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00:22We're the string, I'm the one hand, all my blood secrets are the end, oh.
00:35No, no, I need you to do me a favor, it's illegal and weird, you can't ask me any questions
00:45about it, let me get dressed.
01:02We're the string, I'm the one hand, all my blood secrets are the end, oh.
01:09We're the string, I'm the one hand, all my blood secrets are the end, oh.
01:34Rachel?
01:50I'm the one hand, all my blood secrets are the end, oh.
02:13The county clerk, I assumed I was helping you run away or make your own death or something
02:21interesting.
02:22I said no questions, please.
02:24You didn't say please.
02:27It's a Saturday, it's closed.
02:30Well, I have a key.
02:32Why the fuck do you have a key?
02:36I can't believe we're doing this.
02:41After you?
02:50Do you want to get arrested for breaking and entering?
02:52Because there are easier ways to leave someone at the altar.
02:56Like, just leave it.
02:58Uh.
03:03So, like I said, I'm going to die tomorrow unless Nikki is my soul mate, and right now,
03:07I'm not so sure about that.
03:09So, I realized that if the curse spread to my great great great grandmother over a hundred
03:14years ago, my bloodline would have died out after like two generations, but it didn't
03:17because I'm here, which means that some of them survived.
03:21Some of them found their soul mates and married them or, I don't know, found another way.
03:28Okay.
03:29So, well, I need to find out how.
03:32If we can figure out who my mom's parents were, then we can track the curse back and...
03:38Now I have a key?
03:40Still breaking and entering if you steal a key.
03:49Or she's going to kill us, you know.
03:51If we're late to the bachelorette party.
03:55Do you want to know the theme?
03:56Uh, I'm sure I don't.
03:58I should have her cancel the stripper.
04:01God, please tell me you're kidding.
04:03I'm kidding.
04:05Nothing could make her cancel the stripper.
04:10Fuck.
04:16Okay.
04:17First, we need to find my parents' marriage license.
04:19Uh, court, court, court, court, court, court.
04:23Desperse.
04:25Marriages.
04:26Uh, Alexandra Harpin and Jay Holman.
04:29They were married January 13th, 1997.
04:32This is 2013.
04:33There are literally tens of thousands of documents in here.
04:39Well, I don't get to work unless you want to miss the stripper.
04:42She will seriously kill her.
04:44Just tell her we're getting manicures or something.
04:47Mm-hmm.
04:48Okay.
04:48Mm-hmm.
04:54Mm-hmm.
04:56Mm-hmm.
04:57Mm-hmm.
04:57Mm-hmm.
04:58All right.
04:58Mm-hmm.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:07Racial?
05:17uh hey dad what are you doing trapping foxes oh i don't think there's any in here
05:27i am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiance
05:33she left where uh do you know where she went nope she didn't have much with her so i think
05:40she plans
05:40on coming back that's great dad thank you very comforting say that was a really interesting
05:49speech she made last night i don't want to talk about it okay i just i fucked up and i'm
05:54trying
05:54to fix it at least she's with nelly nelly will talk some sense into her oh you think my
06:01ex-girlfriend is gonna convince my fiance that i'm not a lying piece of shit what if there's someone
06:06else who's five percent more compatible for me and someone else who's five percent more compatible
06:09for him and how would either of us ever know that i mean i guess i would know if i
06:13fucking die
06:14at the altar i think you're right for complicating it
06:21oh okay then simplify it no i don't know i just mean that it's all subjective isn't it there are
06:26no
06:27signs from the universe it's just you taking something that happened and then deciding which
06:32details are important and which ones aren't and then deciding what it means like there's no
06:35cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out
06:50say go change your clothes i want to get the traps up before it gets too late
06:58oh you you want me to come with you of course you used to love fox jamming yeah i don't
07:03know if i
07:04loved it besides it's great to get out in nature it was good for me when i was in the
07:08woods as it were
07:09right uh you know that nowadays when you upset the person you love you don't disappear on a hunting
07:17trip you talk it out the person you are trying to reach is unavailable you know son something i've
07:24learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if she doesn't answer the phone
07:32get your shit
07:49hey happy bachelor party hey look at this they're cunningham men all together again i'm sorry dad i i can't
07:58do this with him come on what you did yesterday was fucked up you ruined my wedding that's dramatic
08:04i was trying to help her oh what by making her second guess our relationship two days before we
08:08get married yeah huge help i didn't make her do anything you could come on you asshole i was trying
08:12to open her eyes so she could adequately judge if you're a true soulmate or not no one asked you
08:17to
08:17do that it's a matter of life or death dad maybe this isn't the best time for this you used
08:23to love
08:23this partly in the trap yeah and i mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to
08:27bond and we
08:28all just end up miserable and cold we have to figure out some real shit you want to talk about
08:34real shit this is the end of how things are once your mother is gone everything is going to change
08:43we follow her rules she is what holds us together soon we're gonna have a decision to make
08:51let each other go or find a new reason to stick together
08:58but you're a full-grown man i can't make this decision for you just get over yourselves
09:12wait kathy harkin
09:17kathy harkin mark ellis married august 22nd 1997.
