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Best Medicine - Season 1 - Episode 01: Docked
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00:54Louisa, sweetheart.
00:56How are you doing?
00:58Fine.
00:59So fine.
01:00Are you sure?
01:01I mean, not fine.
01:03Of course not fine.
01:04But, you know, never mind.
01:07Mm-hmm.
01:20Okay.
01:23Weird.
01:28Excuse me, what is the matter with you?
01:29I was wondering the same thing about you.
01:32Me?
01:33There is nothing that matter with me.
01:36Nothing.
01:36Nothing.
01:37Nothing at all.
01:39Huh?
01:42Oh.
01:44It's nice weather.
01:45Yeah.
01:47Thank you so much for meeting with us today, all the way from Boston.
01:52Not a problem.
01:53I'm looking forward to hearing about the position.
01:54Oh!
01:55What a nice font.
01:57Very professional.
01:59Is that Helvetica new?
02:00I started.
02:01Sorry.
02:02Sorry.
02:02Sorry.
02:03Sorry.
02:03I'm late.
02:08You're the one interviewing to be our doctor?
02:11I'm trying to.
02:13Well, obviously, this is just a formality.
02:16Famous heart surgeon from Boston.
02:18Wards from the AMA every year.
02:20Accommodations.
02:21A mile long.
02:22We'd be lucky to have you.
02:24Wait.
02:24Wait.
02:25Just like that?
02:26We're not gonna ask any questions?
02:28Let's not scare away our only applicant, Louisa.
02:31Small town life?
02:32Not for most people these days.
02:35Why don't you tell us why you want to leave the big city to come be our small town doctor?
02:44Well, um...
02:46Morning, folks.
02:47We're here to break down the arch.
02:49We'll be in and out.
02:50You won't even know we're here.
02:51There was gonna be a wedding.
02:56Yes, mine.
02:57You were saying?
02:57Well, I summered here as a child, as you probably know, at my Aunt Sarah's fond memories and such.
03:03Anyway, when this job came up, I thought it was a good time to make a change.
03:13I'm curious about your interpersonal skills.
03:16You know, uh, our last doctor, Dr. Reese.
03:19I mean, he just, he always put us at ease.
03:21Died on the job at 93.
03:23He loved us so much he just wouldn't retire.
03:26No matter how much we beg.
03:38Well, in terms of my bedside manner, I take people who are sick and I make them well.
03:44And they're usually very happy about it.
03:48Do you always conduct your job and ever use in a construction site?
03:51Yeah.
03:51You about finished there, Bert?
03:53Yep.
03:54Just shards of wood now.
03:56Completely destroyed.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Kinda like Sheriff Mark.
03:59Dad, dad, dad, dad. Too soon.
04:01Dad.
04:02Sorry.
04:04Show of hands.
04:06Everyone in favor of hiring the doctor?
04:08Oh!
04:08Definitely.
04:15Great.
04:16When can you start?
04:17Immediately.
04:18Yay!
04:19Now we have sandwiches!
04:21Ooh, well, that's a good take.
04:23That's for sure.
04:24That's mine.
04:25I'm gonna get a pack.
04:27Oh, yeah.
04:29Oh, wow.
04:30Sure.
04:32Hey, hey, hey.
04:34Just know, this town and all the people in it are very dear to me.
04:37So the person who is in charge of taking care of them, let's just say, I'm keeping my eye on
04:42you.
04:43Speaking of which, your left eye.
04:45You been experiencing any blurriness or pain?
04:48Uh, um, uh, a bit?
04:51You may have glaucoma.
04:52You should see an ophthalmologist right away.
04:54What?
04:57Oh.
04:58The, um, the coffee line.
05:01That's what you were...
05:03You'll see.
05:04I'm very good at my job.
05:13OK.
05:13OK.
05:13So what?
05:31The coffee line.
05:32Welcome.
05:32Let's go now.
05:32All right, yep.
