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02:59The guys live in the attic so that the house can still function as a pristine selling tool.
03:04And when I do get that promotion, I'll finally be able to get you what you deserve, you know?
03:09Like a real home?
03:11This is a real home.
03:13No, it's not.
03:15It's a fake home, son.
03:16You want the loops or the flakes today?
03:18The guys then headed down to Balboa Island so George Michael could work at the frozen banana stand his grandfather
03:24started in 1953.
03:26Bananas.
03:27Michael, meanwhile, was meeting his brother Joe, hoping to discuss his father's boat park.
03:33You have your check for your share of the party?
03:35You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show.
03:41Oh, that's perfect, Joe.
03:43Or wait a minute.
03:44I just remembered something.
03:45Dad's retiring, not turning six.
03:47Hey, come on.
03:48I just bought this new illusion called the Aztec tomb.
03:51It costs like 18 grand.
03:52I don't care.
03:53I'm going to do it on the boat.
03:55Look, what do you care?
03:56Can't you just charge the party to the company?
03:58No, it's not a business expense.
03:59So what?
04:00Lindsay's been staying at the Four Seas for like a month.
04:01She's probably charging the company.
04:03Lindsay's been in town for a month?
04:06I don't think so.
04:10Michael was upset to hear this, so he went to discuss it with his mother.
04:14Mom?
04:14Mother?
04:15Give me your company checkbook.
04:16You're cut off.
04:17Michael, look.
04:19Look what happened to my fox.
04:21Someone cut off his little foot.
04:24Is it noticeable?
04:26Well, you've got to remember, you're going to be all splattered in red paint.
04:29That's going to distract the eye.
04:31I don't want you charging any more of your personal expenses to the company.
04:35Well, I had to pay for the Aztec tomb.
04:37Job says it's a career maker.
04:38Wait a minute.
04:39The company paid for the Aztec tomb?
04:41That's great.
04:42Well, I was talking about Lindsay, okay?
04:44You put her in a five-star hotel, on top of which you didn't even tell me that she was
04:48in town.
04:48If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong.
04:51I love all my children equally.
04:54I don't care for Job.
04:57Good grief.
04:58I dipped into the kitty a couple of times.
05:01You should be focused on tonight.
05:03Dad's making a big announcement.
05:06Yeah?
05:08I know it.
05:09It's about me, isn't it?
05:12I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again.
05:15Michael!
05:17Tobias!
05:18How are you?
05:22Good, good.
05:23How's your job search coming?
05:28It's good.
05:28It's going to be good.
05:29It's going to be good.
05:30I'm hoping the universe provides a path for me.
05:33Tobias recently lost his medical license for administering CPR to a person who, as it turned out,
05:38was not having a heart attack.
05:41Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight.
05:44Start a career as a pirate.
05:46I haven't packed for that.
05:49Couldn't find a thing.
05:51Lindsay!
05:52Michael!
05:53How was your flight?
05:55Great, great.
05:56We just got in.
05:57He knows.
05:58A month ago.
05:59I'm sorry.
06:00I've been meaning to call you.
06:01I really have.
06:02Really?
06:02It's just been very busy.
06:04It's been crazy.
06:05We just had an amazing fundraiser for Hoop.
06:09Hoop?
06:10My anti-circumcision movement.
06:11I think it looks frightening when it's cut off.
06:13It's a Doberman.
06:14Let it have its ears.
06:16Believe it or not, we brought in over $40,000.
06:20Unbelievable.
06:21Sounds like you saved enough skin to make ten new boys.
06:23Well, most of that money was from the Bluth company.
06:26I mean, how...
06:30How are you?
06:32Still good.
06:33You know what?
06:34You guys have had your hands in the company coffer for years,
06:37but starting tomorrow, there is going to be a new boss in town,
06:40and you're all going to have to start fending for yourselves.
06:43You're all going to finally feel that sweet sting of sweat in your eyes
06:48as Buster.
06:49You can't do that on the balcony, buddy.
06:54Mom says it's too windy.
06:59Who could have done this?
07:01While Michael was getting fed up with his family,
07:04George Michael was finally getting to know them.
07:08Um, yeah.
07:09I bought a present banana,
07:10and when I bit into it,
07:12I found this.
