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01:00We use over 300 tons of ice to create the hotel, and guests are surprised to know how much snow.
01:07Over 10,000 tons.
01:09Wow, that's a lot.
01:10Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
01:15These blocks were created by carefully smoothing the ice on our river as it freezes, then harvesting it for storage
01:25in a nearby cave.
01:28Everything we see melts in summer.
01:31And we have different artists and artisans help us build again each year, so every stay is truly once in
01:38a lifetime.
01:39And here we have your room.
01:45The Koi Suite.
01:51Wow.
01:53Oh, it's frisk.
01:55Our guest's suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
01:59About three degrees below zero.
02:01Not too, too cold.
02:04It's quite invigorating when you're used to it.
02:08As we say, you will feel some plummen i egg, like a yoke in an egg.
02:14Okay, that's adorable.
02:15Some plummen i eggen?
02:18That's very good.
02:20These fish were hand-carved by famous Norwegian ice sculptor Anna Szegestad Ryd.
02:26He won the Boreal Forest Prize at the Harbin Ice Sculpting Competition last year.
02:30Beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?
02:31The bed is made of ice?
02:33Yes, isn't that charming?
02:34And I highly recommend trying our complimentary house brandy.
02:38The bed is made of ice.
02:39It is distilled locally from ice wine, and I assure you it is quite special.
02:44Ice.
02:45Helen.
02:46We are sleeping on an ice bed.
02:48I could have saved that hundred grand and frozen my eggs right here, jokes and all.
02:52Now, one more thing.
02:53Your bathrooms are around the corner, in the hall to your left, and if you keep going in
02:58that direction, you get to our hot tub deck, which is always open.
03:02As I'm sure you've noticed, the sky is quite wonderful this time of year.
03:06Anything else you need, please do not hesitate to let me know.
03:10Thank you, Bjorn.
03:12Oh, thank you very much.
03:14I hope you both have an enjoyable stay.
03:16Good night.
03:18Excellent.
03:19Good night to you also.
03:20Okay.
03:29This is amazing.
03:31How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
03:36We just flew 16 hours to get frozen like Walt Disney.
03:39Walt Disney wasn't frozen.
03:40That's a myth.
03:41And look at this place.
03:43It was worth the trip.
03:45I mean, do we absolutely have to go every wacky place Rick Steves recommends?
03:49I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience, but just a really
03:55nice hotel?
03:56Canopy book?
03:58Doesn't it feel kind of nice?
04:01My skin feels so awake.
04:04Oh my God, seriously?
04:08Who knew?
04:09Hell is in Norway.
04:10Oh, come on.
04:11This is completely your bag.
04:12You love feeling bad.
04:19What are you doing over there?
04:20Looking for your cell phone.
04:22Val should have numbers by now.
04:23Oh, I already talked about the airport.
04:25Come over here.
04:26Get under these blankets.
04:27There's something.
04:27You talked about?
04:29What did she say?
04:34It's on the list.
04:36Congratulations.
04:38Good.
04:39Great.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now come over here.
04:41Have some brandy.
04:42It's so good.
04:44Where on the list?
04:45Oh, God.
04:46Stop it.
04:46It's a bestseller.
04:48I know.
04:48I'm just curious where.
04:50Top 20.
04:52Top 20?
04:53Yeah.
04:54But like closer to 11 or closer to 20?
04:57You're impossible.
04:59You're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
05:03Come over here.
05:04Why?
05:05Just come here.
05:07Look at this.
05:10That is amazing.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16I always wanted to see it.
05:17One time in Canada I came close, but this is so much better than I ever imagined.
05:25Kind of looks like a screensaver.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Sit.
05:31Here you go.
05:33There.
05:34Isn't that warmer?
05:35Warmer than what?
05:39You can almost hear it, can't you?
05:44Oh, it's turning purple.
05:49Look at that.
05:54Guess what?
05:56Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.
05:59Okay.
