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00:00:27Back
00:00:30My beautiful sane daughter
00:00:33I literally never have to worry about you
00:00:36That's nice, mum
00:00:37Yeah, we call you the sane one now
00:00:40As you should
00:00:41Excuse me, I just need to take this
00:00:45Yeah, hello?
00:00:47Mm-hmm
00:00:47Okay, bye-bye
00:00:49Is this a bad time?
00:00:52Apologies, the government just needed to run some budgets to have passed a very sane person
00:00:56God, I'm lucky to have someone so wildly sane as a client
00:01:01Okay
00:01:05My baby
00:01:07What's that?
00:01:10I need you to help me
00:01:12Hello?
00:01:14I need you to help me
00:01:16Eddie?
00:01:18What's going on?
00:01:19Can I borrow your white noise machine?
00:01:21What?
00:01:22Please?
00:01:25Are you Ryan?
00:01:28It's 4am!
00:01:30My room sounds like ghosts
00:01:31Get out!
00:01:33For God's sake!
00:01:49So we built the mountain
00:01:51By digging out a mighty hole
00:01:54And all our facts we carried every rock and stone
00:02:01But now the holes be put
00:02:03Than anybody ever planned
00:02:05But there are tips
00:02:07I'll hang it on
00:02:10So we say to
00:02:12But I can't do this evil on my own
00:02:14I haven't wrapped the house in nearly 30,000
00:02:16Call director
00:02:19Is this too early?
00:02:20Early?
00:02:21I'm up at 6am every day in case someone's died in the night
00:02:23Wow
00:02:24They do say mental illness is hereditary
00:02:26I don't
00:02:27You slept anyway
00:02:28I hate that you're so far away
00:02:30Okay, I'm in Surrey
00:02:31Bad enough when you move back to your flat
00:02:33Look, I am fine, Mum
00:02:35I'm in my stable girl era
00:02:37I'm on medication that isn't trying to kill me
00:02:39I use retinol and HelloFresh
00:02:41I am a bridesmaid in a posh wedding, for God's sake
00:02:43Has anyone heard from Eddie?
00:02:45She come in?
00:02:46She's
00:02:48No, there's no way
00:02:49It's been a year
00:02:50She didn't even RSVP, which
00:02:52I'm not even thinking about that, Mum
00:02:54Just stop worrying, okay?
00:02:55I'm allowed to be worried, Maggie
00:02:56It is your first time leaving town since the lithium poisoning
00:03:02I said it's your first time leaving town since the lithium
00:03:04Look, I heard you, Mum
00:03:05Just
00:03:06I need to get going, okay?
00:03:07What on earth does this maid of honor need you so early for?
00:03:10I don't know
00:03:10Rise maid stuff
00:03:12Filming awkward TikToks and matching satin pyjamas
00:03:14And telling someone her skin looks clear
00:03:19I am a normal person
00:03:22Normal? Who wants to be normal?
00:03:24I do
00:03:25Well, if you get overwhelmed or feel bad in any way, just call me
00:03:29I won't, Mum
00:03:29This is going to be a nice, easy chill
00:03:32This is not one of your kooky, hackneyed town hall weddings
00:03:36Where the bride wears a jumpsuit and drinks lager from a can
00:03:40This is the home counties
00:03:43We take this seriously
00:03:44I have barely slept
00:03:46Mercury cried all night
00:03:48No, did he?
00:03:50Simone has had a complicated reaction to her premarital juice cleanse
00:03:56I will never forgive Heat Magazine for what it did to us
00:03:58So, to avoid my brother saying I do to a woman wearing an adult nappy
00:04:02I will be busy trying to plug the leak, as it were
00:04:08Yes, those were Simone's choices
00:04:10I suppose she wanted her culture represented, too
00:04:13Please wear them so as to differentiate yourselves from the staff
00:04:19Um, Flopsy, is it?
00:04:21Um, why, um, why does my sash say this?
00:04:27My reputation as a maid of honour
00:04:30A role I take extremely seriously
00:04:32Is immaculate
00:04:33I am in constant demand
00:04:35And this is my brother's wedding
00:04:37My favourite brother, the only brother that isn't balding
00:04:39And as, from what I understand
00:04:41You have a bit of a reputation as somewhat of a loose cannon
00:04:45I think this would be a better fit
00:04:49Off you, Bob
00:04:51Now, I have written down your bridesmaid's tasks
00:04:55In extremely simple terms
00:04:58So, I am assuming there are no questions
00:05:02I left Simone lying face down in an antique chamber pot
00:05:05So I ought to...
00:05:06Uh, what does train the swans mean?
00:05:08Is assist Jessie Ware slowing for something?
00:05:10I have not heard a thing from the fourth bridesmaid
00:05:12Has anyone had contact with her?
00:05:14She's ignored all communications
00:05:18Uh, no, no
00:05:20She... she won't be coming
00:05:28And if I see anyone vaping
00:05:30They will be fined
00:05:36I cannot wait for my bridesmaid years to be over
00:05:40What was Aldi Pippa Middleton saying to you?
00:05:42Nothing
00:05:43It's grand
00:05:43Anyways, we only have to see with her for one day
00:05:45The moment has done worse for us
00:05:47Like when she sucked off storms in his weird old rudies to get us back staying
00:05:49Oh, exactly
00:05:50Well, strapping fuckers because things are about to get worse
00:05:52Worse than unpaid labour
00:05:53Do you remember Simone's ex?
00:05:54Jack
00:05:56Jack Pearl
00:05:56One who couldn't stop telling us that he once played pool with Amy Winehouse
00:05:59Oh, he was awful
00:06:01He used to sniff out a guitar at a house party like an indie bloodhound
00:06:04Yeah, where he threatened to turn up and ruin the wedding
00:06:06Oh, for fuck's sake
00:06:07Hot girls are meant to marry Rich, is there right?
00:06:09He wouldn't really turn up here
00:06:10Simone seems to think he might
00:06:11He has previous
00:06:12After she got engaged, she tried to break into her house
00:06:15It is wild that we just let straight men run loose
00:06:17Yeah
00:06:18So we need to keep an eye out
00:06:20For what?
00:06:20A trilby?
00:06:21The opening corridor can't stand me now?
00:06:23I've got popstar to wrangle
00:06:25Yeah, well I've got gargoyle's wax
00:06:29No one said this right on shit was easy
00:06:57I'll do it
00:07:06Oh, my God. Sorry. I just, it suckered onto me and I could feel it's like monster tongue.
00:07:11There I was, thinking I'd given you the simplest tasks there were.
00:07:16I could do it. I just, once I get these gloves on, I will be de-leaching at speeds never
00:07:21seen before.
00:07:22See that you are.
00:07:22Um, if I do everything on my list, which I will, could I have a normal bridesmaid?
00:07:34Perhaps.
00:07:38Oh, sorry.
00:07:50Oh.
00:08:06I'm sure I saw someone in the penis room. When I looked at her, there was nothing there.
00:08:12What happened to you?
00:08:14The swans have a very aggressive communication style. We're working through it.
