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Kangaroo Jack (2003) [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:00:42Australia, the land down under, rugged, remote, inhospitable and dangerous, home to 20 million
00:00:53kangaroos, but there is one who is more elusive and clever than all the rest, and his name
00:01:01is Kangaroo Jack. But my story doesn't begin in Australia. It begins 20 years ago, halfway around
00:01:09the world, on a beach in Brooklyn. That's me, Charlie Carbone. Three things happened on this day that
00:01:18would change my life. First was that my mom met Sal. She hadn't dated much since dad died, but I
00:01:25could
00:01:25tell right away she was interested. Why shouldn't she be? Sal Maggio was a respected member of the
00:01:31community. Well, feared and respected. Well, feared. And that's Frankie Lombardo, fresh out of Juvenile
00:01:39Hall, where they named a wing after him. Sal was grooming Frankie to take over the family business,
00:01:45a family I was about to become a part of. The second thing that happened was that I met Louis
00:01:53Booker.
00:01:58Don't tell me. You got, uh, 75 cents in your bag pocket. You're wrong. It's a Captain Amazing
00:02:04Compass. Whoa! How much you want for it? It's not for sale. No way. Sorry. Want to play some ball?
00:02:11Nah, you play ball. I gotta check every square inch of this beach if I'm gonna make my car payment.
00:02:16You've got a car. No, but I will. Now, step aside. My uncle only rented me this metal detector for
00:02:22the day.
00:02:22And the third... Hey, kid. Most important thing that happened that day...
00:02:27Go long. ...was that I went out for a 20-yard pass.
00:02:31Unfortunately, there was only 15 yards worth of beach.
00:02:35And a really strong undertow. And I couldn't swim.
00:02:45Hey, kid! You lost her!
00:02:53Hey! Somebody help! I think there's a bitch out and I'll... I'll save you!
00:02:59No!
00:03:01Hey!
00:03:09That one moment changed my life.
00:03:12Because in all the years that followed, Lewis Booker was a lot better at getting me into trouble than getting
00:03:17me out.
00:03:18A dreamer in search of treasure who only found bottle caps.
00:03:22On that fateful day, Lewis saved my life.
00:03:24You see this guy?
00:03:26And I never forgot.
00:03:27He just saved your life.
00:03:28He wouldn't let me.
00:03:31And now, it's 20 years later.
00:03:33My new stepfather, Sal, set me up in my own business.
00:03:36A beauty salon.
00:03:37He did it for my mother.
00:03:39Of course, his goons come in every week and take 80% of the profits.
00:03:43That he did for himself.
00:03:45Hey!
00:03:45Ta-bon!
00:03:47And Lewis, the guy who saved my life, is now my closest friend.
00:03:51He thinks I can do a lot better than this, but he also thinks he looks like Denzel Washington.
00:03:56Uh, Toots, I was kind of hoping maybe you could ask Sal if I could keep a little lecture this
00:03:59week.
00:04:00You know, I'd love to make some improvements on the place.
00:04:02Yeah. You want to make improvements?
00:04:04Improve what's in this bag next week.
00:04:06Ugh.
00:04:08Look, man, I need a favor.
00:04:09I just got this job delivering TVs, but my partner got sick.
00:04:12He had one of those microwave chimichangas, man, so...
00:04:14Lewis, why do all your stories start off this way?
00:04:16So, I need your help.
00:04:17If I don't get these TVs off the truck, man, I don't get paid.
00:04:21This sounds illegal.
00:04:22Oh, no, no, no, Charlie, this is totally legit, man.
00:04:25I know the guy.
00:04:26Oh, yeah, just like you knew the guy who asked you to drive his dogs up from Florida.
00:04:29You remember him?
00:04:30Oh, so I'm supposed to know that a bunch of greyhounds were being used to smuggle diamonds?
00:04:36Look, man, I need your help on this one, all right?
00:04:38Two hours tops, that's all I need.
00:04:40This is really important for me.
00:04:42Lewis, you have a job.
00:04:44You call working in my uncle's meat market a job, Charlie?
00:04:47I sweep up cow guts and pig snouts all day, man.
00:04:50I need a job where I'm treated like a man, where I get some respect.
00:04:53Ain't that what Aretha said?
00:04:54R-E-S-P-E-C-T?
00:04:55Well, then, delivering TVs is definitely the answer.
00:04:59You're dying here, man.
00:05:00I need your help.
00:05:03Lewis, I'm busy here.
00:05:04Can't you see I'm busy?
00:05:05I was busy that day 20 years ago on the beach, too, man.
00:05:09But that stopped me from saving the skinny little white kid from failing and serving.
00:05:12No, Charlie, you know, I stopped what I was doing.
00:05:13I just grabbed my stuff and I jumped in and I saved this poor little white kid.
00:05:16Then nobody would get out and save him.
00:05:18Let's go.
00:05:18So I just jumped up and saved him myself.
00:05:20You're too easy.
00:05:23Hey there, Waffles.
00:05:25Got a kiss for your Uncle Charlie?
00:05:28Come on, man.
00:05:28What's wrong?
00:05:30It's just so frustrating.
00:05:31You have no idea how difficult it is to get anywhere when Sal Maggio is your stepfather.
00:05:34Hey, Sal bought you the beauty salon, didn't he?
00:05:36He barely lets me keep enough to stay alive.
00:05:38Hey, look.
00:05:39If Sal Maggio was my stepdaddy, you know what I'd be doing right now?
00:05:43Come on, Charlie.
00:05:44Break it down with me.
00:05:45Snake it.
00:05:46Come on, snake it.
00:05:47Whoa!
00:05:49It'd be a party, Charlie.
00:05:50It'd be a party.
00:05:52Pull over to the curb.
00:05:54Lewis?
00:05:54What?
00:05:55Whose truck is this?
00:05:56That I can't be certain of.
00:05:57It came with the TV.
00:05:58This is a stolen vehicle.
00:06:00Apparently, this is a stolen vehicle.
00:06:02Oh, my God.
00:06:03Pull over to the curb.
00:06:04Pull over to the curb.
00:06:09Lewis, pull the truck over.
00:06:10Just tell him the truth.
00:06:11Pull the truck over.
00:06:12Charlie, I can't pull the truck over, man.
00:06:13I'm still on probation from that Greyhound thing.
00:06:16Come on, Lewis.
00:06:18Watch out.
00:06:19Watch out.
00:06:19Here we go.
00:06:20Okay.
00:06:20You're bringing so many laws right now.
00:06:22Lewis, we go to jail.
00:06:23I'm going to tell everybody you're a hairdresser.
00:06:26Sidewalk, Lewis.
00:06:27Sidewalk.
00:06:29Look out.
00:06:29Are you crazy?
00:06:31Sorry.
00:06:31Excuse me.
00:06:32Red line.
00:06:33Ah!
00:06:39Oh!
00:06:40Oh!
00:06:40Oh!
00:06:40Oh!
00:06:40Oh!
00:06:40Oh!
00:06:46That wasn't my fault!
00:06:48Oh!
00:06:51Oh!
00:06:51It's my fault!
00:07:05Ah, Charlie!
00:07:09Almost hit my lucky jacket!
00:07:11Oh, what a relief. I forgot you were wearing your lucky jacket!
00:07:21Big problem!
00:07:24Bigger problem!
00:07:27Oh, no!
00:07:30What are you doing? Slow down!
00:07:32Oh, we're gonna make it! Hold on!
00:07:34We're not gonna make it!
00:07:36Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:07:40Woo!
00:07:44Now that's what I'm talking about!
00:07:46That's what I'm talking about!
00:07:48I think the dog just peed on my leg.
00:07:50No, I think I peed on here.
00:07:52Law units intersection blocked.
00:07:54Suspects are at large.
00:07:55Just pull the truck over. I am getting out.
00:07:57You can't bail on me now, man!
00:07:59Look, I gotta stash these TVs until the heat cools down!
00:08:01Come on, we got six TVs left.
00:08:05Five.
00:08:06Come on, let me get this up.
00:08:08Ah! Oh!
00:08:09Hey, is that Charlie?
00:08:11Tommy?
00:08:12What are you guys doing here?
00:08:14Your father didn't say you was coming.
00:08:16Sal?
00:08:16Yeah, this is his warehouse.
00:08:19I didn't know?
00:08:20You didn't know.
00:08:21I didn't know!
00:08:23Hey!
00:08:25You're brought in the heat here, Charlie!
00:08:27Are you crazy?
00:08:28I didn't know, Tommy!
00:08:29I swear, I didn't know!
00:08:35No!
00:08:37Wabbles! Come on!
00:08:39Wabbles!
00:08:40Oh, damn!
00:08:40This is the New York Police Department.
00:08:43We have you surrounded.
00:08:45It's...
00:08:45Come on, Charlie!
00:08:46Come on, hurry up!
00:08:49Wabbles!
00:08:49She's frozen with fear!
00:08:52Surrender now!
00:08:53Get out of there!
00:08:54Move!
00:08:54Come on, Lewis!
00:08:57Come on!
00:08:58What is wrong with you?
00:08:59It's not my fault!
00:09:00Wabbles is upset!
00:09:01Perhaps you should have thought of that before you took your dog on a crime spree!
00:09:06Come on, girl!
00:09:09Let's go!
