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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30I need your answer!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:57Do you want me to stop, Timmy, now?
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I don't want you to stop.
00:01:38I don't want you to stop.
00:01:42I must return this to her
00:01:43So I can see her again
00:01:50Happy New Year
00:01:51Sam, it's me
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it
00:01:57I will find you
00:02:03Maximus
00:02:04Can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife
00:02:08Or at least a girlfriend
00:02:09I need grandkids
00:02:11I need you to
00:02:12Message received, Mom
00:02:13I need to go now
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:25Seven years
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:38Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:40Boss, it's been years
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now
00:02:47Your vest, sir
00:02:49But first we found her fake Christmas wife
00:02:51She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:02:52Blonde hair, red top
00:02:54And sir, make sure you use an alias
00:02:57We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:59Or she'll jack up the price
00:03:00Good
00:03:02Finally I can get my mother off my back
00:03:06Hi
00:03:07One iced vanilla latte please
00:03:09And one hot chocolate
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:15Sweetie, now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:03:21Sweetie, remember it's just pretend
00:03:22It's just for Christmas
00:03:24But Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:35I'll tell you when you're older
00:03:37Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:47Danny!
00:03:48Yo!
00:03:49What?
00:03:55Danny!
00:03:56Yo!
00:03:57I'm sorry
00:03:59I'm not your dad
00:04:00No, I know you're my daddy
00:04:02Just as handsome as I thought
00:04:03Oh
00:04:04Mommy, hurry
00:04:06Your fake Christmas husband has arrived
00:04:15I asked the agency for an average looking guy
00:04:18He's gorgeous
00:04:25Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:27I'm here
00:04:29She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:04:30Blonde hair, red top
00:04:32You must be my new Christmas husband
00:05:03So you're my new Christmas wife?
00:05:04$1,000 an hour?
00:05:06$1,000 an hour
00:05:07Well, yeah
00:05:08It's $500 a day
00:05:10Is that enough?
00:05:11That's the most that's the most that I can pay you
00:05:13Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:15That's what I agreed with the agency
00:05:17You'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:19Look, my requirements are simple
00:05:21Okay, play my pretend husband
00:05:22Come with me to my hometown
00:05:24And we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:05:26And then my family will get off my back
00:05:28So Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:05:33So she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:05:36Fine
00:05:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:41Okay, deal
00:05:46Ready to go get married?
00:06:00Wow
00:06:01Clean up nice
00:06:02This is my wedding day after all
00:06:05Pictures
00:06:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:39I think we got it
00:06:41I need some photos of us together too
00:06:45To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:47And have a happy family
00:06:49Yeah
00:06:49Of course
00:07:00Happy holidays, Mom
00:07:02From my family to you
00:07:12Bad news, boss
00:07:13The agency said that the girl
00:07:14That they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:16Bailed last minute
00:07:17Wait, she bailed?
00:07:19Then who is
00:07:23Who is she?
00:07:24Whatever
00:07:25It doesn't matter
00:07:27I've got what I need
00:07:31Sam, don't worry about it
00:07:32I already found someone
00:07:39Okay, well
00:07:40I think it's time for us to go
00:07:42Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:43Christmas shopping?
00:07:45I should come
00:07:47Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:49In this fake it to your family plan
00:07:50I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:53It'll make it more believable
00:07:58Fine
00:07:58Yeah, fine
00:07:59Okay
00:08:00You can come
00:08:08Let's go
00:08:09Which mall are we going to?
00:08:11Um, let's go to that one
00:08:12No, let's go to the bank
00:08:19What the actual fuck?
00:08:24Sam
00:08:25Is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:30Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:36She does kind of look like him
00:08:41So when we give these gifts to my parents
00:08:43We will say they're from you
00:08:46Here, let me get this
00:08:49I'm gonna love you, Max
00:08:51Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married
00:08:57We should probably kiss
00:09:00Once or twice
00:09:01In front of them
00:09:03Okay
00:09:04Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:07No, no, definitely not
00:09:08And absolutely no
00:09:09Sex?
00:09:11Yes
00:09:13Strictly business
00:09:15Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:18What?
00:09:19Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:22I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:25Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:28Let's go
00:09:35Here
00:09:36What are you doing?
00:09:37I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:41Well, I'm not your woman
00:09:42And this isn't a real relationship
00:09:44And I don't want your money
00:09:48Attention shoppers
00:09:48All bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5050% off pies
00:09:52Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5412 pumpkin pies
00:09:55Did I hear this right?
00:09:56They're the best kind
00:09:57Hurry up and go
00:09:58Go
00:09:58What are you standing here for?
00:10:01Hello there
00:10:02Hi
00:10:03You ready?
00:10:03Yes, yeah
00:10:04Just these things
00:10:05Okay, great
00:10:06We have a holiday special today
00:10:08Spend $500
00:10:09Get 10% off
00:10:11And you are just short
00:10:12$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:14Oh, great
00:10:15Yeah
00:10:15What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:17Will you get a move on?
00:10:20I just got here
00:10:21Relax
00:10:22Yeah, yeah
00:10:26Here, this will do the trick
00:10:27Okay, thank you
00:10:30Hurry up and pay
00:10:34I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:36You can wait your turn
00:10:41Thank you
00:10:42Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:50Oh, wait, wait, wait
00:10:51Not the pies
00:10:51Not the pies
00:10:52We can just set those on top
00:10:59Hi guys
00:11:00And I hand you all these pies
00:11:05Thank you
00:11:06Of course
00:11:08Thank you so much
00:11:09Of course
00:11:09I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:10Thank you
00:11:12She bought all 12 pies
00:11:13Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:15Just to give it away
00:11:16Yeah
00:11:16Thank you
00:11:18Merry Christmas
00:11:19Merry Christmas
00:11:25What?