00:08:17I take the swans over Jessie Ware any day. She is insane.
00:08:20I found her in the kitchen, necking, cooking sherry. And when I tried to grab it off there, she called
00:08:24me a slur.
00:08:25She called you a little bitch.
00:08:26And I consider that a slur.
00:08:27What's with the meat, huh?
00:08:29Oh, I was just, I'm feeding the altar boys. Listen.
00:08:32I have a weird feeling that someone is like, here, watching us.
00:08:37Yes!
00:08:39I mean, we're like, a pearl has entered the oyster.
00:08:44Jack pearl.
00:08:46So we should split off.
00:08:47Distracting everybody else now, are we?
00:08:50No, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry. I put all the meat in the boys.
00:08:54I meant, um...
00:08:55I need you to put your bridesmaid's dresses on and meet me in the main hall as quickly as possible.
00:09:00If you can manage that.
00:09:03Yes.
00:09:06Off you go.
00:09:09God, who pissed on her, Raga?
00:09:10Just do what she says. I'll be going to hunt for Jack pearl later.
00:09:14If she's dressed as a sheer or something, I am going to shank Simone.
00:09:17I'll be box-standard, pastel-sat-and-bay. Don't worry.
00:09:24Ryan, your tabard is unacceptable.
00:09:26Okay, well, um, first off, what the fuck is a tabard?
00:09:30So we're actually wearing these.
00:09:33World War I nurses' uniforms.
00:09:35Is that a problem?
00:09:36God, no, no, no, no, no, no. I love war.
00:09:39Yeah, it just seems like a weird tradition, even by the aristocracy standards.
00:09:44Sister Peggy Beale saved my grandfather's life off the Battle of Cambrai.
00:09:52Trampled by a horse, poor fellow.
00:09:55Crushed his skull to smithereens.
00:09:58Somehow he pulled through.
00:10:00A thanks to Sister Peggy, who tended to him day and night.
00:10:05Upon his return home, he did two things.
00:10:11First, he vowed to honour Sister Peggy at every family wedding from that day forth.
00:10:22And the second thing.
00:10:24He stabbed every horse in the stable to death.
00:10:26Wow.
00:10:28Wow.
00:10:29Wow.
00:10:30Wow.
00:10:30What an honour to represent the, um, British army in this way.
00:10:38I mean, I'm Irish, of course.
00:10:40But you can't help but respect the empire.
00:10:44To ignore, like, 90% of the history and focus on things like the tea and the fun uniforms and
00:10:49what.
00:11:09Good nurse.
00:11:11What would grandfather say about you?
00:11:13Okay, Uncle Albert, let's, uh, get you back to the rest of the family.
00:11:17We've actually been looking for a few hours.
00:11:24Eddie.
00:11:27Are you wearing a bindi?
00:11:29I had no idea you were coming.
00:11:31Yeah, it was kind of a last-minute decision.
00:11:33Huh.
00:11:35Okay, um, hug me then, bitch.
00:11:42Oh, I had no idea.
00:11:44Why would you?
00:11:45What the fuck have you been?
00:11:47California, mostly.
00:11:48Oh.
00:11:49So somewhere that definitely does have Wi-Fi, then?
00:11:51Turns out there's more to life than social media.
00:11:58I'd love it if we could talk.
00:12:01One-on-one.
00:12:02That's kind of why I came.
00:12:03Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:12:06Right.
00:12:07Now that our fourth bridesmaid has finally arrived, Eddie, is it?
00:12:12I'm putting you in charge of making sure the chapel is ready to go.
00:12:15The rest of you back to your time.
00:12:16Oh, actually, Flopsy, I've done all mine.
00:12:20You've moistened the taxidermy?
00:12:22Yeah.
00:12:22You've cut the Nazis out of the portraits?
00:12:24Yeah, yeah, that one took a while, but, um...
00:12:27Oh.
00:12:28I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.
00:12:31So?
00:12:33The sash.
00:12:34Oh, yes.
00:12:37This is for you.
00:12:39It's from Simone, hence the quality of the fabric.
00:12:42No, no, no, I'm...
00:12:43It's too close.
00:12:44Sorry.
00:12:46Um...
00:12:47You said if I...
00:12:49If I finish all my tasks, I could have a normal sash.
00:12:53Oh.
00:12:55I'm not sure that's quite what I said.
00:12:58Why don't we see how you do during the ceremony?
00:13:00If we can avoid any big scenes, then we'll see...
00:13:03Flopsy, we need you.
00:13:04The flowers are pink.
00:13:06The flowers are what?
00:13:08If that florist thinks she'll work in Surrey again, she has another thing coming.
00:13:11First the ribbon debacle, and now this.
00:13:13I'm...
00:13:21So, could you show me to this chapel?
00:13:39It's nice.
00:13:42Well, it's haunted.
00:13:46But, like, according to Ryan.
00:13:48Ryan thinks the Dolphin McDonald's is haunted.
00:13:53So...
00:13:55How have you been?
00:13:58I'm sorry, I haven't reached out.
00:14:01I needed time to think about everything, but...
00:14:07Also about us.
00:14:12Look, this might be hard to hear, but...
00:14:24I need you to attack the man that's behind those flowers.
00:14:40I have a weapon!
00:14:41Oh, God, not Jack Pearl.
00:14:44That's plastic, by the way.
00:14:46I am here to object to this wedding like it's Shrek.
00:14:49Oh, you are not the Shrek.
00:14:50You are the...
00:14:51Fuck what?
00:14:52Are you seriously going to ruin Simone's wedding just because she wants me the poor choice to go out with
00:14:56you?
00:14:57Go out with me?
00:14:58We're married!
00:15:00Yeah, didn't know that part, did you?
00:15:02Got married in Vegas.
00:15:03Simone thought it didn't count because she was wearing a bikini at the time, but it did!
00:15:07So I'm here as a lawfully wedded husband to stand up against bigamy!
00:15:12Ow!
00:15:12Get off!
00:15:13Don't touch me!
00:15:14I've got the law on myself!
00:15:16Have you always been done as you two?
00:15:17Shut up!
00:15:18Could you not have just sent her a text?
00:15:20She blocked me.
00:15:21Can you believe that?
00:15:23Like, we was partners.
00:15:25Yeah?
00:15:25And now, it's like, we're strangers.
00:15:28You know?
00:15:29I know.
00:15:31It's hard to be the one that's still in love.
00:15:36Yuck.
00:15:36I don't love her.
00:15:37I just want a hundred grand to stay quiet.
00:15:39Oh, you are such a fucking fuckwars!
00:15:42What was that?
00:15:43Swanwhip!
00:15:44Guys, kick off us in 20.
00:15:45We need to get them out of here.
00:15:46Anya, I assume you brought the birds?
00:15:48They've accepted me as their leader.
00:15:50Good.
00:15:51I think they might be able to help.
00:15:56You can't do this to me!
00:15:57My cousin knows Rob Rinder!
00:15:59Now what?
00:16:00We can't leave him up there on his own.
00:16:01Help!
00:16:02Help me!
