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00:19You
00:19You leave shortly for the moon a journey of two hundred and forty thousand miles now
00:24It's successful. You will be the first man to walk on the surface of another heavenly body
00:29What exactly do you hope to discover?
00:32I think
00:32Even more important than the answers that we'll be able to find will be the fact that we got a
00:37whole bunch of new questions to ask
00:44Neil a Neil Marvin miles Los Angeles Times the descent onto the lunar surface appears to be very challenging
00:51How far will you burn down and how low could you stage an abort if necessary?
00:59We have made some significant improvements in the flight control system in recent months
01:03The power of descent will be handled by the computer to a large degree
01:09Colonel Aldrin, after you land on the moon, what do you anticipate from those first moments?
01:14Any expectations, hopes, anxieties?
01:18Well, uh, immediately upon touchdown, our concern is the integrity of the lunar module
01:24Without that integrity, we cannot safely continue with the lunar surface work
01:29We cannot retract...
01:29Are those the astronauts?
01:31You are humble men and...
01:33Why are they in a box?
01:34So as not to catch any germs
01:35...encapitulate something, uh, deeply human
01:38You're going to sit down or just stand there hovering
01:40And they desire to explore to, uh, push boundaries
01:42Without exploration, without asking questions
01:45Are we not desperate for a sort of, uh, stasis as a species?
01:50The American State Department asked if I wanted to send a message
01:53Not sure...
01:54What kind of message?
01:55For the astronauts to leave on the moon
01:57But I probably...
01:57They approached a handful of individuals from around the globe
02:00A cross-section of human civilization
02:02To provide a message of a shared and common humanity
02:06What did you say?
02:08On behalf of the British people, I salute the skill and courage
02:11That have brought man to the moon
02:13May this endeavor increase the knowledge and well-being of mankind
02:19Well, I feel very best
02:24How will it be, um, communicated?
02:27On a disc, apparently
02:29What kind of disc?
02:30A silicon disc
02:31They sent a picture
02:32A tiny disc
02:33With tiny, microscopic inscriptions in golden lettering
02:37From planet Earth, July 1969
02:40Which they intend to leave in a little white pouch
02:42With an olive branch
02:44An olive branch?
02:45Means for the little green men to wait a bite
02:54I'm going to bed
02:55I've been, uh...
02:57Conducted in any kind of, uh...
02:58Undue haste
02:59Owned church tomorrow is at nine
03:01Not ten
03:02Of course there was a good deal of concern
03:04In our own minds
03:05And many other people in the organization
03:07That all these things
03:08Over the descent
03:09And surface
03:10Would fall into place
03:11In time
03:12At this point in time
03:30There's no place
03:30To be an unusual
03:31In our own minds
03:31To be a person
03:31And thenesday
03:31So, they like
03:31To be a person
03:31For faam
03:31And metro
03:31In the world
03:32Of course there's no way
03:32Of course there's no way
04:34Why do we do this?
04:37Week in, week out.
04:39Like lemmings.
04:42What does it do for you?
04:45Honestly.
04:45Church.
04:47There's a chance to take stock.
04:49Reflect on the past week.
04:51Think ahead to the next.
04:52Get a diary for that.
04:54And to think of life's bigger questions.
04:57Except one doesn't.
04:58Many thinks about what a lot of dreary nonsense the dean is talking.
05:02And why doesn't he shut up?
05:03He's been with us for nearly 20 years.
05:05That might make him loyal.
05:06It does not make him interesting.
05:08Hello there.
05:08Good morning, Mr.
05:09They have mouths, but they speak not.
05:13Eyes have they, but they see not.
05:16They have ears, but they hear not.
05:20Noses have they, but they...
05:30You see?
05:33It's not a sermon, it's a general anaesthetic.
05:36Ah, but they smell not.
05:39They that make them are alike unto them.
05:42So is everyone that trusteth.
05:44That's it, that's the last time.
05:46And so the Lord teaches...
