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00:09So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here.
00:13We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
00:16We eat what we kill.
00:18But often, I will partner a manager with a specific target
00:22if I think they have a better shot that way.
00:23So, transparency within the office.
00:25Yeah, that makes sense.
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop,
00:30but I've got to tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:35Max, yeah, get in here.
00:36Coop, you know Max Cone?
00:37I don't know. Do we?
00:39Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year.
00:40You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:42Right. Sorry about that.
00:44Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter.
00:45That would have been hell to pay.
00:47I bet.
00:47Max is a superstar.
00:49He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:52Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:54Uh, you're aware of the non-solicit?
00:58No, legalism worried.
00:59The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay.
01:06So, I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the sheriff.
01:13Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we work together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So, I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa.
01:32I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max.
01:35Your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet.
01:47Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes.
01:52I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:58Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:07Shut the fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop?
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:20What does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit
02:42and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Got to check the book, but I think I can give you about $175,000 for it.
03:17It has a strong second-hand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21$185,000.
03:22Best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:34It's not new.
03:36Yeah, I know.
03:36But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm going to need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou?
04:07Yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:21Lou?
04:28I don't know.
04:54You, Lou?
04:56Who's asking?
04:58Oh, uh, sorry. Lipschitz sent me.
05:01I'm Lou.
05:04How do you know Lipschitz?
05:06We just met.
05:08Met where? In a bar?
05:10A synagogue? A.A. meeting? Where?
05:12Oh, his shop.
05:13Uh, I'm just... I'm trying to sell this.
05:18We're going in back, Rocco.
05:20Come on. Let's have a look.
05:37Go upstairs and watch TV while Bubby does business.
05:41Okay?
05:47Yeah, so my, uh, my wife just thinks it's too showy.
05:52Too showy?
05:54No?
05:57Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring?
05:59You gonna buy the watch or you gonna analyze me?
06:01I can do both at the same time.
06:08I'll give you $65 for it.
06:10Lipschitz was gonna give me $185.
06:12Then he sent you to me.
06:13You could sell it legit. You wouldn't be here.
06:18$95.
06:23We don't get men like you in here very often.
06:26You're, what, a trader, stockbroker?
06:29Whatever.
06:30The point is, you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches.
06:36You assign value out of your ass.
06:38Your skill is in selling that value to other rich schmucks.
06:43Now here you are selling me something you can hold in your hand.
06:47This is new to you.
06:48You don't understand this market, but you still think you can negotiate it.
06:55That's not savvy. That's stupidity.
06:58Maybe it's just desperation.
07:03That's the first honest thing you've said.
07:06Now we can do business.
07:08I'll give you $60.
07:10You just said $65.
07:12Deal.
07:13You got me back to my original price.
07:16Some negotiator.
07:35A paper shadow in a house of stone.
07:40The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat.
07:46I never knew how far the ride was gonna go.
07:50Till I look back at the smoke.
07:54You can't keep up with the Joneses.
07:59Don't want to run for the Joneses.
08:03Don't want to run for the Joneses.
08:04I got my pocket of Joneses.
08:09Sometimes I wonder why.
08:12Sometimes I wonder why.
08:14I just don't want to run for the Joneses.
08:19Don't want to smell their dying roses.
08:24I got my pocket full of roses.
08:29I don't want to run for the Joneses.
08:31I don't keep up with the Joneses.
08:34I want to run for the Joneses.
08:53Help me.
09:06it's time bud
09:10it's time
09:12good morning or late
09:14hey
09:15did you text your dad back
09:17are you kidding
09:18just text him back please
09:19for me
09:21yeah bye
09:22hey
09:28hey mom
09:36my thong has impregnated me
09:54she's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick
09:58it was just a selfie
09:59i shared it with my boyfriend
10:01then he shared it with his friends
10:03oh
10:03i dropped out of robotics club
10:05tell me what happened
10:07you can't make me talk
10:10no look he comes downstairs for two hours
10:13he planted the biggest
10:14this is the obvious most hungiest kiss on me that you've ever experienced in your life
10:20mark
10:21and my mother went off on me
10:23like she usually does
10:24i think i forced my parents and me
10:27a man
10:28then i
10:29can we acknowledge that there's a difference between getting detention and keying a car
10:35yeah
10:36i know
10:38Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
10:41First time I got caught.
