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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:02:55So...
00:03:04Why?
00:03:04I mean he can't do anything.
00:03:07Sorry.
00:03:07This impression?
00:03:10Yeah, no, this seems like I've had to...
00:03:13Higher said that.
00:03:16Nothing, no.
00:03:17No, this is bad.
00:03:17What the hell am I doing?
00:03:21hey hey oh oh my god it is going so badly with my dad wait let me put you on
00:03:27speaker
00:03:27when he's right here oh no no no that's not hey maggie i hope you're wearing your unity
00:03:32crystal have you led him through a brief grounding chant like isa just said not yet
00:03:37get back out there girl it's just
00:03:42dad hadn't actually noticed we were estranged which begs the question can you even be estranged
00:03:49from someone if the other person has no idea you know what would really help is a percussive bonding
00:03:54ritual okay great yeah um i'll try that then oh no oh i'm so sorry no it can't be done
00:04:01by an amateur
00:04:02i wish it was that simple could you do it with i mean i perfected the technique
00:04:09you know what i'd love to give this gift to you maggie could you bring pops to us my rain
00:04:16stick
00:04:16does not travel well oh yeah no that that sounds amazing i i just don't know if i could get
00:04:21my dad
00:04:22to go along with it max i know your dad's a menace but when he's done this a hundred times
00:04:27she's the reason angelina lets john boyt around for christmas
00:04:34well don't ask don't get rice oh amazing you're really starting to become someone of substance
00:04:57so even though you haven't noticed we are estranged i'm not sure that's possible if one of the
00:05:03estranged is unaware that he's estranged yeah i'm pretty sure a normal parent would have noticed they
00:05:09haven't spoken to their daughter in over three calendar years oh it hasn't been that long yes
00:05:13it has all right we can pretend it has if that's what you prefer oh we don't need to pretend
00:05:17because
00:05:17it is the literal truth your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant overuse of the word
00:05:23literal it literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so i can throw it you reached out
00:05:29to me i have been doing great without your work it's been amazing i have a plan sorry mr anderson
00:05:33i
00:05:33wanted to send a little something over i'm a huge fan i had the dvd box set of manager i
00:05:40used to watch
00:05:40it literally every day before school now i wish you were still on tv oh please come on is it
00:05:45your
00:05:45man's game you could do taskmaster you would be so funny uh could we get another water please
00:05:51of course oh thank you so much
00:06:01you know maggie it's really telling how people treat restaurant staff we were having a conversation
00:06:08no we were having a conversation as i was saying that's a fizz
00:06:12uh are you drinking again
00:06:26oh come on maggie try and relax
00:06:49uh hey just sort of interest what do you think of people who are like into crystals and first
00:06:54to go in my revolution yeah that's what i thought
00:07:03come on you were telling me about your work um yeah so um my play light glue nearly won this
00:07:11huge award
00:07:11only nearly
00:07:14well i got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions so
00:07:18my agent said a lot of the theater is really interested in it so what's your plan b
00:07:23sorry well you've been trying to get the writing going for some years now isn't it time that
00:07:27you know you considered exploring other avenues
00:07:39i'm gonna need another one of these
00:07:44i am going to have the burger please
00:07:48yeah actually i'll have the um is he's a salad yeah i'll um i'll have the burger please
00:07:53yes sir right so i've got something to ask you and i'd like to get this out of the way
00:07:59if i might
00:08:01i realize i haven't been the most family orientated father but uh you know to be fair to me
00:08:07i've had my work is a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us tends to happen no
00:08:11but
00:08:11like i recognize her like i'm sorry i've met her before maggie please concentrate
00:08:15tonight the national comedy awards are presenting me with a lifetime achievement award okay
00:08:26congratulations well thank you and i'd like you to come with me
00:08:31as you know i gave up television or what 20 years ago and i um i normally turn these kind
00:08:36of things down
00:08:37but i thought no no no it might be nice now to acknowledge the impact my work has had on
00:08:42the
00:08:42british comedy landscape you know my parents are long gone and as lovely as your mother may be i
00:08:47realized shortly after our wedding that marriage probably wasn't for me shortly after your wedding
00:08:53so essentially maggie you are my only family and i would like my family with me tonight
00:09:02i'm just a little um taken aback i suppose because you have never ever included me in anything to do
00:09:08with your work or indeed life before well i'm a private man i am your biological child tonight is
00:09:16important and important and you are important to me
00:09:29oh i stupidly cast a dog i mean what was i thinking all the time yapping away you know what
00:09:37someone
00:09:37nicked it ran off with it oh no people stole everything in those days 90s were much simpler hey
00:09:45do you know we had an on-set coke deal no you didn't yeah yeah do you know i put
00:09:50him in series
00:09:50three after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet ski there were so many more jet ski
00:09:57accidents back then
00:09:58you were always a weekly appearance oh poo on me i think you pardon um
00:10:20sorry tell me more about this
00:10:33okay um okay um okay i'll come what excellent yeah if you do something for me now
00:10:39what what what's what's going on look eddie has become one of those crystal woo-woo people and she
00:10:46goes everywhere with this awful tiktok hippie named whitney and long story short they are coming here to
00:10:50perform a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick and i can't stop them so just say
00:10:54nothing or nod and basically if we get through this i will come with you to your award saying do
00:10:59we have
00:10:59a deal is eddie your boyfriend no eddie is a girl she's my friend you have met her several times
00:11:10ah do we have a deal i'm not sure what the deal is but all right fine just say nothing
00:11:14okay it's hey
00:11:15girl mr anderson hi i'm whitney i am sure maggie's told you all about me but i am a professional
00:11:23light worker and well since losing my own father i've become particularly passionate about helping
00:11:28daddies i just spoke to the hostess who was such a sweetheart by the way literally an angel yeah i
00:11:35love her as well and she's actually given us use of the private dining room for a couple of hours
00:11:39i mean god isn't that so kind so okay so we'll go set up once we're done and well we
00:11:46can get started
00:11:46if you're concerned about the friction inherent in maggie's aura
00:11:55you've been working hard on that i think you'd be pleasantly surprised
00:12:01see you in there
00:12:09there's so many places i could start but professional light worker is as good as any
00:12:14no don't look i just need to figure out a way to get them out of here what possessed
00:12:18you to go along with something as excruciating as this eddie is my best friend and i just want
00:12:23to support her oh cut this you're not doing this to be supportive you're doing this because your
00:12:27best friend's got a shiny new pal and you're all jealous and i'm assuming because you're at join
00:12:32them you failed at beat them now instead of being honest with your friend you're prepared to go
00:12:37along with their delusions for what months years or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune
00:12:42in wales with no running water and at least one suspicious death oh it's devon actually integrity
00:12:47maggie integrity it's crucial for any writer worth this sort any person and it's not worth giving
00:12:56up but a drop of a rain stick you know you were lucky enough to inherit a reasonably sharp mind
00:13:03thanks
00:13:03to me and you're constantly disappoint me by wasting it
00:13:09excuse me
00:13:15excuse me
00:13:25we're ready i'm sorry whitney could i could you just um put eddie on
00:13:33hey what's up we're just in the back no i know um can you just um could you just come
00:13:39to the bathroom
00:13:39maybe just come here look i just want to talk to you maggie i'm not the expert here whitney is
00:13:49just come
00:13:50to talk to you maggie i just went
00:13:53to talk to you maggie
00:14:12and
00:14:12i'm
00:14:13to talk to you
00:14:14to talk to you
00:14:15to talk to you
00:14:18to talk to you
00:14:21Look, I was, um, too harsh.
