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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:38Amen.
01:40Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Praise him.
01:56Praise him.
01:59Stand up.
02:00Stand up.
02:01This is mine.
02:07Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:10Amen.
02:22Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
02:25A charming little burg, best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
03:00You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Kiza.
03:10Samir.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21Well, when that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood, poor sods didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir?
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:32I...
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40They kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with the virus.
03:42Your leg re-grew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid our ship so we could crack on with a godly
03:49work of revenge.
03:51And, good news, Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Well, so we reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Will it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:19I'm glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock Hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:24Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:26900 pounds of walking granite.
04:28Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Oh, he's called Fucked Lincoln in the year, filled it with so much hot comet burst out of his mouth.
04:39Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander, and no one gives a fuck about him.
04:48So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:39Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus, and we run.
05:45We'll kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55Look, kid, it's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice, and no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die, right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:29Hey, so, it's been a tough year.
06:32No, no, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair's different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:51Annie, whatever you have to do, I get it.
06:56It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:03Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mm-hmm.
07:08Or...
07:09counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:12I mean...
07:15Yeah, that's a...
07:16That's a pretty good knowing point.
07:19Mm-hmm.
07:24Mm-hmm.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:28Mm-hmm.
07:29Mm-hmm.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Oh, girl, listen.
07:35Shoot off.
07:35Slicing to my own lender.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time, but the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No!
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:02So I can protect you.
08:06I spent every day of the last year
08:10dreaming about you.
08:15You're the dreamer.
08:19You're the procedures.
08:23I'm not here.
08:26You think that I would let anything
08:31take you away from me again?
08:36I don't fight you.
08:39This is incroyable.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now!
09:08My vagina is tingly and damp.
09:11Don't ask me
09:12What you know is true
09:15Don't have to tell me
09:18I love your precious heart
09:21I...
09:24I was standing
09:27You were there
09:30And they will never tear us apart
09:38I told you
09:41That we could fly
09:45But some of us
09:47Don't know why
09:52I was standing
09:58And they will never tear us apart
10:03And they could never help me to tear us apart
10:24Come to this
10:26I don't know
10:27You left me no choice
10:29I know my leadership style can be
10:32Stern
10:33But
10:34It's for your own good
10:38I like to think of myself as
10:40The big brother
10:43That you never had
10:50You remember that girlfriend
10:52You had
10:53Oh
10:58Popfang
10:59Betrayed us both
11:00To William Butcher
11:02No less
11:02Huge mess
11:03Your fault
11:03What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance
11:09To make things right
11:10I reached out my hand
11:14And you bit it
11:16What did I ever do
11:18To deserve that?
11:20What
11:20Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well maybe
11:24But damn it
11:25You weren't like the others
11:28Snakes
11:30Backstabbers
11:30I could count on you man
11:32I did count on you
11:33I loved you
11:37But here we are
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most alone
11:51You wouldn't understand
11:56Nobody does
12:03I
12:04I
12:04I
12:04I
12:06I don't know.
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:43Firecrackers flaming freedom sticks.
12:45I'm Countess Crow.
12:46Countess of the Crows.
12:48And we're doing a mortality vamp glam tutorial.
12:52Wankers.
12:53Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
12:55You know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit.
12:5850 grand.
13:00Dog wankers.
13:05Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Constraint are going to hear.
13:09Frenchy, how much longer?
13:10Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
13:12They go out, we go in.
13:14Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
13:15He might not live here anymore.
13:17Every day, Countess Crow.
13:19Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement.
13:22I bet my botan anal beads is down there.
13:25Oh, my goodness.
13:30Everything okay?
13:32Oh, my goodness.
13:39Oi, look lively back there.
13:42All right, nothing fancy, yeah?
13:44Nip in, twat in, run you back here.
13:48Keep the engine running.
13:58Are you ready?
14:26Internet's down.
14:27Cam's too.
14:27Um, yeah, we have a problem.
14:33Put-on-le-nay.
14:37He really let himself go.
14:42The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
14:49Oh, my God.
14:50Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
14:53My dick weighs more, bitch.
14:56Well, right now, wait, we can move him.
14:58He can move the three of us.
15:01So, what now?
15:18You?
15:19What the fuck?
15:20No, no, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
15:22I don't want to hurt you.