05:39Bye.iyetac
05:40they did well.
05:45Hello. I was told to come here to...
05:46You must be Doc Martin. Welcome.
05:49I prefer Dr. Best.
05:50Tomato, tomato. I'm Greg, proprietor of the Salty Breeze.
05:54Someone left keys here for me to pick up?
05:56Yes. Louisa dropped them off. That's a story. Did you hear?
06:00No, and I don't need to.
06:01Doc Martin. Welcome. Excuse my...
06:06Lobster rolls.
06:07George is my partner in life and work, and our culinary genius.
06:11Oh, hey. We know what it's like to be from the big city.
06:14We came from New York 18 years ago.
06:17Finance, can you believe?
06:20George, well...
06:21I was a chef to a very famous celebrity.
06:23We can't tell you who.
06:25He signed an NDA.
06:26If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
06:31Brisket! Welcome, Doc Martin.
06:34My keys, or the number for the health department.
06:37Oh, yes. Louisa.
06:40Anyway, the whole town is squawking.
06:42She and Sheriff Mark.
06:43Shh, shh, shh, shh.
06:46Hey.
06:47Hey, buddy.
06:48Hello!
06:49Sheriff Mark!
06:50Hey!
06:51You must be Doc Martin.
06:53Dr. Best, actually.
06:54Dr. Best, actually.
06:56Welcome to Port Wendt, Dr. Best, actually.
06:59Hey, Mark.
06:59How you doing?
07:00How are you?
07:01You all right?
07:01Anything we can do to you?
07:03Actually, I came to talk to you guys about Saturday.
07:05The last thing you want you to do was worry.
07:07No, no, no, no.
07:08I still want to have the party.
07:09Really?
07:09Yes!
07:10This is the best thing that ever happened to me.
07:11I'm a free man.
07:12It's time to party.
07:14You see, Louisa and Mark...
07:16Well, Louisa, is she...
07:17Louisa dumped me two weeks before our wedding.
07:20Truth is, I should probably go home right now
07:21and write her a thank you now.
07:23Everyone in town thinks she's so wonderful.
07:25Ooh, she teaches kids.
07:27But I know the truth.
07:28The devil lurks beneath.
07:29I mean, the reception was going to be here.
07:32Still waiting for my keys.
07:33Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:34Baby, in the back pocket.
07:35I'm telling you, Doc, I think you should come.
07:37Who wants to go to a boring wedding anyway?
07:39We're going to have an all-night blowout with what?
07:42A crazy station.
07:44No.
07:45You got plans already.
07:46Not at all.
07:49I like him.
07:50He's nice.
07:51Yeah.
07:55Yeah.
08:17Where did you come?
08:19Get out of here.
08:20Get out of here.
08:20Go.
08:21Shush.
08:22Get out of here.
08:24Shoo.
08:25Leave.
08:26Are you Doc Martin?
08:28My name actually is Dr. Best.
08:31Oh, my God.
08:32Do you mean Dr. Wurst?
08:33He's so Boston boozy.
08:35Ooh, ooh, tell us.
08:36Is there a Mrs. Dr. Best?
08:38What?
08:38Or maybe a Mr. Dr. Best?
08:40How is that your business?
08:41Oh, he's definitely giving straight.
08:42And so single.
08:43This is so lame.
08:44If he's going to move here, can he at least be interesting?
08:54No.
08:55No, come back.
08:58Unbend the paper clips and then bend them back up again because it's really satisfying.
09:04And then I might add some rubber bands to the rubber band ball because, you know, I like
09:08to add a few a day.
09:09I like to see it grow hashtags at reasonable grace.
09:11Am I interrupting?
09:12Oh, yes.
09:13Sorry.
09:15I'm just shooting my show.
09:16Hmm.
09:18Who are you?
09:19Elaine, your administrative assistant.
09:21I worked with Dr. Reese.
09:22Oh, I'm sorry.
09:23I assumed I'd be interviewing people for the position.
