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00:00:27Back
00:00:30My beautiful sane daughter
00:00:33I literally never have to worry about you
00:00:36That's nice, mum
00:00:37Yeah, we call you the sane one now
00:00:40As you should
00:00:41Excuse me, I just need to take this
00:00:45Yeah, hello?
00:00:47Mm-hmm
00:00:47Okay, bye-bye
00:00:49Is this a bad time?
00:00:52Apologies, the government just needed to run some budgets to have passed a very sane person
00:00:56God, I'm lucky to have someone so wildly sane as a client
00:01:01Okay
00:01:05My baby
00:01:07What's that?
00:01:10I need you to help me
00:01:12Hello?
00:01:14I need you to help me
00:01:16Eddie?
00:01:18What's going on?
00:01:19Can I borrow your white noise machine?
00:01:21What?
00:01:22Please?
00:01:25Are you Ryan?
00:01:28It's 4am!
00:01:30My room sounds like ghosts
00:01:31Get out!
00:01:33For God's sake!
00:01:49So we built the mountain
00:01:51By digging out a mighty hole
00:01:54And all our facts we carried every rock and stone
00:02:01But now the holes be put
00:02:03Than anybody ever planned
00:02:05But there are tips
00:02:07I'll hang it on
00:02:10So we say to
00:02:12But I can't do this evil on my own
00:02:14I haven't wrapped the house in nearly 30,000
00:02:16Call director
00:02:19Is this too early?
00:02:20Early?
00:02:21I'm up at 6am every day in case someone's died in the night
00:02:23Wow
00:02:24They do say mental illness is hereditary
00:02:26I don't
00:02:27You slept anyway
00:02:28I hate that you're so far away
00:02:30Okay, I'm in Surrey
00:02:31Bad enough when you move back to your flat
00:02:33Look, I am fine, Mum
00:02:35I'm in my stable girl era
00:02:37I'm on medication that isn't trying to kill me
00:02:39I use retinol and HelloFresh
00:02:41I am a bridesmaid in a posh wedding, for God's sake
00:02:43Has anyone heard from Eddie?
00:02:45She come in?
00:02:46She's
00:02:48No, there's no way
00:02:49It's been a year
00:02:50She didn't even RSVP, which
00:02:52I'm not even thinking about that, Mum
00:02:54Just stop worrying, okay?
00:02:55I'm allowed to be worried, Maggie
00:02:56It is your first time leaving town since the lithium poisoning
00:03:02I said it's your first time leaving town since the lithium
00:03:04Look, I heard you, Mum
00:03:05Just
00:03:06I need to get going, okay?
00:03:07What on earth does this maid of honor need you so early for?
00:03:10I don't know
00:03:10Rise maid stuff
00:03:12Filming awkward TikToks and matching satin pyjamas
00:03:14And telling someone her skin looks clear
00:03:19I am a normal person
00:03:22Normal? Who wants to be normal?
00:03:24I do
00:03:25Well, if you get overwhelmed or feel bad in any way, just call me
00:03:29I won't, Mum
00:03:29This is going to be a nice, easy chill
00:03:32This is not one of your kooky, hackneyed town hall weddings
00:03:36Where the bride wears a jumpsuit and drinks lager from a can
00:03:40This is the home counties
00:03:43We take this seriously
00:03:44I have barely slept
00:03:46Mercury cried all night
00:03:48No, did he?
00:03:50Simone has had a complicated reaction to her premarital juice cleanse
00:03:56I will never forgive Heat Magazine for what it did to us
00:03:58So, to avoid my brother saying I do to a woman wearing an adult nappy
00:04:02I will be busy trying to plug the leak, as it were
00:04:08Yes, those were Simone's choices
00:04:10I suppose she wanted her culture represented, too
00:04:13Please wear them so as to differentiate yourselves from the staff
00:04:19Um, Flopsy, is it?
00:04:21Um, why, um, why does my sash say this?
00:04:27My reputation as a maid of honour
00:04:30A role I take extremely seriously
00:04:32Is immaculate
00:04:33I am in constant demand
00:04:35And this is my brother's wedding
00:04:37My favourite brother, the only brother that isn't balding
00:04:39And as, from what I understand
00:04:41You have a bit of a reputation as somewhat of a loose cannon
00:04:45I think this would be a better fit
00:04:49Off you, Bob
00:04:51Now, I have written down your bridesmaid's tasks
00:04:55In extremely simple terms
00:04:58So, I am assuming there are no questions
00:05:02I left Simone lying face down in an antique chamber pot
00:05:05So I ought to...
00:05:06Uh, what does train the swans mean?
00:05:08Is assist Jessie Ware slowing for something?
00:05:10I have not heard a thing from the fourth bridesmaid
00:05:12Has anyone had contact with her?
00:05:14She's ignored all communications
00:05:18Uh, no, no
00:05:20She... she won't be coming
00:05:28And if I see anyone vaping
00:05:30They will be fined
00:05:36I cannot wait for my bridesmaid years to be over
00:05:40What was Aldi Pippa Middleton saying to you?
00:05:42Nothing
00:05:43It's grand
00:05:43Anyways, we only have to see with her for one day
00:05:45The moment has done worse for us
00:05:47Like when she sucked off storms in his weird old rudies to get us back staying
00:05:49Oh, exactly
00:05:50Well, strapping fuckers because things are about to get worse
00:05:52Worse than unpaid labour
00:05:53Do you remember Simone's ex?
00:05:54Jack
00:05:56Jack Pearl
00:05:56One who couldn't stop telling us that he once played pool with Amy Winehouse
00:05:59Oh, he was awful
00:06:01He used to sniff out a guitar at a house party like an indie bloodhound
00:06:04Yeah, where he threatened to turn up and ruin the wedding
00:06:06Oh, for fuck's sake
00:06:07Hot girls are meant to marry Rich, is there right?
00:06:09He wouldn't really turn up here
00:06:10Simone seems to think he might
00:06:11He has previous
00:06:12After she got engaged, she tried to break into her house
00:06:15It is wild that we just let straight men run loose
00:06:17Yeah
00:06:18So we need to keep an eye out
00:06:20For what?
00:06:20A trilby?
00:06:21The opening corridor can't stand me now?
