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00:00:12Who are you?
00:00:14Your name's Connor, ma'am.
00:00:16I came to get you out of here.
00:00:17Just save yourself. This place is gonna blow.
00:00:20No can do, ma'am. Hold on.
00:00:24I got you.
00:00:44Dad.
00:00:46Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe.
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell, it is my honor to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:05Please, call me Jim.
00:01:08Yes, sir.
00:01:11And, uh, probably owe you an apology.
00:01:14To keep this mission secret, we did have to, uh, fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:20Of course, sir.
00:01:21Now, something new has popped up on our radar off the coast of Tarkov.
00:01:26I want you, as the commanding officer, to take that threat out.
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:33I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:36How about a different kind of action?
00:01:39Marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:45I'm flattered, but I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home, and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:55Now, if you'll excuse me, I have the perfect way to show her that I am.
00:02:02Oh, my.
00:02:04Well, good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:15Tandy?
00:02:18Connor!
00:02:19They told me you died.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:22Stuart.
00:02:23You were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I-I...
00:02:27Connor...
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:34This was a mistake.
00:02:35Oh, wait.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Stuart was just, um, consoling me during my grief.
00:02:42We didn't know.
00:02:44Please forgive me.
00:02:46I'm so sorry.
00:02:49I will marry you.
00:02:52Sure?
00:02:53Yes.
00:02:55Of course.
00:02:58That look.
00:02:59I should have known then.
00:03:01But Tandy and I had been together for five years, and I loved her with every fiber of my being.
00:03:06I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:12For the next six months, I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy.
00:03:18I took care of her every need, waited on her hand and foot, even swore I'd never accept another mission
00:03:30again.
00:03:33But the only thing she seemed to care about were expensive dinners with Stuart and his luxury gifts.
00:03:38Oh, stop it.
00:03:39You're too sweet.
00:03:44Stuart!
00:03:47Oh, my God!
00:03:50Oh, my God!
00:03:51Oh, awesome day!
00:03:53Oh, wow.
00:03:54When President Maverick awarded me an incredible fortune for saving his daughter,
00:03:59I thought I could finally fix things.
00:04:03I spent every dime buying Tandy's dream house.
00:04:07Thanks again.
00:04:10Appreciate it.
00:04:14Stop it!
00:04:15Tandy, uh, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:04:19Can you make it quick?
00:04:20Stuart and I are running late.
00:04:23Yeah, um, look, I have a surprise for you.
00:04:27Connor, what is this?
00:04:30What is this, a timeshare?
00:04:32Can you take a page out of Stuart's book and be a little more responsible with your money?
00:04:36I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:04:39Oh, Stuart!
00:04:40I just gave her everything she ever wanted.
00:04:43She threw it away.
00:04:47Tandy, what the hell?
00:04:49While we're out, can you make yourself useful and clean up this place?
00:04:52Please?
00:05:00More and more, it seems like there's only one thing that I can give Tandy that she'll truly appreciate.
00:05:11Mr. President.
00:05:12Captain Mitchell, I need you to reconsider taking the lead on this mission.
00:05:17We just got new intel that the Sakani Network is planning a deadly attack on our nation's capital.
00:05:23And unfortunately, our point man is just not up to the job.
00:05:28Connor, your country needs you.
00:05:31I swore to Tandy I'd never accept another mission.
00:05:34But does that even matter anymore?
00:05:42I have to go, sir.
00:05:44It's an emergency.
00:05:52God damn it.
00:05:53Oh, jeez.
00:05:55Dad!
00:05:56You're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself!
00:05:59Oh, shit.
00:06:00I come, I...
00:06:02Oh, jeez.
00:06:04Oh, jeez.
00:06:07Here you go, Tom.
00:06:08Thanks, Connor.
00:06:10Great.
00:06:11Now we're going to be late.
00:06:13Thanks a lot, Dad.
00:06:15You're welcome.
00:06:17Split fart.
00:06:21So, have you two set a wedding date yet?
00:06:26You know, the only reason I'm still kicking is so I can walk Tandy down the aisle into your arms.
00:06:30You know that, right?
00:06:32Yeah, I know.
00:06:34Connor, who was it that looked after you after your parents, uh, well...
00:06:55You and Tandy were inseparable.
00:06:57The moment I brought you in, you too.
00:07:02Son, give her another shot.
00:07:04She'll come around.
00:07:05I know it.
00:07:19Okay, Tom.
00:07:21I'll give her one more shot.
00:07:22I think there's really something you should...
00:07:25Tandy.
00:07:27Oh, my God.
00:07:28Connor, Connor, I'm so sorry, my darling.
00:07:31I'm sorry.
00:07:31I thought you were a coat rack.
00:07:35Oh, Bonnie.
00:07:36Can you be a dear?
00:07:37And can you make up the guest bed?
00:07:40If Stuart is too drunk to drive home, I will call him an Uber, but he's not staying in
00:07:44our guest bed.
00:07:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:51The guest bed is for you.
00:07:59Are you kidding me?
00:08:01Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:08:03Honey, don't be rude.
00:08:05Stuart is our guest.
00:08:07You know how uncomfortable that guest bed is?
00:08:10Other bed is our bed.
00:08:13Don't fight.
00:08:14Listen, I'll take an Uber home.
00:08:15It's fine.
00:08:16No, no, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:19I can't let you spend all that money on an Uber.
00:08:23I mean, besides, it's my fault that you just got so drunk.
00:08:27Connor doesn't mind.
00:08:29Right?
00:08:31Right?
00:08:33Do whatever you want.
00:08:35Oh, pretty.
00:08:37President.
00:08:38Oh, jeez.
00:08:42Sir, I'm so sorry about cutting things short before.
00:08:45Don't sweat it, soldier.
00:08:48But I still need an answer from you.
00:08:50I accept, sir.
00:08:53Captain Connor Mitchell reporting for duty.
00:08:56Connor!
00:08:59Did you just accept another mission?
00:09:02You promised me that you would never deploy again.
00:09:05You tell whoever is on that phone that you have someone at home to take care of.
00:09:09Not a chance.
00:09:10I'm done with your bullshit, Tandy.
00:09:12I'm deploying and that's final.
00:09:15Tom.
00:09:16The last time you left me, they made me believe that you were dead.
00:09:21You have a home.
00:09:22A fiance to take care of.
00:09:25And not to mention, my father?
00:09:28Did you forget about him?
00:09:29Don't pretend this is about Tom.
00:09:30This is about you.
00:09:31It's always about you.
00:09:32You never asked me once what I want.
00:09:35How I feel.
00:09:37You don't need a husband.
00:09:39You need a butler.
00:09:42If you accept this mission,
00:09:45the engagement is off.
00:09:48I am so serious.
00:09:50She hasn't even pretended like we're engaged
00:09:52since I put that ring on her finger.
00:09:57Like I said, sir,
00:09:59I accept.
00:10:01Don't you dare ignore me!
00:10:05Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:08Do you know who you just hung up on?
00:10:12What could be more important
00:10:14than your future wife?
00:10:16The President of the United States.
00:10:18That's who.
00:10:19We'll just talk about this tomorrow.
00:10:21Yeah, sure.
00:10:22I'll go make sure you and Stuart
00:10:24are comfortable together in my bed.
00:10:26What are you talking about?
00:10:28I am sleeping in the guest bed
00:10:30with you.
00:10:33Really?
00:10:34I told you, Stuart and I
00:10:36are just friends.
00:10:37How many times do I have to say it?
00:10:40After all this time,
00:10:41I've tried to make up for my mistakes.
00:10:43You still don't trust me.
00:10:45Oh, God!
00:10:49She's right, you know.
00:10:51It's not healthy to
00:10:53bottle up all this anger.
00:10:55Sorry, I can't just
00:10:57let go of you sleeping with my fiance.
00:10:59So what?
00:11:01You hate me
00:11:02because I comforted Tandy
00:11:05in her time of need?
00:11:06You should be thanking me.