00:11:26You do that often?
00:11:28As often as I can
00:11:33We should go
00:11:34We gotta pick up paper
00:11:38Watch out
00:11:58You done feeling me up?
00:12:01Shut up
00:12:02Oh, sorry
00:12:02I was just in character, wifey
00:12:04Well, stay out of character
00:12:06Until Christmas
00:12:11And don't be late
00:12:24Harrison Group?
00:12:25Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:28Sort of
00:12:30Not that I'm judging
00:12:31I just need to get my story straight
00:12:33Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:36Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:38For Harrison Group?
00:12:39I think that's respectable
00:12:42Can we pick another company?
00:12:44No
00:12:44Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:46Then they'll find it impressive
00:12:47My cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:49So
00:12:50It's perfect
00:12:55Oh, and uh
00:12:56Wear something nice
00:12:57For Christmas dinner
00:12:58Don't worry
00:12:59Okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:01I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:04Too much
00:13:26Let's go, Sam
00:13:27It's time to check out the new HQ site
00:13:29Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:31And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:32And it's not yours
00:13:34It's my daughter's
00:13:37Daughter's
00:13:38Give me a DNA test
00:13:39For that little girl that he's with
00:13:55Hey, there they are
00:13:57Hey, nice to make it
00:13:59Oh
00:14:00Dad
00:14:01So glad you made it
00:14:02Oh, we missed you
00:14:04So
00:14:05Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:08He's coming
00:14:09Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:14:12Good, good, good
00:14:14So
00:14:15Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:14:17When's he arriving?
00:14:19Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:24Poor thing
00:14:24Not surprising
00:14:26I mean, she's 30
00:14:27Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable
00:14:31Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:37This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:40Auntie Pamela
00:14:41Debbie
00:14:42My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:14:45We're only worried about you
00:14:47All these years without a husband
00:14:50Zip it, Pamela
00:14:52You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:14:55And look what happened
00:14:56She got knocked up out of wedlock
00:14:58Raising a kid all alone
00:15:00I'm not alone
00:15:01Mm-hmm
00:15:02And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:08He's a manager
00:15:09Manager
00:15:10Of what?
00:15:12Trash
00:15:14Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:18You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:15:20Actually
00:15:24He's right here
00:15:27Oh, wow
00:15:29Wow
00:15:29He is really good looking
00:15:32Ah, must be AI
00:15:34Mm-hmm
00:15:35Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills
00:15:39Fake
00:15:39That's enough
00:15:40She's our daughter and your niece
00:15:42Show some respect
00:15:44Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William
00:15:49And you turned him down?
00:15:51Well, guess what?
00:15:52William works for the Harrison Group now
00:15:55Makes 500 grand a year
00:15:58That's half a million
00:16:00Half a million
00:16:02Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:05And speak of the devil
00:16:10Willy, you made it
00:16:22There you are
00:16:24Oh, look at you now
00:16:26Livin' the dream
00:16:28Oh, just think, Eva
00:16:30Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:33Had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:36So married, huh?
00:16:38Is it serious?
00:16:40That's what marriage is
00:16:42It's pretty serious
00:16:43Wow
00:16:45You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:47Makes sense, though
00:16:48You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:52Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:16:54Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willy
00:16:57Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:17:01That's right
00:17:02Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:04With my Christmas bonus
00:17:05Women love a man in red
00:17:08Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:17:11When I sit on my lap
00:17:12Don't touch me
00:17:14Oh, so entitled
00:17:16Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste
00:17:20And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:24I mean, look at that car
00:17:26Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:30Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money
00:17:33Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:35And marry me instead
00:17:38I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth
00:17:45My mom would never marry
00:17:47She already has a husband
00:17:48And he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:53Is that so?
00:17:55Well then, where is he?
00:17:57Because I don't see him
00:17:59Does anyone see him?
00:18:03No
00:18:03Just like I thought
00:18:05Telling lies just like mommy
00:18:08That puts you on the naughty list
00:18:11And let me show you what happens
00:18:13With naughty children
00:18:17Hey, hey
00:18:17Mommy
00:18:18Hey, are you okay?
00:18:20I see your hands
00:18:21Oh my god
00:18:22I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:24Come on, let's go
00:18:27What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:30How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:34Let me go
00:18:35Now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:38When I'm having such a good time
00:18:40Let me go
00:18:55Touch my wife again
00:18:57And I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:02Max, you came
00:19:04Don't worry, sweetie
00:19:08Where's Piper?
00:19:09William Hitter
00:19:11Mom, Dead Hub, take her inside
00:19:12Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:16Well, well, well
00:19:17If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about
00:19:21That's right
00:19:23Now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:29It's an honor to meet you
00:19:31I'm Max
00:19:31Eva told us all about you
00:19:33From New York
00:19:34Polite, handsome
00:19:36Just like she said
00:19:38Wow
00:19:40He was an AI
00:19:41See?
00:19:42He's real
00:19:43And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be
00:19:46Son of a bitch
00:19:47You must ruin my suit
00:19:49And watch the way that you drive that
00:19:51That pristine automobile
00:19:54That car
00:19:55Oh my god
00:19:56That's worth more than a house
00:19:59That car
00:20:00It was all over the news
00:20:01When the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:20:04Wait
00:20:06Are you?
00:20:11Like I said
00:20:11I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:14And that's all he needs to know
00:20:16I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:18You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:20You stole it
00:20:21That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:23Jesus
00:20:24How did he get away with it?
00:20:26That's what I want to know
00:20:28Enough, please
00:20:31I trust my daughter
00:20:33She would never marry a criminal
00:20:36Max
00:20:37Be honest with me
00:20:38Where did that car come from?