00:06:23I've got popstar to wrangle
00:06:25Yeah, well I've got gargoyle's wax
00:06:29No one said this right on shit was easy
00:06:31Yeah, well I said this right on a single word
00:07:06oh my god sorry i just it suckered onto me and i could feel it's like monster tongue there i
00:07:12was
00:07:12thinking i'd given you the simplest tasks there were i could do it i just once i get these gloves
00:07:19on i will be de-leaching at speeds never seen before see that you are and um if i do
00:07:26everything
00:07:26on my list which i will um could i have a normal bridesmaid perhaps
00:07:38oh
00:08:06i'm sure there's someone in the p.a.s room when i look at them
00:08:12what happened to you the swans have a very aggressive communication style we're working
00:08:17through it i take the swans over jesse where any day she is insane i found her in the kitchen
00:08:21neck in cooking sherry and when i tried to grab it off there she called me a slur she called
00:08:25you a little bitch and i consider that a slur what's with the meat huh oh it's just i'm beating
00:08:30the altar boys listen i have a weird feeling that someone is like here watching us
00:08:37i meant me more like a pearl has entered the oyster jack pearl um so we should split off
00:08:47distracting everybody else now um no uh no don't worry i put all the meat in the boys
00:08:54i meant um i need you to put your bridesmaids dresses on and meet me in the main hall as
00:08:59quickly
00:08:59as possible if you can manage that yes
00:09:06off you go god who pissed on her raga just do what she says i'll be gonna hunt for jack
00:09:12pearl later
00:09:14if these dresses are sheer or something i am going to shank simone i'll be box standard
00:09:18pastels that to me don't worry
00:09:24brian your tabard is unacceptable okay well um first off what the fuck is a tabard so we're
00:09:30actually wearing these
00:09:33world war one nurses uniforms is that a problem god no no no no i i i i love war
00:09:39yeah it just seems like a weird tradition even by the aristocracy standards
00:09:44sister peggy beale saved my grandfather's life of the battle of cambrai trampled by a horse
00:09:53poor fellow crushed his skull to smithereens somehow he pulled through thanks to sister peggy
00:10:03who tended to him day and night upon his return home he did two things first he vowed to honor
00:10:13sister peggy at every family wedding from that day forth
00:10:22and and and the second thing he stabbed every horse in the stable to death
00:10:26oh
00:10:28wow
00:10:29wow what what what an honor to represent the um
00:10:34british army
00:10:36in this way i mean i'm irish of course um but you you can't help but respect the empire
00:10:43um if you ignore like 90 of the history and i'm focused on things like the the tea and the
00:10:48and the fun uniforms a lot
00:11:09good nurse what would grandfather say about you okay uncle albert let's uh get you back to the rest of
00:11:17the family
00:11:17we've actually been looking for a few hours
00:11:24eddie
00:11:27are you wearing a bindi
00:11:29i had no idea you were coming
00:11:30yeah it was kind of a last minute decision
00:11:33huh
00:11:35okay um
00:11:36hug me then bitch
00:11:42oh i had no idea
00:11:45why would you
00:11:45where the fuck have you been
00:11:46california mostly
00:11:47oh
00:11:49so somewhere that definitely does have wi-fi then
00:11:50turns out there's more to life than social media
00:11:59i'd love it if we could talk
00:12:01one-on-one
00:12:02it's kind of why i came
00:12:04oh i mean yeah yeah of course
00:12:06right
00:12:07now that our fourth bridesmaid has finally arrived
00:12:10eddie is it
00:12:11i'm putting you in charge of making sure the chapel is ready to go
00:12:15the rest of you back to your time
00:12:16oh uh
00:12:16actually flopsie um i i i've done all mine
00:12:20you've moistened the taxidermy
00:12:22you've cut the nazis out of the portraits
00:12:24yeah yeah that that that one took a while but um
00:12:26oh
00:12:27i have to say i'm pleasantly surprised
00:12:30so
00:12:33the sash
00:12:34oh yes
00:12:37this is for you
00:12:39it's from simone hence the quality of the fabric
00:12:42no no no i'm
00:12:43it's too close
00:12:44sorry um
00:12:47you said if i
00:12:49if i finish all my tasks i could have a normal
00:12:52sash
00:12:53oh
00:12:55i'm not sure that's quite what i said
00:12:57why don't we see how you do during the ceremony
00:13:00if we can avoid any big scenes
00:13:03then we'll see
00:13:03flopsie we need you
00:13:04the flowers are pink
00:13:05the flowers are what
00:13:08if that florist thinks she'll work in surrey again
00:13:10she has another thing coming
00:13:11first the ribbon debacle
00:13:12and now this
00:13:16so
00:13:22could you show me to this chapel
00:13:39it's nice
00:13:42but it's haunted
00:13:46but like according to ryan
00:13:48ryan thinks the dulcet mcdonald's is haunted
00:13:52so
00:13:55how have you been
00:13:58i'm sorry i haven't reached out
00:14:00i needed time
00:14:02to think
00:14:03about
00:14:04everything but
00:14:07also about us
00:14:12look this might be hard to hear
00:14:14but
00:14:15look
00:14:21i'll explain later
00:14:22right now
00:14:25i need to attack the man that's behind those flowers
00:14:40i have a weapon
00:14:41oh god
00:14:42not jack pearl
00:14:43that's plastic by the way
00:14:46i am here
00:14:47to object to this wedding
00:14:48like it's shrek
00:14:49oh you are not the shrek
00:14:50you are the
00:14:51fuck what
00:14:51are you seriously going to ruin simone's wedding
00:14:54just because she wants me the poor choice to go out with you
00:14:56go out with me
00:14:58we're married
00:15:00yeah
00:15:00didn't know that part did you
00:15:02got married in vegas
00:15:03simone thought it didn't count
00:15:05because she was wearing a bikini at the time
00:15:06but it did
00:15:07so i'm here as a lawfully wedding husband
00:15:09to stand up
00:15:10against bigamy
00:15:11ow
00:15:12get off
00:15:13don't touch me
00:15:14i've got the law on my
00:15:15have you always been done as you said
00:15:17shut up
00:15:18could you not have just sent her a text
00:15:20she blocked me
00:15:21can you believe that
00:15:22like we was partners
00:15:24yeah
00:15:25and now it's like
00:15:26we're strangers
00:15:27you know
00:15:29i know
00:15:31it's hard to
00:15:32be the one that's still in love
00:15:36yuck
00:15:36i don't love her
00:15:37i just want a hundred grand to stay quiet
00:15:39oh you are such a fucking
00:15:40fuckwars
00:15:42what was that
00:15:43swan whip
00:15:44guys
00:15:44kick off us in 20
00:15:45we need to get them out of here
00:15:46anya
00:15:47i assume you brought the birds
00:15:48they've accepted me as their leader
00:15:50good
00:15:51i think they might be able to help
00:15:55you can't do this to me
00:15:57my cousin knows rob winder
00:15:59now what
00:16:00we can't leave him up there on his own
00:16:01help
00:16:02help me
00:16:03i've been kidnapped by riches
00:16:12oh god
00:16:13flopsie's asking where we are
00:16:15um
00:16:15just in the attic
00:16:17babe
00:16:17no
00:16:17why would you tell her that
00:16:19do you not say that
00:16:20do you know what he did
00:16:20my thumbs have millennial smartphone muscle memory
00:16:22oh god
00:16:24she can hear them only
00:16:25okay okay
00:16:25just um
00:16:26just let me think
00:16:27she's coming up
00:16:27oh she can't
00:16:28stop her
00:16:28oh my god how
00:16:29sit till her
00:16:30and he's giving birth
00:16:31there's no baby
00:16:32hang on
00:16:32i can try
00:16:34hello it's me
00:16:37the noises tell her i've had like an episode
00:16:39no
00:16:39i mean i can stay up here with jack so we can't escape
00:16:42the rest of you can go be bridesmaids
00:16:43no megs
00:16:44if someone needs to stay i'll do it
00:16:45straight wedding is a boring as fuck anyway
00:16:47no
00:16:47it has to be me
00:16:49flopsie won't believe it's anyone else it's her only choice
00:16:52just go
00:16:55the bells
00:16:57the bells
00:17:00the bells
00:17:07the bells
00:17:47You're too small to subdue him.
00:17:51I've never had any complaints.
00:18:05So, do you want to have that talk?
00:18:10Not now.
00:18:12Let's just watch the wedding.
00:18:53Oh, my God, Maggie.
00:18:54Are you feeling better?
00:18:55Yeah, all good, thank you.
00:19:01Done?
00:19:02Yep.
00:19:03Owen's got him trussed up in an outer service loo.
00:19:05I'm not sure what he's going to do with him exactly.
00:19:07No, he'll be fine.
00:19:08He's done this sort of thing before.
00:19:17Fuck Flopsy, man.
00:19:18She's got a rabbit's name.
00:19:20I can't believe we missed the food.
00:19:21I am starving.
00:19:22Will we go pillage a pantry?
