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00:04what no are you face down on the desk i'm thinking uh-huh it's been over an hour
00:11no has it i haven't heard any typing i think fuck over and over it doesn't count
00:23i know did you want out yeah of course i went out but i have to write
00:27keep me locked until dinner okay do we let you out no that was a test right i can't inspiration
00:42that's the spirit love you fuck you too
01:11does it suck no no it's great and diane the mother it's gold trust me
01:31there's the phone hello les hello yeah it's me look outside
01:35okay well the door is still locked i know i first found you dangling from the garden
01:39house i think it was a great different side right
01:41oh my yes i did a thorough inspection um no bugs of any kind what about roomba shut down magoo
01:46aborted are you going to work yeah i have to please don't i'll hide in your pocket i won't make
01:52a sound
01:52the lab is a very dangerous place a lot of uncontrolled variables what am i supposed to
01:55do sit around and wait i'll go crazy you could explore the doll house it's just our house with
02:00bad drapes and broken chairs i know everything isn't perfect but look closer there's more there
02:04is yeah what about the 162 bottle dual zone fully stocked wine fridge and i bet you just walked right
02:09by the total body massage chair that a former investor gifted martin that i miniaturized it martin
02:12didn't want it no no he's electric to touch but the doll house started as kind of just miniature
02:17research and i got carried away i don't know that's my heart is it's racing you know am i am
02:22i okay
02:22does it have to do with my size do i need to be worried no just a little panic attack
02:25maybe but
02:26it'll pass just breathe there you go okay but les are you really so close yes but really though
02:35really trust me
02:57i'm in a doll house i'm safe i'm just i'm just anxious i need a cappuccino
03:06yeah i have food
03:09oh my god
03:26have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being jesus jolly christ are you nuts
03:31vivian has got this place on lockdown and you want to shrinky dink chunky public it was just a
03:35question okay wait well here's a question we have 28 days before we lose our shirt so can you
03:42stick to corn yeah head in the other direction make one baby it's just a passing thought great
03:46well we will pass unless you know hey i don't want to quash creativity you know look but there
03:51likely be hundreds of animal trials maybe thousands and realistically of course animal trials yeah yeah
03:58what was i thinking you'd be scared there for a minute martin i would never minister the human
04:01being without say using i don't know cats or some other animal as a test case first that would be
04:05insane yeah negligent even you're my rock where would i be without you high school physics teacher
04:16you're in my office it was unlocked well should be i unlocked it why i wanted to make sure you
04:21got
04:21this new protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding you'll find an electronic
04:25copy in your inbox and this so i can keep track of your every movement no more secrets dr little
04:32john
04:32i don't have secrets everyone has secrets is that a cat no my chair squeaks
04:45hold on i do not have time for this neither do you
04:55hey you ready to go on a fantastic voyage mr google help me and help lindy yeah
05:08oh wait i donated all of this to goodwill didn't i space golem
05:15last shrunk everything
05:20this was my night
05:24but what if it doesn't fit what if it does
05:42beautiful okay can we get one of justin's
05:44all mine to me okay so if you pop it square and your next big idea tomato red
05:55you go he's not a coat rack you know it's okay i'm moving each of y'all's crack a country
06:03these are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat to remain unseen unexamined
06:09comfortably small but this incredible prize is a beacon of courage reminding me that when you take
06:19that risk and when you make that risk and when you make that leap and when you refuse to be
06:23small
06:24that is when great things happen i need to thank my agent and my publisher and most importantly
06:32my book editor terry girl we did it thank you so so much from the bottom of my heart i
06:37could not
06:37have done it without you and with that i am speechless thank you love you
06:47oh my goodness one more one more sorry i saved the best for last because i never forget my husband
06:52less less little john you did it no seriously he chained me to my computer and locked me in my
06:55office so that i would finally finish this book there is no book without you so love you thank you
07:11so
07:20terry oh god oh
07:25fuck
07:27this is this is
07:30uh 917
07:34917
07:35Seven, five, who remembers anyone's number anymore?
07:44Star 69, is that still a thing?
07:46Maybe star 69, okay.
07:52Lindy, Lindy, is this an emergency?
07:53My life is an emergency.
07:54What happened, what happened?
07:55Okay, listen, I didn't want to tell you, okay?
07:56But I did something bad, well, I didn't do it.
07:57I mean, it wasn't my fault,
07:58but I just need, I need Terry's number.
07:59Terry?
08:00It's a long story, and I'm not gonna say anything about,
08:01you know, I just, but I need to speak to her.
08:03Okay, well, just take a breath,
08:04and I won't say relax or calm down.
08:06Please don't.
08:06But just know that I'm taking care of everything,
08:07and it will only be a couple more days,
08:09and then call Terry, okay?
08:10No, Les.
08:11Just, you know, enjoy the house,
08:13and eat and drink, and try on another dress,
08:15and I'll be home before you know it.
08:18Lindy, are you still there?
08:19Yeah, I'm still there.
08:19Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
08:25Okay, you know what, you're right, I will.
08:26All right, bye, Les.
08:30We need to retrace our steps.
08:38Yes?
