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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:36How do you do?
01:37Around you and me?
01:39Close to page.
01:46La, la, la, la...
01:48La, la, la, la.
01:51La, la, la, oh, la.
02:02Cosmic forces coming inside
02:08Candy, there's no money too much
02:10With the hands of the devil's eye
02:13It's a cha-cha
02:13With the hands of the devil's eye
03:01With the hands of the devil's eye
03:01Wow
03:03She's trying
03:04She is stunning
03:06Look how good your genes are
03:08Oh, you got a little
03:14Wait a minute, lips is popping
03:17Auntie Lynn is here
03:19Thank you
03:20Oh, why
03:22Oh, your first post-baby date
03:27You deserve this
03:30We really do
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF
03:32That Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages
03:35Including the emergency numbers
03:38In case I forget 911
03:39We'll see, that's why we put it there
03:41But we won't need that
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No
03:45And our first real nice time
03:47Is going to be a diaper change
03:49Yes
03:51Hey, she's got this
03:53Come on
03:55Yeah
03:56Right
03:57Keys, phone
03:59Wife
04:00Let's go, let's go
04:02Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:06Oh, um, you got a little
04:08Brass of milk
04:09Get these titties all dressed up
04:11And this is how they betray me
04:12Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time
04:15They have a 50-minute grace period
04:16We can't go now
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:21This feels like a trick
04:22It is, watch them out
04:23I was so looking forward to this
04:26I'm just going to smell spoiled
04:29Hey, that's fine
04:30Honestly
04:31Giordano's Italian can wait
04:33I mean, if you wanted
04:35We could just send them home
04:36Get out of these clothes
04:37And put on some sharp tank
04:40You've got yourself a deal
04:43Good
04:43Because my business is scalable
05:12What are you doing down there?
05:15I feel it quietly
05:16Trying to silence me
05:19My anxiety
05:20Can't be enough for me
05:22Somebody's watching me
05:24My anxiety
05:32My bones
05:34I told you the real purpose
05:40for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes, but why?
05:43Would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no, not library books
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library
05:51With an article
05:52About Alison Grant
05:54And last night
05:56While walking with Miles
05:57I saw Darla
05:58In front of Gary's house
06:00With a bone
06:03Huge bone
06:04A human-sized bone
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor
06:07About Alison Grant's parents
06:09Parrying her in the basement
06:11That's
06:13Not a coincidence
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him
06:18He wants me to drop the Gary stuff
06:20But I know there's something up
06:22I mean, you saw the way
06:24He got pissed at Agnes
06:25When she mentioned an inspector
06:26Okay
06:27He's hiding something in there
06:33Samira
06:35I know what it's like
06:38You're a new mom
06:39Our hormones have evolved
06:42To keep us in a hypervigilant state
06:44And of course
06:46You want to keep your baby safe
06:50I think
06:51That you
06:52Little bitch
06:54Oh
06:55If you dig up my azaleas
06:58I swear to God
06:59Get out of here
07:00You filthy
07:01Filthy
07:02Mut
07:04Don't come back
07:05With your filthy poop
07:06All over my powers
07:20Hi
07:23I don't want to rush her
07:24I just feel like
07:25It would be good for her
07:26To get out of the house
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe
07:28The Geo Bros
07:29Was your first offer
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you got to try Drinkly's
07:35It's where, uh
07:36It's where Hank's used to be
07:37But they got the best
07:39Fucking flatbreads
07:39I fucking love flatbreads
07:41I know
07:42We used to be out all the time
07:44We used to be fun
07:45We want to be fun together again
07:47Oh my gosh
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:49Never get some weird
07:52You almost ate shit
07:54No, I didn't
07:55Nice ride, dude
07:56It's a quick trike
07:57And it goes really fast
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh
08:02I'm good, thanks
08:04Didn't pack my lycra
08:06And you can call me Rob
08:08Interesting
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name
08:13No?
