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02:44Okay, be that way.
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05:44konusuna abone ol.
05:44always Roberto'ya ışıklarーazıkı alarmsın.
05:45EgeSesine niye ur כל bir загini başlayacağını kısa bunu da diye düşün hangi?
05:53ben işte
05:54bir...,
05:54hü afecta ve
05:54yine sakプı
05:57abone ol.
06:06ben
06:07da
06:07You said that? You're so brave.
06:09Ya, you know, I don't care what those guys think.
06:13You gotta float above it. That's what I do.
06:17Seize when you're pretty.
06:19I don't know. I think everyone has stuff they worry about.
06:24Is the cafeteria doing burgers or stir-fry on Monday?
06:28Stir-fry. Monday's always stir-fry.
06:32I knew I'd be good at flirting.
06:35Come in!
06:38Hi, honey. I'm sorry again about this morning, but I want you to know
06:41I've done some hard introspection, and I'm in a calmer place now.
06:46Okay.
06:46I mean, I'm still heartbroken, but I accept that it is over between Tristan and me.
06:51So now I'm sad.
06:52But it's a healthy kind of sad that I can work to get past
06:55by focusing on the good things in my life.
06:58Like you. I'm gonna focus more on you.
07:01I'm actually fine with...
07:02I know it's the last thing a kid your age wants is more time with daddy.
07:06But I had a great idea.
07:07Do you remember old-school Manny's?
07:09Yes.
07:10It's still open. We haven't been there in years.
07:12I love that place.
07:13Me too.
07:13The fries were amazing.
07:15They were disgusting.
07:16No. Really?
07:17Everything about that place was disgusting.
07:19There was cockroaches in the bathroom.
07:21The video games were sticky.
07:23One time, I got a Band-Aid in my sandwich.
07:25I don't remember it like that.
07:26Because you were little, and it was our place.
07:29We talked about school and your dreams and...
07:32Why Mom left if she loved me so much?
07:34Yeah, I never had a great answer for that one.
07:36But let's go to dinner tonight.
07:37Me and you.
07:38All right?
07:39They still have Zombie Massacre 3.
07:40We can play, and tomorrow we'll compare nightmares.
07:42That sounds great.
07:43I'm really looking forward to it.
07:49You can go back to talking to that boy.
07:54Okay, wait.
07:57You look nice and comfy.
08:00I assume you're here to beg for mercy?
08:02No.
08:02Actually, I'm here to thank you.
08:05This whole thing has been a real learning experience.
08:08I learned what you're capable of.
08:10I learned that the desire for revenge can go way too far and hurt someone.
08:14I learned I'm comfortable with that.
08:16I learned your social security number is 987-654-327.
08:21I learned how to contact the IRS Anonymous tip line about unreported video income.
08:27I don't have unreported income.
08:30Then you'll be fine.
08:32The IRS isn't going to listen to a stupid teenager.
08:35I'm worried about that, too.
08:36But Agent Miller said the national debt is $35 trillion, and they'll listen to anybody.
08:44Okay, you've won.
08:47I've done this a long time, so I know.
08:50At this point, any revenge I try is not just going to be pointless.
08:53It's also going to blow back and hurt me.
08:57And somehow, I'm still looking forward to doing it.
09:01I keep looking at this font.
09:02I can't decide.
09:03Is this celebratory, romantic, or is this just cliché?
09:06I'm running out of time.
09:08What do you think?
09:09I think I clock out in five minutes.
09:11Ten seconds later, I won't remember this interaction.
09:13Yeah, you're right.
09:13It's cliché.
09:15Hi.
09:16Abe.
09:16I have been calling Hal all day, and he's not answering.
09:18Where are you guys?
09:19Lois.
09:19Yes, yes, yes.
09:20Lovely to hear from you.
09:22All ready for your party tomorrow?
09:23No, because I need Hal's help.
09:25Where is he?
09:26Where are you guys?
09:26I can hear the excitement in your voice.
09:29We are all looking forward to it.
09:31Abe.
09:31Yes.
09:32We're just finishing up our haircuts.
09:34It's taking much longer than we thought.
09:36Mario is being overly precise.
09:40Oop.
09:41We're heading into a tunnel.
09:45Oh.
09:47Oh.
09:48Oh.
09:51I don't understand how you look exactly like me, and so much better than me.
09:56Even your socks.
09:57I'll never have socks like that.
09:59Hal, you have everything I have.
10:02I'm you.
10:05Come on.
10:07I'm enjoying this, but we are here to work.
10:10Can you tell me about Hal?
10:15From the moment I had any self-awareness, I have been gripped by a pervasive fear.
10:20Fear has been my constant companion.
10:23Not as a condition or an abstraction, but something tangible, embodied.
10:29Interesting.
10:31Please, go on.