08:39Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
08:43Who are you again?
08:43I'm Janet, in Richard's department.
08:46Yes, Richard, where is Richard?
08:47He's having a polyp removed.
08:48He'll be back shortly.
08:49So what do you need, Janice?
08:49Janet, sorry, Carl, Carl, the chemical freezer's the new protocol.
08:54Oh, the fucking protocol!
08:57It's, um...
08:57What is that?
08:58Oh, I think that was installed overnight.
09:00What for?
09:00For, um, motivation.
09:02What?
09:02The 30-day deadline.
09:03As for the contract.
09:04Yes, I got it!
09:07Carl, I'll talk to Vivian.
09:08I'll be your security clearance, okay?
09:12What?
09:13Something wrong with the reader?
09:15Um, it says employee.
09:17What's your say?
09:19Employee.
09:19My badge is the same as Janice's?
09:26Dozens.
09:30Hundreds.
09:32Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper.
09:34It does 21.
09:36Couple of days my ass face go in.
09:38Trust me.
09:42Is it wrong I don't want to go?
09:44No, it's not wrong, but...
09:46New York.
09:47St. Louis.
09:48New York.
09:49I think you're going to love it.
09:50I mean, the house is huge.
09:52We're going to have so much space, and your office is bigger than this apartment.
09:54And we have a pool.
09:56I love pools.
09:57And I love you.
10:00I love you.
10:01Why else would I live in New York before St. Louis?
10:05Lindy, I get it.
10:06I did get it.
10:07You just got to the top.
10:08We're leaving New York.
10:10But I'll be missed, right?
10:12And then I'll be back.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:16How long again, do you think?
10:17Two years.
10:18Maybe three tops.
10:20Two, three.
10:21That's perfect.
10:22My next book will be written.
10:23Terry will be thrilled.
10:24It's going to be great.
10:25Trust me.
10:28I do.
10:31I don't.
10:34I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't.
10:36I'm his fucking lab rat.
10:37I'm his sixth-inch tall Nobel Prize.
10:41Someone's here.
10:44I'm his sixth-inch tall Nobel Prize.
10:46Lindy?
10:46It's me, Richard.
10:48Richard!
10:48Richard!
10:50Richard!
10:51Hello?
10:52Richard!
10:54Richard!
10:55The office.
11:00Lindy!
11:02I'm going to go around the back!
11:30Hey!
11:30Huh?
11:31Who are you?
11:32No!
11:32What the fuck are you doing?
11:33No, what the fuck are you doing?
11:34No, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
11:35Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:37You must be a Lulu.
11:38Why do you know my name?
11:39Because I work with your dad at the lab.
11:41My name's Richard.
11:42Okay, Richard from the lab.
11:43Are you stalking us?
11:44Stalking? No, no, no, no.
11:45No, no, not stalking.
11:46I was in the neighborhood, and I just thought I'd come by and wish the family a Merry Christmas
11:50and, you know?
11:51And peep into the windows?
11:52My dad's not even home, which you should know, working in his lab and all.
11:58See?
11:59I am an employee.
12:00And a physicist.
12:01And a creep.
12:02Okay.
12:03Okay.
12:03I am seeing this from your vantage point, and I understand the intimations therein.
12:07So I will not bend your ear any longer.
12:10Okay, so maybe you could just take these, write another home, and, you know, wish your
12:14mother a Merry Christmas for me.
12:16Is she home writing?
12:16My mom doesn't write.
12:17She doesn't write.
12:18Okay.
12:18You can go now, Richard, from the lab.
12:20I am going to go.
12:21I'm just going to go.
12:22Yeah.
12:22Sorry for your troubles, and Merry Crimbo.
12:27Whatever.
12:44One semester down.
12:45Seven to go.
12:46Unless you graduate early, like me.
12:48Love, Dad.
12:55In the name of science, these protocols must end.
12:58No.
12:59No?
13:00No.
13:02I cannot do my work with these protocols in place.
13:05How can you not see that?
13:06I see a frustrated employee.
13:12I am also just a scientist standing in front of another scientist asking her if she really
13:20believes that protocols are more important than changing the world.
13:23How do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough on a precipice of
13:27something monumental when the only thing that matters is the work?
13:30You don't eat.
13:31You don't sleep.
13:31You don't see your family.
13:32What family?
13:33It's just the work.
13:34It's the science.
13:35It's the math.
13:36It's the vision.
13:37Come on.
13:38You feel it, too.
13:39You know I'm going to crack this wide open and change the world.
13:41So join me as partners.
13:43Not corporate versus labor, but scientist to scientist.
13:47Let's make history together.
13:50Partners.
13:51Partners.
13:55Is that a cat?
13:55What?
13:56No.
13:56I hear everything.
13:57I see everything.
13:58I can even smell everything, Dr. Littlejohn.
14:01Show me.
14:01Show you.
14:03In the name of science.
14:04Show me.
14:06It was the last unauthorized experiment, I swear.
14:08I didn't even know what I was thinking.
14:17I do.
14:18You're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables, Dr. Littlejohn.
14:20Am I?
14:21I don't usually underestimate men.
14:22Oh.
