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00:00:03Ellen Musk, la única mujer en la 30 under 30 de la lista de 30 en Atlanta hoy en día.
00:00:09¿Qué es lo que a business tycoon está haciendo aquí en Georgia?
00:00:11A forgotten stage no uno conoce.
00:00:14Angela, mi siguiente amigo.
00:00:16¿Estás vendiendo tu junko aquí?
00:00:18Si tu madre-in-la sees, ella va a ir a la Bigfoot de nuevo.
00:00:23Tu madre-in-la was right sobre ti.
00:00:26¿Qué es lo que pasa de ver el video de estos mongoles si no puedes aplicar a ellos?
00:00:30¿Qué es lo que te pasa de ver el video de este momento?
00:00:31¿Y cómo te sabes que esto es mi business?
00:00:35All right, everybody get out.
00:00:38We got an important guest coming.
00:00:42You.
00:00:47You deaf.
00:00:48I said pack up and scram.
00:00:50I paid the stall fee already.
00:00:51And if you want me to leave, then fine.
00:00:54But you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:00:57You want to say that again?
00:01:00You know who's visiting today?
00:01:03Ellen freaking Musk.
00:01:05One of the richest people in the world.
00:01:07Ellen Musk?
00:01:08Of course a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:10Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:14Really?
00:01:15Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:01:19But you don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:27Coming to see you.
00:01:28All right.
00:01:29You know what?
00:01:30I'll play your game.
00:01:31If she does this so much as give you a glance,
00:01:35I'll eat dirt.
00:01:36All right.
00:01:38Deal.
00:01:46Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within 10 minutes.
00:01:50Or else, you're fired.
00:02:11Prepare the limo.
00:02:12Miss Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:21Oh, your 10 minutes is almost up.
00:02:23Good.
00:02:24Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:26Five.
00:02:27Four.
00:02:30Three.
00:02:32Two.
00:02:34One.
00:02:38Ellen.
00:02:39I mean, Miss Musk.
00:02:41Ellen.
00:02:41I mean, I'm sorry that I...
00:02:45Sorry to frighten you.
00:02:47How's my boss, bitch?
00:02:49Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:51So how do you...
00:02:53Like...
00:02:54She's my boss.
00:02:56Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:00No way.
00:03:05Well?
00:03:08No.
00:03:09No!
00:03:10No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:12No, I won't do it again.
00:03:16All right, that's enough.
00:03:18We're not tyrants here.
00:03:26Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:33You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:35My runaway bride.
00:03:38You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:43Who are you?
00:03:46Where is she?
00:03:48Atlanta.
00:03:49And you were right.
00:03:50It was secretly her propping up Elon Musk.
00:03:52My clever bride.
00:03:55I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:02Max, prep the jet.
00:04:03I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:09Dr. Wilson, Devin Sterling's on the move.
00:04:11He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:13Atlanta.
00:04:13The game is afoot.
00:04:15I'm going.
00:04:16Wait, Dr. Wilson.
00:04:17The Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:19I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:25Dr. Wilson.
00:04:32General Eisenhower reporting.
00:04:35Devin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:38Atlanta.
00:04:40Where is that?
00:04:42Whatever.
00:04:43Prepare my war plate.
00:04:44Those two going after my fiance.
00:04:47This is war.
00:05:04I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me
00:05:09to.
00:05:10Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:12This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:15That project is worth billions.
00:05:17He can finally take his company public.
00:05:19But Angela.
00:05:21My boss.
00:05:22I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:29Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:34Well, three years ago.
00:05:54You saved me.
00:06:01He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:05I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with
00:06:09a billionaire heiress.
00:06:12But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing, and then I can finally come
00:06:18out to the public.
00:06:19So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:23I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:27But why work at the flea market?
00:06:30Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:33Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:39Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:42You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:49Where the hell are you?
00:06:50Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:54Get home stacked.
00:06:55It's a big day today.
00:06:59That was...
00:07:00My mother-in-law, Carol, she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:05But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:10And, you know, she even remembered our third-year anniversary.
00:07:19Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:23Hi, I'm home.
00:07:25I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:28Finally, you're back.
00:07:29Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:33Divorce papers.
00:07:36Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:38Oh, God, don't call me Mom again.
00:07:43We're ending that relationship.
00:07:45Just look at you, dirt all over.
00:07:47You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:50You don't deserve my son.
00:07:51You're way below his league.
00:07:54I'm below his league?
00:07:56That's right.
00:07:57You are.
00:07:59Jared is signing a hundred-billion-dollar contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk.
00:08:05And then his company's going public.
00:08:08That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:11But you?
00:08:12You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:17Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:18And you, you, will always just be a pawn.
00:08:24Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:29Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:31But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:34You're delusional.
00:08:36You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:39How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:08:44Resorting to lies.
00:08:46Definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:48And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:56You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:01Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:03Not a low-life dirtbag.
00:09:06Enough!
00:09:07Jared.
00:09:09I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:11But I am.
00:09:14Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:16Here's 500k.
00:09:18You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:22Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:25Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:28I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:33Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:36I didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:40Here's another 200,000.
00:09:43500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:46She's done nothing.
00:09:47Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:51She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:53Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:09:57I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:02You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:06And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.
00:10:10A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:14What a joke.
00:10:15If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:22And leave!
00:10:25You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:29Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:31I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:36Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:42It's all my work!
00:10:46Baby, we're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:54You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:00So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:03She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:07Fine.
00:11:08I'll sign it.
00:11:11But don't regret it.
00:11:14Regret?
00:11:16You know who I am.
00:11:18Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:11:22I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:25Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:31Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:11:34It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:39You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:43Social stratum matters.
00:11:44Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:49And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:52And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:11:57Ha!
00:11:58You're delusional.
00:12:00Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:04Ah!
00:12:06You owe me.
00:12:07You dirty bitch.
00:12:09You sickened me.
00:12:16You hit me.
00:12:21Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:39I don't need your penny money.
00:12:43We're finished.
00:12:44You don't want the money?
00:12:46That's your loss.
00:12:48Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:51But I would like my ring back.
00:12:54Mom.
00:13:02Have fun on your economy flight while I catch you out on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:13And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:20Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:24It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:28Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:31Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:33You're right.
00:13:34She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:39Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:45My dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:52Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:13:58Oh, everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:17Uh, Angela?
00:14:18Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:23Vanderbilt?
00:14:24Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:14:27Basically, our employee.
00:14:28Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow.
00:14:30It's fine.
00:14:31You're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:14:32But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:35That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:58Angela Lockhart, I finally found you.
00:15:03And who is he?
00:15:06That, that's Devin Sterling.
00:15:08He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling
00:15:13Enterprises.
00:15:14Rumor has that he's worth trillions.
00:15:17And he's your fiancée.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:22My fiancée?
00:15:24The one and only.
00:15:26So, after running away and leaving me single for three years, have you figured out how you're
00:15:33going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:43That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:49What is she doing here?
00:15:54You skank.
00:15:56My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man.
00:16:01Divorced?
00:16:03That's right.
00:16:05So, I guess this was never meant to be Mr. Sterling.
00:16:11Devin Sterling.
00:16:13So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:17Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:19She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:24How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:27Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:31Do you know who I am?
00:16:33They don't know who you are.
00:16:36You hide it well.
00:16:39X-Team!
00:16:40Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:48Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:16:54You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:01Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:04No, I have to.
00:17:08Toss these ill-mannered apes out!
00:17:10Oh, you bitch!
00:17:12I'll have my son teach you a real lesson!
00:17:20A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:24No.
00:17:32Guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:35You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:41Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:44Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:45Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:48What an honor.
00:17:49I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:52It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:54Congrats.
00:17:55You'll be next.
00:17:57Thank you.
00:17:57But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:17:59We deserve it.
00:18:00Oh, that's nothing.
00:18:02I introduced this kid to Elon Musk.
00:18:04Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:07So, I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:11Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:18:12Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18I heard they are a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:21Even wealthier than Elon Musk.
00:18:24Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:18:33Up to my best.
00:18:39Excuse me, second children.
00:18:42What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:47How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:49Me, a hobo.
00:18:51How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:54You sleep your way in?
00:18:55I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:18:58Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:02Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:06This is your ex-husband?
00:19:10What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:12Who the hell is this?
00:19:14You were cheating on me?
00:19:27Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:31That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:36They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:50You dare hurt my mom, Kaylee?
00:19:55Get your hands off of her.
00:20:01My lady.
00:20:16I agree.
00:20:18I agree.
00:20:28It's...
00:20:30It's him!
00:20:31He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:35Who are these peasants?
00:20:37These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musker's special guest.
00:20:42Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:44You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:49Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:50That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:52You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:20:55His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:20:59The Civil War would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:03Vanderbilt.