05:48Now, on Sunday, while you lot are in here,
05:50I'm going to spend this hour doing something useful.
05:53But unto his name give glory,
05:57nor to false idols either.
06:06Ah.
06:09Michael?
06:10Mom?
06:11Bye.
06:13Bye.
06:13Bye.
06:14Bye.
06:15Is it possible, do you think,
06:18the dean might have reached...
06:20How can I put this kindly?
06:21The moment of his own obsolescence.
06:24I noticed one or two people struggling to stay awake.
06:26We could discreetly start the search for a present.
06:30Goodwill.
06:31Someone with a bit of...
06:32Oomph.
06:33I think so.
06:34Zest.
06:35That's it.
06:35Pepp.
06:36Yes, thank you.
06:37Vim.
06:49Good to see you.
06:53Good to see you.
07:01Thanks.
07:17And so, here at Cape Kennedy, we are all up to the moon this morning.
07:21Are you watching?
07:25The big moon express, all ready to leave Platform 39 here at Cape Kennedy on time in about 30
07:33minutes.
07:34This enormous event, which uniquely unites all the world, because all the world should
07:40be interested in this journey.
07:43And after this journey, we on Earth can never be the same.
08:04Where is she?
08:06Who, sir?
08:07If I say she, and we're in Buckingham Palace, who do you think I mean?
08:16There you are.
08:17I've been looking for you everywhere.
08:18Where have you been?
08:19On the telephone, interviewing candidates to become the new dean.
08:22Anyone good?
08:23Yes, I think we found one.
08:24How old?
08:25Same age as you, I'd say.
08:26Really?
08:27And a good fit.
08:28For what?
08:29For the job I've asked him to do.
08:3210.
08:3510.
08:389.
08:39Ignition sequence 5.
08:416.
08:425.
08:434.
08:443.
08:452.
08:461.
08:48Lift off.
08:49We have a lift off.
08:5032 minutes past the hour.
08:52Look back at Apollo 11.
08:5412.
08:57What men?
08:58What cunt?
08:592.
09:00We've got a roll program.
09:02Neil Armstrong reporting the roll and pitch a program with the Pinch of Paula.
09:1311 Houston thrushes go. All engines, you're looking good.
09:17Roger. You're loud and clear, Houston.
09:23We got skirt sim.
09:26Roger. We confirmed skirt sim.
09:29Tower's going.
09:30Launcher tower.
09:32Neil Armstrong confirming both the engine skirt separation and the launch escape tower separation.
09:38Hello, this is Houston.
09:41Slightly less than one minute to ignition and everything is go.
09:45Rescue.
09:48Ignition.
09:51We confirmed ignition and I'll try to test go.
09:55Oh, well, catch.
10:06Apollo 11 has now completed its translunar injection bird, meaning it is free of Earth's orbit and traveling at the
10:14colossal speed of 24,200 miles an hour towards the moon.
10:19The astronauts have now completed what they call the transposition, docking and extraction maneuver.
10:25This rather risky procedure is when the command service module, Columbia, detaches from the rest of the spacecraft, drifts forward
10:32a little, flips over, then reattaches to the lunar module, Eagle.
10:36This new assembly then detaches from the final stage of the Saturn rocket, as I say, a hair-raising business,
10:42but it all seems to have gone off without a hitch.
10:44Tuesday next week, you will be in Cheshire to visit the works of British Salt Limited.
10:49On Wednesday, it's Norfolk to inaugurate a new gas terminal.
10:52Then on Friday, it's Macclesfield for the open day of the Machine Tool Industry Research Association.
10:59That evening, there will be a dinner given by the British Concrete Society, where you have been asked to present
11:05an award.
11:09May I interrupt, Your Royal Highness?
11:12What?
11:12The newly appointed Dean of Windsor, Robin Woods, was wondering if you could spare him a moment. He has a
11:18request.
11:18Fine, just put something in the book.
11:21Another highlight to look forward to, along with the award show for the British Concrete Society.
