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00:00:09¡Buy lingerie! ¡Check!
00:00:11¡Bikini wax! ¡Check!
00:00:12¡Get boyfriend! ¡Check!
00:00:14Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:00:19Stop thinking about dick.
00:00:20I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:00:22I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:27Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:00:30Did he hear?
00:00:36Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:00:41Morning, Dick.
00:00:43Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
00:00:47You're perfect. Thank you.
00:00:48Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:52Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:00:55Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:00:58No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:12Want coffee?
00:01:15Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:01:23no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:26Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:31All right, all right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. Don't baby trust me. You look great.
00:01:37My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:45Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:49Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:57Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:05Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:02:08She's such a slut.
00:02:10As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:13Watch this.
00:02:14Oh, Mikey.
00:02:16Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:18Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:02:21Like making coffee.
00:02:24Or having sex.
00:02:27Tosh, no, come on.
00:02:29Oh, my God.
00:02:30Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:38So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:43Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:02:45I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:47All right.
00:02:51Brooke, is it?
00:02:52Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:55What? I literally don't even know you.
00:02:57Don't be embarrassed.
00:02:58Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:01You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:03especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06What?
00:03:08It was just chlamydia!
00:03:10Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:12Sounds like she already did.
00:03:14Oh, boy.
00:03:32I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:34I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:36He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:03:37What does that mean?
00:03:41Shit, my appointment.
00:03:42I gotta go.
00:03:43Sorry.
00:03:48All right.
00:03:49We'll have your birth control ready for you
00:03:50after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:03:57He?
00:04:03A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:07This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:11Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:17It's Luke.
00:04:19Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:20My gynecologist.
00:04:38Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty-Genta
00:04:40as it's your first time.
00:04:42Right.
00:04:42My first time.
00:04:44Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:45Yes.
00:04:46Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:47Nice to meet me?
00:04:48Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:50Grind me.
00:04:51I mean, the coffee shop.
00:04:53Grind me.
00:04:56Oh, no.
00:04:57He remembers me.
00:04:58So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:02Yes.
00:05:03Bad asshole.
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:07I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:10if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:12I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:15I will use a condom.
00:05:18I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:20He's not good for you.
00:05:22Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:23Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:30I'm ready.
00:05:32I think I'm ready.
00:05:33Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:05:36but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:05:38You know what?
00:05:38I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:42Uh, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:47Breast exam?
00:05:49Breast exam?
00:05:50If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:53No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:06:00Uh, it's probably easier to get laid back.
00:06:05It's okay.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:10Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:13Stop it. Stop.
00:06:15My head's cold.
00:06:16No, they're perfect.
00:06:19Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:25There are no abnormalities.
00:06:30Thank you, Luke.
00:06:33Dr. Miller.
00:06:34That wasn't so bad.
00:06:35Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir for me?
00:06:43Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:51So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:54All right?
00:06:55You're doing good.
00:06:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:07All right.
00:07:09I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:13You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:15I need you to relax, woman.
00:07:19So, do you like younger women?
00:07:23I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:27No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:33And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:07:38Oh.
00:07:38Duh.
00:07:39Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:41Amazing.
00:07:43Last thing.
00:07:44I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:47All right?
00:07:50Relax for me.
00:07:50You're doing good.
00:07:52His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:54Oh, my gosh.
00:08:01I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:05Did he?
00:08:07All right.
00:08:09He's so noticed.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:12Everything looks good.
00:08:13No abnormalities.
00:08:15All right?
00:08:17Be right back.
00:08:24Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:29I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:36All right.
00:08:37So, here's your break.
00:08:43Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:48She's my patient.
00:08:56Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:00You are so graphic.
00:09:04Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:08You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:11Luke.
00:09:13Are you serious?
00:09:14You got a finger by the hot dog too.
00:09:17He'll buy coffee from you.
00:09:18Vee, Luke.
00:09:20Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:22So, is he, like, good with his fingers or...
00:09:26Shut up, everybody.
