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04:13I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.
04:15We are going to see Rick Massey Hello.
04:20You got an appointment with Massey?
04:21How'd you get an appointment with Massey?
04:22It doesn't matter.
04:23It doesn't matter.
04:23The point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle.
04:27The last thing Jack wants is Massey putting on a big show and rattling his investors.
04:31He will be expensive.
04:33He'll do it on contingency.
04:35He told you that?
04:35Well, not as such, but you'll convince him.
04:38It's going to take half.
04:39Probably.
04:40But that other half is a lot more than you have now.
04:42You have bills to pay, my friend.
04:44Starting with mine.
04:45Nick Brandon.
04:48Nick, hey.
04:50What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym.
04:53Dobbs is saying we can find the next two locations...
04:56Without liquidating any of my marketing...
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick.
04:59I'm in the car with Coop.
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told.
05:09We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
05:11So I'm going to get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang.
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good.
05:15Yes, sir.
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Well, uh, the invitation stands if you change your mind.
05:23Yeah, I won't.
05:24Thanks.
05:28Well, I'm going to hang out before this gets awkward.
05:31See you tonight, Nick.
05:32All right, Barney.
05:32Uh, hit me back about the refi.
05:38What?
05:39Whatever the team, Coop.
05:40You told me there are no teams.
05:41But if there were, obviously I'm on yours.
05:44Fuck, Nick.
05:45But you'll go over to his house.
05:47The man throws a good party.
05:48You should go.
05:50You shouldn't.
05:52Well, as of a few days ago, Nick is my biggest client,
05:54so my hands are tied.
05:56Wow.
05:58Shame if something happened to this car.
06:00Do not even joke about that.
06:06You can't win.
06:08I just got to say that up front.
06:09You're a smart guy, Coop.
06:10You know you can't go the distance with these guys.
06:14Well, thanks for your time.
06:15Good news is, you don't have to win.
06:17You just got to get past summary judgment.
06:19At which point, Bailey will start making offers.
06:21Then it becomes a negotiation.
06:23And I'm a great fucking negotiator.
06:25Will you do it on contingency?
06:28No.
06:29I got to charge a full freight on this one, pal.
06:31Retainers, 200K.
06:33This could take a while.
06:34What's a while?
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:36Hmm.
06:38Two.
06:38Three years.
06:39Jesus.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Southern District.
06:41It is what it is.
06:44Make sure you got the money for this fight.
06:45He does.
06:49All right.
06:50Look, I got to get back to court.
06:52Show your coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the cake?
06:56Uh, I'm gonna mull it over.
06:57Check the schedule.
06:59I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03He's managing expectations.
07:04I can't afford him.
07:05Look, pay the retainer and just watch the dominoes start to fall.
07:09You are being uncharacteristically optimistic.
07:11You've seen what's happening at my house.
07:14Optimism is the only option.
07:17Come on.
07:18Let's go get some real coffee.
07:20You're buying.
07:23You've got carpet moths.
07:25Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah.
07:26If they lay their eggs in your rugs, I found larva in pretty much every room here.
07:29Jesus.
07:30Well, you know, it's a good thing you called me when you did.
07:32Otherwise, you'd have colonies here.
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Take a few treatments, maybe three over the next month.
07:39It'll cost you $9,000.
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah.
07:43$10,500 if you want to go with the non-toxic chemicals.
07:45And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down and that one at a minimum.
07:50Are you serious?
07:51Yeah.
07:51I mean, look, they're in there and they're spreading.
07:53First generation, best I can tell.
07:55But if you don't get rid of them now, you're going to have colonies behind every wall in
07:58here and you'll never get rid of them.
08:00When can't you start?
08:02I can have a crew here in a couple of days.
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney.
08:21My pleasure.
08:28Hey, Scoop.
08:30Come to Nick's tonight.
08:33Come on, you can stand and have a little fun.
08:35It's been over a year.
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go.
08:38He slept with my wife.