00:21:05The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:09who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:14That?
00:21:15The only Vanderbilt family.
00:21:23Oh, goddammit.
00:21:25It's stomachache now?
00:21:27Oh.
00:21:29Whatever.
00:21:31Angela can handle herself.
00:21:32She'll be fine.
00:21:45How dare you call one of us alone?
00:21:48I'm Harvey F. and Buffett,
00:21:50the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:53I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:21:58And I can wipe you out with a strand of my hair.
00:22:02Not with me around.
00:22:04I, Bill Ford,
00:22:05and the entire Ford Auto Empire
00:22:06stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:09You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:14You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:16We've had enough of your games.
00:22:18Security!
00:22:19Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:22Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.
00:22:25But don't worry.
00:22:27You got no money here.
00:22:30I can handle myself.
00:22:32Thank you.
00:22:33Yes, my queen.
00:22:35You're all despicable.
00:22:38An insult to your family names.
00:22:43Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:46Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:49Cut off all business ties.
00:22:51And if you don't,
00:22:54I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:22:59Ha!
00:22:59I knew it.
00:23:01You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:02You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:04How much money did you spend on that kid up
00:23:06and to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:08You're an orphan
00:23:09who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:12You have nothing.
00:23:14And you will always be nothing.
00:23:17She's a gold digger.
00:23:19Gold digger.
00:23:21Gigolo.
00:23:22Want to try me for a night?
00:23:25Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:27Mr. Vanderbilt,
00:23:28we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:30They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:33Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:35She's only here to try and ruin my bill
00:23:37in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:38Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:41Security!
00:23:46Security!
00:23:48You all don't realize
00:23:49that you actually all work for me.
00:23:51And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:54You!
00:23:56Insolent fools.
00:23:58Let me guess.
00:23:59You're that special guest?
00:24:02I don't know.
00:24:04Throw them out!
00:24:05And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:14Back down, Max.
00:24:19I got this.
00:24:38¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:24:51No, you're supposed to make sure Ms. Lockhart is okay.
00:24:54Oh my god, we're so screwed.
00:25:05Angela!
00:25:07Don't hurt her.
00:25:08You bitch.
00:25:09I've always been sick of you.
00:25:11You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:12How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:25:15Boss?
00:25:15Did she say her boss?
00:25:17Oh, Miss Musk?
00:25:19That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:21That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:23My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:27Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:30Past the American Revolution?
00:25:32Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:33If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:37That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:39She's royalty.
00:25:40And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:44What do you think I'm going to do?
00:25:45Kneel to me.
00:25:46Oh, your majesty.
00:25:50Welcome to the United States.
00:25:53We've always been your royal subject.
00:25:56Yes, your highness.
00:25:58Is it queen or princess?
00:26:00It doesn't matter.
00:26:02My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:05Oh, yes, we didn't mean to offend.
00:26:07Hey, what are you doing, idiot?
00:26:09Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:21What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:41She's a badass herself.
00:26:43He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:45You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:50Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:53No, no, don't believe they're lies.
00:26:54I worked hard for everything.
00:26:56You worked for everything?
00:27:03Hi, honey.
00:27:05So, our third year anniversary is coming up,
00:27:08and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:10I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:12I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project,
00:27:16and if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:25You were nothing before me.
00:27:29All your achievements, all your glory,
00:27:32that's all mine, including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:37I can take all of that away, just like that.
00:27:42No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:43So that's why Elon Musk was urging us
00:27:45to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:47Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:27:51Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:53It was Queen Victoria's,
00:27:54and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:04No, I gave you back the ring.
00:28:07I divorced a royal heiress.
00:28:09No, no, no, please, no.
00:28:12No, please take me back, baby.
00:28:15I still love you.
00:28:19Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:22No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:31I got these two again.
00:28:33Did he say, is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:36President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:38After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:40each of his descendants have all gone on
00:28:42to become five-star generals,
00:28:43the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:45Glad you buffoons know your history.
00:28:47Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:28:48I got lost trying to find Atlanta,
00:28:50then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:28:56And that there is,
00:28:58that is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:02He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:04Dr. House?
00:29:05Yes.
00:29:05I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:07Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:09Yep, that's me.
00:29:10Son of James House.
00:29:12Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.
00:29:15I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him
00:29:17when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:18So he's been off crowning himself a waterfall
00:29:21somewhere in the Netherlands
00:29:22for the last 14 years.
00:29:24And I'm late,
00:29:25because I ran out of gum
00:29:26and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:32Hey, Alan.
00:29:33Who are these weirdos,
00:29:34and why are they here?
00:29:36Uh, they're all your fiancés.
00:29:39What?
00:29:41Fiancés.
00:29:44Plural?
00:29:45Fiancés.
00:29:46Plural?
00:29:47Watch it, nerds.
00:29:49I'm her fiancés.
00:29:50No, I'm her fiancés.
00:29:52You can both shut up.
00:29:53I'm her fiancés.
00:29:55It's you.
00:29:56It's me.
00:29:57Who the hell is he?
00:29:58I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:00Tch, tch.
00:30:00How are all three
00:30:02of these men
00:30:04my fiancés?
00:30:05Uh, your father had arranged
00:30:07these engagements years ago,
00:30:08but I didn't tell you
00:30:09because you decided to marry
00:30:10Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:12She has three
00:30:14bad-ass fiancés
00:30:15and she marries his dumbass.
00:30:19Whatever.
00:30:21Since you're all here,
00:30:22help me finish him.
00:30:25Since you're all here,
00:30:28help me finish him.
00:30:30At your service.
00:30:32Me too.
00:30:38One down,
00:30:39two more to go.
00:30:40She's become queen.
00:30:41Bishop to g4.
00:30:46Oh, oh, what is that?
00:30:50The most German fest
00:30:51in water in the Nile River.
00:30:53Ah!
00:30:56Rook to a8.
00:30:58Oh, that's right.
00:31:02Hello?
00:31:06I thought I was king.
00:31:07No, you wish.
00:31:08The king doesn't do anything,
00:31:10so Ellen can be my king.
00:31:12Oh, fine.
00:31:17Bankrupt the f4.
00:31:18It's right this second.
00:31:24Hi.
00:31:26I've been bankrupt.
00:31:27No!
00:31:31Who is...
00:31:36I've been bankrupt.
00:31:38No!
00:31:39I told you I would remove
00:31:40all of you from status and power
00:31:42if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:43Well, guess what?
00:31:44Game over.
00:31:46All right, boys.
00:31:47Let's figure out
00:31:48this four-way engagement.
00:31:49Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:52I'm right with you.
00:31:54Wait for me.
00:31:55Nobody beats me
00:31:56to the finish line.
00:32:06Angela!
00:32:09You already have
00:32:11three fiancés?
00:32:12You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:15I want compensation.
00:32:19You greedy S.O.B.
00:32:21Who the f4 is that?
00:32:23My ex-husband.
00:32:25Wait, you were married?
00:32:26Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,
00:32:29then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:31More for me.
00:32:32No, no, of course not.
00:32:34Just, do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:37Don't steal my joke.
00:32:38I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:41All evidence of your past with him.
00:32:42Oh, my God.
00:32:44What?
00:32:44Is there something on my face?
00:32:45Uh, yeah.
00:32:47Murderous intent.
00:32:49Let's remarry.
00:32:51Let's remarry.
00:32:53You still don't realize
00:32:55I only fell in love with you
00:32:57because you saved me from drowning
00:32:59three years ago.
00:33:25Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:27We need to wreck right away.
00:33:29Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson
00:33:31are causing mayhem
00:33:31at the company warehouse.
00:33:33Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:37She should be okay now.
00:33:42Hey, you!
00:33:44Watch over here.
00:33:45I'll be right back.
00:33:54You saved me.
00:33:58Fuck.
00:34:00I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:03Fuck.
00:34:04I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:06You've cheated on me.
00:34:08You've hit me.
00:34:09You've insulted me.
00:34:11And after all that,
00:34:13I never want to see you again.
00:34:15I fucking hate you.
00:34:18I'm a lady lock-on.
00:34:20God, what now?
00:34:23Yes, we understand that you are
00:34:25a very busy person,
00:34:27but if you're not going to give your ex-husband
00:34:29the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:31How about us three?
00:34:32Yes, unlike that scumbag,
00:34:34we won't turn on you.
00:34:36Yeah, no.
00:34:37You're all fired
00:34:38for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:40But...
00:34:41This is your fault, you doofus.
00:34:43We never should have believed
00:34:44you're bulls**t.
00:34:45No.
00:34:46No.
00:34:48We can't lose our positions
00:34:49with Elon Musk and the Lockhart.
00:34:53I'll fail me.
00:34:54I'll get you for this.