14:23Well then, yes I am.
14:24I am going to have to confiscate her.
14:25Is that necessary?
14:26She's now company property.
14:27She's a he, Mr. Magoo.
14:29You named him.
14:35How wonderful.
14:39I would consider lifting a few of the protocols should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals
14:44find their way back to the lab ASAP.
14:45Uh huh.
14:45One water truck, one remote control, two anvil cases.
14:47Yeah, I did hear something about that.
14:48Let me see what I can do.
14:50He's so warm.
14:51He is warm.
14:55Of course.
14:57Temperature.
14:57Um, so you'll take good care of him?
15:00The best.
15:00I mean, yes.
15:02And you'll keep track on smiles?
15:03Yes.
15:04And this will be our little secret animal trial?
15:05Yeah?
15:06And you will inform me immediately of any abnormal results?
15:08Yes?
15:09I love this cat.
15:10Fine, yes.
15:10Go.
15:16We'll be best friends.
15:17Forever.
15:30Hey, Wendy.
15:31Sweetie.
15:31Um, just picking up a few things and I'm heading back to the lab.
15:34You okay?
15:34Uh, yeah.
15:35Good.
15:35Yeah.
15:36I found the wine.
15:37Gonna take a nap.
15:40Well, hello to you too, Dolores.
15:44I can get to the lab.
15:45See what he's hiding.
15:47Yeah.
15:47It's a long way down, but...
15:49Okay.
15:50Right?
15:51I agree.
15:52Let's do it.
16:17Dad.
16:19Lulu.
16:19You're home.
16:20Yeah.
16:20You told me to come home?
16:23For the vows?
16:24At the gray house?
16:24Oh yes, of course.
16:25The vows.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Where's mom?
16:27Oh, so good to see you.
16:28It's so good to see you.
16:30So how was the last semester and your finals?
16:32Good.
16:33Good.
16:33Fantastic.
16:34Good.
16:35Yeah, it runs in the genes.
16:36You love science.
16:37Um, hey.
16:38Some weird guy from your lab came here.
16:40What?
16:40Who?
16:41Richard.
16:41Why?
16:42I don't even think he know.
16:43Oh, well, he's harmless.
16:44He's not a doctor, but he's a good scientist.
16:46Dad.
16:47Yeah?
16:47You're being really weird.
16:48I am?
16:49We've been hugging for like five minutes.
16:50Sorry.
16:51I'm happy to see you.
16:52My work's being crazy and...
16:53Speaking of crazy, where's mom?
16:54Oh, she's...
16:57We gotta get a bit of water from the kitchen.
16:58We're in the kitchen.
16:59A deeper kitchen.
17:00Um, so I think mom, uh, has had, um...
17:04An emotional breakdown?
17:05No, no, no.
17:05Shh.
17:06Oh, is she upstairs?
17:08Yeah, yeah.
17:08No, no, she's not.
17:09Yeah, she's...
17:10Your mom has gone.
17:11To the, to the, to the gray house.
17:13Yeah.
17:13Okay.
17:14So Hurricane Lindy is tracking northeast.
17:16What can I do with you?
17:16Don't say that.
17:17I don't know what you're talking about.
17:18She's gotta be like at least a five, am I right?
17:19Oh, these phrases you're using, that's not a nice thing to say at all.
17:25What's with the dollhouse?
17:26Huh?
17:26What's that tube for?
17:27Well, I'm cleaning it because I wanted to decorate it for the holidays.
17:29Like, festive.
17:29You're still shrinking things for the dollhouse?
17:31Oh, fuck.
17:31Let me see.
17:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:34Dad.
17:34What?
17:35Are you okay?
17:35Yeah, I'm okay.
17:36I'm fine.
17:36But you, I think, I think you should rest.
17:38You gotta rest.
17:39You gotta rest, honey.
17:39Because you've been traveling from college and there's a lot.
17:41And I'm, you know what?
17:42I'm gonna fill your fridge downstairs with so much, so much good stuff that you won't even
17:45feel the need to come upstairs.
17:45And better still, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give you my card.
17:48And so you can just get whatever you want.
17:49That's all good.
17:50I knew it.
17:51I'm the villain.
17:54Yeah.
17:56Fuck that.
17:57Stick to the plan.
17:59That's my ride.
18:03Shit.
18:04Yeah, it's good.
18:05Right.
18:06Get me Debra.
18:07At New York or not?
18:08I know what I said.
18:09Get her.
18:09Okay, so two words.
18:10George Saunders.
18:12Two more.
18:12Get her.
18:18I've got Debra.
18:22Debra!
18:23Hi!
18:23The happiest of holidays to you and yours.
18:25Absolutely not.
18:26Oh, hear me out.
18:27This isn't about me.
18:28I, um, I didn't submit Lindy's story vis-a-vis my, uh, misstep regarding Mr. Saunders.
18:33And allow me to sincerely apologize once again for besmirching the New Yorker's reputation
18:37in the process.
18:38Uh, my humble request comes at the behest of the author, who has a few minor tweaks and
18:42would love to hold off publishing until a later date.
18:44I heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprint.