08:41That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it?
08:44I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
08:46He fucked up.
08:47She fucked up.
08:48But maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit.
08:52Marriages are complicated.
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
08:58We're all going to be here for the foreseeable future.
09:01Do yourself a favor and get over it.
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to.
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
09:10Okay, fair enough.
09:11I'll see you later, Barney.
09:13See you, Coop.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24She's so sweet.
09:28She looks like an angel.
09:33Oh, hey, Andy.
09:35Your friend is here.
09:36Hello, Coop.
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood.
09:42In this neighborhood?
09:44Figured I'd stop by.
09:45See if you still wanted to do business.
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business.
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:58You too, Allie.
10:00Break a leg tonight.
10:07Nice girl, your sister.
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch.
10:11Thought she said you couldn't move it.
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:15So I looked into you.
10:16You looked into me.
10:17Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:21suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:23You could have sold your Maserati,
10:25but what would the neighbors think
10:27if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-Class?
10:30So the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime.
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:37The Richan Neal watch.
10:39It isn't yours,
10:40but it came from this neighborhood.
10:42Bradley Sperling,
10:44couple of streets over from here.
10:47It took me one phone call
10:49to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:51find out who bought it,
10:53and where they live.
10:54Nothing so dangerous as someone
10:56who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know
11:00is I know where you live.
11:03I know where your family lives.
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat.
11:11It's more of a contract, really,
11:14that says if you get caught,
11:17you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:19and if you do,
11:20there will be penalties.
11:23Honor among thieves.
11:25Not a thief?
11:27I don't know what you are yet.
11:30I think maybe you don't either.
11:39Now, why don't you go get that watch?
12:09I can't talk to you.
12:11Why do you keep sending me a voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now.
12:16Jack's gonna ask you
12:17to come to his office tomorrow.
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:21Shit.
12:21Coop.
12:22Jack fucked me, Liv.
12:23You know he did.
12:24Massey will drag me into it.
12:27My name will be in the papers.
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen,
12:29but you will be deposed.
12:30I'll be the whore in the story.
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:33And you're telling me not to.
12:34I'm asking you
12:36to do what's right.
12:38He took everything from me, Liv.
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:42This isn't about you.
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:46I'm hanging up now.
12:47Liv, please.
12:52Hi, guys.
12:53Hey, Dad.
12:55Hey, Dad.
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old.
12:57Smells good.
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta.
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
13:02I thought I texted you.
13:04No, you...
13:06Oh, you did.
13:08Okay.
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott
13:12so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor.
13:17We're playing at a party later tonight.
13:19You don't remember?
13:20Okay.
13:21Right.
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23All right, kid.
13:24Let's go.
13:24I think leftovers later.
13:26Whoa, hold on.
13:27When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:29By 11 or 12?
13:31Yeah, soon.
13:32You know you both have school tomorrow.
13:35Oh, that's true.
13:37We do.
13:37Yeah, he's right.
13:38Solid parenting, Dad.
13:39Come on.
13:50Jesus.
13:51Hey.
13:53I didn't know you were still here.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down.
13:57Have a drink.
13:57Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest.
14:00Can't.
14:01I got a gig.
14:02Again?
14:03Don't I feel surprised?
14:05Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up.
14:07I'll come listen.
14:08Mm-mm.
14:09I'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
14:13Okay.
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off.
14:17Ugh.
14:18I'm sorry, Andy.
14:19I wish I could stay.
14:20I'm fine.
14:21Please.
14:22Do your thing.
14:23Oh, God.
14:23I hate to leave you like this.
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:31It's very exciting.
14:33Okay.
14:34Well, I'll see you later.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Break a leg.
14:40You look very nice.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52House is empty.
14:53You want to come over?
14:54I can.
14:54I've got that self-defense thing.
14:56Jesus.
14:56You too?
14:57A woman's got to know how to fight back.
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:05Hey, I got to go.