00:11:09Thanking you?
00:11:11Yeah, man.
00:11:13I comforted Tandy
00:11:14from the back,
00:11:16the front,
00:11:18her mouth.
00:11:20And don't worry.
00:11:22I'll make sure
00:11:23she's real comfortable
00:11:24when you're deployed.
00:11:33As much as I'd like
00:11:34to teach Stuart a lesson,
00:11:36he's not worth it.
00:11:37Neither of them are.
00:11:41What the hell?
00:11:43Did you hit him?
00:11:44No.
00:11:45If I had hit Stuart,
00:11:46you'd have to carry him out
00:11:47on a stretcher.
00:11:48Bullshit!
00:11:50This jarhead tried his best,
00:11:51but I narrowly dodged him.
00:11:53Are you out of your mind?
00:11:54Where is his jealousy
00:11:55coming from?
00:11:58Connor,
00:11:58why are you doing this?
00:12:00Don't leave me again.
00:12:01I know
00:12:02you slept with Stuart.
00:12:05Are sleeping with Stuart.
00:12:07That's absurd.
00:12:08What are you talking about?
00:12:10I told you,
00:12:11Stuart was just comforting me.
00:12:12He was just being a friend.
00:12:14Of course she'd deny it,
00:12:16even though it's right in my face.
00:12:18Enjoy my bed, Stuart.
00:12:19I'm out of here.
00:12:20Connor,
00:12:21don't leave me.
00:12:22I'm talking to you.
00:12:28Your father's having a heart attack.
00:12:31Come on.
00:12:32Come on.
00:12:33Put your arm around me.
00:12:37Here we go.
00:12:39He is always falling.
00:12:42He should learn
00:12:43that he can't walk
00:12:44to the bathroom himself.
00:12:46Tandy, move.
00:12:46Not until you apologize
00:12:48to Stuart and I.
00:12:49Tandy,
00:12:50your father is dying.
00:12:52Dad,
00:12:53tell Connor to calm down
00:12:54and to deal with his
00:12:55bullshit like a real man.
00:12:57Son,
00:12:58don't go.
00:12:58Connor,
00:12:59don't leave me.
00:13:00See?
00:13:00Fine, Tandy.
00:13:01Fine, okay?
00:13:02We can talk about this
00:13:03at the hospital.
00:13:04Move!
00:13:04God damn it.
00:13:05You're not going anywhere.
00:13:06I will not tolerate slander.
00:13:08I don't have time
00:13:09for this to stay.
00:13:14I tried to warn you.
00:13:16He's a violent man,
00:13:17Tandy.
00:13:17All he knows how to do
00:13:19is fight and kill.
00:13:20Tandy,
00:13:21your father is in serious danger
00:13:23right now, okay?
00:13:24He needs you.
00:13:25Come with us, please.
00:13:27My arm.
00:13:28I think it's broken.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:32Who do you love me?
00:13:34I love you.
00:13:38I love you.
00:13:40You hadn't gotten
00:13:41Major Nelson here so quickly,
00:13:42or if you hadn't been
00:13:43a donor match,
00:13:44well,
00:13:46it's a miracle
00:13:47that he's still here.
00:13:48You saved his life.
00:13:55Where's Tandy?
00:13:57Oh, she chose
00:13:58the other guy, huh?
00:14:01Oh, shit.
00:14:02To be fair,
00:14:04Stuart is a barely
00:14:06convincing whiner.
00:14:11All right.
00:14:14Relax, Major.
00:14:16I'm not gonna leave Tandy.
00:14:19I'm not gonna leave
00:14:20the other one of you.
00:14:21Listen to me, Kar.
00:14:24I loved you like
00:14:25you're my old son.
00:14:28You know,
00:14:29I told you to
00:14:29give her another shot,
00:14:32but after what
00:14:33she pulled tonight,
00:14:36I just want you
00:14:36to be happy.
00:14:38Can you do that
00:14:39for me?
00:14:44Thanks, Tom.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46I always consider you
00:14:47my father.
00:14:48You know that.
00:14:49Look,
00:14:51I gotta be honest
00:14:52about something.
00:14:55I accepted
00:14:56another mission
00:14:58directly from the president
00:14:59and I gotta deploy
00:15:00in a couple days.
00:15:03I'm really proud
00:15:04of you, Connor.
00:15:06I'm really proud
00:15:07of you.
00:15:09Tandy takes
00:15:10the news.
00:15:11I must have liked
00:15:12that one.
00:15:13To be honest,
00:15:14I don't know
00:15:16if Tandy would care
00:15:17if I lived or died.
00:15:21Tandy.
00:15:25Connor!
00:15:26Connor, wait!
00:15:28You think I don't care
00:15:29if you live or die?
00:15:31Connor, I'm sorry.
00:15:36I'm so sorry
00:15:37that you feel that way.
00:15:39Look at me.
00:15:40Let's just go home.
00:15:42Okay?
00:15:43We'll talk about this later.
00:15:44They're unbelievable.
00:15:46Connor.
00:15:48Connor, I'm sorry, okay?
00:15:52I'll go home.
00:15:53My home, that is.
00:16:03What?
00:16:04Connor!
00:16:05I'm ready for breakfast!
00:16:08Connor!
00:16:14Jesus Christ.
00:16:16Oh, my keys.
00:16:22Connor.
00:16:26Oh, wait, hey.
00:16:28Don't forget these.
00:16:30Thanks.
00:16:34I love you.
00:16:35I love you more.
00:16:36Not possible.
00:16:38Definitely possible.
00:16:42Come back quickly.
00:16:44I'll be up just 30.
00:16:50Oh, God.
00:16:53Come on.
00:16:55Get ready.
00:16:55Why did you get so heavy?
00:16:57Oh, God.
00:16:59He told me not to try this
00:17:01on my own.
00:17:03Is Connor here
00:17:04to change my catheter?
00:17:05or do you want
00:17:07to change my catheter?
00:17:08Ew!
00:17:09No!
00:17:10Not cancer!
00:17:13I'm just kidding, Tandy.
00:17:15Shit.
00:17:17Come on, Connor.
00:17:19Please pick up.
00:17:20I need you.
00:17:23Come on.
00:17:24Come on.
00:17:25Oh!
00:17:26Oh, Connor.
00:17:29Oh, Connor.
00:17:30Oh, please pick up.
00:17:30Please pick up.
00:17:31Please pick up.
00:17:37Hello?
00:17:38Captain Mitchell.
00:17:39We are thrilled
00:17:40to have you leading this mission.
00:17:43In fact,
00:17:44we are honoring
00:17:44all the members
00:17:45of the Strike Force team
00:17:47at a state dinner tonight.
00:17:49I'd like you to be there
00:17:50as the guest of honor.
00:17:52I'll be there, sir.
00:17:53Excellent.
00:17:53I'll see you this evening.
00:17:56though I'll have to get
00:17:57my dress uniform
00:17:58from Tandy's house.
00:18:05Oh, Connor.
00:18:07Connor, where have you been?
00:18:08I miss you.
00:18:10Hey!
00:18:11The kitchen is a mess.
00:18:14None of my clothes
00:18:15are dry cleaned.
00:18:16It is like you have not
00:18:17been here for days.
00:18:19That's because I haven't
00:18:20been here for days.
00:18:22Three days, to be exact.
00:18:23Thanks for noticing, though.
00:18:25Excuse me.
00:18:26Don't give me attitude.
00:18:28Stuart and I
00:18:28have a very important
00:18:30state dinner to attend
00:18:31for his defense
00:18:32contracting business.
00:18:34Now, be a good fiancé
00:18:35and clean up.
00:18:37Clean up yourself?
00:18:39Connor!
00:18:40Connor, I'm talking to you!
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49The president should be here
00:18:50any moment, sir.
00:19:05I told you to look slutty.
00:19:07We can't win contracts
00:19:08from old horny men
00:19:09if you look like a
00:19:10spinster.
00:19:11I told you.