07:14Looks like a foot.
07:15It tasted like a foot.
07:17Which I didn't really mind,
07:19but I'm pretty sure I said no nuts.
07:21Hey, you're my cousin, aren't you?
07:24Maybe.
07:25This is George Michael's cousin, Maybe.
07:29I can't believe you didn't recognize me.
07:30We never see you.
07:31We never see anybody in our family.
07:33I know.
07:34It's our parents' fault.
07:36We should teach them a lesson.
07:38Yeah.
07:41No, I don't think so.
07:42I should go to my mom tonight
07:44and be like,
07:44I meant the cutest guy,
07:46and then she'll see you and me totally making out.
07:51But not really, right?
07:53It's perfect.
07:54She'd freak out,
07:55and I'd be like,
07:55Mom, if we saw each other more often,
07:57this wouldn't happen.
07:58But we're cousins.
07:59That's what makes it funny.
08:00But isn't it against the law?
08:01Come on, George Michael.
08:09Tobias, now believing the boat party to be pirate-themed,
08:12Well, you look like a pirate.
08:13began searching through his wife's luggage for an outfit.
08:15I should say so.
08:16Look at the blouse, sir.
08:18Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates,
08:22Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.
08:27Soon, he was unwittingly part of a protest
08:29against the local yacht club.
08:31How are you?
08:33Oh, my God.
08:34I have the exact same blouse.
08:36I might get better on him.
08:38And Michael's big moment finally came.
08:41I give you the new CEO
08:44for the Bluth company.
08:46Certainly the smartest Bluth.
08:49My favorite Bluth.
08:51And the, uh,
08:52sexiest creature I have ever
08:55laid eyes on.
08:58My lovely wife, Lucille.
09:14I'm sorry, it's not the right time.
09:15No, it's not.
09:26I'm not gonna lie to you, Michael.
09:27This is great news.
09:46Hey.
09:47You okay?
09:48You and I, we've waited long enough.
09:50It's time to move on.
09:52All right?
09:56I guess we're gonna see you guys even less now.
09:58I told you,
09:59we should've taught them a lesson.
10:00Lindsay!
10:01I want you in this picture.
10:02Come on.
10:08All right, let's see some smiles, people.
10:11It's, uh,
10:12it's a party,
10:13not a shareholders meeting.
10:16Those police boats.
10:19No, I'm serious.
10:20I think they are police boats.
10:21Prepare to be boarded.
10:23Prepare to be boarded.
10:25I knew it was against the law.
10:26That's the Securities and Exchange Commission.
10:29They have boats?
10:30All right, give me a cell phone.
10:31Lindsay!
10:32Buster, I'll kill the ranch!
10:33Come on, Buster!
10:35Mighty good griefs!
10:36Dolores, listen to me.
10:38Out of my way!
10:38Empty the account.
10:40Out of my way!
10:40Why are you crying?
10:41Why are you crying?
10:43Out of my way!
10:44Out!
10:45Lindsay, take the wheel!
10:46Buster, find us a channel of the ocean!
10:48Oh, gee, I don't really have any of my mapping equipment with me.
10:50You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons.
10:52Get us a channel to the ocean!
10:54Okay.
10:55Okay.
10:56Okay.
10:56Can you hear me now?
10:57Obviously, this blue part here is the land.
11:00And that would mean...
11:03Oh, Buster, Buster, you're all right.
11:05Shredder?
11:06No.
11:06Save it.
11:07Save it.
11:07Shredder.
11:08Please, don't leave us now, Buster.
11:09Please!
11:11Get in the tomb.
11:12Save it.
11:12The Aztec tomb.
11:13Hold on, Jesus.
11:14I don't have time for your magic tricks.
11:16Illusions, Dad.
11:17You don't have time for my illusions.
11:19What is wrong with you?
11:20Why are you so angry?
11:22Look, just stay in the box.
11:23I'll make you disappear.
11:24The Bluth family dominated the news that night.
11:28Bluth Development Company President George Bluth was arrested tonight for defrauding investors
11:33and using the company as his personal piggy bank.
11:37More intrigue on the high seas tonight as dozens of local pirates were arrested for
11:41protesting the yacht club's discriminatory policies.
