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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:20We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:30He's so hot!
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:35Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:24What? My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on.
00:04:31Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:22That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:32We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty.
00:06:51To the entire world, whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18I'm okay.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20I don't know.
00:10:21What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv.
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what? The rod of a sepulis?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:45studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it, because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one, a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:53wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:39What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Yeah, you want to see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:46She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:03Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:39You two are going in there alone.
00:18:07You two are going in there alone.
00:18:37Leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:40Exactly.
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:53Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:01Where did you actually find this low light?
00:19:06On the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:12Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:14You don't know her background.
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:17That is it, General.
00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:20You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:46Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama
00:19:54trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:04You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:12This is the dark witch.
00:20:14I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:20and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:31You regain consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:44I just want to...
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:33Right.
00:21:34Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:48Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:50I'm saving you.
00:21:51Saving me?
00:21:52By bathing with me?
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:55You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk.
00:21:58I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:08Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:28But it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41You distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:22Those amicils.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:11No!
00:24:11No!
00:24:13Absolutely not.
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:17How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir!
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:19The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:56No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17But now or never.
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me.
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:47Oh my God.
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:54Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:58This is taking way too long.
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:03The big guns.
00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:13Oh my God.
00:27:13Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim.
00:27:18Oh, shit.
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:39Shoot her dead now.
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:47She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:55You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:03You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it.
00:28:09No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22He's a cure.
00:28:29His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before, and his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son.
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:07I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait, wait.
00:29:14No, no.
00:29:15There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:20queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:23The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:37a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:47Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:29:58a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:09I am already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:20and he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:32But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancee.
00:30:49He's back.
00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close.
00:31:03Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:14marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:31but this is godly.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:37Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42than let that panty-laced, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52No.
00:31:53We're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:31:59Oh, my God.
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:13and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:26She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:30I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:33I need help.
00:32:34I need three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:41so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:44filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:32:57one with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amori.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:37For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:47We were together for three years,
00:33:48and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me
00:34:00if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:34:04I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:06of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa
00:34:16is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you,
00:34:21and now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa,
00:34:58you and your dimwit brother
00:35:00only have everything you have
00:35:02all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:10That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you
00:35:19and your entire family
00:35:20for three years while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her?
00:35:26It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:32out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:44your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street credit I got out of keep.
00:35:58You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:15so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:20would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers
00:36:34and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me
00:36:53of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity to you.
00:37:05Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie,
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you
00:37:25if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma,
00:37:29I have to confess something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands
00:37:43I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:45the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa
00:37:52the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer.
00:37:56It makes me angrier,
00:37:57hearing her name,
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please,
00:38:01Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it must have broken your heart,
00:38:05but embellishing your worth
00:38:07and who you are,
00:38:09it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost Mom and Dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money
00:38:16for their medical pills,
00:38:19I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:21to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:45You said Trixie's crashing your wedding.
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:52now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54I hope when nobody steps on Snake.
00:38:56Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02You mean...
00:39:05We broadcast...
00:39:06that video of me?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman stick,
00:39:12the 19th century tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:16and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:41this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing for him
00:39:49and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him for years
00:39:54and then he betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:57she's planning to bring it down on them
00:39:58at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:02I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that virtuous woman
00:40:05and her incredible power
00:40:06that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:09Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14And let's roll.
00:40:28Woo!
00:40:30Welcome, everyone,
00:40:32to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married,
00:40:36but in just one hour,
00:40:37my company will be receiving
00:40:38the presidential contract,
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Like who?
00:40:50Stowe Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:53Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary
00:40:57of the entire U.S. Health Department,
00:40:59but this is a partay, after all.
00:41:01I see some of the most important people in the nation
00:41:04have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president will also be arriving soon
00:41:11to give you the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:51You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests
00:41:56from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:58I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:05Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:11You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being this poor.
00:42:18Me?
00:42:18Bum a meal?
00:42:20Have you forgotten that it was I
00:42:21who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president
00:42:32will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:40She loves me.