18:47If there's anyone that you think I should meet, say the word.
18:49Oh, quite the opposite.
18:51Vis-a-vis your humble request, fuck right off.
18:55Hey, so that was brutal.
18:57Get me David Remnick.
18:58Oh, God.
18:58Going over Debra's head.
18:59Can't wait.
19:00Okay.
19:03I got David.
19:05David Remnick, my old pal.
19:07Happiest of holidays to you and yours.
19:09Yeah, it's Debra.
19:10Nice try.
19:11Fuck off.
19:11So out.
19:17Wendy?
19:20Wendy?
19:22Wendy?
19:23Wendy?
19:33Wendy?
19:38Wendy?
19:42Presents, man.
19:42He's what we're doing.
19:43He said, we are all over the years before the first two.
19:44I'm sorry, but we've all over the years.
19:45Not the one.
19:46I don't know why.
19:46I'm sorry.
19:47I'm sorry.
19:47I'm sorry.
19:51I'm sorry.
20:03What the fuck?
20:06I'm so weary.
20:20Please.
20:22Richard, here are my...
20:23Were you at my house earlier?
20:24Um, no, I was in the neighborhood.
20:27Stop, stop.
20:27I don't care.
20:28Don't do it again.
20:29Reset.
20:30Richard, here are my thoughts.
20:31The regrowth reaction has become two exothermic,
20:33and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate into the solution to control the temperature.
20:37To aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
20:40Thoughts complete.
20:41Bob's implemented starts.
20:42NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive and NO3 negative ions.
20:47Complete.
20:48Bob, implement his thoughts.
20:58Complete.
21:05Let's make history.
21:27Five seconds.
21:31Ten seconds.
21:35I knew it.
21:37He can't do it.
21:39Fifteen seconds.
21:42Twenty seconds.
22:00A significant success.
22:01Subject expanded to regular size for 30.8 seconds.
22:04An increase of 28.7 seconds.
22:07Huge progress in the name of science.
22:09Richard.
22:10Oh, I'll be explainer.
22:13That sounded like it came from in there.
22:16So good.
22:22Let me...
22:23You fucking liar!
22:26Oh, maybe we should give him some privacy.
22:30I've done this 30 seconds and explode!
22:32Oh, you don't know what you saw.
22:33I'm so close.
22:34My tiny fucking ass!
22:35No, I've never let you explode.
22:36I'm...
22:36Fuck you!
22:37No, no, no.
22:37Let me...
22:39I'm going to slow down!
22:42You can't keep me prisoner!
22:44I'm not a fucking lab rat!
22:45Listen to me.
22:45No!
22:46Never!
22:47I want to tell the world what you've done to me!
22:49Lydia, no!
22:50I don't trust you.
22:51How long until you can fix me?
22:54For real.
22:55I need the truth!
22:59I don't know.
23:02You don't know.
23:04That's the truth.
23:05You can't say when.
23:06It could be tomorrow.
23:07But it could be weeks.
23:09Months.
23:09Never!
23:10No, not never.
23:11My theory is sound.
23:12I just need to figure out the math.
23:14And I know it must have looked like a disaster.
23:15But I'm making really good progress.
23:17You know, yesterday was two seconds, today is over 30.
23:19I'm scared.
23:20Is this my new life?
23:22No.
23:22It's temporary.
23:23I promise.
23:25I want to trust you, but I can't.
23:28In a minute!
23:29We'll just go.
23:30Okay, well, I'm going to need you to get on my desk drawer to hide.
23:33My height, my autonomy, and not my dignity.
23:36Please.
23:37I'm going to need something, too.
23:38Anything.
23:39Stop locking me in the dollhouse.
23:40Well, that's for your safety, but fine.
23:41Lose the cameras.
23:43Yeah, I know you're spying on me.
23:44Also for your safety.
23:46And I'm not spying on you.
23:46There's no audio on them in a series of daily chickens.
23:48Oh, like a mental patient?
23:49Like a loving husband with a miniature wife.
23:51Fine.
23:52Then I need a working laptop and toothpaste that I like, and my lipstick.
23:57My favorite lipstick's in my purse.
23:59Come in!
24:00Ah!
24:00Sorry, sorry, sorry.
24:01Too loud.
24:02Yes.
24:03Yes.
24:03Fine.
24:03Deal.
24:04Make a list.
24:08Love you.
24:10Fuck you, too.
24:31Oh, God!
24:35I'm home.
24:36Terry.
24:39Come on.
24:41Oh, for God.
24:42Shit!
24:43Come on.
24:47Okay.
25:01Is she dead?
25:02What?
25:02Who?
25:03Is who dead?
25:04Lindy?
25:04You thought I died?
25:06That's the only reason Les would call me.
25:07You sounded...
25:08Scared.
25:08I was.
25:09Oh, that means the world to me.
25:11I have no idea.
25:13Wait, how do you think I died?
25:14What were you imagining?
25:16Threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal.
25:19Uh-huh.
25:20Yeah, but you're gonna fix that.
25:21Lindy, I tried.
25:22Tried, period.
25:23That sounds very defeatist.
25:24That's not you.