00:19:24We've always wanted to see a pantry.
00:19:26Well, then, we must.
00:19:30Hurry up.
00:19:31Before the servants see all the leftovers.
00:19:32We are the servants.
00:19:36Not to brag, but I will find a kitchen using only my nose.
00:19:39Yeah, I believe it.
00:19:40Eddie?
00:19:42Finally!
00:19:45Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:47I'm so late.
00:19:47I got lost finding our new apartment.
00:19:49I ended up somewhere called Tottingham.
00:19:52And this guy with no teeth, he tried to sell me a horse.
00:20:00Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:01This is my friend.
00:20:02Hi, I'm Whitney.
00:20:04You must be Maggie.
00:20:08I must be, yeah.
00:20:10God, I bet I look a mess.
00:20:12I literally grabbed whatever was at the top of my suitcase and ran.
00:20:16No, no.
00:20:17You look stunning.
00:20:19Oh, thank you.
00:20:26Drinkies?
00:20:27Let's do it.
00:20:31Well, yeah.
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Why aren't you dressed like Florence Nightingale?
00:20:37I could be a millionaire.
00:20:39If I had the money.
00:20:42I could imagine.
00:20:43So?
00:20:44Has it been awful?
00:20:47No.
00:20:47Not awful.
00:20:50Did you tell her?
00:20:52I was going to, but then there was this whole mad drama.
00:20:56It's okay.
00:20:57It's okay.
00:20:59I'm here now.
00:21:00I'm gonna help.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:03And you'll feel so much better once you sit her down and say,
00:21:07I'm sorry, but I cannot have you in my life anymore.
00:21:12I'm gonna do it.
00:21:15Soon.
00:21:21Just not tonight.
00:21:28Cheer up, little boy.
00:21:31Today is a wonderful day.
00:21:39Mercury?
00:21:40Do we need another tetanus jab?
00:21:48Would anyone like a ginseng gummy?
00:21:53It'll really help regulate your energy levels.
00:21:55No.
00:21:56What?
00:21:57I mean, I've also got, uh, echinacea.
00:22:01We have milk thistle.
00:22:03Ginger chews?
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:05Or I've got, um, like expired femme fresh wipes.
00:22:10No?
00:22:11Fine.
00:22:13I'm gonna go and chew.
00:22:17For a black hat.
00:22:28Hey.
00:22:29If you're worried about vaginal odour,
00:22:32I can send you a link to an amethyst suppository my friend Wave sells.
00:22:36I mean, it'll really help.
00:22:38So it's, um, amethyst suppository?
00:22:41So like a, like a stone tampon?
00:22:44Tampon.
00:22:48Sorry.
00:22:49It does sound a bit medieval.
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:56Yeah, I guess it does.
00:22:58But it has helped a lot of women.
00:23:01I actually did a series of videos on the Vagina Earth Connection.
00:23:05Oh, okay.
00:23:06You're, you're a filmmaker.
00:23:07No.
00:23:08No.
00:23:08God.
00:23:09No, I don't even own the television.
00:23:11No.
00:23:11I'm a light worker.
00:23:13But I primarily produce content for social media.
00:23:16I just found that that's the best way to reach people and connect with souls all around
00:23:20the world.
00:23:22Is that Eddie fucking Rushton?
00:23:24Oh, my God!
00:23:25Don't hurt me!
00:23:27Oh, a non-progression wainer.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:30Buy one, get one.
00:23:32Where the piss have you two been?
00:23:34I've been haggless at Superstore for months.
00:23:36Hi.
00:23:37I'm Whitney.
00:23:38Congratulations.
00:23:39Sorry, Whit.
00:23:40This is Tony.
00:23:41Tony and Guy, drag queen to both the stars and the gutter.
00:23:45How are you, babe?
00:23:47I heard you got mercury poisoning.
00:23:48Did you eat too much tuna?
00:23:50No, not mercury.
00:23:51Lithium poisoning.
00:23:52You ate batteries?
00:23:53What have you been up to?
00:23:54Down the drag mines, as ever.
00:23:56I actually had this last minute gig come in for tonight.
00:23:58I'd usually tell them to fuck off.
00:24:00You don't say no to Barbie and Skipper, do you?
00:24:02Wait, what did you just say?
00:24:03Barbie and Skipper?
00:24:05Oh, my God.
00:24:06What?
00:24:07We have a secret show at Peg.
00:24:09It's going to be epic.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Barbie and Skipper, like the dolls?
00:24:13They're drag queens, but like, so much more.
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:15They've got a podcast and books.
00:24:16And YouTube series that we used to watch on repeat.
00:24:18Oh, no, I still do.
00:24:18I still do.
00:24:19We always said if they ever came to London,
00:24:20but they never have, because Skipper has.
00:24:22Face the action.
00:24:22Oh, my God.
00:24:23Please, get the tickets.
00:24:24Please, we have one of them for years, please.
00:24:26Babe, do you have any idea
00:24:27how many fit men I have in my DMs right now
00:24:29asking me the same thing?
00:24:31No offence, but I'm not going to pick the straight girls.
00:24:33Straight-ish.
00:24:34Come on, Tony.
00:24:34We'll do anything.
00:24:35I never made you settle your wet mouth tab.
00:24:37Hmm.
00:24:40Okay, look.
00:24:41I need this wig.
00:24:42My friend Cher's been styling for me,
00:24:43but she's being a bitch and refusing to give me it.
00:24:45We can get your wig.
00:24:46We can?
00:24:51Oh, God, sorry.
00:24:53I just totally disrupted your flow.
00:24:56God, what a loser.
00:24:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:59Wait, um...
00:25:00We're being a bit...
00:25:01It's just, this is kind of a dream of mine.
00:25:04An old dream, but...
00:25:06But we have to honour our old dreams
00:25:08to make space for new ones.
00:25:10That's beautiful, though.
00:25:12I know we had other plans today,
00:25:13and I was going to start looking for a job.
00:25:15No, uh...
00:25:15Listen, the only plan that matters
00:25:17is the universe's.
00:25:20He said that's the address.
00:25:22All right.
00:25:23Watch out, though.
00:25:24Cher can be...
00:25:25how you say...
00:25:27a cunt.
00:25:29I'll need it by eight.
00:25:30If you're not there,
00:25:31I'll fish you down.
00:25:33Good luck with ours.
00:25:35You'll have to uncreemate them first.
00:25:37Oh, is your dad's...
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40Yeah.
00:25:40He passed when I was 12.
00:25:43That's actually how we first connected.
00:25:47Oh, that's so...
00:25:49lovely.
00:25:52Are you sure we can't just get the tube?
00:25:53This place is in, like, zone 10.
00:25:55I didn't even know that existed.
00:25:56Uber, then.
00:25:57You said it would be 80 quid.
00:25:57That's mad.
00:25:58We'll keep the spare car key
00:25:59in this stupid key safe for us.
00:26:01We don't even need to knock on the door.
00:26:02Well, you don't want to give him a heads up.
00:26:04Just in case he thinks it's been stolen.
00:26:06Like, stolen by a stranger rather than a close friend.
00:26:09He won't care.
00:26:10Oh.
00:26:21So, you are a light worker.
00:26:23I am.
00:26:25Which is what?
00:26:26Sorry, I don't...
00:26:26Oh, yeah.
00:26:28It basically means that I have been put on this earth to spread light and eradicate darkness.
00:26:33Yes.
00:26:34Oh, well, okay.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:36Like Batman.
00:26:37No.
00:26:38No.
00:26:39He's changed the code.
00:26:40Shit!
00:26:40I thought this was a slam dunk.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:42Well, this is how Patrick Swayze does it in Dirty Dancing.