15:07Call me later?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Yeah.
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night, and lately it seemed that loneliness was all it took
15:23to turn a bad idea into a good one.
15:25Fuck it.
15:26Fuck it.
15:29So you saw it, right?
15:31Did you go?
15:32Hi.
15:35Hi.
15:36Hi, girl.
15:38Great turnout.
15:39Who knew?
15:40Well, I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:44Oh, that's great, by the way.
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:48Oh, whatever.
15:49Um, those are pot brownies.
15:51I'd wait till later.
15:53Are they gluten-free?
15:55Obviously.
15:56Well, okay then.
15:59Okay, ladies.
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer.
16:08So put down your canapes, and let's get serious.
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu, and the husbands were all
16:19getting loaded at Nick's, which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
16:25Back when Mel and I were married, we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:31Dom was a professional chef.
16:32And the meals were always first rate.
16:37Front door open.
16:42Secure.
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:47At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:55And that...
16:57That was not dumb.
16:59Mom.
17:09Oh!
17:17Oh, God!
17:21Sorry.
17:24Oh!
17:26Oh, God!
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas
17:42A year ahead of Tori
17:44And from what I could recall
17:45Dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa
18:02Domaine Dauvenet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage
18:11The brainchild of Lalu Bizet Leroy, a.k.a. the Queen Burgundy
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Romain
18:20as living beings with their own personalities
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love
18:27And let's face it, are there any unpretentious enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it
18:34At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss
18:37As long as I could find a way out of here
19:02Cole
19:12Oh my god
19:19Cole
19:23Yes?
19:24Cole, where the hell are you?
19:26Out
19:27Everyone's in next
19:28You gotta come over
19:29You talked about this
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober
19:33Like, just, just come on
19:34What are you gonna do?
19:36You gonna go home and throw yourself in there?
19:37Another pity party in your empty house?
19:39I'm depressed just thinking about it
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:43Come over
19:43Come over
19:44Oh!
19:45Oh!
19:46Oh!
19:47There's no way in hell I'm coming over there
19:52Mr. Cooper
19:53Elena
19:55Surprised to see me?
19:56Yes
19:58Uh, sorry, I mean, no
19:59I, I, I didn't know you were coming
20:03They're downstairs
20:04Great
20:04Thanks
20:30Get one of these now
20:32Because once this baby hits the market
20:34It'll be too late
20:34I shit you not
20:36Yeah
20:39I'm telling you
20:40This is tomorrow's toilet
20:42It's eco-friendly
20:43We'll take your temperature
20:44Check your levels
20:45And clean your ass and balls
20:46Every time you go
20:47Yeah, you too, Jules
20:50It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi
20:52So you can play your music
20:53And it can email
20:56Urine test results
20:57Right to your doctor
20:58So the government can spy on your piss and shit?
21:01I, I, I got nothing to hide
21:02Okay, fine, I do
21:03I, I partnered with Lux House MT
21:05These are going retail for 30 grand
21:07And I'm in for 20% when I was spending a dime
21:10I'm telling you, man, this
21:12Woo, this is gonna be my George Foreman grill
21:14For that price, it better cook your meat
21:16I didn't give you a head
21:18Oh, Cass not doing that for you?
21:19Hey
21:19Oh, hey
21:20Oh my God, look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots
21:24Wow
21:25Hey
21:26Hey
21:26Hey, cool
21:27Cool
21:27What's up, man?
21:29You made it
21:31Wow
21:31It means a lot that you're here
21:32Really
21:33It's
21:34Not making a big deal about it
21:35Yeah, no, no
21:38Wow, Grand Cru, that's a nice bottle
21:40It's alright
21:41I'll open it at the bar to let him breathe
21:43Alright
21:43Yeah
21:44Glad you came in
21:48Captain Kirk's toilet
21:50This is a nice development
21:52It's about time you listen to me and let this shit go
21:55I'm not letting anything go
21:56That fucking guy took my wife
21:58I'm not letting him take my friends too
21:59That's the spirit
22:01Jesus, how drunk are you?