00:19:12Connor didn't do
00:19:13any of my laundry.
00:19:19Is that...
00:19:21this is too rich?
00:19:26Is the brain damage
00:19:28acting up, buddy?
00:19:29I think you might be lost.
00:19:31What are you doing here, Connor?
00:19:33I told you to stay home
00:19:34and clean!
00:19:34I'm here
00:19:35because I was invited.
00:19:38Newsflash, Jarhead.
00:19:40This banquet
00:19:40is for the people
00:19:42who order
00:19:43grunts like you
00:19:44to go over
00:19:45and get killed
00:19:45in the sand.
00:19:46So,
00:19:47why don't you
00:19:48get lost
00:19:49before I call security?
00:19:51Stuart,
00:19:52if you belittle
00:19:53one of my fellow
00:19:53service members again,
00:19:55I'm gonna bury you
00:19:56in the sand.
00:20:00Okay,
00:20:01Connor,
00:20:02can you stop
00:20:02embarrassing me
00:20:03and just leave?
00:20:04Please?
00:20:05Like I said,
00:20:06I'm here
00:20:07as someone's guest.
00:20:08Why don't you two
00:20:09go solicit
00:20:10some more generals
00:20:10and let me enjoy
00:20:11my champagne?
00:20:13Rothschild Industries
00:20:14generate billions
00:20:16of dollars
00:20:17in contracts.
00:20:18We practically run
00:20:19the Pentagon.
00:20:21I'm friends
00:20:22with the president's
00:20:23guest of honor.
00:20:25That's right.
00:20:25the gentleman
00:20:26this whole dinner
00:20:27is celebrating
00:20:28happens to be
00:20:29a very close
00:20:30personal friend.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:32I wasn't aware
00:20:33of that.
00:20:34I don't know
00:20:34who pitied you
00:20:36and passed along
00:20:37an invite,
00:20:38but the washed-up,
00:20:40shell-shocked vet
00:20:41has no business here.
00:20:43I'm getting
00:20:44secret service.
00:20:48Captain Mitchell?
00:20:50Hey, lady.
00:20:51Staying out of trouble
00:20:52these days?
00:20:53No,
00:20:53I only stick
00:20:55to the good
00:20:55kind of trouble.
00:20:57We have a minute.
00:20:58Sasha.
00:21:02Okay,
00:21:02I take it
00:21:03you're not a fan
00:21:04of my father's.
00:21:06Let's catch up
00:21:07later,
00:21:07Connor.
00:21:08I like that.
00:21:14Staying out of trouble
00:21:15these days?
00:21:16The nerve
00:21:17to flirt
00:21:17with a classless
00:21:18slut
00:21:19in front of me.
00:21:20Do you seriously
00:21:21not know
00:21:22who that is?
00:21:23And secondly,
00:21:23you're literally here
00:21:24as Stuart Staten...
00:21:28How dare you?
00:21:31Are you messing
00:21:31with my woman?
00:21:33Oh, God.
00:21:33Don't worry.
00:21:34I don't want
00:21:35anything to do
00:21:35with her.
00:21:36Wait.
00:21:37Let's see how tough
00:21:38you are
00:21:38when the secret service
00:21:39throw you
00:21:39in an unmarked van.
00:21:42Boys,
00:21:43I really wouldn't
00:21:44listen to him
00:21:45if I were you.
00:21:46Have fun being
00:21:46waterboarded
00:21:47in some black site
00:21:48for the rest
00:21:49of your miserable life.
00:21:51Grab him.
00:21:53What?
00:21:54What are you doing?
00:21:58What are you doing?
00:22:00No, you idiots!
00:22:01Grab him!
00:22:02Why would we
00:22:02kick out
00:22:03the president's guest
00:22:04of honor?
00:22:05Oh, come on, Stuart.
00:22:06You must recognize
00:22:07your close
00:22:09personal friend.
00:22:11No.
00:22:12This must be
00:22:12some kind of mistake.
00:22:13He's...
00:22:14Ladies and gentlemen,
00:22:15my fellow Americans,
00:22:18it gives me
00:22:19great pleasure
00:22:20to celebrate
00:22:22a decorated
00:22:24war hero
00:22:25and a man
00:22:27that I
00:22:27can proudly call
00:22:30my personal friend,
00:22:32Captain Connor Mitchell.
00:22:40Good to see you, sir.
00:22:42Ladies and gentlemen,
00:22:44in just a few days,
00:22:46Captain Mitchell
00:22:47is going to lead
00:22:48a team
00:22:49to take out
00:22:51one of America's
00:22:51most notorious enemies.
00:22:54So I do hope
00:22:56you will all
00:22:56join me
00:22:57in a toast,
00:23:00wishing them
00:23:01good luck
00:23:03and Godspeed.
00:23:04Thank you, sir.
00:23:10Connor wasn't bluffing?
00:23:12He really is leaving me?
00:23:17Goodbye at last.
00:23:25Well, look who it is.
00:23:28America's favorite
00:23:29army guy.
00:23:31What you doing,
00:23:32army guy?
00:23:33Leaving.
00:23:36On your little mission?
00:23:38Hoorah!
00:23:39What happened
00:23:40to you, Stuart?
00:23:41We used to be
00:23:42best friends.
00:23:43Do you remember that?
00:23:44Or were you always
00:23:45just chasing Tandy?
00:23:48Best friends.
00:23:50Ha!
00:23:51You think you're better
00:23:52than everyone else.
00:23:53Actually, I don't think
00:23:54that at all, Stuart.
00:23:54save the Boy Scout
00:23:56humility.
00:23:57God, you're so grating.
00:24:00You think you're
00:24:00some kind of savior,
00:24:01don't you?
00:24:03You're a tool.
00:24:05You know why
00:24:06I could take Tandy
00:24:06from you?
00:24:08Because it was easy.
00:24:10Wow.
00:24:11Well, thanks for sharing.
00:24:14Good news for you,
00:24:14though, is
00:24:15you'll never see me again.
00:24:17Tandy's your problem now.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:19Give me a break.
00:24:22You're going to be
00:24:23coming, crawling back.
00:24:25Hey, Tandy.
00:24:26Oh, let me make your bed.
00:24:28Can I wipe your dad's ass?
00:24:31Thanks for your service,
00:24:33Major Cuck.
00:24:34Hey, maybe when you're back,
00:24:35you can help take care
00:24:36of my kid, too.
00:24:41This guy's fine here, Connor.
00:24:43No more than a fly, Tom.
00:24:46You take care of yourself.
00:24:47I'm shipping out.
00:24:53What's going on?
00:24:54I just felt the whole house shake.
00:24:56You good to Tom while I'm gone,
00:24:58you understand me?
00:25:02Strong arms, son.
00:25:04Hey, are you okay?
00:25:07Your jarhead ex-boyfriend's
00:25:09off to die
00:25:09in some other
00:25:10shithole country.
00:25:12on the bright side.
00:25:14It looks like
00:25:15we have the place
00:25:15to ourselves.
00:25:16No, no.
00:25:17We can't let him go.
00:25:19No, come back.
00:25:20What the fuck?
00:25:21Connor, please.
00:25:21Please don't leave me, Connor.
00:25:28Please.
00:25:30Connor, please.
00:25:32Stuart, do something.
00:25:35I don't know.
00:25:37I don't know.
00:25:40I don't know.
00:25:52I swear
00:25:52that man is
00:25:53God's favorite.
00:26:02Miss Maverick,
00:26:05what are you doing here?
00:26:07Oh, you know,
00:26:07just enjoying the view.
00:26:09Please,
00:26:10call me Sasha.
00:26:12Sorry, Sasha.
00:26:14But,
00:26:15it's not safe here.
00:26:17We're not firing blanks.
00:26:19I'd assume nothing less.
00:26:22Carry on.
00:26:37What?
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39I was just about
00:26:40to level up.
00:26:41Stuart,
00:26:42I can't live like this.