00:09:10Let's go!
00:09:11Let's go!
00:09:12Let's go!
00:09:13Great!
00:09:16Dead end, Lewis.
00:09:18Dead end.
00:09:19No, it's not, Charlie.
00:09:20Look at this.
00:09:22I think I got a way out.
00:09:23You don't even know where that goes.
00:09:25No!
00:09:25We can do this.
00:09:31You can stay up here if you want.
00:09:32I'm going down that chute!
00:09:34I love you, mama!
00:09:35I love you!
00:09:35Hi, we're out!
00:09:37No!
00:09:39No!
00:09:41No!
00:09:42No!
00:09:53No!
00:09:58No!
00:10:00No!
00:10:01No!
00:10:01No!
00:10:01No!
00:10:01No!
00:10:01Right over here, where the guy has gone?
00:10:03We lost him.
00:10:03Standing by for further instructions. Over.
00:10:07Anything else you'd like me to help you with today?
00:10:09Well, that's pretty much it.
00:10:16In what police are calling one of the largest seizures of stolen goods in the history of New York City,
00:10:23thieves inexplicably led police to a treasure trove of stolen cars, furs, paintings.
00:10:30Lois Boker, you degenerate moron.
00:10:34Were these medieval times in your knight in shining armor,
00:10:37you would, I have no doubt, slay the maiden and save the dragon.
00:10:43Of course. Sal, if we could explain.
00:10:46As for you, Charlie, after the tragic death of your father,
00:10:50I married your mother promising her that I would raise you as my own.
00:10:54You chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain.
00:10:57And when you had to go to beauty school,
00:11:00those boys who lose their fathers early in life often do.
00:11:05I did not snivel at your intentions, did I?
00:11:08No, Salvatore, you did not. In fact...
00:11:10In fact, I bought a beauty parlor so she could sit on your lazy butt all day.
00:11:16Four and a half million you cost me. Were you anybody else?
00:11:20You'd be dead by now.
00:11:22Sal, we understand that you're upset.
00:11:24It's not your fault.
00:11:26What?
00:11:28A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse.
00:11:34And you, Charlie, or that mouse?
00:11:38Look at this.
00:11:40He takes it.
00:11:42Chicken blood.
00:11:45Excuse me, Sal.
00:11:47You said that he was a mouse,
00:11:49so that would be mouse blood, not chicken blood.
00:11:52Right?
00:11:54Go on, Sal, I'm here if you need me.
00:11:58The salient point is,
00:11:59I must continue to live with my lovely wife,
00:12:02and tears on her pillow are a plethora to me.
00:12:06Anathema to me.
00:12:07You see what they got me doing?
00:12:08I can't even talk straight.
00:12:09Take it easy, Sal.
00:12:10So?
00:12:13I'm giving you both another chance
00:12:16to redeem yourselves.
00:12:18Thank you, Sal. We won't disappoint you.
00:12:20No, we won't.
00:12:21Of that, I'm sure.
00:12:23Frankie.
00:12:26Hey, kid.
00:12:28Go along.
00:12:30Let your fellow boys in.
00:12:31The mission of absolution.
00:12:33It's simple.
00:12:34You take this envelope to JFK Airport.
00:12:37No problem.
00:12:38We catch tonight's flight from Sydney, Australia.
00:12:41Wow, that's, uh, you know,
00:12:42Lewis has got this thing.
00:12:44Yeah, see, uh,
00:12:45cause my mama, she got the gout,
00:12:47and if I'm not home to rub her feet,
00:12:48you know, her ankles just swell up,
00:12:50and she can't take her house shoes off.
00:12:51Yeah, this, uh, you know,
00:12:52this really isn't much warning.
00:12:53Need a warning?
00:12:55No.
00:12:57From Sydney,
00:12:58you take the old South Road due north
00:13:00to a place called Cooper Petey,
00:13:02where you meet a man named Mr. Smith.
00:13:05You give this envelope
00:13:06to Mr. Smith.
00:13:09Mr. Smith is expecting you
00:13:11no later than noon local time.
00:13:13You will not be late.
00:13:14What's in here, man?
00:13:15You will not look
00:13:16in that envelope
00:13:18under any circumstances.
00:13:20Understood?
00:13:21I can't hear you.
00:13:22Understood!
00:13:23Oh, yeah.
00:13:25Should you run into any problems,
00:13:26you can reach Mr. Smith
00:13:28at this phone number.
00:13:31Get out of here.
00:13:33I can't believe
00:13:34all of that stuff happened, man.
00:13:35I'm wearing my Lucky jacket.
00:13:37Lucky jacket.
00:13:38Lewis, you've been wearing
00:13:38that jacket for over 10 years,
00:13:40and I've never seen Lucky
00:13:41even remotely come near you.
00:13:43Nice.
00:13:45Australia.
00:13:46And then they're just gonna
00:13:47turn around
00:13:48and come right back again.
00:13:50It won't be so bad.
00:13:51Why not?
00:13:53We're canceling
00:13:54their return trip.
00:13:56Hey, Lewis,
00:13:57how much time we got left?
00:13:5914 hours.
00:14:00Man, when is the food coming?
00:14:02I'm starving.
00:14:03Oh, don't even worry about that.
00:14:05I got you covered.
00:14:08Bam!
00:14:10Are you, like,
00:14:11four years old?
00:14:12Well, if you're not hungry,
00:14:13I can always put these
00:14:14back in my pocket.
00:14:15Wait, wait, wait.
00:14:16I think I'll have this one.
00:14:18Oh, good choice.
00:14:28What is that?
00:14:29And why is my mouth
00:14:30on fire?
00:14:31Oh, that's the new
00:14:32superatomic jaw buster.
00:14:34Extra high.
00:14:37Are you trying to kill me?
00:14:43There's nothing wrong with this.
00:14:45It's not acting like a baby.
00:14:48All right, let me up.
00:14:50What for?
00:14:51How many things
00:14:52could I possibly have to do?
00:14:55My bad.
00:14:56My bad.
00:14:57Yeah.
00:14:58All right.
00:15:03Hey.
00:15:04How you doing?
00:15:06Good.
00:15:22Oh, my God.
00:15:26Hey, Charlie.
00:15:29Someone's in here.
00:15:30Hey, it's me, Charlie.
00:15:31Open up.
00:15:32What?
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:33What the?
00:15:34Hey, check this out.
00:15:34Hey, you're not supposed
00:15:35to open this.
00:15:36Hey, man, it's like
00:15:3650 grand there.
00:15:37Oh, my God.
00:15:38Something doesn't smell
00:15:39right here.
00:15:40Look at it.
00:15:40I know.
00:15:41I'm looking.
00:15:42I've never seen so much green
00:15:44in one little brown package.
00:15:45And now it's in my hands.
00:15:47Oh, it slipped out.
00:15:49Woo!
00:15:50Here, help me scoop it up.
00:15:51Oh, this is one big load.
00:15:53What a mess.
00:15:54I just want to roll around
00:15:55in it.
00:15:55Hand me the rest of the pile.
00:15:57Can I hold it?
00:15:58No.
00:15:59Dump it in the envelope.
00:16:00Maybe we should just flush it.
00:16:01We're not going to flush it.
00:16:02I'm going to put it in my pocket,
00:16:04leave this room,
00:16:05and take it to Australia.
00:16:07Well, if you're going to do that,
00:16:08give it here.
00:16:09Let me kiss it for good luck.
00:16:10You're not going to kiss it.
00:16:11It's bad enough you touched it.
00:16:12Charlie, before you put it away,
00:16:14can I at least smell it?
00:16:15Maybe later.
00:16:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:20It's not what it looks like.
00:16:32Thanks, please.
00:16:33Bye.
00:16:34Good day, mate.
00:16:35Good day.
00:16:37Good day.
00:16:38Could you try and not draw
00:16:39the attention of the entire airport?
00:16:41Why?
00:16:42What's wrong with you?
00:16:43The law states were only allowed
00:16:44to have $10,000.
00:16:45We are carrying $50,000
00:16:47of mob money.
00:16:49If they find it,
00:16:50I'm anticipating consequences.
00:16:52Like perhaps, I don't know,
00:16:53let's say prison.
00:16:55Hey.
00:16:55Good day, mate.
00:16:57You know what?
00:16:58It's my fault.
00:16:59I didn't keep the sentences
00:17:00short enough.
00:17:00Hey, I heard you, Charlie.
00:17:02All right?
00:17:03Now, if you're worried,
00:17:04give me the money.
00:17:05I'll walk it through.
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:08Let me see.
00:17:09Put my fate in your hands.
00:17:10This is such an agonizing decision.
00:17:12No.
00:17:14All right, then.
00:17:15Just remember,
00:17:16the key is to act like
00:17:17you don't have anything to hide.
00:17:19All right?
00:17:20Thanks, please.
00:17:21Watch the master.
00:17:24Good day.
00:17:28How are you doing, brother?
00:17:29Good.
00:17:30Good.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:42Good day, mate.
00:17:44Good day, you.
00:17:44All right.
00:17:47Thanks, boys.
00:17:55Good day, mate.
00:17:57They're my hairdressing scissors.
00:17:59They're my hairdressing scissors.
00:18:04I can, uh...
00:18:06I can explain about that money.
00:18:08You want to explain...