22:03Well, let's see
22:04I am seven figures over budget on the renovation
22:07My in-laws are moving to the US to be closer to us
22:10And my largest, most profitable client
22:12Threw a hand grenade into his career
22:14I won't pay his bills
22:16So, pretty fucking drunk
22:20Questions
22:21Why are you not?
22:23You make a good point
22:35The fuck is this?
22:37Your life is in danger
22:40Right?
22:41Right
22:43So
22:44Oh
22:46Right
22:46You strike the throat
22:48It's a one-two
22:49You got it?
22:50Yeah
22:51You
22:52Up here
22:53Me?
22:54Yeah, come on
23:03Do it
23:03Come on
23:04Choke up
23:12Oh no, I'm not laughing
23:13Come on
23:14Oh
23:14Oh
23:14Okay
23:15You uh
23:17Oh great
23:18Break
23:19Break
23:20Break
23:20Ow
23:20Oh sweet
23:21Okay
23:22Knee
23:23Straight
23:24Hoda
23:25Do it again
23:26Sorry, is this okay?
23:27Come on, come on
23:28Like you mean it
23:29Like you mean it
23:29Like you mean it
23:31Alright, now
23:32She is gonna take away everything you care about
23:34Everything you love
23:36Now, what are you gonna do?
23:43Hunter
23:44Hunter
23:45Yo, Hunter
23:47Yeah
23:47Come here
23:51Yeah, uh, this is Hunter
23:52He's our drummer
23:53He's a mad man
23:55You gotta hear his grooves
23:57What school do you go to?
23:59What?
24:00What school do you go to?
24:03Oh, Mayfield
24:03Same as you
24:05Really?
24:07Sorry
24:08It's okay
24:09I'm a great below you
24:10Anyway
24:11Well, keep an eye out for you
24:15Mushrooms
24:16You want?
24:18No, no, I'm good
24:20It'll fuck up my drummer
24:23Or it'll take you to the next level
24:29Fuck it
24:30Alright
24:36Come on
24:37Come on, it'll be cool
24:39I've gotta introduce you to this guy that I buy from Scotland
24:41He uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks
24:45Gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones
24:47Guy's an artist
24:48A sherry casks
24:49It's all the difference
24:49Out here, scotch was like a fucking religion
24:53Every time someone poured you a drink
24:54They'd have to give a fucking Ted talk about the scotch
24:56Then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great bottle they once had
25:00That you couldn't get anymore and blah blah blah
25:03I think at some point it just started to dawn on everyone
25:06That this was it
25:07These houses, these wives, these jobs
25:10This would be the sum total of their lives
25:12Their futures were already written
25:14And so the quest to stave off the emptiness began
25:17Scotch, cigars, smoked meats, custom golf clubs, high-end escorts
25:21Entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation
25:25Of rich, middle-aged men
25:37Who?
25:39Did I hear you left, Bailey Russell?
25:44Yeah, I've been developing my own thing with this family office out of Dubai
25:48That's a big move
25:50Congrats, Coop
25:51Yeah, thanks
25:52You investing it yet?
25:54Doing a lot of mezzanine work lately
25:55We should talk
25:56Yeah, we're still papering the deal
25:59What about my investments at Bailey? Should I be getting out?
26:02I would
26:02No?
26:04No
26:14Let's go!
26:21You don't know
26:23How you move me
26:26Deconstruct me
26:28And consume me
26:30And I'm all used up
26:34I'm out of luck
26:35I'm so struck
26:37But something in your eyes
26:41That is keeping my hope alive
26:44But I'm to myself when I look at you
26:48Something so beautiful and true
26:52The world that's ugly and alive
26:56Hard to even want you to try
27:00I'm gonna give it a day
27:02I'm gonna give it a day
27:35Hunter! What the fuck, dude?
