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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:38Amen.
01:40Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Hallelujah.
01:58Stand up, stand up, stand up, in the name of Jesus.
02:04This is mine.
02:08Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:22Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
02:25The charming little burg, best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39We'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Keezer.
03:10Samir.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered them in cold blood.
03:26Poor sots.
03:27Didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir.
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:32I...
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40And kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with the virus.
03:42Your leg regrew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sidat shit so we could crack on with
03:49a godly work of revenge.
03:51And, good news, Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Well, Zoe reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Will it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:19I am glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock Hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:23Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:26Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:27Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Or he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot comet burst out of his mouth.
04:39Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly.
04:43Almost as strong as Homelander.
04:45And no one gives a fuck about him.
04:48So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends.
05:19But they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry.
05:34Do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:39Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus, and we run.
05:45We'll kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55I'm kidding.
05:55It's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice.
06:03And no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die.
06:06Right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:28Hey, so, it's been a tough year.
06:32No, no, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Huh?
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair's different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:51Annie, whatever you had to do, I get it.
06:56It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:03Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mm-hmm.
07:08Or...
07:09counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:13I mean...
07:15Yeah, that's a...
07:16That's a pretty good knowing point.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Girl, listen.
07:35Shoot off.
07:35Slice into my own lender.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time, but the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No.
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:02So I can protect you.
08:06I've spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
08:15You're the dreamer.
08:18You're the dreamer.
08:20You're the dreamer.
08:27You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:36I just fight you.
08:39You're the dreamer.
08:40This is incredible.
08:43Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now.
09:05Your bottom half
09:07Is this really big bone?
09:09My vagina is tingly and damp
09:11Don't ask me
09:12What you know is true
09:15Don't have to tell me
09:18I love your
09:19Precious heart
09:21I
09:24I was standing
09:27You were there
09:30And they
09:32Will never tear us apart
09:38I told you
09:41That we could fly
09:45But some of us
09:47Don't know why
09:52I was standing
09:55You were there
09:57And they
10:00Could never
10:01Help me
10:02Tear us apart
10:16God
10:17Damn it Acerine
10:23Didn't need to come to this
10:26I don't know
10:27You left me no choice
10:29I know my leadership style
10:31Can be
10:32Stirt
10:32But
10:34It's for your own good
10:38I like to think of myself
10:39As
10:40The big brother
10:43That you never had
10:50You remember that girlfriend
10:52You had
10:53Oh
10:58Popfang
10:59Betrayed us both
11:00To William Butcher
11:02No less
11:02Huge mess
11:03Your fault
11:03What did I do?
11:05What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance
11:09To make things right
11:10I reached out my hand
11:14And you bit it
11:16What did I ever do
11:18To deserve that?
11:20What
11:20Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well maybe
11:24But damn it
11:25You weren't like the others
11:28Snakes
11:30Backstabbers
11:30I could count on you man
11:32I did count on you
11:33I loved you
11:37But here we are
11:39Why does this keep
11:40Happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest
11:48Man are the most alone
11:51You wouldn't understand
11:56Nobody does
12:36Yeah yeah yeah yeah
12:45I'm Countess Crowe, Countess of the Crows, and we're doing a mortality vamp glam tutorial.
12:52Wankers, can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
12:55You know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit?
12:5850 grand?
13:01Dog wankers.
13:05Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are going to hear.
13:09Frenchy, how much longer?
13:10Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
13:12They go out, they go in.
13:14Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
13:15He might not live here anymore.
13:17Every day, Countess Crowe, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
13:22I bet my bot and anal beads is down there.
13:30Everything okay?
13:32I'm good.
13:39Oi, look lively back there.
13:42Alright, nothing fancy, yeah?
13:44Nip in, twat in, bring you back here.
13:48Keep the engine running.
13:58Are you ready?
14:26Internet's down.
14:27Cam's too.
14:27Um, yeah, we have a problem.
14:33Put-on la main.
14:36He really let himself go.
14:41The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
14:59My god.
15:04No.
15:18You.
15:19What the fuck?
15:20No, no, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I don't want to hurt you.
15:23You're safe, okay?
15:25You've been in deep freeze again.
15:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:28For how long?
15:29Almost two years in a CIA black site.
