21:19Like you said, I'm Omni-Man's son.
21:23You have no idea what I'm capable of.
21:32There.
21:33And let go of-
21:42Mark?
21:43Mark?
21:44We lost you for a minute.
21:45Where were you?
21:46You'll have to ask Darkwing's sidekick.
21:49When he regains consciousness.
21:51Okay.
21:52Bring him in.
21:53I gotta sign off.
21:55Something just came up.
21:56Anything I can do?
21:57I doubt it.
22:00Debbie.
22:01What a pleasant surprise.
22:02What can I do for you?
22:04Mark almost missed his high school graduation because of you.
22:07He only gets one of those.
22:09He's barely 18, Cecil.
22:12Mark came to me.
22:14I'm looking out for him.
22:15I'm easing him back into the job.
22:16It's not a job.
22:17And he's not your soldier.
22:20You can't just order him around.
22:22At least he follows orders.
22:26Debbie, I didn't mean that.
22:28That's what this is about, isn't it?
22:29That you're in control, not him.
22:32That he's not like his father.
22:33Debbie?
22:34I can't believe you'd even think that after everything Mark went through.
22:38And what if you decide you can't trust him?
22:40What then?
22:41That won't happen.
22:42I wish I believed you.
22:45Debbie, I meant what I said about looking out for Mark.
22:49No dangerous stuff until he's ready.
22:51And he calls the shots.
22:53You have my word.
22:55Sir, the Mars file you requested.
23:00D-Donald?
23:02Debbie, are you okay?
23:05She was just leaving.
23:09That was Donald.
23:11Donald.
23:16I don't know what that was about.
23:17I told you, sweetie, everything's fine.
23:20You don't sound fine, Mom.
23:22Are you and Dad fighting again?
23:24No, nothing like that.
23:26Well, then what?
23:28Mom, it's me.
23:30I'll put on some tea and we can just talk, okay?
23:34Things have been a little tight lately financially,
23:36but we're fine.
23:38We're fine.
23:38Really, sweetie.
23:39Mom, why didn't you say something?
23:40You know I can help out.
23:43Samantha!
23:47There!
23:48Turn it back, please.
23:49Before your father gets home.
23:51Why?
23:51What's going on?
23:55Samantha?
23:57Dad?
23:58What are you doing in a Burger Mart shirt?
24:00It's called an honest day's work.
24:03At the furniture store, you've been there for 20 years.
24:05Until you people turned the Chicago corporate office into a pile of rubble.
24:09Oh, God.
24:10Why didn't you tell me?
24:11Maybe you should have asked.
24:13Instead of flying off to God knows where doing God knows what.
24:16All right.
24:17Well, I'm here now, okay?
24:19You don't have to work some minimum wage job like a teenager.
24:22I can give you and Mom whatever you want.
24:24I've provided for this family longer than you've been alive.
24:31There.
24:3124 carat.
24:33You can sell this.
24:34Turn it back.
24:35You're being stubborn for no reason.
24:38I said change it back.
24:44I have to run.
24:46The Times wants to interview me about my work in Chicago.
24:48I will visit in a few days to check in and make Dad sell this.
24:53Bye.
24:57Hi there.
24:58I'm calling on behalf of the Katie Giles campaign to ask for your vote in next month's state comptroller election.
25:04No.
25:05Comptroller?
25:06You know, overseeing budgets, auditing state finances.
25:10It's critical work and...
25:12Hello?
25:13Hello?
25:13I think you need a new slogan that doesn't have the word audit in it or comptroller.
25:20Local politics might not be as sexy as flying around in tights, but that doesn't mean you're the only one
25:26saving the world.
25:27See?
25:28That's a better slogan.
25:30Shouldn't you be off punching things into space?
25:34Surprise?
25:36I'm taking you to lunch.
25:40Ooh.
25:40Unexpected, but appreciated.
25:42Let me go grab my bag.
25:44There's this great Thai place down the street.
25:48Uh, I had somewhere else in mind.
25:57I said I'd be back at 1.30.
26:00We're almost there.
26:04Okay.
26:07You can look now.
26:10Oh.
26:11My.
26:12God.
26:13You brought me to Paris?
26:16Sort of.
26:18Is that a casino?
26:23Okay.
26:23Yeah, so it's just Las Vegas, okay?
26:28You only get an hour for lunch, and I can't fly you to Europe that fast without your skin ripping
26:31off.
26:32So, can I kiss you anyway?
26:37Hmm.
26:40You get an A for effort.
26:42And for letting me keep my skin on.
26:46Well, I didn't want to get you all the baggage of dating a superhero without any of the perks.
26:52Mark, I need you.
26:54Give me a sec.
26:58Dinner tonight, instead.
27:02Go save the world, Invincible.
27:05Just make sure the voice in your ear isn't the only one you listen to.
27:11You're way too good for me!
27:16Hmm.
27:18Also, I need to take you back to work first.
