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00:19Are you Diana?
00:28you the one i've been sent
00:39oh it's all there says who you i don't know you it says ivan who says i trust ivan
00:48i don't trust my own fucking granddaughter she's a liar
01:06in the future never hand over the money till you see what you're buying
01:10it's a dead giveaway you knew at this
01:22it's all there sweetheart why i got somewhere to be
01:29maybe now click your heels together three times and get the out of my hair
01:35i like your attitude though
01:52hey hi um i'm so sorry i'm not here for that i am so can you show me some respect
01:59yeah of course
02:00of course i just don't have any cash on me so i just didn't want to engage without the cash
02:04unless
02:05you take it out i'm just waiting on my sister who's dropping off in applications so wow
02:12time jack yeah um six minutes okay i told you you didn't have to wait for ten that's four under
02:19what a skill morgan congratulations can we leave it smells like bleach in here okay yeah okay
02:31you know for a second there i was actually thinking about doing it
02:34you do understand that you can't just sit at the bottom of the pool begging people for money right you
02:39have to like work at it i don't know i'm getting good at this running errands for a strange russian
02:45man yeah okay morgan kind of sure that's great all right it's six a.m so i'm gonna just you're
02:50gonna go back to bed okay okay i'm up though did you want it huh do you want to get
02:56food no
03:33where were you
03:36hmm where were you
03:41i had a parishioner in the hospital with double pneumonia
03:48who was it
03:56jessica jessica's uncle do you i don't know you might not have met him
04:03go back to bed
04:09i've really been enjoying staying over here the past few nights
04:23you're worried she's been judging us
04:28i like to think she's pretty progressive
04:31that's the most fun she's had in years
04:36why is it that religion has such a problem with two people who are in love with each other
04:52because god is perfect but the people who interpret him are not
05:03so you're really just gonna leave me i'm sorry did you say something to me
05:09i said i love you
05:21i love you too
05:25now can you promise me you will honor this moment by having a good day without twisting it into some
05:31kind of problem
05:34it's so much hotter when you're happy things are good
05:39they're good
05:41gnarly rash
05:42gone
05:42why did you bring the rash into this we were having such a nice
05:46moment
05:47oh come here
05:49oh
05:49oh
05:50oh
05:50oh
05:50oh
05:54I don't know.
06:37I'm sure you don't want to keep these? They're her high school yearbook.
06:40Nicholas, do you want to keep them? Because I have to check out in half an hour.
06:44This is like a hotel for people circling the drain.
06:47Okay.
06:47This is what she wanted. She wasn't attached to anything.
06:51She was a very unromantic, practical woman.
06:54Okay. I mean, she wanted the necklace.
06:56What necklace?
06:59The necklace she was buried in. She wanted that.
07:02Oh, she didn't care about that. That was more for me.
07:04I wanted her to have something nice. Donate.
07:18I don't know. An old box of tennis ticket stubs?
07:22Oh, she would want Dina to have those. Let's set those aside for Dina Caputo.
07:27Sorry, you don't want anything, but you want Dina Caputo to have an old box of tennis ticket stubs?
07:31It was just something that they did together. I have long suspected that your grandmother was a lesbian.
07:38Excuse me?
07:39And that she and Dina would have been together if things had been different. Dina's had that haircut her entire
07:44life. I saw them holding hands once.
07:46What?
07:47I think that's why she was so difficult to deal with. Dad died so young, she never remarried. And I
07:53think it was because she was in love with Dina Caputo. Trash.
07:56Ugh. Avoiding intimacy for such a long time can really harden a person, hon, to the point where you fear
08:04any semblance of softness. The truth is, everybody deserves love and a good sex life.
08:15Yeah, I mean, you know, I know it's been a while since Dad, but you are more than welcome to
08:22date. There's nothing stopping you from doing that.
08:24I was talking about you.
08:25Me?
08:26You think I'm a hard woman?
08:29No, I don't. You think I'm a hard person?
08:34I think that you have made some very selfless decisions in your life, but if I'm being honest, sometimes I
08:42get scared that your closest relationship is with God. And don't take this the wrong way, honey, but God isn't
08:49touching your body for pleasure.
08:51All right, Ma.
08:52Honey, I know that it's a sacred relationship, but you know what I'm talking about.
09:01I mean, yeah, I do, but I have a lot of relationships that I'm grateful for in my life, okay?
09:09I'm choosing happiness, you know? So you don't need to worry about me.
09:17Okay, well, that's good. I just felt like I had to say that out loud.