15:22You're safe, you're safe, okay?
15:25You've been in deep freeze again.
15:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:28For how long?
15:29Almost two years in a CIA black site.
15:33I just found out this morning.
15:35You found out this morning?
15:37Yeah.
15:38But that just happens to be in your room.
15:43Did you fuck me?
15:45What?
15:45Is this some kind of incest thing?
15:47No!
15:47Then what the fuck is this?
15:49Look, I...
15:51I want you to find William Butcher.
15:53Find him yourself?
15:55Well, the people that work for me are limited,
15:57and you are the best tracker there is.
16:00I just, I need you to find him,
16:01and report back.
16:03Very simple.
16:04Listen, you want me to work for you.
16:08Well, why don't we say work with me,
16:11and I can help you.
16:12I can give you a proper comeback.
16:15I don't need you for that.
16:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
16:21Okay.
16:22All right.
16:23Listen to me.
16:25I'm no ass felch and commie.
16:27You got that?
16:28I know, I know.
16:29And listen, I am Vought now.
16:32Me.
16:33So the public?
16:35They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
16:38I can resurrect you.
16:40I can give you back what you lost.
16:42I can even make you number two in the seven.
16:45Number two?
16:47Or how about I finish the job
16:50and blast you to kingdom fuck?
16:54Yeah, you could try.
16:57Who knows?
16:58You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
17:02Or you might not.
17:05But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you...
17:08than you hate me.
17:11After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you.
17:14Am I?
17:15I tried to kill you.
17:17But did I turn my back?
17:19How do I know you won't return the favor?
17:31You find William Butcher for me.
17:35All is forgiven.
17:45Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
17:48Improve your sleep.
17:50Strengthen your immune system.
17:52Nourish your soul.
17:54The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped Chi,
17:58life force, from leaving the body.
18:00and invited Prana, solar energy in.
18:04Don't ignore your anal wellness.
18:06Introducing the new deep brand, Sigma Solarium by Vought.
18:10Five bros.
18:11Four bros.
18:12Okay, we need to abort.
18:14Your mom should have aborted you.
18:19Fuck it.
18:20Who tested her?
18:22What test?
18:23Monsieur Jean-Claude, the virus is contagious.
18:25As Samir says, c'est fini.
18:27The game is over.
18:28No, Butcher's right.
18:30Rockhart has seen us, so...
18:32we can't leave.
18:33Virus?
18:34What virus?
18:35Look, I didn't break you lot out of the pain to flap about.
18:38All we gotta do, is seal the ventilation.
18:41Every exit point, tighter than a Boy Scouts asshole, a jamboree.
18:45No, no, no, it's not possible.
18:50Maybe.
18:54Yo.
18:56Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
18:58Uh-uh.
18:59His heart rate is 10 beats per minute.
19:02He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours,
19:04like a blue whale.
19:05He won't breathe.
19:07How do we get the virus in him?
19:08Whoa.
19:09He ain't our first whale, is he?
19:11You lot sort this.
19:12I'll fetch the virus.
19:13Can we go you with me?
19:21Boy, you two, leave it out, would ya?
19:23Fucking work in here.
19:27Hey.
19:28Coming with you.
19:30What for?
19:31I don't trust you.
19:34Yeah.
19:36Suit yourself.
19:41We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
19:46Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
19:50Where's more?
19:51He just disappears every afternoon.
19:53Won't say where he's going, won't say shit.
19:55He's a method.
19:56Miser and technique.
19:59Is that a Jew thing?
20:00We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection
20:05Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
20:08Good idea.
20:08What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
20:11That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content.
20:15Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
20:18We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
20:23We truly live in an age of wonder, but we are going to need to triple the amount of
20:28Freedom Camps to hold them all.
20:29Love it.
20:30It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax
20:35breaks, and for the existing Freedom Camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
20:40People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes.
20:45The president is thinking how insane this is right now.
20:48He'll back you.
20:49You can do it.
20:50Speak up.
20:50And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
20:54Will their arrest seat into your bottom line?
20:57No.
20:58We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
20:59Wow.
21:00Amazing, Ashley.
21:01You're a real Che Guevara.
21:02Well, all righty then.
21:03Let me ask the most important question.
21:07Do I got immunity?