00:16:03I've been kidnapped by riches!
00:16:12Oh, God.
00:16:14Flopsy's asking where we are.
00:16:15Um, just in the attic, babe.
00:16:17No!
00:16:18Why would you tell her that?
00:16:19Do not say that!
00:16:20Zoda did.
00:16:20My thumbs have millennial smartphone muscle memory.
00:16:23Oh, God.
00:16:24She can hear them only.
00:16:25Okay, okay.
00:16:26Just, um, just let me think.
00:16:27She's coming up, babe.
00:16:27Oh, she can't.
00:16:28Stop her!
00:16:29Oh, my God, how?
00:16:29Sit, tell her!
00:16:30I'm just giving birth!
00:16:31There's no baby!
00:16:32Hang on, I can try!
00:16:33I've got a call.
00:16:34She's so fucked up.
00:16:34Tell her, it's me.
00:16:37The noisest, tell her I've had, like, an episode.
00:16:39No!
00:16:40I mean, I can stay up here with Jack so we can't escape.
00:16:42The rest of you can go be bridesmaids.
00:16:43No, Megs.
00:16:44If someone needs to stay, I'll do it.
00:16:46Straight wedding is a boring as fuck anyway.
00:16:47No, it has to be me.
00:16:49Flopsy won't believe it's anyone else.
00:16:50It's her only choice.
00:16:52Just go!
00:16:55The bells?
00:16:57The bells!
00:16:58The bells!
00:17:28The bells!
00:17:47You're too small to subdue him.
00:17:50Not read any complaints.
00:18:05So, do you want to have that talk?
00:18:10Not now.
00:18:12Let's just watch the wedding.
00:18:53Oh, my God, Maggie.
00:18:54Are you feeling better?
00:18:55Yeah, all good, thank you.
00:18:58That's fine.
00:19:01Done?
00:19:02Yep.
00:19:03Owen's got him trussed up in an out-of-service loo.
00:19:05I'm not sure what he's going to do with him exactly.
00:19:07No, he'll be fine.
00:19:08He's done this sort of thing before.
00:19:17Fuck Flopsy, man.
00:19:18She's got a rabbit's name.
00:19:20I can't believe we missed the food.
00:19:21I am starving.
00:19:22Will we go pillage a pantry?
00:19:24I've always wanted to see a pantry.
00:19:26Well, then.
00:19:28We must.
00:19:30Hurry up.
00:19:31Before the servants leave all the leftovers.
00:19:32We are the servants.
00:19:36Not to brag, but I will find a kitchen using only my nose.
00:19:39Yeah, I believe it.
00:19:40Eddie?
00:19:42Finally!
00:19:45Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:47I'm so late.
00:19:47I got lost finding our new apartment.
00:19:50I ended up somewhere called Tottingham, and this guy with no teeth, he tried to sell me
00:19:55a horse.
00:20:00Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:01This is my friend.
00:20:03Hi, I'm Whitney.
00:20:04You must be Maggie.
00:20:08I must be, yeah.
00:20:10God, I bet I look a mess.
00:20:12I literally grabbed whatever was at the top of my suitcase and ran.
00:20:16No, no, you look stunning.
00:20:19Oh, thank you.
00:20:26Drinkies?
00:20:27Let's do it.
00:20:31Well, yeah.
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Why are you dressed like Florence Nightingale?
00:20:36Well, I could be a millionaire if I had the money I could imagine.
00:20:43So, has it been awful?
00:20:47No, not awful.
00:20:50Did you tell her?
00:20:52I was going to, but then there was this whole mad drama.
00:20:56It's okay.
00:20:57It's okay.
00:20:58I'm here now.
00:21:00I'm home.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:03And you'll feel so much better once you sit her down and say,
00:21:07I'm sorry, but I cannot have you in my life anymore.
00:21:12I'm going to do it.
00:21:15Soon.
00:21:21Just not tonight.
00:21:29Cheer up, little boy.
00:21:30Today is a wonderful day.
00:21:39Mercury?
00:21:40Do we need another tetanus jab?
00:21:47Would anyone like a ginseng gummy?
00:21:51What?
00:21:52It'll really help regulate your energy levels.
00:21:55Yeah.
00:21:57I mean, I've also got echinacea, milk thistle, ginger chews.
00:22:04Yeah, or I've got, like, expired femme fresh wipes.
00:22:10No?
00:22:11Fine.
00:22:13I'm going to go and chew.
00:22:17For a black hat.
00:22:28Hey.
00:22:29If you're worried about vaginal odour,
00:22:32I can send you a link to an amethyst suppository my friend Wave sells.
00:22:36I mean, it'll really help.
00:22:38So it's amethyst suppository?
00:22:41So, like, like, like a stone tampon.
00:22:48Sorry.
00:22:49It does sound a bit medieval.
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:56Yeah, I guess it does.
00:22:58But it has helped a lot of women.
00:23:01I actually did a series of videos on the Vagina Earth Connection.
00:23:05Oh, okay.
00:23:06You're a filmmaker.
00:23:07No.
00:23:08No, God.
00:23:09No, I don't even own the television.
00:23:11No.
00:23:11I'm a light worker.
00:23:13But I primarily produce content for social media.
00:23:16I just found that that's the best way to reach people
00:23:18and connect with souls all around the world.
00:23:22Is that Eddie fucking Rushton?
00:23:24Oh, my God.
00:23:25Oh, there it is.
00:23:28Oh, a non-progression wainer.
00:23:29Oh, my God, buy one, get one.
00:23:32Where the piss have you two been?
00:23:34I've been haggless at Superstore for months.
00:23:36Hi.
00:23:37I'm Whitney.
00:23:38Congratulations.
00:23:39Sorry, Whitney.
00:23:40This is Tony.
00:23:41Tony and Guy, drag queen to both the stars and the gutter.
00:23:45How are you, babe?
00:23:47I heard you got mercury poisoning.
00:23:48Did you eat too much tuna?
00:23:50No, not mercury.
00:23:50I had lithium poisoning.
00:23:52You ate batteries?
00:23:53What have you been up to?
00:23:54Down the drag mines, as ever.
00:23:56I actually had this last-minute gig coming for tonight.
00:23:58I'd usually tell them to fuck off.
00:24:00You don't say no to Barbie and Skipper, do you?
00:24:02Wait, wait, what did you just say?
00:24:04Barbie and Skipper?
00:24:05Oh, my God.
00:24:06What?
00:24:07I have a secret show at Peg.
00:24:09It's going to be epic.
00:24:11Barbie and Skipper, like the dolls?
00:24:13They're drag queens, but, like, so much more.
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:15They've got a podcast and books and YouTube series
00:24:17that we used to watch on repeat.
00:24:18Oh, no, still do.
00:24:18I still do.
00:24:19We always said if they ever came to London,
00:24:20but they never have.
00:24:21The Skipper hates the accent.
00:24:23Oh, my God.
00:24:23Please, get the tickets.
00:24:24Please, we have one of the figures.
00:24:25Babe, do you have any idea how many fit men
00:24:28I have in my DMs right now asking me the same thing?