00:26:44Clean up this mess.
00:26:45Me?
00:26:46It's your house, woman.
00:26:47Well, Connor would have
00:26:48cleaned it.
00:26:49I'd find out.
00:26:50Do not compare me
00:26:51to your ex.
00:26:53A deadbeat.
00:26:54I have a big meeting today.
00:26:56You want this place clean?
00:26:58Hire a maid.
00:26:59Give me this.
00:27:00Jesus.
00:27:06I'm going to take my
00:27:08and I'll do it.
00:27:11I'm going to be here.
00:27:13does the great
00:27:14Captain Mitchell
00:27:15get jitters
00:27:15before a big mission?
00:27:17Well, there's always
00:27:18a chance
00:27:19I won't come home,
00:27:20but if it means
00:27:21saving innocent lives,
00:27:23I won't hesitate.
00:27:24date. And what if I asked you not to leave? Would you stay? Sasha, I already stopped serving
00:27:38my country once to try and make a relationship work and I'll never do that again. What was
00:27:52enough for? Look, so you come home to me. It wasn't my fault you left, was it? Where have
00:28:16you been all night? Excuse me, is that a lipstick stain? Relax, Mom, I was working. Okay, well,
00:28:27before you go to bed, can you just help me around the house for a little bit?
00:28:39Dad, Dad, wake up. Wake up.
00:28:41What? What? What the? I need you to contact Connor. What? I know you have the connections.
00:28:46Please, please, it's an emergency. It's time for you to call Connor.
00:28:53Hey, don't worry, everyone. I'm here to save you.
00:29:01Captain Mitchell, I got two minutes on this timer. Please tell me you're calling with some
00:29:05directions. Oh, God. Oh, thank God. Thank God you answered. You have no idea what I've
00:29:09been through. Tandy? Look, Tandy, this isn't really a good time, okay? I'm sort of in the
00:29:16middle of something. What could be more important than your fiancé's happiness? Tandy!
00:29:25Take a hint. You chose Stuart. I moved on. Now, you'll excuse me. I got six seconds until a
00:29:32bomb goes off and we all die. Oh, my God. Did you just say bomb?
00:29:42It's okay. We're safe. Now, let's go. Go. Go.
00:29:50Connor, can you hear me? Answer me. Answer me, please.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:59Once again, Captain, the country is in your debt. You earn many more of these, you're going
00:30:05to need to see a chiropractor. I think I can handle it, sir. Good. Now, listen, the conflict
00:30:12between Karzan and Tarkov is starting to heat up, and we need your expertise. Welcome to your
00:30:19first day as presidential advisor, Captain. Why don't we find somewhere private where I can
00:30:26catch you up to speed?
00:30:29Unfortunately, I do have one more loose end I need to tie up first.
00:30:36No, I can't. I can't.
00:30:40Put that down. I've got a more pressing job for you. Sex with me.
00:30:47Not now, Stuart!
00:30:48Come on. Let me show you how much I love you.
00:30:52Then help me clean. That's what Connor would do.
00:30:55There's what Connor would do. He's gone. You chose me. Remember?
00:31:05Is that a helicopter?
00:31:06Connor!
00:31:14Connor! You're back!
00:31:20Oh, my God. I'm so happy you're alive. And you rented a helicopter. For me.
00:31:28Wow, man. That is pathetic. How many VA checks did that cost you?
00:31:33Actually, I'm just here to drop off something for you.
00:31:37Look, I've been thinking a lot lately, and I get it. You taking on that mission and fighting
00:31:44with Stuart. I mean, that weird thing with the timeshare. You were just trying to get my
00:31:49attention. And I was just...
00:31:56Hello, Tandy. This is Sasha. That's her helicopter parked over there.
00:32:01Tandy. Good to meet you. Again.
00:32:05Connor, this is way too far.
00:32:07If you wanted to come back, all you had to do was apologize.
00:32:12You don't have to try and make me jealous by bringing around some cheap holes.
00:32:16I know you're not talking about me.
00:32:18I'm sorry. Do you see a red light on my porch?
00:32:22Wake up, honey. He's not fine.
00:32:25Call me a whore one more time.
00:32:27I dare you.
00:32:29Hey, skank!
00:32:31No one touches my girl.
00:32:36Do you hear that?
00:32:39I'm getting a call.
00:32:42Connor, you're choosing her side?
00:32:45I'm your fiancé.
00:32:47We co-own a house together.
00:32:48No, we don't, Tandy.
00:32:50I bought a new house.
00:32:52I signed this one over to you in full.
00:32:54Consider it a parting gift.
00:32:57You have another house?
00:33:00With what money?
00:33:01A highway overpass doesn't count as a home.
00:33:04Oh, me.
00:33:06Let's go, Stuart.
00:33:12I'm so sorry.
00:33:14I didn't want you to see that side of me.
00:33:17I can usually contain myself, but that woman...
00:33:21What?
00:33:22Never been more attracted to you.
00:33:27Kelly?
00:33:35Uh, why is this empty?
00:33:38I can't sleep without my medication.
00:33:41Right.
00:33:43Connor always refilled them.
00:33:47Well, so long as you're up.
00:33:50Uh, about that...
00:33:52I want to wait till marriage.
00:33:55I'm a traditional girl.
00:33:58What?
00:33:59We've already...
00:34:00That's fine.
00:34:00Oh, goodnight, Stuart.
00:34:01Uh-huh.
00:34:21Don't be too long.
00:34:28I need this brought out with dessert.
00:34:32This is worth more than you make in a decade.
00:34:35Don't mess it up.
00:34:38Oui, most of...
00:34:45Because Antarket's strategy you pitched to V.P. Bolton was a hit.
00:34:49My dad is thrilled.
00:34:51He should be proud.
00:34:54I'm just glad I can help my country.
00:34:57Captain Humility.
00:34:59Let's go to dinner and celebrate.
00:35:02My treat.
00:35:03I'm in.
00:35:09A VIP table in the most exclusive restaurant in the city.
00:35:14Oh, Stuart.
00:35:16This is just spectacular.
00:35:22I told you.
00:35:24Connor could never give you the life you deserve.
00:35:29The salmon?
00:35:32The dessert course, remember?
00:35:34Oui, monsieur.
00:35:35I recall.
00:35:37A petit problem.
00:35:39We are in need of the table.
00:35:42Excuse me.
00:35:43This dipshit is confused.
00:35:46There's another VIP table over there.
00:35:49I'm afraid not, monsieur.
00:35:51We had a very important guest arrive, and we are clearing the entire section.
00:35:57Who could be more important?
00:35:59The whole VIP section?
00:36:11Help.
00:36:13This man is a stalker.
00:36:15Someone kick him out before I call the cop.
00:36:17We should just go.
00:36:18Nonsense.
00:36:19This is your favorite restaurant.
00:36:21And look.
00:36:22He brought his little skank around, too, to ruin our evening.
00:36:26Watch your tongue, monsieur.
00:36:28So, Mademoiselle Maverick is our honored guest.
00:36:31You must go.
00:36:33Now!
00:36:33And where will we sit?
00:36:37Bon appétit.
00:36:41Oh, God.
00:36:43Oh, Stuart.
00:36:45We should just cancel.
00:36:47No.
00:36:48Just wait for dessert.
00:36:50Oh, God.
00:37:00Look.
00:37:01Sandy.
00:37:03Oh, my God.
00:37:11Tandy.
00:37:12Oh, my God.
00:37:12Tandy.
00:37:14I've wanted you from the minute I saw you marry me.
00:37:19Stuart, we're right outside the bathrooms.
00:37:21Seriously?
00:37:23Nothing's ever good enough for you, uppity bitch.
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:28What the fuck?
00:37:30Bitch.
00:37:34Connor saved me?
00:37:37Connor.
00:37:38I knew you still loved me.
00:37:40Tandy.
00:37:40That's not what this is, okay?
00:37:43Stuart is dangerous.
00:37:44Can you please drop the Captain America act and just come home?