00:26:46So, we're just gonna...
00:26:47So here.
00:26:48Yes.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:52I'm okay.
00:26:53It's just...
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:57Alright.
00:27:00Just, like, shield your eyes and I'll...
00:27:02What are you doing?
00:27:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:04Hey, violence is never the answer, Maggie.
00:27:06No.
00:27:06It's not violence if it's against a car, is it?
00:27:08It's just like...
00:27:10Oh!
00:27:10I didn't even smash anything!
00:27:12Excuse me.
00:27:13I'm afraid I have a...
00:27:19I would love it if that could stop!
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:22Hi.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:26You're...
00:27:27You're back?
00:27:28Only just yesterday, actually.
00:27:30I've been emailing you for a year.
00:27:32No.
00:27:33I'm off-grid.
00:27:33Out of the matrix.
00:27:35You don't have a phone?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37Oh.
00:27:38Well, I thought it was very, um...
00:27:40Amish chic of you.
00:27:41It's not Amish to disengage from something that's literally killing people.
00:27:44Phones are killing people.
00:27:45They're worse for you than smoking.
00:27:48Hi.
00:27:48I'm Whitney.
00:27:50And you...
00:27:51Must be Will.
00:27:53Sorry, just back to the phone thing again.
00:27:55You have a phone.
00:27:56Well, to serve my higher purpose of spreading light via social media.
00:28:01Otherwise, you know, I would throw this thing into the ocean.
00:28:03Trust me.
00:28:05Sorry.
00:28:06Were you breaking into my car?
00:28:08Could we borrow it?
00:28:09Just for the afternoon?
00:28:12Of course.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:14Sure.
00:28:25I'd love it if we could talk.
00:28:27Maybe when you, uh, pick out the car.
00:28:40So we all hate Will now then?
00:28:42I don't hate anybody.
00:28:43Hate is a poison.
00:28:45The friction between the old and the new can often feel uncomfortable.
00:28:48Well then, maybe the new should smooth itself out a bit.
00:28:51Celebrity!
00:28:52Or Jehovah's?
00:28:53What?
00:28:53Cause I'm already out two Jehovah's up here this week.
00:28:56And I'm not being funny or not, but I don't think I'm for you.
00:28:58No, no, no, no. We're afraid of Tony's.
00:29:00Tony and I, we came here to get her wig.
00:29:04Maybe she's coming down?
00:29:07Uh, Cher, sorry, we're actually in a bit of a hurry, so if you could just-
00:29:10If you think it can intimidate me, you're fucking wrong!
00:29:14I've got a taser in here that because it's 3D printed, I don't know how to use it!
00:29:19Stop!
00:29:19There's no hairpin, just give us the wig!
00:29:22Did Tony tell you she's been shagging me stepdad?
00:29:24She's torn my family apart!
00:29:26Me mother's had to go impatient!
00:29:29That's almost impossible to defend.
00:29:31Maybe if I try and talk to her one-on-one, I'd-
00:29:33Alright, I'd be happy to try.
00:29:35Um, no offense Whitney, but I think you might be a bit too American for someone like Cher.
00:29:40Well, Whitney should go. She's always so calm in the face of chaos.
00:29:43Okay, well, let's probably throw a hairdryer, aren't you, but-
00:29:45Cher?
00:29:46My name's Whitney, and I'm a lightworker specializing in interpersonal relationships.
00:29:52May I come in?
00:29:59What's that?
00:30:07So, uh, you were saying earlier you were looking for a job, what about your, um, wet mouth money?
00:30:11I can't live off that forever.
00:30:13Besides, I need to save that for-
00:30:14Mmm.
00:30:16I-I need to save that money.
00:30:19I-I-Is Whitney looking for a job, or-
00:30:21Does she put money off TikTok, or-
00:30:23I knew you'd take her.
00:30:24No, I just-
00:30:25Look, I know, she's kooky and different to you, and-
00:30:28She might use words that you think are stupid, but-
00:30:30Whitney has helped me so much.
00:30:34When we met, I, uh, I was in-
00:30:38A really dark place.
00:30:40I was-
00:30:41Sat on a beach in Malibu, and I-
00:30:48I-I'm-I'm lucky to have found her.
00:30:50We've basically spent every day together since.
00:30:53Well then, I-I'm excited to get to know her better.
00:30:57Hold on.
00:30:59She's boxing up the wig for us.
00:31:01Aw, amazing.
00:31:02So, once we're back at the apartment, I just need to start the staging process straight away.
00:31:06Thanks, uh, and-
00:31:08Sorry about your mom.
00:31:09Whitney's right.
00:31:10I need to let her go.
00:31:12Wow.
00:31:12Whitney, you are just-
00:31:14So-
00:31:15Impressive.
00:31:16Personally, if Tony had called me a cunt, I would struggle to get past that, but-
00:31:19With the power of light, I guess anything is possible, so-
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Oh, I'm-
00:31:24I'm-I'm so sorry, did Whitney not say?
00:31:26Would I?
00:31:27That's that, that shaggin' rat like the gumption to call me!
00:31:31Come chair, remember the grounding exercise I taught you-
00:31:34Aw chair, Adam, no!
00:31:36We don't need to be-
00:31:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
00:31:37We don't need to be-
00:31:38No, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:31:40No, no, not, let's-
00:31:42Okay, put the lighter down!
00:31:43Chair, oh!
00:31:45No, no, no, no!
00:31:46Chair!
00:31:47Oh God!
00:31:49Have some of that!
00:31:50Oh.
00:31:53Oh.
00:32:04Crazy to talk
00:32:11I'm so sorry
00:32:12You guys
00:32:15I just
00:32:16Seemed Whitney to share the full truth
00:32:20I'm such an idiot
00:32:21So no Barbie and Skipper
00:32:26No no no
00:32:27I'll get us in
00:32:29How? Those stickers are like gold dust
00:32:31It's prints at the roundhouse all over again
00:32:33Yeah I've
00:32:35Many options
00:32:37But um
00:32:38First I should probably just call my agent
00:32:41Vanessa? You still with her?
00:32:43Right yeah after that dinner party
00:32:45Yeah Betty told me all about it
00:32:49Yeah no things are great
00:32:50Well there's actually
00:32:51My new play has been shortlisted for an award so
00:32:53Really?
00:32:54Like a big one?
00:32:56Yeah I'm like the biggest
00:32:58Actually I've never even longlisted before so
00:33:02Congratulations
00:33:03Thanks
00:33:05I have to let me just
00:33:10Hello?
00:33:11Maggie
00:33:13I'm sorry but this graveyard has terrible reception
00:33:15Vanessa hi
00:33:16Um
00:33:17I'm just wondering if you could help me out
00:33:18I'm trying to get tickets to this thing tonight
00:33:20Okay
00:33:20Yeah um
00:33:22It's a drag show
00:33:23And um
00:33:26I don't know if you know anyone who works in that area
00:33:29Or
00:33:33Sorry Maggie I couldn't hear you
00:33:34There are people nearby grieving loudly
00:33:36Did you say a drag show?
00:33:38Like a gay thing?