27:20Heh.
27:38You're late.
27:39For what?
27:40Low tide?
27:41Something like that.
27:43Turns out the Atlanteans are sore about Omni-Man murdering their king Aquarius.
27:48Since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane, the Atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls to his
27:53next of kin.
27:54You.
27:55That's a stupid law.
27:57Maybe.
27:58But Atlanteans controls the oceans.
28:00They threaten to erase the eastern seaboard if we don't deal with this.
28:04You want me to go to war against an entire underwater civilization?
28:07Who said anything about war?
28:10According to Atlantean custom, the only way to atone for the king's murder is to marry his widow.
28:15What?
28:16It's an honor.
28:17You think about it.
28:18I can't marry a fish!
28:20I have a girlfriend!
28:21Relax.
28:22Strictly symbolic.
28:23All you have to do is go through the ceremony.
28:26Maybe kiss the bride.
28:27Then all is forgiven and everyone moves on.
28:29It's easy.
28:30Okay, but like, will I have to, you know...
28:34What exactly am I looking at?
28:36You're right.
28:42Sorry, kid.
28:43I got another fire to put out.
28:44Good luck down there.
28:45I'll be listening.
28:49Talk to me.
28:50It's the Lizard League, sir.
28:54You called me back for the Lizard League?
28:56They've hit a bio-research lab outside of Dallas.
28:58How?
28:59We got King Lizard rotting in a prison cell.
29:01It appears that Supreme Lizard has seized control in his absence.
29:07Send in the Guardians.
29:08Are you sure they're ready?
29:10If they can't take down the Lizard League, they'll never be ready.
29:21I'm not doing another me.
29:43I'm not doing another me.
29:47Things usually this weird around here?
29:49You have no idea.
29:54I'm not doing another me.
29:54I'm not doing another me.
29:55I'm not doing another me.
30:02I'm not doing another me.
30:03I'm not doing another me.
30:04I'm not doing another me.
30:07I'm not doing another me.
30:09I'm not doing another me.
30:10I'm not doing another me.
30:10I'm not doing another me.
30:11I'm not doing another me.
30:11I'm not doing another me.
30:12I'm not doing another me.
30:12I'm not doing another me.
30:13I'm not doing another me.
30:31Welcome, son of he who slayed my husband.
30:35About that...
30:37You will address her as your majesty, air breather.
30:41Right, your majesty.
30:43It's an honor to meet you,
30:45and I'm very sorry for what my father did,
30:49but I can't do this,
30:51and definitely not here in front of everyone.
30:53Okay, I think this is kind of awkward,
30:55but I have a girlfriend, her name is Amber,
30:57and we're finally in a good place,
31:00so even though, you know, you seem super nice,
31:04it just wouldn't feel right to...
31:07What do you speak of?
31:09Isn't that why I'm here? To be your new king?
31:11Why would I need a king?
31:13I commended this kingdom for a decade
31:16while Aquarists play dress-up with you humans.
31:20Oh, then we're not getting married?
31:23We abolish that barbaric custom.
31:26What do you think we are, savages?
31:29Oh, my... Oh, thank God.
31:32I mean, thank you, your majesty.
31:36Great.
31:37So what's a new law?
31:42Trial by combat.
31:44Release the Duck-Dweller!
31:53Oh, man.
31:56Oh, man.
32:06Wait, you want me to fight that?
32:08Seems a little unfair.
32:15Okay.
32:16Okay.
32:16I win.
32:18Can I go now?
32:19Oh, God.
32:21Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
32:42Seriously?
32:50If you're not feeling ready...
32:53Paul?
32:54Yeah?
32:55Let's sell this bitch.
32:57Okay.
32:58Oh, wow.
33:00This place is adorable.
33:05Hi.
33:08So pleased to meet you.
33:10Come on in.
33:13And last but not least, the living room.
33:16I love it.
33:17It looks recently renovated.
33:19It looks like they didn't even know what they were doing.
33:22It was professionally redone only two years ago.
33:25When are you taking offers?
33:27Wednesday.
33:27Whoa!
33:28Slow down.
33:29I was just asking.
33:31Yeah?
33:31Well, don't bother.
33:32We're definitely not offering on this place.
33:35It's in our price range.
33:36We like the location.
33:37The school...
33:37It's too far from the office.
33:39You want me to get home even later?
33:41There's excellent local transit.
33:42Of course I don't.
33:43I just think...
33:43It's not happening.
33:45When you earn the money, you can decide where we live.
33:50She's not your pet.
33:52What was that?
33:53Did we mention the spacious garage?
33:55Why don't you all go ahead?
33:56I'll meet you there in a jiffy.
34:01Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
34:03I'll call you later.
34:28What the hell's going on down there?
34:31Your file on Atlantean law needs some serious updating.
34:35This wasn't the deal.
34:36I'm pulling you out.
34:38Back up somewhere.
35:06Talk to me, kid.