08:14Given to you by your parents
08:15Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:18Yes, that is my government-given name
08:21But no one's called me that since high school
08:23So, just Rob now
08:25An adult nickname
08:27It's quaint
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude, you want to explain yourself?
08:32No, thank you
08:33Good day
08:36It goes fast forward, but backwards
08:40It's slower
08:41Oh, God
08:46Ow
08:47You need to know?
08:56Gentlemen
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life
09:01Yeah
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing
09:09Just a friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors
09:14Nothing more, nothing less
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something
09:18Spill it
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny
09:21Come on
09:22You can trust me
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods you were having trouble with your knee
09:31Yeah?
09:33And now you're out on a brisk walk
09:35Guess it's feeling better
09:38Yeah
09:38It's a chronic knee problem
09:40It comes and goes
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over
09:45With a trained professional
09:47Or a very observant friend?
09:50No
09:51I see
09:56Have a good day
09:58I listen to you
10:05So
10:06Mhm
10:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
10:14Yeah
10:20My mom
10:20It's weird
10:21Get this
10:21Oh
10:23And
10:27Even
10:27It's weird
10:27I'm pretty
10:27Well, just
10:28It's weird
10:28I'm
10:36then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song then the next day released another song
10:43and that immediately indefinitely crowned him the de facto victor and son that's why you don't get
10:49into a rap feud with a pull a surprise winner you know what I'm saying it don't make no sense
11:03Darla she's gone
11:06she's gone
11:09Darla
11:22Darla
11:36oh hello Danny hiya Lynn sorry to bother we're just falling up on a call from a concerned
11:41neighbor unhand my dog you sniveling coward you mean your mother-in-law I'm afraid that's
11:49confidential Agnes how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound ah you see
11:57you see the vitriol look we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog I mean this is
12:02crazy
12:03town USA all right totally so if you could just let me inside have a quick look around we can
12:11both get
12:11back to playing call duty sound good no I knew it guilty she's guilty Lynn come on no what do
12:19you
12:19mean no you can't why did you kill the dog no but I know my rights and you need a
12:31warrant
12:33you'll be such a mark we'll be back with a warrant tomorrow we are gonna nail your saggy little
12:39bottom isn't that right Daniel yes mother
12:47hey Siri how do you get a warrant like obviously I know how but could you tell me anyway for
12:52fun
12:52as a bit
13:05Darla Darla God damn it Darla you're gonna have to be louder than that
13:10Darla
13:12best money can buy only a dog's ears can hear
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS
13:23seriously Lynn what what what was with you two in the drama she's jealous of me always has been
13:31Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block Agnes being a joyless harridan used to love
13:39shutting us down she blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite that woman will never
13:45cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking in fact if her dog is really missing and that
13:55is a
13:55very big if it's her fault why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a leash
14:03HOA rule 14 section 12 it is in the statutes hey guys evidence spotted
14:18DAF
14:19um dusty as fuck Darla Agnes Festersen
14:24no don't touch it it's right on your property line you might as well get caught red-handed
14:32you know there could be a simple explanation Darla ran into the woods picked a fight with a posse of
14:39raccoons and is halfway to heaven RIP good riddance it's a gaze they're called the gaze of raccoons
14:47you know it's also on Gary's property line what if he took the dog
