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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 02: Olympians
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You born fill up
01:02Sweet up
01:04You couldn't stay
01:06You're in our way
01:08Get lost forever
01:12Get lost forever
01:15Get lost forever
01:19Get lost forever
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:59You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Good you wanna take me
02:29Close enough line back out on the ice for Boston
02:31Tomorrow's a good one
02:33Having a lot of games to make sure it's that big part
02:36I give you magic things
02:37I hope you're gonna get out of it
02:40I really wanna get out of it
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out of it
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out of it
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree atop a hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad minds
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:13You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You know you're out of it
03:34You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38Cool
03:39You say to scare you
03:40Most people do
03:42Is there's the real world
03:44hurt me
03:45Then ever
03:45So
03:46In spite of everything
03:48And our distance just won't get it, so nice try, now get out the way, good job, just take a
03:57fucking hit, I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
04:04ya, ya, ya, nice try, get out the way, you're in our way, get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back, I think you mean fucks with, buddy, I fucking mean
04:32what I mean, you're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now, the fuck does that mean, they do it to
04:37you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it, uh, no thanks, honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus,
04:42yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else, not even now, whatever you need,
04:48Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the
05:05other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately, he had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up
05:14to you in the scoring race, wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me. Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:22Mm-hmm.
05:23Mm-hmm.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You're good.
07:13You're good.
07:14You're good.
07:15You're good.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:44A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:31It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:40Oh, wow, wow.
09:47We think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:02Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:32Where were you?
10:36He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:43Oh, shit knows me.
10:45Oh, shit knows me.
10:47I think you're okay.
10:52Oh, shit knows me.
10:56Yeah.
10:58I think you're okay.
11:00Yeah.
11:05I think you're okay.
11:08I think you're okay.
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:25Okay.
11:28I think you're okay.
11:30It's you.
11:32Oh, yeah.
11:35Oh, man.
11:38Oh, man.
11:40Oh, man.
11:41Oh, man.
11:44Oh, man.
11:46Oh, man.
11:48Oh, man.
11:53Oh.
11:56Oh, man.
11:56Oh, God, hold her.
12:22Another bezel, did it?
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I wish I would now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Wander. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We have to wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for Top Story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:23A cigar a la fourmi,
15:27a car encore endormi.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up schist shell.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating?
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:03Go away, Hollander.
18:04Hey.
18:06Hey.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet with me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:05It's not sad.
19:07It's not sad, my father.
19:08But it's not so sad.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty.
19:36You always find someone who's guilty.
19:36You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who was it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:48She doesn't do this.
19:49What do you do?
19:52What do you think?
19:56What does he do?
19:56No, my mother.
20:06Where are you? Where are you from?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:19In the evening.
20:23To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course.
20:34It's always the same.
20:36All is always the same.
20:37What did you say?
20:40He was not in the form.
20:42He has to stay.
20:44He needs to stay.
20:45He has to stay in the United States.
20:49He's good.
20:50He's good for you.
20:52It's a problem with the leader.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:57Leader.
21:04You're too much talking.
21:07You're too much talking.
21:11You're too much talking.
21:28You're too much talking.
21:29You're too much talking.
21:31I'd like to drink.
21:33I'd like to drink.
21:33I'd like to drink.
21:34tomorrow night.
21:51Good morning.
21:53Good morning.
21:59I'm good.
22:00Good morning.
22:01Good morning.
22:02Good morning, Sash.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool who will be in any case.
22:31He will kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these stupid games,
22:39when you have real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yeah, it's true.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yeah, in this year.
22:55I think that Midtke is traumatized.
23:00Where did you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the Travmitted Bratom, you can't be able to get a bad decision.
23:08You can see the team pretty well.
23:11You're welcome.
23:13You're welcome.
23:13This is the Vostok.
23:14Then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the South.
23:18Chicago.
23:19Not that you're in the past.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:27So you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I was talking about.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look perfect.
23:41You should look perfect.
23:43You should look perfect.
23:44But you need to meet again.
23:48See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Men.
24:15It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Hey, Ilya.
24:29Yeah, Ilya?
24:32Oh my gosh.
24:35I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know.
24:40You don't lie.
24:43You don't lie.
24:45You don't lie.
24:45What's your answer?
24:50Rаньше you were more fun.
24:56You remember?
25:07Are you here? Seriously?
25:11I don't know.
25:12It was dangerous before.
25:16If you remember me, don't forget me.
25:21We are children, Sasha.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37What's your name?
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:54Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Just broken down.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35I think you can have a good home, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you.
26:50Come on, Jay.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Oh, stop.
26:53It's a rule.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:48our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:56Ah!
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03Are obviously the consequences of the fight.
29:07Legendouse Lamar!
29:09Yeah!
29:11Yeah!
29:11Oh, no!
29:15Oh, no!
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38I gave this here for free, or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
31:15Bill...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:07Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48No.
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck to me.
34:13Good luck to me.
34:16Good luck to me.
34:25Good luck to me.
34:28Good luck.
34:31Good luck.
34:33Good luck.
34:38Good luck.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:09Let's go.
35:50What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:37Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never.
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels.
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
37:59Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:37I need you.
38:49I don't know.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know. Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should, uh...
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01And...
41:09I'm out.
41:19I'm out.
41:23I'm out.
41:25Yeah, me too.
41:26I'm out.
41:29Okay.
41:29I don't know.
42:17What the fuck?
42:29What the fuck?
42:59What the fuck?
43:30What the fuck?
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