28:02I don't have the milk that makes me want to have a child
28:05I don't have the disposition for drinks with the girls
28:09I don't sleep for streaming because they just ruin the world
28:12Wanna be a good daughter but I push my mum away
28:16Wanna be a good patient but my doctor makes me pay
28:20Come on, harder
28:21Yes, harder, you!
28:23Yeah!
28:24What is that? No, that's a rape
28:26You're raped!
28:27You're raped!
28:28It's not funny, you!
28:29You're killed!
28:30You're dead!
28:31You're dead!
28:32What would it be?
28:33Come on!
28:35That is bullshit!
28:37You're hitting like a victim
28:38Is that what you are?
28:39Are you a victim?
28:40No!
28:40Why are you smiling?
28:42Do it!
28:43Hit it!
28:44Come on!
28:47Better!
28:48Better!
28:48Yes!
28:50Yes!
28:51Yes!
28:53Whoa!
28:54Whoa!
28:55Whoa!
28:55Whoa!
28:55Whoa!
28:55Yes!
28:56Whoa!
29:03I could rest all the pain, keep it deep inside, I can grasp all the things, but I need some
29:15time.
29:16If the grass grows greener on the other side, if you want, I'll be waiting, but I need some time.
29:31Give me two more days, I love you.
29:40Hey.
29:42That was really great.
29:44Thanks.
29:46Can I buy you a drink?
29:47I drink for free.
29:49It's going to be part of the deal.
29:51Okay, well, can I buy myself a drink and keep you company?
29:56I'm Tom, by the way.
29:57Oh, you seem like a good guy, Tom, and with exceptional shoulders, but I'm going to level with you.
30:03I'm a bad bet.
30:05That's cool.
30:06I know where all the exits are.
30:10Hang on.
30:12Hey, kid, what's up?
30:16Wait, no, no, no, wait.
30:17Slow down.
30:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
30:20Where are you?
30:31Hey, man.
30:32You know where Hunter is?
30:37Don't do drugs.
30:42Come on, man.
30:43I got to pee.
30:43What's up?
30:50Hunter, me alley.
30:59What's up?
31:11Hey, man.
31:13You got room for one more?
31:14I got room for one more.
31:23Oh.
31:29Fancy.
31:33What'd you take?
31:35Stem and a cap.
31:37Oh, wow.
31:39You still tripping?
31:41That depends.
31:43You're sitting in the bathtub.
31:50Nobody ever sees me.
31:53No.
31:55I don't know why.
31:57I guess that's just how I am.
31:59I've gotten used to it.
32:00But today, with the band, they finally saw me.
32:06And it felt good.
32:11And then that I blew it.
32:14I get it.
32:15I have been there.
32:19I'm still there.
32:22I kind of live there, actually.
32:24We're a lot alike when it comes to that.
32:27We're afraid to be seen, but it doesn't mean we don't want to be.
32:30Or need to be.
32:32Maybe that's why we're musicians.
32:34It's a chance to be seen.
32:36I will cut him, bitch!
32:38Fuck off!
32:40Come on!
32:41Hurry up!
32:45Anyway, in this particular case, I don't think you have to worry about anything,
32:48because whatever happened out there,
32:50those kids are so damn stoned, they won't remember tomorrow.
32:54You think so?
32:55Yeah.
32:57You ready to go home?
33:00Yeah.
33:01Okay.
33:04Well, um, you're gonna have to get up first,
33:07because I'm gonna need your help getting out of this thing.
33:17I would never hire a housekeeper that good-looking.
33:21I mean, Nick's gotta be banging her.
33:24I would.
33:25Yeah, I know you would.
33:26Would she?
33:29TouchƩ.
33:29That's some serious hardware.
33:31Let's check it out.
33:34There you go.
33:37Look at that, baby.
33:39You can hold it.
33:40You just can't put it with your finger.
33:41Why not?
33:42Because you didn't win a fucking championship, now did you, Peter?
33:58Damn, Paul.
