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Divorce Tears From The Alpha, But I Shine Alone
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rijun.
00:00:45Rijun.
00:00:52Raze, she is the Healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:14in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:32run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rijun.
00:01:52Rijun.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:05Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:31Rijun.
00:02:33Rijun.
00:02:38Rijun.
00:02:45Rijun.
00:02:47Are you still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:57I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:56Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:02Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:30If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:13Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you...
00:06:24That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:35Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:08I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right.
00:08:59I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here...
00:09:18I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No.
00:09:23Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Oh, Kate!
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:48Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right? I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18What?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius? Why don't
00:11:37you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:47have studied for years? We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease. She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endo-genic cryomorphie. Oh. And of course none of you have heard of it, because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:18The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney. I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:42I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:42Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:35Oh!
00:15:42Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she getting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:37Thanks.
00:17:38Mm.
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:44Exactly.
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:47She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Pelt for ransom.
00:18:58By a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little, like, uh, on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:16You don't know her.
00:19:17You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:23You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:46It's just a critical moment for you.
00:19:48We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:01I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:03No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is witchcraft.
00:20:14I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:28James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:38Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:55Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:26Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:34A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:42...is physically...
00:22:45You just talked to me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:59We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those anus cells.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:45This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:01We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:23Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called Borderline Revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:38But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:28So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:02Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:07The big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:18Get back, sucker.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit!
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down!
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now!
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down!
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it!
00:28:13No more stalling, general!
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will!
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure!
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53My center's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01Received my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:20There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:25angel, and Ina...
00:29:28The goddess healer!
00:29:34Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:42day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:14I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:46I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancĂŠe.
00:30:54He's back.
00:30:55And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:59I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:26I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh my god.
00:31:34I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:54Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait, no.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:22No normal person could have done that.
00:32:24Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:29I have to find her.
00:32:30I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:47So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:59She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:01And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:03One with some serious fuck-you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:56been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now
00:34:27she's the CEO of an entire
00:34:30corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:38So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:46Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:58You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:12What?
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:33Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:38out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is she talking about,
00:35:41your sweetheart?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.
00:36:23I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:25The distance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:31is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:38Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on
00:36:52with our lives at your wedding I will if you won't do good by me of breaking
00:37:00things off before two-timing me with my best friend why should I do good by you
00:37:04I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you fucking bitch
00:37:11better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so
00:37:17rich ever again do you remember that
00:37:26Trixie Marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so
00:37:32much as a hair at their wedding grandma I have to confess something to you I've
00:37:37secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions that would make you the
00:37:45richest person on the planet because of the healing hands I inherited from a
00:37:50sepulius the god of healing I've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the
00:38:01goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed
00:38:05you but please Trixie dear I know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your
00:38:13worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money
00:38:22for their medical bills I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in
00:38:28need that's why I'm taking everything back from butch and I'm giving it back to
00:38:32charity you've always had an angel's heart I'm certain you will meet someone who
00:38:38will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:50he said Trixie's crushing my wedding she was bullying us to salsa she's probably trying to
00:38:57extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when nobody steps on snake snake bites back
00:39:04car so let her comment embarrass herself yeah you mean we broadcast that video of you
00:39:16yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:22whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her
00:39:35funeral there he is welcome home brother welcome home general sir the homeless woman who saved you
00:39:46miss Trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served with your regiment in the marines you
00:39:52mean
00:39:52the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies well she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been deployed overseas sir so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding and we
00:40:06should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that
00:40:13saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her yes sir we will allow
00:40:18our lives to
00:40:19protect her sir let's roll
00:40:37welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:42getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:47biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs. wake him stowe butch is
00:40:57taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire
00:41:04u.s health department but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people in
00:41:10the nation
00:41:10have also arrived to celebrate you the us president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract
00:41:18herself it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests
00:42:03from this oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:30what
00:42:30evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire
00:42:36ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat this is sasa she's like so obsessed with me see everyone but already cut
00:42:51ties
00:42:51with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up
00:42:57to me
00:42:58this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:19you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly have
00:43:27a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble beginnings
00:43:33marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us rich girls
00:43:47do they
00:43:48steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any
00:43:56day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick
00:44:03somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make yourself don't
00:44:08listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a
00:44:13finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know
00:44:25what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to
00:44:31make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be
00:44:42chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at
00:45:28her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good little uh
00:45:34peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:41you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:17toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gone
00:46:23delusional and you
00:46:25think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will scoop
00:46:29you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:46:41we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding
00:46:49right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:17unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:30then sasa is the virgin mary and she's you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:16poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:48:24as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will
00:48:30drop a couple bucks in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our
00:48:39friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and
00:48:44admit to your backstabbing but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than
00:48:52you standing on street corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual
00:48:58services well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal
00:49:14prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:38save
00:49:38you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:49:48in front of
00:49:49everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to i don't
00:49:55need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:01before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you weren't
00:50:08good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so you either
00:50:14get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:34one this wine is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50it's it's
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late. Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my word.