10:33Like, when I was seven.
10:36And our whole house shook and heaved with the weight of my father's broken dreams.
10:41Fear was already there.
10:43Almost like a big brother.
10:45Your fear?
10:45Yeah.
10:46My fear.
10:47Fear taught me things I needed in life.
10:49Always say yes, because you'll probably never get another chance.
10:53And to never let go of what you've got.
10:56Because anything can be taken away from you like that.
11:00That sounds like such a hard way to live, Hal.
11:04Oh, you bet.
11:05Fear made it hard sometimes.
11:07But I don't think I would have gotten anywhere in life without his vigilance.
11:11Right?
11:13Right.
11:14Anything worth doing is worth doing in a cold sweat.
11:19See?
11:20A tough lesson delivered with kindness.
11:22Thanks, man.
11:24He reminds me of someone.
11:27Trent Reznor.
11:28Ah, yes.
11:29Thank you.
11:31Let's move on.
11:32I think we're getting somewhere.
11:34I used to think that taking care of my kids was my purpose.
11:40The best, most important thing I could ever do.
11:44You know, it really swallows up every bit of your attention and concern and plans for the future.
11:55And?
11:59And?
12:01As every kid grew up and moved out, I had more and more bandwidth.
12:07And I finally realized that they didn't need me anymore.
12:20So, no meaning, no purpose.
12:30I'm nothing.
12:38Hal, you've been so focused on your family's needs, never thought about your own.
12:45Your inner resources are depleted because you've never nourished them.
12:52I haven't thought about it like that.
12:55Hal, the key to this is what they always tell you on airplanes.
13:02You have to put your own mask on first.
13:18Hey, Piyama and I can see how stressed you are about the party, but we both think an achievement like
13:2340 years of marriage needs to be celebrated, so we're giving you a thousand bucks toward it.
13:30Thanks.
13:36Hi, this is Lois.
13:37Is that upgrade to the sound system still available?
13:40Fifteen hundred dollars, right?
13:42Let's do it.
13:44No!
13:45I gave you that to help your money problems.
13:47You're not supposed to put yourself another five hundred in the hole.
13:50I have to spend what I need to make this the way I want.
13:52And you need to stop obsessing about the list.
13:55It's only a number.
13:55Then move me up one!
13:57That's not how the list works!
13:58You're only doing this because you get some sort of sick thrill out of making me feel small!
14:03That's it!
14:03I am done!
14:05You need to get a grip on yourself because I am not going to indulge with this stupidity anymore!
14:10What's that?
14:11It's just more party stuff like all the other party stuff.
14:14Huh.
14:18Do not make a thing about this.
14:21Booties?
14:23Little bunny booties?
14:26Little bunny baby booties for your little bunny baby grandchild?
14:31They were on sale and I can return them.
14:32I knew it was important to you!
14:34Go away!
14:35What's my number now, Mom?
14:36What's my number now?
14:39So, decapitation is back, back, up, high, kick, forward, down?
14:43No, that pulls their hearts out and stuffs it in their throats.
14:46You know, if you want, we can go somewhere decent instead.
14:50I don't care.
14:51Anywhere I go with you is the best place in the world.
14:55Dad?
14:56Quit it.
14:57Oh, can you get my bag from the back?
14:59Sure.
15:02Yeah, yeah, yeah!
15:04Okay!
15:05What the hell is this?
15:06Ow!
15:06What are you doing?
15:07Ow!
15:10Ow!
15:11Ow!
15:12Ow!
15:12Why would you do this to me?
15:13I'm doing this to me!
15:15Yeah!
15:15Yeah!
15:16Yeah!
15:16Yeah!
15:17Yeah!
15:17Yeah!
15:19Yeah!
15:20Yeah!
15:27I can't believe how much I've learned from you already, perfect Hal.
15:32I wish I was you.
15:34You still don't get it, regular Hal.
15:36I'm the you inside you.
15:39You have to start taking care of your own needs.
15:43Create space for the best, Hal, to grow and thrive.
15:48You have to let go of the people holding you back.
15:51People?
15:52Your family, Hal.
15:54And their constant demands.
15:56I love my family.
15:58They're termites nibbling away at your happiness.
16:01Stop the nibbling, Hal.
16:04They've got to go.
16:06Go where?
16:09Oh!
16:11You want me to kill them?
16:13New ideas can be challenging, and there's no growth without pain.
16:19But it doesn't have to be you feeling that pain.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:27You're not perfect, Hal.
16:29I was just dazzled by your socks.
16:32You're evil, Hal.
16:35Nothing but a gorgeous monster.
16:42You're being ridiculous, Hal.
16:47You can't beat me.
16:50You can't beat me.
17:23You need to grow up, Hal.
17:28You spent your entire life pretending I didn't exist
17:31because you knew this would happen.