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties with his ex,
00:42:45but she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:48that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:50to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:54They beg for scraps from us,
00:42:57the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel all high and mighty now,
00:43:02but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you the contract.
00:43:12You giving me the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills,
00:43:16no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:18so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22to give me a billion-dollar contract?
00:43:25We both share humble beginnings, Marissa,
00:43:27and I saw potential in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:33that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:35Don't be all sore now
00:43:36just because I stole your man.
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:41They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:45You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:50I can say that now
00:43:51that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:53Bravo.
00:43:54Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:56Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:58Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:43:59in front of everyone.
00:44:00She'll make her sup.
00:44:01Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:07and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man,
00:44:14but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:16Okay, enough!
00:44:17You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies
00:44:24to make you and girls
00:44:25feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you
00:44:28over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:30Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:32You're just all empty talk.
00:44:34I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:36Because I'm the one
00:44:37who's doing the choosing.
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god.
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasha?
00:44:58No.
00:44:59The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not.
00:45:03I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:10It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts
00:45:19to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:22I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23and here she is.
00:45:25Like a good little
00:45:26peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:33You want to
00:45:34I don't know
00:45:35beg for a little treat
00:45:36while you're at it?
00:45:47You must understand me.
00:45:49I'm here to take back
00:45:50everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:59Bro!
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because
00:46:03she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05she can pretend to be a deep pocket
00:46:06invest in baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:09to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:13I know what this is.
00:46:15You've gone delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:18so you can just show up
00:46:19to a fancy party
00:46:20and some Prince Charming
00:46:21will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:23Well that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:25Lock the doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave
00:46:27until we're through with her.
00:46:32This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:39She's being cornered by her ex
00:46:40and his mistress
00:46:41at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:42Butch Tanner.
00:46:43Well he's going to wish
00:46:44he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns
00:46:52scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people
00:46:55for much worse.
00:46:57Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for years
00:47:06after he saved the nation
00:47:06from a terrorist attack.
00:47:08You're an unskilled,
00:47:10unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:12So how could you possibly
00:47:13have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone
00:47:16like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:18No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:19If you really cured
00:47:20the incurable general,
00:47:22then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:23Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me
00:47:44and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:47I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:49Sasa, she has
00:47:50a billion-dollar
00:47:52biomedical contract
00:47:53with the military.
00:47:55Approved by the first
00:47:56female president
00:47:57of the United States
00:47:58herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:01She's just trying
00:48:02to leech off you
00:48:03like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:05Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:07No free meals for the poor.
00:48:09Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society.
00:48:13So you're either born
00:48:14on a silver spoon
00:48:15or you're as accomplished
00:48:16as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do
00:48:18some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:21maybe someone will drop
00:48:22a couple bucks
00:48:23in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have everything
00:48:27one can dream of.
00:48:29But I valued our friendship,
00:48:30Marissa, which is why
00:48:31I came here to give you
00:48:32a second chance.
00:48:33To see if you'd apologize
00:48:34and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:36But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low,
00:48:39it disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:42than you standing
00:48:43on street corners
00:48:44like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows
00:48:46if you've already started
00:48:48offering sexual services?
00:48:51Well then,
00:48:52why don't you get
00:48:53on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother
00:48:55will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:58an embarrassment
00:48:59like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider
00:49:03making you my
00:49:04personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you
00:49:17hit my brother?
00:49:18I'm never letting you
00:49:19leave here alive.
00:49:20I'm sorry.
00:49:22I do something.
00:49:23Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:25After I'm done with you,
00:49:26Trixie,
00:49:26not even the goddess
00:49:27of healing
00:49:28will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh.
00:49:31Is that so?
00:49:33Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob
00:49:37one hell of a blowjob
00:49:39in front of everybody here
00:49:40or I'll pop
00:49:41so many holes in you
00:49:43the men here
00:49:43won't know
00:49:44which one to fuck.
00:49:45I don't need
00:49:45to be the goddess
00:49:46of anything
00:49:46to punish you.