34:00She's something else.
34:01Something's not bad, huh?
34:03Oh, yeah.
34:04That's nice.
34:05It's just a waitress at one of your restaurants?
34:08It's always good to have a bullpen.
34:10How about you, Dom?
34:11All those young waitresses, huh?
34:13Chef must get first pick.
34:15Come on.
34:16It's not worth the fallout.
34:18No?
34:19Cat and I've got something pretty great.
34:21Ah!
34:22Ah!
34:24I really need to get divorced.
34:27Hey, how's that going with Sam, by the way?
34:30You guys gonna be able to avoid all legal things?
34:33Not likely.
34:34She's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck.
34:38That bitch is trying to clean me out.
34:39I made her a generous offer, but her bullshit attorneys convinced her she deserves a bigger
34:43slice of the pie.
34:44Tell you what, she's not gonna get it.
34:47Jesus, Paul.
34:47Give it a rest.
34:49What's your problem, Coop?
34:50She's the mother of your children.
34:51Why you gotta talk like that?
34:52I guess we're just built different.
34:54Nick, there's fucking the mother of your children, and you brought him a fancy bottle of wine.
34:58Paul, take it out.
34:58Just keep it civil.
34:59That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out.
35:02Would she fall?
35:03I don't know.
35:04If Sam let your fat ass fuck her with that tiny, sad little dick of yours, maybe she
35:08deserves a...
35:08Motherfucker!
35:10Fucker!
35:13I'm trying to kill you, Paul!
35:14I'm trying to kill you, Paul!
35:16I'm trying to kill you!
35:18Don't!
35:19Yeah!
35:20Woo!
35:21Okay!
35:22Okay, everyone, now it's a party!
35:25You know what?
35:27A thousand bucks to anyone who can score on me.
35:30Yeah!
35:30Who's feeling lucky?
35:31Me!
35:33Yeah!
35:34Let's go downstairs!
35:36You know the definition of a baller.
35:41That's me.
35:42C-H-I-N-T.
35:44Tell the why.
35:45Let me explain to you.
35:46I'm a baller.
35:47So high roader, baby.
35:50Baby, baby.
35:51Shy, call, dog, ride.
35:53Ain't nobody getting crazy.
35:55Driving crazy, baby.
35:56You a hater.
35:58You a hater.
35:58Why you trying to play that?
36:00I don't think you know.
36:01Baby, baby.
36:03Baby, baby.
36:03Baby, baby.
36:04Baby, baby.
36:04You ain't nobody getting crazy.
36:05I'm a baller for real.
36:06Girl, I know you do the nasty.
36:08Nasty.
36:09I can tell when you walk past me.
36:11Nasty.
36:11And you're probably looking flashy.
36:13Earth things on your mind.
36:14Just ask me.
36:15I know my air related to the waski.
36:18Wabbit.
36:19Carrots all in it.
36:20Jazzy, it's a habit.
36:21Oh.
36:21Hold words, my cash.
36:23Outside, I got a Vans and Jays.
36:26Hopefully, they make me.
36:27Come on, man.
36:28Come on, man.
36:32Tonight.
36:33Access denied.
36:35Not today, motherfuckers.
36:37Not ever.
36:38Not in my house.
36:39All right, who's next?
36:40Any takers?
36:41Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
36:44Jerry, okay, okay, enough of that.
36:48Jerry, you played D1, didn't you?
36:49Sure did.
36:50Okay.
36:51Hope you brought your A game.
36:52All right, 100 bucks on Jerry.
36:5410 to 1.
36:54Who's got it?
36:55I'll take that action.
36:56Oh, man.
36:58Come on, Jerry.
36:59Oh, my God.
37:00Come on.
37:01All right.
37:02Oh, you're going to post me up here?
37:03Is that the plan?
37:04What, you think it's a pick-up game of the life?
37:05Give me that.
37:06Cookies!
37:08Come on, man.
37:09Give me that.