00:35:02I never should have listened to you.
00:35:03I'm ruined because of you.
00:35:20So, what's the situation here?
00:35:22I want to marry you.
00:35:36Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago
00:35:38and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:42But what if I told you
00:35:44that we've known each other
00:35:45for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:48Much longer.
00:35:53Angela, your parents would like to have a video
00:35:55call with all of you.
00:36:00My lovely princess,
00:36:02how are you?
00:36:03Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:05The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:08Perfect for a wedding,
00:36:09wouldn't you say?
00:36:10I heard you finally divorced
00:36:13that good-for-nothing,
00:36:15blood-sucking,
00:36:16free-letter husband of yours.
00:36:18Can't call his name,
00:36:20but anyway, congratulations.
00:36:22I've selected three prime young men
00:36:25for you to choose from
00:36:26to replace him.
00:36:28Oh, you must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:31Otherwise...
00:36:32Let me do it.
00:36:33You must choose one of them
00:36:35in seven days.
00:36:37Otherwise,
00:36:38we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:40Mom?
00:36:42All right, honey,
00:36:43that's it.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:45Bye.
00:36:49So,
00:36:50who are we going to choose?
00:36:53Well,
00:36:55what if I
00:36:56want all three of you?
00:36:58Well,
00:37:00what if I
00:37:01want all three of you?
00:37:04That seems greedy.
00:37:12I can always
00:37:14remove the other two options.
00:37:16Hey,
00:37:17I may be a doctor,
00:37:19but I can take lives too.
00:37:20I know
00:37:21and have access
00:37:22to all the
00:37:23devious poisons
00:37:24in the world.
00:37:25Whoa, okay.
00:37:26No murder, please.
00:37:28I was just kidding.
00:37:30We have seven days
00:37:32to win her over.
00:37:33Ooh.
00:37:34It's like
00:37:35The Bachelorette.
00:37:36I know.
00:37:37We'll start
00:37:38with challenge one.
00:37:41Welcome to the show,
00:37:42the three badasses
00:37:43who want me.
00:37:45Today,
00:37:45we have our
00:37:46first challenge.
00:37:49What
00:37:50is
00:37:50all of this,
00:37:52Ellen?
00:37:52You'll see.
00:38:01Oh my god,
00:38:02oh my god,
00:38:03cockroaches!
00:38:04All women
00:38:05are afraid
00:38:06of cockroaches,
00:38:07and it is
00:38:08every man's job
00:38:09to save
00:38:09their beloved woman
00:38:10from this monstrosity
00:38:12of a creature.
00:38:13What will
00:38:13our three candidates
00:38:14do to prove
00:38:15their undying love
00:38:16for our single
00:38:17but screaming
00:38:18her head off
00:38:19heiress?
00:38:28Looks like
00:38:28one of our
00:38:29contestants
00:38:29has already
00:38:30called it quits.
00:38:30It's up
00:38:31to the final two.
00:38:55Crunchy
00:38:57That is sick cold.
00:38:59Hey,
00:39:00when you're
00:39:00stranded in the
00:39:00middle of the
00:39:01battlefield,
00:39:01you'll be glad
00:39:02to see
00:39:02one of these
00:39:03around.
00:39:05There are
00:39:06two more
00:39:06left.
00:39:07Want to try
00:39:07one?
00:39:07Oh my god,
00:39:08no,
00:39:08no!
00:39:11Oh my god,
00:39:12save me!
00:39:12Save you!
00:39:13Save me!
00:39:15Save me!
00:39:17I'm a
00:39:18germaphoic
00:39:19doctor.
00:39:19These hands
00:39:20can't get germs
00:39:21on them.
00:39:21They're for
00:39:21surgery
00:39:22and saving
00:39:23lives.
00:39:38Thank god
00:39:39thank god
00:39:39you're here.
00:39:42Are you
00:39:42alright,
00:39:42honey?
00:39:44Angela!
00:39:48Alright,
00:39:48you won the
00:39:48first challenge,
00:39:49so your reward,
00:39:51you get to watch
00:39:52over her for the
00:39:53night.
00:39:54Just don't cross
00:39:55the line,
00:39:55if you know
00:39:56what I mean.
00:39:56I'm not her
00:39:56scumbag husband.
00:39:58You have nothing
00:39:58to worry about.
00:40:05Honestly,
00:40:05even if you guys
00:40:06fuck,
00:40:06it's not like it's
00:40:07against the rules
00:40:07or anything.
00:40:08At least my girl
00:40:09can get some.
00:40:10I bet her husband
00:40:11does a small dick
00:40:11anyway.
00:40:14The cockroaches!
00:40:15They're gone,
00:40:16they're gone.
00:40:17There's nothing in this
00:40:18room except you and
00:40:19me, okay?
00:40:20I'm going to kill
00:40:22Ellen when I see
00:40:23her tomorrow.
00:40:28I need a drink.
00:40:37Whoa,
00:40:38easy,
00:40:38you're on an
00:40:38empty stomach.
00:40:40Oh,
00:40:41why do you care?
00:40:42You're trying to
00:40:43drink away your
00:40:44sorrows,
00:40:44Angela.
00:40:47You guys are
00:40:48right.
00:40:49I was blind
00:40:50for marrying
00:40:51that asshole.
00:40:53You know,
00:40:54I wasted
00:40:55three whole years
00:40:57of my life
00:40:58with him.
00:40:59He never even
00:41:00loved me.
00:41:00And I gave up
00:41:02my entire career
00:41:03for him.
00:41:07Do you really
00:41:08think that you
00:41:08would still be
00:41:09number one on
00:41:09the Forbes
00:41:1030 Under 30
00:41:10list if I was
00:41:11around?
00:41:15You may not
00:41:16be number one
00:41:16on Forbes'
00:41:17list,
00:41:17but you know
00:41:19what you're
00:41:19number one
00:41:19in.
00:41:20What?
00:41:24You're number
00:41:25one here.
00:41:31You know,
00:41:33we've known each
00:41:33other kind of a long
00:41:34time.
00:41:35Lies.
00:41:38You all just want
00:41:39something from me.
00:41:45Angela,
00:41:47I know it's hard
00:41:48to trust again,
00:41:50but I assure you
00:41:52I don't care
00:41:54what family you're
00:41:55from.
00:41:56I'm the richest
00:41:57man in the nation.
00:41:58I don't need your
00:41:59power,
00:42:00your status,
00:42:02your wealth,
00:42:03your connections.
00:42:05I just need you.
00:42:09I'll prove my love
00:42:11to you within six
00:42:11days,
00:42:12I promise.
00:42:24Screw the contest.
00:42:26I just want love.
00:42:29Angela,
00:42:31you're drunk.
00:42:32I'm an adult,
00:42:33can't I go just
00:42:34get what she wants?
00:42:36Okay.
00:42:41But love and sex
00:42:42aren't exactly the
00:42:43same thing.
00:42:45Well,
00:42:46they're not
00:42:46mutually exclusive
00:42:48either.
00:42:49Okay.
00:42:57This is what you want.
00:43:25Nine-inch penis.
00:43:27Morning to you too.
00:43:29You sure you
00:43:30were drunk last
00:43:30night?
00:43:31You wouldn't...
00:43:32A girl remembers
00:43:33when she's had a
00:43:34nine-inch penis
00:43:36inside of her.
00:43:37Well,
00:43:38glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:40But don't tell
00:43:41Shane or Cole
00:43:43because then
00:43:44they would...
00:43:45Say that you
00:43:45were being unfair?
00:43:47Technically,
00:43:48us having sex
00:43:49doesn't break
00:43:49any rules.
00:43:50I won the
00:43:51first challenge
00:43:51and according
00:43:53to Ellen,
00:43:54my prize was
00:43:54to spend a night
00:43:55with you
00:43:56anyways.
00:43:57Don't make this
00:43:58any harder
00:43:59than it already
00:44:00is.
00:44:03Are you sure
00:44:04you don't want
00:44:04it pretty hard?
00:44:07It's not.
00:44:10Fine,
00:44:11fine,
00:44:11fine.
00:44:14I won't tell.
00:44:17But only on
00:44:18one condition.
00:44:23You have to go out
00:44:26on a date with me.
00:44:29Fine.
00:44:33I've had a crush
00:44:33on you since
00:44:34college, Angela.
00:44:36You never noticed
00:44:37me.
00:44:42You should get dressed
00:44:44and get out of here
00:44:44before anyone
00:44:45sees you.
00:44:48It's only 7am.
00:44:49She's still sleeping.
00:44:50I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:51Yeah,
00:44:51I'm not letting
00:44:52my fiancé be alone
00:44:53with another man
00:44:54for another second.