00:09:27Shit.
00:09:28He's so sexy.
00:09:30Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:33Bye.
00:09:33Don't worry.
00:09:34Okay?
00:09:35Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:37Okay, Soph?
00:09:38Yes.
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:46I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:51Why do I even care?
00:09:57Yo.
00:09:58Are you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:09:59Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:05You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:08You're dating a nun.
00:10:09She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:11I'm calling it.
00:10:12Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:15I just can't prove it.
00:10:17You will soon.
00:10:20You're going to film her?
00:10:22Yo.
00:10:26Dude, you're sick.
00:10:27What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:30A little bit of this.
00:10:32And she's going to go feral.
00:10:36Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:39Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:43Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:45You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:50Hey.
00:10:50You need to pay.
00:10:55Fuck!
00:10:56My eyes!
00:10:56What the fuck?
00:10:57Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:03Kaylee Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:05I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13The lady.
00:11:31Nervous?
00:11:34Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:42Nervous?
00:11:43I'm a little nervous.
00:11:46Don't be.
00:11:47You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:53Wait.
00:11:54What?
00:11:56I'm sorry.
00:11:57I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:58We have to wait.
00:11:59I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:00I can't do this.
00:12:04You kidding me?
00:12:06I'm sorry.
00:12:06You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:09Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:11I'm going home.
00:12:18There it is.
00:12:19There it is.
00:12:21The hell you are.
00:12:23Not until I get something.
00:12:27No.
00:12:28No.
00:12:31Stop, Mike.
00:12:33Stop.
00:12:34Stop.
00:12:41Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:46Dr. Miller.
00:12:48Hey, Sophie.
00:12:49Hey.
00:12:50Hey, Steven.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, Sophie.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:56Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:58Did you take something?
00:13:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:01Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:05Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:07Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:09I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:11If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:13I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:15What?
00:13:16What's so funny?
00:13:16You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:18Says who?
00:13:19You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:23I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:24My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:29That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:32Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:37No, no, no.
00:13:38And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:41Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:43It was just a joke.
00:13:43Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:48Hey.
00:13:50Hey, come on.
00:14:07She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:09Either way, it's not good.
00:14:17You stole me from my date?
00:14:20What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:26I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:29Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:31I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:40How much did you have to drink?
00:14:43I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:47Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:51Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:52Tell me this.
00:14:53Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:01I was at the bar.
00:15:02All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record
00:15:11it.
00:15:14Wow.
00:15:17I'm an idiot.
00:15:20No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:23First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:30Y si tener un fetich para tu gano no es malo,
00:15:34yo iba a perder mi virginidad a una total de mierda.
00:15:38¡Suscríbete mi mierda por ese mierda!
00:15:43Perdón, Sofía.
00:15:50Sofía, ¿quieres mi virginidad?
00:15:51T-mil, chiquit.
00:15:52P—
00:15:59You can have it.
00:16:08Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:10Are you...
00:16:12hard right now?
00:16:21¿Qué pasa?
00:16:44¿Qué pasa?
00:16:44We're here.
00:16:45Here?
00:16:46Where is here?
00:16:48My place.
00:16:50You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:54If you're comfortable.
00:16:55I want to.
00:16:57I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:58I'm cool with that.
00:17:00But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:04Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:06Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:31You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:32The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:47How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:49It's huge.
00:17:51Don't like tight spaces.
00:17:54Not all tight spaces.
00:17:56Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:01Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:02You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:04Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:09Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:13I'm happy.
00:18:40I'm happy.
00:18:47You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:49You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:54I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:58You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:01Wait.
00:19:02What do you mean?
00:19:02You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:08and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:12No, Mrs. Miller.
00:19:16Then why me?
00:19:17I'm nothing special.
00:19:19You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:23You're kind to people.
00:19:26And you're beautiful.
00:19:38Who is that?
00:19:42This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:45You have to hide.
00:19:47Right now.
00:19:47Alright?
00:19:48Come on.
00:19:51Luke!