37:11Cookies!
37:12Give me that.
37:13Give me that.
37:14Jerry?
37:15Yeah, I'll play defense, too.
37:17This is what the people want.
37:19Come on, Jerry.
37:19Come on, Jerry.
37:20There it is.
37:21This is what the people want.
37:24Oh, fuck!
37:26Oh, shit!
37:27Oh, fuck!
37:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
37:28God damn it!
37:29Oh, shit!
37:30Oh, shit!
37:31I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:32Hold on, let me just check it.
37:33Oh, fuck!
37:34Oh, fuck!
37:36Hey, call 911.
37:38This is bad.
37:39Jerry, walk it off, man.
37:40Fuck!
37:41Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:42Damn it.
37:43It's all right.
37:43Oh, I hate CS.
38:00I can't handle Paul fucking someone half his age.
38:03I mean, it's shitty and cliche and pathetic, but he's enough of a narcissist to believe
38:09some young thing pretending to be attracted to him.
38:11But it's the recklessness of it.
38:14I mean, that's what pisses me off.
38:17I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes.
38:19The wizard has herpes?
38:21No, I have no idea.
38:22I'm just saying, theoretically.
38:24Theoretical herpes.
38:26And anyone can see this girl is just a band-aid.
38:30I mean, one day soon he's going to wake up, he's going to look in the mirror, and he's
38:33going to realize that whatever his damage is, it's still there.
38:39And also, after cheating on me God knows how many times, he's lawyering up as if I'm the one who
38:45committed
38:45the crime.
38:46I mean...
38:49I guess I have it easier with Coop.
38:52Well, yeah, it's not really the same.
38:54I mean, you're the Paul in your equation, right?
38:57What?
38:57No, I'm sorry.
38:58I'm not trying to say that you're like Paul.
39:01I just meant that you're the one who had the affair.
39:03I mean, not that I'm judging you.
39:05I mean, far from it.
39:07I'm going to stop talking now.
39:08Oh, my God, I'm Paul.
39:09No, you're not Paul.
39:11No, you're right.
39:11I am the one who cheated.
39:16But that was after years, years, of just trying to get Coop to pay attention to us.
39:29To me.
39:35No matter what I tried, the chasm between us got wider and wider, and at a certain point,
39:40there was nothing I could do.
39:43So you fucked one of his best friends.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:47Wow.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:49It's the brownies.
39:50It's the brownies.
39:51It's not because I beat the shit out of you just now.
39:54What?
39:55Oh, my God, that is so cute that that's what you think happened.
39:57And that's really delusional.
39:58If they hadn't stopped me, I would have pushed you right through that wall.
40:01You're so crazy.
40:02I could kick your tight little Ivy League ass so fucking fast.
40:05Are you kidding me?
40:06What?
40:07Look at my guns.
40:07Look at my guns.
40:07What guns, bitch?
40:09That is...
40:10There's nothing.
40:11Look at it.
40:12Feel it.
40:13Feel it.
40:13Let me feel it.
40:14Is this...
40:14Can I just...
40:15Ow!
40:15Ow!
40:16Oh, my God!
40:17Yeah.
40:18Hey!
40:18Hey, Mel.
40:19No.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:21What the fuck are you getting so fast?
40:23Can you just...
40:29What the fuck?
40:31This...
40:31No.
40:32Oh, come on.
40:34Tap out!
40:35That's not how tapping out works.
40:38Ow!
40:39Ow!
40:40Oh, my God.
40:53I started disappearing.
40:56Becoming, like, one small part of his life instead of the thing that mattered most.
41:02It was like he only had so much space in him and I just wanted too much of it.
41:08Well, I don't think Coop has that space in him.
41:15Maybe he did once, but not anymore.
41:20You have a lot of pent-up aggression.
41:22You really need to get laid soon.
41:25Yeah.
41:27I know.
41:30All right, I gotta go.
41:35Yeah, me too.
41:43Do you want to talk about the bag of cash?