09:20And you did, so...
09:21And I do have sex.
09:23Nicholas.
09:24All right, I don't need to hear about that.
09:25No, I do. No, but I'm glad that I come across as some spinster who tucks herself into bed every
09:30night and says a prayer.
09:31That's not... I think you're reading into something here.
09:33I am not my mother.
09:34Well, all right.
09:36Hi, Mrs. Morelli. I just wanted to check in and see if you had any idea about your ETD.
09:42I do not. I will come get you when we're finished. And I would have killed for this level of
09:46attentiveness when my mother was actually in this room.
09:51Okay.
09:53Jesus Christ.
09:55What?
09:57What?
09:58Nothing.
09:58What are you looking at?
09:59I'm not looking at anything.
10:00What are you thinking?
10:01I'm not thinking anything.
10:01No, I know. Turn it off.
10:03Okay.
10:03I have my first debate this afternoon. I have been under a tremendous amount of stress. So that's a very
10:10different situation.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Soft.
10:13Trash.
10:16She's just mean for no reason. And some of the times I think it's kind of hot in like a
10:23pain is pleasure kind of way. But some of the times, you know, I just like wish that it was
10:28easier.
10:29Well, how am I supposed to tell the difference?
10:30Is that a real question or a reaction?
10:34I don't know. Both. I mean, he's calling me me and I feel the need to defend myself.
10:39Defend yourself. Would you describe the current state of your relationship as combative?
10:44No.
10:45Fuck yeah.
10:46I would describe it as me having opinions and Max throwing tantrums.
10:51When you use words like tantrum, can you see how that can be perceived as an attack on Max?
10:56Thank you. Yeah, you like push me for no reason.
10:58Stop saying that. It's not for no reason. I'm pushing you because maybe deep down, right? I am waiting for
11:06you to push back and you never do. And it is so unattractive. Like, I want you to get mad.
11:11I'm an only child, Morgan. I didn't grow up in some emotional war zone like you did, okay? This is
11:16all that I know. So if that's unattractive to you, fine. Trust me, you can be very unattractive to me
11:23sometimes too.
11:23Okay, see? This is what I'm talking about. What are you talking about? You sifting up for yourself.
11:29Oh, oh, you want me to talk to you like this all the time? Not all the time, but sometimes,
11:32sometimes I am so bored a lot of the time.
11:37Bored. I'm bored. And I'm not saying you're boring. I didn't say that you're boring. Okay, okay.
11:44This is good. But I think we have to bottle this feeling between you two in a way that, well,
11:50it's not this.
11:52Relationships are supposed to be a safe place. And Morgan, perhaps if you're looking to be challenged,
11:58finding outlets outside the relationship might allow for more patience and warmth with Max, which is a different kind of
12:08excitement.
12:09I just want you to look at me the way that you used to look at me.
12:14I want that too.
12:16Okay, when she ended things after high school and moved to New York, I thought, wow, what a fucking bitch,
12:21right?
12:22But also, like, there goes the most interesting person I've ever met.
12:30You're saying it like it's like I did something special. New York is like a 30-minute train ride from
12:36here.
12:36Okay, but people don't just do that, Morgan. They don't just, like, oh, leave home to go pursue their dreams.
12:44Yeah. Then I, like, didn't book any jobs and I ran out of money, so...
12:47Who fucking cares? Who cares? You have all these worldly experiences.
12:51I want to experience something worldly with you. That isn't just my mom taking us to Cabo.
12:57You should go to fucking Burning Man.
13:00I'm not going to go to Burning Man, but I get what you're saying, you know?
13:03Like, I understand. I'm so sorry. I'm just going to set up for one second. I'm just going to take
13:07me, but I'll be...
13:08I'm really sorry.
13:10I think you both want the same thing.
13:16What is up with you?
13:19What do you mean?
13:20Uh, I don't know. Something is off.
13:23You haven't complained once. You're borderline pleasant.
13:25I'm having a nice day, okay?
13:28And realize that there's no point in making our situation any worse than it already is.
13:33We don't actually know if these people are criminals. I mean, you know, I don't know. They could just be
13:38overextended and needing a few extra hands.
13:43We are driving to pick up a stranger from prison. Are you okay?
13:47I'm leaning into joy today, Morgan. I'm trying to have a nice, happy, meaningful life today.
13:54Don't you just find it demeaning, though, that they send us on these little gopher errands? It's that we're not
13:59capable of more than that.
14:00We don't want them thinking we're capable of more than that, Morgan. Why would we want that?