00:20:41How much did you want for it?
00:20:43I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes
00:20:46So
00:20:48You need a breath mint
00:20:52All right, that's it
00:20:53I'm calling the cops
00:20:53Oh, way ahead of you
00:20:55Wait
00:20:56What?
00:20:58Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:01Oh, well
00:21:02Too late
00:21:08Listen, hon
00:21:09I believe you
00:21:11But
00:21:12How could Max
00:21:13Afford a car like that?
00:21:15Mr. Smith
00:21:16Don't worry
00:21:17It's my car
00:21:18Okay
00:21:18It's not stolen
00:21:19Yeah
00:21:20If it's yours
00:21:21Then prove it
00:21:22Thank you
00:21:23Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:25Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:27Okay
00:21:27I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:29But then you have to get lost
00:21:31And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:34Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:37Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:39Loser
00:21:39Say one more word
00:21:41And I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:45Jesus
00:21:45Maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:47It's kind of sexy, though
00:21:51Here
00:21:52Title and proof of ownership
00:22:04Mr. Harrison?
00:22:06Mr. Harrison?
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:11Just play alone
00:22:13Merry Christmas, Willie
00:22:15Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:16Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:19Yes, sir
00:22:20I'm so sorry, sir
00:22:22Please accept my sister's apartment
00:22:24Oh, Jesus
00:22:35Oh, that William
00:22:37What a jerk, huh?
00:22:39He fooled me
00:22:40What can I say?
00:22:41Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:44Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:47Oh, come on, Eva
00:22:48We were just looking out for you
00:22:50Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison
00:22:52You know my youngest son is graduating
00:22:54Soon?
00:22:55Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:22:59A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors
00:23:04We are family, aren't we?
00:23:06Family takes care of each other
00:23:08If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group
00:23:10You can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:12Abigail, come on, talk to her for us
00:23:16Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:20Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:22My daughter is just far too busy
00:23:25For your best life, my new son-in-law
00:23:29Come on, guys, let's go in
00:23:30Welcome to the family
00:23:39This is your fault, Pam
00:23:42You can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:46My fault?
00:23:47You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William
00:23:59Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:01And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:04And how do you
00:24:04I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:07I have a friend in high places
00:24:09A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:14Yes, it's the season of giving
00:24:16He knows people, has connections
00:24:19He's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:22You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:24Yeah, and you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:26Oh my god, just don't blow your cover
00:24:29Dad! Mom!
00:24:31Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:34Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking
00:24:41I think they get it, hon
00:24:44Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:47Oh, she's fine
00:24:48One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her
00:24:52And after your mom takes a cold shower
00:24:54We'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:24:56Great
00:24:57See you in a bit, shall we?
00:24:59What are you doing?
00:25:02Okay
00:25:04Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:09Relax
00:25:10It was just a hug
00:25:13Ugh
00:25:15We just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:17You'll be okay
00:25:18It's just one week
00:25:20Kill me now
00:25:21Well, I would, but I need to get paid
00:25:28What are you doing?
00:25:30That's weird
00:25:31They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:34And I don't know, something just falls off
00:25:36Come on, that's ridiculous
00:25:38I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:40Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:42Don't like this
00:25:45Later
00:25:48Let's go
00:25:52Here we go
00:25:54Piper is all tucked in, honey
00:25:56Everything looks amazing
00:25:57And happy holidays
00:25:59To the newest member of our family
00:26:01Max
00:26:02Oh
00:26:04Welcome
00:26:04Cheers
00:26:05Thank you, Ms. Smith
00:26:07Looks great
00:26:07Oh, just call me mom, honey
00:26:09I had no idea what you liked
00:26:11So I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:14But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:19Oh no, mom's testing him
00:26:21She's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:22You mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:24And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:29Ow
00:26:30Eva, sweetie
00:26:32Kicking my foot
00:26:33Oh, sorry, mom
00:26:35Oh, jeez
00:26:38It's okay
00:26:38Look, mom, of course he knows it
00:26:41I would like to hear Max say it
00:26:5612 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:26:58They're the best kind
00:27:00Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie
00:27:03See?
00:27:05Are you happy now?
00:27:06That's good, but something still feels off
00:27:08Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:11We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:14And we eloped before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:17But our marriage is real
00:27:19I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:23Ah, now those are quality
00:27:27Okay, well, then answer this
00:27:30Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:33Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:37I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:40Well, um, it's
00:27:42Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:27:46Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her
00:27:48Silly face
00:27:51I am not paying extra for this
00:27:53Consider it a Christmas gift
00:27:56That's laussers
00:27:57That's nice
00:27:59You can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:01Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:28:03There is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:05And I'm not just talking about William
00:28:08I'll drink to that
00:28:09I agree with you there
00:28:11So come on, guys, let's eat
00:28:13Come on
00:28:19Thank you
00:28:26And this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:29I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:32Nice and festive for you
00:28:34No complications, right?
00:28:36Sorry, honey
00:28:36Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:38I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:40Oh, honey
00:28:41Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart?
00:28:45Oh, I just remembered
00:28:46The city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:48Something about water conservation
00:28:50That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:28:52Fifteen minutes?
00:28:55Honey, it's no big deal
00:28:56Just shower together
00:28:59Shower together?
00:29:02Just shower together
00:29:03Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:10You heard her
00:29:31Oh, whoa
00:29:32Why are you stripping?