11:26Is that a joke?
11:27Afraid not, sir.
11:28Actually, he's here now.
11:31Hello?
11:38Your Royal Highness.
11:40How can I help?
11:41In the process of moving in, my wife and I, we couldn't help noticing that there were a large number
11:46of buildings on the estate of Windsor that appear to be empty and unused.
11:50I mean, specifically, the old Cannons Cloisters, one or two of the buildings on Denton's Commons, all the houses on
11:58the north walls, the old residences of the minor Cannons.
12:01I realise this is quite forward of me, but I was wondering if I could make a request to use
12:07one of them.
12:08What?
12:09You don't like the home we've given you?
12:11No.
12:13This wouldn't be as a home.
12:16For a long time now, I've had a dream, an ambition, to start an academy or conservatoire.
12:23What for?
12:24Personal and spiritual growth.
12:28Something that has struck me from my own experience, but also from observing it in, well, in others, is that
12:36you get to a certain age and you hit a ceiling.
12:39A crisis, if you will.
12:41You lose perspective.
12:43Get into a slump.
12:45It's quite common among businessmen and executives, and it's no different for clergymen.
12:51We see a particularly high level of dissatisfaction among mid-career clergymen, and I thought one of these buildings in
12:57its idyllic setting would be a great place for priests to come and recharge, reflect, raise their game.
13:08By doing what?
13:11Talking, reading, thinking.
13:15May I suggest that your concept is flawed?
13:18You don't raise your game by talking or thinking.
13:21You raise your game through action.
13:24Like this.
13:26And this is how you get out of a slump.
13:28But if one of those buildings is free and you want to fill it with hot air and thought, then
13:33be my guest.
13:35Thank you, sir.
13:46We don't have to wait long now.
13:48Seventeen minutes and counting.
13:51The landing craft has separated from the command module and has begun its descent to the surface of the moon.
13:56Armstrong and Aldrin will now send the lunar module into a sort of pirouette.
14:00To allow Colin to...
14:01Measure, will you read the children?
14:03Yes, sir.
14:03He will confirm, we hope...
14:05And tell the Queen.
14:06Yes, thank you.
14:10Andra, darling, it's time.
14:12Edward.
14:15Edward, time to wake up.
14:20Come on, dressing gown.
14:22Come on, Edward, hurry up.
14:25Hold on.
14:25Let's go.
14:26Come on.
14:28It's a very exciting evening, isn't it?
14:30It certainly is.
14:31Are you able to join us for a drink, Adel?
14:33That would be very nice, thank you, ma'am.
14:34Of course, too.
14:37Michael Collins left alone in the orbiter now.
14:39Meaning, when it passes behind the moon, he'll be entirely cut off from the rest of humanity.
14:43The loneliest man in the universe.
14:46Our prayers and the whole world...
14:49Come on, go on.
14:50Come on, go on.
14:50Pioneers of the heavens.
14:51Come on, space, I can't.
14:53Come on.
14:53Come on.
14:54Come on.
14:54Why are you coming?
14:55Half the surface of the moon now.
14:58Gosh.
14:59They're land in sight, chosen for its smoothness, but not entirely.
15:03Dude, take it, right now.
15:03The slightest impacted rock or crater could disable the lunar module, leaving them stranded from the moon.
15:11Robert, can you see?
15:11Robert, it's back.
15:12Robert, it's back.
15:12Robert, it's back.
15:14Houston, I'm getting a little fluctuation in the AV boulders now.
15:19Roger.
15:21John, hurry up.
15:21We're going to hit it.
15:22Yes.
15:23What are they saying?
15:24It's so bad.
15:25He's gone to manual control.
15:27Something's wrong.
15:28It doesn't look real anymore.
15:30It's so bad.
15:3110 and 50 feet down at 4.
15:33It's too bad.
15:34It'll happen if they can't land.
15:36What are you saying?
15:38They're going to run out of fuel.
15:39Dangerous people.
15:40Quiet, please.
15:41Just shh.