00:14:26I was just, uh, concerned.
00:14:31I'm sorry.
00:14:36Did you just apologize?
00:14:41Might need a minute.
00:14:47You were mean.
00:14:50But you were right.
00:14:54Look, I understand that you feel that I haven't been the perfect father.
00:15:02I was, um, I was incredibly busy during your childhood.
00:15:08You know, I was writing and starring my own show.
00:15:13I put everything I had into the making of Man-Ager, everything.
00:15:16And, of course, there were epic highs.
00:15:19Oh, my God, there were epic highs.
00:15:22But the lows, the lows were terrible.
00:15:25I wonder what might have caused that.
00:15:26But we weren't like your generation.
00:15:28You see?
00:15:29You lot are more into, I don't know, self-flagellation.
00:15:34Begging therapists for the secular equivalent of ten Hail Marys.
00:15:38You know, when things were hard for us, we huddled together in someone's office, rang the local pub for delivery,
00:15:46and then we shook the cobwebs off.
00:15:51And as a result of that, I wasn't at home as much as I should have been.
00:15:59There are so many things I regret when it comes to you and your mother.
00:16:03So, well, I just, um, I just want us to have a better relationship.
00:16:13But, and I really, really want you to understand this, I cannot attend a rainstick healing ceremony, especially as you
00:16:24yourself know it, to be complete horseshit.
00:16:26We're ready.
00:16:30Um, we, um, we aren't, we aren't coming.
00:16:35Why not?
00:16:36Because this will really help Whitney gain more followers and we're fundraising for.
00:16:39So, what do you mean followers?
00:16:41Instagram followers.
00:16:44You were going to film this and put it on Instagram?
00:16:46Yeah, yeah, Whitney thought because your dad was on TV, it will help drive traffic to her page.
00:16:51But the point is, Maggie, this will really help you.
00:16:54Whitney really knows.
00:16:55Oh, Whitney does fuck all.
00:17:00What?
00:17:00Oh, nothing.
00:17:01Sorry.
00:17:02Oh, no, no.
00:17:04Whitney's.
00:17:06Oh, no, I don't have it in me.
00:17:07Whitney is an idiot.
00:17:09And you've become the most selfish fucking hippie I have ever met.
00:17:14What?
00:17:15Sorry.
00:17:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:18I'm sorry.
00:17:18It's all this bollocks.
00:17:20I know that healing can feel uncomfortable.
00:17:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:17:24Do you know about healing, Eddie?
00:17:25Do you even know what the word means?
00:17:27Because it doesn't mean going AWOL with a fake guru who clearly just stole your money to get turkey teeth.
00:17:34What are you talking about?
00:17:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:37There's no way the Eddie I know believes any of this shit.
00:17:41You have a sharper mind than that.
00:17:43It's just, it's disappointing, honestly.
00:17:45Maggie, maybe we should take a meditation break.
00:17:47I mean, your forehead veins are telling me your chakras are completely off balance.
00:17:51New rule.
00:17:52You're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated.
00:17:53I can't have loud emotional arguments in here.
00:17:56This is a restaurant.
00:17:56That's fine.
00:17:57We were just leaving.
00:17:58Eddie, come on.
00:17:58Eddie.
00:17:59No, you've said enough.
00:18:00I should have listened to Whitney and done this weeks ago.
00:18:02But Maggie, we're done.
00:18:05I don't want you in my life anymore.
00:18:09Good for you.
00:18:10Good for you.
00:18:17Sit down, darling.
00:18:27I'm really proud of you.
00:18:30You told her the truth.
00:18:33And the truth, as they say, will set you free.
00:18:37Hey, let me top you up.
00:19:01Could I trouble you for our coats, please?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:10Is she okay?
00:19:10What?
00:19:11Oh, fine.
00:19:11Yeah, fine.
00:19:12Nothing that a little fresh air won't fix.
00:19:14We're off to an awards ceremony up the road.
00:19:18Hope it doesn't drag on too long.
00:19:20You know what they're like.
00:19:22A bit like school assembly that you can't escape from.
00:19:26Mark.
00:19:26Mark Anderson.
00:19:27Me, yep.
00:19:28Any advance on the coat, love, please.
00:19:30But you don't remember me.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:32Now, you were probably too little.
00:19:35You're only nine, I think, tiny wee thing.
00:19:37I babysat for you back in Galway.
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:41I didn't think I'd see you again.
00:19:43And I sat down for lunch and bam, in your walks.
00:19:47I was only 20-odd.
00:19:49God, I was so young and I feel awful.
00:19:52Come on.
00:19:53And I felt so bad because your mom was so lovely.
00:19:58God.
00:20:00I didn't know what I was doing.
00:20:09You know, I refused to talk to that journalist woman.
00:20:15She called me a few months ago when I said I wouldn't talk about you,
00:20:18even though she said the other women had.
00:20:24Just so you know.
00:20:27Right, come on, then.
00:20:28What was she talking about?
00:20:29Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:20:30God knows.
00:20:32I don't think she's right in the head.
00:20:34What was she talking about?
00:20:35Oh, they try and do this to every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays.
00:20:42Some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic relationships in the 90s.
00:20:48Affairs?
00:20:48All consensual.
00:20:49All adults.
00:20:50But because some of these women that worked with me at the time...
00:20:54Poor you.
00:20:55Now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved.
00:20:57I mean, come on.
00:20:59It's just crap.
00:20:59It's nonsense.
00:21:01Well, what can you do?
00:21:02You know what I mean?
00:21:03Sell us papers.
00:21:04And that's why you want me to come with you tonight, right?
00:21:06No, of course not.
00:21:07You're about to get cancelled, so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man
00:21:11who wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:21:12All right, just calm down.
00:21:15I won't do that for you.
00:21:18You know, a not very wise man once said to me the truth will set you free, but...
00:21:21I think what he actually meant is it's more fun to be brutally honest, but only when it suits you.