00:44:57Morning, gentlemen.
00:44:59Oh,
00:44:59or shall I say
00:45:00ruchmen?
00:45:01Oh,
00:45:01don't mind him.
00:45:04What's up, guys?
00:45:05We're ready
00:45:06for the second challenge.
00:45:08No cockroaches
00:45:09this time.
00:45:09Yes,
00:45:10no more terrifying
00:45:11things.
00:45:12That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:13This better be
00:45:14a good challenge,
00:45:15Ellen.
00:45:15I'm sure you'll
00:45:16all enjoy this one.
00:45:17The second challenge
00:45:18is...
00:45:19The second challenge
00:45:20is...
00:45:21a date.
00:45:22Lane,
00:45:23I should have asked
00:45:24for something else.
00:45:25A date?
00:45:26That's it.
00:45:27What's the catch?
00:45:28No catch.
00:45:29Just who
00:45:30Ms. Lockhart
00:45:31enjoys spending
00:45:31her time with
00:45:32the most.
00:45:32As simple as that.
00:45:33I know what I want to do.
00:45:34Let's start with me first.
00:45:35Okay.
00:45:36Pulls up first,
00:45:37then...
00:45:37Me.
00:45:38Save the best for last.
00:45:41Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:42Then it's decided.
00:45:47Please,
00:45:48don't take my BMW away.
00:45:50Too bad.
00:45:51You pissed off
00:45:52the Lockharts.
00:45:54I have nothing left.
00:46:03It's that bitch
00:46:04who ruined me.
00:46:08It's that bitch
00:46:10who ruined me.
00:46:19Give no eyes
00:46:20and I will serve.
00:46:21At ease,
00:46:22Lieutenant.
00:46:22This is my Lieutenant.
00:46:24He also manages
00:46:25this boxing job.
00:46:26Pleasure to meet you,
00:46:26Madam Eisenhower!
00:46:27He's so serious.
00:46:29But,
00:46:30hang on.
00:46:31Lieutenant,
00:46:32I don't know
00:46:33who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:34Baby,
00:46:35I decided to take you here
00:46:36on my first date
00:46:37so that I can introduce
00:46:38you to my guns.
00:46:39Guns?
00:46:39Like,
00:46:40murder weapons?
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43Murder weapons.
00:47:03You're like my guns, babe.
00:47:05Pretty rock hard.
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:08Let me show you
00:47:09what I can do
00:47:09what I can do
00:47:09with them.
00:47:10Lieutenant!
00:47:11Come close!
00:47:13Wait!
00:47:14You're just going to
00:47:15hit him like that?
00:47:16He's not even
00:47:16going to fight back?
00:47:17Fighting back
00:47:17will be treason,
00:47:18ma'am!
00:47:19Treason?
00:47:20You guys are
00:47:21way too serious.
00:47:23Look,
00:47:23you Lockhart bitch!
00:47:24I caught you!
00:47:25If I'm going down,
00:47:26you're all going down
00:47:27with me!
00:47:28Lieutenant!
00:47:29Piss or attack!
00:47:42You dare try
00:47:43to hurt my wife?
00:47:47I will make you pay!
00:47:50You don't need
00:47:51to keep beating him up.
00:47:52We could just
00:47:52take him to the cops.
00:47:54Not when he tries
00:47:54to hurt you.
00:48:01It's always a bit
00:48:02violent.
00:48:03Some might call
00:48:04it being protective.
00:48:05Poor anger issues.
00:48:07What if we get married
00:48:08and I forget to use
00:48:09a coaster on an
00:48:10antique table or
00:48:10something?
00:48:11Is he going to be
00:48:12like, rough?
00:48:14Hey, some girls
00:48:15are into that.
00:48:16I don't know
00:48:17if I am.
00:48:20Well, maybe
00:48:20Shane will be
00:48:21your type.
00:48:25Your date
00:48:25with Shane
00:48:26starts now.
00:48:30Hey.
00:48:31Hey.
00:48:33Cool ride.
00:48:35A gift from
00:48:35the Chancellor
00:48:36of Germany
00:48:37when I saved
00:48:37his wife.
00:48:38Impressive.
00:48:42Your breath
00:48:43smells like
00:48:44peppermint.
00:48:45Refreshing.
00:48:46I got
00:48:47cool mint, too.
00:48:48Or do you
00:48:49prefer
00:48:49spearmint?
00:48:51What do you
00:48:52not have in
00:48:53this coat of
00:48:54yours?
00:48:55Fruit flavor
00:48:56gum.
00:48:56I can't
00:48:56stand those.
00:48:57So,
00:48:58where are you
00:48:59taking these?
00:48:59Let me show
00:49:00you.
00:49:07Dr. Wilson!
00:49:09A VIP
00:49:10of VIPs.
00:49:12Right this
00:49:13way.
00:49:13VIP of
00:49:13VIPs?
00:49:14Ah, just
00:49:15some other
00:49:16guy I saved.
00:49:17I forget
00:49:17who.
00:49:18You saved a
00:49:19lot of
00:49:19football.
00:49:20I do
00:49:20what I
00:49:21can.
00:49:22Oh, my
00:49:23gosh.
00:49:24It's my
00:49:25gold-digging
00:49:25neighbor who
00:49:25just got dumped
00:49:26by her
00:49:26husband.
00:49:28Sandra
00:49:29Miller.
00:49:30What are you
00:49:30doing here?
00:49:31I just
00:49:31thought this
00:49:32was for the
00:49:32VIP of VIPs.
00:49:34Your mother-in-law
00:49:34told me all
00:49:35about the
00:49:35divorce and
00:49:36how you
00:49:36hired some
00:49:37gigolo to
00:49:37beat her and
00:49:38Kaylee
00:49:38Vanderbilt up.
00:49:41How low of
00:49:42you.
00:49:43What are you
00:49:44doing here,
00:49:44Sandra?
00:49:45Of course your
00:49:45birdbrain
00:49:46wouldn't remember.
00:49:47I sell high-fashion
00:49:48jewelry pieces
00:49:49so high-end,
00:49:50you couldn't
00:49:51even afford
00:49:51even if you
00:49:52sold your
00:49:52organs.
00:49:53The auction
00:49:54begins.
00:49:56I'll deal
00:49:56with you
00:49:57later.
00:49:59Here, I'll
00:49:59just be
00:50:00one second.
00:50:05Cameron,
00:50:06I have a
00:50:07task for
00:50:08you.
00:50:10Our next
00:50:11piece is
00:50:11absolutely
00:50:12extraordinary.
00:50:14Cleopatra's
00:50:15armband,
00:50:16sold by our
00:50:17vendor,
00:50:18Sandra Miller,
00:50:19for five
00:50:20million dollars.
00:50:23Excuse me,
00:50:24I'd like to
00:50:25donate this
00:50:25piece to
00:50:26auction.
00:50:27It's Queen
00:50:27Victoria's
00:50:28ring.
00:50:29I'd like to
00:50:30donate this
00:50:31piece to
00:50:31auction.
00:50:32It's Queen
00:50:32Victoria's
00:50:33ring.
00:50:34What are you
00:50:34doing?
00:50:35Just watch.
00:50:37Come on.
00:50:42That is
00:50:43Queen
00:50:43Victoria's
00:50:44ring?
00:50:45Please, I'm
00:50:46an expert and
00:50:47that's a fake.
00:50:47She probably
00:50:48got it at the
00:50:49flea market
00:50:50she works at.
00:50:51You work at a
00:50:51flea market?
00:50:52Not this
00:50:53again.
00:50:54Cut the
00:50:54bullshit.
00:50:55That wouldn't
00:50:55even sell for
00:50:56five dollars.
00:50:57Oh, yeah?
00:50:58Here, you want
00:50:58it?
00:50:59For free.
00:51:00Ew, I don't
00:51:01want that trash
00:51:02from a stinky
00:51:02hippie peddler.
00:51:05Well, that's
00:51:06too bad then,
00:51:07because you
00:51:07are the
00:51:08fraud.
00:51:10What are you
00:51:11talking about?
00:51:11Who the hell
00:51:12are you to
00:51:12accuse me?
00:51:13Throw them
00:51:14out.
00:51:15Dr. Wilson,
00:51:16I know you're a
00:51:17legend in
00:51:17medicine.
00:51:18But we're
00:51:19professionals.
00:51:21Oh, yeah?
00:51:21And that
00:51:22armband
00:51:23sells for
00:51:23five million
00:51:24dollars?
00:51:25Yeah.
00:51:26Mine is the
00:51:27real thing.