00:33:39Yes very gay
00:33:41Rupert could probably help
00:33:42Rupert
00:33:43Rupert Everett
00:33:44He's an old friend
00:33:45He'll be at the Mandalay Club from 6 if you want to go and ask him
00:33:48He doesn't take calls
00:33:49Yeah yeah I know it well
00:33:51I'd come with you but Hillary Mantle snuck a clause into her contract that I had to polish her gravestone
00:33:56once a month after her death
00:33:57I'll send you the address
00:33:59Oh thank you so much
00:34:00Vanessa
00:34:04Done and done
00:34:06We just need to go and schmooze Rupert Everett
00:34:08And we'll be all gravy
00:34:09Rupert Everett
00:34:10Cool
00:34:10That is cool
00:34:13We can go get changed at Mind
00:34:14And then head over to the Mandalay Club
00:34:15Oh
00:34:16We actually should
00:34:18Go back to our apartment
00:34:19Because we kind of need to get settled
00:34:21And
00:34:22Like freshen up
00:34:23That's true
00:34:24But we could
00:34:25Meet you at this
00:34:26Peg place later
00:34:29Right Mae?
00:34:30And you don't need us
00:34:31Do you?
00:34:32Of course
00:34:32I'll handle Rupert
00:34:38Oh sorry
00:34:42Guess who back in the house
00:34:44Heels quick clacking about
00:34:45Fine fresh remnants down
00:34:46211 under mines
00:34:47Oh heavenly gentlemen
00:34:48Swat list down
00:34:49Cross the board no doubt
00:34:50Body like wow
00:34:51So you're about to get in this drought
00:34:53Teddy's so beautiful
00:34:53With this you queen
00:34:54Jezebel should be
00:34:55Criminal
00:34:55Don't make sense for a bitch
00:34:57Give me this sit down
00:34:58To the side
00:34:59What is that the same?
00:34:59Ah well hi
00:35:00I'm um
00:35:01I'm Maggie Donovan
00:35:13Oh I'm
00:35:14Okay thanks
00:35:16I am all set
00:35:17Ah that'll be Maggie
00:35:19Thank goodness you're here
00:35:21Oh
00:35:21Here I am
00:35:22Darling Dave arrived
00:35:23Ah
00:35:26You must be Maggie
00:35:29You know
00:35:30Vanessa said she was
00:35:31Sending you over
00:35:32I thought finally
00:35:34Somebody cares about me
00:35:40Now
00:35:40You're a little bit
00:35:42Little though
00:35:44I need to get a French maid's uniform altered
00:35:47Don't start with that
00:35:48Wait
00:35:48Squeeze me darling
00:35:50For trying to inject some glamour
00:35:52Into the proceedings
00:35:53Darling behave
00:35:54This is your third assistant this month
00:35:56What no
00:35:56No no
00:35:57No no sorry
00:35:57No no
00:35:58I'm I'm
00:35:59I'm actually a playwright
00:36:00Oh yes darling
00:36:01That's what they all say
00:36:02The last one didn't like the costume either
00:36:03You know
00:36:05You just can't get the star
00:36:07No no
00:36:08Seriously no
00:36:09I'm just here to see if you can help me to
00:36:11Get tickets for this thing
00:36:13It's like
00:36:15You know
00:36:15It's a teensy little bit early
00:36:18To be asking for favours darling
00:36:20But I admire your spunk
00:36:21Oh
00:36:22Come on
00:36:22Let's go and get a martini
00:36:26No
00:36:26No
00:36:27I'm not a bad boss Mandy
00:36:29Despite what the various court filings may say
00:36:33I'm simply a world renowned actor
00:36:36With a taste for the finer things in life
00:36:38Is that a crime?
00:36:40Oh
00:36:46Now
00:36:47I do ask that my silk items be hand washed by you in front of me
00:36:52I love to watch
00:36:53Look I am not actually your
00:36:57Average
00:36:58Assistant no I am
00:36:59I'm so much more
00:37:00Ah
00:37:00You're a perineal masseuse
00:37:03Sure
00:37:04But I also am just really on top of your schedule
00:37:07In fact
00:37:07You happen to have an appearance at Peg tonight
00:37:09So we better get going
00:37:10An appearance at Peg
00:37:13What's Peg?
00:37:14Oh it's a really cool gay club
00:37:15You will be introducing two drag queens at their show
00:37:17Why the tit would I be doing that?
00:37:19I don't do appearances
00:37:20I'm Rupert fucking Everett darling
00:37:22The fee
00:37:24Is astronomical
00:37:28I didn't use say so before
00:37:32He's fine
00:37:33He's fine
00:37:34We're good
00:37:35Oh
00:37:35See
00:37:36I'm not going to be in front of you
00:37:43I don't know
00:37:50I don't know
00:37:50I don't know
00:37:51I don't know
00:37:51I don't know
00:37:52I don't know
00:37:56I don't know
00:38:00I don't know
00:38:06He's kidding. He's kidding, I think. We should just get him.
00:38:08Oh, my God. There you are.
00:38:10Cutting it a bit fine, babe.
00:38:11What's the week?
00:38:14Well, hello.
00:38:16Sorry, Tony. Share wouldn't give a toast.
00:38:17She was just being very difficult.
00:38:19That little bitch.
00:38:21I'm sorry. I had to escort Rupert inside.
00:38:22He can't get you over the crabs.
00:38:24The fucking neck of you, Chef Raya.
00:38:27Should I wait?
00:38:28It'll be fine.
00:38:28Hi, we just have a VIP with us, if we could just...
00:38:31Name?
00:38:32So, we are not on the list,
00:38:33but I just know that Barbie and Skipper would want a gay icon of this caliber in the audience, so...
00:38:37Will somebody please give me a fucking upper?
00:38:40Are you joking?
00:38:42It really isn't, but please just be cool.
00:38:43What have I told you about coming back here?
00:38:46Daddy needs his uppies.
00:38:47Get him out of here before I call the police.
00:38:49Please. No, I think you are mistaken.
00:38:50This man's been terrorizing us for years.
00:38:52He's the reason that Stabber's got complex PTSD.
00:38:56You're in violation of about ten restraining orders, you utter fuckhead.
00:39:00Co-dama, I repeat, co-dama at the front door.
00:39:04Co-dama?
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:05You set my fucking wig on fire!
00:39:08Yeah, and I'll do it again,
00:39:09because no one calls shit!
00:39:11Slay in a punch and gets away with it!
00:39:14Why don't you tell them that, you villains?
00:39:16This is why everybody hates straight people.
00:39:20Straight-ish?
00:39:21She's not coming in.
00:39:22No shit.
00:39:23Fuck off, babes.
00:39:24And stay fucked off.
00:39:25How old is Harrison?
00:39:27Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:39:28Hey, you're out here, darling.
00:39:29Good to see you.
00:39:31Brian?
00:39:32Oh, my God!
00:39:33Brian!
00:39:34Oh, my God, you have to help us get in.
00:39:35We were...
00:39:41We are too old for this, Maggie.
00:39:44Today was insane, but this is not who I am anymore.
00:39:48I promise I have changed.
00:39:50You will see.
00:39:50I will show you.
00:39:53I think I can help.
00:39:56What?
00:39:58Well, I didn't want to say anything,
00:40:00but I thought, you know, maybe we need a plan C.
00:40:05So I reached out to my online community,
00:40:08and the universe provided me with a DM
00:40:11from a guy whose mom owns this whole club.
00:40:15Look, there is no way that is some weirdo
00:40:16in his basement looking for attention.
00:40:18No, I think that's him now.
00:40:20Eddie!
00:40:22Eddie!
00:40:23Eddie!
00:40:25Oh, you, you, you are...
00:40:28It's really you.
00:40:30I've been looking for you everywhere.
00:40:32I mean, not physically, but on Instagram.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:36This is me.
00:40:37Wait.
00:40:38You know each other?
00:40:41I saw something like this in your soul contract, remember?
00:40:45A cherished old friend would return to your life.
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50I had no idea it would be Grant.
00:40:52Listen, can you start Monday?
00:40:54What?