00:24:31No offense, but I'm not going to pick the straight girls.
00:24:33Straight-ish.
00:24:34Come on, Tony.
00:24:34We'll do anything.
00:24:35I never made you settle your wet mouth tab.
00:24:37Hmm.
00:24:40Okay, look.
00:24:41I need this wig.
00:24:42My friend Cher's been styling for me,
00:24:43but she's being a bitch and refusing to give me it.
00:24:45We can get your wig.
00:24:46We can?
00:24:51Oh, God, sorry.
00:24:53I just totally disrupted your flow.
00:24:56God, what a loser.
00:24:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:59We're, um, we're being a bit...
00:25:01It's just, this is kind of a dream of mine.
00:25:04An old dream, but...
00:25:06But we have to honor our old dreams
00:25:08to make space for new ones.
00:25:10That's beautiful, though.
00:25:12I know we had other plans today,
00:25:13and I was going to start looking for a job.
00:25:14No, no, listen, the only plan that matters
00:25:17is the universe's.
00:25:20You said that's the address.
00:25:22All right.
00:25:23Watch out, though.
00:25:24Cher can be, how you say, a cunt.
00:25:29I'll need it by eight.
00:25:30If you're not there, I'll fish you down.
00:25:33Good luck with ours.
00:25:35You'll have to un-creemate them first.
00:25:37Oh, is your dad's...
00:25:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:40He passed when I was 12.
00:25:43It's actually how we first connected.
00:25:47Oh, that's so lovely.
00:25:52What, are you sure we can't just get the tube?
00:25:53This place is in, like, zone 10.
00:25:55I didn't even know it existed.
00:25:56Uber, then.
00:25:57You said it would be 80 quid.
00:25:57That's mad.
00:25:58We'll keep the spare car key
00:25:59in this stupid key safe thing.
00:26:01We don't even need to knock on the door.
00:26:02Well, you don't want to give him a heads up.
00:26:04It's just in case he thinks it's been stolen.
00:26:06Like, like, stolen by a stranger
00:26:07rather than a close friend.
00:26:09He won't care.
00:26:21So, you are a lightworker.
00:26:23I am.
00:26:25Which is what?
00:26:26Sorry, I don't know.
00:26:26Oh, yeah.
00:26:28It basically means that I have been put on this earth
00:26:31to spread light and eradicate darkness.
00:26:34Oh, well, okay.
00:26:36Like Batman.
00:26:37No.
00:26:38He's changed the code.
00:26:40Shit, I thought this was a slam dunk.
00:26:42Okay, well, this is how Patrick Swayze does it
00:26:45in Dirty Dancing,
00:26:46so we're just going to...
00:26:47It's over here.
00:26:48Yes.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:51Oh.
00:26:52I'm okay.
00:26:53It's just...
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:57All right.
00:27:00Um, just, like, shield your eyes and I'll...
00:27:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:04Hey, violence is never the answer, Maggie.
00:27:06No, it's not violence if it's against a car, is it?
00:27:08It's just like...
00:27:10Oh, I didn't even smash anything.
00:27:12Excuse me.
00:27:13I'm afraid I have a weapon.
00:27:19I would love it if that could stop.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:22Sorry.
00:27:26You're...
00:27:27You're back?
00:27:28Only just yesterday, actually.
00:27:30But I've been emailing you for a year.
00:27:32No, I'm off-grid.
00:27:33Out of the Matrix.
00:27:35You don't have a phone?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37Oh, well, I thought it was very, um...
00:27:40Amish-chic of you.
00:27:41It's not Amish to disengage from something
00:27:43that's literally killing people.
00:27:44Phones are killing people.
00:27:45They're worse for you than smoking.
00:27:47Hi, I'm Whitney.
00:27:49And you...
00:27:51must be Will.
00:27:53Sorry, just back to the phone thing again.
00:27:55You have a phone.
00:27:56Well, to serve my higher purpose
00:27:58of spreading light via social media.
00:28:01Otherwise, you know,
00:28:01I would throw this thing into the ocean.
00:28:03Trust me.
00:28:05Sorry, were you breaking into my car?
00:28:08Can we borrow it?
00:28:09Just for the afternoon?
00:28:12Of course.
00:28:13Yeah, sure.
00:28:25I'd love it if we could talk.
00:28:27Maybe when you, uh,
00:28:28pick out the car.
00:28:40So we all hate Will now, then?
00:28:42I don't hate anybody.
00:28:43Hate is a poison.
00:28:44I mean, the friction between the old
00:28:46and the new can often feel uncomfortable.
00:28:48Well, then, maybe the new
00:28:49should smooth itself out a bit.
00:28:51Celebrity or Jehovah's?
00:28:53What?
00:28:53Because I'm one of the
00:28:54two Jehovah's up here this week.
00:28:56And I'm not being funny or not,
00:28:57but I don't think I'm for you.
00:28:58No, no, no, no.
00:28:59We're afraid of Tony's.
00:29:00Tony and I,
00:29:01we came here to get her wig.
00:29:04Maybe she's coming down?
00:29:07Uh, Cher, sorry,
00:29:08we're actually in a bit of a hurry,
00:29:09so if you could just...
00:29:10If you think it can intimidate me,
00:29:12you're fucking wrong.
00:29:14I've got a taser in here
00:29:15that because it's 3D printed,
00:29:17I don't know how to use it.
00:29:18Oh!
00:29:19Stop destroying hairpins!
00:29:20Just give us the wig!
00:29:22Did Tony tell you
00:29:22she's been shagging me stepdad?
00:29:24She's torn my family apart!
00:29:26Me mother's had to go impatient!
00:29:29That's almost impossible to defend.
00:29:31Maybe if I try and talk
00:29:32to her one-on-one, I...
00:29:33All right, I'd be happy to try.
00:29:35Um, no offense, Whitney,
00:29:37but I think you might be
00:29:37a bit too American
00:29:39for someone like Cher.
00:29:40Well, Whitney should go.
00:29:41She's always so calm
00:29:42in the face of chaos.
00:29:43Okay, well,
00:29:43she'd probably throw a hairdryer,
00:29:44aren't you, but...
00:29:45Cher?
00:29:46My name's Whitney,
00:29:48and I'm a lightworker
00:29:50specializing in
00:29:50interpersonal relationships.
00:29:52May I come in?
00:29:59What's that?
00:30:07So, you were saying earlier
00:30:08you were looking for a job.
00:30:09What about your, um,
00:30:10wet mouth money?
00:30:11I can't live off that forever.
00:30:13Besides, I need to save that for...
00:30:16I need to save that money.
00:30:19Is Whitney looking for a job,
00:30:21or...
00:30:21Did she make money off TikTok, or...
00:30:23I knew you'd hate her.
00:30:24No, I just...
00:30:25Look, I know.
00:30:26She's kooky and different to you,
00:30:28and she might use words
00:30:29that you think are stupid,
00:30:30but Whitney has helped me
00:30:31so much.
00:30:34When we met, I, uh...
00:30:37I was in a really dark place.