00:19:53Are you home?
00:19:58Lukey!
00:19:59Come out, come out!
00:20:02Stop playing!
00:20:03I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:05I know you're not on call.
00:20:12Don't say a word.
00:20:14There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:21Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:23What the hell?
00:20:26She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:28We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:30She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:32Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:42I'm sleeping.
00:20:44Why don't I join you?
00:20:50I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:53Like what, baby?
00:20:54Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:57Ice cubes?
00:20:58What ice cubes?
00:20:59Like call the cops.
00:21:01Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:04Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:05Come on, Lukey.
00:21:07You know you love screwing me.
00:21:14I have someone new in my life.
00:21:18Someone new?
00:21:19Who the fuck is she?
00:21:22I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:25And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:27And I'm gonna call the Dean.
00:21:29And I'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:32Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:34No. You can't!
00:21:35One.
00:21:38Two.
00:21:39Fine! Fine!
00:21:41I'm leaving.
00:21:44Your loss.
00:21:54Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:08Holy shit.
00:22:11You smell like booze.
00:22:13I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:16What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:18Uh...
00:22:21I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:27You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:31You'll come back to me after I...
00:22:34take care of that little distraction.
00:22:50My virginity?
00:22:53Yup.
00:22:54Still intact.
00:22:57Fuck my life.
00:23:00Language, Ms. Siddo.
00:23:02Jesus!
00:23:02What the hell are you doing?
00:23:06I'm here to tend to your massive hangover, whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:11What would you have me do?
00:23:13Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:15You could join me.
00:23:20Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:30Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:33There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:55I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:58But?
00:24:00But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:02You're my patient for one.
00:24:04In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:06I'm graduating this year.
00:24:09Second?
00:24:12You're a virgin.
00:24:15Ouch.
00:24:16I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:27You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:31But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:36I don't make love.
00:24:38I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:42I'm not that guy.
00:24:48Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:50I'm a big girl.
00:24:51I can handle myself.
00:24:55Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:57I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:05Someone's jealous.
00:25:08Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:10To come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:13Because it's cheap.
00:25:27Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:30When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:39So do it.
00:25:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:47Ready?
00:25:53Who's that?
00:25:54As your doctor, I know you haven't started your brush control.
00:26:02Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:05Are you kidding me?
00:26:12Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:14You're killing me.
00:26:16So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:21A virgin?
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:31Can you wait? Oh my god.
00:26:32Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his agent by the way, is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:39co-ed like you.
00:26:41He respects you, dummy.
00:26:43Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:45I mean he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:50You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:56And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:58Watch.
00:27:01Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:03No.
00:27:04Can you just order?
00:27:19I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:22But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:27Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:31What do you want?
00:27:33I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:38I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:44Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:46He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:47Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:56Can you believe it?
00:27:57Sophie's evil.
00:27:59First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:02A slut.
00:28:03Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:05Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:15Sophie, you idiot. Of course he was never yours.
00:28:19Oh!
00:28:22Sophie!
00:28:23You can have him!
00:28:24You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:26I didn't do this, I swear. I would never.
00:28:29What's going on?
00:28:30Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:32No, I didn't. I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:35Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:38Sophie?
00:28:40I'm calling the police.
00:28:41You know I would never do this, please.
00:28:43She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:45We need a medic too.
00:28:47I'm a doctor.
00:28:53I'm a doctor.
00:29:14Um, no, no, no, no. I'm, I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:29:21We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:24I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:27Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:32Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:36It was for a friend.
00:29:37You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:40Let me go. I don't want to press charges.
00:29:45Just a moment.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:58You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:01Luke, please. I can explain.
00:30:03She's not right for you.
00:30:06Breaking into my house, stealing my pager.
00:30:09That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:11But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:19Officer, I want her involuntarily committed. She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:25I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:27Stop. Luke, this isn't you. You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:33She's nothing. A cheap, broke, campus whore. You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:40Officer, take her away.