00:21:27Which is not as catchy.
00:21:31I have spent so many years trying to figure you out.
00:21:37But if so much of what you say is a lie, then what's the point in even trying?
00:21:41I have this unshakable hope in us that made me come here today and it made me drink.
00:21:45And I don't drink anymore, but I can't say that to you because it's too close to the bone, isn't
00:21:48it?
00:21:50How many did you have before I got here today?
00:21:52Four or five?
00:21:55I'd have guessed four, but I'm a little rusty.
00:22:01I'm not like you.
00:22:06I'm medicated.
00:22:22I stole fifty quid from his wallet.
00:22:26Do you want a hot chocolate?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:23:05I'm going to save her.
00:23:06Oh, sorry.
00:23:08I know I need to fight for her.
00:23:09I know she deserves it, okay?
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12I'll send a Zoom link.
00:23:13Stop sending me fucking Zoom links.
00:23:16I am the captain now.
00:23:17No more Zoom.
00:23:19Just meet me in my flat in an hour.
00:23:21I'm bringing all the nerdy stationery I know you have.
00:23:23We're going big.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25I'll stop.
00:23:43They're nicer than I thought you were.
00:23:49My dad died jet skiing with his mistress in Jamaica when my mom was pregnant with me.
00:23:58There used to be a lot more jet skiing with me.
00:24:04Sacred inner space.
00:24:07We must be careful about who we allow to influence our fertile spirits.
00:24:13Especially as busy CEOs in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery.
00:24:21Did that work?
00:24:22Did that work?
00:24:23It is perfect.
00:24:24The CEOs are going to love it.
00:24:25And you'll be so grateful.
00:24:27Well, she better.
00:24:29Because, I mean, she hasn't actually paid me yet.
00:24:32I mean, that's the only reason I'm even here.
00:24:35She will.
00:24:35Don't worry.
00:24:36Because 20 grand will buy us a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
00:24:39I'll chase the invoice.
00:24:40Make sure it's cash or check.
00:24:42Once we get to Devon tomorrow, we won't have Wi-Fi on the farm.
00:24:46Right then.
00:24:47Those stationary honchos are absolutely ravenous for your keynote speech.
00:24:52They're just in with the Reiki fella now.
00:24:53In the meantime, we need your phones.
00:24:58The frog shaming has a bit of a thing about 5G.
00:25:01And we like to keep these retreats as screen-free as possible.
00:25:08Anya, Whitney was just asking about her fee.
00:25:10Oh, all in hand.
00:25:11We just need to get you in for a quick aura assessment, Whitney.
00:25:14Mandatory for all guest practitioners.
00:25:17Oh, sorry, babe.
00:25:20The assessment's strictly confidential.
00:25:22No plus ones.
00:25:22Whitney would want me there.
00:25:24I don't, actually.
00:25:25Just stay here and practice breathing.
00:25:35Anya wrote me into helping out?
00:25:37I really didn't want to, but I used to owe her bail money for that thing in Falaraki, so...
00:25:41They're like the other guests.
00:25:47Um...
00:25:49Is that a pager?
00:25:50Sorry, I, uh, I'm needed in the, um...
00:25:54Clonic tent.
00:25:55So just wait here and I'll with me long.
00:26:07I just thought people might be home.
00:26:09A sleepover print.
00:26:12What was that?
00:26:13I'm sorry, okay?
00:26:15I don't fuck all about this woo-woo shit.
00:26:16It's very hard to improvise around a subject you know nothing about.
00:26:19Which is why you were sent a 35-page primer.
00:26:22Can confirm it was sent to your Gmail authors?
00:26:24It was home-a-block last weekend.
00:26:26Call yourself an ally.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:28Let me summarize.
00:26:29Print.
00:26:29You probably need a refresher, too, so...
00:26:36Right, so the goal today is to deprogram Eddie and save her from Whitney's evil scheme.
00:26:41It's not as simple as just showing her the evidence we've found.
00:26:44Eddie has really drunk that kombucha Kool-Aid, so we need to be careful.
00:26:48But if we can keep her here and follow these simple steps I found on Reddit...
00:26:53Oh, I think we have a shot at success.
00:26:56I know it's a big fucking swing, but it's the least Eddie deserves.
00:26:59Which is why I stepped up to be the primary slash only financial backer and executive producer.
00:27:04Right.
00:27:04Thank you, Krent.
00:27:06We've got step one out of the way.
00:27:08We've got them separated.
00:27:09And Anya's holding Whitney off.
00:27:11For now.
00:27:12But we're on the clock, people.
00:27:14Whitney is getting on a secret fight early tomorrow morning.
00:27:16So we need to intercept today.
00:27:19Save Eddie and...
00:27:20And get her goddamn money back.
00:27:24I was getting to that.
00:27:26Eddie has transferred almost everything she has into Whitney's bank account so that she can buy this supposed farm in
00:27:33her name.
00:27:34But we know the pictures she showed Eddie are just the fifth result when you Google image search.
00:27:41English farm.
00:27:43Phone me.
00:27:44We need to get that money out of Whitney's account by EOD before it's gone forever.
00:27:51What's this kind of day?
00:27:52I've almost cracked Whitney's account, but I've come up against one final hurdle.
00:27:56The memorable question.
00:27:58What's the memorable question?
00:27:59First pet's name.
00:28:02He looks like a Larry.
00:28:04Try Larry.
00:28:05That is where Anya comes in.
00:28:10Ready to start the assessment?
00:28:13I've never seen equipment like this before.
00:28:16May I ask which practitioner this is informed by?
00:28:19Oh, I believe it was Savaya Subramaniyaswami who perfected the technique.
00:28:26Impressive.
00:28:27So, question one.
00:28:29What would you say your soul animal is?
00:28:34Soul animal.
00:28:36Damn, she's good.
00:28:37Okay then, team.
00:28:43Send in the interrogator.
00:28:49Jillian.
00:28:50Eddie.
00:28:51What a lovely surprise.
00:29:02Well now.
00:29:03It's been a while.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Sorry, did Anya invite you?
00:29:08Retirement, it turns out, is awfully boring.
00:29:11So I've been doing some light events catering.
00:29:14Keeps me busy.
00:29:16Would you like a cheese spoon?
00:29:18I made them this morning.
00:29:24Are you sure your mom can do this?
00:29:27When I was 17, I admitted to making her a drink at a wedding I hadn't even been at.
00:29:31What's her secret?
00:29:32Guilt.
00:29:33And crumbs.
00:29:35Ooh.
00:29:37Wow.
00:29:38Mm.
00:29:38That's so loose.
00:29:41So, Eddie, I hear you're moving to Devon tomorrow.
00:29:45Mm.
00:29:47We've bought a small farm.