09:25Well, I just saved you the time.
09:28Hmm.
09:28See what a good assistant I am?
09:30In this?
09:30What is this?
09:31What is it?
09:32What is this?
09:32I'm about to be a YouTube star.
09:34I go through my day and I do my usual things, but I have Teddy strapped to me.
09:40Guess what the show is called?
09:41Bear with me.
09:43Darn you.
09:44Just curious.
09:45Do you happen to be experiencing any ringing in your ears by any chance?
09:49No.
09:50Why?
09:50Because the phone.
09:52Gilbert!
09:52Hi!
09:53It's nice to see you.
09:54Are you here for an appointment?
09:54Well, yes.
09:55Okay.
09:55Step right in then.
09:56No.
09:57No.
09:57Don't step right in.
09:58I haven't even unpacked my car.
09:59Is this an emergency?
10:00Well, if it isn't an emergency, I don't know what else is.
10:06Well, if you're a new doctor, start doctoring.
10:32All right, then.
10:33What is your full name?
10:35Gilbert Carlyle.
10:37And would you like to tell me what this emergency is all about?
10:40Well, Dr. Reese would offer a cup of coffee first.
10:44Not a barista.
10:45Continue.
10:45Well, you see, it's difficult to talk about.
10:49I assure you everything in here is completely confidential.
10:51It's very embarrassing.
10:53Would you like me to guess?
10:59Erectile dysfunction?
11:00God, no!
11:02Uncontrollable flatulence.
11:05Halitosis.
11:06Leprosy.
11:06No, no, no!
11:15The term is gynecomastia.
11:17Nice way of saying I'm growing boobs.
11:19Must be something in the water.
11:21It's not uncommon.
11:22Over 35% of men have it at some point, but we should do some blood work.
11:26Fine by me.
11:28You know what?
11:29On second thought, I'll have you come back when I'm set up.
11:31The needles and tubes are right there.
11:33Look.
11:34I have a juicy one.
11:34Here.
11:36Right here.
11:40I just walked into my office 10 minutes ago for the first time.
11:42You're going to have to come back later.
11:44That's it?
11:45No blood tests?
11:46No advice?
11:47I can prescribe you a training, bro.
12:00You're a real charmer, aren't you?
12:05I'm sorry.
12:06I'm not open for business.
12:07Oh, no worries.
12:08We're just here to welcome you to town.
12:10Here's a whoopee pie.
12:11Hmm.
12:13I'd like to unpack if you don't mind.
12:16Oh, and to give you our card in case you need to make any repairs around the place.
12:19Yeah, we're a father and son handyman company.
12:21Seems like you might need a new paint job, patch up the roof.
12:24Oh, and I bet that sliding door upstairs needs a look at.
12:27Oh, your concern is touching and I assume expensive.
12:29No, thank you.
12:31Hey, are you going to Sheriff Mark's party on Saturday?
12:35Nope.
12:36I'm team Louisa.
12:37She wasn't feeling the magic.
12:39And if there's one thing that's real, it's magic.
12:41You're really smart.
12:45Elaine, please come in with a pen and paper.
12:50Here I am just coming in with pen and paper.
12:53Please take notes.
12:55And here I am taking notes.
12:56Turn that off.
12:57It's unbearable.
12:58Unbearable.
12:59That is a good one, Doc.
13:00Okay, we're going to need gloves, gauze.
13:03Wait, it's weird.
13:04I feel like there was something that I was supposed to tell you.
13:06Tongue depressors.
13:07How's the water pressure?
13:09Yeah, that's what that was.
13:11The faucet needs to be fixed.
13:14Anything else you've forgotten?
13:16Exposed wires, hidden landmines.
13:18Oh, I really can't be sure.
13:19Yeah.
13:20How about a towel?
13:21Yeah, cabinet on the left, top shelf.
13:23Yeah.
13:24Yeah.
13:25Thanks.
13:30Okay, now I am going to eat my sandwich.