00:51:21They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:44This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:49Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:55No man who in a hundred-foot pole would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:09I'm a major.
00:52:10You know, look man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:15Now that she's all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:24Ow!
00:52:25A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:45You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:51So you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:55You wanna fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38It seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe you should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:54:02But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:21So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:44Trixie.
00:54:44Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:55:03Which is now yours.
00:55:05Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:09They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:15Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why my third gift is, um...
00:55:28Well...
00:55:42Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my God.
00:55:47You found my dog.
00:55:52Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:56Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:04You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not.
00:56:49But I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:56I understand.
00:57:01You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:06This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:23Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:41What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin bum.
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:59I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:23Oh my gosh, I'm so scared!
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:54Hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha? That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead!
00:59:02It's evaporated!
00:59:04It's the thin air!
00:59:08That's impossible!
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23What?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:26You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:30The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's marrying the famed war hero.
00:59:37The man every girl wants what every man wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:43Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:45No, there's gotta be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:54Please.
00:59:54Please.
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:13Do you remember your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you?
01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:27Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:36Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4518 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devon.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee.
01:01:06But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:31I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:35was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37How?
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:01The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:08So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:16If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:25She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:32You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her.
01:02:46Trixie's a good person.
01:02:48Please officer, don't arrest her.
01:02:50Grandma.
01:02:51Mr. Rogers.
01:02:52Mrs. Williams.
01:02:53What are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the break up between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:01Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:39Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:11Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:38If you can.
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:06Get him!
01:05:17Get him!
01:05:21Get him!
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:32Is that enough?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiance.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side.
01:06:11Right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:30Drown out the poor!
01:06:35Drown out the poor!
01:06:37Black Mattel out the poor!
01:07:01Don't Portw
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wighhams
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39We're quartered
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:43Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48They will be punished
01:07:53Now hold still for me
01:07:56Right
01:07:57Rewrites the world
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25No, please
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:30Sure
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:39While I do not care for glory
01:08:41I do believe in justice
01:08:43Marissa and Butch
01:08:44Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong
01:08:57But you're close
01:08:58Bullshit
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel on you little lives
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:28But, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong arrest
01:09:56I'm fine
01:09:57Nothing happened
01:09:58You'll see soon enough
01:10:00Oh, please
01:10:01I really wanna die
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:06I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07Whoops
01:10:08Just crossed it again
01:10:10Whoops
01:10:10And again
01:10:12Nothing's happening
01:10:13I knew you was just letting you go
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:24Oh, stop!
01:10:25No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26No, Pop!
01:10:27Hey!
01:10:28Hey!
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:30Hey!
01:10:30I didn't do anything!