00:29:35Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:38Come on, we're wasting time
00:29:39We have 15 minutes
00:29:40Nice try
00:29:41I am not showering with you
00:29:43All right, sit yourself
00:29:44All room for me in there
00:29:46Not if I meet you there first
00:30:04Come on, Max
00:30:06Get out of the way
00:30:07We agreed, nothing physical
00:30:09You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey
00:30:11Relax
00:30:12I won't touch you
00:30:14Unless you say you want me to
00:30:18But that'll cost extra
00:30:29In your dreams
00:30:31In your dreams
00:30:32Free to join me
00:30:52You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left
00:30:55You wish
00:30:57You wish
00:30:57Why aren't you getting in?
00:30:58Pray you'll fall for me
00:31:00It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:03Oh yeah?
00:31:04True
00:31:17Holy shit
00:31:21This is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:26I'll say
00:31:27What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:30Still think you can lose this?
00:31:33Baby
00:31:35I don't think I want you
00:31:41Max, I shut it up
00:31:45Or maybe we should
00:31:47God, he's such a good kisser
00:31:50Why does this feel so familiar?
00:31:58Mom, we're so sexy
00:32:09Max, we cannot do this
00:32:11What?
00:32:12I didn't mean to cross any
00:32:14It's not you, Max
00:32:15It's us
00:32:15It's this
00:32:16This is all an act
00:32:17Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:20You're right
00:32:22I'm sorry
00:32:23I just don't need to be sorry
00:32:25Just
00:32:34That birthmark
00:32:40What is that?
00:32:42It's him
00:32:43The man from New Year's
00:32:45Is he
00:32:45Piper's father?
00:32:49Why are you acting?
00:32:53Oh my god
00:32:54Max is Piper's father
00:32:57Are you okay?
00:32:59Yeah
00:33:00I just
00:33:00I just got lightheaded
00:33:02I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:05Alone
00:33:07Of course
00:33:11We have a daughter together
00:33:12Oh my god
00:33:14What do I do?
00:33:21I'm going to sleep on the floor
00:33:23You can take the bed
00:33:25Thanks
00:33:27Hey
00:33:29Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:31Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:32I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:35So if there's something you need
00:33:36I can help
00:33:38I want to help
00:33:40He's Piper's father
00:33:41He has a right to know
00:33:44Um, Max
00:33:46How would you feel
00:33:48If you found out
00:33:49You had a kid
00:33:53A child?
00:33:54No, no, no
00:33:55That's impossible
00:33:56I'm very careful
00:34:00Mostly
00:34:02I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:04Family to me is a big commitment
00:34:07And I don't want any loose ends
00:34:09You know
00:34:11Right
00:34:12He wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:44I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:44I don't know where he just came from
00:34:45Are you sure?
00:34:46You're just not trying to
00:34:47Break the contract
00:34:49I don't know where he just came from
00:35:17Give me the rest
00:35:19Sorry for interrupting
00:35:20But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:23Before I tuck her in
00:35:24Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:25We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:28I can see that
00:35:30Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:32I mean, if you don't
00:35:33If you don't mind
00:35:34Well, atta boy
00:35:35You know what?
00:35:36Just put a shirt on
00:35:37I'm gonna go get her
00:35:38Piper!
00:35:40Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:44He sprang to his sleigh
00:35:45To his team gave a whistle
00:35:47And away they all flew
00:35:48Like the down of a thistle
00:35:50But I heard him exclaim
00:35:52As he drove out of sight
00:35:55Merry Christmas to all
00:35:57And to all
00:35:58A good night
00:36:02If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:04She'd be over the moon
00:36:06Good night, Piper
00:36:11Is her dad still around?
00:36:13Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:15Because you're her dad
00:36:17Uh, no
00:36:18That man has no idea
00:36:20What a treasure
00:36:23He's missing out on
00:36:27Do you really think so?
00:36:29From the bottom of my heart
00:36:31Maybe I should tell him
00:36:33He deserves to know
00:36:40Max
00:36:45You're Piper's father
00:36:53I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:19Where's Piper?
00:37:21She must have snuck off
00:37:22While we were asleep
00:37:39God, he's such a good kisser
00:37:49Just gonna kiss and run
00:37:52Not on my watch
00:37:56Yeah, this
00:37:58I remember this
00:38:10Good morning, you two love bugs
00:38:12How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:15Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:17It was, uh, it was great
00:38:18Wonderful
00:38:19Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:23Oh, no
00:38:25What is that?
00:38:26Sardines and saltines
00:38:27It's a Smith family classic
00:38:29It was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:31During wartime
00:38:32Don't be shy
00:38:33Go ahead, grab a handful
00:38:36Max, you don't have to
00:38:37No, no, it's okay
00:38:38It's a Smith family staple
00:38:41Oh, there we go
00:38:51There we go
00:38:59Good?
00:39:01Good?
00:39:01Good?
00:39:03Good?
00:39:03Scrunches
00:39:05Well, you two better get dressed
00:39:06You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:10Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:13That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:17What's the deal with them?
00:39:18Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:21Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:25Hey, don't worry
00:39:26I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:31Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:33Just in case
00:39:35Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:39:49Wait, that earring
00:39:52Wait, that earring
00:39:53You like it?
00:39:55I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:39:57Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:00I don't really remember the details
00:40:02But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:06Right
00:40:07And it's just a common earring
00:40:09Anyone can have it
00:40:10Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:12She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:16So Ava and Piper
00:40:18Still aren't here
00:40:20But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:24What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:27An aging single mom
00:40:29Slim pickings
00:40:31I heard he's in waste management
00:40:33That explains it
00:40:35She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:38Oh, please, Miranda
00:40:39Ava is your niece
00:40:41Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:40:43Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:40:47Her track record speaks for itself
00:40:49Exactly
00:40:49Not like my Sierra
00:40:51Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:40:56Oh!
00:40:57They're here!