00:29:50And we're going to live off the land and start an intentional community focused on inner peace.
00:29:56Make sure you finish that, love.
00:29:57It's bad luck to leave a scorn in half.
00:30:00And how can your friend Whitney afford a farm?
00:30:06We bought it together.
00:30:08That's nice.
00:30:0950-50 sort of a deal.
00:30:11And you've been down to have a look, I take it, before making any financial commitment.
00:30:19Wow.
00:30:20That was delicious.
00:30:24Really overwhelming.
00:30:27In a good way.
00:30:30Have another one.
00:30:32While they're fresh.
00:30:37Did you see that?
00:30:39That was good.
00:30:41Very, yeah.
00:30:42What was it there?
00:30:43The look on Eddie's face.
00:30:46It's the same look she gets when someone offers her a bump in the loo.
00:30:50She's not sure.
00:30:58Lucas, I don't want to get involved in the rift between you and Maggie.
00:31:03But I'm her mommy.
00:31:04And I've got to say one thing.
00:31:05What's she doing?
00:31:06You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:08You're her family, Eddie.
00:31:11And I just...
00:31:12I worry about what will happen to her without you.
00:31:16How about what will happen to me?
00:31:20Quiet!
00:31:21Pull her out!
00:31:22And sit on her.
00:31:23Just go!
00:31:27Jesus!
00:31:29Jillian!
00:31:31I have spent a lot of my life looking after Maggie.
00:31:34You abandoned her, Eddie.
00:31:36Do you have any idea what that did to her?
00:31:39Jillian!
00:31:42There you are!
00:31:44Everything is ready for your acupuncture session with Sean Ness Café.
00:31:55Of course!
00:31:58We wouldn't want to keep Sean Ness Café wishing, would we?
00:32:14I recently discovered that I was a dog in most of my previous lives.
00:32:18And I must say, I think I recognise the scent of your astral trail, Whitney.
00:32:25Perhaps we were puppies together in Soviet Russia.
00:32:31Would that be something?
00:32:36Ever had a dog, Whitney?
00:32:38One.
00:32:39As a kid, her name was Baby.
00:32:41Baby!
00:32:43Is that?
00:32:44Baby.
00:32:45Yeah, Baby.
00:32:47Don't do that.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I didn't know about the attempt they made.
00:32:54Oh, good!
00:32:58That was not what I asked you to do.
00:33:00I think you'll find it's exactly what you asked.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:03I sowed seeds of doubt.
00:33:04And then I had some time left over, so I thought I'd try and help.
00:33:07I'm not doing this for me, Mum.
00:33:08I'm doing it for Eddie.
00:33:08Of course you are, darling.
00:33:13Okay, time for stage three.
00:33:14In form.
00:33:15Ready to go?
00:33:16Toast, babe.
00:33:17I mean, if I was right about what an HDMI cable is.
00:33:19Wait, wait.
00:33:20Before we watch, I just want to say...
00:33:25From the moment I saw Flubber in my father's home theatre,
00:33:28I knew my future lay in the art of what the French call cinema.
00:33:32Oh, God, I knew I should have worked at this first.
00:33:52Hey, Eddie.
00:33:53Don't freak out.
00:33:54Sit down.
00:33:55Relax.
00:33:57In his seminal, 1981 paper, Cult Formation,
00:34:01the psychiatrist Robert J. Lifton observed
00:34:04that the most common, unifying feature of high-control groups
00:34:07is the presence of a charismatic leader,
00:34:10one who can't be questioned or held accountable for anything they do.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17All of us can relate to having someone to look up to.
00:34:21For instance, if Madonna told me to plunge my hands into a bucket of hot piss,
00:34:26I'd say pass the bucket.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean I wouldn't regret it later, Eddie,
00:34:32when I'm scrubbing my hands under hot water
00:34:34trying to get the smell of piss off me.
00:34:37Once strictly a job for dirty white men.
00:34:41Cult leadership is now a viable option for people from all walks of life.
00:34:45Even hot girls.
00:34:51Shit, she's getting antsy.
00:34:52No, we knew this would happen, so...
00:34:54we also have to do this.
00:35:14What the fuck, Frank?
00:35:16Well, I did better than whatever that was.
00:35:18Get her off!
00:35:19This is gonna kill me!
00:35:22What were you thinking?
00:35:23I was thinking my audience needed some sugar with their medicine!
00:35:26I'm gonna kill her!
00:35:27I'm gonna kill her!
00:35:29Look, this isn't some fun bitch!
00:35:31This is Eddie's life!
00:35:32And if we fuck this up because you idiots
00:35:34can't do anything normally,
00:35:36then I might lose her for good this time,
00:35:37and I can't face that, okay?
00:35:40I can't face it!
00:35:43No, please!
00:35:44Just fucking focus!
00:35:50Just try, Larry.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53No!
00:35:54No, no!
00:35:55No.
00:35:57Gee, it must nearly be time for my talk.
00:35:59You've actually only been here for 20 minutes.
00:36:01The oral reading can really contort your sense of time.
00:36:05If you let it.
00:36:06My sense of time was specifically complimented on
00:36:09by a clockless monk I met in Peru.
00:36:15Wait.
00:36:16What's she doing?
00:36:22It's happening!
00:36:23Stage four, people!
00:36:24Come the fuck on!
00:36:35One sec.
00:36:37Gotta wrangle some lost herbalists.
00:37:09Oh, hey!
00:37:14Andy, can you just check my crotches dry?
00:37:18Is this for real?
00:37:22It's locked!
00:37:25Why? You shouldn't be locked.
00:37:27Fuck!
00:37:27Ryan!
00:37:28Gillian!
00:37:29Andy, what?
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her!
00:37:33Fucking help her!
00:37:35Oh, no, no, no!
00:37:37Quick, you.
00:37:38Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There is a map in your emails.
00:37:40No, I mean, she's not in the room.
00:37:42What?
00:37:46Help us, you prick!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh, you'll be shouting like that.
00:37:51You might burst the baby.
00:37:53Oh, you need to distract me.
00:37:54Take my hand.
00:37:56Talk.
00:37:57Talk about what?
00:37:59Maggie, they need you.
00:38:00Yeah, but we...
00:38:00We'll find her.
00:38:03Help me.
00:38:05Help me.
00:38:05Take me.
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney.
00:38:15It's kind of an extreme thing to do.
00:38:17It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual, please.
00:38:19There's been all of 2009 in an ashram in Croydon.
00:38:23No ad-libbing.
00:38:24What I know is, it looks to me like...
00:38:27It looks to me like you're doing what you always do.
00:38:30Running away.
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help.
00:38:34I don't think that will help.
00:38:36I think everything felt really hard.
00:38:39And you wanted to be someone else.
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy.
00:38:44And not constantly fighting anymore.