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the ER
01:10:36if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral come on major are you not
01:10:42gonna help your own brother how was he able to cross the line see this must be
01:10:46an illusion only the pure of heart can cross the line will somebody take my
01:10:54brother to the hospital please
01:11:02you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you go and hurt my brother oh please you hurt us first at
01:11:09first
01:11:09i was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake
01:11:15and a coward marissa thanks for taking this little life from me you blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:23you think anyone will want to marry you when you got nothing to offer
01:11:29when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:34don't touch my wife
01:11:38and instead tricksy gets a handsome and protective husband you can daydream all you want now tricksy
01:11:45but when the presidential contract arrives it'll hit you like a fucking truck that you're nothing
01:11:50but an ugly phony and i'm the queen of everything oh really then let me show you how it is
01:11:56i who has
01:11:56everything you want you've got nothing on me
01:12:03yes tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10goddess
01:12:11madam president i require your assistance yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:19get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:24did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states god i knew you were cheap
01:12:30but i didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:31i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa you're pathetic tricksy a secretary to remind everyone how i have the
01:12:38presidential contract coming
01:12:40miss wickham is correct i was on the phone with the president earlier only the most important people have madam
01:12:45president's direct line
01:12:47you hear that everyone there is no way lowlife tricksy could have called the president by herself
01:12:54she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00no my granddaughter would never do that reversing time just to heal someone's wound only the goddess healer can do
01:13:08that
01:13:08is tricksy really the goddess healer
01:13:18oh first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:23and now you tricksy are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:28is this how the working class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34you can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40look i don't know what circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous tricksy it ain't
01:13:46working you can't just fake the
01:13:50yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic tricksy you're an angel but the goddess
01:13:58healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex won't her followers
01:14:05be furious and riot against you no tricksy look i believe you you saved me whether you're a goddess
01:14:15or not you did that no matter what happens you are a goddess to me we'll riot against you now
01:14:23tear her
01:14:24tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart
01:14:31the vice president arrives
01:14:48who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:54your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been
01:15:03through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor tricksy hired pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming
01:15:15still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander
01:15:24armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this
01:15:30vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president
01:15:35he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me
01:15:43as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if tricksy picked up some washed up war hero
01:15:48we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing tricksy i told you now punish
01:15:57them
01:15:58vice president langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he
01:16:18single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years there wasn't
01:16:22for miss tricksy he would enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family
01:16:27not just your brother yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for
01:16:35my country i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn
01:16:47titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:17:02president i
01:17:03have swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:09let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives and danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are
01:17:22disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:33oh
01:17:42shoot wait that's the president
01:18:07i'm so sorry madam president that was they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the the fraud in the
01:18:13middle what is this oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military this is a war
01:18:20crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot
01:18:26whoever i want i have the presidential contract with great power comes great responsibility and this is
01:18:31the kind of gasterly creation you've made with the contract i gave you what are you doing reverse the
01:18:36poison and take it out of the president before it's too late that is easy there's no need
01:18:42i'll save everyone
01:18:47oh
01:18:56it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening tricksy doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:08she she she is
01:19:10she's a criminal
01:19:12don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:20healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar
01:19:24contract
01:19:35this contract
01:19:37yes thank you first gentlemen
01:19:57my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that you're the real virus
01:20:25here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives and that's something i cannot tolerate
01:20:30so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:36what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best
01:20:41biomedical products in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:54i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish you idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:24i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess here saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:37you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only
01:21:42it's me and it's
01:21:47her
01:22:03welcome goddess
01:22:16you really are the goddess of healing aren't you how else did you think i saved you
01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:29to help those in need and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:34no so that means the billion dollar contract it it was you who gave it to me
01:22:39then she took it away just like that
01:22:43that was our golden ticket you were once my fiance and best friend but after everything you've done
01:22:49we're officially getting ties with you both no please i swear i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:54i don't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:57it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59trixie has a heart of gold she's an amazing person and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06she's going to be my wife because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:16i love you
01:23:30all her goals all her clothes all that could have been mine this is all your fault
01:23:37you seduce me you were the one that came onto me you himbo please tracy give me another chance
01:23:48i want to be rich again i'll be your slave kiss the ground you walk on you've had your chance
01:23:54to
01:23:55apologize but it's too late now all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to
01:24:01benefit
01:24:01yourself you two should be locked up and she shall for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08arrest marissa and butch wickham it's all your fault marissa i never loved you it's your fault i was
01:24:16only with you for your money you were rich i'll see myself now rest assured goddess
01:24:24we will not be using these biomedical weapons my platform is spreading kindness just like you
01:24:31i knew you'd uphold our shared values that is why i saved you with these healing hands
01:24:38i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time well let's not let this wedding
01:24:45go to
01:24:45waste let's party wait what if we just got married right now yes well
01:24:57do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner i do i do you may kiss the bride
01:25:05you
01:25:07you
01:25:11you
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