13:34That reminds me.
13:35I haven't eaten anything all day.
13:39Maybe I'll...
13:42Ouch!
13:46Well, there's some saltines in the cabinet.
13:48Or you could go to the Salty Breeze.
13:50Won Best Lobster Roll in Northeast Maine, like, six years in a row.
13:53Where's the grocery store again?
13:55It's right in the middle of town.
13:56Can't miss it.
13:57That's Port Wynn Provisions on Main Street.
13:59Use code Elaine for a 10% discount.
14:09Doc Martin?
14:10Welcome to Port Wynn.
14:15Well, if it isn't our new doc getting groceries just like the regular folks.
14:20Doc Martin!
14:21Oh, my God.
14:22It's so good to see you.
14:23My son, he scraped his knee.
14:25I'm worried it's infected.
14:26Well, come make an appointment.
14:27I'll be happy to see him there.
14:29Since you're here.
14:30Oh, please.
14:30No.
14:31No.
14:31I mean, is this blood or pus that I'm looking at?
14:37Just keep it covered in here.
14:39Try it.
14:53Oh, God.
15:13Doc Martin.
15:14Not actually my name.
15:16Welcome to Port Wynn.
15:17I'm Susan.
15:18Good for you.
15:19I was just wondering.
15:20I'm running a little low on a medication, and I was hoping you could call in a refill.
15:25Like the world is one giant doctor's office.
15:27I'm sorry.
15:29Dr. Reese never minded, and it is a bit of an emergency.
15:33What's it for?
15:35Estrogen cream, 0.01 milligrams.
15:38Fine.
15:39I'll make a note.
15:40Although, I don't consider this an emergency.
15:43Oh, I disagree.
15:44My husband and I are very active, and without it, it can get a little bit sandpapery down there.
15:50Someone should warn them, moisture doesn't last forever.
15:56Anyway, thank God for the cream.
15:58Works so well, Gilbert practically needs a wetsuit.
16:01Wait.
16:02Is Gilbert Carlisle your husband?
16:05Yes.
16:05And you use it during intercourse?
16:07Comps of it.
16:11If you...
16:11Excuse me.
16:13I'll send your prescription to the pharmacy.
16:14See you.
16:49Get off my property, psychopath.
16:52I wanted to tell you I think I understand the problem.
16:55Too late. You think you can just humiliate me?
16:58I'll go to a doctor in Bar Harbor. Who needs you?
17:01Just please be quiet and let me explain.
17:04Fine.
17:05Great. This will clear things up.
17:08Don't say anything.
17:09What?
17:10She doesn't know.
17:11Well, how does that work?
17:13T-shirts. Pajama tops.
17:15The rare pizza boy outfit.
17:17What are you doing here?
17:19Minor medical issue. Nothing to worry about.
17:22How minor?
17:23Approximately an A cup.
17:25Well, when you say nothing to worry about, then I really do worry. What is it?
17:30Fine. Just tell her happily.
17:33Wait.
17:36Does your husband know about the cream?
17:39No.
17:40And don't tell him.
17:42Marriage has to have some mystery.
17:44No.
17:44This is just great.
17:45Move the cell already!
17:47Okay.
17:51Your estrogen cream. It's a female hormone.
17:54You're supposed to wait 12 hours before intercourse.
17:56Otherwise, there could be absorption.
17:58It's all my fault.
17:58I'm very confused right now.
18:00You two have a drink.
18:03Talk. My work is done here.
18:07Here it goes. Junk mail in the recycling bin.
18:12Nailed it.
18:14Hi, Doc. How was shopping?
18:16Actually, it was very productive.
18:18One medical whodunit solved.
18:20Did you finish the inventory list?
18:21Oh, I started it, but I got bored.
18:23Also, you have a patient waiting.
18:25Elaine, I told you I'm not taking appointments yet.
18:27Tell that to your patients.
18:28No. Actually, that's your job.
18:30That's your...