10:42Huh.
10:44Did you know the owner of the car?
10:46No, it wasn't like that.
10:48Why'd you do it then?
10:49I mean, you may not know, but I'm just wondering what was going through your head.
10:56It's like I get so angry.
11:00It's not really angry.
11:01It's more like this energy, and it builds up, and it's just inside me, making me anxious.
11:08And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it.
11:11And if I don't do something, I'll just explode, you know?
11:18And then I break a window, a car or something.
11:23And it's like, it just seeps out of me, and I can breathe right again.
11:40We all have a dream.
11:41Some nirvana we picture.
11:43That place we want to get to that will finally mean we've pulled it off.
11:47Success, happiness, peace.
11:50For me, it was Westmont Village, with its seven- and eight-figure homes, rolling lawns, and exclusive clubs.
11:58But I was starting to suspect that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit as the rest
12:02of me.
12:25The Oakwood Country Club, 100 grand a year buys you the privilege of paying 40% above market for every
12:30salad, burger, coffee, and cocktail they serve.
12:33But if you don't join, it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you.
12:37It's the age-old economics of social extortion, but seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling
12:43in line with all the other suckers.
12:45Nice.
12:47Ooh, he's making me work a little.
12:49Why is she hitting my neck?
12:51Because you're late.
12:53Good.
12:55Tennis is my thing.
12:56Can you please just not have him do that?
12:59Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop.
13:01You just never know when you're going to show up, and the tournament's tomorrow.
13:03She's doing fine.
13:05She needs to get her UTR up to a nine for Princeton to even look at her.
13:09I thought she was at a nine.
13:10She's an eight-seven.
13:12She's doing two consecutive matches with those four- or five-star recruits at this thing.
13:16Well, how is a basketball player going to help with that?
13:18He was here.
13:20On time.
13:25All right.
13:26Let's go.
13:28Hey.
13:31Hey, Coop, sorry about that.
13:32Just trying to help.
13:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:33If I hear if anybody needs their wife fucked, I'll let you know.
13:40All right.
13:40Let's just do some network, huh?
13:42Coach tells us not to rush the net.
13:45Well, he's right, except when he's not.
13:52Kids, tournament is tomorrow.
13:53It's not the time.
13:55It's basic tennis.
13:56Come on, let me show you.
13:57Hit it.
13:57Hit it hard.
14:01Hit it hard.
14:06You okay?
14:08Nice.
14:09Good one.
14:10I'm punching my boyfriend in the balls.
14:13Okay, well, it was still worth it.
14:15Hey, Tori.
14:17Hey, Charles.
14:19Good luck tomorrow.
14:20You too, bitch.
14:23I thought you two were friends.
14:25Yeah, we are, but there's only one spot for an incoming freshman on the tennis team.
14:28Well, look on the bright side.
14:29Maybe she won't get into Princeton.
14:30Maybe I won't.
14:32Now you're just being stupid.
14:35Come on.
14:35Back to the baseline.
14:36Let's go.
14:41From the moment I laid eyes on you, this is what I said.
14:44I said, I see it, and I like it, and I want it.
14:50Yes, I do.
14:52I need it to make me happy.
14:56Oh, baby, yes, I do mean you.
14:59From the moment I laid eyes on you, this is what I said.
15:03And I said, a beautiful sight to see is everything.
15:07Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh?
15:10They're fine.
15:14Still early days.
15:15Early days?
15:16He's practically living with you.
15:18What?
15:18No, he isn't.
15:19I send him home all the time.
15:21I'd like to have my bed to myself.
15:23I'll send him to me.
15:24I'll keep him in the garage like a mower.
15:26I'll take him out when I need a little trim.
15:29What does that mean?
15:30Mary and I joined his job.
15:31Yes, yes.