14:04I don't know. I just feel like it's like, if you're going to send me to the strip club, put
14:06me on the pole.
14:07You know what I'm saying?
14:08I've never had that thought.
14:09And what even is a medium security prison? Like, what do you even have to do to be mediumly secured?
14:13I don't care.
14:15Organize.
14:16Ma'am.
14:18Pop the trunk.
14:23Strict here.
14:27Do you have anything on your trunk?
14:28No.
14:30No.
14:33Ma'am.
14:35Are you aware that you have six cases of four loco in the trunk of your car?
14:40What?
14:41Fucking...
14:41No.
14:43I wasn't aware of that.
14:45I can't let you in with drinks in your trunk.
14:46Come on.
14:47I'm going to have to walk then.
14:48I'll go.
14:49Okay.
14:50As much as I'd love to send you into a prison, Reverend Dardana was supposed to be picking up an
14:55incarcerated parishioner he's been counseling.
14:57Okay?
14:57So.
14:58This sucks.
14:59Say a prayer.
15:03Glad to go around.
15:05Hi.
15:05I'm going to take you to your apartment and offer whatever rehabilitative, rehabilitative services.
15:13Okay.
15:34Do you have everything you need?
15:40Or...
15:41What is the one?
15:42Oh, right.
15:43Um...
15:44I haven't thought it would be better if I came to pick you up, just optically speaking.
15:49Why are you whispering?
15:50I don't know.
15:50I'm not quite sure why I'm whispering, actually.
15:53Where is the car?
15:54Oh, okay.
15:55So we couldn't park in here, so it's just a quick 10 to 15 this way.
15:59If you want to come with...
16:00Come with that.
16:01Okay.
16:07You must be relieved to be out of prison.
16:09I don't want to talk!
16:13Linda.
16:14Oh, hi.
16:15Hi, Annette.
16:17Hi.
16:17You look fabulous.
16:19Oh, thank you, Annette.
16:22All right, everyone.
16:22Settle down, please.
16:23Settle down.
16:25First of all, I would like to thank the both of you for being here today.
16:29Well, thank you for having us both.
16:31Glad to be here.
16:32All right.
16:33Well, let me begin with an easy question to get things rolling.
16:38What distinguishes each of you from the other candidate?
16:41Linda, we'll start with you.
16:42Yes.
16:43I...
16:43Thank you for the question, Jane.
16:45I know this town like the back of my hand.
16:48I was born here.
16:50My family has owned Morelli's Hardware for over 70 years.
16:55I raised my kids here, and I have watched this town grow,
16:59which is why I have a strong desire to preserve the Glenview that I know and love
17:04and to restore a sense of safety and security that has long been associated with it.
17:11Just last week, my son was assaulted on the street for being gay.
17:15That is not the town that I know.
17:18That is not the town that I love.
17:20Now more than ever, we need a leader who has seen this town at its very best.
17:27Tom, same question.
17:29Well, first off, I just want to say that I find it heartbreaking that Linda Morelli doesn't seem to like
17:33this town very much.
17:36I happen to love this town.
17:37Always have.
17:38Always will.
17:39That's not what I said.
17:41Sorry, Linda.
17:41It is Tom's time to answer the question.
17:43You will get a rebuttal.
17:44Well, let me...
17:46Let me just say, I am in agreement.
17:49Hate crimes have no place in this town.
17:52Well...
17:52Duh.
17:53But do we really want someone's mom dictating policy based on what happens to her kids?
17:58I mean, if her daughter gets a flat tire, will we suddenly have to repave every road?
18:03Sorry, Tom, but is that your answer to what distinguishes you as a candidate?
18:10Because it's easy to critique somebody else's answer when you haven't answered one.
18:17Wow.
18:18See, I didn't know you were running for the job of moderator.
18:20Huh?
18:21Watch out, Jay.
18:22Uh, okay.
18:23Well, as the owner of 38 Jimmy Johns, my employee count is ten times the size of this city council,
18:30and likely twenty times the size of whoever Linda's got on staff at her little, uh, shop.
18:35I know how to manage people, and I know how to manage places.
18:39My opponent, who seems very nice, feels better suited to run our neighborhood watch programs
18:45than lead our entire municipal government.
18:47Better be careful there, because you're starting to sound a little bit misogynistic.
18:51Uh-oh.
18:52There it is.
18:53I've awoken the beast.
18:55We get it, Linda.
18:56You're tough.
18:57I'm starting to understand how you managed to scare off the chief of police.
19:02Excuse me?
19:04Uh-oh.