15:42Shhh.
15:42Shhh.
15:43Please.
15:44Making up some dust.
15:45Hey?
15:49That's all right.
16:09Man on the moon.
16:11Man has landed on the moon.
16:18Did you see?
16:19As we watch these images tonight, we are united across the world in a uniformed sense of wonder.
16:28Never before has the entire planet.
16:31No, I don't know.
16:32I'm not here.
16:33It's up to the market of the probability.
16:36To each of us.
16:36Meteor.
16:38To each of us.
16:39This is historic.
16:42The evil of the moon.
16:44This is even divine.
16:45Can you believe they're on the moon?
16:46And yet, all of us, regardless of race, sex, or religious belief, we are united right
16:54now in this singular human achievement.
16:58Okay, Neil, we can see you coming down the ladder now.
17:01I'm at the foot of the ladder.
17:04The lamb footbeds are only depressed in the surface about one or two inches, although the
17:12surface appears to be very, very fine-grained as you get close to it.
17:17It's almost like a powder.
17:20Groundman is very fine.
17:24And I'll step off the lamb now.
17:29That's one small step for man.
17:34One giant leap for mankind.
17:40It has a stark beauty all its own.
17:43It's like much of the high desert of the United States.
17:47It's different, but it's very pretty on here.
17:51This is a powerful reminder of our capacity for greatness as a species.
17:57It's not simply the engineering triumph represented here today, but the triumph of human ambition.
18:04The desire to reach quite literally for the stars.
18:09And I think this new perspective, seeing the Earth from space in all our unity and cohesion,
18:15is likely to inspire an unprecedented shift in our thinking.
18:20Beautiful.
18:20Beautiful.
18:21Is that something?
18:23Magnificent pride out here.
18:26Magnificent desolation.
18:43Mr. Governor, ladies and gentlemen, the esteemed members of the wool textiles delegation.
18:50I very much appreciate the honor that you have bestowed on me by your invitation to the mill of Thomas
18:57Bernstein here in Yorkshire.
19:02The groundbreaking work you are doing here by the Bernstein-Burr.
19:10There comes a time, a moment in everyone's experience, where dentures and other oral prosthetics become an indispensable fact of
19:21life.
19:23According to last year's Adult Dental Health Survey, 37%...
19:41I'm looking into 1m8 unmatch in 3.0 touching traffic...
19:56I'm looking into 1m8 2m3.3.0.3m.
20:12me I
20:16you have control
20:17I have control
20:21what are you doing sir
20:25this isn't on the flight charge
20:27there's no other traffic
20:37sir
20:41sir the service ceiling for this aircraft is 45,000 feet
20:45you and I both know
20:46I can say you can't live you up there
20:47I saw you
20:48I can say desde I stand on the front
20:49I can Jimmy
20:51I can't live you up there
20:55I can't live you up there
21:15I can't live anything
21:16I'm not Philippine
21:16I can't live you up there
21:28God, isn't it beautiful?
21:31I'm sure, but we're currently at the very limit of what this aircraft can do.
21:35Perhaps.
21:36But look.
21:37They've also lived.
21:40Just for a minute.
22:03The first men on the moon lifted off on the first stage of their journey home an hour and six
22:07minutes ago.
22:08A new chapter in human history has opened.
22:11The race for the moon is over.
22:13For the people of this planet, what is the meaning of this stupendous venture?
22:45We shall not cease from exploration.
22:49And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the
22:57first time.
22:59Those words, by T.S. Eliot, have never run more true.
23:03We stand at the dawn of a new age of space exploration.
23:06The promise of space has never fallen more.
23:11The promise of space, has never fallen.
23:45Good morning, sir.
23:45Morning, sir.
23:56Your Royal Highness.
23:57Oh, Christ.
24:04Morning.
24:04I wonder whether you might have a moment, sir.
24:06To meet the new arrivals.
24:08Ah, your concentration camp for spiritual defectives.
24:12I prefer centre of recovery and renewal.