15:32Great glasses.
15:33Great.
15:34I prefer Equinox.
15:37That's because Mel needs her space, doesn't she?
15:40Shit.
15:41Guys.
15:42What?
15:43Paul's here.
15:46Oh, dear.
15:48Is that the waitress?
15:50Yeah, in the flesh.
15:52Literally, that's all her flesh.
15:54I cannot believe you brought her here.
15:56Should we rule about that?
15:58Fuck her.
15:59Yeah, fuck her.
16:00How old is she?
16:0116, 17, 24.
16:04Her name's Misty.
16:06God.
16:06I was going to guess Savannah.
16:08But Misty Trucks.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Well, you've been to his places.
16:14All his waitresses are some version of her.
16:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:18What?
16:20Present company excluded, of course.
16:23It's fine.
16:24It's fine.
16:25He picked me 15 years ago, back when I wore bikinis like that.
16:28Don't even, Sam.
16:30You are hot as fuck.
16:31And when you say you're ready, we're going to set you up with some eligible bachelors.
16:36Oh.
16:37Oh, yeah.
16:38Sounds.
16:38You're going to have more dick than you know what to do with.
16:40Okay.
16:41What do you know about dick?
16:42Thank you, guys.
16:43But, uh, she can have him.
16:47And you can have his money.
16:49Hey.
16:50Hey, hear, hear.
16:54Weekend brunch at the club, where you'll find great food, good company, and an endless parade
16:59of conspicuous consumerism.
17:01It's not like I'd never noticed, but I guess now I was seeing it differently.
17:08Hey, guys.
17:08How's it going?
17:09Hi, Coop.
17:10Are you joining us?
17:11Uh, unclear.
17:13Have you seen Hunter?
17:14Anybody?
17:14No.
17:15He's around here somewhere.
17:17Jake.
17:17Hey.
17:18Hey.
17:20Fuck.
17:21Hey there, Jake.
17:23How are you, buddy?
17:24Mr. Cooper.
17:26Sorry about the other day.
17:28You kind of caught me by surprise.
17:29Yeah.
17:30I was pretty surprised myself.
17:32Yeah.
17:32I bet.
17:33Well, I hope there's no lasting damage.
17:38And, uh, more importantly, I hope there's no hard feelings.
17:41Sure.
17:42No hard feelings.
17:42Good.
17:43Great.
17:44Come on.
17:44Sit down.
17:44Have some lunch.
17:45Jake, come on.
17:46Hey.
17:46How was that?
17:47I'd like it better if you meant to.
17:48Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants off.
17:50Okay.
17:51Understand me?
17:52Come on.
17:53All right.
17:53If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him.
18:00Hi there.
18:01Oh, hey.
18:02How are you?
18:03Well, I'm so mad at you.
18:04I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why.
18:06Oh, fuck.
18:07Hey, hey, I'm kidding.
18:08I'm kidding.
18:09I'm kidding.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:10Sam, come on.
18:11I'm sorry about the other night.
18:13I was preoccupied.
18:14Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer, but Paul brought his damn waitress,
18:17and I'm feeling vulnerable, which is really pissing me off.
18:19So, yeah.
18:21Did you see what she was wearing?
18:22You know, I didn't know this.
18:24That's because she's wearing so little of it.
18:26Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon, so I'm going to give you a pass.
18:30Well, I'll make it worth your while.
18:32Damn right you will.
18:33Hey, girl.
18:33Hey, guys.
18:34How's it going?
18:35Hey.
18:36Hello, ladies.
18:37Brad, Jules.
18:38How's it going?
18:39Hey, Coop.
18:40What's new and exciting?
18:41Oh, God.
18:42Same old, same old.
18:42I don't think it's at the bank.
18:43There shouldn't be a few bricks about the rate hikes, but we'll see the way through.
18:47Please, guys.
18:48Spare us the shop talk.
18:50Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier.
18:51You're looking very strong.
18:52Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper.
18:54I saw Nick hitting with Tori.
18:56You bringing the big guns, huh?
18:59Coop is the big gun, honey.