00:38:46I know what that's like.
00:38:48I get that.
00:38:49I really do.
00:38:49But you know what my mum always says?
00:38:51Wherever you go, wherever you go, there you are.
00:38:59You didn't have to do the fucking accent.
00:39:04Oh shit.
00:39:23Now, I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like.
00:39:28But I'm pretty sure it's an apple juice.
00:39:37I'm a fucking bartender.
00:39:41Good boy.
00:39:47Shit!
00:39:49She's loose.
00:39:50Quick.
00:39:51Quick, somebody get eyes on Eddie.
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie.
00:39:55What is this?
00:39:56Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us.
00:40:00Oh my god.
00:40:01Oh my god, Eddie.
00:40:02These people locked me in a room.
00:40:03No, we didn't.
00:40:04There was no lock.
00:40:05We made very sure of that.
00:40:06Yeah, we used lies instead.
00:40:08Eddie, we need to get out of here.
00:40:10Like, now.
00:40:11Her dad is alive.
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss, 66.
00:40:17Happily married to Angela Hodgkiss.
00:40:18Also 66.
00:40:19Forever 40 years.
00:40:21That's a picture of him with Whitney.
00:40:23Or Catherine, since that's her real name, actually.
00:40:25At a family reunion a few months ago.
00:40:29He messaged earlier asking if you might need a lift from the airport tomorrow.
00:40:33Didn't I say they would try and discredit me like this?
00:40:36They are demons and they want to block your path to the light.
00:40:38And she is also a failed slime influencer.
00:40:41She's actually a serial influencer, which is really sad.
00:40:44All my friends are influencers without even trying to be.
00:40:47She keeps making online personas to scam people, Eddie.
00:40:50She's been doing it for years.
00:40:52I can't believe we need to point this out.
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth.
00:40:56They are insanely white.
00:40:58She looks like she's on Geordie Shore.
00:40:59She's not even a real healer.
00:41:00She's a liar.
00:41:01Our crystal necklaces are idiots.
00:41:03We should never talk to them.
00:41:04Don't you see?
00:41:05She's a wolf.
00:41:08You're being insane.
00:41:10Stop it, stop.
00:41:12Eddie, none of this was meant to hurt you.
00:41:14Maybe this wasn't the right way to go about it,
00:41:17but I knew you needed to be un-brainwashed
00:41:20and maybe we should have got an expert
00:41:22and we didn't have much time.
00:41:23And please, Eddie, I'm sorry.
00:41:26I didn't mean to make you feel, but I'm trying to save you.
00:41:29I might be bad at it, but look, I'm trying.
00:41:36Is your dad alive?
00:41:39Depends what you mean by dad.
00:41:41I mean, is my birth father alive?
00:41:46Well, sure.
00:41:47So when you told me that you knew exactly how I felt,
00:41:51that you'd been on the same journey as me
00:41:53and you knew how to fix me,
00:41:55that was just marketing.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59Give Eddie her money back.
00:42:00You give it back and you leave
00:42:01and let her family take care of her.
00:42:04If you're referring to the investment
00:42:06Eddie willingly made into our intentional community,
00:42:09then those funds have already been used to buy land.
00:42:11the land we decided to buy together.
00:42:13We know there's no land, Whitney.
00:42:15It doesn't exist.
00:42:19You know,
00:42:21I actually help people.
00:42:24And you all find that so challenging
00:42:26that you have to try and discredit me
00:42:28and make up all these lies.
00:42:31Oh, we are the liars.
00:42:32When you are the one with a made-up name.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go and shove a crystal dildo
00:42:37up your hole, Catherine?
00:42:39I've had to deal with this kind of prejudice
00:42:43ever since I began healing others.
00:42:46Much like,
00:42:47much like Jesus Christ himself.
00:42:50Who?
00:42:50Come on!
00:42:51Much like Jesus Christ himself had to endure.
00:42:55And if requiring some financial compensation
00:42:59for the burden I carry with me every day
00:43:02for being a bearer of light
00:43:04is a bad thing to you?
00:43:06Well,
00:43:07that says everything about you people.
00:43:09And how little you value enlightenment.
00:43:13I mean,
00:43:15what do you offer each other?
00:43:20Lights.
00:43:24Because I
00:43:26can take you to the light.
00:43:37Let's go.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:58You're gonna believe these freaks over me?
00:44:01The person who saved you?
00:44:04You?
00:44:10You know,
00:44:11one day
00:44:12I will ascend
00:44:13to the celestial heaven
00:44:15that's waiting for me.
00:44:16And I will look down
00:44:18on all of you
00:44:19from my throne of purity
00:44:21with my childhood cat Choo-Choo
00:44:24by my side
00:44:24because I know
00:44:26she's waiting for me.
00:44:30And I will watch y'all
00:44:33burn.
00:44:36Come back here, Finn.
00:44:43Oh, no.
00:44:48What
00:44:50a day.
00:44:52What?
00:44:54Anya?
00:44:55Are you not pregnant?
00:44:57I don't like any more.
00:44:59So where's the baby?
00:45:01At home.
00:45:03Saves.
00:45:04Saves so fast.
00:45:06And she jumped
00:45:06through a really high window.
00:45:08Do you know
00:45:09if she's ever been
00:45:09in Cirque du Soleil
00:45:10or something?
00:45:11Which could place her?
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi,
00:45:15I'm a fucking idiot
00:45:16who gave all my money
00:45:17to a white girl
00:45:18who owns
00:45:18Clip-In dreadlocks.
00:45:20They can't do anything.
00:45:21I gave her that money.
00:45:31Ryan?
00:45:33Was I in a tiny cult?
00:45:35A bit, yeah.
00:45:38It's all right, Eddie.
00:45:39We've all found ourselves
00:45:40in a pyramid scheme or two.
00:45:42And this,
00:45:43this was the only way
00:45:45to fucking tell me that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you and me.
00:45:58I don't want to do that.
00:46:00Eddie, please, just...
00:46:03Just give me one night.
00:46:07I don't want to be here.
00:46:08Well, we can leave.
00:46:10We can go somewhere else.
00:46:13Where?
00:46:28I was in your dream last night
00:46:32I came to tell you everything
00:46:35It tastes so bad
00:46:41It tastes so strong
00:46:46I love them
00:46:49How I feel
00:46:52I hope you understand
00:46:55Sorry, we're closed
00:46:56for a private function.
00:46:57Well, tell the mom's staff.
00:46:58Look, my boyfriend sucks
00:46:59and I need to drink
00:47:00to forget he eats this.
00:47:01That way when I next see him
00:47:02it will be a nice surprise.
00:47:04We went to see the hangover too
00:47:05and afterwards all I said
00:47:06was that men aren't as funny
00:47:07as they think they are
00:47:07and they kicked off.