00:49:48Any of the powerful
00:49:49leaders I've saved
00:49:50before could crush you
00:49:51before you even
00:49:52touch me.
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:55You wish
00:49:55General Licender
00:49:56scooped you off
00:49:57your feet
00:49:57but you weren't
00:49:58good enough for me.
00:49:59You're definitely
00:50:00not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:01You're souring my party
00:50:04so you either
00:50:04get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:09On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:12Two!
00:50:23Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:27One!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying
00:50:32a hand
00:50:33on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:43It's...
00:50:57It's...
00:51:05You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:08Remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna
00:51:11hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:15I saved you
00:51:15because you're
00:51:16a good man.
00:51:17Not because I want
00:51:18you to owe me
00:51:18any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one
00:51:27who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys
00:51:29all lovey-dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this
00:51:31on her.
00:51:32She waited for you
00:51:33for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind
00:51:34of woman of virtue
00:51:35that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs
00:51:43for cash.
00:51:44No man
00:51:45who in a 100-foot pole
00:51:47would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy
00:51:49Bob was willing
00:51:50to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:52:00Look, man.
00:52:01I know Trixie
00:52:02is like a...
00:52:03I don't know...
00:52:03like a seven
00:52:04now that she's
00:52:05all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste
00:52:06your manhood
00:52:07on a whiny,
00:52:08worthless woman
00:52:09like that.
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:12Ah!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:15A real man
00:52:17never talks
00:52:18about a woman
00:52:18that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:30We don't need
00:52:30to fight fire
00:52:31with fire
00:52:31to deal
00:52:32with the likes
00:52:32of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious,
00:52:35Trixie.
00:52:35You know that?
00:52:38You're only getting
00:52:39off with it
00:52:40because she's so kind,
00:52:41so you're going
00:52:41to do me the favor
00:52:42of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck
00:52:45with me,
00:52:45little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:48You're probably
00:52:48lowest rank
00:52:49of the military grunts.
00:52:51I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really
00:52:53not know who this is,
00:52:54Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were
00:52:55in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been
00:52:57doing this whole time
00:52:58if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just
00:53:02a supply boy.
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part
00:53:08of your plan,
00:53:09Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell
00:53:11your house
00:53:12to hire this actor
00:53:13so you can feel
00:53:13better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:19looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28It seems like
00:53:28they don't know
00:53:29who you are
00:53:29since you've been
00:53:29out of action
00:53:30for so long.
00:53:31I think we should
00:53:32try to pay
00:53:32some of some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen.
00:53:47I know that you
00:53:47didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know
00:53:51that we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man
00:53:57to get close to a woman
00:53:58and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05I have never
00:54:07met a woman
00:54:10like you.
00:54:11So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:13and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know
00:54:15that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts
00:54:20or a really,
00:54:21really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:25Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know
00:54:34that you just lost
00:54:35your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million
00:54:40previously owned
00:54:42by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second gift.
00:54:48this contains all the rights
00:54:50to my entire fortune,
00:54:52which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune
00:54:55from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Why, Sander?
00:55:03I really don't care
00:55:04for any of us.
00:55:05No, look,
00:55:05I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:08the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:12my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:17well...
00:55:31Cleo!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:36You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you,
00:55:43it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no
00:55:54to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:19Ha-ha!
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here
00:56:23is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:27how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:30No man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that
00:56:33embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's
00:56:37homeless or not,
00:56:38but I'm making this woman
00:56:39my wife,
00:56:40which means that she
00:56:41will be treated as
00:56:42and cherished as
00:56:43the most precious woman
00:56:44on Earth.
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize
00:56:51that my brother
00:56:52is the most powerful man
00:56:54on Earth.
00:56:54This is General
00:56:55Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if,
00:57:05like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08would propose
00:57:09to a homeless prostitute
00:57:10like Trixie.
00:57:11Yes,
00:57:11the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically controlled
00:57:13the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong
00:57:16would sooner marry
00:57:16the Princess of England
00:57:17than someone
00:57:18from the lowest rank
00:57:19of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:23actors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:24enjoy your last breath.