24:14I'm sure you do.
24:16We have an interesting group of all ages from around the United Kingdom.
24:20Will you join?
24:20Join what?
24:22It's an academy for blocked, mid-level priests.
24:25Correct.
24:26Well, in case you hadn't noticed, I'm not a priest.
24:28Just to say hello.
24:30What, now?
24:31Why not?
24:34Fine.
24:34Get in.
24:36Do I need to show symptoms of despair?
24:39Should I sigh and moan dramatically?
24:42No one does like to fit in.
25:05I've brought our landlord, His Royal Highness the Duke of Edinburgh, to say hello.
25:11How do you do, Your Royal Highness?
25:13Good morning.
25:14Your Royal Highness.
25:15Good morning.
25:15Good morning, sir.
25:16Good morning.
25:17Good morning.
25:18Your Royal Highness.
25:21So, what have you all been up to?
25:23Apart from making quite a mess of our house, I see.
25:26We started by identifying why each of us had chosen to come here and stating what we were hoping
25:32to achieve, perhaps we should recap for His Royal Highness.
25:42Well, I'm here because, having recently reached a particular age, I won't ask.
25:51I decided to give myself a score, and I felt I only merited a fail, D-minus.
26:00Oh, dear.
26:01And why was that?
26:02Well, when entering the church, I allowed myself to dream that advancing age would bring
26:11new revelations, insight, a deepening of my faith, a growing flock.
26:20But instead, I find myself in a small rural parish with a dwindling congregation, lowering
26:27attendance.
26:28Right.
26:30And this has left you with a sense of disappointment, of underachievement, and directionlessness.
26:36Oh, yes.
26:38That sense of directionlessness and redundancy is, well, it's something that chimed with
26:44one or two others here.
26:45Because of how the public has turned away from us, turned away from the church.
26:50It's clear we are failing to connect with people.
26:54More and more people are finding their spiritual needs being met elsewhere.
27:00Where, for example?
27:09The moon.
27:11The moon.
27:11I...
27:12I...
27:12The moon.
27:13Yes, sir.
27:16500 million people watch the lunar landing.
27:18Yes.
27:19500 million people getting from televisions, what they used to get from the church.
27:24A sense of coming together, a sense of community, of awe, of wonder.
27:28Well, that was part of a wider shift, too, we agreed, from religion to science.
27:33The greater the achievements in science, the more mysteries are explained, the more questions
27:38are answered, the less need there is for a god to provide answers.
27:45Yes.
27:45I'm reminded of Keats.
27:48What is there in thee, moon, that thou shouldst move my heart so potently?
27:56Now we know what the moon is, nothing, just dust, silence, monochromatic void.
28:08We see no god behind those rocks and space dust, simply an unknowable vastness.
28:18When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars that thou hast
28:28ordained, what is man, that thou art mindful of him, and the son of man, that thou visitest
28:36him?
28:45Any thoughts, sir?
28:52Me?
29:01I'll tell you what I think.
29:03I've never heard such a lit of pretentious, self-piteous nonsense.
29:08What you lot need to do is to get off your backsides, get out into the world and bloody
29:12world do something.
29:13I mean, that is why you're all so, so lost.
29:19I believe that there is an imperative within man, all men, to make a mark.
29:25Action is what defines us.
29:27Action is what defines us.
29:27Action, not suffering.
29:28And all this sitting around, thinking and talking, I...
29:33Let me ask you this.
29:34Do you think those astronauts up there are catatonic like you lot?
29:39Of course not.
29:40Of course not.
29:40They are too busy achieving something spectacular.
29:44And as a result, they are at one with the world, the one with their god, and happy.
29:53That's my advice.
29:55Model yourselves on men of action.
29:57Like Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins.
30:00I mean, these men score A triple plus.
30:04They've got the answers.
30:05Not a bunch of navel-gazing underachievers infecting one another with gaseous doom.
30:14If you do opt for action, you can start by cleaning up this bloody floor.