06:00So pee.
06:01Yeah, but is the toilet going to be made out of ice?
06:03What if I stick to it?
06:04Here, don't pee, but shh.
06:06See, here we go.
06:09I think it feels like you're who I'm doing.
06:17See ya.
06:25I don't know.
06:26I don't know.
06:27I don't know.
06:30I'm sorry.
06:30Oh, my gosh.
06:31Oh, my gosh.
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07:06Uh, this is your captain speaking.
07:09Fingers crossed, hopefully we've seen the last of that rough air.
07:12Should be smooth sailing for a while.
07:14So we're gonna go ahead and turn off that fasten seatbelt sign.
07:19Feel free to move about the cabin, Carol.
07:48May we get you anything?
07:50Nope.
07:52Uh, who's flying today?
07:53Carol. On the flight deck is Captain John McConnell.
07:57And also, First Officer Tom Deegan.
07:59Um, these individuals have a combined 51,619 hours of flight time.
08:04And between the two of them, they've piloted every variant of this capable and trustworthy Airbus A330 aircraft.
08:10You're in good hands.
08:14That's weirder than the gal from TGI Fridays. You doing this because she freaked me out?
08:18Uh, that's an affirmative, Carol.
08:20Please stop that.
08:22It's much more spacious up in first class. Sure you want to be more comfortable there?
08:26It has lie-flat seats. You could get some rest.
08:29I'm fine, Mariam.
08:54Back in Spain, that was all the English speakers, right?
08:57Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
09:00Tell me about the non-English speakers.
09:01Certainly. What would you like to know?
09:03Anything. Everything.
09:05Well, let's see. There's Bora Kolak, a 60-year-old candy vendor in Istanbul.
09:10He speaks Turkish in Los Katz.
09:12In Bali, there's Aida Udui, 23, speaks Indonesian Balinese.
09:18She's a contortionist and a dancer.
09:20Performs the Barong, the Legong, Djibog. It's all quite exquisite.
09:24I'm sure. Keep going.
09:25Sidona Meles in Sardinia is a fisherman.
09:28Or he was, but he's 89 and retired.
09:31There's Mary Kuxiakintola, lives in Mazarula, Soto.
09:35What does she do?
09:37Her family raises by Soto Ponius, but she's only eight years old.
09:40She hasn't decided on the profession.
09:42Next.
09:44Abdul Karim Al-Shari lives in Aiden, Yemen.
09:46He's a 37-year-old muezzin.
09:49Muezzin, that's a...
09:51What is that?
09:52He sings a cult of prayer.
09:54He's a powerful tenor voice.
09:55He also loves cats.
09:59Okay.
10:00But are there any medical doctors, any scientists or an expert of some kind?
10:07Oh, yes.
10:08According to Time Out Magazine,
10:09Takeoki Tanaka Nosaka makes the best Udo noodles in the entire Keihan-Shin.
10:14That's not what I meant.
10:15Nope.
10:17All right, that makes, what, um...
10:20Six.
10:21So, you didn't say anything about the guy from, uh...
10:25Where was it, uh...
10:27Paraguay.
10:27What about him?
10:28Uh, his name is Manuso Zoviedo.
10:30We weren't aware of him for the first 33 hours.
10:33He manages a self-storage facility in Asuncion.
10:36So far, he hasn't really communicated with us.
10:40Ha.
10:43I want to talk to him.
10:44He only speaks Spanish and a bit of Guarani.
10:47Do you want us to translate for you?
10:49No.
10:50I'll manage.
10:53First thing, once I get home.
10:55We could try him right now, if you like.
11:13He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
11:33Try it again.
11:54Uh, hola, senor?
11:58Ma'amu?
12:02I think we got, uh, cut off or something.
12:04Try him again.
12:22Hola, yo soy Carol Sterka.
12:24Uh, estoy de los...
12:26United States.
12:34Get him back.
12:39Get him back.