14:58okay I'm gonna go ahead and say it I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times
15:05what if he took Darla Agnes threatened him with the inspector and we already know how he feels about
15:12people looking around his house case and point what if this is his revenge on her
15:17hmm
15:19what if Darla's in his house right now
15:21oh well if she is we have to go in there and clear my good name yes and save Darla
15:31yeah if she's not dead yet she's probably dead why would you say something like that Todd she's not dead
15:37okay and we're gonna do something now that's right because no dog dies on my watch that is a lesbian
15:43oath
15:43we gotta go now maybe we should um maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit
15:50right charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla
15:53yes tonight we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover
15:59mm-hmm
16:00and I have several bottles of room temperature mediocre chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift
16:06really
16:08you had to know sometime
16:13now I like this plan very Greek
16:24hey my love
16:26hey honey
16:27daddy's home
16:28I'm ready for take two on date night
16:33oh hey little man
16:37daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one body tea
16:42I'm sorry babe I can't
16:44oh
16:45um
16:46I'm just so tired
16:47you know I've been all day with miles
16:50I'm barely standing up now
16:52no I understand
16:53but you should go out
16:55do something
16:56see what Naveen's up to
16:57no
16:58no
16:58yes
16:58I'll stay here with you two
16:59come on babe I know how much you've been dying to get out
17:02really
17:03I did buy my best shirt
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on Naveen
17:07you've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun
17:11I guess I could go for like one tiny day
17:13yes
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be
17:18I know Naveen is free
17:19I swear that guy's in our walls or something
17:23I'll go
17:24have a good time
17:25I mean it
17:28daddy's gonna go get lit
17:31I won't
17:31I'll just have one glass of one
17:33and then fall asleep
17:36this could backfire
17:38yeah but I wanna do this for you
17:40and Darla
17:42and Darla
17:52see you soon
17:53be careful
17:54be careful
18:32hello
18:35anyone home
18:41he's not home
18:42why would he leave his door open if he's not home
18:45maybe we can check for him in the back
18:47or the basement
18:48maybe he's washing his body
18:52like taking a shower
18:53yeah I mean whatever you
18:55why don't we pop in and find out
18:57you can't just break in
18:59Samira
19:00from a legal standpoint
19:01we're not breaking in
19:02okay we're walking into an unlocked house
19:05yeah but is that legal
19:06it's not a felony
19:08we have wine
19:10we'll announce ourselves
19:14think about Darla
19:21let's go then
19:30hello
19:31Gary
19:33it's your neighbors
19:35it's your friendly neighbors
19:37announcing ourselves
19:39and we wanted to apologize
19:42for um
19:43our recent
19:45intrusive behavior
19:47not cool
19:49we've also brought you
19:50four bottles of the
19:52same wine
19:56shit
19:57probably just a draft
19:59this place gives me
20:00the heebie jeebies
20:05right it's
20:06it's all the same
20:08what do you mean
20:09the furniture
20:10it's all the same
20:12staging furniture
20:13from the open house
20:13Gary didn't change one thing
20:15that's so odd
20:17if Todd says it's odd
20:18what do you think it means
20:20I think it means
20:21he's not planning on staying
20:23very long
20:26maybe that's the door
20:27to the basement
20:32come on
20:33Darla could be this way
20:36Darla
20:37here girl
20:41yep I just peed a little
20:52he's here
20:58it's like Darla
21:00go
21:00I love the way
21:12that you move
21:13and call right
21:13so
21:14yeah
21:15yeah
21:15yeah
21:15she's gonna need it
21:17believe it
21:18she's gonna need it
21:19now
21:19wait
21:19I like this
21:24wow
21:25this place is
21:27unrecognizable
21:28do you remember
21:29how sticky the floors
21:30used to be
21:30and that pinball machine
21:32that they had over there
21:32in the corner