00:51:27You two are
00:51:28just upset
00:51:29because you're
00:51:29too poor
00:51:30to afford
00:51:31our luxury
00:51:32items.
00:51:33What is that
00:51:33so?
00:51:34What a so-called
00:51:35expert fell to
00:51:36recognize Queen
00:51:36Victoria's ring
00:51:37then?
00:51:38Dear Lord,
00:51:41this is
00:51:41real.
00:51:42It's
00:51:43authentic.
00:51:44It's
00:51:45Queen
00:51:45Victoria's ring.
00:51:50Cameron,
00:51:50what have you
00:51:51found?
00:51:52Yeah,
00:51:53that picture of
00:51:53Cleopatra's
00:51:54armband you
00:51:54sent me,
00:51:55it's a replica.
00:51:58They have the
00:51:58same one right
00:51:59here at the
00:51:59flea market.
00:52:01So,
00:52:03you're the
00:52:03fraud.
00:52:05So you just
00:52:05went to the
00:52:06flea market
00:52:06so you can
00:52:07buy some
00:52:07fakes.
00:52:08And Cameron,
00:52:09how much are
00:52:10these fakes
00:52:10being sold
00:52:11for?
00:52:12$150.
00:52:13Wow,
00:52:14not even
00:52:15$5.
00:52:16Sandra.
00:52:18You've been
00:52:18duping us
00:52:19the whole
00:52:20time?
00:52:21Arrest her!
00:52:22No!
00:52:23Please!
00:52:24He was just
00:52:24this one time!
00:52:26Please!
00:52:27What's going
00:52:27on,
00:52:27Dr. Wilson?
00:52:29Uh,
00:52:30investigating
00:52:30lead poisoning
00:52:31from cheap
00:52:31jewelry for
00:52:32the emperor
00:52:33of Japan.
00:52:33Bye.
00:52:34Blackalista
00:52:34from the
00:52:35jewelry industry
00:52:35forever.
00:52:45I had a
00:52:46really great
00:52:46time tonight.
00:52:47Me too.
00:52:49May I
00:52:49have a kiss?
00:53:05Something
00:53:06wrong?
00:53:07Do you
00:53:07always have
00:53:08gum in your
00:53:09mouth?
00:53:15Yep,
00:53:16you never
00:53:16have to
00:53:16worry
00:53:16about
00:53:17stinky
00:53:17breath
00:53:17for
00:53:17me.
00:53:26Oh,
00:53:29you owe us
00:53:30a bunch
00:53:30of money,
00:53:31Cooper.
00:53:32I don't
00:53:33have any
00:53:33money.
00:53:34How did
00:53:34you pay
00:53:35for this
00:53:35hotel?
00:53:37I guess
00:53:38you'll
00:53:39only
00:53:39pay up
00:53:41if I
00:53:42break
00:53:42your
00:53:43other
00:53:43leg.
00:53:43stop!
00:53:48Mr.
00:53:49Vandeville
00:53:52Mr.
00:53:52Buffett
00:53:57This is the
00:53:58contract for
00:53:58the Maple
00:53:59Plaza project.
00:54:00That's right.
00:54:00Miss Musk
00:54:01wanted me to
00:54:02give it to you.
00:54:03I knew
00:54:04Angelo was
00:54:04still in love
00:54:05with me.
00:54:06I knew
00:54:07Angelo was
00:54:07still in love
00:54:08with me.
00:54:08Now,
00:54:08sorry about
00:54:10those injuries
00:54:10from earlier.
00:54:11It was all
00:54:11just a little
00:54:13misunderstand.
00:54:14Yeah,
00:54:15we could be
00:54:15partners again.
00:54:18And then maybe
00:54:18you can tell
00:54:20Lady Lockhart
00:54:21put in a good
00:54:22word for us?
00:54:23Angela still
00:54:24loves me.
00:54:24She's just
00:54:25throwing a fit.
00:54:26She'll be back
00:54:27to me soon
00:54:27enough.
00:54:28Yeah,
00:54:28do you need
00:54:29any help
00:54:29winning her
00:54:30back?
00:54:30We can give
00:54:31you jewelry
00:54:32to give to
00:54:32her.
00:54:33I was just
00:54:34sucking up
00:54:35to these
00:54:35pricks a few
00:54:36days ago
00:54:36and now
00:54:36they're all
00:54:37begging me
00:54:37to help
00:54:38them out.
00:54:39It feels
00:54:39so damn
00:54:40good to be
00:54:40in power.
00:54:42Sure.
00:54:43I'll put in
00:54:44a good word
00:54:45for you.
00:54:45I just
00:54:46need...
00:54:47Anything.
00:54:47You tell
00:54:48us,
00:54:48we'll give
00:54:49you anything.
00:54:49Once I
00:54:50take everything
00:54:51from these
00:54:51idiots,
00:54:52I'll go
00:54:53after Angela
00:54:55Lockhart
00:54:55for my
00:54:56revenge.
00:55:02I've given
00:55:02a contract
00:55:03to Jerry
00:55:03Cooper
00:55:04just like
00:55:04you asked
00:55:04me to.
00:55:05Well done,
00:55:06he'll be
00:55:06fucked soon.
00:55:09Well done,
00:55:10he'll be
00:55:10fucked soon.
00:55:11I don't get
00:55:12it,
00:55:12Ms. Musk.
00:55:13My contract
00:55:14has a preliminary
00:55:14clause.
00:55:15It requires
00:55:16him to pay
00:55:1650% of the
00:55:17costs up front
00:55:18as a deposit.
00:55:19And if
00:55:19you care,
00:55:20then what?
00:55:21He'll be
00:55:21bankrupt.
00:55:22So as long
00:55:23as his
00:55:23greeting
00:55:23has to
00:55:24take it.
00:55:26I'm avenging
00:55:27my best
00:55:27friend.
00:55:28I want to
00:55:29show the
00:55:29world that
00:55:29without
00:55:29Angela
00:55:30Lockhart,
00:55:31he's
00:55:31nothing.
00:55:38I signed
00:55:39the Maple
00:55:39Plaza project.
00:55:41We should
00:55:41celebrate.
00:55:42You did?
00:55:43You see,
00:55:44I know my
00:55:45son has
00:55:45it in him.
00:55:46That skank,
00:55:47Angela,
00:55:47is nothing
00:55:48next to you.
00:55:49And it's
00:55:50all thanks
00:55:51to you,
00:55:52sweetheart.
00:55:53Actually,
00:55:53it's thanks
00:55:54to Angela.
00:55:57What?
00:55:59You're trying
00:55:59to ditch me
00:56:00to go back
00:56:01to your wife?
00:56:02Oh,
00:56:02no,
00:56:02no,
00:56:03no,
00:56:03no,
00:56:03he's not.
00:56:04Jared,
00:56:04what are you
00:56:05doing?
00:56:05You have
00:56:06such a beautiful
00:56:07and bright
00:56:08future ahead of you.
00:56:09It's my
00:56:10decision,
00:56:11mom.
00:56:11I'm the head
00:56:12of the house
00:56:12here.
00:56:13I'm telling
00:56:14my dad.
00:56:15Fine,
00:56:16go right ahead.
00:56:16He has enough
00:56:17problems himself.
00:56:17If you're
00:56:18obedient,
00:56:19I'll keep you
00:56:19around as his
00:56:20side piece,
00:56:21but if not,
00:56:21you can scram.
00:56:23Dad,
00:56:25Jared is being
00:56:26mean to me.
00:56:27Teach him a
00:56:27lesson.
00:56:28Kaylee,
00:56:28be a good
00:56:29girl,
00:56:30okay?
00:56:30Jared has the
00:56:31backing of some
00:56:32very powerful
00:56:33people now.
00:56:34Don't get on
00:56:34his bad side.
00:56:36We can't
00:56:36afford to piss
00:56:37him off,
00:56:38so do as he
00:56:39says.
00:56:40What,
00:56:40dad?
00:56:47I'm sorry.
00:56:49Be your
00:56:50side piece.
00:56:51Very good.
00:56:53I'm happy
00:56:53you've come
00:56:54around.
00:56:54Now let's go
00:56:55celebrate.
00:56:58I mean,
00:56:59do I really
00:57:00want to be with
00:57:01Mr. Minty
00:57:01Mouth forever
00:57:02though?
00:57:03But that tongue
00:57:04action though.
00:57:05Tongue is
00:57:06important in
00:57:07more than just
00:57:08one spot.
00:57:08Ellen,
00:57:08we are in
00:57:09public.
00:57:09It's true.
00:57:11Oh,
00:57:12stomach ache.
00:57:13Again?
00:57:14I have to run
00:57:14to the bathroom.