00:30:45Let's go!
00:30:47You bitch! You don't deserve him!
00:30:50Let's go!
00:30:53I knew she was psycho. You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:30:58Thanks, Ev.
00:31:00Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:04Take the date.
00:31:13Someone's waiting for their new test drive. Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:26You came just to save me?
00:31:29Of course I did.
00:31:36I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was gonna come after you, so...
00:31:41I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:56I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:00What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you...
00:32:04reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just...
00:32:14entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment? Sophie?
00:32:17If you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:22You're just...
00:32:23young.
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:30Just because you're this big hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:35I want.
00:32:42What do you want?
00:32:47You.
00:32:50Take me seriously.
00:32:54Get in the car.
00:32:56What?
00:32:57To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:01What?
00:33:02Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:29I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:32We're doing both.
00:33:34My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:39Your vacation home?
00:33:40As in you have multiple?
00:33:43Wow.
00:33:44Mr. Mellon, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:53And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:33:59What the hell?
00:34:01Look, I didn't send you because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:03The truth is, yes.
00:34:05My family's rich.
00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:09We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:11And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:27Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:32Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:39I'm not.
00:34:40Hang on.
00:34:41What even am I to Luke?
00:34:48Mother.
00:34:50This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:54Girlfriend?
00:34:55No way.
00:34:56Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:58Manners.
00:34:59Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:04Girlfriend?
00:35:07What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:09Gina?
00:35:11The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:15Ouch.
00:35:18Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:21And my date to the gala.
00:35:23If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:25I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:28Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:31Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:38If y'all excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:40Oh, before we go.
00:35:41Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:44She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:47Fourth floor, third door on your window.
00:35:51Thank you, Mother.
00:35:52Good to see you.
00:35:58That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:09Your brother has lost it.
00:36:11Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:22Is your mom always so...
00:36:25Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:29That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:33But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:38You care a lot about your patients. That's sweet.
00:36:41I do.
00:36:42Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:46What does that mean?
00:36:58Luke, you did not.
00:37:04Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:07I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:08That's done.
00:37:09I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:11You said you want all of them.
00:37:14They're yours.
00:37:2080...
00:37:20I can't accept this. This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:24Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:29Why do you like me?
00:37:31I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:34You.
00:37:35Dr. Trust Fund Baby.
00:37:37You're cultured.
00:37:38Your parents host charity events.
00:37:41You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:43I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:47It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:04Of course, it's too late.
00:38:06Now we're already falling for you.
00:38:10Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:16Because...
00:38:16I want it to be right.
00:38:19I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:22of you.
00:38:24But take it slow.
00:38:31Even though...
00:38:33There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:37Really?
00:38:43Really?
00:39:06Come back here.
00:39:08I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:13Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:16You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:26Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:29Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:37You know, I'm gonna get you back for this.
00:39:48Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:56That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:39:59You dumped my best friend?!
00:40:01The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus
00:40:10mattress.
00:40:11Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:17Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:19I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:23mistake.
00:40:23Mm-hmm.
00:40:24That's my girl.
00:40:29Sofie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:31I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:48Holy shit.
00:40:57It's not about being pretty.
00:40:58It's not about being pretty.
00:40:59I just...
00:41:00I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:03I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:05Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:13You're so refreshing.
00:41:15You ready?
00:41:34Wow.
00:41:35She doesn't look great at Virginia.
00:41:37Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:40Why would you wanna break them up?
00:41:42Oh, shut up.
00:41:43There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:45If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:41:55I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:41:58This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:01Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:07Cheers.
00:42:11Girlfriend?
00:42:13Not for long.
00:42:39Girlfriend?
00:42:40An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:42:49Starting big!
00:42:515,000.
00:42:535,000.
00:42:54Now six.
00:42:5420 to six.
00:42:55Bora Bora after finals.
00:42:57That's pretty good.
00:42:58Can I get...
00:43:00You need to come quick.
00:43:01My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:03Are you okay?