19:18Okay.
19:23Morgan, he's smoking in the car.
19:24Put the window down.
19:38So, um, what were you in for?
19:41It's better you don't know.
19:42Okay.
19:43That's actually the scariest answer you could have possibly given me.
19:47Oh, God.
19:49Yeah, we have him.
19:50We're driving to the apartment.
19:52No, you're nuts.
19:52What do you mean, no, we're not?
19:54Put him on the speaker.
19:54What do you mean?
19:55What...
19:56What do you mean, no, we're not?
19:57We're...
19:58We're in the car with him.
19:59You're a fucking nurse.
20:00The apartment won't be ready until tomorrow because someone asked to have it fucking repainted.
20:06Don't put this on me.
20:07Okay.
20:07Well, how long does it take to paint an apartment?
20:10She says two coats.
20:11There's no point in only doing one.
20:13I've slept in wars.
20:14She won't let me in.
20:15The walls are wet.
20:16The room stinks.
20:17Who the fuck asked for paint?
20:19I'm not in...
20:20I don't...
20:20I don't know.
20:21Hi, Mom.
20:21Okay.
20:22Morgan, what are you doing on Nicholas's phone?
20:24Put me on speaker.
20:25Oh, I don't...
20:26I don't think that actually works right now.
20:27No, Morgan, this is a crisis.
20:29I need to talk to both of you.
20:31What is she saying?
20:32Okay.
20:32The debate was a disaster.
20:34We're having an emergency family dinner at the house.
20:36Hello?
20:37What the fuck is that?
20:38Who else is in the car?
20:39Nobody else is in the car.
20:41Someone else is in the car.
20:42Where are you?
20:43Ma, tonight doesn't really work for me because I promised Max we were going to have a romantic
20:46night in.
20:47Okay.
20:48Well, Nikki, be here in 30 minutes.
20:50Who is this woman?
20:50I hear someone's voice.
20:52What the fuck is talking right now?
20:53Nobody's talking...
20:54Mom, I'm with a parishioner, okay?
20:56I don't think I'm going to be home, so I don't think I can make dinner.
20:59No!
21:00Nicholas!
21:00This is non-negotiable.
21:02I got ricked over the coals by a sandwich king.
21:06At the debate, I need some help here.
21:09If you need to bring your friend to dinner, bring your friend to dinner.
21:11He's not my friend, but be here by 7.
21:14You know how I hate using the warming drawer.
21:16Lady.
21:17Is that your friend?
21:18Tell him I'm making chicken cacciatore.
21:20I don't know what the fuck is going on, but someone take me to fucking off a speakerboard
21:24right now!
21:25He told me an animal.
21:27It was humiliating.
21:29What made him say that?
21:30Were you yelling at him?
21:31Was I yelling at him?
21:33No, I was defending myself, and on top of that, he added absolutely nothing of value
21:39except that his grandfather apparently invented the French dip.
21:43But the most disturbing part of it was, people seemed to side with him.
21:47Mmm.
21:48This is the most delicious chicken I've ever had.
21:51Every night I've dreamed of a meal like this.
21:54Mmm.
21:56I think he's crying.
21:58Well, thank you very much.
21:59It was my mother's recipe.
22:01She was an excellent cook, and a notoriously difficult woman, which apparently is not a
22:06recessive gene in this family.
22:08Mom, nobody thinks that, okay?
22:10You are being way too hard on yourself.
22:13I thought Nikki brought it up this morning.
22:14I never said you were turning into your mother.
22:16Can you make my life easier for just one fucking day?
22:19He's scared.
22:21Excuse me?
22:22This Donaldson.
22:24A strong man would not be intimidated by a strong woman.
22:29Now you know his weakness.
22:31Hmm?
22:31Oh.
22:33Weakness always exposes itself.
22:38Interesting.
22:39Okay.
22:40I'd like to know more.
22:41Nikki, grab another bottle of wine.
22:43Okay.
22:44Oh, um...
22:45Yeah?
22:47Um...
22:48So...
22:49More chicken?
22:50Mm-hmm.
22:51Okay.
22:54You know, you never actually said how you know my son.
22:58He picked me up from prison.
23:01Aha!
23:02That's fabulous.
23:04I...
23:04Um...
23:05Which one?
23:14Good day?
23:16Yeah, actually.
23:18I door dashed from that chicken spot we went to on our first date back in high school.
23:22Didn't ask you.
23:23Just did it.
23:25Wait.
23:25I thought they shut down because of a health code violation.
23:28Yeah.