00:18:12$63?
00:18:15Lewis, I lost the money.
00:18:16What?
00:18:17I lost the money.
00:18:18Salvatore Maggio's money.
00:18:19Charlie, Charlie, calm down, all right?
00:18:21The trick is not to look suspicious.
00:18:25Make him watch this hand.
00:18:27Instead of this.
00:18:28Oh, my God.
00:18:30Had you going, didn't I?
00:18:32That is not funny, Lewis.
00:18:33Get in the car, baby.
00:18:35What's up?
00:18:36They didn't have a Cadillac?
00:18:37This is the Cadillac of the Outback.
00:18:39That is not a Cadillac.
00:18:47Come from a land of wonder.
00:18:50Yeah, yeah.
00:18:52Women growin' in wonder.
00:18:56Can you hear, can you hear the thunder?
00:19:00You better run, you better take cover
00:19:05You know, Charlie, this mysterious Mr. Smith that we're going to meet?
00:19:11I don't think that's his real name.
00:19:13Nothing escapes you, Lewis.
00:19:16What's eating you, man?
00:19:19Don't tell me this is about that girl on the plane.
00:19:21No, it's more than that.
00:19:23Hey, hey, Cooper Petey, Cooper Petey, right here.
00:19:25I got it, I got it, I got it.
00:19:26Here we go.
00:19:27Here we go.
00:19:29Let's face it, Lewis, I'm never going to find the right girl.
00:19:31You got to stop it with this never stuff, man.
00:19:34Two days ago, we never thought we'd be in Australia.
00:19:37But we're here.
00:19:38We're living in London, London.
00:19:42Come on, Charlie, give me a beat.
00:19:44Come on, play with the radio.
00:19:46Come on, man, I want to play with you.
00:19:47Give me a beat, man.
00:19:55Rolling in the land with the deep red sand.
00:19:57The big black men.
00:19:59The big black men.
00:20:03We're living in London, London.
00:20:05Woo!
00:20:07We're living in London, London.
00:20:10Oh, you better run.
00:20:13You better run.
00:20:14Come on.
00:20:16Hey, hey!
00:20:17Hey, hey!
00:20:25What the heck?
00:20:26My God.
00:20:29I killed a kangaroo.
00:20:34I never saw it.
00:20:37It's such a beautiful animal.
00:20:38It's the national symbol of Australia, and I killed it.
00:20:42Hey, don't worry about that, Charlie.
00:20:43I read in the book that the kangaroos are the rodents of the outback.
00:20:46We cool.
00:20:47Shouldn't we bury it or something?
00:20:49No, look, man, my uncle has one rule of thumb.
00:20:50He says whenever you hit something, you keep on rolling.
00:20:53So let's roll.
00:20:54You can't just leave it in the middle of the road.
00:20:55I got to at least pull it off to the side.
00:20:56Oh, well, you're pulling by yourself then.
00:20:59God, I'm so sorry, little buddy.
00:21:05Charlie, don't move.
00:21:06Stay right there.
00:21:08Lewis, what are you doing?
00:21:09Lewis, you guys look so adorable.
00:21:13Good day, mate.
00:21:14Stop that, Lewis.
00:21:15Hey, Charlie, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:21:17You know what he looks like?
00:21:19Jackie Legs.
00:21:21Jackie Legs from Canarsie with the goatee.
00:21:23Always wears the sunglasses.
00:21:25What are you talking about?
00:21:26Hold on, look.
00:21:28Okay, look at it, right there.
00:21:29Look at that.
00:21:32Jeez, that is Jackie Legs.
00:21:37All right, Lewis, enough.
00:21:38Come on, help me here.
00:21:39Uh-uh.
00:21:41It's lucky jacket time.
00:21:44Come on, Lewis, have some respect.
00:21:46It's bad enough we ran him over.
00:21:52Oh, come on, man.
00:21:53Just one picture for the Brooklyn crew.
00:21:56All right, just one.
00:21:57Oh, woo.
00:21:57Let's make this quick.
00:21:58Yeah, big boy.
00:21:59All right.
00:22:00Say cheese.
00:22:03All right, come on.
00:22:04Let's get this jacket off.
00:22:05We got things to do, Lewis.
00:22:07Whoa.
00:22:07Hey, come on, Charlie.
00:22:09One more.
00:22:11This could be our Christmas card.
00:22:17Lewis.
00:22:18What?
00:22:18What?
00:22:20What?
00:22:25Oh, Charlie.
00:22:30Oh, jeez.
00:22:34Look.
00:22:37We didn't hurt him after all.
00:22:38Looked like we did.
00:22:41You're a tough little guy, aren't you?
00:22:47Hey, look how tall he is.
00:22:56You all right, dog?
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:58Come on.
00:22:59Come on.
00:23:04I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.
00:23:11You want to know the best part?
00:23:13What?
00:23:13The best part is now I never have to see that stupid red jacket of yours again.
00:23:29Charlie.
00:23:30Charlie.
00:23:32What?
00:23:33The kangaroo got the money.
00:23:40I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and nothing happened away.
00:23:49The kangaroo has the money?
00:23:54The kangaroo has Salvador Maggio's $50,000.
00:23:59Yeah.
00:24:03Come on.
00:24:11Who puts a jacket with $50,000 on a kangaroo?
00:24:14A dead kangaroo.
00:24:16He was dead, Charlie.
00:24:19You should have just let me drown, Lewis.
00:24:21I mean it.
00:24:21When you had the chance, you should have just let me drown.
00:24:23But there he is.
00:24:23There he is right there.
00:24:26I see you now, sucker.
00:24:28Go, go, go, go.
00:24:29We got him.
00:24:29We got him.
00:24:30Go, go, go.
00:24:31Oh, look at that little fella go, Charlie.
00:24:33Look at him go.
00:24:34Woo.
00:24:36Woo.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:44Here we come, baby.
00:24:46Oh, we're gaining on him.
00:24:47Oh, my God.
00:24:48Look at the fella move, man.
00:24:55I'm going to pull up on your side, and I want you to reach out and grab the money.
00:24:57Piece of cake.
00:24:58See, you want me to just open the door and lean out of the speeding car?
00:25:01Fine, Charlie.
00:25:01We'll just drive past him and hope he hops in the Jeep.
00:25:06Here I go.
00:25:07Here I go.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:09There you go.
00:25:10Give me closer.
00:25:11Give me closer.
00:25:12Charlie, he's hopping like a rabbit.
00:25:14Closer.
00:25:14Give me a little closer, Lewis.
00:25:16Charlie, get closer, Charlie.
00:25:18Oh, come on.
00:25:18Get it, baby.
00:25:19Closer, Lewis.
00:25:20Oh, come on.
00:25:20Get the money, Charlie.
00:25:21A little closer, Lewis.
00:25:23I almost got it.
00:25:24Almost there.
00:25:24Come on, Charlie.
00:25:25I can't hold it.
00:25:26Oh.
00:25:34As it turns out, this is hard.
00:25:40What are these things?
00:25:42They're termite mouths.
00:25:43I read about them in the book.
00:25:45Careful, Lewis.
00:25:46You almost missed one.
00:25:49You mad ass, sucker.
00:25:55Go, go, go, go.
00:25:59Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:26:15I don't suppose you took the insurance.
00:26:20My uncle always told me that was just a rip-off.
00:26:24Oh.
00:26:28Ow.
00:26:31Don't worry, Charlie.
00:26:32We'll get the money back, all right?
00:26:34You can't go far.
00:26:36It's a continent, Lewis.
00:26:37You can go very far.
00:26:38I know it's a continent.
00:26:40I read the book.
00:26:41You happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
00:26:47No, but I did read the chapter on how an aboriginal can kill a white man with a twig.
00:26:51You want to see that one?
00:26:57Huh?
00:27:00I don't know.
00:27:04Ow!
00:27:10Um.
00:27:13Oh.
00:27:14Oh.
00:27:16Oh.
00:27:17Oh.
00:27:26The old Allison.
00:27:28Come on, Lewis, I'll buy you a beer and we'll catch you into the Knicks game.
00:27:34Two beers. Big beers.
00:27:36Hey, look here. I'm gonna call Mr. Smith, you know, let him know there's been a slight delay.
00:27:41Slight delay? Yeah, but we're working on it, all right?
00:27:44Give me his number.
00:27:48Hey, uh, where's your phone?
00:27:50I ran near the Dannys.
00:27:51You guys have a Dannys?
00:27:53No, the Danni.
00:27:55The Bog Choff.
00:27:56The Long Drop.
00:27:58The Thunderbox.
00:27:59You know what, um, I'm just gonna look for her by the bathroom.
00:28:02All right?
00:28:06Shh.
00:28:09Now, there's a yankster can drink.
00:28:13Any yankster can drink, it's all right with me.
00:28:17Good night.
00:28:18My name's Blue.
00:28:20Uh, Charlie.
00:28:21Ha-ha. Nice to meet you, Chazza.
00:28:24Charlie.
00:28:25That's it, Chazza.
00:28:28We're only two hours late.
00:28:30You should be a reasonable and understanding man.
00:28:35What?
00:28:36Uh, Mr. Smith.
00:28:37Uh, yeah, you might not know me, but, uh...
00:28:40Where are you, bludgeon?