00:37:48Danny.
00:37:49You made your choices.
00:37:51Go ahead and live with the consequences.
00:37:58I'm sorry.
00:37:59I feel like dinner's kind of ruined.
00:38:03I still think there's room for dessert.
00:38:06Okay.
00:38:08Yeah, you're right.
00:38:09I made my choice.
00:38:10A better one.
00:38:11I'm with a real man now.
00:38:16And we're getting married.
00:38:18Get down on me, you idiot.
00:38:21Oh, yes.
00:38:22Yes, Stuart.
00:38:23I will marry you.
00:38:34Let's get home and practice for a wedding night.
00:38:37Uh, I actually, actually, oh, God.
00:38:39I have a headache.
00:38:40I'm so bad.
00:38:41Did you or did you not just agree to marry me?
00:38:44Uh, yes.
00:38:45Yes, of course.
00:38:47Of course.
00:38:47But, um, you have to get permission from my dad first.
00:38:52Oh, God.
00:38:54You know I'm a traditional girl.
00:38:56Oh, God.
00:38:59What the fuck?
00:39:03You know, it doesn't feel real to me sometimes.
00:39:08This house.
00:39:10This new life.
00:39:12You.
00:39:15Tell me.
00:39:18How did a guy get so lucky?
00:39:20I'm a very thorough researcher, Con.
00:39:24I know why you joined the Marines.
00:39:27To pay for Tom's medical pills and Tandy's education.
00:39:32You're a good, kind man.
00:39:36It's like one of the sexiest qualities in the world.
00:39:39Not to mention you saved my life.
00:39:41I was hoping you weren't going to leave that out.
00:39:53I asked you to marry me.
00:39:55The moment we landed on U.S. soil.
00:39:58That was and is a very real offer.
00:40:08Connor Mitchell, will you marry me?
00:40:14Sasha, wait.
00:40:16Uh, this doesn't feel right.
00:40:40Sasha, Maverick.
00:40:41Just a few short weeks, you've become the light of my life.
00:40:50Will you do me this honor and marry me?
00:40:53You almost gave me a heart attack.
00:40:58Fuck yes.
00:41:05Well, one of us had to get down on their knee.
00:41:08I wanted it to be me.
00:41:12Well, while you're down there,
00:41:15can you do one more thing, Captain?
00:41:18Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:41:25Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
00:41:29I know we've had our disagreements.
00:41:32No matter what.
00:41:35No, I love you and I want you to be happy.
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:41Whether that's with Connor,
00:41:45who I love,
00:41:47or
00:41:48that prick.
00:41:51You know how I feel about him.
00:41:55Well,
00:41:57Tandy, I love you and it's your choice, kiddo.
00:42:02It's your choice.
00:42:05Hey, Connor,
00:42:07tell me I don't have much longer thought.
00:42:09Just recording some, uh,
00:42:10last wishes for Tandy.
00:42:13It looks like,
00:42:14it's like you have something to tell me.
00:42:17Talk to me.
00:42:17What is it?
00:42:20I met someone.
00:42:21New.
00:42:24Sasha Maverick.
00:42:27Sasha Maverick,
00:42:28the president's daughter?
00:42:30The...
00:42:31God, she's gorgeous.
00:42:34Lucky you.
00:42:36God, way to go, son.
00:42:38So you're not upset?
00:42:41Hell no, man.
00:42:43All this shit my daughter's put you through.
00:42:47Actually,
00:42:47I'm relieved.
00:42:50Good for you.
00:42:52Well,
00:42:54in that case,
00:42:57will you be my best man?
00:43:04I'd be honored.
00:43:06Thank you,
00:43:07Connor.
00:43:10Good.
00:43:11I want you up and walking
00:43:13for my wedding day.
00:43:14You got that?
00:43:17Yes, sir.
00:43:20Connor.
00:43:21Connor.
00:43:23You're getting married?
00:43:25So I wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:43:27And now you have to torture my dad
00:43:29with your theatrics now, too?
00:43:31Candy,
00:43:31look,
00:43:33I'm sorry that you had to find out this way,
00:43:35but yes,
00:43:35I am engaged,
00:43:37and your father's happy for me.
00:43:41Can I talk to you outside for a second?
00:43:43Now?
00:43:47Connor,
00:43:47don't leave me with him.
00:43:49I'll be right back.
00:43:49I'll be right back.
00:43:50Oh, shit.
00:43:59Tom.
00:44:01I proposed to Tandy,
00:44:03and she said yes,
00:44:05but, uh,
00:44:06she insisted I get your blessing,
00:44:08so, uh...
00:44:10No.
00:44:16What?
00:44:18You deaf and stupid.
00:44:19I said no.
00:44:21Not in a thousand years today.
00:44:24Tandy,
00:44:25what?
00:44:26Connor,
00:44:27what did I ever do to you, huh?
00:44:29Why are you torturing me like this?
00:44:31Torturing you?
00:44:32I'm just trying to move on with my life.
00:44:33It used to be our life.
00:44:35Candy,
00:44:36I don't think
00:44:37your new fiancé
00:44:38would appreciate that.
00:44:40No.
00:44:41Stuart!
00:44:42I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:44:45I'm so sorry, baby.
00:44:46Please, please, please.
00:44:47Candy,
00:44:49you slept with someone else,
00:44:50and every time
00:44:51I tried to extend
00:44:52an olive branch to you,
00:44:53you threw it back in my face.
00:44:55What do I have to do
00:44:56to show you
00:44:56that I love you,
00:44:58that I've always loved you?
00:44:59Candy,
00:44:59there's nothing you can do,
00:45:00okay?
00:45:00Do you understand that?
00:45:02Excuse me?
00:45:09Sasha,
00:45:10that's not what it looks like,
00:45:11okay?
00:45:11Actually,
00:45:13yes,
00:45:14it is.
00:45:15Connor and I are in love.
00:45:17We've always been in love.
00:45:21Don't worry, baby.
00:45:23I saw everything.
00:45:24If this deranged slut
00:45:25thinks she can come between us,
00:45:27she's got another thing
00:45:28coming for her.
00:45:29Bring it on, bitch.
00:45:30Candy, enough!
00:45:32I've moved on.
00:45:36No.
00:45:38No, no, no, Connor.
00:45:39Connor,
00:45:39tell me that it's fake.
00:45:41Please, Connor, please.
00:45:42Please tell me it's not real.
00:45:44Candy.
00:45:45No, it can't be real.
00:45:47You can't leave me like this.
00:45:51It's over, Dandy.
00:45:54Listen,
00:45:55you old goat.
00:45:56I have one shot left
00:45:58at holding on to Dandy.
00:46:00I can feel her pulling away,
00:46:02and I don't know why.
00:46:03I'm the perfect boyfriend.
00:46:05That's a hoot.
00:46:07I practically raised that kid
00:46:09to be the man he is.
00:46:11Connor is honorable.
00:46:13He's...
00:46:14He's a good person.
00:46:17Hardworking.
00:46:19Unlike you, Stuart.
00:46:22You're a parasite.
00:46:24You're pathetic.
00:46:25I'm not gonna give you a blessing.
00:46:28Candy hasn't seen it yet,
00:46:30but my girl,
00:46:32she'll come around.
00:46:34Don't have that much longer,
00:46:36but the days I do have,
00:46:38I thank God that I get to
00:46:41see your ass get kicked.
00:46:44And I will.
00:46:46It's pathetic.
00:46:48I leave.
00:46:49Oh, major, huh?
00:46:51Connor?
00:46:52No.
00:46:53You won't.
00:46:55No.
00:46:56Shut up.
00:46:57No.
00:46:58No.
00:47:00No.
00:47:00No.
00:47:22Dad!
00:47:23Dad!
00:47:24Dad!
00:47:25Dad!
00:47:26What happened?
00:47:26I told him.
00:47:28I was so happy
00:47:28that we were getting married.
00:47:30His heart just gave out.
00:47:32What?
