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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:41Shit.
04:00What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:46What the hell?
04:57What the hell?
04:59What the hell?
05:04Chance.
05:05What's that, Chance?
05:14Chance!
05:18Chance!
05:19Chance, I'm coming!
05:22Hello?
05:27Hello?
05:29Chance.
05:30Come here.
05:32What the hell are you doing? Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:44Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
06:03Here we are.
06:04Let's go.
06:04Come on.
06:13I'm leaving.
06:14Yeah, yeah.
06:15It's just kind of been a weird day.
06:17That's all.
06:18Sorry.
06:19No, no, it's fine.
06:20Listen, we are totally packed tonight.
06:21Pushing it on the fire code, so just, you know, don't let anyone else in until it clears
06:25out a bit.
06:26I got you.
06:26Bees of fuzz, kids of little dandelion fuzz, and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer!
06:35A drink in my hand, my snow's against the burning sand, it's probably getting gorgeous
06:41And in summer, we're melting, melting bitches!
06:59What the hell was that?
07:04Hey, stop!
07:09I can't get it open!
07:10Keep going!
07:11I'm going to call the fire department.
07:13Get that door open!
07:15Okay.
07:16Hold on!
07:41The door was jammed.
07:43Quick!
07:43Go through me!
07:44What do you mean?
07:45Go through me!
07:47I don't believe it.
07:48What is he saying?
07:49I think he said he wants us inside him.
07:51Pass.
07:52He's saying he wants us to go through him.
08:00How do I do this?
08:02Do I just enter you?
08:03I really don't know, really.
08:04Hold on, just give me a second.
08:07Now, now!
08:08Okay.
08:09Okay.
08:10All right.
08:12Why do I do this?
08:14Oh, God.
08:14Oh, look at that.
08:16There's the other side.
08:18Shit.
08:18It works!
08:20Everyone follow me!
08:21Exit through Damar!
08:32Hurry!
08:32This shit ain't easy!
08:39Hey, Jesus!
08:40Sorry, man.
08:40I didn't mean to scare you.
08:41I just wanted to come out here and say thank you.
08:44I don't swear it.
08:46I'm sure anybody would have done that.
08:47Are you being serious right now?
08:48You just saved everybody's life in that building.
08:51You just saved my life.
08:53I got to pay you back.
08:55I don't need anything.
08:56Good.
08:57Having a new job.
08:58What?
08:59Damar, after what you did tonight, there's no way,
09:02no offense, that you can go be a doorman anymore.
09:05Come work for me.
09:06I'll put you on the payroll.
09:08Look, Mr. J. Gadd, I appreciate it, but I'm fine here.
09:11Got a good ball.
09:12Starting salary is $200,000 plus benefits.
09:15Yeah, that'll work.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Josh Gadd is in the news again.
09:19The Frozen star is catching fire and turning heads
09:21with his new super-powered personal valet.
09:24The man in question appears to be Damar Davis,
09:27former Wilcox employee,
09:28who's affectionately been dubbed doorman.
09:30He's been spotted all over town with Josh
09:32and seemingly has the power to move himself
09:34and his boss through solid walls.
09:37Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire
09:40at a popular nightclub,
09:41and now it seems he's exclusively using his talents
09:44in service of Gadd.
09:46Meanwhile, this Mormon has just booked a new project,
09:49an action comedy called Cash Grab.
09:52You might say this former LeFou is Gaston Aro.
10:06Dying for some sugar.
10:07They got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there.
10:09But it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie.
10:12You know what I'm saying?
10:14Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
10:16Oh, I heard of that.
10:18Damar, right?
10:18Yeah.
10:19The doormat.
10:20Live and direct.
10:22Ding dong.
10:24You're a funny guy.
10:26Yeah.
10:27You ever think about acting?
10:29Nah.
10:30Not my thing, Frank.
10:33Besides, who can get J. Gadd his snack plate?
10:35True.
10:36Keep it.
10:37You never know.
10:38It's just, you know, the heist is flood flat.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:43I agree.