00:47:08Why are they so wet?
00:47:10Why is it so fucking quiet in here?
00:47:13You're out of wake.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:19It's not even young
00:47:20or important, was it?
00:47:21Nah, just my dad.
00:47:24Oh my God.
00:47:25Oh, Eddie,
00:47:26I am so sorry for your loss.
00:47:27You know, your dad loved you so much.
00:47:29Thanks, Angie Babs.
00:47:30He was always so proud of you.
00:47:34Oh, would you like a...
00:47:35Double jug and coat, please, babes.
00:47:37I'll bring it over.
00:47:38Oh, thank you.
00:47:41I have crashed your funeral.
00:47:43I think it's called awake
00:47:44if there's booze.
00:47:46You don't happen to have
00:47:46any kind of trap door
00:47:47you could open beneath me or...
00:47:50This isn't going to work.
00:47:52A highlight, truly,
00:47:53of our friendship
00:47:53isn't going to make everything okay.
00:47:54I know, I know.
00:47:55What's more complicated than...
00:47:56The fact that the way we met
00:47:56is funny and adorable
00:47:57doesn't mean that we're supposed
00:47:58to be in each other's lives forever.
00:47:59I know, Eddie.
00:48:03Why don't you just sit?
00:48:09One sec.
00:48:24It's just a glass.
00:48:25It's not safe.
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:35Is that from when Ryan was in his...
00:48:36Oh!
00:48:42Starlight Express era.
00:48:43I'm going to stay with Jay.
00:48:44No, Eddie J's...
00:48:45Jay moved to Arizona
00:48:47to prepare for the apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I please borrow your phone?
00:48:53I need to Google
00:48:53free accommodation in London.
00:48:54Well, that is a one-way take
00:48:55to sex trafficking
00:48:56so I'm going to say no.
00:49:00Will you promise me one night I...
00:49:33Of all the old man pubs
00:49:35and all of mid-recession Dalston,
00:49:37I walked into yours.
00:49:39You realise my dad's wake
00:49:40might not be the hilarious memory
00:49:41that you think it is?
00:49:42Oh!
00:49:44Why wasn't the one laughing?
00:49:47Oh!
00:49:49So, what I'm going to do
00:49:50is quietly and respectfully
00:49:52tiptoe out of here
00:49:53and you never have to see me again.
00:49:54I don't think so.
00:49:55It would just look weird
00:49:56if you leave so quickly.
00:49:57Oh, come on.
00:49:57You need to work
00:49:58on your mourner persona.
00:49:59Are you a relative?
00:50:01Ooh, secret family.
00:50:03Uh...
00:50:03Maybe I could be, like,
00:50:04a young runaway
00:50:06your dad took in.
00:50:08God, sorry.
00:50:08It's really hard
00:50:09to work with the age difference.
00:50:11I haven't laughed
00:50:12in so long
00:50:12that my face actually hurts.
00:50:21Ooh.
00:50:28I have always depended
00:50:29on the kindness of strangers.
00:50:32Theodora.
00:50:33And it's over.
00:50:34Theodora, my glass
00:50:35has been empty for an hour.
00:50:37I wish you'd go round
00:50:38to do top-ups.
00:50:39I'm actually at my father's wake
00:50:40in more of a personal capacity
00:50:41as much as I valued him
00:50:43as an employer,
00:50:43but you're welcome to do it.
00:50:45Or, Jay?
00:50:46No, your brother
00:50:47needs to get back to work
00:50:47before the U.S. markets open
00:50:49and I need to be available
00:50:50for people.
00:50:51Eddie, I...
00:50:53am the widow.
00:50:55You divorced him 15 years ago.
00:50:57Who's this?
00:50:59Uh...
00:50:59Maureen Johnson.
00:51:01Um, good friend
00:51:01of the deceased.
00:51:03Cam.
00:51:04Cam.
00:51:05The deceased
00:51:05was his golf nickname.
00:51:07Cameron didn't play golf.
00:51:09Funny.
00:51:09He never mentioned
00:51:10an ex-wife.
00:51:11Not once in all
00:51:12our golf times.
00:51:14Hmm.
00:51:17Brave to go after my mum.
00:51:19We've just met.
00:51:20Are you too close?
00:51:21Like sisters.
00:51:23Buffet emergency.
00:51:24Sorry, but we are headed
00:51:25straight for a sausage roll
00:51:27drought, Eddie.
00:51:28Now, I can go
00:51:29to the Big Sains...
00:51:30No, it wasn't sausage rolls.
00:51:31No?
00:51:31No, Dad hated sausage rolls.
00:51:33He said they looked
00:51:34like flaky dicks.
00:51:34It was...
00:51:35We are headed straight
00:51:36for a scotch egg drought, Eddie.
00:51:38Now, I can go
00:51:39to the Big Sains, for example.
00:51:39Well, this is Maureen.
00:51:41Maggie.
00:51:42Donovan.
00:51:42Entrette.
00:51:43This is Maggie.
00:51:44He's a funeral crusher.
00:51:46This is my best friend, Will.
00:51:47Ew!
00:51:48Your best friend is a man.
00:51:50Good God, aren't you?
00:51:52You have to admit, though,
00:51:53it felt like we were
00:51:54destined to meet.
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you made me laugh
00:51:56when I was sad.
00:51:57When he always said...
00:51:58Oh, come on.
00:51:58She always said,
00:51:59use fun as a tool
00:52:00to keep me captive.
00:52:01Well, that's insane.
00:52:01Her point was that
00:52:02you deflect with jokes
00:52:03to avoid the real shit.
00:52:05I don't avoid
00:52:05the real shit, Eddie.
00:52:06I can't.
00:52:08I just learnt that
00:52:09having a sense of humour
00:52:09about that kind of stuff
00:52:10is sort of crucial
00:52:11for survival.
00:52:13sitting in the misery
00:52:14won't make the misery
00:52:15go away.
00:52:16I know I might not
00:52:17be your classic version
00:52:18of a support sister,
00:52:19but I do support you.
00:52:21Like, when you first
00:52:22took over Wetmouth.
00:52:23Is that a new nickname?
00:52:24It's gross.
00:52:26It's what you should
00:52:26rename the poem.
00:52:28No one wants to get
00:52:29fucked up in the red lion.
00:52:31Lions are orange.
00:52:33Shut up.
00:52:34I haven't decided yet.
00:52:35Like, I'd have to
00:52:36leave law school.
00:52:37Eddie, anyone can be
00:52:38a lawyer, but not
00:52:38everyone gets to run
00:52:39a cool bar.
00:52:39It's not cool.
00:52:40Yeah, but it could be.