21:19For fuck's sake.
21:21Soldier Boy is the president, vice president of the United States of America.
21:25They work for me.
21:27Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven.
21:31Once he is located, William Butcher and Annie January.
21:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir?
21:36No, sir.
21:36I can do this.
21:37I can bring them in.
21:38Oh, like you did with A-Train?
21:39We're going in a new direction, Deep.
21:42Competence.
21:43Oh, and Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon.
21:46Well, sir, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
21:54Consider dumb, sir.
21:55Terrific.
21:56And you know what?
21:57I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
21:59Steve, can you make him a...
22:02Manhattan.
22:03Manhattan.
22:04Thanks, Steve.
22:05Of course.
22:07Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
22:10No.
22:11Steven?
22:13I'll also have a Manhattan.
22:17Goddamn.
22:19This Wicked Soups teabagged the president.
22:22Since me.
22:39Okay, what's next?
22:45What is it?
22:54Look out!
22:56Oh, God!
22:57Oh, God!
22:59He is sore.
23:01He's mountain pornography.
23:03What?
23:03Almost.
23:04God, you fuckers.
23:07Ha, ha.
23:08Oh, shit.
23:10No!
23:11At least that explains how he's grown.
23:16From bashing his bishop.
23:18Gross.
23:26Mmm.
23:28Now that's what I'm talking about.
23:31Oh, God.
23:34Fucking unsanitary.
23:36Fucking unsanitary.
23:54Oh, God.
24:06next step will be to apply my faith foundation from my vitality collab
24:11velvet ember it doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
24:18we talked about this i don't have a choice they make me do this
24:25today i'm gonna be going for a dark hero look so we're gonna be using black noir's noir black
24:30liquid eyeliner because it is the
24:34dare enter my dark domain i am countess crow countess of the crows and i shall make you
24:53it's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time it's like a metaphor for life
25:13a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so they're all gone just like the one in portland
25:20and sacramento and boise and i guess we can add a train to that list right
25:28you didn't kill them they chose to fight yeah because they thought that i was going to save
25:34them i told them that we were going to make it out fucking easy for me to say i'm bulletproof
25:43have you told pete thuy any of this no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault so i can't
25:52so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you i led them to a shallow grave
26:03so i just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie no i can't live like that
26:09if i follow them it's the only thing that makes sense
26:20i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
26:26and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
26:32what the fucking shit you get up every day and you keep going anything else is an insult to the
26:40dead
26:44great let go get your chopped old man hands off of me yes we didn't make it to patrol today
26:49oh shit starlight oh my god you guys are terrorists
26:56what do we do with her same as rock hard
27:03you don't have a choice
27:07all right come on no what
27:10let me go
27:16baby power
27:29pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
27:33all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
27:36turbo rush
27:38the drink of heroes only 15 calories
27:41cut
27:43that was a good take
27:44no please this is a mistake i am not sorry
27:48only 15 calories
27:50yeah
27:50now with acai
27:53oh
27:53and makaroos
27:54mom
27:55no cory go back inside please
27:58no
27:58no you stay back if you ruin my shot it's on site bitch
28:03okay let's go again and fix your tits they're lopsided
28:08all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty turbo rush now with acai and makaroos
28:16that was fucking perfect okay great okay have fun and camp
28:26all over
28:27not a chance we have to help them help them and every super than 500 miles be up their ass
28:40Here we go.
28:41Don't.
29:04Homelander?
29:09Homelander?
29:15Sage, I was just, um...
29:19What can I do for you?
29:21Well, that was quite a surprise today.
29:24Are you sure waking him was the right call?
29:26Yes.
29:27Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
29:29No, I did not. Of course not.
29:33What am I gonna say?
29:34Uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me,
29:38but careful,
29:39because there's a soup-killing virus out there,
29:42and you may die screaming.
29:44Sure you would have jumped at that.
29:46Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
29:52Well, besides, if there is a virus out there,
29:55the better you take the risk than us, right?
29:57Ah.
29:58Well, it's tactical.
30:00Exactly.
30:00Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:07So, when he gets infected and he dies...
30:09You don't know that's gonna happen.
30:10When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
30:14Mm-hmm .
30:16Mm-hmm .
30:16Right?
30:16All right.