25:25Come on.
25:26I really, really, really, really need that.
25:28I hate to say it, but this isn't my fucking problem.
25:29Your ex-emotional...
25:30Whatever, fuck.
25:31Let the story in.
25:32I'm about to get my own imprint.
25:33I cannot be associated with this shit.
25:35What about our friendship?
25:36Is this friendship?
25:37Or business?
25:37Both.
25:38Well, that's...
25:39That's the problem, isn't it?
25:40The lines have blurred.
25:42And we haven't conducted business in 15 years.
25:45Look, Lindy, I love you.
25:47I always will, but...
25:48What?
25:49You're toxic.
25:51It doesn't matter who turned the story into the New Yorker.
25:53It's out there.
25:54And if it's out there and you have to deny it, you're toxic.
25:59I see.
26:00Well, then by that logic, if I were to put it out there that you knew about the story
26:05and encouraged me to submit it anyway,
26:07and then you had to deny it, you're toxic.
26:10But you wasn't.
26:11No.
26:12Not if it's friendship, but if it's just business.
26:17I'll keep you posted, friend.
26:18Oh, thank you, friend.
26:23Oliver!
26:24Your friendship is so toxic, I love it.
26:25Get me Jackie fucking bull in my fucking office fucking tomorrow.
26:27Thank you, God.
26:28Conclusions.
26:29The regrowth process induced excessive molecular tension surpassing substrutal limits of plant
26:32cells.
26:33This tension compounded by a sudden and extreme rise in temperature triggered a chain reaction.
26:37This is key.
26:38Hello?
26:38It's me!
26:39I've been miniaturized!
26:40I'm in the laboratory.
26:41I'm in Lester's death store.
26:42He's taking me home to a dollhouse!
26:43Help me!
26:43I'm in the detonation.
26:44Bang!
26:45And so...
26:45Wait, what?
26:46Recommend Richard.
26:46What?
26:47What?
26:47Personal call.
26:48Hang up!
26:49I'm sorry.
26:50No, right now!
26:50Come get me!
26:50I'm in the door!
26:51I'm in the door!
26:51Open the de-
26:51The top de-
26:52Hello?
26:54Apologies.
26:54It was, um, it was my mother.
26:56It's just a tiny issue.
26:59Recommendations.
27:00Immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound X-44.
27:03Do we read?
27:08Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me?
27:12Lindy.
27:12Wouldn't want Hurricane Lindy blowing through your special bond.
27:15What was it?
27:15Category 5?
27:17What category is shrinking your wife to 6 inches tall?
27:19It was 5, yeah.
27:21I'm very sorry.
27:23What is the matter now, anyway?
27:25I think it would traumatize her.
27:27I think she'd blame me.
27:30I should probably move the dollhouse.
27:31Oh, my prison.
27:33Within my prison.
27:34You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says-
27:37Fuck that bitch!
27:38Whoa, Lindy!
27:39That is a red light reaction.
27:40Can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response?
27:48Silence is the silent killer of a relationship.
27:52I will take my foot off the brake, and although I may sit here quietly, it's not silence.
27:57I feel that we have achieved a yellow light, and we'll proceed with caution.
28:00But as Dr. Carmichael says, why don't we revisit us in the morning?
28:07I, as half of us, agree.
28:14Well, this, um, this is the GMO tomato that stands for Genetically Modified Organism.
28:18And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, uh, revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it.
28:23The GMO tomato, um, is disease and pest resistant.
28:26Um, it has a longer shelf life, it has enhanced nutrition, and it reduces the need for fertilizers.
28:30So, win, win, win, win, win!
28:31Ha!
28:32Smells good, too.
28:41Sam, incarcerated.
28:44Bill, grandpa, Warren, great-grandpa.
28:48Jeff, gross.
28:56Oh!
28:57That's not how you spell Little Chomp, Mr. Magoo.
29:13Ah!
29:14Ah!
29:16Ah!
29:17Ah!
29:18Ah!
29:20Ah!
29:20There we go.
29:41This is gonna be less than a big job of green life, baby.
29:46Ah!
29:47Ah!
29:48Ah!
29:50Ah!
29:50Ah!
29:50Richie?
29:52Ah!
29:52Ah!
29:53Wait!
29:53Are you real?
29:54I come bearing me, my love.
29:57Elise.
29:59Richie!
30:03This place...
30:05is dead to me.
