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My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL - Reelshort
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30BALL!
00:56Oh my god.
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:07you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:29Zeus, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus.
03:11We beg you.
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A Dryage?
03:53What's a Forest Nint's doing here?
03:59What's a Forest Nint's doing here?
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than i pictured i was drugged this whole thing is
04:22dylan's sick setup if i don't mate someone before the timer runs out i die i really need this guy
04:33god damn you really know how to flip my switch
04:46i need more a lot more
04:55don't stop harder squeeze me tighter
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night
05:11hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:16leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:19damn it he tracked me
05:35leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home
05:39get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:53you slept with someone
05:56who screwed up my plan
05:58oh so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03news flash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17you actually fucked this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't push too hard yet
06:35i won't kill him
06:37but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened
06:52go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:19those assholes are back already
07:21what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer
07:32either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough
07:39jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's seafo give him a wide burn
07:56you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top an orcer
08:13who the hell are you
08:26asshole
08:26using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:35nothing
08:35heat's too low
08:36sprinkle this and baste it again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:50huh
08:51tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby
09:06but he retired recently
09:08we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded
09:20i don't have much time
09:21find lily's real father
09:24leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad
09:56drag them both back to the dylan
09:57lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:06nothing
10:07just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago
10:14you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad
10:23you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura
10:26she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:35don't worry about it
10:37just
10:38keep lily safe
10:43mommy
10:44mommy
11:02it's too late boss
11:04her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me
11:36give me a name
11:36leora
11:36who did this
11:38i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:10spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23no let go
12:25no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:55stay out of it
12:56boss
12:58soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:11she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here
14:59you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or lily
15:10jack
15:11i'm grateful
15:11i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:27i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:51all the time
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:25Please.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:56You bitch!
17:04Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:18Sure.
18:22Go!
18:25Go!
18:28Go!
18:30Go!
18:30Go!
18:31Go!
18:32Go!
18:59My liege, have mercy.
19:03I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
19:04Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:07Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:35My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes.
19:49Yes, my liege.
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out!
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:31Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:37The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:55Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:58Your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord.
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:31Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dillon wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:02Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dillon's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:18I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:29No!
25:34No!
25:38No!
25:39No!
25:39No!
25:40No!
25:41No!
25:42No!
25:44Poisoned me!
25:45Poisoned me!
25:47Poisoned me!
25:47My poison fog!
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside!
25:52Give up!
25:54You've gone too far!
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win!
26:02You're wounded, poisoned, done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one, Dillon wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack!
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack, good enforcement!
28:28My pack tears you both apart!
28:41Oh
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:21I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:27We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
31:06I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn.
31:47You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily.
31:57Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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