00:57:26Come on,
00:57:26Lysander,
00:57:26what are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them
00:57:27what we can do
00:57:28and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch
00:57:30of piss poor people
00:57:31do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with
00:57:33your poor people
00:57:34bad luck?
00:57:35She wishes
00:57:36she could blame
00:57:36her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is,
00:57:39she's just a useless,
00:57:41lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:43She's utterly
00:57:44unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose
00:57:48of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:50if you don't
00:57:50prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them
00:57:52myself,
00:57:53but...
00:57:55I'll let you
00:57:56do all the
00:57:56heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead,
00:57:58Lysander.
00:58:05Yes,
00:58:06hello,
00:58:06this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please bankrupt
00:58:08the Marissa Wickham
00:58:09for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh,
00:58:12I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend
00:58:16to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh,
00:58:24hello?
00:58:25Yes.
00:58:28What?
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:36Hey,
00:58:37hey,
00:58:37hey.
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was the call,
00:58:45Sassu?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just
00:58:48suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:49My company's dead!
00:58:51Evaporated!
00:58:52It's in thin air!
00:58:56That's impossible!
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What is your deal?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:02you said you're
00:59:03the Secretary of Health,
00:59:04right?
00:59:04And you yourself
00:59:05said that the Armstrong
00:59:06family owns the entire
00:59:07global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be
00:59:09how they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means...
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:18the richest
00:59:18and most powerful man
00:59:20in the country?
00:59:21Trixie's married,
00:59:23the famed war hero,
00:59:25the man every girl wants
00:59:26and every man wants to be?
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:32losing everything.
00:59:34There's got to be
00:59:35some trick to this.
00:59:36You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:38money from us.
00:59:39It's awesome.
00:59:41It's awesome.
00:59:41It's awesome.
00:59:42It's awesome.
00:59:47I know why
00:59:49you're all over Trixie.
00:59:50Because you've been
00:59:50in the military for so long,
00:59:52you don't know
00:59:52what a real woman
00:59:53can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:57a good time.
01:00:00Do you have
01:00:01your hands for me?
01:00:02Or I'll have them
01:00:03removed for you.
01:00:08I would never be
01:00:09interested in a woman
01:00:10who's as vile
01:00:11and cruel
01:00:12and wicked
01:00:12as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater
01:00:15gets cheated on
01:00:16eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just
01:00:19trying to save the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her at all.
01:00:23Your double standards
01:00:24are incredible.
01:00:25Okay, you don't
01:00:25want me?
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty
01:00:28of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you
01:00:30a room full of
01:00:31pageant winners.
01:00:3218 years old.
01:00:33Fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that
01:00:42so you wouldn't
01:00:42have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:47Marissa,
01:00:48not only have you
01:00:48backstabbed me,
01:00:50your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing
01:00:52my fiance,
01:00:53but now you'd
01:00:54sell out other
01:00:55innocent girls
01:00:55just to get
01:00:56your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult
01:00:58to all good women
01:00:59out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:01So now,
01:01:02everything that I've
01:01:03ever given you to,
01:01:04I'm taking it all back.
01:01:08Wait, everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off the phone
01:01:19with the president
01:01:19and she said your contract
01:01:20is not getting canceled
01:01:21because it was assigned
01:01:23by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric
01:01:29and highly elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of medicine
01:01:31approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest
01:01:36honor anyone can have
01:01:37in the field of health
01:01:38and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto
01:01:40is the right
01:01:41rewrites the wrong,
01:01:42the left
01:01:43leave the wrong
01:01:44bereft.
01:01:45That means she's
01:01:46rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would
01:01:48never let your company
01:01:50go bankrupt.
01:01:51In fact,
01:01:51she's on her way
01:01:52now.
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:56this dashingly
01:01:57handsome motherfucker
01:01:58over here
01:01:59isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck
01:02:01cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my products,
01:02:06who cares about this
01:02:07washed-up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs,
01:02:09break his arms.