11:45Even Michael's brother, Job, made the news.
11:47It was Mr. Bluth's son, Gob, a part-time magician who hit his father here in the Aztec
11:53tomb.
11:54By pushing on this pivoting panel...
11:56I have to think the Alliance is going to frown on this.
11:59Perhaps a good trick for a human, but the dogs found him almost instantly.
12:04Free at last, dog.
12:05All right, gang.
12:06I know my room.
12:07I'm all right.
12:07Thank God.
12:08Oh, what an adventure.
12:10Oh, my goodness.
12:11Buster, don't do that.
12:13What an adventure, gang.
12:15Oh, I thought that the homosexuals were pirates, but it turns out that most of them were actors
12:20in the local theater.
12:24You're right, though.
12:25It is amazing.
12:26I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me, and I think it has.
12:33You're gay.
12:33No.
12:34No.
12:35No, I'm not gay.
12:37No.
12:37Lindsay, how many times must we have this?
12:40No, I want to be an actor.
12:48Okay, guys, um, they are going to keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted
12:54out.
12:55Also, the attorney said that they're going to have to put a halt in the company's expense
12:58account.
13:00Interesting.
13:01I would have expected that after they're keeping Dad in jail.
13:03You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor, and I'm putting Buster in
13:09charges.
13:10It's a good choice.
13:11Buster?
13:12The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?
13:15He's had business classes.
13:17Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:1818th century agrarian business, but, but I guess it's all the same principles.
13:24Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
13:26Okay, that's it.
13:27I'm done.
13:28I'm sick and tired of the greed and, and the selfishness and all the taking.
13:32Forget it.
13:32I got a son to think about.
13:33And you know, Lindsay, by the way, I expected this from them because they're completely oblivious.
13:38but you, you should know better.
13:43In the days that followed, Lindsay had no choice but to check her family out of the hotel earlier
13:48than planned.
13:57And her husband started looking for work.
13:59My name is Dr. Tobias Fionke.
14:01I was chief resident of psychiatry at Mass General for two years, and I did my fellowship in
14:06psycholinguistics at MIT.
14:09And this is I'm a bad, bad man from Annie Get Your Gun.
14:20I'm...
14:20Lucille was finding it difficult to go about her daily life.
14:23He is making him out to be some kind of mastermind, which, believe me, he's not.
14:27The man can barely work our shredder.
14:29Michael was able to secure a job with a rival housing company almost immediately.
14:33We'll set you up in Arizona in one of our finest estates.
14:38Attic or main house.
14:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:45And Buster was discovering his academic pursuits didn't fully prepare him for his new responsibilities.
14:50The latest figures on the Sudden Valley expansion, vis-a-vis the development versus the tax that it will...
14:55Guys are so smart.
14:57This is a non-recoupable...
14:59We need Michael.
15:01We need ice.
15:03Michael.
15:04We need Michael.
15:05And so the family staged an intervention.
15:08I'm sorry.
15:08What exactly is this intervention for?
15:13We need you to come back and run the business.
15:16Ah, okay.
15:17Well then, so technically it's not really an intervention, it's a little bit more of an imposition, if you think
15:21about it.
15:21Oh, whatever you want to call it.
15:23I'd love to call it an imposition.
15:24We're in trouble here, Michael.
15:26And I can't perform my magic.
15:27I'm getting blackballed from even the smaller venues.
15:30I'll be honest.
15:31I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician.
15:34No.
15:37Give him a hell of a show, champ.
15:41Cough trader.
15:44Can you believe this?
15:45They're still fighting.
15:45Yeah, I know.
15:48I'm tempted to kiss again so we can teach them a lesson.
15:51Well, why would that teach them a lesson?
15:53No, I mean, uh, to freak them out.
15:56Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense.
15:58Well, isn't that what makes it funny?
16:00I'm laughing.
16:01Let's go fish.
16:02You know, I can't.
16:03This needs to drink.
16:04Well, I'm sorry.
16:04It's just, it's too late.
16:05I'm moving to Phoenix.
16:06I got a job.
16:11something you apply for, and then they pay you to, uh, never mind.
16:15I don't want to ruin the surprise.
16:16So, no hard feelings.
16:17Adios.
16:18Sayonara.