12:40Get him back.
13:01We're sorry, Carol.
13:02We don't think it was personal.
13:04I know.
13:04I know.
13:19I know.
13:37Hi, Carol.
13:39Really, please let us know if there's...
13:42Carol, one second.
13:46We have something for you.
13:54We gathered all the mail that was in transit for you.
14:00We think you're really gonna like what's in the box.
14:12Anything else we can do for you, just let us know.
14:35Until then.
15:55What can we do for you?
15:56What exactly do you know about what's in this box in my mail?
16:00Helen ordered it for you.
16:02You'd been so stressed out on the tour.
16:04You tried one in the Atlanta airport, but you said it was too expensive, so Helen bought
16:10one online.
16:11Did she?
16:12She thought it would make a nice gift to celebrate the end of the tour.
16:16A homecoming present.
16:21Carol?
16:25Okay.
16:25Here's what's gonna happen.
16:28You're gonna forget everything you know about Helen.
16:30Every memory, every thought she ever had.
16:33Get her out of your head.
16:35Heads.
16:36Carol, we apologize.
16:38Never mention her again.
16:39Never think about her again.
16:41Only I get to remember her.
16:43You got that?
16:43Only me.
17:00How come you knew he was a big dummy?
17:03well there were already three other people inside
17:08but that's beside the point one day i got up the courage to go up to mean old lady hickenlooper
17:14and ask her why she always frowned well she had been born with no smiling muscles
17:22i pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down
17:27so from then on whenever i go by she'd stand on her head and wait
18:00what the hell
18:39good morning carol what's with the food it's the exact meal you had at that b&b you stayed at
18:46in provincetown 2012 remember you were there to see the indigo girls you were very complimentary
18:52of the chef that morning it really stuck with her the sorghum flower so you took it upon yourself
18:58to make me breakfast well we knew your fridge was pretty bare you've only got tonic water
19:05half a carton of oat milk a jar of green olives a jar of black olives a jar of red
19:09i told you helen
19:11was off limits yes of course carol so how the how do you know what is in my fridge teresa
19:19for merry maids you had them clean up just before you got home from the book tour is the food
19:25not
19:25to your liking would you like us to make you something else instead nope
19:32i want you to leave me alone
19:52shows what you know fuckers it's three quarters of a carton
19:58you
20:08you
20:09you
20:10you
20:34What the fuck?
21:05What happened to my sprouts?
21:07Are you the grinch who steals supermarkets?
21:08So sorry.
21:10We're consolidating resources to centralize useful items for distribution.
21:15Food, medicine, anything helpful from stores or businesses or what used to be private homes.
21:20It's just more efficient.
21:23Fine, fine.
21:25I get it.
21:25Is there something specific you need?
21:28We can deliver to you anytime, anywhere.
21:30I am not going to call you every time I need something.
21:33I don't want you waiting on me.
21:35I am a very independent person, okay?
21:39I always have been.
21:41I fend for myself.
21:43I just want my sprouts back.
21:45Absolutely.
21:47Will do.
21:48Okay.
21:50Great.
21:52So, what, um, can we say Friday?
21:58Maybe?
21:59I just need a rough estimate of when I should come back.
22:03We'll be there.
22:04We'll be there in a moment.
22:32We'll be there in a moment.
22:32Shall we go ahead?
22:38We'll be there in a moment.
22:38Oh, God.
22:40No.
22:44No.
22:47No.
22:49No.
22:51No.
22:52No.
26:08There were some druid priests who were in town for the opening of Stonehenge land.
26:14They said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin.
26:23I don't know why I raised my hand.
26:32Damn it.
26:33Damn it.
26:39I'll be right back.
26:46I'll be right back.
26:54I'll be right back.
27:04You have got to be fucking kidding me.
27:27Why are you turning off the lights?
27:29Yes, we know.
27:30It was a mistake.
27:32It was a mistake.
27:32We had a little problem isolating your branch circuit.