23:29New management.
23:30Fuck.
23:31Yes!
23:32Yeah.
23:33And I lit some candles.
23:34One of them turns into body oil.
23:36I don't remember which.
23:38Um, is it weird to eat chicken with your dick out?
23:41It's just something you're gonna have to deal with.
23:51I see you sprung for the best of.
23:54It's very generous.
23:55And two skinny marks.
23:57Mm-hmm.
23:59Ah!
24:00Ah!
24:01Ah!
24:01Rude bitches don't get chicken nuggets.
24:04Look again.
24:05Okay.
24:14Ah!
24:20Yeah, I'll give you this one.
24:22Mm-hmm.
24:27That was a shocking story.
24:30Clearly, you were framed.
24:32It was a setup.
24:33This is the problem with the judicial system.
24:36Back in my country, I was a surgeon.
24:39Oh, I want to apologize to you on behalf of America.
24:43I am truly sorry for what we have put you through.
24:47I had a cab driver just a week ago who was a dermatologist in Mumbai.
24:54And thanks to that wonderful man, I now have a checkup on the mall on my neck.
24:58Okay, um, I should go.
25:00Mm.
25:01Yeah.
25:01Yeah, Kevin's aura ring says he hasn't moved in ten hours.
25:05Uh-oh.
25:06So, um, I guess we will just discuss post-debate strategy tomorrow then.
25:13Yes, strategy in the morning.
25:15Andre had some great ideas.
25:17I appreciate you.
25:18Oh, fabulous.
25:19That's great.
25:20Okay.
25:23Drink some water.
25:24I never noticed how much your skin glows.
25:28Jurgens.
25:31Do me a favor.
25:33Do not leave Mom alone with a criminal.
25:35I got him an Airbnb.
25:37She's having a nice time.
25:38I think it's sweet.
25:39I will take him home when they start slurring, okay?
25:42Let love in, Natalie.
25:44Okay.
25:45I don't know what this radical optimism is, but I don't like it.
25:48Goodbye.
25:50Take care of her.
25:53Okay.
26:06Oh, god.
26:08I have no rage like this, but I have access to this kind, it'll be great.
26:12Good night, Mr. Chairman.
26:13This is available for a couple of days, but I'd like to have to try to see you first.
26:16Where is he?
26:17I don't know, I imagine.
26:18No, he's not.
26:25No, no.
26:50What time is it?
26:51Mom is having sex with Andre.
26:53Who?
26:54The man we picked up from prison.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Okay, okay.
27:00Put the phone up to the wall.
27:01I'm not, you're sick.
27:03That is a sick, sick, I will not do that.
27:06Oh, my God, whatever.
27:07How's it going?
27:07Is she having fun?
27:10From the sounds of it, he's a very generous lover, yeah.
27:13Well, yeah, that makes sense.
27:15He just got out of prison.
27:16She's probably getting railed up there.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:21Why is Natalie calling me?
27:22What is she doing out?
27:23It's like 12.30, doesn't she go to bed at 8?
27:26Can I help you?
27:27Check fraud, credit card fraud, identity theft, forgery, importing an illegal flamethrower.
27:34Nikki, tell me that man is out of our house.
27:36Yeah, yeah, I dropped him off hours ago.
27:39So, yeah, he's gone.
27:41Oh, my God, thank God.
27:43Because, honestly, Nikki, that is, like, the last thing Mom needs right now.
27:46I won't, I don't, we're done.
27:48Okay?
27:49It's done, Natalie.
27:50So, I'm, I'm, go back to bed.
27:52Tell Mom I miss her.
27:53Yeah.
27:54Bye.
27:56Hi.
27:57What did she want?
27:58Well, apparently Andre was in prison for importing an illegal flamethrower.
28:02A what?
28:03A flamethrower.
28:04Morgan, importing an illegal flamethrower.
28:07Oh.
28:08Is he singing?
28:09That's singing.
28:13He's good.
28:28Oh.
28:30Oh, what? Right. Oh, oh, what? Right. Oh, S-I-S-I-U-D. Stay in school, cause it's the
28:50best.
28:51I-U-D. S-I-S. Stay in school, cause it's the best. I-U-D. S-I-S. Stay
29:03in school, cause it's the best.
29:05I-U-D. S-I-S. Stay in school, cause it's the best. Sockin' on my titties like you wanna
29:15be callin' me all the time like Blondie. Check out my Chrissy behind, it's fine, I love the time.
29:21Let's check some of the features. What else is in the teachers' features? Huh? What?
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