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Don't Mess With Frozen Queen's Rv
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00:02What?
00:08I'm back.
00:13Seven days from now, the asteroid hits the North Atlantic.
00:16The Northern Hemisphere drops to negative 94.
00:20Everyone freezes.
00:22After Dad died, his mistress Lauren and that brat Jessica stripped me of everything.
00:26They left me this dump as a joke.
00:27But turns out, I hit the jackpot.
00:30While the world freezes, the garbage keeps me warmer than diamonds.
00:37Enora!
00:39Help! It's me! Jessica!
00:41Some birds took everything from me! I'm gonna freeze out here!
00:44Please! Enora!
00:46Ten years ago, before my mother's body was even cold from the crash,
00:50my father moved his mistress and her brat into our home.
00:53He dumped me at the military academy to rot.
00:58But it's not her fault.
01:00I can help her.
01:15Get up.
01:25Why?
01:29Why?
01:30Why? I got the house, the cars, everything, and then this goddamn ice age turns it all into scrap metal
01:33while you're the big winner in a trash heap?
01:35No, not happening.
01:36Everything good in this life belongs to me.
01:37Before you kick the boat, here's a little gift for the grave.
01:39Your mom's crash?
01:40Not an accident.
01:41My mom cut her brake lines.
01:43It was a hit, Anela.
01:44Plain and simple.
01:44I'll find you.
01:46Even in hell.
01:48In the next life.
01:55Child,
01:56you shouldn't have left like this.
02:10No way.
02:11I'm back?
02:12This is the inheritance meeting.
02:14One week before the world ends.
02:16The luxury RV and the waste plant.
02:19The final assets of your father's estate.
02:21As he instructed, it's one for each of you.
02:23Take your pick.
02:26I'll take the...
02:28That's perfect, darling.
02:30We're taking that RV and hitting the road.
02:32I'm ready to see the world.
02:36No, mom.
02:37I'm taking the plant.
02:41Have you lost your mind?
02:42She picked the plant?
02:44No way.
02:44Is she back too?
02:46That RV belongs to your mother, Anola.
02:49You should keep it.
02:50Consider it a mementio.
02:52You think that plant is your bunker?
02:54You have no clue those foundations are rotten.
02:57Enjoy your death trap.
02:59One week until the sky falls.
03:00I need to turn this tin can into a doomsday arc.
03:03If it can't handle minus 148 degrees, I'm a dead woman.
03:07I want bank vault plating over the shell.
03:10High voltage steel mesh across the exterior.
03:12Double the insulation.
03:14Triple pane vacuum sealed glass.
03:16Bulletproof.
03:17Thermal.
03:18Military grade runflips with integrated snow chains.
03:21Cover the entire roof in high-output solar atrays.
03:24I want a massive battery bank under the floor.
03:27Triple layer blast doors.
03:29Independent water recycling.
03:31Heat pumps.
03:32And zero blind spite thermal cameras on every corner.
03:36You're looking at a month of labor and a million dollar bill.
03:39How do you pay?
03:40I'll pay 10 million.
03:42Get it done in a week.
03:46I also need heavy hardware.
03:48Big stuff.
03:4820% commission if you can find a seller who doesn't ask questions.
03:51Consider it done, ma'am.
03:52Thank god I memorized that jackpot number.
03:5550 mil.
03:5630 should be enough to stockpile for a lifetime.
04:00It's not enough.
04:01Even if I pack this thing to the ceiling, I won't last a year.
04:04I need more space.
04:05How am I gonna pull this off?
04:18What the hell?
04:21What the hell?
04:34Mom.
04:36You said this stone was a gift from the stars.
04:39I didn't know you meant a literal tear in physics.
04:41A pocket dimension?
04:54Defenses.
04:55Maxed.
04:59Armory.
05:00Hot.
05:04Supplies.
05:05Full.
05:06Zero.
05:07Zero.
05:07Time dilation.
05:08No.
05:08No.
05:09Expiration.
05:09No.
05:10No.
05:10No.
05:10No.
05:11No.
05:13No.
05:21I don't know.
05:48Look at this, Anela.
05:50The world is ending and I'm literally sweating.
05:54How's the tin can? Battery dead yet?
05:56RVs use power like water.
05:58She'll be an ice lolly by midnight.
06:00Oh, I'm shivering just thinking about it.
06:03But hey, look on the bright side.
06:05Yes, you'll get to say hi to your mom real soon.
06:13You should worry about your own glass house, Jessica.
06:16When those windows blow, don't come begging at my door.
06:21Seven days later.
06:23No! It's for my baby! Please!
06:25Give it to me!
06:26No! Baby!
06:36Motion detected. Motion detected.
06:45My neighbors? How the hell did they track me down?
06:51Jessica, you spiteful bitch.
06:54Miss Stone, I'm Jack. We're all friends here, right?
06:56Look, we saw you loading up at the store. We're stopping out here.
06:58Jump and share a little.
06:58Please! Help her starving! Please!
07:00I don't have anything for you. Move along.
07:02Don't lie to us. Jessica told us exactly what you've got.
07:04This rig is a goddamn fortress full of steaks and wine.
07:06Open the door!
07:07You selfish bitch! Open up or we'll open it for you!
07:09Okay, enough talking. Do it.
07:16Mercy is a death sentence in this world.
07:24Last chance, Endela!
07:25Open this damn door! I'm cutting my way in!
07:28Do it, Jack! Cut her open! Cut her out of there!