27:35But they're back on now, right?
27:36Yes.
27:37Okay.
27:38Why are you turning them off everywhere else?
27:40For conservation.
27:41For conservation.
27:41Just the ones that aren't necessary, which are, well, most of them.
27:45What?
27:46Lights aren't necessary for you guys?
27:47You just see in the dark?
27:48Oh, no.
27:49Not at all.
27:50It's just that there's no crime to prevent.
27:52And we're not working at night.
27:54Except for essential operations.
27:56Water treatment.
27:57Hospitals.
27:57Things like that.
27:58Right.
27:58So it's more of your efficiency.
28:00Yes.
28:00You donated twice to the Sierra Club.
28:03So we felt you'd understand.
28:05If you'd like, we'd be happy to restore the rest of the lights.
28:08No.
28:08Screw it.
28:08Leave them off.
28:09Who gives a shit?
28:10Carol, is there anything we could do to cheer you up?
28:13Cheer me up?
28:14Why?
28:15I'm fine.
28:16I'm so happy.
28:19There is nothing wrong with me that a fucking hand grenade wouldn't fix.
28:22You got one of those?
28:22Because I think that would be the perfect topper for the greatest week in human history.
28:48Fuck it.
28:50Fuck it.
28:53Whatever.
28:55cock.
29:10I didn't know.
29:11So..
29:13Alright.
29:14How's that?
29:15So cut the crack.
29:18Should I hold myself to the top of a grab?
29:18And then I'll get out of here.
29:19I really don't need that.
29:20I'm also pulling in my top of my head..
29:26it must have just been the excitement of a moment
29:29but they said the only way to prevent the eruption
29:32was for me to crawl through their legs
29:34up the volcano while they gave me my birthday wax
29:38well and you're not going to believe this
30:17yeah hi sorry it took so long
30:23a hand grenade yes we thought you were
30:27probably being sarcastic but we didn't want to take the chance
30:33were you being sarcastic
30:38right of course you were
30:41do you want us to take you know what
30:43we just gonna we'll get rid of it
30:50feel better carol
30:54hey do you maniacs drink
31:00it's okay
31:01you can bring the hand grenade
31:18does the whole world get drunk
31:21when you drink like
31:22does some six-year-old in sri lanka slur his words when you're not going back
31:27no it doesn't work like that
31:30how do you say cheers in sanskrit
31:32shiba must do
31:33roughly it means may everyone be blessed
31:38well then
31:39you know the word vodka is a diminutive of voda meaning water
31:54very similar to the latin aqua
31:58literally water of life that becomes the scandinavian aquavit although the drinks are very different
32:05fun fact whiskey has the same root meaning in scots gaelic from wish car baja
32:11you don't say
32:16what gives this particular brand its distinctive smoothness it's distilled from both potato and corn it is slightly alkaline do
32:25you taste that lower shelf alcohol tends to be acidic the chief distiller learned the process from his grandfather and
32:33now you learned it by stealing it out of his brain
32:41how long do i have left before you turn me into a worker bee
32:47it's it's a hard thing to predict
32:50scientific advances tend to ebb and flow
32:51that's not an answer
32:53how long
32:56we're working around the clock
32:58it could be as soon as a couple weeks
33:00or it could take months
33:02or longer
33:03that's
33:04quite the range for someone who knows
33:07everything that there is to know
33:12regardless
33:13sooner or later
33:14i'm fucked
33:16sorry carol
33:17we have a biological imperative
33:20you people make no goddamn sense
33:23do you know that
33:25we want to make you happy
33:27you say
33:27your life is your own
33:30you say
33:30an agency i've got
33:32all this agency
33:34but i mean i guess i have agency
33:37just until i don't
33:41carol
33:43if you were walking by a lake
33:45and you saw somebody drowning
33:47would you throw him a life preserver
33:49of course you would
33:50you wouldn't think
33:52you wouldn't wait
33:53you wouldn't try to get consensus on it
33:55you'd just throw it
33:59so now i'm drowning
34:03you just don't know it
34:07well
34:09you people are brainwashed
34:11is what you are
34:12i mean
34:13what could possibly be
34:15so great about this
34:17mind meld of yours