30:13that's my daughter
30:20richie oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you
30:26you shrunk yourself
30:27i did i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
30:32oh you'll get used to that it's loud that's less that's less yeah he's walking around what
30:37that's nice you need to hide oh that says do not enter ever no we're not it's fine
30:41that was really bad
30:49good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
31:01oh is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything can happen okay enough with that
31:06already wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
31:14and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly
31:19truly sorry about that oh um the red lipstick and toothpaste
31:26oh i but i will monetize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so
31:30it's a little
31:31bit smaller and haylton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround thank you oh and
31:36about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak to her about the
31:39accident
31:40about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful i appreciate that thank you about
31:46you and the accident um i do think that our current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could
31:51see her blaming you if not handled properly and so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's
31:56marital toolbox and employing the upf tool do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm open and
32:02i'm present we stick to the definition of united parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i
32:07apologized and i have grown fine this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in
32:18the room fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
32:22got it no problem bye oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear you're not going there there are
32:40cameras though but we have time he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change um
32:48how did you get up here i'll show you
32:55richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
33:01too
33:01of course you do
33:10follow me
33:14freedom oh you're a genius richie well i actually am now but there's more more but i love stairs
33:22what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us all
33:27the
33:27way
33:34you thought of everything and i brought everything everything every thing wait how did you get past
33:41the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a
33:46little
33:55more
33:55in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night and i wake up
33:58to find a gun
33:59pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must answer correctly or he'll pull the trigger
34:04the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation isolation isolation isolation
34:13janet it's janet that's what i said oh um yes we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking
34:18a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one i don't understand the sentence he's not here today
34:22nor will he be here tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and his loved one
34:25has recovered can you do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company
34:29policy precludes disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new
34:33richard temporarily reset where was i richard uh janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation
34:40as a chain we can posit that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth
34:44instability so we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there
34:49in the principle of last action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d
34:54oh maybe not h hat try four pi epsilon naught try five pi epsilon naught no no seven okay you
35:04know
35:04what make it a hundred good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new
35:10boss
35:11hilton smith you know me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question
35:16for each and every one of you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy
35:21seems smart
35:22hilton good to see you we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i've had in-and
35:25-out burgers flown
35:26in from california in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on
35:32a very
35:32tight schedule in my lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday
35:35clock looming over us that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab
35:41you these people every millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right
35:46now
35:46it's burger time fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone
35:56come on let's go burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth
36:01so science can come on your brain oh hey i got animal style for you awesome les my suggestion eat
36:06every last bite of your burger
36:23lulu steffi i'm gonna pull over
36:28hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
36:33so
36:33right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i gotta keep this job now that i'm like
36:35a sears
36:36college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i uh i go
36:41to forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology uh
36:48gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours um how's uh good made it
36:54through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking about you she always liked you
36:58know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked why we stopped hanging out oh what
37:04did you
37:04say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't kidding okay yeah i get it okay
37:09you you fit
37:10in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit in i think you wanted to be an asshole easy
37:13there psych 101
37:14i'm just saying i remember you know like before before before you decided you want to get the
37:18fuck out of here we used to laugh a lot mr jones
37:34okay well it was good to see you tonight i know the door guy at crabby pete's no idea necessary
37:39well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school hmm a warm room hard path
37:44come my college friends they don't know you clean slate you could guess have fun or i could
37:51ugh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like you're buying you know it it's good to see you cracking a
37:59smile sardonically right yeah i'll text you bye
38:02bye
38:14is this how you got in oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
38:21the bistro at washoe campus square snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest sorry
38:26what is going on right now oh okay i forgot one thing richie how did you get in the house
38:32oh i
38:32watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you can learn like anything on youtube like anything
38:41oh
38:41oh
38:41shit shit just freeze
38:48oh
38:58that was a good idea
39:01run no come on run
39:14oh
39:15i present jackie baldwin hi hi take a seat miss leland the the flight was just heavenly oh you got
39:22a little
39:22taste of first class oh miss leland oh terry oh well i'm sorry miss leland would you um i'm sorry
39:29i'm pinching me so i know i'm not dreaming this is crazy let me just a little squeeze
39:36see jackie this is real i'm real the uh the six figure book deal i'm offering is very real oh
39:42my
39:42goodness professor little john sending me to you is just too real i mean miss leland how do i even
39:48begin to thank her well i should be thanking her for sending you to me lindy is a once in
39:52a
39:52generation writer a voice that cuts through the noise a book editor gets one of those if she's lucky
39:55and here i am starting on my second you are just one signature away i'm adding your name to my
40:00own
40:00imprint
40:06oh sorry