00:30:40I was sat on a beach
00:30:42in Malibu, and I...
00:30:48I'm lucky to have found her.
00:30:50We've basically spent
00:30:51every day together since.
00:30:53Well, then, I'm excited
00:30:55to get to know her better.
00:30:57Hold on.
00:30:59She's boxing up the wig for us.
00:31:01Oh, amazing.
00:31:02So, once we're back
00:31:03at the apartment,
00:31:03I just need to start
00:31:04the staging process
00:31:05straight away.
00:31:06Thanks, Cher.
00:31:07And sorry about your mum.
00:31:09Whitney's right.
00:31:10I need to let her go.
00:31:12Wow.
00:31:12Whitney, you are just
00:31:14so impressive.
00:31:16Personally, if Tony had
00:31:17called me a cunt,
00:31:18I would struggle
00:31:18to get past that,
00:31:19but with the power of light,
00:31:20I guess anything is possible,
00:31:22so...
00:31:23What?
00:31:23Oh, I'm...
00:31:24I'm so sorry,
00:31:25did Whitney not say...
00:31:26Would I?
00:31:27That stepped out
00:31:28shagging rat
00:31:29at the gumption
00:31:30to call me a cunt,
00:31:31Cher.
00:31:32Remember the grounding
00:31:32exercise I taught you?
00:31:34Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:31:36We don't need to be...
00:31:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:31:40no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:47Oh, my God.
00:31:48Oh, God.
00:31:49Have some of that.
00:32:04Crazy to talk.
00:32:11I'm so sorry,
00:32:13you guys.
00:32:15i just i just assumed whitney to share the full truth so
00:32:20i'm such an idiot so no barbie and skipper
00:32:25oh no no no i'll get us in how those stickers are like gold dust it's prints at the roundhouse
00:32:32all over again yeah i've many options but um first i i should probably just call my agent
00:32:42vanessa is still with her oh right yeah after that dinner party yeah eddie told me all about it
00:32:49yeah no things are great well there's actually my new play has been shortlisted for an award so
00:32:53really like a big one yeah i'm like the biggest actually i've never even long listed before so
00:33:02congratulations thanks
00:33:05i have to let me just
00:33:11hello maggie i'm sorry but this graveyard has terrible reception
00:33:15vanessa hi um i'm just wondering if you could help me out i'm trying to get tickets to this
00:33:19thing tonight okay yeah um it's a drag show and um
00:33:26i i don't know if you know anyone who works in that area or
00:33:33sorry maggie i couldn't hear you there are people nearby grieving loudly did you say a
00:33:37drag show like a gay thing yes very gay rupert could probably help rupert rupert everett he's an
00:33:44old friend he'll be at the mandalay club from six if you want to go and ask him he doesn't
00:33:49take calls
00:33:49yeah yeah i i know i know well i'd come with you but hillary mantle snuck a clause into her
00:33:54contract
00:33:55that i had to polish her gravestone once a month after her death i'll send you the address oh thank
00:34:00you so much vanessa
00:34:04done and done we just need to go and schmooze rupert everett and we'll be all gravy
00:34:09rupert everett cool that is cool we can go get change of mind and then head over to the mandalay
00:34:15club
00:34:15oh we actually should go back to our apartment because we kind of need to get settled and
00:34:21like freshen up that that's true but we could meet you at this peg place later
00:34:28right may you don't need us do you of course i'll handle rupert
00:34:49oh hi uh i'm um i'm maggie donovan
00:35:13oh i'm okay thanks i am all set
00:35:17ah that'll be maggie thank goodness you're here oh here i am darling dave arrived
00:35:23ah you must be maggie
00:35:29you know vanessa said she was sending you over i thought finally somebody cares about me
00:35:40now you're a little bit uh little though i need to get the french maid's uniform altered
00:35:47don't start with that i would exqueeze me darling
00:35:50for trying to inject some glamour into the proceedings
00:35:53darling behave this is your third assistant this month
00:35:56what no no no no no sorry no no i'm i'm i'm actually a playwright
00:36:00oh yes darling that's what they all say the last one didn't like the costume either you know
00:36:05you just can't get the star
00:36:07no no seriously no i'm just here to see if you can help me to
00:36:11get tickets for this thing tonight
00:36:15you know it's a teensy little bit early to be asking for favors darling
00:36:20but i admire your spunk
00:36:21oh come on let's go and get a martini
00:36:27no i'm not a bad boss mandy despite what the various court filings may say
00:36:33i'm simply a world-renowned actor with a taste for the finer things in life
00:36:38is that a crime
00:36:46now i do ask that my silk items be hand washed by you in front of me
00:36:52i love to watch
00:36:53look i am not actually your
00:36:57average assistant no i am i'm so much more
00:37:00ah you're a perineal masseuse
00:37:03sure um but i also am just really on top of your schedule
00:37:07in fact you happen to have an appearance at peg tonight so we better get going
00:37:11an appearance at peg what's peg
00:37:13oh it's a really cool gay club you will be introducing two drag queens at their show
00:37:18why the tit would i be doing that i don't do appearances i'm rupert fucking everadult
00:37:22the fee is astronomical
00:37:27why didn't you say so before
00:37:30oh
00:37:32he's fine
00:37:33we're good
00:37:35up
00:37:35see
00:37:44okay
00:38:07oh my god there you are cutting it a bit fine babe where's the wig
00:38:13well
00:38:14oh no
00:38:16sorry tony share wouldn't give a toast to you it's just being very difficult
00:38:19that little bitch
00:38:20i i'm sorry i had to escort rupert inside he capped out here with the cramps
00:38:23the fucking neck of you chef riah
00:38:27shit away
00:38:27oh look it'll be fine
00:38:28hi um we just have a vip with us if we could just
00:38:31name
00:38:31um so we are not on the list but i just know that
00:38:34barbie and skipper would want a gay icon of this caliber in the audience
00:38:37will somebody please give me a fucking upper
00:38:40are you joking
00:38:41it really is him but please just like be cool
00:38:43what have i told you about coming back here
00:38:46daddy needs his upper you
00:38:47oh get him out of here before i call the police
00:38:49please no i think you are mistaken
00:38:50this man's been terrorizing us for years he's the reason the stab has got complex ptsd
00:38:56you're in violation of about 10 restraining orders you utter fuckhead
00:39:00code dharma i repeat code dharma at the front door
00:39:04code dharma
00:39:05oh my god
00:39:05you set my fucking wig on fire
00:39:08yeah and i'll do it again because no one calls shit
00:39:11now you're the punch and gets away with it
00:39:13why'd you tell them that you villains
00:39:15this is why everybody hates straight people
00:39:19straight ish
00:39:21she's not coming in
00:39:22no shit
00:39:22fuck off babes and stay fucked off
00:39:30oh my god
00:39:33oh my god you have to help us get it
00:39:35we are too old for this maggie
00:39:43today was insane but this is not who i am anymore
00:39:48i promise i have changed you will see i will show you
00:39:53i think i can hope