09:23really i don't know probably some relatives
09:34wait that's weird why would there be other people in my family that got married here
09:42maybe because your family are originally from here too
09:50or this place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all
09:55or it's just a coincidence
10:03ah hello here's a death certificate hmm death certificate kathy harkin
10:20oh god
10:21oh god
10:22well what what does that mean
10:29she died the same day she got married
10:37that's not a coincidence
10:43okay we should start looking for birth and death certificates too there may be more of them
10:49and maybe we can make like a like a family tree
10:55so
11:01so
11:20okay here's your parents and here's another death it's roger harkin october 9th 1941
11:29wait roger harkin i just i just i just saw this uh oh roger harkin okay roger harkin roger harkin
11:37roger harkin cause of death hemorrhage just like my mom
11:48he was married october 9th died october 9th 1941
11:57so
11:58so
12:08so
12:28Dad, he's ten years over, Dad.
12:33Right.
12:35Sorry.
12:36It's okay.
12:41I only got a piss.
12:43Keep an eye out.
13:00You should have told me about Mom like months ago.
13:06I tried, but you know how Mom is so protective of you.
13:14You could have told me anyway.
13:18Yeah, like you'd betray Mom's wishes.
13:21I'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child.
13:25It's fucking with me.
13:29Well, you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things.
13:33You can't accept the imperfection.
13:35You always have to overdo shit.
13:37But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor.
13:40It's true, dude.
13:42I've known you my whole life.
13:43You always have to have a perfect story.
13:45The perfect meet-cute for you.
13:47A perfect love story.
13:48Like you didn't embellish your story either.
13:50Well, she was my friend first.
13:52God, she was our friend.
13:53I'm not fighting with you about this.
13:54You brought it up.
13:55You brought it up.
14:03The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself.
14:06I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend.
14:08I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21.
14:11Okay, you were not in love with her back then.
14:13You just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you.
14:16It was obvious to anyone with eyes.
14:16You were mean to her.
14:17Yeah, because I was in love with her.
14:22I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it.
14:26But you only did it because it's a good story.
14:29No, that's not fucking true.
14:30It's true.
14:31You're drawn to stories, not people.
14:33You could have just talked to her and asked for her number and then still flown to my wedding.
14:37But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture.
14:42Fuck off. You weren't there.
14:43It was the right thing to do and I'm not talking to you about this.
14:46Let's just sit in silence.
14:47We're sitting in silence now.
15:09It's not your fault.
15:11It's not your fault.
15:17By the way.
15:19It's um...
15:20It's mom and dad's.
15:23They, uh...
15:24They fed you the stuff about perfection.
15:27Perfect relationship.
15:30Soulmate shit.
15:32They hid so much from all three of us.
15:37But mostly you.
15:40Just be careful.
15:41I don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do.
15:46You ruined everything last night.
15:48I had to make sure she understood the whole story, man.
15:51She was staking her belief on a lie.
15:53Okay, I know.
15:54I know.