21:33yeah remember that thing
21:34gave me a snap infection
21:35dude never forget
21:38R.I.P. Hanks man
21:39that place had a certain
21:42unsanitary charm
21:42this is dare I say
21:43it kind of hip
21:44right
21:45I mean it sort of
21:46has that jubilant
21:47and slightly horny energy
21:48like a local bar
21:49on the night
21:49before Thanksgiving
21:51oh yo
21:52check it
21:53I'm glad that guy
21:54survived the regime change
21:55you know he worked for
21:55Hank for a few years
21:56oh yeah
21:58afrobeats
21:58in Hinkley Hills
21:59come on man
22:01I wonder if they'd let me
22:02do a DJ residency
22:03you know maybe this place
22:04has genuinely changed
22:07ravine the peace
22:08I spoke too soon
22:09good old
22:10Benedict Cumberbatch
22:11still a classic
22:12you two lovebirds
22:13on a date
22:14huh
22:14and that cute
22:15little shirt
22:17that's cute
22:18that's kind of
22:18homophobic dude
22:19come on
22:20don't be such a snowflake
22:21mind if I join you
22:22it's a two top
22:23so
22:26I freaking love this place
22:28huh
22:29it's my home
22:30away from home
22:31don't get me wrong
22:31I love being a fan
22:32but uh
22:33as men
22:34we gotta be let off the leash
22:35you know
22:36biologically
22:36wired
22:37wander
22:38that's just science
22:40you learned that
22:40from a podcast
22:41yeah
22:43so
22:44roborella
22:46how's dad
22:46love treating you
22:47yeah
22:48you know
22:48it's um
22:49it's a bit of a
22:50learning curve
22:51but we're
22:51figuring it out
22:52I hear ya
22:53those first few months
22:54after Ainsley was born
22:56Lauren started
22:57secretly burning her mail
22:58all of it
23:00she thought I was
23:00being laced with
23:01the anthrax
23:01what really
23:02yeah I lost a lot
23:03of good sports
23:03illustrator that year
23:05but hey
23:06it's a postpartum
23:07for ya
23:08shit is real
23:09yeah
23:10I mean
23:10it is
23:13sometimes I wish
23:14I could just
23:14crawl inside
23:15my wife's head
23:17wait I might know
23:18what she needed
23:18from me
23:22don't feel bad
23:24it's not your fault
23:25women are
23:26complex
23:26beautiful creatures
23:29evolutionarily designed
23:30for resilience
23:32okay
23:33most men can't even
23:33begin to comprehend
23:34what help her
23:35does to a woman
23:37yeah that's um
23:39wow
23:41which is why
23:42you gotta lay down
23:43the law
23:44make them listen
23:44to reason
23:45otherwise those
23:45crazy bitches
23:46they're never gonna
23:47stop burning the mail
23:48you feel me
23:48I like that last
23:49almost had us
23:50in the first half
23:51alright I got the
23:51next round
23:52what do you two
23:53ladies want
23:53roses
23:56roasted
23:56I feel like I've
23:59been emotionally
24:00wedged
24:02let's go check
24:03upstairs
24:03no I think we
24:05should fuck
24:06the fuck
24:06off
24:12I'm with Todd
24:13fuck the fuck
24:14off
24:14come on
24:14we're already
24:15here
24:16let's go check
24:17for Darla
24:46I'm going to
24:57you guys
25:00Darla is not here
25:02okay
25:03we made a valiant
25:04try
25:05but we need to get out of here
25:16who are you
25:17why are you in my house
25:18who are we
25:18who are you
25:20Betsy
25:22Betsy Wilson
25:24Gary's wife
25:24wife
25:25he has a wife
25:28we are so sorry
25:31this is a misunderstanding
25:33we're your neighbors
25:36hello
25:37hello neighbor
25:38hi
25:39I'm Samira
25:40Dana
25:42Dana Richards
25:43Todd Mann
25:451D2N
25:46we wanted to bring a gift by
25:49to welcome Gary
25:50you both
25:51to the neighborhood
25:52the front door was unlocked
25:55it's not a crime
25:57but it is a security breach
25:59and concerning
26:00that's right
26:01so we knew
26:02we needed to come in
26:03and make sure that you
26:04were safe
26:07you said you brought a gift
26:09yes
26:09we brought a bouquet of wine
26:12for us to all share together
26:14as neighbors in fellowship
26:17get ready for the puns
26:18we'll have a shardy party
26:19if you will
26:20join us
26:22it's Shiblia grape time
26:23we were gonna bring red
26:25but we were like
26:26maybe pinot
26:27peanut
26:29we're working on that one
26:37after you
26:41after us
26:42after us
26:52you know we