00:40:59Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:05Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:06Merry Christmas
00:41:08You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:10I am
00:41:11I'm Ava's husband
00:41:12Max
00:41:13Pleasure to meet you
00:41:14Welcome
00:41:15You're Ava's husband
00:41:17But you're gorgeous
00:41:21But not as handsome as you
00:41:23Look at you two
00:41:24You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:26Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:28Merry Christmas
00:41:30This is from Max and I
00:41:31Oh my goodness
00:41:32Thank you, Eva
00:41:33Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:41:36Oops!
00:41:37Oh, my bad
00:41:38Oh!
00:41:39A homemade gift
00:41:40How thrifty
00:41:42Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:41:45Mommy's right, you mean all the hack?
00:41:47You little
00:41:50You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:41:52Or you will lose yours
00:41:54Oh!
00:41:55I think you broke my wrist
00:41:57Look what you just did to my mother
00:41:59My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:03He could ruin your life
00:42:16Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:18I'm fine
00:42:19I'm just wet, honey
00:42:20Yeah
00:42:20It's okay
00:42:21It's okay
00:42:24What are you?
00:42:26Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:29Did you just slap me?
00:42:31Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:33You're a fucking psycho
00:42:35You know what, Sierra?
00:42:36I can take your little insults
00:42:37But leave my family out of this
00:42:41Her family
00:42:43She means me
00:42:48You okay, honey?
00:42:49Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:51Do something
00:42:53You don't know who you're messing with
00:42:54I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:42:57Oh wow
00:42:58I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:03Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:06Let's call him
00:43:07I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:10Please
00:43:11Who do you think you are?
00:43:14Enough!
00:43:16There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:18Fine, Dad
00:43:20Let it go, Nathan
00:43:22They're just jealous
00:43:25For Grandpa's sake
00:43:26I'll let you off easy
00:43:28I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:31I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:43:35Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:36Alright, that's enough
00:43:38Everyone come inside
00:43:39And sit down
00:44:01Is this a joke?
00:44:03Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:05Hold it
00:44:05Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:07My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:10My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:16King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:19And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:21Three times the price
00:44:23Fifty times the flavor
00:44:25And you don't get a single bite
00:44:27It's just petty
00:44:29Maybe so
00:44:30But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:34Fine
00:44:36Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:38Come on, let's go
00:44:39No, no
00:44:40Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:44:43Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:44:45But they're treating us like
00:44:46I know, dear
00:44:47I just want to have our family together
00:44:49Fine
00:44:50We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:44:53Better a stray than a bitch
00:44:55What was that?
00:44:59I just want to have our family together
00:45:02Fine
00:45:02We'll stay
00:45:04Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:06It's okay, sweetie
00:45:07We'll get something right after
00:45:09Like drive-thru?
00:45:12I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:14That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:19No strays
00:45:20Ow
00:45:21Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:23Yes, it's fine
00:45:23You hit my child
00:45:25You're fucking crazy
00:45:26Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:28Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:34Don't worry, baby
00:45:35I'll handle it
00:45:38Don't worry, baby
00:45:39I'll handle it
00:45:43Piper
00:45:45Sweetie
00:45:45Are you ready to try the best food
00:45:47You've ever had in your life?
00:45:51Okay, sweetheart
00:45:52Give me two minutes
00:45:53And one phone call
00:45:54As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:45:57Actually, I do
00:46:00He's such a liar
00:46:01This ought to be hilarious
00:46:02Oh, it will be
00:46:06Sam
00:46:08Yeah, send the troops
00:46:09And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:12I'm already on my way
00:46:16Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:18I'm already on my way
00:46:22You hear this guy?
00:46:23He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:25From Antarctica
00:46:28Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:46:30His silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:33Max, what are you doing?
00:46:35Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:46:37Santa's already on his way
00:46:38Actually
00:46:40Five
00:46:41Four
00:46:42Three
00:46:44Two
00:46:45One
00:46:48A helicopter
00:46:56There's no way
00:47:01How did you pull this off?
00:47:03Sam is like family
00:47:04I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:06Thanks, boss
00:47:08Boss?
00:47:09Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:11Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:13Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:17I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:20You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:24Mm-hmm
00:47:27Come on
00:47:29You can stop kidding around
00:47:31If you were the CEO, why would you be here
00:47:33Pretending to be my husband?
00:47:35No, I actually am the CEO
00:47:37Come on
00:47:37You can stop the charade
00:47:39Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:42Eva
00:47:42I'm not pretending
00:47:45Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:47:58How is this possible?
00:48:00This loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:48:03And has his own personal chef?
00:48:06Who are you?
00:48:08I told you
00:48:09I'm Eva's husband
00:48:10That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:13Wait, no
00:48:14Hold on
00:48:17You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:21You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:24Some of the small ones
00:48:26I mean, you know that
00:48:28You work for me
00:48:29Oh God
00:48:30I insulted my own boss
00:48:33I'm finished
00:48:38Oh God
00:48:38I insulted my own boss
00:48:40I'm finished
00:48:42Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:48:44Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:48:47Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:48:48For tonight
00:48:49Your feast ends
00:48:51And with that
00:48:52Your career
00:48:53You're fired
00:48:55Fired?
00:48:56Sam
00:49:01You're fired?
00:49:02Oh God
00:49:02I can't be fired
00:49:05What?
00:49:07Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:08You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:10Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:11I'll do anything
00:49:12Guys
00:49:13Take out the trash
00:49:20And you
00:49:21Oh, me?
00:49:23Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:25That was a Christmas joke
00:49:27A family tradition
00:49:28Yeah, well
00:49:29There's a new family tradition
00:49:31Sam
00:49:36Will you do me the honors?