19:01He played for Princeton.
19:03Did I know that?
19:04It was a lifetime ago.
19:06Well, I'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again.
19:09Like, wow, sure.
19:10What do you think?
19:11That's the smart money.
19:12Hi.
19:13How are you?
19:14Good.
19:15Good morning, everybody.
19:17Happy weekend.
19:18Hey, honey.
19:18How was the pool?
19:20Speaking of smart money, I pulled a lot of strings to get you that Three Yankees interview.
19:25Come on.
19:25It was a bullshit job.
19:26And that bullshit job could have been yours.
19:28Look, you have been shunned, my friend.
19:30And before you can get back to where you were, you've got to get a foot in the door.
19:34I opened the fucking door.
19:35I'm not going to sing for my supper party.
19:36See if you're singing that tune in six months.
19:39I think you're just worried about your 5%.
19:41Damn right I am.
19:42Along with about 40,000 in unpaid invoices you owe me.
19:46I'm just saying.
19:47Yeah, well, I'm just saying.
19:49I gotta go.
19:50You just sat down.
19:51I know.
19:51I gotta go.
19:52Hey.
19:54Hey, Dad.
19:56Are you high?
19:58No.
20:01Barely.
20:02Hunter.
20:02It's fine.
20:03I just took one hit.
20:04Reign it in.
20:06You are too young for this shit.
20:09Weren't you going to get the drums?
20:12It's a long story.
20:13They're at my house.
20:14Well, can we go get them?
20:16We can use Mom's car.
20:20Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
20:21You know what?
20:22I have an errand to run first, and then we can go get the drums.
20:25Deal.
20:25Okay.
20:26Um, why don't you go and switch cars?
20:32Can you do it?
20:34She's going to freak out if she thinks I'm high.
20:36Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
20:40Go get it.
20:41Come on.
21:07How'd that go?
21:08Better than expected.
21:09Yeah, here.
21:11You're going to need that.
21:17What the hell is that?
21:19Have you not seen the Asp Mobile yet?
21:22It's Nick's.
21:23I'm very proud of it.
21:26I bet.
21:31I'm very proud of it.
21:32I'm very proud of it.
21:34I'm very proud of it.
21:44Those people at least
21:49You know how to squeeze
21:55My gasping body comes
21:58Too density
22:00Is really satisfied
22:02And you're loving me
22:05Now tell me
22:08Let's get that
22:09What are you doing?
22:12Hello, hello
22:13Come on in
22:15We got a new coffee machine
22:18I'm gonna make us all coffee
22:22Did they kick you out?
22:24Mom
22:24No, they didn't kick me out
22:25I'm just asking
22:26If that place was falling apart
22:27We're trying to find her a better place
22:29So, why isn't she staying with you?
22:31Gee, thanks, Mom
22:31Well, I'm just saying
22:33This isn't exactly the Ritz
22:34Why would you want to come back here?
22:35I don't have a spare bedroom
22:37Oh, I keep forgetting
22:39You're not in the big house anymore
22:42Look, if it's gonna be a problem
22:44I can just
22:44No
22:44Of course not
22:47I'm just saying
22:49What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:52I'm just saying
22:53I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent
22:55On screwing up your lies
22:56Jesus, fuck
22:57Who wants decaf?
22:59Oh, that's me
22:59We don't have decaf, Ron
23:01The silver pods are decaf?
23:02No
23:02The blue were
23:03And we're out
23:05Oh
23:05You still want it?
23:07Seems like as good a time as any
23:08To dial up my anxiety
23:12I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs
23:15Andy, your coffee?
23:16Yeah
23:16Dad, I'll get it later
23:40I saw Bruce and his family
23:42At the stop-and-shop
23:44He has those two adorable kids
23:47Gorgeous skin tone
23:48It's a bit lighter than Bruce's
23:50Because of that wife of his
23:52That's great, Mom
23:53Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me
23:55All things considered
23:56And I just couldn't help thinking
23:59How things would have been
24:00If you'd just married him back then
24:02I would have still been me
24:03You were supposed to get married?