00:39:56what
00:39:58well i didn't want to say anything but i thought
00:40:01you know maybe we need a plan c
00:40:05so i i reached out to my online community
00:40:07and the universe provided me with a dm
00:40:11from a guy whose mom owns this whole club
00:40:14look there is no way that is some weirdo in his basement looking for attention
00:40:18no i think that's him now
00:40:19it is
00:40:20it is
00:40:23it is
00:40:25oh
00:40:25you
00:40:26you
00:40:27you
00:40:30i've been looking for you everywhere i mean not physically but on instagram
00:40:34oh my god
00:40:35this is me
00:40:36wait you know each other
00:40:41i saw something like this in your soul contract remember
00:40:45a cherished old friend would return to your life
00:40:49yeah i had no idea it would be grant listen can you start monday
00:40:54what oh my god look at me getting ahead of myself okay just so excited but it's good luck
00:40:58it's for your day it is it is i love that
00:41:03i love you oh sorry you just did a bump anyway mommy just bought walthamstow and gave me a building
00:41:10so i'm opening a bar and you get to manage it
00:41:13eddie oh my goddess sorry finding eddie a job was our next stop
00:41:20oh amazing let's go inside and talk business
00:41:26eddie but this is such a blessing from the universe
00:41:34okay okay yeah sure i knew you'd say yes okay come with me oh hey guys
00:41:41this is eddie my working class friend come on come on
00:41:46he's your man
00:42:08hello hey maggie sorry it's uh is this in will is it i blocked you years ago
00:42:13oh well i got a new number look don't hang up it's about whitney
00:42:18what about her eddie sent me a few texts when she first got to la and then went completely
00:42:23able not a peep since then and now she reappears with this spiritual guru slash influencer
00:42:31something feels off okay well you're a nerd do some research dig up some dirt for something
00:42:39i can do that piss off princess we're having a party
00:42:43oh
00:42:48oh
00:42:49oh
00:42:50oh
00:42:50oh
00:42:50oh
00:42:51oh
00:42:51oh
00:42:51oh
00:42:57Oh
00:43:43Hey, sorry, I'm just mid-spin. Oh, Maggie, I don't like you using that thing. That's what killed Mr. Big.
00:43:48Yeah, good point. I'll call the other day.
00:43:52So, how are things with Eddie? Is she enjoying her new job?
00:43:57Do you think I made the bar too low?
00:44:01I assumed I'd be incredible at interior design because of my breeding. It's actually kind of hard.
00:44:08Eddie!
00:44:09Yes, Grant?
00:44:10Time Out magazine is coming tonight and it's like you don't even care if they think my bar is enchanting.
00:44:14Look, I know this might come as a surprise to you. I've got other more important things to be directing
00:44:19my mental energy to right now.
00:44:20Like what?
00:44:21Like my own inner peace and how to protect it when different energies come into my soul space.
00:44:26And can old energies merge with new energies or should I just-
00:44:29I went to a bar in Milan where none of the staff wore shoes. Maybe that's the answer.
00:44:35Well, I think she's loving it, yeah. I haven't actually seen her since the drag show but I've just-
00:44:40I've just been really busy with my Depop. I found a load of old Jane Norman tops and the kids
00:44:47are going well for them, so.
00:44:49Will you see her soon, yeah?
00:44:50Oh, sure.
00:44:51Yeah, I just want to let her settle in. I just don't want to seem like a crazy stalker.
00:45:01You know, Grant, Whitney always says that listening is more powerful than talking.
00:45:05Is that aimed at me?
00:45:06I'm a fantastic listener. Look!
00:45:16Fine.
00:45:19Whitney thinks I should cut out...
00:45:23...meat.
00:45:25And I get it, because meat does kind of cause chaos.
00:45:29But I think I'll really, really miss it.
00:45:37You can still talk.
00:45:38Oh, okay.
00:45:40Well, um...
00:45:41I mean, did Whitney ever give meat a chance?
00:45:43Like, did she ever have a Nando's?
00:45:46Uh...
00:45:47Because chicken is not really meat, right?
00:45:49A bird is more of a plant than an animal, so I think you should have as much meat as
00:45:55you can while Whitney's away,
00:45:56and then if it shuffles your chakras, you know you have to give it up for good.
00:46:01Right, listening time's over.
00:46:03Are you sure you have to take the rest of the day off?
00:46:05Very sure.
00:46:07But from anything else, it's basic employment law.
00:46:09Yes, but this is my chance to show mother that I have what it takes to be a nightlife tycoon
00:46:14slash corporate landlord.
00:46:15I've managed to set this place up so it actually functions.
00:46:18Which is all you need to be mentioned in a listicle about hinged eight venues.
00:46:22Yes, I know, but Eddie...
00:46:24Also, isn't the journalist literally your father's mate?
00:46:26You of all people should know how nepotism works.
00:46:28Yes, but I want a big splashy rave.
00:46:31You think I'll get a big splashy rave?
00:46:33I'm not sure what they'd rave about.
00:46:35This place lacks any real... identity.
00:46:39What do you mean?
00:46:40I mean, it's called Lodge by Kay.
00:46:41Who?
00:46:42But there is nothing lodge-y about it.
00:46:50Can I borrow your phone?
00:46:52Ugh.
00:46:53Just make sure you put yourself first.
00:46:56I know Eddie is very important to you, but you've come a long way in the last year...
00:47:00Oh! Ah! I have to go.
00:47:07How dare you hang up on you.
00:47:09I didn't hang up on you, Mum. The conversation was over.
00:47:14Look, I need a shower. Eddie invited me over.
00:47:19I don't know.
00:47:19I've got some disgusting hippie warehouse full of mice and rats and shit.
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:24A friend of Whitney's lent us the place.
00:47:26He's doing a walk across India to raise awareness for people who raise awareness.
00:47:30So you're not paying anything?
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:32Whitney looks after our finances.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Speaking of my girl.
00:47:37Whitney, where's she at?
00:47:38She's so excited to get to know her better.
00:47:41She's out of town.
00:47:42She'll be back tomorrow.
00:47:42What?
00:47:43Oh, that's such a shame.
00:47:45It is, yeah.
00:47:47Just because Thursday's my soul reset day, which Whitney usually supports me through.
00:47:51But I thought maybe you could help instead.
00:47:57Oh.
00:47:57Okay, sure.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59I mean, I've never done a soul recycling before, but I...
00:48:04Maggie, this is my spiritual practice.
00:48:05Don't take the piss.
00:48:07No, no, no.
00:48:07I'm not.
00:48:07I'm really not.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:10I was going to start with a cleansing sound bath.
00:48:12Amazing.
00:48:12I would love to bathe sound.
00:48:14I really...
00:48:15If you're tired, it won't work.
00:48:17You have to focus.
00:48:18No.
00:48:18No, no, I'm not.
00:48:19That was just, like, nervous excitement.
00:48:22Like, I think, like, when a dog yawns.
00:48:25But I really want to know more about it.
00:48:27Like, everything you've learned from Whitney.
00:48:30Because it's obviously helped you a lot.