00:49:39Gladly
00:49:43Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria
00:49:47Father, do something
00:49:50Well, you kind of deserve that
00:49:52I'm leaving
00:49:54Pumpkin, my favorite
00:50:01Come on, sweetie
00:50:02Daddy had this crab flying just for you
00:50:04Eat as much as you want
00:50:06Thanks, Daddy
00:50:10I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:12I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:14Honestly
00:50:16This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:18Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:20Just like this
00:50:22Does he really mean that?
00:50:24Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:26I can't tell
00:50:27And that terrifies me
00:50:33Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison
00:50:35I brought you a gift
00:50:36Here's the paternity test
00:50:37Between the boss and that little girl
00:50:38Oh
00:50:44This is wonderful
00:50:47Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:50:50Tell me everything
00:50:51Miss Eva Smith
00:50:52Single mother
00:50:53Small town gal
00:50:54Didn't finish high school
00:50:55Currently works in retail
00:50:56Oh, Maximus
00:50:58I thought I raised you better
00:51:00A high school dropout
00:51:02In the Harrison family
00:51:05Not a chance
00:51:09She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:13Maximus seems to like her
00:51:15Silence
00:51:15Get me the address where she works
00:51:17It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:19That's nice
00:51:20We own that one
00:51:22Good work
00:51:23But take off that stupid hat
00:51:35Thanks
00:51:36So your dad insisted
00:51:37That I try this wine
00:51:39That he's been saving
00:51:39For 20 years
00:51:42Sounds like he's happy
00:51:43With his new son-in-law
00:51:44And how about you?
00:51:49Me?
00:51:50Yeah
00:51:52Are you happy with your new husband?
00:51:58Eva
00:52:08That birthmark
00:52:09Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:12And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:15You know?
00:52:16Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:52:18So much we're not telling each other
00:52:20Uh
00:52:22No feelings, no complications
00:52:24That's what we agreed upon
00:52:25Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:52:28Max
00:52:28Yeah, I guess you're right
00:52:32It's cold
00:52:34Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:37Max
00:52:40I need to tell you something
00:52:43Something important
00:52:45What's gotten into her?
00:52:47Is she hiding something?
00:52:49Is this the part where you tell me
00:52:50There's no Santa?
00:52:52I haven't been completely honest with you
00:52:56Piper is
00:52:59Piper is
00:53:00Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:04Sweetie
00:53:04Oh my gosh
00:53:05It's almost swollen
00:53:06Must have been when that witch
00:53:07Smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:09Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:10Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:14Come on, Piper
00:53:18Okay, let me see
00:53:22I promise
00:53:23I won't let anyone
00:53:25Hurt you or Mommy again
00:53:26But that's not true
00:53:28You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:31Uh
00:53:33Daddy!
00:53:34No!
00:53:35Well
00:53:41Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:53:46Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:49Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:51Really?
00:53:51Please stay, Daddy
00:53:56You think it was Scar?
00:54:00Hmm
00:54:02I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:04Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:06I have one, too
00:54:08Dad
00:54:09I got that when I was about your age
00:54:11Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:14Really?
00:54:15No way
00:54:16No
00:54:17It was actually a cactus
00:54:19But it's still cool
00:54:22I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:28Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:30My mom said I had that when I was born
00:54:37And how old are you?
00:54:39Six
00:54:40Six?
00:54:40That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:54:43Okay, I found the first date kit
00:54:45Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:49What do I even say?
00:54:51And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:53Sorry, honey
00:54:54This man's your dad
00:54:55And he didn't know you existed until now
00:54:58Um
00:54:59Yeah
00:55:02Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:04Eva
00:55:09Okay, look
00:55:12Piper is
00:55:18Go on
00:55:25Must be an emergency
00:55:28Excuse me
00:55:29Sorry
00:55:30I'll take this
00:55:37Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:39Yeah
00:55:41Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:55:44I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:55:48Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:51I'm telling you, Max
00:55:52That woman is manipulating you
00:55:54She's a high school dropout
00:55:56Doesn't even have a decent job
00:55:58And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:00I'm Eva's husband
00:56:02Max
00:56:03That man has no idea
00:56:05What a treasure
00:56:07He's missing out on
00:56:11I'm sorry, Max
00:56:12You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:14Your mother would take her away
00:56:16After Christmas
00:56:17It's over
00:56:20Eva?
00:56:22Maximus?
00:56:23Are you even listening to me?
00:56:25No, mom, mom
00:56:26Listen
00:56:26I'm sorry
00:56:27Okay
00:56:27Eva's my wife
00:56:28And I've made up my mind
00:56:30I'm not leaving her
00:56:33Eva?
00:56:38Thank you, mom
00:56:39I need that
00:56:40To me?
00:56:43Oh, thank you
00:56:44This is for you, grandma
00:56:50Oh, wow
00:56:52That's so cool
00:56:53Did you make it?
00:56:54Derek, this is from
00:56:57Eva and I
00:56:57Oh, thank you so much
00:56:59Thanks, guys
00:57:01Thanks, guys
00:57:01I'm glad you're here
00:57:04Got it!
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:05Wow
00:57:06Damn, these are nice
00:57:08Grandpa
00:57:09Language
00:57:10Little ears
00:57:16Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:18It's in the other room by the train set
00:57:19Here, I'll go with you
00:57:20Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:22Ready?
00:57:23Ready?
00:57:23Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:25We'll be back, guys
00:57:26Billy
00:57:26Walking home from our house
00:57:28Christmas Eve
00:57:33You never told me
00:57:36Have we met before?
00:57:41Have we met before?