24:06It's a long story
24:06She skipped out on her own wedding
24:08I had a psychotic break
24:09I know
24:10I'm not blaming you
24:11Just saying
24:14Change of plans
24:16We're leaving
24:17Okay
24:18Wait a minute
24:18What happened?
24:19Where are you going?
24:20He couldn't have just fixed up a room
24:22Made her bed
24:22I was planning on it
24:24All right
24:25Come on
24:26Let's go
24:29I love you, Mom
24:32Love you, Dad
24:34Come on
24:36This way
24:42No one drank the coffee
24:53Grammar really sucks
24:56Buddy, you have no idea
24:57You can have my room, Ellie
24:59Well, that's sweet, babe
25:01But I don't want to invade your space
25:03It's fine
25:03I'm not there that much anyway
25:11Fuck
25:21Don't linger in doorways
25:23It's creepy
25:26Sorry
25:26Here
25:29This is the last of it
25:30Great
25:31Thanks
25:32Look, I'm sorry
25:33I have to uproot you like this
25:34Please, I'll be fine
25:35I just need some time
25:36To get my feet back underneath me
25:37And then we'll get you set up
25:38someplace else, all right?
25:39Andy
25:39You've been taking care of me for years
25:42Whatever else you think
25:43You might have fucked up
25:43You've always been
25:44An above-average brother
25:48I'd be lost without you
25:53Oh, God
26:00Um, I have to, uh
26:02Run a couple errands
26:03Um, you gonna be okay
26:05Here for a while?
26:06I don't need babysitting
26:07Go
26:08Maybe life
26:09All right
26:10Clean your shit up
26:11Put it away
26:11Come on
26:14Eighty-some-odd years ago
26:15Herschel Levitt fled Hitler
26:16And immigrated to the United States
26:17Where he scraped together
26:19Enough cash
26:19To buy a small diner
26:20In upstate New York
26:21Just off the interstate
26:22By the time his pre-diabetic grandson
26:24Paul, Samantha's husband
26:26Took over the family business
26:27It was nine diners
26:28And a slew of higher-end restaurants
26:30And now, Herschel's empire
26:32Which fed his family
26:33For almost a century
26:34Would fall to the vagaries
26:35Of New York state divorce law
26:38All because Paul
26:39Couldn't keep his dick in his pants
26:40Oh
26:41Uh
26:42Hey
26:44I'm sorry
26:45What the fuck is that?
26:47Oh, that's Nick's
26:48Yeah
26:49Pretty tasteful, I think
26:50And why are you driving Nick's car?
26:52Well, I had to trade cars
26:53Because I had to pick up a drum kit
26:54With Hunter
26:55I didn't have time to trade back
26:56It's
26:57It's been a day
26:58Do you want me to put it in the garage?
27:01No, I have a better idea
27:03Oh
27:06Oh
27:06Oh
27:10Oh
27:11Oh
27:11Oh God
27:11Oh
27:12Yeah
27:13Yeah
27:14Fuck
27:15God
27:15Oh
27:17Oh
27:18Oh
27:19Oh
27:20Oh
27:20Oh
27:20Oh
27:20Oh
27:20Oh
27:22Oh
27:22Oh
27:22Oh
27:22Oh
27:25Oh
27:25Oh
27:25Oh
27:25Oh
27:26Nick's gonna love his new car smell
27:28Oh
27:28Oh
27:29Oh
27:29Oh
27:29Oh
27:29So you left the club pretty fast today
27:32Oh
27:32Yeah, I was dealing with some family stuff
27:34Yeah, everything okay?
27:35Yeah, it's
27:36Sure
27:37It's all good
27:39You know
27:39It's getting harder and harder
27:40To go to the club these days
27:42The only bright spot
27:43Is seeing you
27:44And
27:45We have to pretend
27:46That nothing's going on
27:47Yeah, well
27:47I'm not sure I can stomach
27:48Being at the center
27:49On another
27:50Club controversy
27:51Oh
27:51God, no
27:52Yours is old news already
27:53Mine is just kicking into high gear
27:55You know the girlfriend
27:56Tried to talk to me today
27:57About Henry's anxiety levels
27:59And how did that go?