10:43I think we need something more original.
10:45Well, we could go back to flooding the vault.
10:47I always liked that version.
10:48Snatched you some crap Rangoons before they got housed.
10:52Or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter them.
10:57The vault needs to be impenetrable.
10:58The whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out.
11:06Um, I may have something.
11:08Look, man, I want to help out.
11:11I can't act.
11:12Who cares?
11:13I can't act.
11:14It's never stopped me from being an actor.
11:16We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines.
11:18This will be easy, I'm telling you.
11:20You know what's easy?
11:20If you bring somebody else in.
11:22Keep the idea.
11:23Brilliant idea.
11:24Bring in a real actor.
11:26Then you can fake it with CGI.
11:28Yeah, but what makes it cool is that it's you.
11:31People know who you are.
11:33They would go crazy.
11:35I don't know.
11:36I'm more comfortable behind the scenes than we are.
11:38There is a reason that you are making headlines.
11:42You have something that other people just don't.
11:45It's a charisma, a charm.
11:48On top of all of that, you can become a door.
11:52It is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap.
11:56You do realize that, right?
12:02All right.
12:03Yeah.
12:04All right.
12:06It's gonna be great.
12:12Vamos a la playa, amigos.
12:14We've been training 10 years for this.
12:16And now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash.
12:26Oh, no shit!
12:28We're trapped!
12:30I knew you tripped the silent alarm.
12:32What difference does it make?
12:33We're all gonna die!
12:34Hey!
12:35Keep it together, you two.
12:36Why, Jake?
12:37It's time to panic.
12:37I wouldn't be so sure about that.
12:43Ding-dong, mother...
12:45Doorman!
12:47Doorman!
12:49Doorman!
12:50Doorman!
12:51Doorman!
12:52Doorman!
12:53Doorman!
12:54Doorman!
12:55What did I tell you?
12:56Huh?
12:57I love you!
12:59And things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy Family, when special guest DeMar Doorman-Davis comes a-knockin'.
13:08There's the door, man!
13:15Where is that thing?
13:17I'm so embarrassed.
13:19Hold on, I got this.
13:27Ding-dong, baby!
13:29Ding to the dong!
13:30The people are real, the rulings are real, and this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it
13:36is.
13:36Ding-dong!
13:37I said ding-dong!
13:38You ding-dongs!
13:39I am a big fan.
13:41You want a pick?
13:42Okay.
13:46Ha-ha!
13:47I remember this place!
13:50Dang, girl, you done got a fine.
13:51What's up?
13:52Yo!
13:53Mind if I come in for a drink?
13:54Oh, of course.
13:55Mr. Doorman, please, head right in.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Oh, if things quiet down, why don't you come have a drink with us?
14:01I love that.
14:03Ding-dong.
14:04Ding-dong!
14:09Action!
14:10Dance!
14:11Dance!
14:12Dance!
14:13Dance!
14:13You'll be damned if You'll be damned if You're up, in Hollywood.
14:16Oh, yeah.
14:17You'll be damned if You're up, in Hollywood.
14:20All right.
14:21Hollywood.
14:23Hollywood.
14:24Hollywood!
14:24Hollywood!
14:28Yeah!
14:30Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
14:33Oh, Bridget, what's up, girl?
14:35Look at it.
14:36Oh, what's going on?
14:39Wow.
14:40Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey, number one club owner in L.A., and an amazing boss.
14:46Wow, look at you.
14:48You look great.
14:50I heard you got a movie out.
14:51Ding dong.
14:52I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
14:54Yes?
14:54Don't worry about it.
14:55How are you doing?
14:56Me?
14:56Yeah.
14:57You know, same old, same old.
14:59So, uh, you happy?
15:03Damn straight.
15:04Just got all the phone with my agent.
15:06He told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
15:11Wow.
15:12Life's about to change.
15:21The hell?
15:23Wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
15:25That's a good one, Samuel.
15:28Mark that one.
15:30Please tell me when it's 15 minutes or up.