00:48:32And I think that's really great.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:35Because I need this after a week of full-time Krent.
00:48:38Oh, right.
00:48:39Krent is your boss now.
00:48:40In name only.
00:48:41He knows who's really in charge.
00:48:42He does whatever I say.
00:48:49I've got a shitload of logs here.
00:48:51For a printer for the Goldman Sachs.
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:58Sorry.
00:49:04Let your eyelids slide generously closed over your eyeballs
00:49:10and wait for the sound I make to start moving through your root chakra.
00:49:23Is it, like, one of those sounds that only animals can hear?
00:49:26I'm just warming it up.
00:49:32Can I try?
00:49:42Oh, my God.
00:49:45Is this the thing I'm good at?
00:49:47Wow, Legs.
00:49:48Whitney always says the ball responds best to those with true inner serenity.
00:49:53I do feel super serene.
00:49:55Almost...
00:49:57Overwhelmingly, so.
00:49:58It's almost like I've been...
00:50:09You're so soothing.
00:50:12Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:50:14Wow, Maggie.
00:50:15Are you chanting?
00:50:17Yeah, I learned it in primary school.
00:50:19It's really common in Ireland.
00:50:20I'm on a young, a young bongo.
00:50:29Salamandale.
00:50:32Ah! Jesus, what was that?
00:50:33It's a landline, Maggie.
00:50:35Oh, OK.
00:50:40Hello?
00:50:41No.
00:50:43Wait, Mia, slow down.
00:50:45Jesus!
00:50:46OK, I'm on my way.
00:50:48Just...
00:50:48Stay calm.
00:50:49It's calm.
00:50:50I'm calm.
00:50:54Grant's done something even dumber than I thought him capable of.
00:50:57I have to go down there.
00:50:58Oh, no.
00:51:00I totally understand.
00:51:01We can just, we can hang out another time.
00:51:03Actually, could you come with me?
00:51:05I really need to stay grounded.
00:51:07It would be great if you could be my...
00:51:08soul anchor.
00:51:10Seeing as you're just so mellow today.
00:51:12Absolutely.
00:51:17Oh, it's too hot.
00:51:19OK, guys.
00:51:21The log piles still just look like log piles.
00:51:24Pooey.
00:51:25You've ruined the surprise.
00:51:26Oh, my God.
00:51:28You filled the bar with tiny saunas.
00:51:31OK, I'm just, I'm just...
00:51:34Take a deep breath and think of bedtime.
00:51:39Grant, can you please explain yourself in the least infuriating way possible?
00:51:43When you're a business owner, you have to take risks and be bold.
00:51:47That's according to Jamie Lang's podcast.
00:51:48So I thought, how can I ensure that we get a rave review?
00:51:51Stay home.
00:51:52And then it came to me.
00:51:54Lodge by Kay.
00:51:55Lodge.
00:51:56Ski Lodge.
00:51:58Alpine Luxury.
00:51:59And what do you think when you think Alpine Luxury?
00:52:03Saunas.
00:52:04So you get a drink, and maybe some olives,
00:52:06and then you take those olives into the little hot cup.
00:52:09Isn't that so chic?
00:52:10Right, first things first.
00:52:13Hey, what are you doing?
00:52:14Let's tear off all my saunas!
00:52:15Well, that's very much the idea.
00:52:18Will you just leave and pretend we never saw this?
00:52:21Get rid of the saunas.
00:52:22My saunas? No.
00:52:23This bar cannot house five saunas.
00:52:26The heat will get us shut down.
00:52:28Get rid of them.
00:52:28But I love them.
00:52:29Get rid of the saunas.
00:52:30Or I quit.
00:52:35Size.
00:52:36I'm sorry for the everything.
00:52:38It will all get sorted.
00:52:40Just please don't leave.
00:52:41Mr. John.
00:52:41Are you happy?
00:52:43They're coming to take them away tomorrow.
00:52:45Tomorrow?
00:52:45So after time out comes, call your mate and tell him to come another night.
00:52:50Oh, they're not coming.
00:52:51They text Elliot to say they can't make it.
00:52:53They're sending someone new.
00:52:55A man called TJ.
00:52:57According to his Instagram, he loves social housing and hates the elite, whoever they are.
00:53:03Maybe a band?
00:53:04Thank you, Krentz.
00:53:05That will be all.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:14Why is this still so hot?
00:53:16Apparently they take hours to cool down.
00:53:18Between that and the fact that this place now has the carbon footprint of an airport, he has really out
00:53:22-krented himself.
00:53:22We need to shift these saunas.
00:53:24What happened to the mans with vans?
00:53:26They used to be everywhere.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:28Maybe I can find one on Tinder.
00:53:30I just...
00:53:31Are you okay?
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:34Totally.
00:53:34I think, um...
00:53:35I think the sound bath just really, like, relaxed my muscles, you know.
00:53:38Oh, maybe Jay knows someone.
00:53:40Survivalists have vans, right?
00:53:42Yeah, you have to take this.
00:53:44Aw, thanks, Max.
00:53:46You're really helping me out today.
00:53:49Maybe I can't handle a week without Whitney.
00:54:02I found something.
00:54:04I've been deep in the Wayback Machine all day.
00:54:07And boy, my wrists are tired.
00:54:09How did you know I was here?
00:54:14Did I post this?
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:16What the fuck?
00:54:19Stressedy besties.
00:54:20So, Whitney.
00:54:21She hasn't always been this hippie guru.
00:54:23No, this is her literally three years ago.
00:54:26She was a slime influencer.
00:54:27She was a slime influencer.
00:54:27And she...
00:54:28God, it's hot in here.
00:54:31She's got an internet history as long as my extendable duster.
00:54:33I mean, we need to tell Eddie what we found here.
00:54:36Right.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:39Um...
00:54:39Not, not, not today.
00:54:40Um, today I am an anchor.
00:54:42Right, but...
00:54:43She needs to know who she's going into business with.
00:54:45I'm worried that Eddie has given Whitney money.
00:54:48We need to sit her down right now.
00:54:49Max!
00:54:50Do you still know that drug dealer with the stolen lorry?
00:54:52Um, get in here.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53She'll be with you shortly.
00:54:55Just come.
00:54:55Oh my God.
00:54:57What's his name?
00:54:58Chins?
00:54:58You know, he sold Xanax and poppers.
00:55:00I think Chins found God.
00:55:03Hey!
00:55:04Let's get some music on in here.
00:55:05Come on, let's pop up the jam.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:09Let's dance.
00:55:12Woo!
00:55:12Whoooo!
00:55:13Hey, Guy.
00:55:23Maggie.
00:55:25Maggie.
00:55:26Maggie?
00:55:28Sorry.
00:55:29Sorry, just checking the floor, um, for heat damage.