34:18actually
34:20let me guess
34:21it's uh
34:23it's all beautiful scenery
34:24and you feel nothing but contentment
34:26just wave after wave of bliss
34:29and peace
34:30and
34:31everything is perfect
34:33it's it's like living inside a postcard
34:36every second of every day
34:38basically it's every rick steve special ever
34:41right
34:42that kind of bullshit
34:43like you're
34:44you're uh
34:45taking a hike in the woods
34:46and there's a warm rain
34:47and the trees are
34:48so tall
34:50you can't even see the tops
34:52or you're
34:53having coffee on the canals in amsterdam
34:56and it's like you're
34:57in a coffee commercial
34:58or you're taking a walk at sunset
35:00on the most flawless beach
35:02in croatia
35:04or you're
35:06in norway above the arctic circle
35:10and the hotel made of ice
35:14under a pile of furs
35:27i told you
35:29that helen
35:30was off
35:31limits
35:43you are a bunch of mind fuckers
35:58wow you got this thing really jammed in there don't you
36:02please
36:03be careful with that
36:05right link
36:05you would give me a real hand grenade
36:10carol
36:10if we may
36:14you would give me some love
36:16a little knife
36:19you
36:20you
36:20uh
36:36you
36:48You, you gave me, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit, fuck, uh, oh, fuck.
37:15Okay, I'm gonna go get some help, okay?
37:17It's okay, Carol.
37:20Elvis, come on.
37:38Elvis, come on.
38:12May we join you?
38:20We're happy to say, Zojia's doing much better.
38:23There was some blood loss, but no real nerve damage.
38:26She did get a pretty severe concussion that we're gonna want to keep an eye on.
38:30She's resting now.
38:34Can we get you a fresh change of clothes?
38:41Carol, your quick thinking really saved the day.
38:47Why would you give me a hand grenade?
38:51You asked for one.
38:53Why not give me a fake one?
38:56Oh, sorry if we got that wrong, Carol.
39:04If I asked right now, would you give me another hand grenade?
39:08Yes.
39:10Even after last night, you would give me another?
39:12Oh, sure.
39:17Okay, what about a bazooka?
39:19And the thing a bazooka shoots a rocket or whatever?
39:23Yes.
39:25All right.
39:28All right.
39:29What about, I don't know, a tank?
39:36Mm-hmm.
39:40What about an atom bomb?
39:47Why would you want one?
39:49To blow shit up?
39:50For kicks?
39:51I mean, does it matter?
39:52You gave me a grenade, for fuck's sake.
40:02It'd be okay to say no at this point.
40:05That would be sane.
40:07Not utterly batshit crazy.
40:12If you truly wanted a nuclear weapon,
40:17we would weigh the pros and cons with you.
40:22We would explain that it would be very destructive.
40:25Yes or no?
40:30Ultimately, yes.
40:33Wouldn't necessarily feel good about it.
40:37But we would move heaven and earth
40:39to make you happy, Carol.
40:45Would you like an atom bomb?
40:51I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
40:57Okay.
40:58Okay.
40:59Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:03One sugar with oat milk, right?
41:05And maybe a pinch of...
41:06You can go.
41:07Okay.
41:14I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:19I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:21I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:21I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:22I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:24I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:25I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:25I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:28I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:29I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:30I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:31I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:33I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:36I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
41:43The glass will show, think how the beauty's fair
41:51Thy day will how, thy precious minutes waste
41:59These vacant leaves, thy mind's imprint will bear
42:06And how this boo-hoo, this cloudy mace of days
42:15guitar solo
42:45And how this boo-hoo
43:00This boo-hoo
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