15:36You're real tired of this ding-dong business.
15:40Some fools are hatin', but doorman still makes me smile.
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
15:51Let me know if you need anything else.
15:52Will do.
15:54Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:59Or I could go to town with this round.
16:05Door, man.
16:06Yo, this is crazy.
16:07I'm such a huge fan, bro.
16:09Good to meet you, bro.
16:10I appreciate that.
16:11Yeah.
16:12So, hey, look.
16:13I was looking over the pages.
16:14Yeah, man.
16:14We wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
16:16Go easy on me.
16:16No, no.
16:17It ain't that.
16:17It's just...
16:19I'm a little nervous about the bit.
16:21Don't sweat it.
16:22People love it.
16:22You can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
16:24Trust me.
16:24Okay.
16:25Go ahead.
16:25Cool.
16:26I gotta get back out to rehearsal.
16:27All right.
16:28See you out there.
16:28For sure.
16:31Hey!
16:35Hey!
16:37Hey!
16:38What's up, y'all?
16:39It's me, D-list actor and literal door, DeMar Davis, a.k.a. Doorman.
16:43And welcome to Ding Dong Tonight.
16:50I'm a little thirsty.
16:52A little thirsty.
16:52Let me see what I can.
16:53Oh.
17:00Tastes like door.
17:02A Ding Dong.
17:04What else I got up in here?
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:09It's my mixtape.
17:09It's my mixtape.
17:10I've been looking for this.
17:12Ding Dong.
17:13Oh.
17:14Oh.
17:15I call this the go long ding dong.
17:19Oh.
17:30What are you doing here?
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS?
17:34Earl, come on.
17:35You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:37And that impression?
17:39Ding Dong.
17:40I mean, who is that?
17:41That's not me, is it?
17:43I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
17:45You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the Stella
17:50Adler Academy.
17:51Really?
17:51Yeah.
17:52Well, let's see some of that training.
18:10Alas, poor Yurick.
18:13I knew him, Horatio.
18:15A fellow, a fellow of infinite ding-dong.
18:25With my diet, sometimes I have trouble getting things to move through me.
18:30Try Expolex.
18:31It'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine.
18:35Doorman.
18:36Boundaries.
18:37Ding Dong.
18:41Expolex.
18:42And new black cherry flavor.
18:44Oh, oh, oh.
18:46Sure you don't want to slow down there, pal?
18:50You're out of late.
18:52Well, I'm here now.
18:54What do you want to talk about?
18:56Expolex.
18:57They said the campaign will be smart and elevated, like Seinfeld and American Express with these.
19:02Yeah.
19:03About that, Ogilvy's cutting the contract short.
19:07They just feel the joke's a little...
19:11stale.
19:12Exactly.
19:13That's why we need to come up with some new ideas.
19:15Let me pitch you something.
19:16It's too late, Damar.
19:17They already signed Michael Strahan, so...
19:19Strahan?
19:20Yeah.
19:21That doesn't even make sense.
19:22Just a normal guy.
19:23He is charming AF, and apparently suffers from chronic constipation.
19:27Damn.
19:29Can we fight this?
19:30I mean, we got a contract, right?
19:32I don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency.
19:35Things are getting pretty tight.
19:37Behind on car payments and a few other things.
19:40Come on, Damar.
19:41You gotta be more careful with your money.
19:43You know how this business works.
19:45You can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands.
19:50You've never said that.
19:52I'm saying it now.
19:56You don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about, right?
19:59Just a door thing.
20:01Cool.
20:03Okay.
20:03Well, look.
20:04This is a dip.
20:05This is a tiny little dip.
20:06We're gonna get back on top.
20:08We're gonna get you something better.
20:09Something smart and elevated.
20:13Trust me.
20:16That's right.
20:16This?
20:17You don't even need this no more.
20:18This is a drum.
20:19Because with the potato bag, your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the outside.
20:25Why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag?
20:27Just drop it and plop it in the microwave.