35:24How far away is that back up?
35:27Incoming.
35:35How's your chance?
35:36Get out of there.
35:58Cecil!
35:59That thing got loose.
36:00It's killing everyone.
36:01They should have thought about that before they brought it home from the store.
36:03I can't leave those people to die.
36:06They tried to kill you.
36:08They were cheering.
36:09All they wanted was justice for what my dad did.
36:13You're not your father, Mark.
36:20That's why I'm going back.
36:41I'm going back.
36:49Okay, now we can do this.
37:19Ah!
37:21Huh?
37:24Ah!
37:32Ah!
37:34Ah.
37:35Um...
37:36Ah!
37:38Ah!
37:40Ah!
37:43Ah!
37:44Ah!
37:45Ah!
37:50Ah!
37:52Ah!
37:56Ah!
37:57Ah!
37:59Ah!
38:00You got lucky this time.
38:02Lucky?
38:03Atlantis is calling it even since you saved the Queen's life.
38:07The next time I give you an order...
38:10You listen.
38:12Pull up the audio from that fight.
38:20Give it to the boys in R&D.
38:21I want to report in a week.
38:22Yes, sir.
38:26Sir, when Debbie came to speak with you, she seemed...
38:31Distressed when she... when she saw me.
38:33And she's a distressed person.
38:35After the number Nolan did on her, who knows what's going through her head.
38:39Anything else, Donald?
38:42No, sir.
38:52Uh...
38:54Why would you do that?
38:56We don't want your fake food or your fake gold.
39:00They're not fake.
39:03But...
39:03I get it.
39:05You had your job for years and losing it must feel awful.
39:09I know how hard you work to provide for Mom and me.
39:12No one is trying to take that away from you.
39:14But you gotta get over this stupid man of the house thing.
39:17I'm trying to help.
39:18Oh, yeah?
39:20Like you helped Chicago?
39:22Adam, don't!
39:23What?
39:24The whole lot was unstable.
39:27That's why the city never built there.
39:30It's a miracle nobody was killed.
39:33This is what happens when you think rules are just for us pathetic normal people.
39:37Your powers don't make you a hero.
39:40They make you dangerous.
39:44I have to go.
39:46Don't come back until you've figured that out.
40:16No!
40:17Fuck you!
40:19Motherfucker!
40:56Oh, my God.
41:22And over here is our training room.
41:25Wow.
41:27Look at all those...
41:28those things.
41:30Ooh, why don't you show him the shower, immortal?
41:33It's super roomy.
41:35You could do anything in there, right?
41:38And you all get to live here?
41:40Play your cards right, and maybe you can too someday.
41:42The Guardians could use someone with your talents.
41:46Really?
41:47Forgive me for questioning your authority, immortal,
41:50but we don't know anything about the Shapesmith.
41:52I can tell you.
41:53I can tell you.
41:54I can tell you.
41:56I was born a baby human right here on the planet of Earth.
42:11I got my superpowers in a random industrial accident.
42:25I swore to use my abilities for good and to help people
42:29and to protect my planet, no matter what.
42:37Because I am a normal human superhero.
42:45Am I in?
42:50Yes, we were defeated.
42:53Yes, it was embarrassing.
42:57Yes, it was my plan.
43:01But we are not a joke.
43:03No matter what social media says,
43:07we are the Lizard League,
43:10and we are unstoppable.
43:14We are unstoppable.
43:16We are unstoppable.
43:18And under my leadership,
43:21instead of that fool, King Lizard,
43:24we will rise again any day now.
43:30All hail Supreme Lizard.
43:33All hail Supreme...
43:42If anyone is going to turn this organization around,
43:47it's going to be King Lizard.
43:50Any objections?
44:08Why should I tell you anything?
44:11Who the hell are you, anyway?
44:14Think of me as an old friend.
44:16An old friend who can help you,
44:18given your current predicament.
44:22Fine.
44:24They were smart.
44:27After our ultimatum,
44:28they ambushed my dad with experimental quantum bombs.
44:31Still cost them most of Europe.
44:36Then they just wore me down.
44:40Caught me when I finally had to sleep.
44:44Hmm.
44:46Interesting.
44:48Freeze!
44:50Who the hell are you?
44:51That's what I said.
44:53Me?
44:54I'm not your problem.
44:56Then whose problem are you?
44:59His.
45:00Well, not his, but...
45:04Close enough.
45:06Make him pay for what he did to your world.
45:09What?
45:10Stop!
45:11Hey, you promised you'd help me!
45:13Hey!
45:13Don't leave me here!
45:15Hey!
45:16Don't leave me here!
45:17Don't leave me here!
45:30Don't leave me here!
45:33Don't leave me here!
45:34Don't leave me here!
45:35Don't leave me here!
45:35Don't leave me here!
45:36Don't leave me here!
45:36Don't leave me here!
45:37Don't leave me here!
45:38Don't leave me here!
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