00:55:33but um none of this um none of this is on fire so can someone help there are two more
00:55:41of these
00:55:42in the abbey lee well what's in there ice i got loads of ice i thought we could make ice
00:55:47sculptures
00:55:47i mean how hard could it be edward scissorhands did it and he was literally part scissor but it's
00:55:52boiling hot in here so we get air corn i mean the planet right no but crain that he coming
00:55:57off
00:55:57these things will melt oh i know i forgot something what are you doing here she she brought me here
00:56:05and then she will not be in there he he is lying he begged me to get in there please
00:56:11don't make me go
00:56:12in the hot place again mommy he was being crazy and i knew that you wanted to be a calm
00:56:17woo woo hippie
00:56:18this is my healing journey no i i didn't mean i knew you were full of no i would i
00:56:24would never
00:56:24two days without whitney and this is what happened just get out both of you get the
00:56:29out of my bar get the out of krent's bar
00:56:42so what do we do now
00:56:47i cannot believe it wasn't the fact that i'm sedated that things up it was just
00:56:51you have a fire in my mouth it's burning me
00:56:56everyone keeps asking me what to do
00:57:00it's like how should i know you know just because i'm the owner of the bar and the only person
00:57:07who
00:57:07stands to benefit financially from its success i should know what i'm doing this affair hey
00:57:13before i lost my vision i remember thinking that the sauna was really nice
00:57:17the seat was comfortable and i love the man in the red cloak who showed me the passage to hades
00:57:22thanks man and maggie you're a good friend you're trying what else can you do
00:57:31oh okay if no one minds i'm gonna take myself to the nearest hospital
00:57:37listen we can turn your stupid fucking saunas into little private rooms pretend it's all on
00:57:42purpose if we can make the whole place look like a proper sleep friends we're gonna go back in there
00:57:48and we're gonna turn your stupid mistake into a beautiful triumph ready what are you doing
00:57:55is that some kind of street code
00:57:57oh
00:58:16i see
00:58:19Oh
00:58:53Listen, it looks worse than it is.
00:58:57Anyone who's ever had their period in a white tankini knows how to clean up a bloodstain, so.
00:59:07Oh, dope, you came. I'll step on your money. It looks nothing if.
00:59:11I saved you a seat.
00:59:18This is impressive. God.
00:59:24Seriously.
00:59:27It actually looks so good.
00:59:32Eddie! OMG! The last 90 minutes have literally been the hardest of my life.
00:59:37I had to learn things and then answer questions and then Maggie had to...
00:59:41her pride by admitting she wasn't so great with a power tool.
00:59:47Right, Crans? It was so funny.
00:59:52We did so many laughs.
00:59:55I really thought I'd come back to somehow even more chaos, but...
01:00:00He...
01:00:01He fixed it.
01:00:04Thank you, Eddie.
01:00:06The timeout man is going to be here any minute.
01:00:09My salepets look fresh.
01:00:10Just get Eddie a jumper, and I'm just going to pee.
01:01:05Do you think he lacks my tree?
01:01:08I think I should talk to him.
01:01:10You have to trust me on this one.
01:01:12That man will not like you.
01:01:15Boyler, just down there, bro.
01:01:18What?
01:01:19I don't have a coat switch.
01:01:21No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:25I didn't touch her.
01:01:26I swear.
01:01:27Oh, God.
01:01:27They're going to find a text I sent to my ex-girlfriend.
01:01:29Maggie!
01:01:30Maggie!
01:01:31It's okay.
01:01:31Don't panic.
01:01:32I think I can get Elton to sing Candle at her fune.
01:01:34No, this can't be.
01:01:35Maggie!
01:01:35You can't do this to me.
01:01:37Maggie!
01:01:38Oh, Mummy.
01:01:40Turn off the big light.
01:01:52And that is as far as we've got.
01:01:58We're still workshopping it, obviously.
01:01:59But I think it's going to be ready for the public really soon.
01:02:04What?
01:02:05Our Scandi Noir murder mystery immersive experience is literally the theme of the part.
01:02:12Did you guys not warn him?
01:02:15We thought it would be fun if he felt real fear.
01:02:19Oh, they forgot to give you your detective costume.
01:02:22You're a detective.
01:02:22No, he's still in character.
01:02:23Eddie, why are you?
01:02:24And he'll give away the ending if we let him.
01:02:28This is his baby.
01:02:28He loved the killing.
01:02:30Yo, I've been to more escape rooms and punch drunk shows than I'd like to admit.
01:02:34But this?
01:02:36This was legit.
01:02:37Yeah.
01:02:38I fucking love it.
01:02:40You do?
01:02:41Yeah.
01:02:42The cozy winter shit?
01:02:43That was boring.
01:02:44But the horribly realistic dead body?
01:02:46Yeah.
01:02:47That was fucking cool.
01:02:49I still feel kind of sick, but Time Out will love this.
01:02:53When's it launch?
01:02:55Let's let Maggie clean up and Kren will tell you all about it.
01:03:00Okay.
01:03:02I can't actually tell you much because I don't really understand that myself.
01:03:09Kren's giving us a massive casting budget.
01:03:11Where do you find actors?
01:03:12Dumbtree?
01:03:13Leave it with me.
01:03:20Genuinely, thanks for today.
01:03:22Oiled Will aside, you're a great soul anchor.
01:03:29I thought you wouldn't be able to accept me.
01:03:32As I am.
01:03:34Now.
01:03:35What?
01:03:36I'd accept you even if you were a Disney adult.
01:03:40Thanks.
01:03:43Whitney was concerned that your chaos would bring me down again.
01:03:47Like it did last year.
01:03:49But you've changed.
01:03:50I can really see that.
01:03:53Will, on the other hand.
01:03:54Wait, what did Will do?
01:03:56He basically declared his love for me.
01:03:58After the abortion.
01:04:00Whitney helped me see how toxic that was.
01:04:02She's helped me so much.
01:04:06It's like, before I met her,
01:04:10I'd been holding my breath.
01:04:15Like, since Dad died.
01:04:17And now.
01:04:20I'm breathing again.
01:04:27I wanted to learn from Whitney.
01:04:31Really.
01:04:33Maybe she could help with my scalp thing.
01:04:37Me and Whitney are moving to Devon.
01:04:39We're starting an intentional community down there.
01:04:42That's where she's been this week.
01:04:46Wow.
01:04:49Well.
01:04:52I've always wanted to spend more time on trains.
01:04:54So, they'll make it work.
01:04:58Maybe tomorrow we can have a real day off together.
01:04:59Eddie.
01:05:01I tried calling you. Are you okay?
01:05:03Hey. Back early.
01:05:05Oh.
01:05:06Maggie's here.
01:05:07She really helped me.
01:05:09There was this whole crint related emergency.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:14Maggie really wants to learn from you, Whit.
01:05:16She responded so well to your techniques today.
01:05:19If that's okay with you.
01:05:21Of course.
01:05:24Anyone with an honest heart is welcome in my world.
01:05:30You look stunning.
01:05:31Do you have a facial or something?
01:05:33I wasn't on vacation, Eddie.
01:05:36I was securing our future.
01:05:38Of course.
01:05:39I'm so sorry.
01:05:40You worked so hard for us.
01:05:44I guess the ocean just did wonders for my inner light.
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:50Wow.
01:05:51Well, that light certainly is blindingly white.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:00Yeah.
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