00:57:15Devin should be
00:57:16here to pick you
00:57:17up soon.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19Devin's late.
00:57:21Not a good
00:57:22sign for a date.
00:57:25This hotel
00:57:26restaurant has
00:57:27five Michelin
00:57:28stars.
00:57:30It's her.
00:57:31And she's
00:57:32alone with
00:57:32no one to
00:57:33save her.
00:57:36You whore.
00:57:37You seduced my
00:57:38son so he'd
00:57:38get back with
00:57:39you.
00:57:43Let me tell
00:57:44you, I would
00:57:45never go back
00:57:46even if your
00:57:47entire family
00:57:47got down on
00:57:48their knees
00:57:49and begged
00:57:49me.
00:57:52Hey, you guys
00:57:53can fight all you
00:57:54want, but you
00:57:54need to take this
00:57:55somewhere else.
00:57:56Whoever gets rid
00:57:57of her for me
00:57:58gets all this.
00:57:59What?
00:58:00Why do I have to
00:58:00leave?
00:58:01She's the one
00:58:01starting shit.
00:58:02Because I have
00:58:03money and you
00:58:04don't.
00:58:05You're just a
00:58:05stinky, hippie
00:58:06peddler.
00:58:07And my son
00:58:08just signed a
00:58:09$100 billion
00:58:10contract.
00:58:11He's still got
00:58:12the contract?
00:58:14Hmm.
00:58:15Must be
00:58:15Ellen's doing.
00:58:16Even if he does
00:58:17sign it, he doesn't
00:58:18have the liquidity
00:58:19to pay the deposit
00:58:20up front.
00:58:20Oh, he's just
00:58:22gonna...
00:58:23Bet you've never
00:58:23seen this much
00:58:24cash before.
00:58:26Bet you've never
00:58:27seen this much
00:58:28cash before.
00:58:31You take my charity
00:58:33and toss it in my
00:58:34face as if it's
00:58:35your own.
00:58:36My maid wouldn't
00:58:37even pick up such
00:58:38a pitiful amount.
00:58:39$1,000 to take
00:58:41her away.
00:58:42$2,000 to drag
00:58:44her away.
00:58:45$5,000 to beat
00:58:48her away.
00:58:51Oh, whoa, hey!
00:58:52Hey!
00:58:53Ow, hey!
00:58:57You okay?
00:58:58Are you hurt?
00:59:03Weakling.
00:59:04You!
00:59:05You!
00:59:06Just a few days
00:59:06ago, you found
00:59:07yourself a boy toy
00:59:08right after getting
00:59:09divorced.
00:59:09And now you have
00:59:10two more?
00:59:11What a whore.
00:59:12What a whore.
00:59:14Yeah.
00:59:14And Jared wanted
00:59:15to get back with
00:59:16her?
00:59:17What if she has
00:59:18an STD?
00:59:19Oh, like sleeping
00:59:20with a married man
00:59:21wouldn't give you
00:59:22an STD.
00:59:23Let's go.
00:59:24We'll expose her
00:59:25to Jared.
00:59:26Hang on.
00:59:28What do you want?
00:59:30I'll scream!
00:59:31I don't hear a woman.
00:59:33But I never said
00:59:33I don't kill her.
00:59:36But I never said
00:59:37I don't kill her.
00:59:40Oh, God.
00:59:41He is a murderer.
00:59:42What if he murders
00:59:43me?
00:59:44Not him.
00:59:44Definitely not him.
00:59:50We're not afraid
00:59:52of you.
00:59:52That's enough.
00:59:53This isn't a war zone.
00:59:55He'll be removed
00:59:55from being a
00:59:56five-star general
00:59:57if he hurt a civilian
00:59:58without adequate cause.
00:59:59I was just
01:00:00messing with him.
01:00:01Was he, though?
01:00:03We're not afraid
01:00:03of you.
01:00:05Jared!
01:00:06You have to avenge us.
01:00:07Look at this slut.
01:00:08She's found
01:00:09two more boy toys.
01:00:10She's cheating on you.
01:00:11Don't get back
01:00:12with her.
01:00:13Oh, Mr. Cooper,
01:00:14it's you.
01:00:14I apologize for this scene.
01:00:16I'll toss out the potty crashes
01:00:17immediately so that you
01:00:19can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:21Who did you say
01:00:21you were going to toss out?
01:00:23Who did you say
01:00:23you were going to toss out?
01:00:25The potty crashes.
01:00:29You have any idea
01:00:30who that is?
01:00:31That's my wife.
01:00:32Please, save that title
01:00:33for the real skank over there.
01:00:35That's right.
01:00:36Know your place.
01:00:37Shut up!
01:00:38She's cheating on you!
01:00:42Know your place.
01:00:43You're just a side piece.
01:00:44If I still want you, that is.
01:00:46Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:48This is Eric Vanderbilt's
01:00:49only daughter.
01:00:50You slap her
01:00:51for this whore?
01:00:52Mom!
01:00:53They really think
01:00:54there's something, huh?
01:00:55Angela's an heiress
01:00:56to a family
01:00:57whose wealth and status
01:00:58goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:00She's richer even
01:01:01than Ellen Musk.
01:01:02I only got
01:01:03the Maple Plaza project
01:01:04because she gave it to me.
01:01:07What?
01:01:08You, apologize right now
01:01:10or I will kick you
01:01:11and your father to the curb.
01:01:18I'm sorry.
01:01:21No, this can't be.
01:01:23I made you divorce.
01:01:28Go home.
01:01:29You're not suited
01:01:31to come with me
01:01:31to my celebration banquet.
01:01:37I apologize
01:01:39on behalf of my mother.
01:01:41Honey, I know you came here
01:01:43to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:45I promise no one
01:01:46will bother you anymore.
01:01:47I didn't come here for you.
01:01:50I'm on a date.
01:01:52A date with two men
01:01:54at the same time?
01:01:56She really is a whore.
01:01:57Angela, please forgive me.
01:01:59I really do love you.
01:02:03Oh, Lady Knockhart is here!
01:02:07Oh, Lady Knockhart is here!
01:02:10Yeah, we already know
01:02:13you beat Ford's effort.
01:02:15We're too old for that.
01:02:17They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:19Please, you gave me the contract
01:02:21so if anyone should go
01:02:22as my guest of honor,
01:02:24it should be you.
01:02:24Oh, yes, please,
01:02:26Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:27We'll all be one
01:02:28happy business family again.
01:02:30What the hell
01:02:32are you all doing here?
01:02:33Where were you?
01:02:35Stomach issues.
01:02:36Again?
01:02:38Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:40No.
01:02:42Let me make myself clear,
01:02:44okay?
01:02:46I would rather die
01:02:47than be with you again.
01:02:49Seems that they're not
01:02:51actually on good terms.
01:02:53I can't lose face
01:02:54in front of these pricks.
01:02:55Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:02:57Angela, I know you're still mad,
01:02:59but please give me a chance.
01:03:00I'll prove it to you.
01:03:02You want a chance?
01:03:03Angela, no.
01:03:04You have three great guys here
01:03:06who all want to marry you.
01:03:07Don't take him back.
01:03:09I'll give you two choices.
01:03:13I'll give you two choices.
01:03:17Me.
01:03:18Or the contract.
01:03:20You're kidding me.
01:03:21No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:24If you choose me,
01:03:26we can remarry this week.
01:03:28But you don't get
01:03:30the $100 billion contract.
01:03:32The choice is all yours.
01:03:34So that's a choice.
01:03:36You think so?
01:03:37He either marries a royal heiress
01:03:39or gets a contract
01:03:39that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:41Either way, benefits.
01:03:43Why can't I have both?
01:03:45You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:48Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:03:50I deserve the contract.
01:03:52Did you really?
01:03:57Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:00He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:03Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:05I, uh, I choose the contract.
01:04:08I knew it.
01:04:09You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:12With this contract,
01:04:14my company's earning potential
01:04:15is limitless.
01:04:16Angela Lockhart,
01:04:18you humiliated me
01:04:19in front of everyone.
01:04:20I will get you one day.
01:04:22Let me show you something.
01:04:34You saved me.
01:04:41You saved me.
01:04:43I'm sorry
01:04:44if his lies led to you
01:04:46wasting three years of your life.
01:04:49But I promise you,
01:04:52I'm going to make it up to you
01:04:53with the rest of our lives.
01:04:54No, no.
01:04:55I wasn't lying.
01:04:56I just couldn't,
01:04:58can't remember exactly
01:04:59what happened that day.
01:05:07Does that mean
01:05:08we both each saved her once?
01:05:11What?
01:05:12Me?
01:05:13Dr. Wilson
01:05:14losing at saving people?