00:28:42I'm out here in the back of Bullitt McCanker after me ears in heat stroke, waiting for you
00:28:47two yanks.
00:28:48Where's me package?
00:28:49Uh, it's been temporarily misplaced.
00:28:54I don't reckon you respect me very much.
00:28:56First you steal my package, and now you're on the phone razzin' me about it.
00:29:00We didn't steal your package, I swear!
00:29:02Look, we're gonna get it back!
00:29:04You'd be a banger short of a Barbie if you didn't.
00:29:06When I find ya...
00:29:07You better get ready to cough it up, otherwise...
00:29:09I'll chop you into snags and feed you to the crocs.
00:29:13Mr. Smith!
00:29:14Have a nice day.
00:29:28A kangaroo, a kangaroo, a kangaroo.
00:29:31Wildlife Foundation.
00:29:35Oh, Lewis, this is Blue.
00:29:38Blue, this is Lewis.
00:29:39Hey, Blue.
00:29:40What'd Mr. Smith say?
00:29:41He was nice.
00:29:42He was nice.
00:29:43He said everything was cool.
00:29:44Really?
00:29:46He did say that we should do our best to get the package back.
00:29:49Ah, right.
00:29:50The package.
00:29:51Ah, the package!
00:29:53Uh, Charlie?
00:29:55Order me another drink.
00:29:56I got a plan.
00:30:02This just isn't my day.
00:30:05Oh, yeah.
00:30:11You mind leaving a little for the camels?
00:30:15You're American.
00:30:16You're American.
00:30:17And you're drinking water that comes from a stagnant pond.
00:30:19Oh.
00:30:20I'm from Brooklyn.
00:30:21I've had a lot worse.
00:30:22The name's Lewis.
00:30:23The name's Jesse.
00:30:25Oh, nice to meet you.
00:30:26Want to give me a hand?
00:30:28Okay.
00:30:32No offense, but these are the ugliest rabbits I've ever seen.
00:30:36They're called bilbies.
00:30:37They're almost extinct.
00:30:38In fact, it's up to these guys to repopulate the entire Devil's Marbles area.
00:30:43Somebody's gonna be having fun tonight.
00:30:46That's the plan.
00:30:47Looks like you're gonna need a couple more bilbies, though.
00:30:50Well, if the foundation I work for had more money.
00:30:54You mean the Wildlife Foundation?
00:30:56Mm-hmm.
00:30:56You work here?
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:58Oh, thank you, Lord.
00:31:00This is great.
00:31:01Look, I need some help.
00:31:03See, I put my lucky jacket on the back of a dead kangaroo who came to life and then hopped
00:31:07off with all my money.
00:31:08You do need help.
00:31:09No, no, no, no.
00:31:10I'm for real.
00:31:11Can you help me?
00:31:13Do you have any idea where he is?
00:31:16No.
00:31:17Well, it seems to me you need an airplane.
00:31:19You need a tranquilizer gun.
00:31:20Huh?
00:31:22You need a list.
00:31:37Huh?
00:31:39Huh?
00:31:43Really?
00:31:47Huh?
00:31:48Huh?
00:31:49Huh?
00:31:51Huh?
00:31:51Huh?
00:31:52Huh?
00:31:53Huh?
00:31:53Huh?
00:31:53Huh?
00:31:53Come on, come on!
00:31:54Come on, come on!
00:31:55Come on, come on, come on!
00:31:57Come on, come on!
00:31:58What's up with you?
00:31:59What are you doing?!
00:32:00Tele!
00:32:00Car!
00:32:02Come on!
00:32:04Give me one sec, guys.
00:32:06We've got to see this guy's magazine.
00:32:07drink he's unbelievable i figured out how we're gonna catch that kangaroo first we hit it with
00:32:12the car now you want to blow its head off no this is a tranquilizer doc it works in three
00:32:20stages
00:32:21stage one temporary blindness stage two partial paralysis and stage three complete shutdown of
00:32:27all molar skills totally humane sounds humane i said it was temporary look i walked to this
00:32:34wildlife office and there's this american girl that works there and she is
00:32:49epileptic her name is jesse and i told her the story i even showed her a picture of the kangaroo
00:32:54you told her the kangaroo has fifty thousand dollars i told her the kangaroo has four thousand dollars
00:32:59and our passports not bad yeah she told me the best way to find a kangaroo is by air what's
00:33:07that
00:33:08number two bush plane that we can hire i like it let's go call
00:33:18if i didn't know you better i'd say this is a honey of a plan dang skip it
00:33:25excuse me mate i'm gonna point percy at the porcelain
00:33:32gee i almost made it
00:33:39pilot's personal number
00:33:57lewis
00:33:59do you have a backup plan
00:34:05i sure hope the two pots of coffee and the red bow we gave him were enough hey man how
00:34:12you doing up
00:34:12there never better mate why do you ask no reason it's just that you were passed out an hour ago
00:34:19that's just me
00:34:20morning morning ritual mate
00:34:21i couldn't help but notice that this is the flying dingo four what happened to the one two and three
00:34:39now use the word in a sentence
00:34:43amorphous having no definite form shapeless as in
00:34:49after joey clams got whacked his head was amorphous that was excellent now let's move to the next level
00:34:56i think you should take this
00:35:00hello
00:35:05i grieve to hear that mr smith of course we had a deal please advise me if this situation changes
00:35:18those two mama luke's didn't show our friend feels they pocketed the 50 g's
00:35:24maybe they figured it out my stepson couldn't figure out a cheese sandwich
00:35:28if they spotted him the pompernickel and the provolone so what do you want to do
00:35:34you possess a valid passport
00:35:36i can't see anything from up here hey do you think you can take us down a little lower hang
00:35:46on your
00:35:46knickers we're going in
00:35:51a little lower a little lower
00:35:59look out for that
00:36:04could you please not do that again thank you hey charlie look to the left
00:36:12kangaroos they're kangaroos all right a lot of kangaroos
00:36:16not with a red jacket though you think it could be someplace else wait look look it's jackie legs
00:36:23there he is that's him that's him i knew this would work blue bring this around yeah right
00:36:34get me there blue
00:36:45now get up right on his tail and stay with him no matter what
00:36:49wow hey say hello to my little friend
00:36:56i've got you now jackie legs i'm gonna get you now
00:37:06you hit him i don't know he's still hopping maybe it takes a little time for it to take a
00:37:12back yeah all right
00:37:16charlie
00:37:20oh my god uh mate
00:37:23yes got a bit of a wrinkle here the old optics are on the fritz stage one temporary blindness
00:37:33whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa was that the engine no that was me for some
00:37:39reason i can't move me out stage two partial paralysis
00:37:44charlie can you lean over here and take the stick i can still work the foot pedals oh god take
00:37:50the stick
00:37:50firmly in hand
00:37:52oh
00:37:53oh
00:37:53oh
00:37:54oh
00:37:54oh
00:37:55oh
00:37:55stage three
00:37:57total shutdown of motor skills
00:38:00oh
00:38:01english blue english
00:38:03stage four
00:38:06pirate crash
00:38:07Oh, my God.
00:38:44Oh, my God.
00:38:56You okay?
00:38:57Yeah.
00:38:58You sure?
00:38:58Yeah.
00:38:59Good.
00:39:00Because I'm going to beat you soft, Lewis.
00:39:02Like this is my fault?
00:39:03First rule of aviation, you never shoot the pilot.
00:39:06Assume crash positions.
00:39:08Blue, we already crashed.
00:39:12Oh, right.
00:39:14No worries then.
00:39:23Can I help you?
00:39:25You think some friends of mine passed through here?
00:39:28A couple of Yangs?
00:39:31Friends?
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:33I promised the family back home I'd take care of them.
00:39:38Hello?
00:39:39Hello?
00:39:40Come on, you got to do something, man.
00:39:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:44Hello?
00:39:45Hello?
00:39:46Charlie, come on, man.
00:39:47We got to do something.
00:39:48What can we do?
00:39:49We have to sit here and hope that Santa Claus over there can fix the radio or someone comes
00:39:52looking for us.
00:39:54Actually, someone is looking for us.
00:40:00Mr. Smith.
00:40:03Lewis.
00:40:04He didn't say what I said he said.
00:40:07What did he say that you didn't say he said?
00:40:09He thinks we stole his package, man, so he's coming after us.
00:40:13And he mentioned this little thing about cutting us up into little bitty pieces and snacks
00:40:16for a crocodile.
00:40:17Then the phone went out, man, and I couldn't hear the rest of it.
00:40:18If Smith thinks that we stole his money, then by now Sal thinks that we stole his money.
00:40:21Hey, man, Sal's not going to hurt us.
00:40:23He's married to your mother.
00:40:25If Sal Maggio thinks we stole his money, he'll kill us in front of my mother, then make
00:40:29her clean it up.
00:40:30All we have to do is find the money before Mr. Smith finds us, and everything is okay.
00:40:34I see.
00:40:34So what you're saying is that we should find the money.
00:40:37Yes.
00:40:37How, Lewis?
00:40:38How?
00:40:39How are we going to catch a kangaroo on foot?
00:40:46I got it.
00:40:48You ever heard of Devil's Marbles?
00:40:50Due East.
00:40:51Bit of a walk, though.
00:40:52Why?