00:47:33No.
00:47:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:37Connor, do something!
00:47:39Do something!
00:47:42You can hear me, yeah?
00:47:45It's okay.
00:47:56I planned on marrying Connor
00:47:57in this church.
00:47:58I never thought I'd be
00:47:59holding my father's funeral here.
00:48:02Major General Tom Nelson
00:48:04was
00:48:05the bravest man I ever knew.
00:48:09He saved people.
00:48:13He saved me.
00:48:14When my parents were killed
00:48:16he took me in
00:48:18and raised me as his own son.
00:48:22On the day he passed away
00:48:24he even agreed
00:48:25to be the best man
00:48:27at my wedding.
00:48:30Thank you, Major.
00:48:33I'll never forget
00:48:34what you've done for me.
00:48:40I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:48:56Tom was also
00:48:58a bit of a father
00:48:58to me.
00:49:01He begged me
00:49:02to marry his daughter.
00:49:04Connor, please,
00:49:05he asked.
00:49:07Save her
00:49:08from him.
00:49:12You see,
00:49:14Tom hated you, Connor.
00:49:18He never forgave you
00:49:19for walking out on them
00:49:21to go play soldier.
00:49:23It weakened
00:49:25his poor old heart.
00:49:26Don't lie on Tom's name.
00:49:28You barely even knew him.
00:49:30One other thing, Tim.
00:49:32I mean Tom.
00:49:34asked
00:49:34was
00:49:35for us
00:49:36to move up the wedding
00:49:37so that he could see Tandy
00:49:39walk down the aisle
00:49:40into my arms.
00:49:47Well,
00:49:48what do you say, Tandy?
00:49:51Shall we give
00:49:52the dying geezer
00:49:53his final wish?
00:49:54Tandy,
00:49:55are you going to let him
00:49:56talk about your father
00:49:57that way?
00:50:00Come on, Tandy.
00:50:01What do you say?
00:50:10Let's get married,
00:50:11Stuart.
00:50:12As soon as possible.
00:50:14It's what my father
00:50:16would have wanted.
00:50:19This is love, Tandy.
00:50:21Even for you.
00:50:37Congratulations, Captain.
00:50:39Your Krizan-Tarkev strategy
00:50:41worked brilliantly.
00:50:44That's great news, sir.
00:50:47Did you know, though,
00:50:49that Vice President Bolton
00:50:50tried to steal the credit
00:50:52by claiming the idea
00:50:53as his?
00:50:54I had half a mind
00:50:56of forcing his resignation.
00:51:00But you know,
00:51:01Congress would have to ratify this,
00:51:03but, uh,
00:51:04how does Vice President
00:51:05Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:51:07Wait, sir,
00:51:09what?
00:51:10Marry my daughter tomorrow
00:51:12and the job is yours.
00:51:24Well, well, well,
00:51:27Mrs. Future Rothschild.
00:51:30Are you ready to rock?
00:51:32I want you so bad.
00:51:38I just can't get into it
00:51:39with Stuart.
00:51:40I miss Connor.
00:51:41I never should have
00:51:42let him go.
00:51:48Oh, yes!
00:51:49Oh, Connor!
00:51:50Yes, Connor, yes!
00:51:52What the fuck did you just say?
00:51:53Oh, my God!
00:51:55Stuart, Stuart,
00:51:56I'm so sorry.
00:51:57It's just that Connor
00:51:58and I have been together
00:51:59for so long.
00:52:00It was just a reflex.
00:52:01I'm sorry.
00:52:01Tandy,
00:52:03do you still love me?
00:52:05Of course, baby,
00:52:07of course.
00:52:09Good.
00:52:10Because if you still
00:52:12wanted Connor,
00:52:14it would be really bad for him.
00:52:26Stuart,
00:52:27you got this place
00:52:27looking like I've always dreamed.
00:52:30Would you like to sample
00:52:31the desserts
00:52:31before the reception, sir?
00:52:33Yes, I would.
00:52:35I do not need you
00:52:36busting at the seams
00:52:37on that dress
00:52:37I just bought you.
00:52:38I have investors coming.
00:52:40You are messing up
00:52:42my big day.
00:52:47Connor would never
00:52:48have talked to me
00:52:48like that.
00:52:54Dearly beloved,
00:52:56we are gathered here
00:52:56to witness the union
00:52:57of Stuart Rothschild
00:52:59and Tandy Nelson.
00:53:01If anyone wishes
00:53:02to object,
00:53:04speak up now
00:53:05or forever hold your peace.
00:53:07Come on, Connor.
00:53:08Now would be the perfect time
00:53:09for a big romantic gesture.
00:53:20Excuse me, Ed.
00:53:26Connor, you came.
00:53:28Connor, you came.
00:53:28If that douchebag objects,
00:53:30I am going to kill him.
00:53:32Shh, shh.
00:53:33Not in the house
00:53:34of the Lord.
00:53:35But it's nothing like that.
00:53:36But you will have
00:53:37to relocate.
00:53:39What?
00:53:39The new owner
00:53:40of this venue,
00:53:42his wedding,
00:53:42is taking preference here.
00:53:44This is our bad.
00:53:45I should never
00:53:46have rented it to you.
00:53:47Who is the new owner?
00:53:48I'd like to have a word.
00:53:53I'll handle this.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:57I am so sorry
00:53:59we did not know
00:53:59this was the same day
00:54:00as your wedding.
00:54:00You stupid bluesy.
00:54:02Do you enjoy
00:54:03ruining my life?
00:54:05Please, ma'am,
00:54:06you have to vacate
00:54:07the premises now.
00:54:09What?
00:54:09Where are we supposed
00:54:10to go?
00:54:25Sasha,
00:54:27the day we met,
00:54:29when I carried you
00:54:30from that exploding building,
00:54:31I never would have thought
00:54:33it would have been you
00:54:34who saved me.
00:54:41That's supposed
00:54:42to be me up there.
00:54:43I'm the one Connor loved.
00:54:46Everyone's leaving.
00:54:47Can you hurry this up?
00:54:48Right, right.
00:54:50Do you take this woman
00:54:51to be your lawfully
00:54:52wedded wife?
00:54:52Do we?
00:54:54Tandy Nelson,
00:54:56do you take this man
00:54:57to be your lawfully
00:54:58wedded husband?
00:55:04Tandy,
00:55:05you can answer that.
00:55:10I do.
00:55:11Of course I do.
00:55:13In the power vested
00:55:15in me,
00:55:15and I'll pronounce you
00:55:16man and wife,
00:55:18you may kiss the bride.
00:55:28Are we good?
00:55:30More brilliant maneuvering
00:55:31from Vice President Mitchell
00:55:33has averted another
00:55:34disastrous conflict.
00:55:45Wow.
00:55:46Drunk again?
00:55:47That's really helping
00:55:48your crow's feet.
00:55:49Connor would have asked
00:55:50why I was upset
00:55:51and tried to fix it.
00:55:55See this?
00:55:56This is dirty laundry.
00:55:58Hi, dirty laundry.
00:56:00Get to work, woman.
00:56:01I never realized
00:56:02how much work
00:56:02Connor actually did
00:56:03around here.
00:56:04When he was deployed,
00:56:05he would even hire
00:56:05a main service for me.
00:56:07I can't live like this.
00:56:08I need you, Connor.
00:56:09I have to get you back.
00:56:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:11No.
00:56:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:13What's the fuss about?
00:56:14Everything?
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:15No.
00:56:16Nothing is okay.
00:56:17Nothing will ever be okay.
00:56:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:22I need to see Connor.
00:56:24Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:56:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:26It's gonna be all right.
00:56:28I have a big surprise for you.
00:56:30Remember that huge mansion
00:56:32on the blocks?
00:56:33My dream house.
00:56:34I bought it for you.
00:56:36You didn't?
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:54Happy birthday, Mr. Vice President.
00:57:10Sorry.
00:57:14Hello?