00:43:04Go.
00:43:05Let's go.
00:43:14What is it?
00:43:15My throat.
00:43:17Over your mouth.
00:43:18Breathe.
00:43:19Oh.
00:43:24Sold!
00:43:25Number 12.
00:43:26$7,000.
00:43:27All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:29Give me a round of applause.
00:43:30Congratulations.
00:43:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:32Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:35Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:43Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:49What a hussy.
00:43:51Auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:53I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:56I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:43:58I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:02Poor Lukey.
00:44:04He hasn't fooled.
00:44:06Trailer trash skank.
00:44:08Who let her kind in here?
00:44:10I wouldn't do that.
00:44:11I would never.
00:44:12I have $1,000 for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:16Hmm.
00:44:17Really, Sophie?
00:44:17No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:19Whew.
00:44:20Alright.
00:44:21$500?
00:44:23Alright.
00:44:24$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:27She's got student loans.
00:44:29Whatever that means.
00:44:31We're sick.
00:44:35Breathe?
00:44:38I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:41It hurts.
00:44:41No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:43I recognize you.
00:44:44You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:46What the hell is going on here?
00:44:47Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:49Patrick?
00:44:50Get out of my way.
00:44:51Why lower your standards?
00:44:52We're millionaires.
00:44:53She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:02You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:06Motherfucker.
00:45:08$450.
00:45:11$400?
00:45:14Oh, alright.
00:45:16I mean, look.
00:45:18I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:20Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:24Well, I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:27Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:32Sold!
00:45:32Sold for $400.
00:45:35Wow, Sophie.
00:45:37Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:48Used goods?
00:45:49That's rude, Serena.
00:45:50After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:54Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:45:57What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:07You idiot!
00:46:08Get off the stage!
00:46:09We're leaving!
00:46:10Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:12You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:16No need, my dear.
00:46:18Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:22After all of... this.
00:46:26But... but...
00:46:27No! No!
00:46:30Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:35You're a doctor!
00:46:36Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:38You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:40Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:43How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:51Stephanie?
00:46:52Don't let me!
00:47:00I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:04You can't.
00:47:05You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:08but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:12So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:15I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:17and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:21Let's go!
00:47:23Get to writing!
00:47:24Let's go! Everybody out!
00:47:33Look at these assholes go.
00:47:35You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:37I-I would have been okay.
00:47:38I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:40No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:42Plus, I think we made more donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:46Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:49You alright?
00:48:03What are you looking for?
00:48:05I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:08I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:13Right.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:17Make me...
00:48:19An appletini.
00:48:21What?
00:48:22Seriously?
00:48:25Alright, so...
00:48:27Vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur...
00:48:30Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:31You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:37Move.
00:48:41Can you open that?
00:48:44Thank you!
00:48:46Ooh.
00:48:49Alright.
00:48:50Let's just make it simple.
00:48:52Body shots.
00:48:56I've never done that before.
00:48:58Seriously?
00:48:59What do you mean? You're like so old.
00:49:01I was trying to get into school.
00:49:03I didn't have time to...
00:49:04Do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:07He just said you're hot.
00:49:09Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:10Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:22Holy shit.
00:49:43Alright, I got the hang of that.
00:49:46Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:48Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:49:50New rule.
00:49:51You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:53Is that so?
00:49:56Then...
00:49:56Where are you gonna lick me?
00:49:58Do!
00:50:14I'll take you.
00:50:21No one.
00:50:24No one.
00:50:27Do.
00:50:28No more.