00:40:53What's there?
00:40:54The lady I told you about at the wildlife office.
00:40:56The epileptic?
00:40:57Yes.
00:40:58She works with animals, and I bet you anything she can help us catch Jackie Legs.
00:41:01Oh, please.
00:41:02Charlie.
00:41:04It's better than being cut up into little bitty pieces, man.
00:41:06Not if you go first and I get to watch.
00:41:09Look, uh, you blacks go ahead.
00:41:11I'll fix the money.
00:41:12I'll be right with you.
00:41:14Which way's east, man?
00:41:16Uh, no way.
00:41:18Let's go, man.
00:41:19No, no, no, no.
00:41:20Wait there.
00:41:21That way.
00:41:25Charlie?
00:41:26Uh-huh.
00:41:27I'm worried about waffles.
00:41:29Do you think she'll be okay with Sal?
00:41:31Oh, sure.
00:41:32As long as she doesn't dig up any bodies in the backyard, she should be just fine.
00:41:38Good.
00:41:40How far did Blue say this place was?
00:41:43He didn't.
00:41:44He just said it was due east.
00:41:46So is Brooklyn.
00:41:55You're the guide?
00:41:56Yes, sir.
00:41:58My name's Mr. Jimmy.
00:41:59First-rate expert outback guide.
00:42:01You'd be most happy with me.
00:42:04Can't frickin' start.
00:42:07Hey, uh, listen, you know where we can get some guns around here?
00:42:10No worries.
00:42:11You boys hunters.
00:42:17I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-Hoo I drank in the eighth grade.
00:42:22Shh, shh, shh.
00:42:23Let me go.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25Dingo's.
00:42:28Hey, that one kind of looks like waffles.
00:42:30Yeah, waffles had a crazed look in his eye and his face caked in blood.
00:42:34Charlie?
00:42:36Why are they staring at me like that?
00:42:39Because I'm a green leaf salad and you're the all-you-can-eat buffet.
00:42:45Hey, hey, Charlie, you gotta help me out, man.
00:42:46They gonna get me like they got that baby.
00:42:50Whoa.
00:42:51Feel that?
00:42:52Wind suddenly picked up.
00:42:53It's like all of a sudden the air conditioner's fixed.
00:42:57Charlie, where the Dingo's going?
00:42:59I think something bad is about to happen here, Lewis.
00:43:02Oh, hey, Charlie.
00:43:04Look.
00:43:06Oh, this feels good.
00:43:08I feel like I can fly.
00:43:10Lewis!
00:43:11Ah!
00:43:12Lewis!
00:43:14Fly!
00:43:17Lewis!
00:43:18I want to go back to Brooklyn!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:23Come in, Tansy.
00:43:25Over.
00:43:25Read you.
00:43:26Over.
00:43:27Boy, am I glad to hear you.
00:43:29Listen, I've crashed me plane.
00:43:31Can you send some help?
00:43:32Your location.
00:43:33Over.
00:43:34It's, uh, west of the Simpsons and, uh, just south of Kings Canyon.
00:43:42Tansy.
00:43:43You read me, Tansy?
00:43:44Who?
00:43:46Tansy.
00:43:49Do you read me?
00:43:52Must have been some kind of freak sandstorm.
00:43:55Think so?
00:43:56Well, I think you need to eat.
00:43:59Your blood sugar's getting low.
00:44:01Stop it, Lewis.
00:44:02Okay?
00:44:03Please, just stop it.
00:44:05You know what I could really go for right about now?
00:44:08Some Roscoe's chicken and waffles.
00:44:10The side of grits and the side of gravy.
00:44:13I love listening to you.
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:15What better you had one of those ice mocha schmocha things from Starbucks.
00:44:20They're so cold and creamy.
00:44:23My God.
00:44:34Can you believe this?
00:44:37Can you believe our luck?
00:44:39Oh.
00:44:39What are the chances?
00:44:43It's a miracle.
00:44:45It's a miracle.
00:44:46Ha, ha, ha.
00:44:47Oh, yeah.
00:44:52Ha, ha, ha.
00:44:55Tunes.
00:44:58Ha, ha, ha.
00:45:01Ha, ha, ha.
00:45:03Hey, Lewis.
00:45:04What are you waiting for?
00:45:07Come on.
00:45:08Hop in.
00:45:11Hey, look.
00:45:13They got Slurpees.
00:45:15Oh, Charlie.
00:45:21Brain freeze.
00:45:26It seems so real.
00:45:30That's why they call it a mirage.
00:45:32At least you got to have fun for a few minutes.
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36Because my brain is frying and I'm losing contact with reality.
00:45:40You don't understand this because this is how you usually function.
00:45:46That was uncalled for, Charlie.
00:45:49Was it?
00:45:51Every decision you make, Lewis, is a disaster.
00:45:54That's right, Charlie.
00:45:55Just blame me.
00:45:57That way you relieve yourself of all responsibility.
00:46:00But let me tell you something.
00:46:02It's easier to mock than to do.
00:46:05And you do nothing.
00:46:06You just complain and whine like a woman.
00:46:10You want to see me do something?
00:46:12Oh, bring it on, queen of the desert.
00:46:35Lewis.
00:46:37Lewis.
00:46:38Lewis, wait a second.
00:46:39I'm having another one of those mirages.
00:46:42And this one's a beauty.
00:46:57Charlie.
00:46:58Shh.
00:47:00Lewis, please.
00:47:01Let me just enjoy this.
00:47:18How you doing?
00:47:20Good.
00:47:21You?
00:47:22Good.
00:47:23Good.
00:47:34Lewis.
00:47:36They feel so real.
00:47:39Oh.
00:47:42Oh.
00:47:42Oh.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:45Oh.
00:47:47Oh.
00:47:49Oh.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:53It's you.
00:47:54Yeah, it's me.
00:47:55Love the jacket, Charlie.
00:47:57It's hard to get something that fits my shoulders.
00:47:59Nice.
00:48:01How'd you know red was my favourite colour?
00:48:03You can talk.
00:48:05And I can sing.
00:48:06I said a hip hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip hip hop.
00:48:10And you don't stop the rock, do the bang bang,
00:48:12boogie set up, jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to the boogie.
00:48:14This is great.
00:48:15So I am Jackie Legs.
00:48:17And I'd like to say hello to the black, the white...
00:48:20Jackie, Mr Legs.
00:48:23If you could find your way clear to give me back my money...
00:48:26Money?
00:48:28Oh, you mean that money.
00:48:33Stop that.
00:48:34Stop that.
00:48:36Stop that.
00:48:37Hey, stop that.
00:48:38Please, if Sal finds out...
00:48:40If I find out what, Charlie, that you lost my money...
00:48:45Sal?
00:48:46I asked you to do something for me.
00:48:48This is not that.
00:48:49It wasn't my fault.
00:48:50It was Louis.
00:48:51Say what?
00:48:52My fault.
00:48:53That's how you pay me back after I saved your life?
00:48:55Louis?
00:48:56Next time you drown in an ocean, call Free Willy.
00:49:00Let Willy set you free.
00:49:02You know what, Sal?
00:49:04You were right about him.
00:49:05Chicken blood.
00:49:06Smell it on his father.
00:49:08Smell it on him.
00:49:09Chicken blood.
00:49:11Oi, chicken blood.
00:49:12Chicken blood.
00:49:13Chicken blood.
00:49:14Chicken blood.
00:49:14Chicken blood.
00:49:14Chicken blood.
00:49:15Oh.
00:49:18Oh.
00:49:24Here.
00:49:26Drink this.
00:49:27It'll bring down the swelling.
00:49:31Unfortunately, it'll also make your testicles fall off.
00:49:37I'm kidding
00:49:41It won't bring down the swelling
00:50:00That bloody time
00:50:07Where are they?
00:50:09Piss off
00:50:11Fifteen years special air services
00:50:12Behind the line
00:50:14I've done it hard mate
00:50:15Forgot more than you ever learned
00:50:17You'll get nothing from me
00:50:20Devil's marbles
00:50:21Took off on foot about ten hours ago
00:50:23See that wasn't so difficult
00:50:34Knock knock
00:50:36Very funny
00:50:37Can't be too careful
00:50:40Yeah I'm sorry about that
00:50:42I didn't think they were real
00:50:45Oh no
00:50:45I mean I thought they were real
00:50:47I just didn't think you
00:50:48Relax
00:50:48I know what you mean
00:50:49Lewis explain
00:50:52Listen
00:50:53Lewis and I have a little problem
00:50:55And I already told him
00:50:56I can't help you find your rue
00:50:57I've got to get back to Alice Springs
00:50:59Sorry
00:51:02That's okay
00:51:03I understand
00:51:10What?
00:51:11Look
00:51:13Lewis told me you
00:51:14Need some money to help
00:51:15Repopulate the earth
00:51:16With your rabbits
00:51:17Bilby's
00:51:19Bilby's
00:51:21How about this
00:51:22We give you $2,000
00:51:24You help us get our stuff back
00:51:27$2,000?
00:51:29Strictly business
00:51:29No strings attached
00:51:31What do you say
00:51:31We got a deal?
00:51:32Deal
00:51:33Great
00:51:34Hustle makes it happen
00:51:35Let's get moving
00:51:36Now?