00:52:41All you have to do is,
00:52:42like, get someone from
00:52:43Vice to DJ once a month
00:52:44and make sure the
00:52:45bathrooms are disgusting.
00:52:47What are you doing?
00:52:48Just come up here.
00:52:51You got any stiggies?
00:52:53Mm.
00:53:06Make a wish, bitch.
00:53:09It's like you're
00:53:10campaigning to be
00:53:11the mayor of my life.
00:53:12None of this is relevant.
00:53:13Stop doing that.
00:53:15It's fucking pointless.
00:53:17Being your friend
00:53:18is hard fucking work,
00:53:19Maggie.
00:53:19You're just ignoring
00:53:20all the times you...
00:53:22Hey, you okay?
00:53:24You look hungover.
00:53:25I'm fine.
00:53:25Thank you for saying
00:53:26I look like shit.
00:53:27Where's the other coat?
00:53:29Oh, sorry.
00:53:30I asked for two glasses.
00:53:32You've only given me one.
00:53:34I had zero living family
00:53:36who could support me
00:53:36in any real way.
00:53:37I know.
00:53:38And then suddenly
00:53:38dropped on my lap
00:53:39was his massive responsibility.
00:53:41The bar.
00:53:41You.
00:53:42Robert Downey Jr.
00:53:43Unconfirmed,
00:53:44but I see it.
00:53:45Carrie Fisher.
00:53:46Legend.
00:53:47Vincent Van Gogh.
00:53:48No way.
00:53:49Do not cut off your ear.
00:53:51I will try.
00:53:52Mel Gibson.
00:53:53They can't all be good.
00:53:55Kurt Cobain.
00:53:56I know you girls say
00:53:57having a disgusting toilet
00:53:58makes the bar cooler,
00:53:59but there's got to be
00:54:00limits to that,
00:54:01don't we think?
00:54:01Can you just leave out
00:54:02the ones who kill themselves?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:08Great.
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor.
00:54:10What about her?
00:54:11I'm finding cool celebrities
00:54:12with bipolar disorder
00:54:13to cheer Maggie up.
00:54:15Well, the first thing to do
00:54:16is find the best treatment
00:54:17and get you into a routine.
00:54:20I think moving in with me
00:54:21would do you a world of good
00:54:22in that respect.
00:54:23No way.
00:54:24Just while you're...
00:54:24No.
00:54:25But darling,
00:54:25I don't want you to be alone
00:54:26while you're...
00:54:35I can stay with her for a bit.
00:54:38Oh, look, it's fine.
00:54:39I'm...
00:54:39No, no, no.
00:54:39It'll be a nice change
00:54:40from upstairs.
00:54:42I've got so many rats now.
00:54:43I might need to build
00:54:44some sort of home for them.
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:50Is that cool?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:54Grant.
00:54:55That's it.
00:54:59Do you have any jobs going?
00:55:01I can't do this anymore.
00:55:04Oh, my God.
00:55:07The six months that Annie worked
00:55:08here were the drunkest of my life.
00:55:10Yeah, I know.
00:55:11I live with you for most of them.
00:55:14Right.
00:55:16That must have been a lot for you.
00:55:17I get it.
00:55:19You don't get it, Maggie.
00:55:20How could you?
00:55:21I do.
00:55:21No, you don't.
00:55:22You have never had to be responsible
00:55:24for anyone else
00:55:25in your whole life.
00:55:27Where are you?
00:55:28Kissing!
00:55:32Kissing!
00:55:47How's it looking, Amir?
00:55:50Something or someone
00:55:50has given birth in the sink,
00:55:52but other than that,
00:55:53I'm not the same.
00:55:55Look, I know you think
00:55:56this friendship
00:55:56has been about you
00:55:57looking after me,
00:55:58and I get that,
00:55:59but I look after you two.
00:56:01No, you don't.
00:56:02I do, Eddie,
00:56:03just because my care
00:56:04looks different to yours.
00:56:05Name one time
00:56:05you've looked after me
00:56:06successfully.
00:56:07Other than today.
00:56:08Maggie.
00:56:09Fine.
00:56:13Exactly.
00:56:14Just give me a minute.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:20How about that time you...
00:56:21They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:24Okay, go home.
00:56:25I'll run the break.
00:56:26That's not what happened.
00:56:27They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:31Okay, go home.
00:56:32I'll run the break.
00:56:32My point still stands.
00:56:33You're making it sound
00:56:34like a bigger deal
00:56:35than it was
00:56:36because you always
00:56:36change the narrative
00:56:37to suit you.
00:56:38No, I don't.
00:56:38You change so many details.
00:56:40Eddie.
00:56:43My memory is fucked
00:56:45from years of being on lithium.
00:56:47I'm sorry.
00:56:48It's not intentional.
00:56:49It's not malicious.
00:56:50I just...
00:56:51I can't remember
00:56:52every detail
00:56:52of every moment,
00:56:53and that makes me sad
00:56:54sometimes,
00:56:54but, yeah.
00:56:56Can't be helped.
00:56:58It's not on purpose.
00:57:02I'm sorry
00:57:03if it's too much.
00:57:05I'm sorry
00:57:06if I lent on you.
00:57:07I honestly didn't know
00:57:07I was doing it.
00:57:08I just didn't have the tools
00:57:10to...
00:57:11I didn't have any tools.
00:57:13It's like I was
00:57:14trying to fix an engine
00:57:15with my bare hands
00:57:15and no YouTube.
00:57:18I'm sorry.
00:57:18You had to be like
00:57:19the farmer hoggett
00:57:21to my babe.
00:57:38That's my second Regina
00:57:40of the night.
00:57:40It's my shag.
00:57:52Sometimes I think
00:57:53it was more like
00:57:53the babe
00:57:55leading the babe.
00:57:56I don't know.
00:57:56I don't know.
00:58:27Okay, maybe my shitty memory only remembers the good things, but the night you will miss when we...
00:58:38Listen, he is definitely the best shag I've ever had, including women, which is very unusual.
00:58:45Congratulations, Ours.
00:58:46It's all about the knuckles.
00:58:47The knuckles!
00:58:50It would be classic Anya to like that, though.
00:58:53You made a cute speech.
00:58:55Did I? I don't remember.
00:58:56Oh, come on.
00:58:57No, I don't.
00:58:59I told you, I'm basically Dory from Finding Nemo if she also had a mood disorder.
00:59:03You said something like...
00:59:05Hear ye, hear ye.
00:59:07I have known Miss Theodora Rushton for six years now, and in that time she has made my life infinitely
00:59:14better.
00:59:15Oh, this is a serious one.
00:59:16On top of that, she has single-handedly turned Wet Mouth into the three-time motherfucking Halloween over for the
00:59:26year!