00:40:54Oh, my God.
00:40:55Look at me getting ahead of myself.
00:40:57I'm just so excited about this.
00:40:58Good luck.
00:40:58It's free or date.
00:41:00It is.
00:41:01It is.
00:41:02I love that.
00:41:04I love you.
00:41:05Oh, sorry.
00:41:06We just did a bump.
00:41:07Anyway, mommy just bought Walthamstow and gave me a building,
00:41:10so I'm opening a bar,
00:41:12and you get to manage it.
00:41:13Eddie!
00:41:15Oh, my God, yes.
00:41:16Sorry.
00:41:18Finding Eddie a job was our next stop.
00:41:20Oh, amazing.
00:41:21Let's go inside and talk business.
00:41:25Eddie, but this is such a blessing from the universe.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36Yeah, sure.
00:41:38I knew you'd say yes.
00:41:39Okay, come with me.
00:41:40Oh, hey, guys.
00:41:41This is Eddie, my working class friend.
00:41:44Come on.
00:41:45Come on.
00:41:46You two mad.
00:42:08Hey, Maggie, sorry.
00:42:10It's, uh...
00:42:11This isn't Will, is it?
00:42:12I blocked you years ago.
00:42:13Oh, well, I got a new number.
00:42:15Look, don't hang up.
00:42:16It's about Whitney.
00:42:18What about her?
00:42:19Eddie sent me a few texts when she first got to L.A.,
00:42:22and then went completely AWOL.
00:42:24Not a peep since then,
00:42:25and now she reappears with this spiritual guru slash influencer.
00:42:31Something feels off.
00:42:33Okay, well, you're a nerd.
00:42:36Do some research.
00:42:38Dig up some dirt or something.
00:42:39I can do that.
00:42:41Piss off, princess.
00:42:42We're having a party.
00:42:47Hmm?
00:42:48Suit yourself, solitons.
00:42:52I can do that.
00:43:12I'm a jerk.
00:43:17I'm a jerk.
00:43:19I'm a jerk.
00:43:22I'm a jerk.
00:43:43I'm a jerk.
00:43:43Hey, sorry. I'm just mid-spin.
00:43:44Oh, Maggie, I don't like you using that thing.
00:43:47That's what killed Mr. Big.
00:43:48Yeah, good point. I'll call it a day.
00:43:52So, hard things for Teddy.
00:43:55Is she enjoying her new job?
00:43:57Do you think I made the bar too low?
00:44:01I assumed I'd be incredible at interior design
00:44:03because of my breeding.
00:44:05It's actually kind of odd.
00:44:08Eddie! Yes, Grant?
00:44:10Time Out Magazine is coming tonight and it's like
00:44:12you don't even care if they think my bar is enchanting.
00:44:14Look, I know this might come as a surprise to you.
00:44:17I've got other more important things
00:44:18to be directing my mental energy to right now.
00:44:21Like what? Like my own inner peace.
00:44:23And how to protect it when different energies
00:44:25come into my soul space.
00:44:26And can old energies merge with new energies
00:44:28or should I just... I went to a bar in Milan
00:44:30where none of the staff wore shoes.
00:44:32Maybe that's the answer.
00:44:35Well, I think she's loving it, yeah.
00:44:37I haven't actually seen her since the drag show
00:44:39but I've just...
00:44:40I've just been really busy with my Depop.
00:44:44I found a load of old Jane Norman tops
00:44:47and the kids are going well for them, so...
00:44:49Will you see her soon, yeah?
00:44:50Oh, sure.
00:44:51Yeah, I just...
00:44:52just...
00:44:53want to let her settle in.
00:44:54I just don't seem like a crazy stalker.
00:45:01You know, Crent, Whitney always says that listening
00:45:04is more powerful than talking.
00:45:05Is that aimed at me?
00:45:07I'm a fantastic listener.
00:45:09Look!
00:45:16Fine.
00:45:19Whitney thinks I should cut out...
00:45:23meat.
00:45:25And I get it,
00:45:26because meat does kind of cause chaos.
00:45:29But I think I'll really, really miss it.
00:45:36You can still talk.
00:45:38Oh, okay.
00:45:40Well, um...
00:45:41I mean, did Whitney ever give meat a chance?
00:45:43Like, did she ever have a Nando's?
00:45:46Uh...
00:45:47Because chicken is not really meat, right?
00:45:49Like, a bird is more of a plant than an animal,
00:45:53so I think if you have as much meat as you can
00:45:55while Whitney's away
00:45:56and then if it shuffles your chakras,
00:45:58you know you have to give it up for good.
00:46:01Right.
00:46:02Listening time's over.
00:46:03Are you sure you have to take the rest of the day off?
00:46:05Very sure.
00:46:07About from anything else,
00:46:08it's basic employment law.
00:46:09Yes, but this is my chance to show mother
00:46:11that I have what it takes to be a nightlife tycoon
00:46:14slash corporate landlord.
00:46:15I've managed to set this place up
00:46:17so it actually functions,
00:46:18which is all you need to be mentioned
00:46:20in a listicle about hinge date venues.
00:46:22Yes, I know, but Betty...
00:46:24Also, isn't the journalist literally your father's mate?
00:46:26You of all people should know how nepotism works.
00:46:28Yes, but I want a big splashy rave.
00:46:31You think I'll get a big splashy rave?
00:46:33I'm not sure what they'd rave about.
00:46:35This place lacks any real identity.
00:46:39What do you mean?
00:46:40I mean, it's called Lodge by Kay.
00:46:41Who?
00:46:42But there is nothing lodgy about it.
00:46:50Can I borrow your phone?
00:46:53Just make sure you put yourself first.
00:46:56I know Eddie is very important to you,
00:46:58but you've come a long way in the last year,
00:46:59and I don't want you to forget you.
00:47:08I didn't hang up on you, Mum.
00:47:10The conversation was over.
00:47:14Look, I need a shower.
00:47:15Eddie invited me over.
00:47:19I don't know.
00:47:19I don't know.
00:47:19It's a disgusting hippie warehouse full of mice and rats and shit.
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:24A friend of Whitney's lent us the place.
00:47:26He's doing a walk across India to raise awareness for people who raise awareness.
00:47:30So you're not paying anything?
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:32Whitney looks after our finances.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Speaking of my girl.
00:47:37Whitney, where's she at?
00:47:38She's so excited to get to know her better.
00:47:41She's out of town.
00:47:42She'll be back tomorrow.
00:47:42What?
00:47:43Oh, that's such a shame.
00:47:45It is, yeah.
00:47:47Just because Thursday's my soul reset day, which Whitney usually supports me through.
00:47:51But I thought maybe you could help instead.
00:47:57Oh.
00:47:57Okay, sure.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59I mean, I've never done a soul recycling before, but I...
00:48:04Maggie, this is my spiritual practice.
00:48:05Don't take the piss.
00:48:07No, no, no.
00:48:07I'm not.
00:48:07I'm really not.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:10I was going to start with a cleansing sound bath.
00:48:12Amazing.
00:48:12I would love to bathe sound.
00:48:14I really...
00:48:15If you're tired, it won't work.
00:48:17You have to focus.
00:48:18No.
00:48:18No, no, I'm not.
00:48:19That was just, like, nervous excitement.
00:48:22Like, I think, like, when a dog yawns.
00:48:25But I really want to know more about it.
00:48:27Like, everything you've learned from Whitney, because it's obviously helped you a lot.
00:48:32And I think that's really great.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:35Because I need this after a week of full-time Krent.
00:48:38Oh, right.
00:48:39Krent is your boss now.
00:48:40In name only.