28:01Not as well as she'd hoped
28:03Honestly
28:03I don't know whether to hate her
28:05Or to pity her
28:08Well, hate him
28:09Pity her
28:10Mm
28:12And fuck you
28:14Exactly
28:17God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety
28:19She got in your head, huh?
28:21Oh, yes
28:22I know
28:22It's so annoying
28:24Are you heading out?
28:27Well, I thought
28:28I could
28:30Stay the night
28:30You know
28:31I could leave before my kids got up
28:34That's a great idea
28:37I could listen to a podcast
28:39Oh
28:41There's this really great one
28:43Oh
28:43Yeah
28:44About, um
28:46Home organization
28:47And, um
28:48Okay
28:50You, uh
28:51You separate your pots from their lids
28:53Okay, that's
28:54Smart
28:56Yeah
28:56Yeah
28:57And then, um
28:57We have a whole room
29:00Just for the luggage
29:01Oh
29:03In the luggage room
29:04That's really convenient
29:06Mm-hmm
29:34No
29:35Okay
29:39How did it go with your dad today?
29:42Fine
29:42Do you two do anything fun?
29:47It's okay to have fun with him, you know
29:50It's not gonna hurt my feelings, I promise
29:53I know
29:58And it's okay to miss him
30:01Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before
30:28Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before
30:29I think I just found it
30:35As looks
30:45Yeah
30:48You
30:50Let's go.
31:44I had to pee.
31:53I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Sure, buddy.
31:59Where we going?
32:01Yeah.
32:01Okay.
32:02Get in bed.
32:03There you go.
32:05Let's tuck you in.
32:06There you go.
32:08Okay.
32:08Night-night.
32:10I need my dragon.
32:12Where is it?
32:14On the dresser.
32:16Oh, yeah.
32:18There it is.
32:20This guy, huh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Okay, Belle.
32:25Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy.
32:44Sure.
32:44I'll be right here.
32:45Okay?
32:46Be right here.
32:47We'll go.
32:48I'll see.
32:49Okay.
32:50There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these, sitting on the floor in someone else's house in the middle
33:02of the night, tucking in someone else's kid, when I realized how far you could drift away
33:08from your own life without actually going anywhere.
33:28Uh, hello?
33:30Good morning.
33:33I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen.
33:35So, I went out and I got all of our favorites from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding.
33:45I have milk.
33:45I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52Well, Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:56I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense.
33:58When you're both attractive and freshly single.
34:02No one's single out here, so it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie.
34:12From what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:19What?
34:22I mean, we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam at my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe.
34:35I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:02How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age.
35:09I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit striving of your 30s.
35:15Starting to feel like a real grown-up.
35:18And then you get older, you realize there aren't a fucking grown-ups
35:20and you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
35:23Find yourself day drinking in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:33You know, I always figured I was older than you.
35:38Your terrible life.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:49Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
36:00I can't wait.
36:00I'm still here.
36:28Brad and Julie Sperling
36:29weren't home
36:32I knew that because I knew
36:33exactly where they were
36:40and I knew that
36:42because I was supposed
36:43to be there too
36:56out
36:5830, 40
37:18bingo
37:32hello
37:36Jules did M&A
37:38for a large Japanese bank
37:39and she could out-deal
37:40and out-drank
37:40most of her male counterparts
37:43her husband Brad
37:44was a New England blue blood
37:45whose family Bible
37:46traced their ancestry
37:47back to the Mayflower
37:49as far as I could tell
37:50Brad spent his time
37:51playing golf
37:51and reading books about war
37:54nice work
37:54if you could get it
37:55Chelsea
37:56their daughter
37:56was a nice enough kid
37:57who was hopefully
37:58having her ass handed to her
38:00by my daughter
38:00on the tennis court
38:01at that exact moment
38:02me
38:25I love you
38:30and let you
38:46The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton and flyback function goes for
38:53upwards of $225,000.