40:14you know terry i should probably have my lawyer look at this first
40:19you have a lawyer she's close by how close because i uh do need to be getting back to it
40:25well i'm sure you have a minute for a once in a generation writer you're a quick study
40:30i unleash hell no one's line you got my text sure did terry meet how i'm a lawyer and her
40:37cousin
40:38one's remote oh you might want to check your phone
40:46oh i see
40:49looks like we both have a google alert for professor will john
40:53okay here it is buried an nda good thing i know where to look
40:58we're not total rooms excuse me i just need to use the restroom i won't be a moment
41:04the old heave ho elevator elevator
41:16oh
41:20tough day
41:26takes the shine
41:27cool
41:42don't you don't know what i was going to say enlighten me that was
41:43bullshit this is still my lab i am the head scientist follow me
42:05is this
42:05is this allowed no does hilton know no no so i guess everybody does have secrets and now we have
42:12two but in the name of science he looks happy is that your scientific assessment yeah observation
42:20is foundational so beyond observation how's he doing strong vitals good appetite clean fluids
42:24solid feces what more could one ask for also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing
42:29interesting but not harmful quite the opposite happy as you've observed is accurate
42:34don't waste your energy on hilton's antics think of him like an overbearing father with a sense of
42:38humor akin to pull my finger there is no pleasing him and he can only please himself
42:44i have been told that um an overbearing father figure is a trigger for me a scientist who's been to
42:49therapy yeah since we've got a personal i know um that no problem with me but i have been to
42:53therapy
42:53couples therapy so here you go you are surprising which is surprising i'll bite i can do personal
43:03how did it go okay i'll bite back um it's ongoing dare i say complicated vision you have no idea
43:08less
43:09you got my name right you just called me less which please do
43:21is this an awful app at union station on market street richard what's the
43:25fucking plan gotcha okay you've had a phone this whole time okay because i asked for help and you
43:31brought me a piece of fucking pie but we have a phone okay so here's the plan hit me i
43:37richard
43:37paul ware willingly sacrifice my natural size and myself in the name of love for the greatest love
43:43story ever told you will pen our story inspiring lovers for generations to come thereby earning a
43:48second pulitzer then we will live out our days in the dollhouse as tiny people but only in size not
43:53in spirit not in heart happily ever after that's that's the plan yeah that's the plan so you uh i
44:02just want why though would you shrink yourself without a plan to make us big again richard i mean
44:11you have no fucking plan at all do i have that right well no oh my god why did i
44:15think that you
44:15would have any answers i thought you were gonna save me oh my god no no no less than the
44:20team are gonna
44:21solve the formula eventually like they're so close once they solve it we can choose tiny bodies big
44:26love big bodies big love shoes you think i would choose this uh it's a run out of battery i
44:31should
44:31have i should have packed the charger but i put the pie in instead because you said it was your
44:34favorite
44:34i'm walking away before i punch you in the throat what i wait wait should i follow you no the
44:40train
44:40has left the station okay i'm gonna get the next train i'm gonna get the next no it's the end
44:44of the
44:45line richard all right at the end of the metaphor okay all right do not fucking quote shakespeare
44:52lindy 15 years of silence not 15 years of silence but 15 years of silence and and now my dream
44:59my
44:59imprint my publishing imprint perry leland publishing simple elegant dignified sleeping through my manicured
45:07fingers does she care no does she demand more yes are we still friends i don't know
45:20you help her who helps you
45:25me
45:28transactional relationships are unsustainable
45:33and lonely
45:38you were good people i know at least 30 people who would disagree with you about that
45:44more opinions that don't equal truth
45:49you are so wise
45:58you got me in a twist
46:01i like that a lot
46:11may i may ask are you married you may
46:18oh are you married in a way is he or she he he is he um alive in a way
46:25oh we're starting with
46:26alive isn't the term alive binary in its nature a living organism is considered alive if it exhibits
46:31certain characteristics that differentiates it from non-living matter in a way my husband cannot
46:34be differentiated from non-living matter may i ask no we're done here but it felt good to share
46:40oh no what i think mr magoo is having a seizure seizure what she could die okay i can't lose
46:46her
46:46her uh yeah i'm sorry him clearly are you okay yes i just love the cat okay
46:51the seizure has stopped his heart rate is back to normal okay good my heart is racing
46:58your pulse is excessively high the wrist excessively sweaty
47:03nothing can happen to that cat okay mr magoo is fine i'm more worried about you
47:08i appreciate your concern come on where is she oh come on where is she where is she where is
47:22she
47:30i'm utterly alone
47:42i was just looking for you why i wanted to tell you how much i loved your speech
47:47what are your notes professor no notes very efficient use of your words yeah sure right
47:52fishing again listen i know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation but i wondered if you
47:57and i could go get milkshakes at mandy's not 10. yeah i know i just thought it would be you
48:05know nostalgic
48:06yeah you busted me i'm so uncool so it's just ice cream what do you think okay i can't um
48:14i'm leaving
48:15for where college it's june college starts in the fall didn't dad tell you he got me like some
48:20internship or observation whatever thing no no dad did not dad did not what lose summer plans i didn't
48:29tell you no well it was very last minute um i thought i told you sorry
48:39where are you going
48:42didn't i tell you
48:48you're the second person today drowning sorrows in a milkshake oh yeah huh was it another mother
48:57it was me
49:00how are you sad ever i asked you the same thing but i brought your work and i mean that
49:05with all
49:05respect and head to chest do i know you no no no i know you and i love you in
49:13full transparency i work
49:14at the lab with your husband oh well too bad
49:22yeah
49:27you know
49:30i would be remiss if i didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much i admire
49:34and adore your no but no look your ability to capture the weight the burden of the mother's
49:40complicated emotional relationship not only with the daughter but with herself come on that is a
49:44master class it is a master class in dimension and in the heartbreak and in a lesser writer's hand
49:48it could come across as cartoonish or salacious but i was i am you know it stays with you and
49:53deeply
49:53moved by the daughter's ability to thrive under the complex emotional circumstances thrust upon her
49:59it is a hero's journey underneath a comedic cry for help
50:06i just wanted to give that daughter a hug it's reductive i know but it's true
50:15i could really use the hug this might be overstepping but i would be happy to provide one
50:23okay
50:38is this okay that's perfect
50:43your mom's here yeah okay thank you barb
50:48i should i should go okay she doesn't like to drive at night the sun's out it's setting
51:05i am alone i am alone we're all alone
51:12oh
51:17oh
51:18oh
51:19oh
51:20oh
51:22oh
51:22oh
51:23Ahh!