15:33I just found out this morning.
15:35You found out this morning?
15:37Yeah.
15:38But that just happens to be in your room.
15:43Did you fuck me?
15:45What?
15:45Is this some kind of incest thing?
15:47No!
15:47Then what the fuck is this?
15:49Look, I...
15:51I want you to find William Butcher.
15:53Find him yourself?
15:55Well, the people that work for me are limited, and you are the best tracker there is.
16:00I just, I need you to find him, and report back.
16:03Very simple.
16:05You want me to work for you.
16:08Well, why don't we say work with me, and I can help you.
16:12I can give you a proper comeback.
16:15I don't need you for that.
16:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
16:21Okay.
16:22All right.
16:23Listen to me.
16:25I'm no ass felch and commie.
16:27You got that?
16:28I know, I know.
16:29And listen, I am Vought now.
16:33Me.
16:33So the public?
16:35They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
16:38I can resurrect you.
16:40I can give you back what you lost.
16:42I can even make you number two in the seven.
16:45Number two?
16:47Or how about I finish the job?
16:50And blast you to kingdom fuck.
16:54Yeah, you could try.
16:57Who knows?
16:58You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
17:02Or you might not.
17:05But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you...
17:08Than you hate me.
17:11After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you.
17:14Am I?
17:15I tried to kill you.
17:17The minute I turn my back, how do I know you won't return the favor?
17:22But...
17:22Uh-uh.
17:31You find William Butcher for me.
17:35All is forgiven.
17:45Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
17:48Improve your sleep.
17:50Strengthen your immune system.
17:52Nourish your soul.
17:55The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped Chi, life force, from leaving the body.
18:00And invited Prana, solar energy in.
18:04Don't ignore your anal wellness.
18:07Introducing the new deep brand, Sigma Solarium by Vought.
18:10Bye, bros.
18:11Four bros.
18:12Okay, we need to abort.
18:14Your mom should have aborted you.
18:19Fuck it.
18:20Who tested her?
18:22What test?
18:23Monsieur Jean-Cutave, the virus is contagious.
18:25As Samir says, c'est fini.
18:27The game is over.
18:28No, Butcher's right.
18:30Rockhart has seen us, so...
18:31We can't leave.
18:32Virus?
18:34What virus?
18:35Look, I don't break you lot out of the pain to flap about.
18:38All we gotta do is seal the ventilation.
18:41Every exit point tighter than a Boy Scout's arsehole at Jamboree.
18:45No, no, no.
18:45C'est pas possible.
18:50Maybe.
18:54Yo.
18:56Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
18:58Uh-huh.
18:59His heart rate is 10 beats per minute.
19:02He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
19:06He won't breathe.
19:07How do we get the virus in him?
19:08Whoa.
19:09He ain't our first whale, is he?
19:11You lot sort this.
19:12I'll fetch the virus.
19:13Can we go?
19:14You're with me.
19:21Oh, you two.
19:22Leave it out, would ya?
19:23Fucking work in here.
19:27Hey.
19:28Coming with you.
19:30What for?
19:30I don't trust you.
19:34Yeah.
19:36Suit yourself.
19:41We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
19:46Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
19:50Where's more?
19:51He just disappears every afternoon.
19:53Won't say where he's going.
19:54Won't say shit.
19:55He's a method.
19:56Miser and technique.
19:59Is that a Jew thing?
20:00We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection
20:05Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
20:08Good idea.
20:08What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
20:11That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content.
20:15Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
20:18We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
20:23We truly live in an age of wonder.
20:25But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
20:29Love it.
20:30It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax
20:35breaks, and for the existing freedom camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
20:40People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes.
20:45The president is thinking how insane this is right now.
20:48He'll back you.
20:49You can do it.
20:50Speak up.
20:50And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
20:54Won't their arrest seat into your bottom line?
20:57No.
20:58We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
20:59Wow.
21:00Amazing, Ashley.
21:01You're a real Che Guevara.
21:02Well, all righty then.
21:03Let me ask the most important question.
21:06Do I got immunity?
21:17For fuck's sake.
21:20Soldier Boy is the president, vice president of the United States of America.
21:25They work for me.
21:26Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven.
21:30Once he is located, William Butcher and Annie January.
21:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir?
21:36No, sir.
21:36I can do this.
21:37I can bring them in.
21:38Well, like you did with A-Train.
21:39We're going in a new direction, Deep.
21:42Competence.
21:43Oh.
21:44And Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon.
21:46Well, sir, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
21:54Consider it dumb, sir.
21:55Terrific.
21:56And you know what?
21:57I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
21:58Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
22:02Manhattan.
22:03Manhattan.
22:03Thanks, Steve.
22:06Of course.
22:07Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
22:10No.
22:11Steven?
22:13I'll also have a Manhattan.
22:16God damn.
22:19This Wicked Soups teabagged the president.
22:22Since me.
22:39Okay, what's next?
22:45What is it?
23:11That explains how he's grown.
23:14I'm bashing his bishop.
23:18Gross.
23:26Now that's what I'm talking about.
23:31Oh, God.
23:35Fucking unsanitary.
24:06Next step will be to apply my Fave Foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
24:12It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
24:18We talked about this.
24:19I don't have a choice.
24:21They make me do this.
24:23There we go.
24:25Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
24:28So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the gun.
24:33If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow.
24:38Countess of the Crows.
24:40And I shall make you do the thing you decided to...
24:43Fuck it.
24:51Fuck.
24:53C'est ça.
24:55C'est like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
25:01C'est like a metaphor for life, non?
25:02It's a metaphor for my balls.
25:10What is the matter?
25:13A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
25:18Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
25:21And I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
25:28You didn't kill them.
25:30They chose to fight.
25:32Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
25:35I told them that we were going to make it out.
25:38Fucking easy for me to say.
25:40I'm bulletproof.
25:43If you told Petitouille any of this...
25:45No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so...
25:48I can't...
25:52So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
25:57I led them...
25:58To a shallow grave.
26:03So...
26:03I just get a fucking white picket fence...
26:06And cherry pie.
26:08No!
26:08I can't live like that.
26:10If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
26:20I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
26:26And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
26:33But the fucking shit...
26:34You get up every day and you keep going.
26:38Anything else is an insult to the dead.
26:43Creep!
26:44Just let go!
26:46Get your chopped old man hands off of me!
26:48Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
26:49Oh, shit.
26:51Starlight.
26:52Oh, my God.
26:53You guys are terrorists.
26:56What do we do with her?
26:59Same as Rock Hard.
27:02We don't have a choice.
27:07Alright.
27:08Come on.
27:09No, what?
27:10Let me go!
27:16Baby killer!
27:18Baby killer!
27:18Let's take it!
27:20Let's take it!
27:21Let's take it!
27:29Let's take it!
27:30Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
27:33All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
27:37Turbo Rush.
27:38The drink of heroes.
27:40Only 15 calories.
27:42Cut!
27:43That was a good take.
27:45No, please.
27:46This is a mistake.
27:47I am not stopping that.
27:48Only 15 calories.
27:50Yeah.
27:51Now with acai and maca root.
27:54Oh!
27:5450%!
27:5550%!
27:55Mom!
27:56No, Cory!
27:57Go back inside, please!
27:58No!
27:58You stay back!
28:00Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch!
28:03Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
28:06They're lopsided.
28:06Okay, come on, come on.
28:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
28:12Turbo Rush.
28:13Now with acai and maca root.
28:16That's fucking perfect.
28:18Okay, great.
28:18Okay, have fun at camp.
28:20No!
28:20No!
28:21No!
28:21No!
28:25All over.
28:27Not a chance.
28:28We have to help them.
28:29Help them and every suit within 500 miles to be up their arse up in the hour.
28:33We stayed a course.
28:34Mine's on the fucking job.
28:35Fuck the job!
28:40Come here, girl.
28:41Don't.
29:04Homelander?
29:09Homelander?
29:15Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
29:21Well, that was quite a surprise today.
29:24Are you sure waking him was the right call?
29:26Yes.
29:26Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
29:29No, I did not.
29:31Of course not.
29:33What am I going to say?
29:34Uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because there's
29:40a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
29:44Sure you would have jumped at that.
29:46Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
29:52Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
29:57Ah, well, it's tactical.
30:00Exactly.
30:00Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:07So when he gets infected and he dies-
30:09You don't know that's going to happen.