00:48:41He knows who's really in charge.
00:48:42He does whatever I say.
00:48:49I've got a shitload of logs here for a printer for the Goldman Sachs.
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:58Sorry.
00:49:02Hmm.
00:49:04Let your eyelids slide generously closed over your eyeballs and wait for the sound I make
00:49:13to start moving through your root chakra.
00:49:23Is it, like, one of those sounds that only animals can hear?
00:49:26I'm just warming it up.
00:49:32Can I try?
00:49:42Oh, my God.
00:49:45Is this the thing I'm good at?
00:49:47Wow, Legs.
00:49:48Whitney always says the ball responds best to those with true inner serenity.
00:49:52I do feel super serene.
00:49:56Almost...
00:49:57Overwhelmingly so.
00:49:58It's almost like I've been...
00:50:09It's so soothing.
00:50:12Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:50:14Wow, Maggie.
00:50:15Are you chanting?
00:50:17Yeah, I learned it in primary school.
00:50:19It's really common in Ireland.
00:50:21I'm on a young, a young bongo.
00:50:30Salamandale.
00:50:32Ah!
00:50:32Jesus, what was that?
00:50:33It's a landline, Maggie.
00:50:35Oh, OK.
00:50:40Hello?
00:50:43Wait, Mia, slow down.
00:50:45Jesus!
00:50:46OK, I'm on my way.
00:50:48Just...
00:50:48Stay calm.
00:50:49It's calm.
00:50:50I'm calm.
00:50:54Crane's done something even dumber than I thought him capable of.
00:50:57I have to go down there.
00:50:58Oh, no.
00:51:00Um...
00:51:00I totally understand.
00:51:01We can just...
00:51:02We can hang out another time.
00:51:03Actually, could you come with me?
00:51:05I really need to stay grounded.
00:51:07It would be great if you could be my...
00:51:08soul anchor.
00:51:10Seeing as you're just so mellow today.
00:51:12Absolutely.
00:51:17Oh, it's too hot.
00:51:20OK, guys.
00:51:21The log piles still just look like log piles.
00:51:24Pooey.
00:51:25You've ruined the surprise.
00:51:27Oh, my God.
00:51:28You filled the bar with tiny saunas.
00:51:31OK, I'm...
00:51:32I just...
00:51:33I'm just...
00:51:34Take a deep breath and think of...
00:51:37bedtime.
00:51:39Crane, can you please explain yourself in the least infuriating way possible?
00:51:43When you're a business owner, you have to take risks and be bold.
00:51:47That's according to Jamie Lang's podcast.
00:51:48So I thought, how can I ensure that we get a rave review?
00:51:51Stay home?
00:51:52And then it came to me.
00:51:54Lodge by Kay.
00:51:55Lodge.
00:51:56Ski Lodge.
00:51:58Alpine Luxury.
00:51:59And what do you think when you think Alpine Luxury?
00:52:03Saunas.
00:52:04So you get a drink, and maybe some olives, and then you take those olives into the little
00:52:07hot cup.
00:52:09Isn't that so chic?
00:52:10Right. First things first.
00:52:13Hey, what are you doing? Let's turn off all my saunas!
00:52:15Well, that's very much the idea.
00:52:18Will you just leave and pretend we never saw this?
00:52:21Get rid of the saunas.
00:52:22My saunas? No.
00:52:24This bar cannot house five saunas.
00:52:26The heat will get us shut down.
00:52:27Get rid of them.
00:52:28But I love them.
00:52:29Get rid of the saunas.
00:52:30Or I quit.
00:52:36Besides, I'm sorry for the everything.
00:52:38It will all get sorted.
00:52:40Just please don't leave.
00:52:41John, are you happy?
00:52:43They're coming to take them away tomorrow.
00:52:45Tomorrow?
00:52:45So after time out comes,
00:52:48Call your mate and tell him to come another night.
00:52:50Oh, they're not coming.
00:52:51They text earlier to say they can't make it.
00:52:53They're sending someone new.
00:52:55A man called TJ.
00:52:57According to his Instagram, he loves social housing and hates the elite, whoever they are.
00:53:03Maybe a band?
00:53:04Thank you, Krentz. That will be all.
00:53:09Oh.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:12Oh, why is this still so hot?
00:53:16Apparently they take hours to cool down.
00:53:18Between that and the fact that this place now has the carbon footprint of an airport, he has really outcranted
00:53:22himself.
00:53:22We need to shift these saunas.
00:53:24What happened to the mans with vans?
00:53:26They used to be everywhere.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:28Maybe I can find one on Tinder.
00:53:30I just...
00:53:31Are you okay?
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:34Totally.
00:53:34I think, um...
00:53:35I think the sound bath just really, like, relax.
00:53:37My muscles, you know.
00:53:38Or maybe Jay knows someone.
00:53:40Survivalists have vans, right?
00:53:42Yeah, you have to take this.
00:53:44Aw, thanks, Max.
00:53:46You're really helping me out today.
00:53:49Maybe I can't handle a week without Whitney.
00:53:56Whitney.
00:54:02I found something.
00:54:04I've been deep in the Wayback Machine all day.
00:54:07And boy, my wrists are tired.
00:54:09How did you know I was here?
00:54:14Did I post this?
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:16What the fuck?
00:54:19Stressedy bestie.
00:54:20So, Whitney.
00:54:21She hasn't always been this hippie guru.
00:54:23No, this is her.
00:54:24Literally three years ago.
00:54:26She was a slime influencer.
00:54:27And she...
00:54:29God, it's hot in here.
00:54:31She's got an internet history as long as my extendable duster.
00:54:33I mean, we need to tell Eddie what we've found here.
00:54:36Right.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:39Not today.
00:54:40Today, I am an anchor.
00:54:42But she needs to know who she's going into business with.
00:54:45I'm worried that Eddie has given Whitney money.
00:54:48We need to sit her down right now.
00:54:49Max!
00:54:50Do you still know that drug dealer with the stolen lorry?
00:54:52Get in here.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53She'll be with you, surely.
00:54:55Just come.
00:54:57What's his name?
00:54:58Chins?
00:54:58He only sold Xanax and poppers.
00:55:00I think Chins found gods.
00:55:03Hey!
00:55:04Let's get some music on in here.
00:55:05Come on, let's pop up the jam.
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:09Let's dance.
00:55:11Woo!
00:55:14Woo!
00:55:17Woo!
00:55:23Maggie?
00:55:25Maggie?
00:55:26Maggie?
00:55:27Maggie?
00:55:28Maggie?
00:55:29Maggie?
00:55:36Maggie?