18:36I'm sorry. Do you have...
18:36What the flip?
18:37I have boobs!
18:40I have boobs!
19:05Dude, this is getting weird.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:08You can close your shirt.
19:10This is very strange.
19:12You're telling me.
19:14So?
19:15Am I turning into a chick or what?
19:17Please.
19:18Just let me think.
19:20Has to be something.
19:21Is that a yes?
19:22I'm turning into a chick?
19:24Do I gotta get a new passport photo?
19:25By any chance, are any of your friends or neighbors experiencing similar developments?
19:31How should I know?
19:32You think I walk around talking to my friends about their boobs?
19:34No, I just...
19:35Fine.
19:36How long has this been going on for?
19:38Have there been any changes to your diet?
19:40Uh, I became a vegan.
19:42What a surprise.
19:43Oh, wait.
19:45Have you been eating a lot of soy products?
19:46Yeah.
19:47I started eating a ton of tofu.
19:49Hey, that's when I started sprouting these puppies.
19:52Soy has natural estrogen, but that wouldn't explain...
19:54Are you saying Kung Pao tofu gave me boobs?
19:57Unlikely on its own.
19:58Are you a heavy marijuana user?
20:00Oh, sure.
20:01Ask the guy with long hair if he smokes weed.
20:03I'm just trying to figure this out.
20:04I'm through with this.
20:05I'll just learn how to live with it.
20:07Stop having sex with my shirt on.
20:09No, please just come back.
20:10I haven't even...
20:20Oh, I just got a call.
20:22Somebody, um, injured themselves at the dock.
20:24They need you to come take a look right now.
20:26Well, is it serious?
20:27Do they need an ambulance?
20:29They just asked if they could see you on their boat.
20:32Do you know anything else?
20:34Not a mind reader.
20:46Elaine.
20:47Yeah.
20:48You're fired.
20:49What?
20:50You're incompetent, distracted, and just annoying.
20:54I've had this job since I was 16.
20:56You can't do that to me.
20:57And yet I just did.
20:59Now please text me the location of this patient.
21:02You did get that, didn't you?
21:04Good.
21:13Hey, everybody.
21:15POV.
21:16Tragedy has struck today in Port Wynn.
21:26So, I have to pretend I'm half dead just to get a visit?
21:32Aunt Sarah.
21:33Don't worry.
21:34I won't bite.
21:36Might as well make yourself of some use.
21:38Start banding.
21:39Me now?
21:40Don't get hysterical.
21:41I'm sure you remember.
21:47So, you used my name to get the job,
21:50and then you don't even bother to tell me you're here.
21:53I've been meaning to.
21:54It's just been nonstop.
21:55Oh, Martin, come on.
21:57There is nothing nonstop about Port Wynn.
22:01But I'm very happy you're here,
22:03even if you are a crap nephew.
22:06But I sent you a Christmas card every year.
22:07What are you talking about?
22:09Yeah.
22:09Merry Christmas, Martin.
22:12I've banded lobsters more affectionate.
22:16Anyway, the truth is,
22:18it's my fault that we didn't stay,
22:22that we weren't...
22:25your damn father.
22:27What?
22:29Never mind.
22:30Never mind.
22:31You're here now,
22:32and we'll just make up for lost time.
22:36Look at you.
22:40Like it was yesterday.
22:42Well, I am a surgeon.
22:44So tell me,
22:45what's it like being back now
22:47after all these years?
22:48Well, I find the people here
22:50demanding,
22:51irrational,
22:52and far too chatty
22:53at supermarkets.
22:55Shop early,
22:56avoid the crowds.
22:58That's a good idea.
22:59I'm going to steal that.
22:59So, Martin,
23:00if you don't really like
23:01to be around people,
23:02why did you move back here?
23:04Hmm?
23:04Tell me.
23:05What happened?
23:10Isn't it obvious?
23:12Someone has to look after you.
23:13Look at you.