01:02:10No one would even
01:02:10bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:12explicit permission
01:02:13to call upon
01:02:14secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:21and identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:31No, don't arrest her!
01:02:33Trixie's a good person.
01:02:35Please, officer,
01:02:36don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma,
01:02:38Mr. Rogers,
01:02:39Mrs. Williams,
01:02:40what are you all
01:02:40doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard
01:02:42about the breakup
01:02:42between you and Butch.
01:02:44We were worried,
01:02:45so we came here
01:02:46to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest
01:02:49that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted
01:02:53and would never
01:02:54break the law.
01:02:55Yes, and one time
01:02:56when my daughter
01:02:57needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had
01:03:01just to help her out.
01:03:02She also paid
01:03:03for my recent
01:03:03heart surgery as well.
01:03:05My fiancée really
01:03:07is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:17General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother
01:03:20is not a criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero
01:03:22who single-handedly
01:03:23saved this country
01:03:24from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:26this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed
01:03:27to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:29his choice to crime
01:03:30is stealing his identity.
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:35with the terrorist.
01:03:36And we've received
01:03:37no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:38so this must be
01:03:39an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that
01:03:42this whole dilemma
01:03:43with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:44a lot of trouble.
01:03:45I promise I'll get it
01:03:46resolved and we can
01:03:47focus on taking down
01:03:48your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest me,
01:03:52fine.
01:03:54But don't fuck
01:03:55with my fiancée.
01:03:56You don't get to decide,
01:03:57punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:38Get him!
01:04:49No!
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Leicester.
01:05:29Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:51and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me,
01:06:13even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:20because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat Kate!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Dammit!
01:07:17Dammit!
01:07:18Dammit!
01:07:19Dammit!
01:07:19Dammit!
01:07:19Dammit!
01:07:20Dammit!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're cornered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Right.
01:07:45Ray rides the road.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No.
01:08:14Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory,
01:08:29I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch,
01:08:32not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:34but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:46Bullshit.
01:08:47I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:52You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong direction.
01:09:37Left.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:58Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening-
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:03Stop!
01:10:04Stop!
01:10:07Stop!
01:10:08Stop!
01:10:11Stop!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:14Hey!
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See?
01:10:33This must be an illusion.
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:42Please!
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:07Get the VP! We're leaving now!
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:31Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:42She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:48No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:59Oh, my God.
01:13:01Oh, my God.
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:10and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:22You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08Who will riot against you now?
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18The Vice President arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here...
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong...
01:14:43Wait.
01:14:44What?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48No, no. We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:58But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:11And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:21He is the general. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the president on our side.
01:15:38You'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:59You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:59There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:10Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:14Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh.
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:29Wait, that's the President.
01:17:42Help!
01:17:43Hey, idiots!
01:17:51Oh my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:55That was...
01:17:56They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:12I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need.
01:18:28I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:49It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:22Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:47I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why?
01:20:54Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:20:59You wish, you idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside.
01:21:07It makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I-I-I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:14Ah!
01:21:16And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:32Her.
01:21:32And it's...
01:21:33And it's...
01:21:34And it's...
01:21:35And it's...
01:21:48Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:13help those in need,
01:22:15and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:22it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done,
01:22:33we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear to you.
01:22:37I didn't know you were our next one.
01:22:39Sit.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:51She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:10In the next project.
01:23:14All her gold.
01:23:16All her glory.
01:23:18All that could have been mine.
01:23:20This is all you're fault?
01:23:21This is all.
01:23:22You seduced me.
01:23:23Don't help me! You were the one that came onto me, you, you, himbo!
01:23:28Please, Tracy, give me another chance! I want to be rich again!
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:52arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham!
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you!
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money!
01:24:02I don't care!
01:24:02You were rich!
01:24:04I'll see myself now!
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:09We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:34What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
01:24:49No.
01:24:51I do.
01:24:52I don't think so.
01:24:54You're welcome.
01:24:55I don't know.
01:24:56I won't be the little girl.
01:24:56You're a little girl!
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