30:27Oh, not again.
30:28Around the same time we were asked by the American State Department...
30:31It's the second time this week.
30:32If we'd send that message to the moon on the silicon disk, you were also asked another
30:36question.
30:36On how many occasions is the British royal family forced to eat venison each year?
30:40No.
30:41Honestly, I think if I eat any more of this stuff, I'm going to start growing antlers.
30:46Are you listening?
30:47Yes.
30:48I'm all ears.
30:49Little brown furry ones.
30:51Well, provided they make it back to Earth in one piece, and if after all their tests
30:55they're still standing, would we like an audience with the astronauts?
31:02What?
31:03Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins?
31:06Here at the palace?
31:07Yes.
31:08They're being sent around the world on a victory tour.
31:11Shall I go back with a yes?
31:14My god.
31:16Yes, please.
31:18I thought that would cheer you up.
31:20It does.
31:23Do I need cheering up?
31:28A little.
31:35They're scheduled to arrive at Heathrow Airport at 2pm.
31:38From there they will be taken directly to the American Embassy at Gropen Square for a meeting
31:41with the U.S. Ambassador.
31:43From there they will come to Buckingham Palace for an audience with Her Majesty's the Queen,
31:47Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother, His Royal Highness Duke of Edinburgh, Princess Margaret,
31:50Princess Anne, Prince Andrew and Prince Edward.
31:53And what time will that be?
31:54Around 4 o'clock, ma'am.
31:56Will we give them anything?
31:57Tea?
31:57Probably not.
31:58We thought it good to keep things moving, no sitting down.
32:01I quite agree.
32:02More than half an hour from arrival to departure.
32:06Great.
32:11I'd like to make a request, if I may.
32:15Sir.
32:16Instead of being herded in with everyone else, I was wondering if I might be allowed some
32:20time with the astronauts alone, in a separate private meeting, airman to airman, pilot to
32:30pilots.
32:32I'll speak to the ambassador, but I'm sure it would be possible our end.
32:39Would 15 minutes be enough?
32:4115 minutes?
32:43They are on a very tight schedule, I believe.
32:46To discuss mankind's greatest achievement.
32:52No.
32:54It's nowhere near enough.
32:59I can see it's all I'm going to get.
33:01There we go.
33:01Thank you for privileging aircraft for.
33:03Tim.
33:03How seems to find me moving.
33:04My zurĂĽcklies in front of my does Venison, airman to see what they are missing.
33:04Let's.
33:06No.
33:28The Apollo men begin a hectic 22 and a quarter hour visit that demands the same sort of precision
33:35and timing as their mission in space. The world-famous man on the moon team of Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin
33:41and Michael Collins, accompanied by their wives, received one of their warmest welcomes yet from the British people. The astronauts
33:48admitted that they are starting to feel the strain of their winter-to-nation world tour.
33:54Airman from the planet Earth, marks left right along the land.
33:59Arise, IP69.
34:03Everything's quite clearly. The light is, uh, especially, uh, flying backlighting into the front of the land.
34:10That's everything. It's very clearly there.
34:31The Core Room
34:32Careful. Is that open?
34:35Packer him from side everything.
34:48The American astronauts are now arriving up in the palace, the world-famous team of Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and
34:54Michael Collins.
35:35Your Majesty.
35:36Mr. Neil Armstrong.
35:38Hello.
35:39Welcome.
35:39Great pleasure to meet you.
35:40Mrs. Armstrong.
35:42Hello.
35:42Colonel Michael Collins.
35:44Nice to meet you.
35:45Great pleasure to meet you.
35:53Great pleasure to meet you, young man.
36:04Sir?
36:31Please don't tell me you want to talk about children.
36:53They've been waiting long.
36:55Only a few moments, sir.
37:10Mr. Neil Armstrong, Colonel Michael Collins, and Colonel Edwin Aldrin, you're all honest.
37:13It is a great, great honor, gentlemen.
37:17Congratulations, one and all.