23:15One gust of wind,
23:16you'll break your hip.
23:16Ha ha ha!
23:18You did not just say that to me.
23:20You proved your point.
23:21I'm a salty sea wench.
23:23Now retire already.
23:24You're way too old for this.
23:25You haven't seen me
23:26in all these years,
23:27and this is how you speak to me?
23:29I'm just trying to be
23:30a good nephew.
23:32Ouch!
23:33Nasty little bugger.
23:35Ugh!
23:38You know what?
23:39It's fine.
23:39You're good.
23:40You don't need my help.
23:42You're fine.
23:45Martin!
23:46Ha ha ha!
23:48Did you break your hip?
23:51Ugh!
24:10I don't know.
24:29I was free to win.
24:32Oh, my God.
25:05Oh, you.
25:08Yes, me.
25:10Early riser?
25:11Just trying to avoid the crowds.
25:13You?
25:13Same.
25:16Oh.
25:18You were right.
25:19It was the beginning of glaucoma.
25:21They had me on drops, so...
25:25Truce?
25:25I didn't know we were at war.
25:28Excuse me.
25:31Today was supposed to be my wedding day.
25:32Did you hear?
25:33Hard not to.
25:34I didn't really want to see anyone, but I just...
25:38I just really needed some turkey jerky, so...
25:40Well, we all have our crutches, I guess.
25:43What happened was I came back from New York after a, well, bad breakup,
25:46and Mark, he had been my high school sweetheart.
25:49We just started up again.
25:50We've been together for eight years now.
25:52Yeah, we really don't know each other, so...
25:54I know you couldn't care less about me.
25:55It's fantastic.
25:56Anyway, you know, I always knew that it wasn't right,
26:00but Mark, he was my best friend,
26:02and I'm sorry that I waited till the last minute to end it,
26:05and I feel terrible about that, and everyone here has an opinion.
26:07Yes, I can see it's one of the pitfalls of small-town life.
26:10Yeah, but that's the thing.
26:11I love it here.
26:12I love knowing my neighbors.
26:14You know, I lived in New York,
26:15everyone living in their little boxes with their little salads.
26:18That's no way to live.
26:19We both woke up at dawn to buy groceries,
26:21not a ringing endorsement.
26:25This is true.
26:26I mean, aren't you supposed to marry the love of your life?
26:30The person that, when you kiss them, you get weak in your knees?
26:35Or is that unrealistic?
26:41Actually, I have no idea.
26:46Have you never been in love?
26:49Um, enjoy your jerky.
27:36Gilbert, what do you want?
27:38I'm glad I spotted you.
27:40It saves you phone call.
27:41Yeah, not my usual routine out this early,
27:44but Susan's at her sister's.
27:45Well, I wanted to let you know you are going to need to come in for more tests.
27:48What?
27:49There's been a development.
27:51I knew it was the water.
27:53Well, either way, call me on Monday.
27:56You rascal.
27:57Susan!
28:00Oh.
28:02Oh, no.
28:04Oh, yeah.
28:06Oh, no.
28:08Oh, no, no.
28:09Oh, no.
28:10No, no, no.
28:11Gilbert!
28:13Gilbert, please.
28:14Gilbert, please.
28:17What are you, spying on me?
28:19Spying?
28:19No, I'm just buying groceries.
28:21You're the one who's spreading your estrogen cream up and down the eastern seaboard.
28:24They're horrible.
28:27Wait!
28:29Susan!
28:30Wait!
28:31Please!
28:32Come back!
28:34Get alive, loser.
28:42That's it.
28:44That's it.
28:50That is it!
29:15Martin, are you trying to run me off the road?
29:18Of course not.
29:19Are you all right?
29:20Yes.
29:21But what has gotten you in such a tizzy?
29:23I didn't sign up for physical assault or marriage counseling or dog catcher while we're at it.
29:31What the hell are you talking about?
29:32It doesn't matter because I'm leaving, all right?