00:57:44She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:49I don't know what you're getting at
00:57:52Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:03I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:04Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:05They're very common
00:58:06I feel so awful
00:58:08But I can't lose my child
00:58:10No matter how I feel about him
00:58:14Maybe
00:58:17Are you okay?
00:58:20Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:23No
00:58:24No
00:58:24I'm fine
00:58:26Um
00:58:28Oh
00:58:29I almost forgot
00:58:31I got you this
00:58:33You got me a gift too?
00:58:35Tis the season
00:58:37Open it
00:58:50Gloves
00:58:52Did you make these?
00:58:54Yeah
00:58:55I know this is a fake marriage
00:58:56But that's Christmas
00:58:59You've already done so much for me
00:59:00I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:04How did I feel?
00:59:06Warm, right?
00:59:08Yeah
00:59:09Warm
00:59:11Soft
00:59:14Perfect
00:59:19Thank you, Eva
00:59:21I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:25Really?
00:59:26Yeah, my mom
00:59:27She partied all the time
00:59:29And I got gifts
00:59:31Plenty of them
00:59:32But I don't think she ever bought one herself
00:59:37Nothing personal
00:59:38Well, you deserve it
00:59:41You're a good guy
00:59:44And someday you'll find someone special
00:59:47To spend all your Christmases with
00:59:51What if that day's today?
00:59:55What if I already found someone special?
01:00:00Right here
01:00:24Max, we can't
01:00:26If you want me to stop
01:00:29You better tell me right now
01:00:43No matter how many years pass
01:00:45I still can't resist him
01:00:59It's true
01:01:01I don't want you
01:01:02I don't want you
01:01:04I don't want you
01:01:06I don't want you
01:01:10Oh God, you weren't trying to be fucking insane
01:01:17Piper!
01:01:25Piper?
01:01:28She can't see me.
01:01:46Eva?
01:01:51Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:05That was way too close.
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:08We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:13Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:17Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:22You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:29Let me give it to you.
01:02:31Let me give it to you.
01:03:00Gracias por ver el video.
01:03:07¿Quién está llamando?
01:03:12¿Quién está llamando?
01:03:13Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:15I'm Max's mother.
01:03:17Name your price.
01:03:18What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:21What?
01:03:22We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:26Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:29My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:34Piper is my daughter.
01:03:35And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:38So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:03:40But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:45Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:03:51You okay?
01:03:56Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:03:59So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:03What are you talking about?
01:04:05It's over.
01:04:06It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:12Eva, wait!
01:04:15So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:22Max, it's not real.
01:04:24None of it was real.
01:04:26So, it's just a goodbye?
01:04:30Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:33Look.
01:04:35Last night, I let my guard down.
01:04:39But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:42And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:45Just tell me what you need.
01:04:47I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:04:52Just say the word.
01:04:58You don't get it.
01:05:01You don't get it.
01:05:03You don't get it.
01:05:08I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:16I won't give up on us.
01:05:32Are we here?
01:05:34Yes.
01:05:35As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:42Piper.
01:05:42Sweetie, wake up.
01:05:43We're home.
01:05:48How can she just walk away?
01:05:58Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:05:59It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:02Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:05You promised.
01:06:06Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:09Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:12Alright, fine.
01:06:14When?
01:06:16Two days.
01:06:17I'll come pick you up.
01:06:18No need.
01:06:20Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:27I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:32So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:06:35Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:36If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:06:38I always fight for the ones I love.
01:06:53If you've got nitrogen, I have nitrogen.
01:06:54And nitrogen is, uh, this is true.
01:06:56This is true.
01:06:56This is true.
01:06:57Just did it ten times.
01:07:00Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:01Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:04Boss?
01:07:06Boss?
01:07:10Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:13I need to go win back my family.
01:07:15Family?
01:07:16Boss, are you okay?
01:07:18Never better.
01:07:19Never better.
01:07:21Go get her, Max.
01:07:25Give it your best smile.
01:07:27Ah, there he is.
01:07:30Maximus, darling.
01:07:32I have some prospects for you.
01:07:34Nice high society girls from the city.
01:07:40Oh.
01:07:42I told you.
01:07:43I already found the woman I love.
01:07:47Well, I...
01:07:51Maximus, stop this.
01:07:53That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:07:57Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:07:59and I'll find you another.
01:08:00You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:03No, I'm not.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:07I work in waste management,
01:08:09and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:11I'm Eva's husband,
01:08:13and I'm a father.
01:08:16What?
01:08:29That's her.
01:08:31The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:08:36Hi.
01:08:36Welcome in.
01:08:37Can I help you find something?
01:08:39I want to try those.
01:08:43Awesome.
01:08:44I'll get them for you right away.
01:08:46Are you...
01:08:47Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:08:52No, no, no.
01:08:54I know what I want.
01:08:55Size 7.
01:08:58Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:09:00but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:01Come on.
01:09:03She wants the white shoes.
01:09:09Ignore her.
01:09:10She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:12Here, let me help you.
01:09:13Come on.
01:09:18She...
01:09:19seems kind.
01:09:24I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:27She's just doing her job.
01:09:30How do they feel?
01:09:31Well, I love the style,
01:09:33but it's too small.
01:09:34I think I need a size up.
01:09:37Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:09:41Right away.
01:09:43I'll be right back.
01:09:44She's not only kind,
01:09:46she's patient.
01:09:47Was I wrong about her?
01:10:03Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:07Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:09She can't walk.
01:10:12That's just...
01:10:14pure evil.
01:10:16Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:19She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:21Who cares?
01:10:22It's the last pair.
01:10:23I get paid commission.
01:10:30I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:33See?
01:10:35This is your whole problem.
01:10:38This is why you'll always be broke.
01:10:42I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:10:44I'm not selling her junk.
01:10:47She has to deal with people like this?