00:57:15I hate to interrupt your honeymoon,
00:57:17but I'm gonna need you and Sasha
00:57:19back here in D.C. pronto.
00:57:22Yeah, that is a kind of an emergency.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:25Yes, sir.
00:57:28Sasha, that's your father, right?
00:57:32I think he needs us.
00:57:34I gotta go.
00:57:40Still closing on the property,
00:57:41but we'll have the key soon.
00:57:44Oh, Stuart, this is incredible.
00:57:46I can smell the ocean breeze from here.
00:57:49Mm-hmm.
00:57:49Mm-hmm.
00:57:52No!
00:57:54Candy?
00:57:55What are you doing here?
00:57:56Stuart just bought me this house.
00:58:00We don't have time for this.
00:58:02Sasha.
00:58:05No, wait, Connor.
00:58:05Connor, wait, I need you, Connor!
00:58:07Yeah, keep walking.
00:58:08I bought this place.
00:58:09No, Connor!
00:58:14So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:17You're okay, sir.
00:58:18Ah, thanks.
00:58:19Dad, are you okay?
00:58:21I'm fine, sweetie.
00:58:22I'm fine.
00:58:23I think the old ticker is still good
00:58:25for a couple more years,
00:58:26but this has made me realize something.
00:58:29The job of president
00:58:32is a younger man's game.
00:58:34Especially with World War III on the horizon.
00:58:38So I've decided to step down,
00:58:41because no one knows
00:58:42the Krasav-Tarkev conflict
00:58:45better than you.
00:58:48Sir, with all due respect,
00:58:51I could never replace you.
00:58:53I'm not qualified.
00:58:55Are you questioning my judgment?
00:58:57No, sir.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:59I never wanted to be president.
00:59:02And that makes you
00:59:04the perfect man for the job.
00:59:08Congratulations, Connor.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:12You too, sweetie.
00:59:21So, General Tupperd,
00:59:23can Rothschild Industries
00:59:24count on your support?
00:59:26I could really use
00:59:27the support these days.
00:59:29I don't know what you did, Stuart,
00:59:30but you certainly pissed
00:59:32somebody off at the top.
00:59:34Nobody else will touch you.
00:59:37Nobody.
00:59:39But how can I say no
00:59:41to a man with such a beautiful wife?
00:59:49Say along.
00:59:51We need this contract.
00:59:58Connor wouldn't humiliate me
01:00:00like this in a million years.
01:00:05Do solemnly swear
01:00:07that I will faithfully execute
01:00:09the office of the presidency
01:00:10of the United States of America.
01:00:18Oh, God.
01:00:19What have I done?
01:00:24Oh, Connor.
01:00:25I would have never, ever
01:00:26treated you like that
01:00:28if I'd known how much
01:00:28it hurt you.
01:00:33Breaking news.
01:00:34As his first official act,
01:00:36President Mitchell
01:00:37has ended homelessness.
01:00:41Connor.
01:00:41I'm caring, Connor.
01:00:43Of course, that's why you left.
01:00:45You wanted to help your country.
01:00:46That's so like you.
01:00:48A real man, I'm like.
01:00:55A real man sacrifices.
01:00:57Saves people.
01:00:59Connor.
01:01:00If you ever love me,
01:01:02I know you'll come to save me.
01:01:05Connor.
01:01:15Snelson, I'm your father's
01:01:16estate attorney.
01:01:17We found a recording
01:01:18in his things for you
01:01:19labeled Last Wishes.
01:01:21Out of respect,
01:01:22we felt you should be
01:01:22the first to hear it.
01:01:29My dad made a will?
01:01:40Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
01:01:43I know we've had our
01:01:44disagreements.
01:01:45No matter what.
01:01:47Now we love you.
01:01:48I want you to be happy.
01:01:50Whether that's with Connor
01:01:51or that prick,
01:01:53Tandy, I love you.
01:01:54It's your choice, kiddo.
01:01:56Dad,
01:01:58you were so right
01:01:59about Stuart.
01:02:01I should have never
01:02:02let Connor go.
01:02:08Not in a thousand years.
01:02:10Listen, you old goat.
01:02:11I have one shot
01:02:12left at holding
01:02:13onto Tandy.
01:02:14I can feel her pulling away
01:02:15and I don't know why.
01:02:17I'm the perfect boyfriend.
01:02:19Don't have that much longer,
01:02:21but days I do have.
01:02:22I thank God
01:02:23that I get to see
01:02:24your ass get kicked.
01:02:25That's so pathetic.
01:02:27Oh, major doll.
01:02:30No, no, no, no.
01:02:32No, no, no, no.
01:02:34Dad, what happened?
01:02:36He was so happy.
01:02:36I told him
01:02:37I planned on getting married
01:02:38to you and
01:02:39his heart just came out.
01:02:42What do you have there?
01:02:44Hmm?
01:02:46Nothing.
01:02:47You look handsome.
01:02:54I just need to find Connor
01:02:56and apologize.
01:02:57He'll protect me.
01:03:01Hmm?
01:03:03He blocked me?
01:03:10What is this?
01:03:13going somewhere?
01:03:16Uh, no.
01:03:17No, hey.
01:03:20No, I...
01:03:21I was just...
01:03:23I was just packing up
01:03:24some old clothes.
01:03:26Connor's.
01:03:28Really?
01:03:29Mm-hmm.
01:03:31Oh, gosh.
01:03:33Ah, you smell...
01:03:36intoxicating.
01:03:37Mm-hmm.
01:03:39Why don't you
01:03:41start the shower?
01:03:42Mm-hmm.
01:03:44Well, yeah.
01:03:44Mm-hmm.
01:03:46I've been pheromone maxing
01:03:48just for you.
01:03:52Mm-hmm.
01:03:56I'll be waiting.
01:03:58Mm-hmm.
01:04:08Oh, Tandy.
01:04:10Tandy.
01:04:12All right, my love.
01:04:13The shower is ready for us.
01:04:16My love?
01:04:18Tandy?
01:04:23Tandy.
01:04:24Oh, Tandy.
01:04:26I'm really not in the mood
01:04:27for hide-and-seeing.
01:04:44Sorry, ma'am.
01:04:45But this area is restricted.
01:04:47I just need to see Connor.
01:04:48I understand.
01:04:49The president has many,
01:04:50many female admirers.
01:04:52He receives five to ten
01:04:53proposals every day.
01:04:54No, you don't understand.
01:04:55This is an emergency.
01:04:56I'm his fiancée.
01:04:57Uh-huh.
01:04:58And does his wife know?
01:05:01All right.
01:05:02Word from the top.
01:05:03You can go.
01:05:04But no touching, understand?
01:05:06Okay.
01:05:08What do you want?
01:05:09I need to talk to Connor.
01:05:11The president is very busy.
01:05:12He doesn't have time for you.
01:05:14Why don't you run off
01:05:15to your deadbeat man?
01:05:16I can't.
01:05:17It's okay, Sasha.
01:05:18It's okay.
01:05:20Connor.
01:05:23Connor, thank God.
01:05:24What do you want, Tandy?
01:05:26I'm busy preparing for a peace summit.
01:05:30Can we just talk alone, please?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35Anything you can say in front of me,
01:05:36you can say in front of my wife.
01:05:39I made a mistake.
01:05:41Okay, Connor?
01:05:42I shouldn't have even let him in the house.
01:05:44No disagreement there.
01:05:47He's not what he seems.
01:05:49He is a very, very bad man.
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:53He definitely is not what he seems.
01:05:56I don't love him, Connor.
01:05:57I love you.
01:05:59I was wrong to let you go,
01:06:01and I am begging you.
01:06:02Please, please forgive me.
01:06:08Tandy, I only have room in my heart
01:06:11for one woman.
01:06:16I know you still love me.
01:06:18We have been in love since we were 16.
01:06:21You can't just let that go.
01:06:22Tandy, you left me no choice.
01:06:25I know I was awful to you, Connor.
01:06:27And I think about that every day.