51:24Ahh!
51:29No!
51:30I don't want to!
51:35Ahh!
51:41Ahh!
51:41Ahh!
51:44Ahh!
51:45Ahh!
51:45Ahh!
51:46Ahh!
51:46Ahh!
51:48Ahh!
52:01what are you doing going home because of the showdown at high noon over burgers in my lab
52:05i am the sheriff okay great galloping god what are you not getting here okay there's a new gun
52:10in town and he's wearing a black hat but he has got the money fine whatever he started that's
52:14adult i have to go home martin okay you know what hey hey hilton has not left the building yet
52:18this
52:19does not look good oh fuck him him me everyone okay you know what you're tying your own shoelaces
52:23elements are family emergency what is it yes people could be dead what people people who what
52:37do we like that guy we might okay but do we have to like poke him a bit you know
52:42i can pull up the
52:42presentation watch him shake bacon shit not yet he's not not useful okay it's your call
52:50until it isn't that's not what we discussed as the brains and boots on the ground as you like to
52:55refer to me i have final say when it comes to the talent the talent sure but my gut's a
53:03poke
53:05poke poke poke you can't help yourself can you neither can you
53:10poke poke poke don't poke poke do not
53:17what i'm not touching you oh you're gonna go oh really okay well that's childish
53:23oh god not now nails no time for questions no time for comments thank you no problem
53:28come on to something bigger oh yeah bigger than me on the story not anymore what whatever i gotta go
53:46i'm not failing we're here look we're walking through the doors it's gonna be fun it's gonna
53:49be great you said you were coming earlier what happened this is earlier wear a damn watch
53:54what's up mike this is my old friend lulu we go way back lulu mike hey go find me when
54:00you get a
54:00break okay anything for you boss wow you got id what id yeah i i'm just kidding you look 21
54:09to me
54:14hit right i hate him
54:37i will save myself
54:43come on fucker
54:45come on fucker
54:47come on fucker
54:53come on fucker
54:57come on fucker
54:59come on fucker
55:16this isn't goodbye space cullen it's over now
55:27i can't believe you're here
55:33mic drop mic drop you did the thing at graduation right yeah the mic drop mic drop yeah that was
55:39me
55:40my grandma hated your speech and i hate my grandma so thank you i told you stupid assholes it's her
55:46the mic drop
55:48see no one cares fun right sure are you at forest park no are you kidding just a question
55:55uh she goes to school in manhattan oh did you guys know that her mom wrote my brain ghost starts
56:00with black
56:01that's your mom we read it in class
56:04your mom's childhood the dinner table wow the class was narcissism fiction and we know it's fiction
56:09there's a lot of truth in fiction was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection
56:12at all what the fuck kind of question is that what the fuck kind of question is that it's so
56:15defensive not tracks
56:16hey my job hey
56:17what
56:18shots let's go
56:18shots let's go
56:19no lulu lulu
56:19she please don't
56:21no it's not
56:33fine
56:35you look uh filthy i was gonna say strong so that's my phone i'm impressed that well i hoped you
56:43would
56:43be i'm driving you're what wait wait we're leaving yeah we'll come back and loot the place
56:50where are we going into the sunset richie it's the dawn of a new day
56:58i'm a little worried msu what are you talking about oh we need to get you some water what is
57:02dumb is just stuff in the place was your mom even capable of like showing any actual affection
57:07funny she's drunk steph i'm gonna go i'll see you after the new year
57:14what the fuck
57:18psycho
57:19let's go
57:20hi guys why
57:23oh my god why
57:24what is wrong with you
57:25i'm sorry i don't go to lol university with all y'all
57:27you're acting like a bitch
57:28me i'm bitch
57:30i think you overreacted i get it your mom's a trigger but
57:32wait wait no is that like your professional opinion
57:35wow
57:36huh
57:37okay look you have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously
57:40okay i'm just being real
57:44hey ever read your mom's book
57:46no um she wrote some shit about me one time so um i already know she hates me
57:50hmm yeah uh well you might want to read it oh why
57:54why because you're just like her
57:58my trouble
58:06word to the wise you want to be liked don't be a dick
58:10okay word to the dipshit i don't give a fuck who likes me
58:13uh bullshit
58:15fat
58:15no you care too much
58:16and it's showing
58:36what are you doing here
58:37what are you doing here i live here well you're supposed to be in vermont here i'm here to cat
58:41sit
58:41where is mr magoo
58:42mom stop put everything down
58:45put it down
58:46well i i'm almost done oh my suitcase it bumped the plan
58:49i don't care i don't care just leave it don't
58:52walk or move or do or touch anything
58:54end it
58:55yes
58:58i i i just cleaned that up here let me
59:00no no please just don't please just stay where you are
59:03do not move
59:12stay
59:20mindy
59:22mindy where are you
59:33mindy where are you
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