00:50:33i'm sorry was that you drive me fucking wild luke i'm ready
00:50:47i'm an idiot wait what sophia i went too far i'm sorry
00:50:54fuck luke no no no i'm telling you that i'm ready
00:50:58i want to do this with you lose my virginity
00:51:03sophie don't sophie me that's so patronizing
00:51:08okay i'm trying but i'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt
00:51:13i don't want to be the guy that you know leads to you ruining your life i'm terrified of that
00:51:18it's this that hurts me what you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:21what would be so terrible about us being together being either sophie
00:51:27did you see what happened here today i mean my family sucks my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:36of course i want to be with you but am i right for you
00:51:40and you really want to take on this baggage
00:51:43i might be a virgin but this whole it's not you it's me thing is really freshman year
00:51:52so what are you doing i'm calling a cab and going back to campus i can't deal with your
00:51:56hot and cold bullshit anymore you think you're doing me this favor but really
00:52:00you're just reminding me of how unfuckable i am don't follow me
00:52:11damn it
00:52:17i guess i'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:36what's the point in talking to me now you've rejected me twice
00:52:42is that your boyfriend you're ignoring nope boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:48so i've got the hottest girl in the bar all to myself
00:52:56what you heard me hottest lady i've ever seen at this school
00:53:04you're into this like you might want to like hook up hell yeah i would
00:53:09maybe we can start with a kiss wow i'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:14maybe that's the problem i was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:22what did you just say
00:53:47you're just into me why are you treating me like i'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:53:51you're obviously a nice girl but i'm looking for a fun time you know
00:53:56you're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:53:59and
00:54:02sorry
00:54:04what i'm glad
00:54:13i'm in this 80 000 dress and i can't even get a stupid horny prac guy to get with me
00:54:21he would probably fuck anything except for me apparently
00:54:27oh and luke of course luke on the other hand he's had his hands literally inside of me and i
00:54:32guess
00:54:32he was just so repulsed that that he didn't need to see more
00:54:37you know what
00:54:43sophie where the hell you been i'm at the hospital right now bro
00:54:46oh oh look at me i'm a i'm a fancy ivy league doctor and i'm also hot as
00:54:50and i just love to leave girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:54:57say something asshole
00:55:00can i come get you right now please so you can what not have sex yeah i i don't think
00:55:05so i think
00:55:05i'll stay right here where the guys at least have i don't know the decency to not lead me on
00:55:10guys what guys someone do something to you of course not they they said i was too messy too
00:55:17messy and too much and i guess that means you get a second chance you either me or you lose
00:55:24me
00:55:27i think i'm gonna pass out i'm coming to get you keep falling on you all right
00:55:43so hey wake up
00:56:05is she
00:56:11she's fine she's bottled water in two of these in the morning i don't know what she drank but
00:56:17whatever it is gonna hit her hard
00:56:21so if you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:36rise and shine party animal you have a lot to tell me
00:56:44you feel like shit you look like shit but like a million bucks so is this a gift from luke
00:56:52or
00:56:52everly the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:56:58you know he led me on and then left me for ted but luke brought you back to ev i
00:57:04don't want to hear it
00:57:07i'm done having my time wasted
00:57:10i guess i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin so i've decided
00:57:16i'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:19huh well virginity is like a whole construct right
00:57:22people guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:26unless i stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:32i need you to help me look slutty
00:57:37oh you are sexy i'm not slutty sexy guys don't go for that i i look like a a nun
00:57:45librarian i'm giving
00:57:46off don't fuck snooze fest boring so as your best friend i'm obligated to tell you that you don't have
00:57:53to change yourself for the right guy the thing is mr right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:02warm me up
00:58:18perfect
00:58:34isn't that that one dorky barista chick there's no way that goes off yeah it is