00:51:37You see
00:51:38Our passports
00:51:39Are just about to expire
00:51:41Nine of the ten
00:51:42Most poisonous snakes
00:51:43In the world
00:51:44Live in Australia
00:51:45And they all come out at night
00:51:48How do you feel about a morning start?
00:51:57Doesn't get any better than this, Lewis
00:51:59Blue skies
00:52:00Fresh air
00:52:01And who even knew
00:52:02There were camels in Australia?
00:52:04These are noble beasts, my friend
00:52:06Proud
00:52:08Majestic
00:52:10Oh, come on
00:52:12Get used to it, boys
00:52:13Camels do that
00:52:17I don't want to seem nosy
00:52:18But do you have some sort of plan here?
00:52:20There hasn't been rain for weeks, right?
00:52:24Oh, God
00:52:25Come on
00:52:27Well, when the water dries up in the basins
00:52:29The kangaroos head for the rivers
00:52:32Oh!
00:52:33So that means we have two choices
00:52:34The Fink River
00:52:35Or the Todd
00:52:36And since the Fink is 200 miles away
00:52:38I'm leaning toward the Todd
00:52:40All righty then
00:52:41To the Todd
00:52:42To the Todd
00:52:42To the Todd
00:52:45Lewis, what are you eating?
00:52:46I picked a bunch of berries
00:52:47When we were at camp, man
00:52:48Jessie said they were cool
00:52:50They smell just like a bowl of fruity pebbles
00:52:52Right before you add the milk
00:52:54Go on, take a whiff
00:52:56No, thank you
00:52:57Okay
00:53:02Give me some of those berries
00:53:03Come on, quick
00:53:03Come on, take some
00:53:03Take some
00:53:04Give me some of these
00:53:08Man
00:53:09These do smell pretty good
00:53:11Chicks in New York
00:53:12They pay big money to smell like that, right?
00:53:14They're called snake skinnily berries
00:53:16Set
00:53:17Impressive
00:53:18How long you been in Australia?
00:53:19I moved here with a friend from Milwaukee
00:53:21Three years ago
00:53:22For a semester abroad
00:53:23And I never went back
00:53:24Milwaukee
00:53:25You know, I once had a
00:53:28Oh!
00:53:29Oh!
00:53:31What is with these camels?
00:53:35That one was me
00:53:38I swear to God
00:53:40We passed that same bush
00:53:41Two hours ago
00:53:42What is going on?
00:53:44Well, it says here
00:53:45What, again with the map?
00:53:47Hey, why'd you sit on your head
00:53:48Try thinking with your butt?
00:53:50Hey, Frankie, look
00:53:51Maybe this hump
00:53:52Can tell us where we are
00:53:56How you doing?
00:53:58Got trained to the net
00:53:59Crashed me plane
00:54:00Rescue party
00:54:00Knocked me out
00:54:01And left me to die
00:54:01All because of the bloody boom
00:54:06We're looking for Alice Springs, you know
00:54:09It's straightforward, Mike
00:54:10What a battle lift
00:54:12Why not?
00:54:13Get in
00:54:14I'll be
00:54:19So what do you think?
00:54:21Oh
00:54:22Now when do the kangaroos come here?
00:54:25Come on
00:54:28This looks like a good spot
00:54:29If there's a kangaroo within 500 miles
00:54:31He'll show up here eventually
00:54:34So when our guy shows up
00:54:36How are we going to catch him?
00:54:37You know what?
00:54:38I've been thinking about that
00:54:42You ever thrown a bola?
00:54:45What?
00:54:45Round, round, baby
00:54:47Round, round
00:54:48Standing that on me
00:54:50I don't need no man
00:54:52Got my kicks for free
00:54:53Oh, you're right
00:54:55Stood by
00:54:56Gonna be down low
00:54:57I don't need nobody
00:54:59But my honey's gonna go
00:55:01Round, baby
00:55:02Round, round
00:55:03Standing that on me
00:55:05I don't need no man
00:55:07Got my kicks for free
00:55:08If you hate me
00:55:10I will show you
00:55:12How to bring me
00:55:14Into something new
00:55:16If you want me
00:55:18Run away now
00:55:20If you stop me
00:55:22Then I'll hit the ground
00:55:27Round, round, baby
00:55:29Round, round
00:55:30Standing that on me
00:55:31I don't need no man
00:55:33Yo, what's a boomer?
00:55:36What?
00:55:37A boomer
00:55:37Oh, a kangaroo
00:55:39Those two of your folks
00:55:40Americans
00:55:41They were chasing after
00:55:42His kangaroo
00:55:43In a red, shiny jacket
00:55:46Don't that doc
00:55:47Lewis Booker
00:55:47Always wear a shiny red jacket
00:55:49Yeah
00:56:05Never should have left the pub
00:56:09Oh, yes
00:56:10Oh, yeah
00:56:11Is this an Olympic event?
00:56:12Because I am Bolo Man
00:56:13I am Bolo Man
00:56:15Bingo
00:56:16Bingo?
00:56:17Where?
00:56:17No, no, no, no, no
00:56:18Bingo
00:56:18Look
00:56:18Nice call, Jesse
00:56:20So that's Jackie Legs
00:56:22Kangaroo Jack in the flesh
00:56:23Hey, hey, hey
00:56:24You can't get in here like that
00:56:25He'll just take off running
00:56:26So what do we do?
00:56:28We have to disguise ourselves
00:56:30Get rid of our human scent
00:56:32And how are we going to do that?
00:56:41We need to get a little closer
00:56:42Now the only time we move
00:56:45Is when he's feeding
00:56:47This is very important
00:56:49Don't make any sudden movements
00:56:51Or sounds
00:56:52Okay
00:56:53Got it
00:56:55There he goes
00:57:06Lewis
00:57:08Lewis, what is your problem?
00:57:13Man, I got a family of ants crawling up my leg
00:57:15Just ignore them
00:57:16I thought she said no sudden movements
00:57:17Boys, boys
00:57:19Hello?
00:57:22We're close enough
00:57:23Spread out
00:57:24Charlie
00:57:27I'm having a picnic in my shorts
00:57:29And I brought the sweets
00:57:30Lewis, just keep it together
00:57:31Okay
00:57:33Keep together, Lewis
00:57:36Keep together
00:57:38Oh
00:57:40Oh
00:57:42Oh
00:57:43Oh
00:57:44Oh
00:57:45Oh
00:58:08This is great
00:58:08This is just great
00:58:10Now what are we going to do?
00:58:11Well, there's no more we can do today
00:58:13We'll just have to wait
00:58:14I have a pretty good idea
00:58:15Where they'll be tomorrow
00:58:16Tomorrow?
00:58:17No, no, no
00:58:17This has got to happen today
00:58:19We'll pitch camp here
00:58:20I'll get the fire
00:58:21Oh
00:58:23Oh, God
00:58:24Wow
00:58:25Hey, sorry about that, man
00:58:27I was under attack
00:58:28That's all right
00:58:28Look at her
00:58:29She thinks she's so much smarter than us
00:58:32I'm pretty sure she is, Charlie
00:58:35Let me ask you something, Mr. Jimmy
00:58:38Where do I go if I'm looking for a missing kangaroo?
00:58:43Sky is dry for many months
00:58:46Wind is quiet from the
00:58:48Kangaroos, Jim
00:58:49Where are they?
00:58:51Well, the best bet's right here
00:58:52Owen Springs
00:58:56Yeah
00:58:58Yeah
00:59:09Sometimes I push up the fire
00:59:13Spread my weights
00:59:16And soar
00:59:17And I'll never be turned back to this crazy love
00:59:27What are you doing?
00:59:28Whoa!
00:59:29Jesse!
00:59:30I was going to take a bath.
00:59:32Go.
00:59:35Yes!
00:59:36No.
00:59:36Look, I'm hot, I'm filthy, and I want to take a bath.
00:59:40You can stay, you can go.
00:59:41Makes no difference to me.
00:59:43Well, I'm not leaving.
00:59:44I was here first.
00:59:45Suit yourself.
01:00:00It's gorgeous.
01:00:04Hey, what are you looking at?
01:00:06Well, you look first.
01:00:07Well, yeah, I look.
01:00:09So I look too, all right?
01:00:13Come near me, I'll kill you.
01:00:14So nervous.
01:00:17You have absolutely no effect on me.
01:00:20No?
01:00:21You think you do.
01:00:23Just stating the obvious.
01:00:25You are so not even my type.
01:00:26You could kiss me right now, and it wouldn't make the slightest.
01:00:34Difference.
01:00:36Nothing?
01:00:37No.
01:00:38Sorry.
01:00:39Hey, well, I hate to break it to you, honey, but that kiss did absolutely nothing for me either.
01:00:44Well, I'm not surprised if that's the best you can kiss.
01:00:47Oh, you want to see the best I can kiss.
01:00:49As a matter of fact, I...
01:00:56See?
01:00:59Nothing.
01:01:01Same here.
01:01:02Nothing.
01:01:03Really?
01:01:05All right.
01:01:06I'll admit it.
01:01:08This is the most sensual, romantic moment of my entire life.
01:01:22And now it's over.
01:01:43And now it's over.
01:01:44What's going on?
01:01:46We're in a little bit of trouble.
01:01:48A little?