15:55I'm fixing it.
15:55You have to get her to believe you're her soulmate.
15:57It's the only chance she might live.
16:17It's the only chance she might live.
16:26Jesus Christ.
16:26I get it.
16:26I have a great relationship.
16:28I don't need to defend my relationship to you.
16:30Then why are you defending it?
16:36What?
16:36That's a fox.
16:36This allogues.ет...
16:38...fuck
16:38him off. Holy shit.
16:46Fox! There's
16:46a fox.
16:47What? Yell for
16:48that!
16:48Well, uh, what
16:48do I yell again? Who-de-who...
16:50Who-de-who...
16:51Who-de-who...
16:51Who-de-who...
16:52Who-de-who...
16:54It's... Who-de
16:54-who.
16:55You idiots. Black Blue.
16:59Big Red.
17:01Nicky, that's your set.
17:07You do the honors.
17:14Safety's on. Keep it on till you get down the hill.
17:18All right. You're all right.
17:30You're all right.
17:47Fuck.
17:52Here's you.
17:59Here's your birth certificate.
18:01Oh, thank you.
18:08Okay, so it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin,
18:14and it looks like they had three kids.
18:16Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock, and one of them got married.
18:20That's Carrie Harkin, married April 27th, 1870, declared dead April 27th, 1870, hemorrhage.
18:30And Virginia Harkin, married November 1st, 1947, and also dead November 1st, 1947, hemorrhage.
18:40But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married?
18:42Only if you've accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one to spread to, I guess.
18:48These people, all of them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage.
18:55Like my grandmother, Audrey Audrey, she had my mom out of wedlock, right?
19:02So she obviously knew not to get engaged, but her sister, Laurie, wed February 10th and died February 10th.
19:15And it's the same with Kathy and Roger and Virginia and fucking Carrie dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
19:31dead, dead, dead, all of them fucking dead on their wedding day.
19:49And it goes all the way down to me tomorrow.
20:23How do you know all that?
20:25He told me.
20:31A 200-year-old man told you that?
20:34Yes.
20:36Yes?
20:46Do you believe me now?
20:55Do you believe me now?
21:12Oh, fuck.
21:16Dad, I think we should call it.
21:18We're never gonna find this thing.
21:20It's only got three legs.
21:22It's gonna get dark soon.
21:23If you keep your voices down, you're gonna scare it.
21:25You're gonna scare it?
21:26It chewed off its own bones fucking petrified.
21:29It's gonna run till its heart stops beating.
21:34Hey, what's the plan?
21:37Spend all night looking for it, only to help nature along?
21:41What?
21:41Letting it slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:49What if he just ran?
21:52Fuck all of this.
21:53Sorry, Nicky.
21:54Go home.
21:55Never look back.
21:57Yeah, if I did that, the curse would just spread to his bloodline.
22:01What does that mean exactly?
22:02Like, Nicky would have the curse?
22:04I think it means he would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring
22:10for the rest of their lives, so...
22:13But not...not an option.
22:19He doesn't deserve this.
22:21You don't either.
22:22But I've already got it, so...
22:24I think the only way out is...
22:27down the aisle.
22:28I live or die, and that's it.
22:36That's it.
22:37Why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid?
22:43I do...get paranoid.
23:03And just to be sure...
23:05you really believe the immortal moon?
23:08Yeah, everything he said was true.
23:13Shit.
23:17Shit.
23:20Shit.
23:24Shit.
23:30Shit.
23:32The bastard could be anywhere.
23:36Shit!
23:37Well?
23:38We split up.
23:39Great.
23:40I'll go see if we wandered back to the house.
23:44Good luck with the hunt.
23:45Nicky?
23:48No?
23:50Okay.
23:51Make sure to come to my room after, so you can tell me all about how you found the fox.
23:55And somebody's paw back on, and then the fox looked at you, and you know how he said,
23:58thank you so much, Nicky, for saving my life.
24:02You're my hero.
24:05Dad.
24:08Love these bonding trips with you.
24:10We didn't get to bond much, though, so...