00:58:41that sophie tisdale dude the makeover is actually working everyone's looking at you good i hope the
00:58:48news gets back to luke i mean war
00:58:56oh there he is are you gonna say something
00:59:02holy
00:59:02shit sophie no i'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:13thanks babe
00:59:14i'm gonna tell i'm beautiful
00:59:23and what can i get for you handsome a latte would be nice but uh i like what you're giving
00:59:28me right now
00:59:29i take all kinds of tips what the hell's going on here stop interrupting grandpa the
00:59:34fuck did you just say one latte coming right up
00:59:39and what can i get for you doctor sophie what is this you're dressed different you're acting
00:59:44different i don't get it whoops let me get that for you
00:59:55so did you want a coffee the ave shining is on the house
01:00:00is this like a punishment i mean if it is i get it but throwing yourself at other guys it's
01:00:04not you
01:00:04that's really not up to you anymore dr miller i gave you a chance and besides there's someone
01:00:10out there who wants me and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process hey uh we're throwing a halloween
01:00:15party tonight they got on land fair you should come she's got plans actually i don't my first
01:00:24frat party invite wow this whole hot girl act is actually working you should bring your home girl
01:00:30the guy's gonna love him i will see you tonight you're not going to that newsflash you're not my
01:00:37boyfriend you could have been but you didn't want the baggage that's not true actually i have to go
01:00:42plan my outfit for tonight my very sexy very booby outfit
01:00:50sophie i'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me all right
01:00:52i'm gonna do this frat party 36 years old i will
01:00:58what could you have possibly been in that oh that was sexy mini mouse yeah i think i still
01:01:05have the ears somewhere ew that doesn't even sound right i just found the perfect outfit to match your
01:01:14boyfriend's everly not funny imagine being old ass luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets a text
01:01:20from you and this if he hasn't jumped off a bridge he definitely will how pathetic is it that i'm
01:01:26playing mind games with a guy that i haven't even gone to second base with hey whatever helps you get
01:01:30over him okay red push-up bra pink red
01:01:51get in get sophie safe get out so be the only person i'm doing this for sick costume bro right
01:02:04god i have at least three chicks with you to get in man sorry rules
01:02:24i have to get to her where is
01:02:28stop being shy you look hot
01:02:33see
01:02:36wait hand me your phone why
01:02:43because i'm taking a point five and sending it to leave
01:02:50no yes i'm good anywhere i don't pay a fee vip with the bosses i got a hat i have
01:03:00to get to her where
01:03:10i need to be so drunk to predict what you just think he opened it immediately he's so whipped
01:03:17welcome to the party
01:03:31do it off his ass
01:03:34¡Woo!
01:03:38¡Hell yeah!
01:03:50¿What?
01:03:51Es simplemente no es el mismo cuando no es él.
01:03:55Sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi.
01:04:04¡Woo!
01:04:05¡Woo!
01:04:07¡Woo!
01:04:09¡Woo!
01:04:10¡Woo!
01:04:10¡Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:15¡Woo!
01:04:16¡Woo!
01:04:17¡Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:19¡Woo!
01:04:20¡Woo!
01:04:21¡Woo!
01:04:22Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:27Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:34¡Woo!
01:04:34You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:36Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:04:38That's a lie.
01:04:40You talk?
01:04:43Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:04:46I'm coming.
01:04:47My friend here is just leaving.
01:04:50Actually, I'll join.
01:04:51What?
01:04:52No.
01:04:53Don't let me know here!
01:05:01Who's going first?
01:05:04I'll spin.
01:05:06Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:07I hope it lands on me.
01:05:09He seems experienced.
01:05:22Fuck.
01:05:24Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:28Roll the roll.
01:05:29As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:05:45Can we talk like adults?
01:05:47Can we fuck like adults?
01:05:53You know, you dress like this, like your own fucking right hand.
01:05:56...
01:06:15¿Qué tal otra examina, Dr. Miller?
01:06:49¿Qué tal otra examina, Dr. Miller?
01:06:55¿Qué tal otra examina, Dr. Miller?
01:07:25¿Qué tal otra examina, Dr. Miller?
01:07:39¿Qué tal otra examina, Dr. Miller?
01:07:42¿Qué tal otra examina, Dr. Miller?
01:07:44C'mon, Noah.
01:07:55Ok, so...
01:07:56I've never kissed anyone before.
01:07:58What?
01:08:00So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:02So, I'm warning you.
01:08:04You can relax.