01:01:49I've been following camel tracks all bloody morning, so let's make short work in this.
01:01:55Where's me, Mola?
01:01:56For God's sake, is all this over $4,000?
01:02:03It's more, isn't it?
01:02:06How much more?
01:02:08$46,000 more.
01:02:10And every cent of it's mine.
01:02:12Now, there are two ways of doing this.
01:02:14And one of them's a lot less painful than the other.
01:02:19Where's the money?
01:02:22See, what had happened was, we was driving, and then, you know, we hit this kangaroo, and
01:02:26I was wearing my lucky jacket, so...
01:02:27Wrong answer.
01:02:28Your mate, Blue, told us that yarn about the boomer.
01:02:34Mate, I hope for your sake you were stupid enough to hide that money in them saddlebags.
01:02:39You gotta believe us.
01:02:40Nah, you gotta believe me.
01:02:42But I'm there.
01:02:43I'm gonna carve you up piece by piece.
01:02:50So it's safe to assume you're not on vacation.
01:02:53No.
01:02:55Charlie's stepfather's a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent here to deliver a package.
01:02:58Oh, and you got me into the middle of this?
01:03:00I'm so sorry, Jesse.
01:03:01I never thought this would happen.
01:03:03You lied to me.
01:03:09What do you not?
01:03:12Bad news, fellas.
01:03:13You were telling the truth.
01:03:15So, who wants to go first?
01:03:20We can find your money.
01:03:22If you kill us now, you'll never get it.
01:03:24I'm a listener.
01:03:25I know a feeding ground near Owen Springs.
01:03:28The Eucalyptus Grove a few kilometers from here, that's where they'll be.
01:03:35I'll take the sheiline and ride ahead.
01:03:38Jesse.
01:03:39Come on.
01:03:39I didn't do it for you.
01:03:44Listen up.
01:03:46Once we're out of sight, I want you to take our friends here out to King's Canyon.
01:03:51You know what to do with them, but don't go back.
01:03:54Make it look natural.
01:03:55Two yanks tragically carking it, and I'm apologetic out back.
01:04:04We're going in the wrong direction.
01:04:08They're going to kill us, Charlie.
01:04:09God only knows what they're going to do to Jesse.
01:04:12I should have stopped this 20 years ago.
01:04:16What are you talking about?
01:04:17The first time Sal came to my mother's house, I knew he was no good.
01:04:20But he bought me this first baseman's mitt, that Don Mattingly model.
01:04:23Oh, that was a great myth.
01:04:25I still feel bad about losing him.
01:04:27When he left, my mom asked me what I thought of him.
01:04:29And I said, oh, I like him.
01:04:31I should have stood up to him that day and thrown him out of my house.
01:04:35Charlie, you were 10.
01:04:36Sal was right, Louis.
01:04:38I got chicken blood.
01:04:40I had it my whole life.
01:04:45But that stops right now.
01:04:48Louis, reach into my pants.
01:04:50Oh, Charlie, don't do this.
01:04:52Go out like a man.
01:04:53Look, we all have urges.
01:04:55I remember this one time.
01:04:57There was this well-built Latino.
01:04:59Louis, my scissors.
01:05:00Reach into my pants and get my scissors.
01:05:03Okay.
01:05:06Okay, Louis.
01:05:08Are you ready to go?
01:05:10You bet.
01:05:14You think you can distract him?
01:05:16You mean, make him watch this hand instead of this one?
01:05:20Piece of cake.
01:05:21All right.
01:05:23Freeze, sucker!
01:05:26Get your hands up and turn slowly.
01:05:34I'm warning you.
01:05:36In 1983, I was the starting pitcher in the Little League World Series.
01:05:42I struck out 16 Taiwanese All-Stars.
01:05:45To this day, the people of Asia call me Sung Luk Dong, which means big black man, pretending to be
01:05:5312.
01:05:59My name's Carbone, which means skinny white boy with the gun.
01:06:03Good work.
01:06:04Sung Luk Dong.
01:06:09Now let's turn these camels around.
01:06:13Oh, God.
01:06:20How much is it?
01:06:24I'm out.
01:06:28I'm coming.
01:06:30Oh, gosh.
01:06:31I'm coming.
01:06:31Oh, God.
01:06:33Oh, God.
01:06:34Oh, God.
01:06:35Oh, God.
01:06:37Oh, God.
01:06:38Oh, God.
01:06:39Oh, God.
01:06:40Oh, God.
01:06:59I said they'd be here.
01:07:01I'm trying to put a swifty on me, and I don't much like that.
01:07:04There's also an area further along.
01:07:07I'm tired of you howling.
01:07:11What in bloody?
01:07:14Change your plan, Smith.
01:07:19Come on, you two.
01:07:20Let's go.
01:07:21Let's go.
01:07:22Come on.
01:07:24Jesse, come here.
01:07:26Easy, darling.
01:07:27Drop the knife, Smith.
01:07:32You ever held a gun before, Charlie?
01:07:36Don't answer that.
01:07:38No.
01:07:41You ever killed a man, Charlie?
01:07:43Don't answer that.
01:07:45No.
01:07:47What do you do for a living that makes you so brave, Charlie?
01:07:51Really don't answer that.
01:07:57I'm a hairdresser.
01:07:58Now drop the knife.
01:08:02Come here, Jesse.
01:08:02Mm-hmm.
01:08:03Yeah.
01:08:04We bad.
01:08:07If you think you're off the hook just because you came back for me.
01:08:10Never crossed my mind.
01:08:12No.
01:08:15You better hope that's someone coming to rescue you.
01:08:21Frankie.
01:08:23What are you doing here?
01:08:24Sal heard you were having a bit of trouble, so he sent us to help you out.
01:08:27Who the hell are you?
01:08:28Frank Lombardo.
01:08:30I represent the interest of Salvatore Marzio.
01:08:33You must be Smith.
01:08:35You're not wrong.
01:08:38What's going on here, huh?
01:08:39These guys were trying to kill us.
01:08:41Looks like we got here just in time.
01:08:46You did good, kid.
01:08:48Now put that gun down before you hurt yourself.
01:08:50All right?
01:08:55That's cool.
01:08:57Wow, Frankie.
01:08:59I never thought I'd be happy to see you.
01:09:02Hmm.
01:09:04Oh, uh, Frankie, this is Jesse.
01:09:06Jesse, this is Frankie.
01:09:08Yeah.
01:09:08Hi.
01:09:09You see, uh, Louis and I, we, uh, fell a little behind schedule.
01:09:14Yeah, yeah, and so, you know, Jesse, she came along to help us get back on schedule.
01:09:17Again, and so, you know, you didn't, uh-oh.
01:09:20I know all about it, Charlie.
01:09:24So you know about Jackie Legs?
01:09:26From Kenassie?
01:09:28He's involved in this?
01:09:30No, you guys are so sneaky and clever, I didn't know.
01:09:33Hurricanes leave smaller trails than you two morons.
01:09:40Sal's very disappointed to hear you lost that money.
01:09:46We'll get the money back.
01:09:47It's too late for that, Charlie.
01:09:50This time you screwed up big.
01:09:51Final straw big.
01:09:53Enough of the claptrap.
01:09:54That money's mine.
01:09:56Zip the lip, Dundee.
01:09:58We had a contract, and it didn't involve no bloody rude.
01:10:02Hey.
01:10:03I had to come all the way down here to the sphincter of the galaxy
01:10:07to straighten out this puked-up furball of a mess.
01:10:11Do not agitate me.
01:10:12We had a contract.
01:10:13Do not agitate me.
01:10:32Come on, let's get out of here.
01:10:37Jesse, get as far away from here as you can.
01:10:40They're not after you.
01:10:42We gotta get the money.
01:10:43It's our only chance.
01:10:43We drive the ruin to the canyon.
01:10:45We can corner them there.
01:10:46We?
01:10:47We did have a deal.
01:10:59Enough!
01:11:04Contract terminated.
01:11:06Get in the car.
01:11:12There he goes!
01:11:12Turn him into the canyon!
01:11:22Frankie!
01:11:38Come on!
01:11:41We got him!
01:11:52Shoot it, damn you, Eddie!
01:11:56I could have stayed in Brooklyn for this!
01:11:59No!
01:12:01Come on, baby!
01:12:14I hate this country like a sickness!
01:12:19Not me!
01:12:21Them!
01:12:22Off!
01:12:24My bad!
01:12:28Get the dumb thing out of my face!
01:12:30I got him!
01:12:32Watch your head!
01:12:35Watch him!
01:12:36For what?
01:12:37Oh!
01:12:44Oh, man.
01:12:46Tight fit!
01:12:48Ah, crap!
01:12:49Yeah!
01:13:07Lewis!
01:13:08He's coming to you!
01:13:09I'm going to do!
01:13:09Go get him, big guy!
01:13:10I'm going to get the money, Charlie!
01:13:13I'm going for the money!
01:13:15Oh, my God.
01:13:20Luis!
01:13:21Watch out!
01:13:25Luis, no!
01:13:26Stay still, jacky legs!
01:13:30I got it! I got it!
01:13:33I got the money!
01:13:34Luis!
01:13:42Luis!
01:13:44Hurry, Charlie!
01:13:47I'll skip this, Charlie!
01:13:51Charlie!
01:13:53Luis, grab my hand.