30:49Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
30:56All right, all right.
30:57Less talking, more giving.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:23Well.
31:26Best not drop it, huh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:52You get him to breathe yet?
31:54What?
31:54Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:57I'm too late, though.
31:59The Conan is imparious.
32:00The rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:02Merda, we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh, God.
32:18When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and She-Line is gonna
32:23take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah.
32:31The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
32:59What's it called?
32:59A murder?
33:01Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows.
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:19It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
33:26Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
33:28Great, great.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got,
33:36and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:38Why are you risking your life for them?
33:46Please, please don't kill me.
33:48I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom and my dad.
33:55Please.
34:08Careful!
34:13Oi, fucking small, Huey.
34:16My night's a little glad Atrian's dead.
34:21No, I'm not glad he's dead.
34:24Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
34:26And he died a hero.
34:27A real hero.
34:29And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
34:32Listen.
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
34:36You've earned your seat at the table, so...
34:38I'll give it to you straight.
34:40You've got to knock this whip cap and pussy shit out of your head, mate.
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors.
34:46Especially your girl.
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her call.
34:49She'll talk to me about it, Annie.
34:50You don't know what's going on with her.
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
34:53And she knows that you,
34:55poncing about with this Jimny Cricket,
34:57this and your heart bollocks,
35:00is just going to get her killed.
35:03Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
35:13But I won't let you do it.
35:17Love it.
35:31I'll eat the vial!
35:34It's good.
35:38Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well.
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be.
35:51Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:01In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:04Who better than Amanda's old man?
36:09New plan.
36:12Oi!
36:13Ain't she supposed to be a giant-ass doodah?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
36:19Be a cunt?
36:20Same alias when we headed to Hero Gasm.
36:22Well, oldie better goodie.
36:28Not mine.
36:29Just you and me.
36:39I guess it's true.
36:41You're one of us now.
36:43Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
36:46Then fuck it, beat him.
36:46Being super is not gonna save you.
36:48That don't stop us helping each other.
36:50Homeland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
36:54He needs doing more than ever.
36:55You still fancy a seat on the seventh, don't you?
36:57Fuck you!
36:58We had a deal.
36:59I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
37:03Put me back in a fucking box.
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
37:08A kid is your grandson.
37:10Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where is that fucking brat?
37:15I'm linda the one fucking you over, mate.
37:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
37:19strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
37:23Bullshit.
37:24God's honest.
37:25The things this virus can do...
37:29Fuckin' die, porlicko.
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself, hmm?
37:35You're a sacrificial cunt.
37:37Again.
37:39I guess we'll see.
37:40You don't get it, do you?
37:43Me?
37:44Homelander?
37:45Your old crew?
37:47Everyone fucks you over.
37:49Do you wanna know why?
37:52Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:01What the fuck was that?
38:12You two fucktards of local supes?
38:15Holy shit.
38:16Soldier boy?
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist.
38:21What the fuck?
38:23This was being stupid.
38:24Now shut your cumbucket and listen.
38:26A Jap and a fairy took off east.
38:28Find them and kill them.
38:29Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and time together like shoelaces.
38:34Move!
38:35Fuck.
38:40Fuck.
38:43Fucking figures.
38:49Hey man, get ready.
38:50We're coming in.
38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:51Slow down, kid.
38:54Soldier boy.
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that.
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just...
39:01Huey.
39:01Huey.
39:04We gotta move.
39:06Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:08Oh, shit.
39:38Go!
39:39Go!
39:56Oh, shit.
40:04Oh, my God!
40:06Oh, my God!
40:07Oh, my God!
40:15Go!
40:16That's good!
40:17Whoa!
40:18We gotta drop a dookie.
40:20Get it?
40:21What's you?
40:22Wow!
40:24You're the dookie!
40:26Yeah!
40:28Shoot!
40:30I'm just...
40:31No!
40:33I'm just...
40:35No!
40:35Oh my God!
40:37Yeah!
40:37Oh!
40:38Oh!
40:39Oh!
40:46I got you.
40:49Oh, no.
41:02Oh, my God.
41:03Are you okay?
41:03Is the virus?
41:05It's good.
41:08Hey, Prince!
41:10Oh, shit.
41:11Move!
41:13Go!
41:19You with me.