00:59:30Eddie, I have seen you deal with every setback, every angry drunk man, every pile of puke in the bathroom
00:59:38like it's nothing but I know, we know, it's not nothing, it's amazing.
00:59:44Eddie, Eddie, you are the coolest, strongest, smartest person I know, and I really fucking love you.
00:59:53No, I can't.
00:59:53No, you have to feel feelings.
00:59:55No, I don't.
00:59:55Tickle her until she feels feelings.
00:59:57Massive feelings.
01:00:01That was gorgeous, babe.
01:00:03Oh, nice!
01:00:05Sorry, I don't want to be rude, but who are you?
01:00:07I'm nice.
01:00:09I was sat at the table next to you at the walls and thought you guys seemed more fun.
01:00:16Ryan in the house!
01:00:18Ryan in the house!
01:00:23I can't believe that's how we met him and now that bitch is literally the executor of my will.
01:00:28I know.
01:00:29Could have been a kid or a furry for all he knew.
01:00:34That's not a great example, by the way.
01:00:36What?
01:00:36Of you being an amazing friend, it doesn't really support your argument.
01:00:40My argument?
01:00:41Yeah, because that night ended when you...
01:00:42Is he on any medication?
01:00:43Do we know?
01:00:44Hello?
01:00:46Medication?
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:48We're not on drugs!
01:00:50It was only meds.
01:00:52I wasn't supposed to drink on them, but...
01:00:54But you did.
01:00:55And I don't get to be angry about that because it's like, oh, Maggie has bipolar.
01:00:59She can't help it.
01:01:00It's not her fault.
01:01:00So then I have to bury my feelings.
01:01:02I never asked you to bury them.
01:01:03That night was supposed to be about dad.
01:01:05So he could see that everything was okay.
01:01:09I didn't know that.
01:01:11Because it's stupid.
01:01:13Can't see anything.
01:01:15He's dead.
01:01:19Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie.
01:01:22It matters to me if I've hurt you.
01:01:25There's always a reason you can't show up for me, Maggie.
01:01:29If you're referring to what happened last year...
01:01:43If you're talking about what happened last year, I had lithium poisoning.
01:01:51I had too much lithium in my blood because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount.
01:01:55And that's the truth.
01:01:58I was trying really hard to get better when that happened.
01:02:01I still am.
01:02:03It's a lot of work.
01:02:04It's every day.
01:02:05But I am so much better now.
01:02:09You don't seem better.
01:02:10Sorry, Eddie.
01:02:11But you don't know that.
01:02:12You haven't been here.
01:02:14And when you've been here, you've been...
01:02:15Rainwashed by a coin artist?
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:22You must feel...
01:02:25I can't make a better word than insane.
01:02:31You know what that's like?
01:02:33When your reality turns out not to be real.
01:02:37It happened to me.
01:02:39It follows me every day.
01:02:41I try and forget it.
01:02:42And...
01:02:43I can't.
01:02:49Call an ambulance, for God's sake!
01:02:51Didn't you know she was out there?
01:02:53God, I...
01:02:53I wonder...
01:02:54Did you...
01:02:55You'll be alright.
01:02:57You'll be alright now.
01:02:58Jillian wasn't there.
01:03:01Yes, she was.
01:03:01I called her.
01:03:02No, you didn't.
01:03:07Let's go.
01:03:08Here we go.
01:03:10Okay.
01:03:12Take it.
01:03:13Okay.
01:03:15Here you go.
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:22Hi, Jillian.
01:03:24It's Will.
01:03:25Um...
01:03:26Can you meet me at Wilmington Hospital?
01:03:28He's never said anything.
01:03:38How do you know that?
01:03:41How do you know what happened?
01:03:44He called me from the hospital while I was at the airport.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:50So you knew before you even left?
01:03:53You knew I'd been poisoned and you didn't even drop me a DM.
01:03:56It's...
01:03:56Is that how much you hate me?
01:03:59I missed your abortion because I was poisoned.
01:04:02But you abandoned me because you wanted to go on holiday.
01:04:05That's not it.
01:04:05Yeah, it kind of seems like it is.
01:04:07I had to go, Maggie.
01:04:08I had to.
01:04:09Why?
01:04:10So you could go and smoke weed with mind control family?
01:04:12No, because I was fucked.
01:04:14I was so fucked and I just lost everything.
01:04:17And I didn't know how to cope with that.
01:04:18And I couldn't stay here and sit in the mess of it because I'm fucking weak.
01:04:24I'm so weak that instead of dealing with my shit,
01:04:26I found someone who told me they could make it better
01:04:28and I let them tell me what to think.
01:04:30I mean, what the fuck?
01:04:33I know I'm not soft.
01:04:36And I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with, but I am.
01:04:41My sad looks very different to your sad, but it's still very real.
01:04:45And it still fucking hurts.
01:04:51I'm a mess.
01:04:53And a fraud.
01:04:54And a loser.
01:04:57You don't want me, Maggie.
01:04:58I can't help you.
01:05:09So, thank you so much for having me.
01:05:12Oh, you're more than welcome.
01:05:13Theodora, can you fetch the microphone?
01:05:16I think now's the time for my amazing grace.
01:05:20Oh, damn, I'm sad to miss that.
01:05:23You know, I thought this was going to be the worst day of my life.
01:05:28And it wasn't.
01:05:31And I think that might be because of you.
01:05:33You know, distracting me with how insanely inappropriate you are.
01:05:43Any time.
01:05:44All I wish is gone.
01:05:49All I wish is gone.
01:05:53All I wish is gone.
01:05:54I'm so sorry.
01:05:59Sorry, Maggie.
01:06:07I'm sorry, Maggie.
01:06:23I saw both, babe.
01:06:28Two pigs are brighter than one, anyway.
01:06:39Get behind the bar.
01:06:43I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails.
01:06:45Come on, just dress me, come on.
01:06:48Okay.
01:07:09Hi, uh, could I get a drink?
01:07:13I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover 2,
01:07:15which I inexplicably attended with the ex who told me to go on the Dukan diet.
01:07:19Hey, this doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it?
01:07:28It is, yeah, but, uh, please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours.
01:07:37So what, we're just going to start again?
01:07:40No, I mean, we can't.
01:07:44It's done as done, like, I'm a nightmare.
01:07:48You're a nightmare.
01:07:50There's no cure for that.
01:07:53But,
01:07:56we can't decide that we love each other.
01:08:00That we need each other.
01:08:03Move on.
01:08:05Together.
01:08:09Can I move in with you?
01:08:12Of course.
01:08:14And everything will be all right?
01:08:19You're all I have now, Mikey.
01:08:43You're all I have now, Mikey.
01:08:51If I had words to make a day for you,
01:09:03I'd sing you a morning,
01:09:09I got you.
01:09:09Though it and if I would make this day last for all time...
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