01:13:55Luis!
01:13:58I'll hook her!
01:14:00Charlie!
01:14:01Hold on, Luis.
01:14:04Give me your belt. Give me your belt.
01:14:06You're going to be all right.
01:14:07Charlie!
01:14:08Grab that rope. Grab that rope.
01:14:10I'll skip it!
01:14:11Charlie, help me!
01:14:17Charlie!
01:14:19Grab the belt, Luis.
01:14:24I can't beat you, Charlie.
01:14:27Grab the damned belt.
01:14:31It's no river, Luis.
01:14:34Ah!
01:14:35Ah!
01:14:37Ah!
01:14:39Ah!
01:14:39Ah!
01:14:40Don't you let me go!
01:14:41Elizabeth!
01:14:44You have really got to come back on the pie!
01:14:47Don't you let me go, Charlie!
01:14:50Don't you let me go!
01:14:51All right, go, go, go!
01:14:53Up!
01:14:54Come on, Jesse, a little more!
01:14:56Come on, Luis!
01:14:57Jesse, a little more!
01:14:59Ah!
01:15:01Ah!
01:15:01Ah!
01:15:02I'm slipping!
01:15:04Ow!
01:15:05Ah!
01:15:06No!
01:15:16I'm going to name my first son after you.
01:15:20Crazy-ass white boy.
01:15:29Let go of me!
01:15:32Let go of me!
01:15:36This is from Sal Marzio.
01:15:38Frankie, we got the money back.
01:15:39We got it back.
01:15:42We got it.
01:15:44You don't get it, do you, Charlie?
01:15:47Sal's not disappointed because he cares about the money.
01:15:49He's disappointed because you two aren't dead.
01:15:54What do you think he was paying Smith 50 grand for?
01:16:01You mean we traveled halfway across the world
01:16:03to pay for our own execution?
01:16:04Yeah.
01:16:06You two guys were the bag men for your own hit.
01:16:09Pretty clever, eh?
01:16:11Not on our part.
01:16:13Say goodnight.
01:16:23This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy Icamala, Australian Police.
01:16:27Mr. Jimmy?
01:16:28Drop your weapon and place your hands, please.
01:16:42Hey, Frankie!
01:16:44Go long!
01:16:46Go long!
01:17:01I am Bolo, man.
01:17:02That's what I'm talking about.
01:17:09Yes, Mr. Smith was one of our most notorious contract killers.
01:17:13We got a tip from the FBI that he was somehow involved with the Maggio family.
01:17:18Yeah, and when Frankie Lombardo called looking for a guide, I was waiting.
01:17:22I'm just glad I made it in time.
01:17:23You pansy-ass retards are dead.
01:17:27You hear me?
01:17:27Dead!
01:17:28I slaughter you like veal!
01:17:30I wear your eyeballs like jewelry!
01:17:32I've always found the Brooklyn vernacular fascinating.
01:17:38Quite colorful, really.
01:17:40Hey, Frankie!
01:17:41Can I have your Yankees tickets?
01:17:50There you are!
01:17:52They were full!
01:17:53They're radioing Alice Springs to send another chopper for us.
01:17:57What's up, man?
01:18:03Charlie.
01:18:06Something really important happened here today.
01:18:10You saved my life.
01:18:13Yeah, I know.
01:18:14So now we're even.
01:18:15Exactly.
01:18:16You don't owe me anymore.
01:18:18You're rid of me.
01:18:19What are you talking about?
01:18:20I'm rid of you.
01:18:21Come on, Charlie.
01:18:22Guilt was the glue that held this friendship together.
01:18:26You never needed me.
01:18:27You're wrong, Lewis.
01:18:29I've always needed you.
01:18:34You know when you call me up, and you're like,
01:18:37yo, Charlie, you gotta help me drive some greyhounds up from Florida.
01:18:40And I make out like I'm doing you this big favor?
01:18:44Truth is, you're doing me the favor.
01:18:47Every story in my life worth telling starts with the words Lewis and I.
01:18:54Come on, get away from me with that, man.
01:19:01You think we're friends because you saved my life once?
01:19:06You save my life every day, Lewis.
01:19:19Uh, guys?
01:19:22Hold on a second.
01:19:24We're having a very intimate non-gay moment.
01:19:27Take a look.
01:19:30Look.
01:19:36Hey.
01:19:38What are you doing?
01:19:39Hello, Jackie Legs.
01:19:47Here you go, boy.
01:19:49Huh?
01:19:50Here you go.
01:19:51Yeah.
01:19:53That's a boy.
01:19:55Good boy.
01:19:57Here you are.
01:19:59Hey there, little guy.
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:03There you go.
01:20:05It's okay.
01:20:07It's okay.
01:20:08Let me just grab this.
01:20:10There you are.
01:20:11Good boy.
01:20:13There you go.
01:20:15Hey.
01:20:32So long, Jackie Legs.
01:20:39Hey.
01:20:40Would you look at that?
01:20:42Lewis?
01:20:43Your lucky jacket.
01:20:45I don't think so.
01:20:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:20:47Hear me out.
01:20:47What?
01:20:48If you hadn't put the money in the jacket, then the jacket on the kangaroo, we would have delivered
01:20:51the money to Smith, and he would have killed us.
01:20:54Your lucky jacket.
01:20:57Get my jacket, man.
01:20:58I said I told you this was lucky.
01:20:59Didn't I tell you this was my lucky jacket?
01:21:06Look, Lewis.
01:21:07He's back.
01:21:10And he's got a family.
01:21:15Hey.
01:21:16You must be Jackie Jr.
01:21:18You're a cute little guy, aren't you?
01:21:26Oh, my God.
01:21:28Are you all right?
01:21:35So that's my story.
01:21:37Well, not quite.
01:21:39Frankie and his goons were put away for good.
01:21:42As for Sal, he used all his high-level connections to avoid going to prison.
01:21:46And you know what?
01:21:49It wasn't enough.
01:21:52Jessie, she ended up marrying some filthy rich tycoon.
01:21:55Hey, honey.
01:21:57Hi, honey.
01:21:58Yep.
01:21:59The filthy rich dude?
01:22:00That's me.
01:22:01Lewis and I used the 50 grand as startup money, and now snakeskin lilyberry shampoo is the
01:22:07biggest thing in hair care since beat Al Sassoon.
01:22:09Got the latest numbers in from Europe.
01:22:11Think you're going to like them.
01:22:12I love numbers.
01:22:14Hey, partner.
01:22:15I got the new numbers.
01:22:19Partner?
01:22:20Partner?
01:22:21Look up for it!
01:22:36Lewis!
01:22:37Just trying my newest idea!
01:22:39Waterproof moose!
01:22:40How you like it?
01:22:45So that's me.
01:22:46Charlie Carbone, the one with the beautiful girl, all the money I could ever want, and
01:22:52my best friend, Lewis, who saved my life more times than he'll ever know.
01:23:01I'm going to soak up the sun, I'm going to tell everyone to light it.
01:23:11Wait a minute.
01:23:12The movie's called Kangaroo Jack.
01:23:15It should end with me.
01:23:17I'm a serious, classically trained actor.
01:23:20I can sing, I can dance, and I can jump out of the way of explosions.
01:23:24Ow.
01:23:25Oh, yep.
01:23:25No, that's going to leave a mark.
01:23:26And I can do impersonations.
01:23:29Come on, people.
01:23:30Throw me a freaking bone.
01:23:31I have a son.
01:23:33I shall call him Mini-Roo.
01:23:36Now that should be the way you end a film.
01:23:38With the star.
01:23:40Someone call my agent.
01:23:45That's all, blokes.
01:23:48I'm going to soak up the sun.
01:23:52Okay, so the leaders of the Cavaliers, ladies and gentlemen, my darling and dad, and hey baby
01:23:57from the 17s.
01:23:59Okay, put your hands up in the air, the hand in the air, on everybody sing now.
01:24:04Go, go, go, go.
01:24:06Hey, hey, baby.
01:24:10Who, ah.
01:24:12I want to know if you'll be my girl.
01:24:17Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
01:24:20Hey, hey, baby.
01:24:25Who, ah.
01:24:26I want to know if you'll be my girl.
01:24:34When I saw you walking down the street, I thought that's the kind of girl I like to meet.
01:24:41She's so pretty, looks just fine.
01:24:45I'm going to make her mine, oh, mine.
01:24:48Hey, hey, baby.
01:24:53Who, ah.
01:24:54I want to know if you'll be my girl.
01:25:03When you turn and walk away, that's where I want to see.
01:25:10Come on, baby, give me a word.
01:25:13I want to know, I want to know.
01:25:17When you turn and walk away, that's where I want to see.
01:25:23Come on, baby.
01:25:26Come on, baby, give me a word.
01:25:27I want to know if you'll be my girl.
01:25:31Hey, hey, baby.
01:25:36Who, ah.
01:25:37I want to know if you'll be my girl.
01:25:42And now it's party time, hey.
01:25:45Hey, hey, baby.
01:25:49Who, ah.
01:25:51I want to know if you'll be my girl.
01:26:00Hey, hey, baby.
01:26:04Who, ah.
01:26:06I want to know if you'll be my girl.
01:26:33I want to know if I wanna know if you'll be my girl.
01:26:38Good morning, baby.
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