41:45Nope.
41:50You ever look at something you've been staring at for so long?
41:55You suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
42:00What are we talking about?
42:01What are we talking about?
42:03My life.
42:09Oh, shit.
42:14Fuck, Barney!
42:19I am so sorry.
42:21That's a prototype!
42:23I am so sorry!
42:27If you're in the market for metaphors, look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet that
42:34isn't connected to any plumbing.
42:39Though, once you get into a certain frame of mind, everything in this town is a fucking metaphor, which can
42:45make it really hard to figure out what, if anything, is real.
43:04Have a good day.
43:17Have a good day.
43:22Hey, Hunter.
43:50Hey, you.
43:51Hey.
43:52I stopped by your house.
43:54Saw Allie. She said you'd be out here.
43:56She's living with you now?
43:58Yeah, she's going through some stuff. I didn't want her to be alone.
44:01That's a lot to take on.
44:03Well, I'm all she has.
44:06She has me too, Coop. I hope you know that.
44:12Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore?
44:14Yeah, I'm, uh, starting with a new fund out of the UAE.
44:18Less oversight, better upside.
44:20Just like that?
44:21Time for a change.
44:22You were at Bailey for a long time.
44:24Yeah, well, you were with me for a long time, weren't you?
44:26Okay, Coop.
44:27Don't worry. You'll get your checks.
44:29Oh, fuck you.
44:30What do you want from me, huh?
44:33What? Tell me.
44:34You've just become impossible to talk to.
44:36Yeah, here you are, still trying to do it.
44:41I've been thinking about getting a professional coach for Tori.
44:44It's about a thousand a week.
44:45I just wanted to run a fight.
44:47I am her coach.
44:48And she works here with Eddie.
44:50I know.
44:50I'm talking about a professional.
44:52You're talking about one of Nick's guys, huh?
44:53This isn't about Nick.
44:54This is about what's best for Tori.
44:56The next few months are critical,
44:57and you know how badly she wants a chance to play for Princeton.
44:59She doesn't need a professional coach.
45:02At the very least, she needs someone who shows up.
45:04I show up.
45:05No, Coop.
45:05You come around just enough to convince yourself that you do.
45:09That's bullshit.
45:09And you know what?
45:09We're not having this fucking conversation again and again and again.
45:12But you damn well better show up for her.
45:15You understand?
45:16Anything else?
45:42You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling.
45:44Why would a thief take only the one?
45:47That one alone is worth 225 grand.
45:51So, the thief didn't want to be greedy.
45:54The fact that the other watches are here makes me wonder if you might have misplaced it.
46:00Who misplaces a watch?
46:01It's that expensive.
46:02I don't know.
46:04Maybe the same person who buys one.
46:06What?
46:08You got a picture of that watch?
46:10Yes.
46:10And ownership papers.
46:12I'll be right back.
46:17You got a beef with this guy?
46:19Just trying to help him find his watch.
46:20You think we're actually going to find it?
46:21I don't know.
46:22But we're going to make it a priority.
46:25Really?
46:26No.
46:26Not really.
46:29Not really.
46:44The paper clip now wired to the battery pack.
46:47We'll act as a tensioner.
46:49Now, keep your tensioner slotted in position.
46:54Only a centimeter in.
46:56Don't force it.
46:58The wreck may as well be a pinbrick.
47:01Now, introduce our voltage.
47:05VoilĆ .
47:06And if that doesn't work, there's always brute force.
47:18My shrink would have had a field day unpacking the fact that I was stealing from the guy who slept
47:23with my wife.
47:27But I didn't have a shrink.
47:30What I did have was a YouTube tutorial.
47:32Nick's championship ring.
47:34And the notion that, all things considered, I was getting pretty good at this.
47:44Or not.
48:22And if that doesn't work, I was getting pretty good at this.
48:36And if that doesn't work, I was getting pretty good at this.
48:53I mean, let me get pretty good at this.
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