01:10:50People who insult her all day?
01:10:52I'm your manager.
01:10:58Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:01or you're fired.
01:11:07Did I stutter?
01:11:12You don't have to fire me.
01:11:16I quit.
01:11:22I don't work here anymore.
01:11:24Listen.
01:11:26Don't buy the shoes.
01:11:27They're broken.
01:11:28Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:30You're a good person, after all.
01:11:34Looks like I misjudged you.
01:11:37I'm sorry?
01:11:39Why are you still here, Eva?
01:11:42Get out!
01:11:48You're not disabled?
01:11:50You're not disabled?
01:11:50Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:11:54Absolutely shameful.
01:11:56Who are you?
01:11:58I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:02and the owner of this store.
01:12:04You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:06Mother of the CEO?
01:12:09I am.
01:12:10And you, my dear, are fired!
01:12:13What did I do?
01:12:17You are a good person.
01:12:19From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:26Are you serious?
01:12:28That's right.
01:12:29Don't be nervous, child.
01:12:33You are professional.
01:12:35Responsible.
01:12:36Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:12:41You.
01:12:43Out!
01:12:44I'll leave.
01:12:47I'm leaving.
01:12:51I...
01:12:52I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:12:54No.
01:12:55Don't worry.
01:12:56You're getting a promotion.
01:12:59You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:02Thank you.
01:13:04First assignment?
01:13:05I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:12Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:15Okay.
01:13:18Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:22I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:31She's the mother of a CEO.
01:13:33Of course she lives like this.
01:13:44Mrs. Harrison? I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:50Max?
01:13:51Eva?
01:13:52What are you doing here?
01:13:55I, uh...
01:13:56There you are, Eva!
01:13:59Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:02My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:05What are you...
01:14:09That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:14Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:15Stop.
01:14:17And you?
01:14:18You lied to me at the store.
01:14:21Y-y-you were both just testing me?
01:14:23Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:26I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:27I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:31But I was wrong.
01:14:32Eva, please.
01:14:33I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:14:35Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:14:38How could you think that of me?
01:14:40It's not like that, dear.
01:14:43Eva, what are you talking about?
01:14:45Mom!
01:14:46What did you do?
01:14:47I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:14:50We're not together.
01:14:52And I can't love something that was never real.
01:14:58I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:01What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:15:07Eva.
01:15:08Let me go!
01:15:09I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:11We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:13Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:14I'm not pretending!
01:15:15Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:17And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:25Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:29Max, you came.
01:15:30God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:15:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:15:39Just say the word.
01:15:43See?
01:15:46Stop fighting.
01:15:49We belong together.
01:15:51You're wrong.
01:15:53Wrong about what?
01:15:55That you care?
01:15:57Or we belong together.
01:15:58Look, I already told you.
01:16:00We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:02Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:06Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:11Eva!
01:16:15Eva!
01:16:17I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:19Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:27I'm sorry.
01:16:29Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:31Yeah, sweetie.
01:16:32I'm fine.
01:16:33Come here.
01:16:42No, you're not fine.
01:16:43You're sad.
01:16:46I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:50I miss daddy too
01:16:54I want Max to be my real daddy
01:16:59Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:03Love bug
01:17:04You're right
01:17:06What am I doing? Running like a coward?
01:17:10I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:13Now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:16I believe in you
01:17:17What are you going to do mommy?
01:17:20I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:25Maximus deserves to know
01:17:27Piper is his daughter
01:17:34Enough sulking
01:17:35Go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:17:39Don't you think I want to?
01:17:41She doesn't want me
01:17:43I didn't raise you to give up
01:17:45Your daughter is still out there
01:17:47You can't abandon her
01:17:48Mom, you don't get it
01:17:50I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:17:53And Piper, she was an added bonus
01:17:57What are you talking about?
01:17:59I already ran a DNA test
01:18:02Piper is your daughter
01:18:04What?
01:18:06See for yourself
01:18:13I was right
01:18:14Seven years ago
01:18:16New years, that woman was Eva
01:18:28Eva
01:18:31Hey
01:18:38I missed you so much, sweetheart
01:18:46You came back
01:18:50I, uh
01:18:53Don't forget to be brave, mommy
01:19:00I, uh
01:19:02I was scared
01:19:04But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:07Because what we have is real
01:19:08And it's worth fighting for
01:19:11Sweetheart, I have
01:19:13Something to tell you
01:19:14I have something to tell you too
01:19:19Piper is your daughter
01:19:21You knew
01:19:22My sweet granddaughter
01:19:24Mama
01:19:28I just found out for sure
01:19:30A few minutes ago
01:19:31But you've known this whole time?
01:19:32I was scared
01:19:34Okay, I didn't know
01:19:35If you were going to take her from me
01:19:36I didn't know
01:19:37How you were feeling
01:19:39How could you not know
01:19:40How I felt?
01:19:52I love you, Eva
01:19:55I love you too
01:19:58I promise
01:19:59For the rest of my life
01:20:00I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:03As long as we're together
01:20:05It doesn't matter where we are
01:20:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:18For real this time?
01:20:20Yes
01:20:22Yes, of course
01:20:23I'll marry you
01:20:27Yes
01:20:28Hi
01:20:36Looks like you're stuck with me
01:20:37The next Christmas
01:20:38And the Christmas after that
01:20:40And forever
01:20:43I wouldn't have it any other way
01:20:50Who's that?
01:20:52Eva!
01:20:55Take me back!
01:20:58I'm sorry
01:20:59I'm sorry
01:20:59I'm sorry
01:21:00You're tired
01:21:03Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:21:05Again
01:21:09No?
01:21:10Not funny
01:21:11¡Gracias!
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