37:20Please, do sit down.
37:31There's no need to sit so closely.
37:33As you can see, there's plenty of space.
37:37I noticed you instinctively sat in the same positions as the command module.
37:44Anyway, I don't know if anyone told you, but I am actually a pilot myself.
37:50Are you all right?
37:51Yes, sir.
37:52I just had a cold.
37:55Here.
37:57It's clean, I promise you.
38:03Why, you've all got colds.
38:07Yes, we do.
38:12Well, here we are.
38:18I just want to say how much I admire what you've done.
38:22It's just remarkable.
38:25But also to say how much I identify in some way with who you are.
38:30Bless you.
38:31Sorry.
38:35I wrote down some questions.
38:41See, I initially imagined that I wanted to ask questions of you on a technical level.
38:46You're like, you know, what is the physical experience of G-forces of that magnitude and so on.
38:54But, you know, you see, I realize now that the questions I actually want answering are...
39:10See, you're all too young to understand, I think, but...
39:17There comes a time in life when one first really starts to evaluate what one has accomplished.
39:26And because of the position that I've ended up in here,
39:31who I've become,
39:35who I'm married to,
39:40I've...
39:42Well, I've not been able to achieve the things I would have liked to.
39:47As a man.
39:48As a...
39:50As an adventurer.
39:53And watching you three heroes at work.
39:58It...
39:59It was like watching a dream.
40:02Which is why I...
40:04I leapt at the chance to meet with you.
40:07Even if it is just for...
40:08For ten minutes.
40:09That I might ask...
40:18What your thoughts were...
40:22Out there?
40:27Neil?
40:31Well, obviously, a sense of relief that we executed the mission successfully.
40:36Of course.
40:37And we certainly got some amazing views, didn't we?
40:40Yes, we did.
40:42Yes, we did.
40:42Extraordinary.
40:42I think I'm not talking so much about the views in that sense.
40:47As perspectives, observations of our place.
41:01To be honest, there wasn't much time for that.
41:06As a pilot, you'll know what they drill into you.
41:09Above all else is protocol and procedure.
41:13You gotta stick to the rules.
41:15Yes.
41:16Well, as an astronaut, it's double that.
41:19Mm-hmm.
41:20We've pretty much spent our entire time with lists in our hands, ticking things off.
41:25Tick, check.
41:25Tick, check.
41:26Isaac glued to the mission protocol to such a degree, you never really get to look outside.
41:31That's how busy they keep you.
41:32Busy.
41:32Tight leash.
41:33Not to mention, most of the time, you're so darn tired.
41:36No matter how hard you practice, you never get used to the sleep.
41:40Sleep.
41:42Neil, uh, let me tell His Royal Highness about what happened after the moonwalk.
41:50I would love to hear.
41:51He wants to hear it.
41:55Well, after I completed the moonwalk...
41:57I watched it all, every step.
42:00I got back into the module and knew we only had a few hours to get some rest before we
42:07took off again.
42:08So I got my head down, I closed my eyes.
42:12Wait for it.
42:13But all I could hear was this noise.
42:16Bang, bang, bang, bang.
42:18What?
42:19Bang, bang, bang.
42:21From outside the module.
42:23I know.
42:23You know what it was?
42:24What?
42:26The water cooler.
42:29It was making this noise.
42:30Bang, bang, bang.
42:33Water cooler.
42:35The greatest engineers in the world design a rocket that takes us to the moon,
42:38but they can't even get us a decent water cooler.
42:42So you're right.
42:43It was full of surprises.
42:47I see.
42:53Were there any other questions you had for us?
43:10Well, in that case, would you mind if we asked you a few questions?
43:15No, of course.
43:17What is it like?
43:20What is what like?
43:21Living in a place like this.
43:23Because we heard you had a thousand rooms.
43:25And that if you had the lengths of all the corridors together,
43:28it comes to four miles.
43:30Well.
43:31Oh, is it true you have a bagpiper for an alarm clock?