07:35Can't open it. Can't open it at all.
07:36Hey! Stop! What the hell are you doing?
07:41Hey! Stop! What the hell are you doing?
07:46We'll get it back on you.
07:48Who the hell are you? Get out of the way!
07:53Matthew.
07:54He's the only one who treated me like a human being in the last life.
08:02I've got you, Endela. Please stay with me. I've got you.
08:09This time, Matthew, I will protect you.
08:16Are you insane?
08:17You're playing bodyguard for this bitch?
08:19Right?
08:20Just fight!
08:21No!
08:25No!
08:48You actually got used momencie,
08:50you can do the same thing at that moment.
08:54Shit. He's dying. I have to pull him in.
09:00Matthew, wake up! Get in the car, dammit!
09:17What the hell is this? Are you okay?
09:21Enla!
09:27Come on. Fuck!
09:35You're staying here. No arguments.
09:37Right, but I don't get it. It's 75 degrees in here. You have weapons, food. Did you know the world
09:41was going to end?
09:45Matthew, I'm going to tell you everything. I was reborn. In the last life, Jessica killed me, you saved me,
09:52but we both died.
09:53Then I woke up before the apocalypse.
09:58I'll do whatever it takes to keep you breathing, no matter the life.
10:08Guess I'm the only one left on Earth who remembers it's Thanksgiving.
10:37This fucking brick! I'm done!
10:40Because you spent the supply budget on Chanel bags and Lou botteens this shitty thing eats coal like a furnace
10:48in hell
10:48And we're almost out a turkey. She's eating a goddamn feast while we're chewing on bricks. It's not fair
10:56She's not going to be feasting for long. We're taking it all every scrap
11:01Good thing. I stuck a GPS tracker on that rig before she left and Lois is loaded with fresh meat
11:06and fuel happy hunting everyone
11:08That's not enough. The neighbors couldn't dent that armor with pipes. We need real hardware
11:14Kane
11:16I've got a trade for you. I
11:20Saw Jessica's post. This is the one. It's a goddamn rolling grocery store. I built this rig
11:25There isn't a safer spot on the planet. If we crack this nut we live. It's that simple
11:37We're gonna need something with a real kick
11:43Relax everyone. I'm her sister. I'll show you how to talk to an Allah
11:49I know you're in there. I'm warning you we brought c4 open up or we'll paint the snow with your
11:56brains out of food already
11:59Jessica's dumber than I thought
12:03Explosives and Nola relax the hull is blast rated. Let's finish our dinner
12:23You think you're clever and Nola? Payback's a bitch!
12:33Damn! What the hell is this thing made of? Where's the weakness you were talking about?
12:38Come out and face us you coward! We'll flip this tin can over
12:47Careful!
12:49That's enough. Time to hit back
13:04No! It's electric! The whole damn thing is electrified!
13:22Zombies! There are zombies!
13:34Zombies! There are zombies!
13:36Zombies! There are zombies!
13:39Get out of the way!
13:40Hey!
13:43Get to the bikes!
13:53It's happening. The real outbreak
14:04The electricity isn't working. They're not stopping
14:09The virus has destroyed their nervous system. Pain doesn't work.
14:13Then what? They'll tip the RV over!
14:26Nitrogen purge activated.
14:34That was insane!
14:40I didn't expect the virus to go global this fast. This is a goddamn extinction level threat.
14:44Biologically, the extreme cold might have triggered the mutation. I was deep into this research before the collapse. I think
14:49I can develop an inhibitor or something to slow the cellular gnosis.
14:51If you pull this off, you're not just saving us. You're saving what's left of humanity. Whatever you need, I'll
14:55find it.
14:56I need a sample. A live one.
15:01Then we're going hunting.
15:09Enjoy the ride while you can, Inala. Your house is about to become mine.
15:15Take out!
15:17A live one.
15:17You're not missing.
15:18A live one.
15:22There are no more to go.
15:23Target locked.
15:32Got her. Nice shot.
15:35Get out!
15:37Nice shot!
15:38Help!
15:40Help!
15:42Help!
15:43Help!
15:49Long time no see, Enola!
15:51Hope you like the big surprise I brought you!
16:00Hold on tight!
16:03Blow it up!
16:08Can't lock it, it's too slippery!
16:10Let's blow up the bridge!
16:10Gonna blow up the bridge!
16:14Fuck!
16:18Can't lock it, it's too slippery!
16:19Let's blow up the bridge!
16:20Let's blow up the bridge!
16:23Fuck!
16:27Fire!
16:41I've had enough of this circus!
16:43It's time to end it.
16:53Fire!
16:56Fire!
16:57We underVAILA!
16:59Fire!
17:01Fire!
17:09Fire!
17:29High voltage isn't cutting. Grab the hardware.
17:40We can't stay pinned down! I'm breaking out!
18:02Finally safe.
18:12Finally safe.
18:45Enla, I love you.
18:48I love you too.
18:49I love you.
19:24I sent a drone over to the waste plant yesterday.
19:27The thermal signature is rising, but they've boarded up every single window. I couldn't see a damn thing inside.
19:32Enla, the odds of surviving a bird going down like that are basically zero. You're overthinking it. Even if by
19:37some miracle she's alive, we ditched the tracker. She's blind. She can't find us.
19:42I need a closer look.
19:57What? Jessica isn't dead?
19:59No!
20:00No!
20:00No!
20:01No!
20:02No!
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