38:55I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
38:59He may have already forgotten he owned it.
39:16Out, game, set, match. Corey Cooper will advance to the final.
39:20Hey, hey!
39:21That worked, yeah.
39:45Look like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:49They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
40:0830, all.
40:11Thanks, guys.
40:13Thanks, gentlemen.
40:26Sorry.
40:27Thanks, guys.
40:28Sorry, guys.
40:29Seriously?
40:31Okay, I know. I'm sorry.
40:32What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:35Something came up, all right?
40:36Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:38You kidding me? She ate that shit up.
40:41When I told you to show up for our daughter,
40:43I meant show up on time.
40:46You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:48I already said I'm sorry.
40:49It's not me I have to apologize to.
40:51Okay, so can we drop it?
40:53Okay.
41:0440, 30.
41:06That's it, girl.
41:19Out!
41:20Down!
41:22Here we go, Shel.
41:233, 2, 1.
41:31It was a strange new feeling
41:33being around someone
41:34when you had just been in their house
41:36going through their things.
41:37When you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket
41:40and they had no idea.
41:42If I'm being honest,
41:43I wasn't hating it.
41:52Yes, yes, yes!
41:54Yes, yes, yes!
41:55That's it!
41:56Atta girl!
41:58Woo!
41:59Yes, yes, yes, yes!
42:02Who rushed the net?
42:04Yeah, it's a basic kind of.
42:07Come here.
42:10It's not like I thought petty larceny
42:12was any kind of solution to my problems,
42:14but Lou had handed me 65 grand
42:16with no questions asked.
42:17And in my current situation,
42:19it was hard to argue
42:20with that kind of tax-free return on investment.
42:22Hey!
42:23Bronco, right?
42:24Lou here?
42:29Yeah, someone's asking for you.
42:32Nah, it's that white guy.
42:34Looks like he brushes his hair a lot.
42:36Okay.
42:56The negotiator.
42:58Nice to see you again.
43:05We're shoving you.
43:08Very fancy.
43:13Your wife making you sell this one too?
43:15I'm divorced.
43:17No shit.
43:20Let me guess.
43:21You lost the papers for this one too.
43:27Go home negotiator.
43:29What?
43:29No papers, no deal.
43:31Thought you told me you could move this stuff.
43:33Now I'm telling you.
43:34Quit while you're ahead.
43:36I don't understand.
43:38Not my problem.
43:40Give me the fucking ring, man!
43:41Just give me the fucking ring!
43:45You wanna pull a fucking knife out in the air?
43:49Jesus.
43:51You don't even a piece of shit, Donnie!
43:53Fuck you!
43:54Fuck you!
43:55That's enough, Donnie.
43:56Look, guys, just pull my fucking ring, Lou.
43:57Man, just give me the fucking ring!
43:59Fuck you, Rocco!
44:00He's 200 short.
44:01Come on, Rocco, man!
44:02This is my mother's fucking ring.
44:03Who are you kidding?
44:04Put down that goddamn knife and get out of my shop.
44:14You can walk away, or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did.
44:23All right, Lou, look, I'm fucking sorry, Lou.
44:26Okay, I'm sorry.
44:27It's my fucking ring.
44:28Now tell me you won't be back.
44:31Come on, Lou.
44:32Say the words, Donnie.
44:40I won't be back.
44:42You walk in here again, you leave with a big hole in you.
44:46You understand?
44:51Yeah.
44:52Yeah.
44:53You're a disgrace, Donnie.
45:10You're still here.
45:16Hey, look, I'm in a bind here.
45:20No, you're not.
45:22You only think you are.
45:24I can't help you.
45:26Look, you can name your price.
45:31Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out?
45:34Do I have to ask?
45:35No.
45:36No.
45:46No.
45:46No.
45:52Fuck!
46:04It's Lou.
46:05I'm sending you a plate number.
46:09Get me everything you can on this guy.
46:52I'm sending you a plate number.
47:22I'm sending you a plate number.
47:43I'm sending you a plate number.
47:43I'm sending you a plate number.
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