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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Ep 🍀 🍀 🍀
Love Request From My Enemy Ep 🍀 🍀 🍀
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell my hero who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my god, it's cold!
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35It's so nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:00That's so good!
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back!
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:34you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here!
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is the new girl.
00:06:32Wait...
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:24Well, Haley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child.
00:07:43Political issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And...
00:08:12What is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:01This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30Trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17I won't.
00:10:17I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is... shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:52Well, the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56Not in my type, but...
00:10:58You know, power theory.
00:10:59Whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:32Hmm.
00:11:39Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:04What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh my god.
00:12:15Oh my god.
00:12:17Oh my god.
00:12:18What?
00:12:20What are you doing?
00:12:27Oh shit.
00:12:29Oh shit.
00:12:29Oh shit.
00:12:30Oh shit.
00:12:31Whoa.
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:38Oh shit.
00:12:41Oh shit.
00:12:41Oh shit.
00:12:42Oh shit.
00:12:43Oh shit.
00:12:44Oh shit.
00:12:45Oh shit.
00:12:49Come on, let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop, delete it, please, delete it.
00:13:08Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh cool, our enemy is kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no. No, no, no, no.
00:13:30Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off of me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:57Oh my god!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me!
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:08But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom!
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:09Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:19I called me.
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:36Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though.
00:21:31So...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend use make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02I understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I don't see...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55I see.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:23No.
00:23:31Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39It's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:37We set the fireworks wild.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:55You're gonna never be mesmo.
00:25:56I don't know exactly what I did.
00:25:57I was like, man.
00:25:57I'm not a lawyer.
00:25:57I'm not a lawyer.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:59I'm not a lawyer.
00:26:01I am a lawyer.
00:26:03I'm not a lawyer.
00:26:04I'm not a lawyer.
00:26:05I'm a lawyer.
00:26:08I'm a lawyer.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Ms. Gorman's gonna be back in an hour. I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No, sorry. Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Or maybe trust me and do.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why then when you regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:19No.
00:27:29Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:51Oh shit!
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this walk. Are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah, yeah, we're good. We're okay.
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05And Corey, do you sell his guacamole wizard?
00:29:08I can't take this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up, Gus?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, you know it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:48Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:48Oh, my God.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Cool.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Guel?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot, and we're both rich, and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47Power Manic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05Oh.
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:31Ow!
00:34:36Jeez!
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:04Oh, my goodness.
00:35:13You don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28Hmm.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just don't go apologize.
00:35:51Move!
00:35:53Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously, I do.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:18I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um.
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:41So...
00:36:41Sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pet room.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01Oh, shit!
00:37:02Oh, shit!
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:05Come on!
00:37:06Oh!
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:16Oh my God!
00:37:19Stop! Guys, stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my God! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Bailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:23He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, father the asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:24I'm so sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please, it's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:15Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, sorry, gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:07Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:10Please.
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means... it means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:38And I'm sure...
00:41:41You're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:42:00Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God!
00:42:13Thank you!
00:42:16Oh, my God!
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:29It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:46Oh, morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:00What are THEYح request?
00:43:04What are they pulling from their heads?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard!
00:43:17It's a very simple piece.
00:43:18I found they imported male.
00:43:23As I found some difficulties,
00:43:25we hope that the stars wereupa wrapping up.
00:43:48There you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:16Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:21Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:22Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:39Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:18Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:26I don't overmind that body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:40You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:43End of discussion.
00:46:50Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:53Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:25If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:41Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57I can't really see you.
00:47:59I can't really see you.
00:47:59I can't really see you.
00:48:00I have something to say.
00:48:11Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:19No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:24Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:39What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:46Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:55What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me...
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:02those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I kind of look a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Wait, is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:40Oh.
00:49:40Go ahead and take the bell.
00:49:41Whoa!
00:49:43Give me aoute!
00:50:00I want you to go!
00:50:06I want you to go.
00:50:06Bye!
00:50:06Hey, let's go!
00:50:08Bye!
00:50:09Bye!
00:50:10Bye!
00:50:10Bye!
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:25him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:43wait
00:50:49please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:54go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:04trusted you now what about guacamole was it what are you who is that i don't know just the devil
00:51:23get in the car i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just
00:51:30act normal for once
00:51:31and please introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr happens so
00:51:39you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you
00:51:44young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:51:51you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i
00:51:59swear
00:52:00to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away hey come on you
00:52:10don't mean
00:52:10that i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of
00:52:19what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't
00:52:26want
00:52:26any part of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:51make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:11jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:38let's get these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:08prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:20and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his
00:54:23very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle
00:54:46claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:54:57the
00:54:58girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:40i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:55:43hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:08hey we have
00:56:10i understand that this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you live guacamole wizard but
00:56:19i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:55i do hoped
00:56:56yes i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:13one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16here we go
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:32i'm so real you
00:57:46okay so
00:57:47what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:50yeah
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51one two again
00:57:52okay sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right
00:57:58all right that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnets
00:58:11oh god no i fully expect you to
00:58:14continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17now i'll just
00:58:18i'll just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i'll take a minute
00:58:22stop it
00:58:31i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34okay
00:58:36but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:43oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:45but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:55later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:01and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:13uh i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:17on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:37cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:41you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole you are a big pro
01:00:02hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god hayley you are the most
01:00:28beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up
01:00:37for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40i work 10
01:00:41deal
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:49to catch your votes
01:00:50so here we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you
01:01:03oh my god
01:01:04thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this means the world to me
01:01:08i mean like who else would win right
01:01:11oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:21it was fine
01:01:29this time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:31but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41dang
01:01:42language
01:01:43i am the queen okay
01:01:44she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:05his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy
01:02:10if i can't have him no one can
01:02:14i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
01:02:17jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:26what
01:02:26you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little shit
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:33as the principal
01:02:35i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:38and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly
01:02:43you are the worst
01:02:45and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:51i'm the principal so uh
01:02:52yes i can
01:03:02there was no answer in sick
01:03:05you lied to me
01:03:13hayley catch
01:03:19my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh
01:03:26yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have to offer
01:03:29is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oh how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home
01:03:46right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57that you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:03and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path
01:04:06and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy pride
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:36i love you be honest
01:04:37i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42yeah you do
01:04:43yeah
01:04:43yeah
01:04:46yeah
01:04:47yeah
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