43:34And how many staff do you have here anyway?
43:35And how many palaces?
43:37We heard 12.
43:39And do you know all these people in the pictures here?
43:41Are you related to those?
43:43Oh, to the dots?
43:52That's mine.
44:15I don't know what I was thinking.
44:17if I expected them to be giants, gods.
44:22In reality, they were just three little men,
44:25pale-faced with cults.
44:28They have some sympathy.
44:30The very qualities that made them perfect for the job.
44:33But their lack of flair or imagination.
44:36Their sense of duty and modesty and reliability.
44:39Total absence of originality or spontaneity.
44:43But that's what makes them perfect in a crisis.
44:45And entirely anti-climactic when you meet them in person.
44:51Can you imagine if they go all that way to the moon
44:55and stay healthy with one trip to London and he kills them?
45:01It's not their fault.
45:03They never wanted to be public figures.
45:05And now, because of one event, they will be forever.
45:09They delivered as astronauts, but...
45:13they disappointed as human beings.
45:18They'll spend the rest of their lives in goldfish bowls.
45:22Scared to open their mouths.
45:24Knowing it could reveal who they actually are
45:27and that they will inevitably disappoint.
45:30And for that, they deserve our pity.
45:34Good job there were no little green men.
45:38They could be forgiven for thinking
45:40if that's all planet Earth has got to offer.
45:43Let's give the place a miss.
45:44Let's give the place a miss.
45:46Let's give the place a miss.
45:47Let's give the place a miss.
45:48Let's give the place a miss.
45:48Let's give the place a miss.
45:49Let's give the place a miss.
45:51Let's give the place a miss.
45:58Let's give the place a miss.
45:59Let's give the place a miss.
46:00Let's give the place a miss.
46:01Let's give the place a miss.
46:02Let's give the place a miss.
46:03Let's give the place a miss.
46:04Let's give the place a miss.
46:05Let's give the place a miss.
46:05Let's give the place a miss.
46:06Let's give the place a miss.
46:13Let's give the place a miss.
48:19I can't even say what kind of crisis.
48:25That's, that's, crisis.
48:29And, of course, one's read or heard about other people hitting that crisis, and just like
48:34them, you look in all the usual places, resort to all the usual things to try and make yourself
48:40feel better.
48:44Some of which I can admit to in this room, and some of which I probably shouldn't.
48:55My mother died recently.
49:11She, she saw that something was amiss.
49:21She saw that something was missing in her youngest child, her only son.
49:32Faith.
49:38How's your faith, she asked me?
49:47I'm here to admit to you that I've lost it.
49:56And, without it, what is there?
50:04The loneliness and emptiness and anticlimax of going all that way to the moon to find nothing
50:17but haunting desolation, ghostly silence, gloom.
50:26That is what faithlessness is.
50:31You know, as opposed to finding, you know, wonder, ecstasy, the, the miracle of divine creation,
50:41God's design and purpose.
50:45What am I trying to say?
50:48I'm trying to say that the solution to our problems, I think, is not in the, in the
50:58ingenuity of the rocket, or the science, or the technology, or even the bravery.
51:09No, the answer is in here.
51:15Or here, or wherever it is that faith resides.
51:23And so, Dean Woods, having ridiculed you for what you and these poor, blocked, lost souls were trying to achieve
51:41here in St. George's house, I now find myself full of respect.
51:48And admiration.
51:52And not a small part of desperation.
52:00As I come to say, help.
52:12Help me.
52:23And to admit, while those three astronauts deserve all our praise and respect for their undoubted heroism, I was more
52:32scared coming here to see you today than I would have been going up in any bloody rocket.
52:37I useногam.
53:03mee. I've
53:03been there coming from my aunt, where I should havebel sitting. Who's
53:05a new interfaces. Hey!
53:05Who's
53:05Don't Weak and Son-Kere? Where do
53:05I go? Oh no!
53:06I'm murdering
53:06these scenes years, they're going to be alright. Oh mate, it's
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