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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Hot 2026🌻
Love Request From My Enemy Hot 2026🌻
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell my hero who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my god, it's cold!
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35It's so nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:00That's so good!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back!
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Lockerbie.
00:05:3483 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here!
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Aw, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, the hell queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:24What?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance, it's Jen.
00:06:52So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hayley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and...
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And...
00:08:12What is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:35Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17I won't.
00:10:17I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is... shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well...
00:10:43Can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52Well, the purple brawl by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56Not in my type, but...
00:10:58You know, power theory.
00:10:59Whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Hmm.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh my god.
00:12:15Oh my god.
00:12:22Oh my god.
00:12:28Oh my god.
00:12:32Dude your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:39Oh my god.
00:12:41Oh my god.
00:12:43Oh my god.
00:12:43Oh my god.
00:12:44Oh my god.
00:12:45Oh my god.
00:12:46Oh my god.
00:12:49Come on, let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop, delete it, please, delete it.
00:13:08Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god. Oh God, your anime's kinda hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no! No, no, no, no! Jen, stop!
00:13:31Jin, no, no, no, no!
00:13:36Jin, no, no, no!
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally, girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off of me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:57Oh my god!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:04Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:08But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me, father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole, or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:13I am Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I called me.
00:19:21So you thought that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out of your tone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Not that annoying.
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend's ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10I see...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:27My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55I see.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:31Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:13I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:56I did a well.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No.
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Or maybe trust me and I do.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05And Corey knew so was guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't get this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Did you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09Cole, we don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, you know what it would take me forever to find one of your balls?
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my God.
00:32:42Oh my God.
00:32:43Oh my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:47How romantic?
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05I'm on a roll and a dance list.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:11Yeah.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:36Jeez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I'll take it out.
00:34:49Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:13I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm wrong.
00:36:47Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:01Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, shit.
00:37:19Stop, guys! Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Bailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:37:49Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company? It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:23No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good. You know, father the asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you. I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:24Oh!
00:39:25Sorry!
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet!
00:39:30What?
00:39:30It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirm is burning!
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:12Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:15Detention. Today after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake.
00:40:30Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey, I'm Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:10Me too.
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means, it means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:42:00Okay, okay. I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God!
00:42:13Thank you!
00:42:16Oh, my God!
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:39Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh, morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50What?
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God. Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:20What are you doing?
00:44:49to the janitor some time jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard here you go
00:45:10oh god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend oh sweetie i've been
00:45:16bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you what why would you do that oh i don't know
00:45:21cole
00:45:22why do you think i would do that jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this
00:45:29whole time
00:45:31sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:39yeah nothing personal
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:07property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus how did she always get away with this
00:46:13shit could it be because her father's running for senate call you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom what
00:46:25how over
00:46:26my dead body oh because you like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't
00:46:34please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow you're
00:46:40gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward message him
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now i think i've had enough public
00:47:17humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing the party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay you got this haley just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:11hey
00:48:11hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:14hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean it's just my parents blood money you know they're upstairs
00:48:21watching the last of us right now they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:24yeah
00:48:39what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:48:58our whole
00:48:58community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning actually
00:49:04they're kind of a little bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy
00:49:11princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:19hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone
00:49:23what is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:40oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:51oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:53oh
00:49:55oh
00:49:55oh
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay
00:50:24cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay
00:50:31you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time
00:50:39oh my god i'm such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:49please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate
00:50:57you then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:02bonus i knew i shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:18who is that i don't know just the devil
00:51:23get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:30dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hailey
00:51:33i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36hi mr happens so
00:51:39you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:43well i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl
00:51:48from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your
00:51:55mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire
00:52:03dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:09hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:19you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:25i don't want any part of it so cool go with your dad
00:52:32hayley
00:52:41no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:11and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:39these lovers
00:53:39together hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:53:54but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:08prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have
00:54:20to give
00:54:21back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:25budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:44i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back
00:54:48to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell haley who you are
00:54:54now you can be together just log into the stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really
00:54:59are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:37it's you i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:55:43hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:08this
00:56:09hey we are
00:56:10i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:19i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:35you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:40i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:56until you hoped it was yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:04that and they're really hot
00:57:11hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:17i don't want to take my thoughts on you
00:57:23i'm getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:31i'm so real you
00:57:34i'm so real you
00:57:39i'm so real you
00:57:46okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10. yeah yeah we'll do again
00:57:52okay sex with sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnets
00:58:11hmm oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17and i'll just i'm just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:31i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:35okay but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh i would have asked you earlier but j kind of gave me to the gym oh god please don't
00:58:47mention his name
00:58:48i don't want to hear it yeah you don't have to ask me twice but i don't even have a
00:58:53dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that uh i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43you're cold you are in big trouble
01:00:01hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:08it is okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god hey you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:32uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:37for at least
01:00:3720 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes
01:00:40i want 10.
01:00:42i do
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you oh my god thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this needs the world to me i mean like who else would win right
01:01:12oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hailey and cole it was fun
01:01:23it's very too bad
01:01:24yes
01:01:28hey uh this time that's up no but who cares
01:01:42i am the queen okay she's just a little
01:01:45pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:14i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:41but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:02there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:19oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh
01:03:26yeah no can do all i have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and
01:03:32a awesome
01:03:33sense of humor oh how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57that you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i
01:04:07can
01:04:08i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15enjoy pride
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:36i love you i love you guacamole wizard oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:42i love you
01:04:43i love you
01:04:45you
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