29:34I'm not meant to be a town doctor because I don't like people.
29:38I don't like talking to them and I really don't like listening to them.
29:41The only thing I do like is cutting them open and saving their lives.
29:46Can't even do that anymore.
29:49Why?
29:50What happened?
29:51I just froze!
29:54All right?
29:56What are you talking about?
29:57I froze on the operating table.
30:01Another doctor had to finish.
30:03There.
30:04You happy?
30:06Why?
30:13It was a little girl.
30:19Car accident.
30:22Ruptured heart fell.
30:28And how old was she?
30:31She was eight.
30:37Well, that's understandable, Martin, isn't it?
30:39After what happened to Rosemary.
30:42But no reason for you to throw over.
30:44I'm so sorry, but story time's over.
30:47For heaven's sake.
30:48You haven't been here two minutes and now you're leaving?
30:50Tomorrow.
30:51I thought Port Wynn would be the answer, but I was wrong.
30:53This place won't let you hide.
30:58And that's a good thing.
31:20There it is.
31:21All right.
31:22Yeah.
31:22Yeah, see?
31:23All right.
31:24There.
31:24It works.
31:24Good.
31:25Let's go.
31:36What are you doing?
31:37Oh, I had a free moment.
31:39Thought we'd start on the door.
31:40I didn't ask for that.
31:41Consider it a housewarming gift.
31:43I mean, you know, if you wanted to give us a gratuity,
31:46we didn't give you a slap in the face for that.
31:50Hey, Doc, are you really firing Elaine?
31:52She's kind of an institution.
31:54Dr. Reese loved having her.
31:55Actually, it doesn't matter anymore because I'm leaving.
31:57What?
31:58Yeah, you can set the place on fire for all I care.
32:01I'm firing myself.
32:05Firing yourself?
32:06Hmm?
32:41Best year.
32:45Can he move it?
33:08Hey, listen.
33:12We will not vanish without a fight.
33:14We're going to survive.
33:16Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.
33:27We're out of mac and cheese.
33:32Had to pick up some shifts now that I'm unemployed.
33:37So sorry to hear about you leaving, really.
33:41Thought you'd make it all the way to the baked bean supper.
33:43Magical time.
33:44The invalid is this way.
33:52Isn't it funny?
33:53Even brisket loves bacon.
33:59Georgie, Dr. Martin, he's here to save you.
34:01Hey, Dad.
34:02Oh, what happened here, George?
34:05I had a tussle with a greasy floor and the floor won.
34:08I can see.
34:10You want me to get toast for me?
34:11I could.
34:12Nope.
34:13It looks like just a sprain.
34:14So I need you to stay off of it for a few days, keep it elevated, and apply ice.
34:17And I'm going to show you how to wrap it up.
34:19Okay, everybody.
34:20Welcome back.
34:21We're on minute three.
34:23Just waiting for my mac and cheese.
34:26That girl is a star.
34:30And then we check on the potatoes.
34:32I love mac and cheese.
34:40Dr. Martin, it's really important.
34:45Yes?
34:46Gilbert wants a divorce.
34:48Did you hear?
34:49No.
34:50I just like to flirt.
34:52Always harmless.
34:53But then this one young guy flirts back.
34:55It was really flattering.
34:57At my age, shrilling up like an apricot, feeling invisible.
35:02If only I could be invisible right now.
35:03Oh, Gilbert, please listen to me.
35:06It meant nothing.
35:06I'm so sorry.
35:08You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
35:09I was just telling Dr. Martin how sorry I am, wasn't I?
35:12Oh, on and on about it.
35:14There you are.
35:15Don't go.
35:16I want everyone to hear this.
35:18Fantastic.
35:19You have nerves showing up.
35:20I was hoping you'd be here.
35:21You haven't been answering my calls.
35:23See?
35:23Haven't been answering his calls.
35:24I need you to know, this isn't just a hookup for me.
35:27I actually love you.