20:31You hear that sound?
20:32I think the potatoes just said ding dong.
20:37Well, it looks like Doorman is back in the news.
20:40Only this time, the overnight success finds himself in a bit of hot water.
20:45Steam might be more accurate.
20:47DeMar Davis has been hit with several lawsuits over his involvement in the potato bag product,
20:52which has been found to cause severe steam burns.
20:56Ouch.
20:57Hey, doorknobs.
20:58I just wanted to get on today just to let you know that I'm sorry to the hundreds of you
21:03who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag.
21:06I want you to know that I'm in full support of the class action lawsuit
21:11and that I, too, was misled by Food America Product Incorporated.
21:17I think at this moment I need to take some time to step away
21:20and really reflect on where all this is going for me and for you.
21:26So stay supportive, and I will stay supporting you.
21:29Keep knocking.
21:57There's my best friend.
21:58I miss you, man.
21:59I miss you more.
22:00Guess what, though?
22:01Studio One's cash grab, too.
22:02Really?
22:03Hell yeah.
22:04You bullshitting.
22:05Nah, man.
22:06We're getting the band back together.
22:08You in?
22:08Of course.
22:09I'm in.
22:10Ah, beautiful man.
22:11Let's do it.
22:12Yeah?
22:13Hell yeah.
22:13Amazing.
22:14All right, I'll be in touch, bud.
22:16All right.
22:26Don't mess this up.
22:27Don't mess this up.
22:39Don't mess this up.
22:42I'll be in touch.
22:45Oh, yeah.
22:51I'll be in touch.
22:54Tamar?
22:56Go ahead!
22:59Oh, shit.
23:02Oh, shit.
23:03Cast grab two apart.
23:04It's up in our game on the stunts.
23:05Hey, you're an incredible hulk, huh?
23:07You ain't that tall. Tamar, you're alright with that, right?
23:10The stunts? Of course.
23:11Me and Tom Cruise, we do our own stunts, baby.
23:14Stop, stop, stop, stop.
23:15Tamar, you good, bud?
23:16Yeah, I'm good to go. Okay.
23:19GTG.
23:19Hey.
23:20Tamar.
23:23And action!
23:31We only get one shot at this, Gustavo.
23:33You ready? Always.
23:35Jake!
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:42Here we go.
23:45Here we go.
23:58Here we go.
24:01Here we go.
24:07Here we go.
24:13I'm going through.
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:31Take it!
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:02We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis, Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the doormat clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:31The insurance required now, astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:37Hmm.
25:38Is it bad news?
25:39Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:43It's all good.
26:01Now, I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee.
26:05And I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
26:10Now, everybody knows my name no matter where I go.
26:15But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:22Now, I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid.
26:27A million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig.
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:36I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills.
26:46From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill.
26:51From moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose.
26:55But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:01Now, there's only one small problem.
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed.
27:06The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
27:10But still, I think it's worth it.
27:12And I just thought you should know
27:14that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds, from car coats to fur.
27:24From Kmart to Gucci's, from here no telling where.
27:29From hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast.
27:33But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:47Sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:56Here's the buzz.
27:58Kids will blow dandelion fuzz.
28:00And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
28:05I trick in my hand.
28:07My snow up against the burning sand.
28:10Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
28:14Summer.
28:15Summer.
28:16You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm.
28:19And find out what happens in solid water when it gets warm.
28:25And I can't wait to see what my body's all think of me.
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer.
28:34Summer.
28:36Summer.
28:37Summer.
28:38Summer.
28:38Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:40Summer.
28:42etcetera- Kuizz.
28:52Boippenack-ingo-TONs night, waddling dandelion, wal.
28:55The hats of the cold are both so intense.
28:58Put them together, it just makes sense.
29:00thi-hter-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ...
29:04Winter's a good time to stay in this puddle, but...
29:06Hinckley and summer and, alfie...
29:07Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy,
29:20hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy,
29:21hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy,
29:24hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hop
29:37And look at this, huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle.
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