01:06:30I will do anything
01:06:33if you come back to me.
01:06:34You don't have to cook.
01:06:35You don't have to clean.
01:06:37Anything you want.
01:06:38I mean,
01:06:38you can even keep your little side piece.
01:06:41Tandy,
01:06:42I only have room in my heart
01:06:44for one woman.
01:06:46My wife.
01:06:47And she's not a side piece.
01:06:49Do you really
01:06:50not love me anymore, Connor?
01:06:52Look me in the eyes
01:06:53and say it.
01:06:54Tandy,
01:06:56I...
01:07:00I think it's time for you to leave.
01:07:03The recording.
01:07:04If he knew the trouble I'm in,
01:07:05I know he'd save me.
01:07:07Uh, wait.
01:07:08I have something to show you.
01:07:10It's...
01:07:10God, it was...
01:07:11It's right here.
01:07:12It has to be right here.
01:07:13Where is it?
01:07:14Where is it?
01:07:15This will change everything.
01:07:16I'm gonna find it.
01:07:17Wait.
01:07:18No, no, no.
01:07:18Connor, Connor, wait.
01:07:19Wait, I hear this, please.
01:07:21You don't get it.
01:07:22You don't understand.
01:07:32Oh, Stuart.
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:36Uh, you...
01:07:36You scared me.
01:07:38Why don't we have a special night?
01:07:40You and I.
01:07:42Take a seat.
01:07:45Of course, Harley.
01:07:47Mm.
01:07:50Looking for something?
01:07:58Give it a listen.
01:08:02Tandy, Tandy, sweeter than candy
01:08:05Makes me feel dandy
01:08:07Without her, I wouldn't be a Mandy
01:08:11Tie her up and throw her in the back of a Vandy
01:08:17Are you...
01:08:18Are you feeling well, Stuart?
01:08:20I'm great.
01:08:23There's a big peace conference coming up
01:08:26With a bunch of political big shots
01:08:28Even though Rothschild Industries is in the shitter
01:08:34You can get me in
01:08:36And when you do
01:08:38I can finally get revenge
01:08:44On your pecs
01:08:54I appreciate you gentlemen
01:08:55Being here today
01:08:56At this peace summit
01:08:57I doubt
01:08:59Find the much agree with on
01:09:00Mr. President
01:09:03Not with those
01:09:04War hungry
01:09:05Archivians
01:09:07Please, gentlemen
01:09:07Take a seat
01:09:11How's it going?
01:09:13With the amount of tension in this room
01:09:15I wouldn't be surprised
01:09:16If these guys start throwing hands
01:09:21Identification and invitations
01:09:22Do you know who this is?
01:09:25This is Tandy Nelson
01:09:28President Mitchell's ex-wife
01:09:30And baby mama
01:09:32Look
01:09:35I didn't realize the president had a baby mama
01:09:39Well, for now
01:09:40Neither does TMZ
01:09:42But we can change that
01:09:44If you don't let us through
01:09:53You all this?
01:09:55I told you that would work
01:09:56This is a bad idea, Stuart
01:09:58Shut up
01:09:59My fellow esteemed leaders
01:10:02We are gathered here today
01:10:05As the world is on the brink of war
01:10:07An avoidable war
01:10:11That obviously
01:10:14We would like to
01:10:17Avoid
01:10:19Excuse me
01:10:21I know that
01:10:24That peace is
01:10:27Is not easy
01:10:29Oh, brother
01:10:31This guy sucks
01:10:32This guy sucks
01:10:34Stuart
01:10:36How'd you get in here?
01:10:38Oh, I'll tell you how
01:10:39It was actually very easy
01:10:41You see
01:10:42President Mitchell's security
01:10:44Is weak
01:10:47How do you suppose
01:10:48You're going to keep peace
01:10:50When you couldn't even keep
01:10:52Your engagement together?
01:10:54That's right
01:10:56I am sleeping with President X
01:10:59Stop it, Stuart
01:11:00Stop it
01:11:00Stuart
01:11:01This is a peace summit
01:11:03Not a reality TV show
01:11:05You've met my current wife, haven't you?
01:11:08Now
01:11:09Now there's a reason to go to war, gentlemen
01:11:12Not some
01:11:14Silly disagreement about
01:11:15Mineral rights
01:11:18Shut up!
01:11:19Stop laughing!
01:11:21Laughing him, not me!
01:11:22They're laughing at you, Stuart
01:11:25Because you have no power here
01:11:27Now here's what's going to happen
01:11:30Secret service is going to arrest you
01:11:32And you're going to spend the next ten years
01:11:34In an army black site
01:11:37See?
01:11:38Now that's funny
01:11:41Not as funny as a bullet in your face
01:11:43He's losing his mind, Connor
01:11:45Run!
01:11:46Shut up!
01:11:47Shut up!
01:11:47Shut up!
01:11:55Don't come any closer
01:11:57Not one move
01:11:59I want my government contracts reissued
01:12:01And I want you to resign
01:12:02Or
01:12:04Dandy
01:12:06It's lead
01:12:07Sir, we might have a shot
01:12:08But there's a chance a civilian
01:12:10Stand down
01:12:11Sir!
01:12:11Stand down
01:12:14Sasha
01:12:16I'm sorry
01:12:17But I have to do this
01:12:20If something goes wrong
01:12:21Just know I love you
01:12:23I know you do
01:12:31Stand down
01:12:32Stand down
01:12:36Stuart
01:12:37Wait that gun at me, okay?
01:12:40I'm the one you hate
01:12:41You made her hate me
01:12:43She won't even look at me
01:12:45She won't fuck me anymore, man
01:12:48It's your fault
01:12:50I had the love of my life taken from me
01:12:54My bed
01:12:56My house
01:12:58You did that, Stuart
01:13:00But there is one difference between you and I
01:13:03I don't think you have the guts to pull that trigger
01:13:06And me
01:13:08I've done it a thousand times
01:13:11No!
01:13:12No, no, no
01:13:13He'll do it
01:13:14He'll do it, Connor
01:13:15He killed my father
01:13:24Mr. President
01:13:27Sorry
01:13:28Forgiveness
01:13:30You killed Tom
01:13:59Oh, Connor
01:14:01Connor, you saved me
01:14:03I knew you still loved me
01:14:06Don't kid yourself, Tandy
01:14:08I was just doing my civic duty
01:14:13It's alright
01:14:16Stand down
01:14:17Stand down
01:14:27Sorry about that
01:14:28Interruption
01:14:32No
01:14:33You know what?
01:14:35You two want peace
01:14:37The world demands peace
01:14:42And if anyone tries to fuck that up
01:14:45They're going to have to deal with me
01:14:49Thank you all for your time today
01:15:03President Connor Mitchell
01:15:05It is my pleasure to award you the war peace prize for your incredible diplomacy between Prezan and Tarkev
01:15:21Congratulations
01:15:24Congratulations
01:15:25You're wrong
01:15:26Connor still loves me
01:15:27I can feel it
01:15:31You gotta let him go, sweetheart
01:15:33No
01:15:34No, he just has to finish his job for his country
01:15:37And then he'll come back to me
01:15:38I know it
01:15:41You'll all see
01:15:50Congratulations
01:15:51Congratulations
01:15:51Thank you
01:15:56However
01:15:58All credit is really due to my beautiful wife
01:16:02The mastermind behind the truth
01:16:12I have a message for the world
01:16:16Peace
01:16:17Is not easy
01:16:20Sometimes it requires
01:16:22Letting go
01:16:24Setting aside old baggage
01:16:26And moving forwards
01:16:29Towards a new
01:16:31Better world
01:16:32Thank you
01:16:34Thank you
01:16:34Thank you
01:16:35Yes
01:16:36Thank you
01:16:36Thank you
01:16:38Thank you
01:16:50Cook
01:16:51That you can't remember
01:16:53You're wrong
01:16:53You're wrong
01:16:53I know
01:16:57I know
01:17:02You're wrong
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