26:54we had no idea
26:55that Gary
26:56was married
26:57because
26:58you know
26:58we haven't seen you around
27:01are you married
27:02oh yes
27:03very happily married
27:04to
27:04my wife Julia
27:06haven't seen her around
27:08much either
27:10well she's been away
27:17cute picture
27:18is that your family
27:21it came with the frame
27:27so how did you and Gary
27:29made
27:29online
27:30okay
27:32been together a while
27:34we're newlyweds
27:36oh
27:37yeah just like me and my husband
27:38we've been married for
27:39eight months
27:40city all wedding
27:41we also have a ten week old
27:42you do the math
27:43that's my story
27:45what about you
27:49I'm not pregnant
27:50if that's what you're asking
27:53same here
27:55you do the math
27:57and the science
27:58it's not gonna happen
28:00unless I paid to do it
28:02in a
28:04or
28:06informally
28:06with a friend
28:07just
28:08stop
28:08stop
28:10whoa
28:11the wine just hit me there
28:12oh
28:13you actually have anything to eat
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol
28:17before I
28:18stumble
28:19you want a snack
28:23snacks
28:24we love snacks
28:28let me see what I can whip up
28:29thank you Betsy
28:31yes
28:32hope she makes burgers
28:37let's poke round Beth Fisher's house
28:41snooping like a little mouse
28:46shh
28:49don't tell anyone
28:52here you go
28:54here
28:55you go
28:58here
28:59here
28:59here
29:20What do we have here, Mr. Miles?
29:25Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:34Oh, what's this?
29:402005.
29:412005.
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards violence.
30:00Prone to outbursts and antisocial behavior, it's clear he doesn't have many friends.
30:08The patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage.
30:25I mean, is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house, but it's still going to be hard to live the Brie and
30:33Jamona Berica lifestyle that I'm accustomed to on one salary.
30:37Hey, don't look now, but I think you've got a little admirer over there that is giving you
30:41some serious pupil action.
30:43What time?
30:4510 o'clock.
30:47Subtle.
30:50That is not subtle.
30:57She's not looking at me, dude.
30:59There she is.
30:59No.
31:00No, she's not.
31:00Hey, can you stop being such a white flannel?
31:02I know the split's new, but this could be a good opportunity for you.
31:05Oh my God, she's coming over.
31:06Okay, cool.
31:07Do not talk about your DJ.
31:08Hi.
31:09Dance hall, R&B, hip-hop, stuff like that.
31:11Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, DJ.
31:14Oh, sorry.
31:15Hi.
31:16Uh, what up?
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt.
31:19Um, well, we actually signed up for next game.
31:23Oh.
31:24Oh, shoot.
31:25We totally stole your spot.
31:26No, no, no, no rush.
31:27No rush.
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next.
31:30And, um, I'm actually down to play whoever wins.
31:35Good thing my middle name is Winner.
31:39Uh, I was hoping for that.
31:41I'm, I'm Kate.
31:43And, oh, sorry.
31:44What's your first name?
31:45Naveen.
31:46Um, you know what?
31:47Let me clean this up and, uh, buy you a drink and we can get a game going.
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah?
31:55Yeah.
31:56Yeah.
31:56Okay.
31:57All right.
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it.
32:04Maybe it is.
32:06You got this.
32:10Oh.
32:10Quite the presentation.
32:13Fancy.
32:19Sardine.
32:24Are you still hungry?
32:28Because if not, I should probably...
32:30I'm starving.
32:31Right, guys?
32:33Aren't you?
32:33Not me.
32:35I'm trying to cut back.
32:37On what?
32:38Well, that's fine.
32:39Because I love it.
32:41It's great for breastfeeding.
32:42You know, oily fish with all the omegas.
32:47Oh, slippery little sucker.
33:03It's a little baby buddy.
33:05Crunchy.
33:07Grim de lo crim.
33:08Um...
33:10Yeah, shit.
33:11I'll give it a try.
33:14Whoa.
33:16My hands are so oily.
33:18Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:19You want to come to the bathroom with me while I wash my hands?
33:22I might need an extra set of hands.
33:27Yes, I would be glad to.