30:10When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
30:14Mm-hmm.
30:15Mm-hmm.
30:16Right?
30:16Mm-hmm.
30:49Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary precautions-
30:56All right, all right.
30:57Less talking, more giving.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:23Wow.
31:26Best not drop it, eh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:51You got him to breathe yet?
31:53What?
31:54Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:57I'm too late, no.
31:59The Conan is infarious.
32:00Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:02Man, I know we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh, God.
32:18When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and She-Line is gonna
32:23take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah.
32:31The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
32:59What's it called?
33:00A murder?
33:02Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows.
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:19It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
33:25Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:39Why are you risking your life for them?
33:46Please.
33:46Please, please don't kill me.
33:48I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom and my dad.
33:55Please.
34:07Careful!
34:14Boy, fucking smart, Huey.
34:16Aren't you a little glad Atrian's dead?
34:21No.
34:22I'm not glad he's dead.
34:23Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
34:26And he died a hero.
34:27A real hero.
34:29And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
34:32Listen.
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
34:36You've earned your seat at the table, son.
34:38I'll give it to you straight.
34:40You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate.
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors.
34:46Especially your girl.
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her call.
34:49She'll talk to me about it, Annie.
34:50You don't know what's going on with her.
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
34:53And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket, this and your heart bollocks,
35:00is just going to get her killed.
35:03Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
35:13But I won't let you do it.
35:17Love it.
35:31I hate the vial!
35:34It's good.
35:38Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well.
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be.
35:51Mallory put on my nose for a bit.
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:00In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:04Who better than Amanda's old man?
36:09New plan.
36:12Oi!
36:13Ain't she supposed to be a giant-ass dude?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
36:19Be a cunt?
36:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
36:22Well, oldie but a goodie.
36:28None, mate.
36:29Just you and me.
36:39I guess it's true.
36:41You're one of us now.
36:43Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
36:46Then fuck it, beat him.
36:46Being super is not gonna save you.
36:48That don't stop us helping each other.
36:50Homeland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
36:54He needs doing more than ever.
36:55You still fancy a seat on the seventh, don't you?
36:57Fuck you.
36:58We had a deal.
36:59I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
37:03Put me back in a fucking box.
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
37:08A kid is your grandson.
37:10Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where is that fucking brat?
37:15Armland is the one fucking you over, mate.
37:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus, strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
37:22Bullshit.
37:24God's honest.
37:25The things this virus can do.
37:29Fucking die, Borlacum.
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself, hmm?
37:35You're a sacrificial cunt.
37:37Again.
37:39I guess we'll see.
37:40You don't get it, do you?
37:43Me?
37:44Homelander?
37:45Your old crew?
37:47Everyone fucks you over.
37:49Do you want to know why?
37:52Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:02What the fuck was that?
38:12Hey!
38:13You two fucktards of local soups?
38:15Holy shit.
38:16Soldier boy.
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist.
38:21What the fuck?
38:23That's for being stupid.
38:24Now shut your cumbucket and listen.
38:26A Jap and a fairy took off east.
38:28Find them and kill them.
38:29Or I'm going to rip your intestines out of your asses and time together like shoelaces.
38:34Move!
38:38Fuck.
38:43Fucking figures.
38:49Hey man, get ready.
38:50We're coming in.
38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:51Slow down, kid.
38:54Soldier boy.
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that.
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just...
39:01Huey.
39:01Huey!
39:04We gotta move.
39:06Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:08Oh, shit.
39:17Oh, shit.
39:37Go!
39:56Oh!
40:17Whoa!
40:18Gotta drop a dookie!
40:20Did he?
40:21What's you?
40:24Juggajuki!
40:28When?
40:35AHHH!
40:39AHHH!
40:40AHHH!
40:45I got you!
40:48Oh no!
41:02Oh my god, are you okay?
41:03Is the virus?
41:05It's good.
41:08Oi!
41:09Prince!
41:10Oh, shit.
41:11Move!
41:13Go!
41:19You're with me.
41:32Huey Cable.
41:33How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so-called soup killer?
41:46Huh?
41:47Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:56No, virus, bitch.
41:59I will shoot.
42:00Hot.
42:01Come in your face.
42:03Not right now.
42:12What the?
42:36No!