01:05:16No way.
01:05:17You guys,
01:05:18one of you,
01:05:19do something life-threatening
01:05:20right now.
01:05:21You're crazy.
01:05:23And actually,
01:05:25they've all been doing
01:05:26horrible shit
01:05:27behind your back.
01:05:28What?
01:05:31Mr. Sterling
01:05:32had me investigate
01:05:32their company's dealings.
01:05:34Turns out
01:05:34they've been fludging
01:05:35the numbers
01:05:35on your shared accounts
01:05:36and contracts.
01:05:38Put it simply,
01:05:39they've been stealing
01:05:40from you.
01:05:41I can't believe
01:05:42I didn't realize.
01:05:44Ms. Lockhart,
01:05:45I'm so sorry.
01:05:46I should have had
01:05:47third-party accountants
01:05:48check thoroughly.
01:05:49No, it's not your fault.
01:05:50They're just
01:05:51too slick.
01:05:52You'd like me
01:05:53to punish them,
01:05:54little.
01:05:54Oh, God.
01:05:54No.
01:05:55Not that again.
01:05:56Please.
01:05:57Max,
01:05:59you know what to do.
01:06:12The banks
01:06:13have pulled
01:06:14all of our funds.
01:06:15All business ties
01:06:16have been severed.
01:06:17We're bankrupt!
01:06:23How did you do that?
01:06:25Who are you?
01:06:26And don't say
01:06:27Spider-Man!
01:06:30I'll tell you
01:06:31who I am.
01:06:33I'll tell you
01:06:34who I am.
01:06:38I am Crypto-Punk
01:06:40number two!
01:06:41What did he say
01:06:42he was?
01:06:43That's more
01:06:43bizarre than
01:06:44Spider-Man!
01:06:46You're Crypto-Punk
01:06:47number two?
01:06:48Well,
01:06:49I'm Crypto-Punk
01:06:50number one.
01:06:51See?
01:06:52You are number one
01:06:53at something.
01:06:53The most expensive
01:06:54NFT collection
01:06:55in the world.
01:06:56Forget Forbes' list.
01:06:59It's all about
01:06:59young money now.
01:07:00So,
01:07:02how about our date?
01:07:08I'm not letting
01:07:09one-up me
01:07:10on this one.
01:07:11I'll spy too.
01:07:24They forgot
01:07:26to cancel
01:07:26my contract.
01:07:27I still have
01:07:29the $100 billion
01:07:30project.
01:07:31Yes!
01:07:33I'm rich!
01:07:35They'll make
01:07:36them all pay soon!
01:07:42What?
01:07:44Mr. Cooper, sir,
01:07:45the Maple Plaza
01:07:46contract requires
01:07:47us to provide
01:07:4750% of the costs
01:07:48up front.
01:07:49Otherwise,
01:07:50it's a breach
01:07:50of contract
01:07:51and we'll have
01:07:51to pay for
01:07:52all financial
01:07:52repercussions.
01:07:54No!
01:07:56I'm bankrupt!
01:07:58I'm just a little
01:07:59lockhart.
01:08:00You tricked me!
01:08:06Oh,
01:08:07allow me.
01:08:10I'm sorry,
01:08:11I was late,
01:08:11my queen.
01:08:12I had to get
01:08:13some very
01:08:14important materials
01:08:16for our
01:08:17special date.
01:08:18Well,
01:08:19cheers.
01:08:20Cheers.
01:08:30This looks good.
01:08:35Did you use
01:08:36my spices?
01:08:38I know your
01:08:39ex-in-law's
01:08:40never appreciated
01:08:40you.
01:08:43You can have
01:08:44all the money
01:08:45and power
01:08:45in the world
01:08:46and you still
01:08:47can't force
01:08:47a man to love
01:08:48you.
01:08:50Couldn't even
01:08:51remember our
01:08:51anniversary.
01:08:56angel,
01:08:58your future
01:08:59with me
01:09:03is going to be
01:09:04different.
01:09:04Come on.
01:09:06Let's dance.
01:09:08and you're
01:09:24nice.
01:09:25Wow.
01:09:27Devin, I can't believe
01:09:29this is what I've been
01:09:30missing out on these
01:09:31past few years
01:09:32just because of some
01:09:33silly mistake.
01:09:35Angela,
01:09:37I've known and loved
01:09:38you for three whole
01:09:39years.
01:09:40Actually,
01:09:41I've also loved you
01:09:43for three years.
01:09:44That's right.
01:09:45I fell in love with you
01:09:46three years ago, too.
01:09:48How is all of this
01:09:50possible?
01:09:50I didn't meet any of you
01:09:53until recently.
01:09:54Well, actually, maybe
01:09:56Devin, but...
01:09:58I've had a crush on you
01:09:59since college.
01:10:01You're my motivation
01:10:02to go to business school.
01:10:05Despite who you were,
01:10:07you never judged me
01:10:08for being poor.
01:10:11Are you trying
01:10:13to get hired
01:10:14at Fortune 500
01:10:15in a suit like that?
01:10:19All you do
01:10:20is babble on and on
01:10:22about Internet money,
01:10:24Bitcoin,
01:10:24and shit like that.
01:10:27Are you
01:10:28trying to steal
01:10:29my smart?
01:10:31I'll teach you
01:10:32a lesson.
01:10:34Hey!
01:10:35Get away from me!
01:10:39Feisty girl.
01:10:40I like her.
01:10:51How is he?
01:10:53It's a rare poison
01:10:54made from a mixture
01:10:55of dried roots
01:10:56found in Africa.
01:10:57Ostrogah,
01:10:58salt teeth.
01:10:59Can it be cured?
01:11:00I actually think
01:11:01I know that poison.
01:11:02It sounds really scary,
01:11:03but its cure can actually
01:11:04be found in any
01:11:05developed country.
01:11:06Household salt.
01:11:14I like her.
01:11:17There you go.
01:11:19What time is it?
01:11:22Oh, shoot.
01:11:24I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:32I like her.
01:11:33I like her.
01:11:33I like her.
01:11:34We have been rivals
01:11:35ever since.
01:11:36So,
01:11:37that's how
01:11:37I,
01:11:38well,
01:11:39we
01:11:40all met.
01:11:41I barely remember.
01:11:43Should I never let you
01:11:44go to swim practice
01:11:45that day?
01:11:46Matthew Richards,
01:11:47the guy who poisoned me,
01:11:50attacked you
01:11:50out of revenge.
01:11:51You wouldn't have known.
01:11:52I did hear he dropped out
01:11:53and became a loan shark,
01:11:54though.
01:11:54That makes you feel any better.
01:11:56Yeah,
01:11:57I think that suits him
01:11:58a little better.
01:11:59Yeah.
01:11:59Angela,
01:12:00your seven days
01:12:00is almost up.
01:12:02Now that you know,
01:12:03they all loved
01:12:03and fought for you
01:12:04for three years.
01:12:06Who will you pick?
01:12:11How can that be?
01:12:13Angela Lockhart
01:12:15is an heiress?
01:12:20Kaylee,
01:12:21we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:24Bankrupt?
01:12:25The Vanderbilt's
01:12:27have gone bankrupt?
01:12:29Well then,
01:12:30get out of here.
01:12:31You can't do this to me.
01:12:34Oh!
01:12:36Jared!
01:12:37Mom,
01:12:37it's me.
01:12:38What happened?
01:12:40Jared,
01:12:41I have carefully
01:12:42reconsidered.
01:12:43Angela is way better
01:12:45than this dimwit.
01:12:45You should get back
01:12:46with your wife.
01:12:47We're bankrupt.
01:12:49What?
01:12:53Jared Cooper.
01:12:56We are here
01:12:57to propose
01:12:58your belongings.
01:13:00No one
01:13:01is going to save you now.
01:13:03What?
01:13:03Mom!
01:13:04No!
01:13:07What kind of an asshole
01:13:09throws his own mother
01:13:10to the dogs?
01:13:14Who will you pick?
01:13:18I...
01:13:23I brought you fried chicken?
01:13:24Fried chicken?
01:13:26Hey,
01:13:26not all girls like sushi
01:13:27and caviar.
01:13:28Yeah, he's right.
01:13:29I did live in Atlanta
01:13:30for three months.
01:13:31Sucking up last minute!
01:13:32At least I don't speak
01:13:34like an AI robot.
01:13:36Hey, stop.
01:13:37Stop.
01:13:39Welcome back
01:13:40to the Bachelorette.
01:13:41I mean,
01:13:43the three badasses
01:13:44who want me.
01:13:45I mean,
01:13:46Angela Lockhart...