16:19I'll see you when the first parent dies.
16:20Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
16:25George Michael, grab the coat.
16:27I think Dad would really want you to help us out here, Michael.
16:29Dad's in jail.
16:30Here we go.
16:31Well, the least you could do is say goodbye to him.
16:35In fact, Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest, and he decided to give
16:40his father the courtesy of a formal resignation.
16:43I quit.
16:45Probably a good career move.
16:50You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years.
16:53I was there on time every single day.
16:55I was so loyal.
16:56I worked so hard.
16:57Why didn't you just put me in charge?
16:58Michael, listen to me.
16:59These guys, the SEC, they've been after me for years.
17:02I put you in charge.
17:03You're going to be wearing one of these orange jumpsuits, too.
17:05I could have helped you.
17:05You'd be an accomplice.
17:07No.
17:08It had to be your mom.
17:14They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
17:23Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad.
17:26Really?
17:34With Michael leaving town, Lindsay decided to take inventory of the family's last remaining
17:39asset, their model home.
17:44What are you doing?
17:45I'm packing up.
17:46What are you doing?
17:46Well, just looking for...
17:49You.
17:50To say goodbye to you.
17:52Gonna miss you guys.
17:54Oh, well.
17:55We'll come out and see you and...
17:58Yeah.
17:59We'll miss you, too.
18:01It's been nice having you guys around.
18:03You know, to talk to.
18:05Since Mom died, it's been kind of lonely.
18:08Just wish we could all stay here.
18:13I need a hand with the van, please.
18:15Okay.
18:16Sorry.
18:37Well, I guess he really misses his family.
18:39Well, he doesn't know us very well.
18:41Yeah, clearly.
18:44Let me ask you a question.
18:45Where the hell have you been?
18:46Why didn't you call me?
18:47Look at my life, Michael.
18:49Tobias is out of work.
18:51We're in debt.
18:54It's...
18:59What are you doing?
19:00Are you trying to cry?
19:01I'm sad.
19:03Life is hard right now.
19:04I've got the JDL on my ass.
19:06JDL?
19:08Jewish Defense League.
19:09Oh, the circumcision thing.
19:11This is why I was against Hoop.
19:13Why don't you just mind your own business, Lindsay?
19:15This is why I didn't call you, Michael.
19:16Because you're so judgmental.
19:18No, I'm not judgmental.
19:19And you're disappointed in me.
19:21I'm not disappointed in you.
19:22You are.
19:24So I'm disappointed in you.
19:25But come on, what is not disappointing about my life?
19:27I mean, Dad didn't give me the promotion.
19:29Dad's in jail.
19:30How disappointing is that?
19:31So we're a disappointing family.
19:33We're an incredibly disappointing family.
19:35But we are family.
19:37And I want my son to be happy.
19:40So maybe we should be in each other's lives.
19:45I'd like that.
19:47Yeah.
19:51Seriously, you're going to pull a muscle.
19:52I used to be able to do this.
19:53So Michael decided to stay in California
19:56and try to save the family business.
19:58And for the first time ever,
20:00he gathered his family together in the model home.
20:02Dad was always bankers.
20:03There was no beating him.
20:04You should have been stocking up on those
20:06get-out-of-jail-free cards.
20:07Oh, good one, Joe, Michael.
20:10Very good.
20:10Yes.
20:12That's you.
20:13This is fun, actually.
20:14I wish you guys didn't have to go so soon.
20:16Oh, on that subject,
20:18these guys are actually going to be staying with us
20:20for a while.
20:21Just your aunt and her husband.
20:23Not young.
20:24Really?
20:25Yeah.
20:26What the hell, huh?
20:27Family first, right?
20:28It is going to be a little crowded, though,
20:30so I think you're going to have to share a room
20:30with your cousin.
20:32What you trying to say to me?
20:36On the next Arrested Development,
20:39George Michael gets a new roommate.
20:42It was really your brother we were interested in.
20:45I mean, you don't even have any references.
20:49Is that enough of a reference for you?
20:51And Michael finds it difficult
20:53to get his father out of jail.
20:54You love it here?
20:56Oh, I'm having the time of my life.
21:00Hey, T-Bone.
21:02We'll be right back.
21:03I'm going to go.
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