24:13I'll give you guys a scoop.
24:15Nellie and I are getting divorced.
24:16What?
24:17What?
24:17Yeah.
24:19Sure was.
24:19What?
24:20You signed papers?
24:22Not yet.
24:25So, hey God, you had better not tell your mother this.
24:28Of course not.
24:28God forbid anyone's honest around here.
24:31Enjoy your night, praying for your triumphant victory.
25:03And I'm sorry.
25:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, Arlene Harkin, yeah?
25:34Born, 1900, married, 1922, we don't have a death for her.
25:42She must be dead now, they're all dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling, if you squint.
26:12Look.
26:20She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:26What?
26:27What the fuck?
26:29Wait, wait, wait, uh, how did she do it?
26:34I don't know, I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:40We gotta talk to her.
26:43Yes, but she's dead.
26:45We gotta talk to her.
26:46She's dead.
26:50We have to talk to her.
26:55We gotta talk to her.
27:05We gotta talk to her.
27:43You get changed, I'll get Portia on board, and I'll meet you in the sunken room.
27:47Play nice, or she won't help us.
27:58And I'll meet you next...
28:00And after all the night...
28:03We gotta talk to her.
28:06We gotta talk to her.
28:08We gotta talk to her.
28:11We gotta talk to her.
28:12We gotta talk to her.
28:17We gotta talk to her.
28:24What the fuck?
28:26Jesus, Portia.
28:28You're late, asshole.
28:29I'm sorry, Portia.
28:30What are you two doing all day?
28:31Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:35Oh, these look really good.
28:37I hope you tipped the blind child who did them.
28:39I'm sorry.
28:40I'm an honest person, Rachel.
28:42You can be honest with me.
28:43There's a lot of bad energy coming from you,
28:45and I think you understand how important this wedding is to my brother.
28:48My mom and the rest of our family.
28:50Do you?
28:53Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true.
28:57And I don't even care if you're carrying a blood evil curse.
29:00Because regardless, my brother loves you,
29:03and I will not let you bail on this wedding.
29:05I was practically left at the altar
29:07so that I married some random guy in Las Vegas.
29:09Don't tell my parents.
29:12And I will not let that happen to Nikki.
29:15Are you going to break my brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams?
29:17Be honest.
29:20Good.
29:21Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy, bachelorette party game that I planned?
29:27Before everything is ruined again because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you?
29:40Rachel, I don't say this lightly.
29:42You're really, really, really lucky to have me.
29:46Because I know how to summon the dead.
29:58We cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits.
30:05Evil is not welcome here.
30:13We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom to contact...
30:19Who?
30:21The credit.
30:22Right.
30:23For marital advice from the great beyond.
30:28Light this candle with your left hand,
30:30the hand connecting you to light.
30:36And then at the same time with your right hand touch a belonging of the deceased.
30:45Right hand towards darkness.
30:45This establishes your connection and then you'll ask your questions.
30:59Arlene Harkin.
31:03I'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before my wedding.
31:09I need to know how you knew for certain that your husband, David, was the one.
31:16Now everyone put your hands in.
31:33Um.
31:35Maybe ask in a different way.
31:40What do you mean in a different way?
31:41Rachel.
31:44Okay.
31:45Arlene,
31:46if you're there,
31:49please tell me how you survived.
31:59Maybe I just start with something less intense.
32:06Oh my God, I moved!
32:07I thought you'd done this before!
32:09But I've never worked before!
32:10What the fuck?
32:11Okay, uh, what do I, what do I, what do I do now?
32:13Talk to her, talk to her!
32:14Okay, uh, Arlene?
32:18Arlene?
32:21How did you survive your wedding day?
32:28Ask again!
32:30Arlene,
32:32how did you know that David was your soulmate?
32:53Oh my God!
32:59That's all right!
33:06Oh my God!
33:09Oh my God!
33:10Oh my God!
33:11Something hit me!
33:12Something actually hit me!
33:14Is it bad?
33:15What the fuck?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16What the fuck?
33:25Why am I gonna get out of the face car?