01:13:48You know what I mean.
01:13:50Today,
01:13:50our heiress Bachelorette
01:13:52will choose
01:13:53which one
01:13:54of our three badasses
01:13:55will she marry.
01:13:56Will it be Shane,
01:13:59the doctor?
01:14:01Cole,
01:14:02the general?
01:14:04Or Devin,
01:14:06the CEO?
01:14:10Looks like our Bachelorette
01:14:12may need a little more
01:14:13time to decide.
01:14:14Oh,
01:14:15the suspense is killing me.
01:14:17But when she does,
01:14:19she will take
01:14:20this eternal rose
01:14:21made from glass
01:14:22imported from Venice
01:14:23and give it
01:14:24to our winner.
01:14:26Angela.
01:14:29Angela.
01:14:30Oh.
01:14:32I...
01:14:34I need more
01:14:35time to think.
01:14:39Uh,
01:14:40while our Bachelorette
01:14:42takes a little time
01:14:42to decide,
01:14:43why don't we check in
01:14:44with each of our candidates?
01:14:46Let's check in
01:14:47with each of our candidates.
01:14:49Let's start with Cole.
01:14:51Cole.
01:14:55There's not much to say.
01:14:57Who wouldn't want
01:14:58a five-star general
01:14:59who has huge
01:15:00biceps
01:15:01a massive chest
01:15:04who would protect
01:15:05their
01:15:06wife.
01:15:08Okay.
01:15:09Thank you.
01:15:10Uh, Shane?
01:15:14Muscles,
01:15:15money,
01:15:16they'll only get you
01:15:17so far.
01:15:18But you need
01:15:18a well-balanced man
01:15:19like me
01:15:20that has more than
01:15:21one way
01:15:21to keep a lady happy,
01:15:23if you know what I mean.
01:15:27Okay.
01:15:28I think we do.
01:15:29And Devin.
01:15:32That was quite disgusting.
01:15:36I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:38I know she's going under
01:15:40a lot of stress right now,
01:15:41a lot of choices to make.
01:15:43And she's my queen.
01:15:45I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:47Now one more thing.
01:15:49What kind of a doctor
01:15:51brings fried chicken
01:15:52into a girl?
01:15:54That's a good point.
01:15:55It's bad for her heart.
01:15:58And then you!
01:15:59What?
01:16:00You know what they say
01:16:01about military men.
01:16:03They beat their wives.
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:11Stand up!
01:16:14Hey, you guys.
01:16:16Whoa, break it up.
01:16:18Hey, break it up.
01:16:24Cut to commercial.
01:16:26Cut to commercial.
01:16:28Cut to commercial.
01:16:28Cut to commercial.
01:16:45This is the hardest decision
01:16:46I've ever had to make
01:16:47in my entire life.
01:16:50Who do I choose?
01:16:59Angela's marrying me!
01:17:00You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:01Oh yeah?
01:17:03I may be a doctor,
01:17:05but like I said,
01:17:06I know and possess
01:17:07the deadliest poisons
01:17:08in the world.
01:17:11What don't you have
01:17:13in that coat?
01:17:13Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:15I won't let you
01:17:15take Angela away from me.
01:17:17I'll fight you
01:17:18to the death.
01:17:19Don't forget about me.
01:17:21It's time I reveal
01:17:22my true identity.
01:17:26These stupid profile cards
01:17:28don't make any sense.
01:17:30They do not help.
01:17:31Who made these?
01:17:50It's time I reveal
01:17:51my true identity.
01:17:55I'm actually a part
01:17:56of the X-Men.
01:17:58And I have the power
01:18:00of telekinesis!
01:18:02Telekinesis!
01:18:17We may have to work together
01:18:19to take him down.
01:18:30This battle within our heads
01:18:32is the most intense
01:18:32I've ever experienced.
01:18:34I may not be able
01:18:35to take them both down
01:18:36if they decide to team up.
01:18:38Hmm.
01:18:39Winter mint
01:18:39or cool mood.
01:18:46I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:18:49Really?
01:18:50I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:18:54So I appreciate that.
01:18:56Hey, hey, hey.
01:18:57And you know,
01:18:58cool.
01:18:59I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:08I've always really liked the way you chew gum.
01:19:12Yeah?
01:19:13Yeah.
01:19:13It's fresh, right?
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:14It's fresh.
01:19:15You know?
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:17You know,
01:19:18you're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:20Yeah, I appreciate it.
01:19:20I'll take you out.
01:19:21Hey, if you need me to look at you,
01:19:23I got you.
01:19:23I need you.
01:19:24I'll take care of you.
01:19:24Yeah, cool.
01:19:25Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:27Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:29It was Jared Cooper.
01:19:31That fucker!
01:19:32We have to find her.
01:19:34What the hell?
01:19:34Her ring.
01:19:35Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism
01:19:37on her ring just in case.
01:19:39Well, let's go then.
01:19:40My own.
01:19:41My fiance.
01:19:42My fiance.
01:19:49Jared.
01:19:53What am I doing here?
01:19:55You destroyed me.
01:19:59They took everything.
01:20:02What?
01:20:02I have nothing left.
01:20:05It's not my fault.
01:20:06You're too greedy.
01:20:08I was greedy to have sex with my wife.
01:20:11What?
01:20:12I'm not your wife anymore.
01:20:14Oh, yeah, I know.
01:20:15You wouldn't take me back now,
01:20:16not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:18This is illegal.
01:20:19You wouldn't want your child
01:20:21to be away from its father.
01:20:22You won't have me arrested.
01:20:24You will take me back.
01:20:27Ow!
01:20:28My bitch.
01:20:31I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:33Come on.
01:20:41You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:20:45Hey!
01:20:48Angela!
01:20:48Come here!
01:20:52You're too late!
01:20:54I drugged her.
01:20:55She'll be dead soon unless...
01:20:56Oh, yeah?
01:20:57Have you forgotten who I am?
01:20:59He really does have everything in us, Coach.
01:21:01Everything except for...
01:21:03Yeah, except for fruit flavor gum.
01:21:04We get it already.
01:21:04Just save my boss.
01:21:08Here you go.
01:21:14You're all good now.
01:21:16Oh, thank God.
01:21:18But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:20What?
01:21:20What are you going to do to me?
01:21:22Hey, stop!
01:21:23No!
01:21:23Don't...
01:21:25Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:33I'm glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:35Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:43So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:45We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:21:49The Prince of Bhutan.
01:21:51And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:21:59Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:04We're down to the wire.
01:22:05Literally, the wedding day.
01:22:07But who's the groom?
01:22:20Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:25But who's the groom?
01:22:29Uh, seems our era still hasn't decided.
01:22:34Any input from the parents?
01:22:35Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:39Oh, this is exciting.
01:22:41Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:44Let me think.
01:22:48I like the doctor.
01:22:50He's cute.
01:22:53But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:22:57And we can't forget about Devin Sterling,
01:22:59the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:01Isn't that right, Devin?
01:23:03Angela.
01:23:09You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:15And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:19But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:22And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:29And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:36I'm just kidding.
01:23:37I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:42Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:23:46I mean, bachelorette once.
01:23:49They've all proven their undying love.
01:23:52So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:23:55Literally.
01:23:57Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:24:01general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:09Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird,
01:24:15Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:19And last but not least,
01:24:21could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:24The man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:24:26Mr. Devin Sterling.
01:24:31Gentlemen,
01:24:33it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:35All right, guys.
01:24:36May the best man win.
01:24:38May the best man win.
01:24:41Drum roll, please.
01:24:56Seriously, Rikki?
01:25:04I choose.
01:25:15I need a powerful, strong man,
01:25:17and I really feel like you can protect me.
01:25:21Who could resist those guns?
01:25:26Could they interest you in an NFD, Ellen?
01:25:28You like a full body check-up?
01:25:29I do.
01:25:29Thank you.
01:25:30Thank you.
01:25:30Thank you.
01:25:43Shane, it's you.
01:25:45I'm lovesick for you.
01:25:47You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:25:48Yeah.
01:25:51It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:25:54Ellen, be my new queen.
01:25:56I think of what we can build together.
01:25:58Like guns, babe?
01:25:59Yeah.
01:26:11It's always been you.
01:26:20I'll always love you.
01:26:24Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:28Would you like a full body check-up?
01:26:30Have you seen my murderer weapons?
01:26:31I need fruit flavored gum for you.
01:26:45Let's give it up for those two bags.
01:26:45That's what it is.
01:26:46Come on.
01:26:47Listen almost Наíだな.
01:26:49See you.
01:26:49Bye-bye.
01:26:49Bye-bye.
01:26:49Bye-bye.
01:26:49Bye-bye.
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