35:30And I don't have mommy issues.
35:32You said you had mommy issues.
35:34Some of my friends.
35:35All of my friends.
35:36But it's not true.
35:38I want to be with you.
35:39I love you so much.
35:41I even love my boobs.
35:43Because you gave them to me.
35:44You gave him boobs too?
35:47Mine better be bigger.
35:48They are, darling, so much bigger.
35:50No way.
35:51Not the way we went at it.
35:52Oh my god.
35:53You took some of you too much.
35:54Bastard.
36:05Gilbert!
36:06Gilbert!
36:07gjorde!
36:08Oh, no!
36:13Oh!
36:23Gilbert!
36:27Breathe, breathe.
36:30Hey, Doc, are you okay?
36:32Fine.
36:33Are you sure?
36:34Yes.
36:36Okay, you're the Doc.
36:42Um...
36:42Sorry, I'm gonna come in, I think, because...
36:45Yeah, I'm coming in.
36:48Oh, my God, are you okay?
36:50What?
36:52What is happening?
36:54Are you having a heart attack?
36:55Okay, a nervous breakdown?
36:57What?
36:58What?
36:58Tell me, tell me.
37:01Blood.
37:02The blood...
37:03Alright, what about it?
37:10Does blood freak you out?
37:13But you're a doctor!
37:17Okay, alright, alright.
37:21Do you want a whole teddy?
37:26You do.
37:28Just one second.
37:29One second.
37:30Alright, sure.
37:32Okay.
37:36Okay.
37:40Wow.
37:41Doctor who's afraid of blood.
37:45See how that could narrow your options?
37:47One second!
37:50Alright.
37:54You know, um...
37:57In case you're interested...
38:00Dr. Reese?
38:02He would let me bandage wounds.
38:04And take blood.
38:08Just if you decide to stay...
38:13I could be really helpful to you.
38:15Can you hurry up, please?
38:17One darn minute!
38:23I know that it might not seem like it.
38:27But I'm very good at keeping secrets.
38:45You alright there?
38:47Yeah.
38:49Yeah.
38:49Yeah.
38:50I'm okay.
38:51Are you...
38:56Okay.
39:04Take two.
39:07I guess I was a little over-served.
39:15I'm assuming you have someone to drive you home.
39:18So...
39:19Maybe a breath mint and...
39:22Have a nice life.
39:23Truth is...
39:24I've been covering it up pretty well, but...
39:27This breakup's really messing me up.
39:29I've loved Louisa since I was 12 years old.
39:32She's perfect.
39:33Nobody's perfect.
39:34Focus on the bad things.
39:36The irritating habits.
39:37The quarrel.
39:38Some lingering resentments.
39:39No, no.
39:40I'm telling you, Doc.
39:42She is perfect.
39:43She's kind.
39:44She's patient.
39:45She's...
39:45supportive.
39:46The only main thing that she's ever done is break up with...
39:58I'm never gonna get over this, Doc.
40:08I can't believe I danced to I Will Survive. How lame is that?
40:12It's incredibly lame.
40:14Lame!
40:18Love does make you do some crazy things.
40:21Yes.
40:22Getting that impression.
40:36That was somewhat horrific.
40:37Thank you, Doc.
40:41You really helped me, man.
40:45I did?
40:46Yeah.
40:48Wait, so you're really leaving us?
40:51Much to everyone's great relief, I'm sure.
40:55Well, not everyone.
40:57The way I see it.
40:58We need a doctor and you need patients.
41:01We don't all gotta love each other, do we?
41:08Let me get you some water.
41:47you, honey,
41:57and hopefully we'll save you here,
41:58I don't know.
42:37I don't know.
43:10I don't know.
43:12No!
43:12No!
43:13No!
43:14No!
43:15Go!
43:16Leave!
43:18Go!
43:20Go!
43:21Go!
43:25Go!
43:26Go!
43:28Go!
43:36Go!
43:39Go!
43:41Go!
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