33:27Maybe.
33:27Fuck!
33:29No.
34:01Oh, fuck!
34:07I'm sorry, Dad.
34:16Dad?
34:30I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:34No.
34:35No.
34:36Last night was...
34:37It was completely my fault.
34:40I mean...
34:40Listen.
34:42Sometimes it's okay to keep secrets.
34:45To protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh...
35:01You heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:33So...
35:35Your mother is a good woman, she is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
36:12Arlene.
36:14Arlene.
36:15Come back.
36:16Arlene.
36:17What does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:26What does that mean?
36:30Please...
36:30Say it.
36:47Oh, Jesus Christ, we're trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in here?
37:03Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:09I'm gonna...
37:11Just one more time.
37:28Are you here?
37:54I don't know what to do anymore.
37:57I don't know what to do anymore.
38:03Something...
38:03Something happened back there, and you have to help me.
38:13I...
38:15I...
38:16I don't know.
38:19Are...
38:20Nikki and I soulmates because we can anticipate each other's needs most of the time, or...
38:28Are we not soulmates because he fucking lied about the plane?
38:39He lied about the fucking plane.
38:42And...
38:45My dad...
38:48He invited my dad.
38:53Fuck, it's like...
38:55Does he even know me?
39:00You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:12Okay.
39:12So then I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not.
39:19And then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is...
39:24Death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you, I would trust a version of myself that's loved him for three years...
39:32Mm.
39:33And agree to marry him and not the version who heard about a soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:43Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:46Yes.
39:47This...
39:48This curse...
39:51Thing...
39:52It's completely bent your reality.
39:55It's...
39:55It's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:02The only way to stop doubt...
40:05Is to make a decision and then you'll know.
40:08So just...
40:10Fuck this...
40:12Curse...
40:13And go back to reality, reality.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Mm.
40:18It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:21Mm.
40:22Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:23Cheers.
40:28That's all I get.
40:31Cheers.
40:32Have a look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:40Mm.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50You know, maybe keep it realistic.
40:52We can't lie.
40:54I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
40:59But...
41:00You know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving.
41:03What if the parachute didn't open?
41:06Oh, thank you.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:16Mm.
41:17Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:22He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:30Don't tell anyone.
41:39Don't tell anyone.
41:45Right.
41:55They've been sick.
42:04Mm.
42:10I know.
42:16Hey.
42:17Hey.
42:17Hey.
42:18Hey.
42:18Hey.
42:18Hey.
42:19Hey.
42:19Hey.
42:21Hey.
42:24Mom?
42:28Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:36Mom?
42:37Oh, hi, honey. Come.
42:40Come here.
42:46Hey.
42:50Um...
42:53I need to know
42:55if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:12No, honey.
43:16It wasn't...
43:18It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh...
43:28Some cheap thing.
43:30Heh.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time.
43:33I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad.
43:37I don't regret...
43:39And then what?
43:40You went back on your word?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:46Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
44:02But isn't that wonderful?
44:04Isn't that wonderful?
44:05Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:07No, that's not true.
44:08It is true.
44:09This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else?
44:16What else are you...
44:17Are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:39Mom?
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45:16Mom.
45:17Mom.
45:19Mom.
45:21Will shut the door?
45:23Something stolen.
45:28Something red.
45:43What the fuck did you do to me?
45:52I told her that I was a fly from her cheeks.
45:56I did not raise since 1956.
45:59She looked at the front.
46:01She made a magic sign.
46:03She said, now what you need is
46:05love for your number nine.
46:10She bent down and turned around and gave me a week.
46:14She said, I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink.
46:17So this man, I can't be kind of a jacket in the lake.
46:21I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:24I didn't know if it was day or night.
46:29I started kissing everything I say.
46:33But then I hit the top, got it, there he goes behind.
46:37I broke my head, what a love, love potion number nine.
46:55I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night.
47:03I started kissing everything I say.
47:06But then I hit the top, got it, there he goes behind.
47:10I broke my mind, what a love, love potion number nine.
47:16Love potion number nine.
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47:49Love potion number nine.
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