42:47No!
43:07Oof!
43:17Oof!
43:19Oof!
43:44Well, that good?
43:46Very.
43:47Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
43:49No, you don't.
43:53Come on, let's leg it.
43:55No, no, no, Monka.
43:57And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
44:35I have a word.
44:38Wait out there.
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
44:44There is extra if you want to join in.
44:45No, thank you.
44:46Crunchwrap Supreme?
44:46Cheesy Gorgita Crunch?
44:47No.
44:48Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
44:49I don't want any taco fucking bell.
44:50Okay.
44:51Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
44:55Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building.
44:57Thank fucking God.
44:59What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what?
45:03If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:06Homelander sets the agenda.
45:08I just execute.
45:09That's bullshit.
45:10You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:12There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:13My angle.
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he needs a
45:21deed replacement.
45:21When all the rich white folks in the world hang on my every word is nicer than I expected.
45:29Ashley, she's smart.
45:30She's got to listen to reason.
45:32Look, I've been there.
45:35Literally where you're sitting.
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal.
45:39It's a chopping block.
45:41And I can help you.
45:42But you've got to talk to me.
45:48Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
45:51You know you can't.
45:52You can pull out the back of your skull.
46:00Wow.
46:01You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:03That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:05They're arresting innocent people.
46:07But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
46:10I need a minute.
46:18From back here, I see a spine.
46:20Fucking use it.
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No.
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor.
46:24This is junior year all over again.
46:26Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:33Going along won't get you what you want.
46:35Going along is why we're still alive.
46:37You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
46:39At least he had a shred of decency.
46:41That's why he's dead.
46:42First they came for the communists.
46:43And I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
46:47You used to love his poetry.
46:49And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world.
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried.
46:55I tried.
46:57But there's nothing I can do.
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
47:01The CIA.
47:02The Pentagon.
47:03They will follow you if you lead them.
47:05I'm not a leader.
47:06I'm vice president.
47:08You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:09We can still do some good.
47:11Just shut up.
47:12Or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this.
47:17You were better than this.
47:19No.
47:22No.
47:23So, we're clear.
47:24You're absolutely sure.
47:25Triple check the results.
47:26None of you are carriers.
47:28Humans are immune.
47:29Oh, no.
47:29Jeanne, merci de vos mères.
47:43Goddamn.
47:44I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop wall house on our 23.
47:52Soldier cunt down.
47:54Home land it a go.
47:55You fucking did it.
47:56About time.
48:01Let's run away.
48:09Let's run away.
48:13What?
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
48:19We just need to find one so remote.
48:21Nobody will ever find us.
48:25You were right.
48:28This virus.
48:29There is no contain in it.
48:31No stuff in it.
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it.
48:34Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
48:40Oh.
48:41Oh.
48:41Oh.
48:42Oh.
48:43Oh.
48:44Oh.
48:44Oh.
48:55You did not see its carnage.
48:57It's too dangerous.
48:59It's dangerous for everyone.
49:00How innocent people are being wound up.
49:02No.
49:05Don't ask me to watch you die.
49:07I think this is how we make amends.
49:11For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and keep going.
49:22Wait.
49:28Is this all?
49:44You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:47This virus.
49:49It's fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know.
49:52For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:58I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:00Neither of us is fine.
50:03And we shouldn't be.
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08Keep her a fix.
50:09But I'm not letting you die.
50:14I'm going to keep fighting.
50:18And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
50:24But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
50:28Okay.
50:42I'm late.
50:45I'm late.
50:48I'm late.
50:50I'm late.
50:59All right, Sarah.
51:03Time for your meds.
51:13Here's a good boy, eh?
51:28well hey be careful sir it's a viral contagion i got here as soon as i heard and i locked
51:34shit
51:34down i'm sending soldier boy to test the waters pretty fucking strategic sir you're always playing
51:403d chess aren't you told him to report back told him not to go in alone why would he do
51:46that
51:46well it's more like soldier boy am i right leave well i just um i'm gonna be here sir
51:53this should have been you
51:56sorry leave
52:03i was swimming
52:21no
52:28not youtube
52:31not you
52:40where does everyone keep leaving
52:45i'm sorry
52:46you
52:49you
52:51you
52:51you
52:51you
52:55you
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