33:29And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is in case I have to go to the bathroom, which
33:32I will, because I have a tiny bladder.
33:35It's at the top of the stairs.
33:37Great.
33:38Hmm.
33:40Kind of just slides right down.
33:42Huh.
33:44Let's try the basement.
33:47Are you sure it's this way?
33:58Uh, dust in my throat.
34:05You know, I should probably go check on your friend.
34:07You know, the paint in the library is an interesting hue.
34:13Is that pink, or is it tea rose, or...?
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh.
34:20The pacing.
34:22Darla.
34:25After you.
34:52Darla.
34:57Darla.
34:59Your girl.
35:01Darla.
35:07Oh, my goodness.
35:10She's really in there.
35:12Darla!
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15It's the grave of Alison Grant.
35:28Quick, we don't have a lot of time.
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly, I thought.
35:38But yes?
35:41Wait.
35:43What about Darla?
35:44Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison, who I think Darla partially found because I saw her the other night
35:54with a bone nut that she got from Gary's trash can.
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe.
36:03And then he killed Darla because she knew too much?
36:06She didn't ask for that.
36:07She just went to shit in someone's yard.
36:09He did say the house had good bones.
36:11Another meaning of the real estate term.
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:21Exactly.
36:21And destroy the evidence.
36:23Anything he can get his hands on.
36:24Anything he can disinter.
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:31I need to prove it to myself.
36:32I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:40What do you think?
36:53Proper form.
36:54Soft elbows.
36:55Bent knees.
36:5620 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:59The remains are likely skeletal and they're probably in pieces so investigate all solid things.
37:06Let's go.
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home.
37:14Oh.
37:15Well, we thought we'd finish fixing up the place.
37:20You're going to need permits here.
37:23You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun.
37:45Hey.
37:46Oh.
37:47Oh, Jesus.
37:49Rob.
37:51You startled me.
37:54Why Samira?
37:57I think I hit something.
38:00The bone is hard.
38:03And wet.
38:05What?
38:09Oh, shit.
38:11It's a pipe.
38:20I like the wallpaper.
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:27All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:32I've always seen the eyes.
38:34Hmm.
38:42I often think I'm the only one who sees the things I see.
38:47How do you mean?
38:49Oh, you know, a detail.
38:52But here we are, seeing the same thing.
39:06She had to run errands.
39:11What?
39:11Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:16You're not angry, are you?
39:23Oh.
39:25Hi.
39:30Maybe we, uh, put a bunch of dirt on top and see if I'll soak it all up?
39:34That's where it's a trap.
39:35Let's do it.
39:41Oh, hi.
39:43Oh, hi.
40:06Okay, good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:15Um, I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled
40:24person.
40:25All right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, then.
40:46Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
40:49Let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:04Darla!
41:05Oh, my sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby.
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Where's your favorite bone?
41:16Yeah, she was just wandering Asheville Crescent.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl.
41:26Come on.
41:29Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:34Dog saved is a dog saved.
41:36I-I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come on.
41:57Come on.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine!
42:18I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight,
42:21you broke into the house of the guy-
42:23There was no breaking, just entering.
42:25Yeah, okay, of a guy who has already called the cops on you,
42:29and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog.
42:37For God's sake, Samira!
42:39This was so reckless and dangerous.
42:42And illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:12Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28He's digging up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you.
43:37That is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42Yeah, I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01It was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So, just drop it.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm just tired.
44:31I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37Consider it dropped.
44:44So, she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:48I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary.
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me, oh, man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:38And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:18Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:26It's Rob.
46:42One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:52You can be as bad as one.
46:56It's the loneliest number since the number one.
47:10It's Rob.
47:12And I know it's the saddest experience you'll ever know.
47:20Yes, it's as sad as it's the end you'll ever know
47:29Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:39Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
47:50Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:53Just grabbing some water
47:58Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:07Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
48:15One is the loneliest number one
48:20Is the loneliest number one
48:24Is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:32Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:53Is the loneliest number two
48:55Is the loneliest number one
49:01You
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