17:34So, what do you want to do first?
17:36I think we start small.
17:38Do the success builds on success thing.
17:43And how about the look?
17:45Let's go with darker colors, huh?
17:50I love you.
17:53What?
17:59I love you.
18:04You're terrified of me.
18:06No, I'm not.
18:09Well, there's nothing scary about you.
18:13I don't blame fear.
18:14He was trying his best, but hiding you away from me
18:18just made you seem more powerful than you are.
18:21I am powerful.
18:23No.
18:25You're needy and insubstantial and, well, delicate.
18:30Stop this!
18:31One tiny little tile of the mosaic of me.
18:35Oh, I have hundreds of different little Hal's inside me
18:39telling me things.
18:41That's why I'm so easily confused.
18:44No.
18:44No.
18:45You'll be okay.
18:46Hal!
18:47You'll have lots of little friends.
18:49Oh, there, there.
18:51I got you, buddy.
18:53Here.
18:56Congratulations, Hal.
18:57Oh.
18:58You vanquished the inner demon
18:59and cast off false duality.
19:02Well done.
19:03Bodhisattva Manjushri Kamara Buddha?
19:07Call me out about you now.
19:09How would I know who you are?
19:12I wouldn't know that.
19:13It's the collective unconscious.
19:15Young has a...
19:16It's boring.
19:17Don't worry about it.
19:18What's important is that you are now worthy
19:20of meeting your animal partner.
19:22They will be your guide, your mentor, and your guardian.
19:25Where?
19:27Ah!
19:29What is that?
19:33Can I get a wolf or a panther?
19:36No one chooses their animal partner.
19:38It chooses you.
19:39I mean, I have a 12-foot blue lion,
19:41but they're all great.
19:44It's leading you somewhere.
19:47But...
19:47Hey, I'm not making you do the mantras
19:49or contemplate the five skandhas.
19:51I'm not making you achieve an inconceivable state
19:54without obstruction or form.
19:55We're cutting a lot of corners here,
19:57so just follow the rat.
20:14Rat friend.
20:16Rat friend.
20:18Rat friend.
20:21Rat friend.
20:22Rat friend.
20:24Rat friend.
20:28Rat friend.
23:48diyebilir mi iş think.
23:5412 years ago I was arrested for attempted murder.
23:58You what?
23:59I didn't think it was important to tell you
24:02until we were serious
24:03and then with your whole political thing
24:05I just didn't know how to bring up.
24:07And it wasn't even murder.
24:09I mean, I totally got off.
24:10You tried to murder somebody.
24:13My mom was dating this guy
24:15ve o zaman olazı bir şeye giyiyorduk ve olazı bir şeye gidiyor.
24:18Ama her çoğunca sormak var ve olazı bir şeye girenin.
24:21Bir şey bu kapıdan sormak var,
24:24ve olazı bir şeye giyiyorduk ve olazı bir şeye giyiyorduk ve olazı bir şeye giyiyor.
24:30Sazen bir şeye giyiriyor.
24:31Olazı bir şeye giriyorlar.
24:31Ama ben gençlerim demişler,
24:32benim arkadaşım ve olazı bir şeye giyiyorduk ve olazı bir şeye giyirdik.
24:36Kaps?
24:37Evet.
24:38Bir de özel bir hafta bir günlerden de ve olazı insanı var.
24:41Ve bu şeye gira bir işim için gerek yok.
24:45Tamam.
25:15Drugs! Drugs!
25:17The party is tonight!
25:19Honey, I have great news!
25:21Get in the car!
25:26Damn thing it's another one!
25:31You are not trying to beat me!
25:34I have the most amazing breakthrough!
25:37Carl, you still there?
25:38You delivered the wrong projector!
25:40I specifically asked for 4K at 2700 lumens!
25:45You sent 2000 lumens at 1080p!
25:47What the hell are you talking about?
25:48I figured it out!
25:50No one realizes it, but I'm their birthday cake!
25:54Everyone can take slices of happiness from me whenever they want!
25:58And I never run out of slices!
26:00That's who I am!
26:01I'm an inexhaustible cake!
26:03You're not a cake!
26:04Carl, here it is! Contract!
26:06Page 2, item 1063!
26:09I want the right projector, Carl!
26:12Honey, are you worried about that herd of buffalo coming up on your lap?
26:14Sweetheart Fused, I'm busy!
26:15Okay, but they look kind of peevish!
26:22I'm sorry! You guys alright?
26:28Don't worry, honey! I'm establishing dominance!
26:33Honey?
26:34I don't know!
26:38I don't know!
26:40Can you repeat my question?
26:43You're not the boss of me now!
26:46You're not the boss of me now!
26:48You're not the boss of me now!
26:50And you're not so big!
26:57Yeah!
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