01:08:06I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:08Really?
01:08:08But, all the rumors.
01:08:11Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:14Derrick says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:17I don't even know, Derrick.
01:08:20I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:24Oh, I'm so screwed.
01:08:27Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:30They're gonna kill me.
01:08:31No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:33No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:36Wait.
01:08:37I'll help you.
01:08:40How?
01:08:46It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:08:49Come on, virgin.
01:08:52Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:08:55We don't have time. Just come here.
01:08:59You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:01Really? You don't... care?
01:09:04No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:06You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:09Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:15I owe you.
01:09:18Noah!
01:09:19Noah!
01:09:20Are you in there?
01:09:22Oh, yeah.
01:09:23Oh.
01:09:25It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:28Oh, yeah.
01:09:30Alright, that's enough.
01:09:34Selfie!
01:09:35Have you opened the damn door?
01:09:37Okay, ready? It's working.
01:09:41Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:09:43He deserves it.
01:10:08What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:10What the fuck were you doing in the middle of town?
01:10:13Well...
01:10:13What the fuck were you doing at me with him?
01:10:13Well...
01:10:16First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:25Liar.
01:10:27You don't know that.
01:10:32You know you belong to me.
01:10:34Correct.
01:10:56Yo, get out.
01:11:09I need this off.
01:11:11I don't want to.
01:11:14Me, too.
01:11:30What?
01:11:31Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:34No.
01:11:35No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:11:37I'm just kicking myself.
01:11:40Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:11:42You're a fucking idiot.
01:11:45You are.
01:12:08You better take that.
01:12:10Someone better be dying.
01:12:12What's it, code blue?
01:12:15They are.
01:12:19I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:12:20I have to go.
01:12:24I've been burned too many times.
01:12:26Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:12:31Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:34I promise we're going to do this.
01:12:36We are.
01:12:38But not in some shitty frat house.
01:12:42You deserve better than that.
01:12:44Better how?
01:12:47You do a passport, right?
01:12:53So sexy underwear.
01:12:54Track.
01:12:55Uh, jacket.
01:12:57Track.
01:12:58Bikini.
01:12:59Where exactly is he taking him?
01:13:01Hey, don't tell me.
01:13:04Crap, he's here.
01:13:07Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:09Oh, my God.
01:13:15No way.
01:13:16Este es un mal.
01:13:18Es realmente un psycho.
01:13:20Y en el otro lado,
01:13:22lo que hace para el sexo.
01:13:24No tengo que ser así.
01:13:28¿No έχει más consejo para mí?
01:13:31No, hay más veces.
01:13:34Es finalmente sucediendo.
01:14:00¡Gracias!
01:14:12This is so psychotic. Am I really worth all this?
01:14:19It's the first times.
01:14:23Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:26International.
01:14:37Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds,
01:14:39I'm going to lose my mind.
01:14:41I'm sorry, I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:14:44You ready?
01:14:50A croissant?
01:14:52You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:14:55It's a hit.
01:14:57Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:15:06Are you crazy?
01:15:07You took me to Paris?
01:15:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:20I set up an appointment at Chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:25Look.
01:15:32You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:34I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:40Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:15:58It's finally happening.
01:16:22I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:25You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:30Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:16:40Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:16:44She's all yours?
01:16:46Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:16:51Yes.
01:16:52We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:16:56I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:16:58We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:03Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:05I'm sorry?
01:17:08Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:12I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:20I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:17:26Wow.
01:17:27What do you think the odds are?
01:17:291.6 in 100.
01:17:32You'd probably hate me.
01:17:35As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:17:40Graduations in a month, and we'll be able to do it together.
01:17:52Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:171.6 in 100.
01:18:184E00.
01:18:18Weksi, we find a family girledi our lives home.
01:18:19Hyp votes are up.
01:18:19All right, we'll do Hillary to hear them tomorrow.
01:18:19Lucky, absolutely.
01:18:19Gracias.
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