41:23Oh, shit.
41:32Huey Cable.
41:33How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so-called soup killer?
41:47Huh?
41:47Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:56No.
41:57Virus, bitch.
41:58I will shoot.
42:00Hot.
42:01Come in.
42:02Your face.
42:03Not right now.
42:12What the fuck?
42:36No.
42:39Hey!
42:40Hey!
42:49Oh
43:21Oh, my God.
43:44Well, like that?
43:46Very.
43:47Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
43:49No, you don't.
43:53Come on, let's leg it.
43:55No, no, no, Monka.
43:57And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
44:35I have a word.
44:37Wait out there.
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
44:44There is extra if you want to join in.
44:45No, thank you.
44:46Crunchwrap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
44:47No.
44:48Cantina crispy chicken taco?
44:49I don't want any taco fucking bell.
44:50Okay.
44:51Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
44:55Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building.
44:57Thank fucking God.
44:59What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what?
45:03If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:06Homelander sets the agenda.
45:08I just execute.
45:09That's bullshit.
45:09You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:12There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:13My angle.
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he
45:20needs a knee replacement.
45:22All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
45:25It's nicer than I expected.
45:29Ashley, she's smart.
45:30She's got to listen to reason.
45:32Look, I've been there.
45:35Literally where you're sitting.
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal.
45:39It's a chopping block.
45:41And I can help you.
45:42But you've got to talk to me.
45:48Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
45:51You know you can't.
45:52You can pull out the back of your skull.
46:00Wow.
46:01You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:03That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:05They're arresting innocent people.
46:07But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
46:10I need a minute.
46:18From back here, I see a spine.
46:20Fucking use it.
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No.
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor.
46:24This is junior year all over again.
46:26Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
46:29he had your Miracoy tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:33Going along won't get you what you want.
46:35Going along is why we're still alive.
46:37You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
46:38At least he had a shred of decency.
46:41That's why he's dead.
46:42First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
46:47You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world.
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried.
46:55I tried.
46:57But there's nothing I can do.
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
47:01The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
47:05I'm not a leader.
47:06I'm vice president.
47:08You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:09We can still do some good.
47:11Just shut up or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this.
47:17You were better than this.
47:19No.
47:22No.
47:23So, we're clear.
47:24You're absolutely sure?
47:25Triple check the results.
47:26None of you are carriers.
47:28Humans are immune.
47:29Chances.
47:30Merci de vos mères.
47:43Goddamn.
47:44I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop wall house on our 23.
47:52Soldier cunt down.
47:54Home land it a go.
47:55You fucking did it.
47:56About time.
48:09Let's run away.
48:13What?
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
48:19We just need to find one so remote.
48:21Nobody will ever find us.
48:25You were right.
48:28This virus.
48:29There is no contain in it.
48:31No stuff in it.
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it.
48:34Except.
48:36To take you as far away from here as possible.
48:54Mon amour.
48:56You did not see its carnage.
48:57It's too dangerous.
48:59It's dangerous for everyone.
49:00Innocent people are being wound up.
49:02No.
49:05Don't ask me to watch you die.
49:07I think this is how we make amends.
49:11For the lives we've taken.
49:12I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and keep going.
49:22Wait.
49:28Is this all?
49:44You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:46This virus.
49:49It's fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know.
49:52For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:57I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:00Neither of us is fine.
50:03And we shouldn't be.
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08Keep my face.
50:09But I'm not letting you die.
50:14I'm gonna keep fighting.
50:18And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
50:24But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
50:26And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
50:42Anna.
50:44I'm late.
50:46I'm late.
50:54I'm late.
51:02Time for your meds.
51:13He's a good boy, eh?
51:28well hey be careful sir it's a viral contagion i got here as soon as i heard and i locked
51:34shit
51:34down i'm sending soldier boy to test the waters pretty fucking strategic sir you're always playing
51:403d chess aren't you told him to report back told him not to go in alone why would he do
51:46that
51:46well it's more like soldier boy am i right leave well i just um i'm gonna be here sir
51:53this should have been you
51:56sorry leave
52:03i was swimming
52:28not youtube
52:31not you
52:40where does everyone keep leaving
52:45i'm sorry
52:46you
52:49you
52:51you
52:51you
52:52you
52:55you
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