00:55:37this is on fire so can someone help there are two more of these in the abbey lee well what's
00:55:43in
00:55:43there ice i got loads of ice i thought we could make ice sculptures i mean how hard could it
00:55:48be
00:55:49edward scissorhands did it and he was literally part scissor but it's boiling hot in here so we
00:55:54get air corn i mean fuck the planet right no but crain the he coming off of these things will
00:55:58melt
00:55:58oh i know i forgot something what are you doing here she she brought me here and then she will
00:56:06not be in there he he is lying he begged me to get in there please don't make me go
00:56:12in the hot place
00:56:12again mommy he was being crazy and i i knew that you wanted to be a calm woo woo hippie
00:56:18woo woo this is my healing journey no i i didn't mean i knew you were full of shit no
00:56:24i would i would
00:56:24never two days about whitney and this is what happened just get out both of you get the fuck
00:56:29out of my bar get the fuck out of krent's bar
00:56:42so what do we do now
00:56:47i cannot believe it wasn't the fact that i'm sedated that fucked things up it was just you
00:56:52i have a fire in my mouth it's burning me
00:56:56everyone keeps asking me what to do
00:57:00it's like how should i know
00:57:02you know just because i'm the owner of the bar
00:57:05and the only person who stands to benefit financially from its success i should know what i'm doing this affair
00:57:12hey before i lost my vision i remember thinking that the sauna was really nice
00:57:17the seat was comfortable and i love the man in the red cloak who showed me the passage to hades
00:57:22thanks man
00:57:23and maggie you're a good friend
00:57:25you're trying
00:57:27what else can you do
00:57:31oh okay if no one minds i'm gonna take myself to the nearest hospital
00:57:37listen uh we can turn your stupid fucking saunas into little private rooms pretend it's all on
00:57:42purpose if we can make the whole place look like a proper sleep friends
00:57:47we're gonna go back in there and we're gonna turn your stupid mistake into a beautiful triumph
00:57:52freddy what are you doing is that some kind of street code
00:57:58uh
00:58:10i
00:58:11i
00:58:11i
00:58:11i
00:58:11i
00:58:13Boy, boy, see how they call my boss, son
00:58:16I see footage, I stay loaded, I see footage
00:58:19All I see is loaded, I see footage, I see footage
00:58:23All I see is everybody's loaded
00:58:25Where you think you're going and going?
00:58:27No, it's sad, I'm not handled, get on that bar
00:58:30We can't stop, we can't stop, we can't stop, we can't stop
00:58:33I got it, I got it, I got it
00:58:34I got it, I got it, I got it
00:58:36Like I told you, don't trust me, what's up here?
00:58:39I stay loaded, simulation over now with a campaign
00:58:53Listen, it looks worse than it is.
00:58:57Anyone who's ever had their period in a white tankini knows how to clean up a bloodstain, so.
00:59:07Oh, dope, you came.
00:59:09I'll step on your mullet.
00:59:10It looks nothing if.
00:59:11I saved you a seat in Coswell's glass.
00:59:13And don't worry, ladies and gentlemen.
00:59:19This is impressive.
00:59:21God.
00:59:24Seriously.
00:59:27It actually looks so good.
00:59:32A D. O.M.G.
00:59:34The last 90 minutes have literally been the hardest of my life.
00:59:37I had to learn things and then answer questions and then Maggie...
00:59:40Territor pride.
00:59:42Territor pride.
00:59:43By admitting she wasn't so great with a power tool.
00:59:47Right, Krantz?
00:59:48It was so funny.
00:59:52We did so many laughs.
00:59:55I really thought I'd come back to somehow even more chaos, but he fixed it.
01:00:04Thank you, Eddie.
01:00:06The time out man is going to be here any minute.
01:00:09My cello pets look fresh.
01:00:10Get Eddie a jumper.
01:00:12I'm just going to pee.
01:00:13Sorry, Eddie.
01:00:28It's optimistic.
01:00:29I loved that.
01:00:32It's a good thing.
01:00:33So, I need to see this.
01:00:37It seems...
01:01:05Do you think he lacks my tree?
01:01:08I think I should talk to him.
01:01:10You have to trust me on this one.
01:01:12That man will not like you.
01:01:15Boyler, just down there, bruv.
01:01:18What?
01:01:19I don't have a clotheswitch.
01:01:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:23Do it!
01:01:25I didn't touch her, I swear.
01:01:27Oh, God.
01:01:27They're going to find a text I sent to my ex-girlfriend.
01:01:29Maggie!
01:01:30It's okay. Don't panic.
01:01:32I think I can get Elton to sing Candle at her fume.
01:01:34No, this can't be.
01:01:35Maggie!
01:01:35You can't do this to me!
01:01:37Maggie!
01:01:38Oh, Mummy.
01:01:40Turn off the big light.
01:01:52And that is as far as we've got.
01:01:58We're still workshopping it, obviously, but I think it's going to be ready for the public
01:02:02really soon.
01:02:04What?
01:02:05Our Scandi Noir murder mystery immersive experience is literally the theme of the bar.
01:02:12Did you guys not warn him?
01:02:15We thought it would be fun if he felt real fear.
01:02:19Oh, they forgot to give you your detective costume.
01:02:22You're a detective.
01:02:22No, he's still in character.
01:02:23Eddie, why are you?
01:02:24And he'll give away the ending if we let him.
01:02:28This is his baby.
01:02:28He loved the killing.
01:02:30Yo, I've been to more escape rooms and punch drunk shows than I'd like to admit, but this...
01:02:36was legit.
01:02:37Yeah.
01:02:38I fucking love it.
01:02:40You do?
01:02:41Yeah.
01:02:42The cozy winter shit?
01:02:43That was boring, but the horribly realistic dead body.
01:02:46Yeah.
01:02:47That was fucking cool.
01:02:49Still feel kind of sick, but time out will love this.
01:02:52When's it launch?
01:02:55Let's let Maggie clean up and Kren will tell you all about it.
01:02:58Yeah.
01:03:00Okay.
01:03:02I can't actually tell you much because I don't really understand that myself.
01:03:09Kren's giving us a massive casting budget.
01:03:11Where do you find actors?
01:03:12Gumtree?
01:03:13Leave it with me.
01:03:20Genuinely, thanks for today.
01:03:22Oiled will aside.
01:03:23You're a great soul anchor.
01:03:29I thought you wouldn't be able to accept me.
01:03:32As I am.
01:03:34Now.
01:03:35What?
01:03:36I'd accept you even if you were a Disney adult.
01:03:40Thanks.
01:03:43Whitney was concerned that your chaos would bring me down again.
01:03:47Like it did last year.
01:03:48But you've changed.
01:03:50I can really see that.
01:03:53Will, on the other hand.
01:03:54Wait, what did Will do?
01:03:56He basically declared his love for me.
01:03:58After the abortion.
01:04:00Whitney helped me see how toxic that was.
01:04:02She's helped me so much.
01:04:06It's like, before I met her,
01:04:10I'd been holding my breath.
01:04:14Since Dad died.
01:04:17And now.
01:04:19I'm breathing again.
01:04:27I wanted to learn from Whitney.
01:04:30Really.
01:04:33Maybe she could help with my scalp thing.
01:04:37Me and Whitney are moving to Devon.
01:04:39We're starting an intentional community down there.
01:04:42That's where she's been this week.
01:04:46Wow.
01:04:49Well, um, I have always wanted to spend more time on trains.
01:04:54So, they'll make it work.
01:04:58Maybe tomorrow we can have a real day off together.
01:05:00Eddie!
01:05:01I tried calling you. Are you okay?
01:05:03Hey.
01:05:04Back early.
01:05:05Oh.
01:05:06Maggie's here.
01:05:07She really helped me.
01:05:09There was this whole crint-related emergency.
01:05:12Hey.
01:05:14Maggie really wants to learn from you, Whit.
01:05:16She responded so well to your techniques today.
01:05:19If that's okay with you.
01:05:21Of course.
01:05:24Anyone with an honest heart is a welcome in my world.
01:05:30You look stunning.
01:05:31Do you have a facial or something?
01:05:33I wasn't on vacation, Eddie.
01:05:36I was securing our future.
01:05:38Of course.
01:05:39I'm so sorry.
01:05:40You worked so hard for us.
01:05:44I guess the ocean just did wonders for my inner light.
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:50Wow.
01:05:51Well, that light certainly is blindingly white.
01:05:56I would love to do with you, Whit.
01:05:58You went in and said,
01:05:59You right?
01:06:00I'm so sorry.
01:06:00Oh, all right.
01:06:01I'm so sorry.
01:06:01You're the best.
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