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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:03:04How is it?
00:03:05I'm getting a card borderline like mine is different.
00:03:08Sorry.
00:03:08I know.
00:03:09I don't know.
00:03:11I'd love to see you.
00:03:12I don't know.
00:03:15I know.
00:03:16Oh, it's great.
00:03:17I know.
00:03:18I don't know.
00:03:18I've taken care of.
00:03:18You know, the camera's coming.
00:03:19This is a camera's coming.
00:03:20I'm not getting a camera's coming.
00:03:20I don't know.
00:03:20I don't know.
00:03:21Hey!
00:03:21Hey!
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:23It is going so badly with my dad.
00:03:26Wait, let me put you on speaker.
00:03:27Wendy's right here.
00:03:28Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:29That's not...
00:03:30Hey, Maggie.
00:03:31I hope you're wearing your unity crystal.
00:03:33Have you led him through a brief grounding chant like Isa just said?
00:03:36Not yet.
00:03:37Get back out there, girl!
00:03:39It's just...
00:03:42Dad hadn't actually noticed.
00:03:44We were estranged, which begs the question,
00:03:47can you even be estranged from someone if the other person has no idea?
00:03:51You know, what would really help is a percussive bonding ritual.
00:03:55Okay, great.
00:03:56Yeah, I'll try that then.
00:03:58Oh, no.
00:03:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:04:00No, it can't be done by an amateur.
00:04:02I wish it was that simple.
00:04:04Could you do it with?
00:04:05I mean, I perfected the technique.
00:04:09You know what?
00:04:10I'd love to give this gift to you, Maggie.
00:04:13Could you bring pops to us?
00:04:15My rain stick does not travel well.
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18No, that sounds amazing.
00:04:20I just don't know if I could get my dad to go along with it.
00:04:23Max, I know your dad's a menace.
00:04:25But Winnie's done this a hundred times.
00:04:27She's the reason Angelina lets John Boyk around for Christmas.
00:04:34Well...
00:04:35Don't ask, don't get, right?
00:04:37Ah, amazing!
00:04:39You're really starting to become someone of substance, Max.
00:04:47Great.
00:04:56So, even though you haven't noticed, we are estranged.
00:05:01I'm not sure that's possible, if one of the estranged is unaware that he's estranged.
00:05:06Yeah, I'm pretty sure a normal parent would have noticed they haven't spoken to their daughter in over three calendar
00:05:11years.
00:05:11Oh, it hasn't been that long?
00:05:12Yes, it has.
00:05:13All right, we can pretend it has, if that's what you prefer.
00:05:16Oh, we don't need to pretend, because it is the literal truth.
00:05:19Your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant overuse of the word literal.
00:05:24It literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so I can throw it.
00:05:28Listen, you reached out to me.
00:05:29I have been doing great without your work. It's been amazing. I have a plan.
00:05:32So sorry, Mr. Anderson, I wanted to send a little something over.
00:05:35I'm a huge fan. I had the DVD box set of Man-Ager. I used to watch it literally every
00:05:41day before school.
00:05:42No, I wish you were still on TV.
00:05:43Oh, please, come on. Is it your man's game?
00:05:46You could do Taskmaster. You could be so funny.
00:05:48Could we get another water, please?
00:05:51Of course.
00:05:52Oh, thank you so much.
00:06:01You know, Maggie, it's really telling how people treat restaurant staff.
00:06:06We were having a conversation.
00:06:08No, we were having a conversation.
00:06:10As I was saying...
00:06:11That's a fizz.
00:06:16Are you drinking again?
00:06:26Oh, come on, Maggie. Try and relax.
00:06:30Relax.
00:06:50Hey, just out of interest. What do you think of people who are, like, into crystals and...
00:06:54First to go in my revolution.
00:06:55Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:07:03Come on, you were telling me about your work.
00:07:05Um, yeah, so, um, my play, Light Glue, nearly won this huge award.
00:07:11Only nearly?
00:07:14Well, I got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions, so...
00:07:17Ooh, wow.
00:07:18My agent said a lot of the theatre's really interested in it.
00:07:21So what's your plan B?
00:07:23Sorry?
00:07:23Well, you've been trying to get the writing going for some years now, isn't it?
00:07:27Time that, you know, you considered exploring other avenues?
00:07:32Hmm.
00:07:39Yeah, I'm going to need another one of these.
00:07:44I am going to have the burger, please.
00:07:49Actually, I'll have the, um, Caesar salad.
00:07:51Yeah, I'll, um, I'll have the burger, please.
00:07:53Yes, sir.
00:07:55Right.
00:07:56So, I've got something to ask you.
00:07:57And, uh, I'd like to get this out of the way, if I might.
00:08:01I realise I haven't been the most family-orientated father, but, uh, you know, to be fair to me, I've
00:08:07had my work...
00:08:08There is a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us.
00:08:10Tends to happen.
00:08:11No, but, like, I recognise her.
00:08:12Like, I swear, I've met her before.
00:08:13Maggie, please concentrate.
00:08:15Tonight, the National Comedy Awards are presenting me with a Lifetime Achievement Award.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:25Congratulations.
00:08:27Well, thank you.
00:08:29And I'd like you to come with me.
00:08:32As you know, I gave up television all, what, 20 years ago, and I, um, I normally turn these kind
00:08:36of things down, but I thought, no, no, no, it might be nice now to acknowledge the impact my work
00:08:41has had on the British comedy landscape.
00:08:43You know, my parents are long gone, and as lovely as your mother may be, I realised shortly after our
00:08:48wedding that marriage probably wasn't for me.
00:08:52Shortly after your wedding?
00:08:53So essentially, Maggie, you are my only family, and I would like my family with me tonight.
00:09:02I'm just a little, um, taken aback, I suppose, because you have never, ever included me in anything to do
00:09:08with your work, or indeed, life, before.
00:09:12Well, I'm a private man.
00:09:13I am your biological child.
00:09:15You know, tonight is important.
00:09:19And you are important to me.
00:09:29Oh, I stupidly cast a dog.
00:09:32I mean, what was I thinking?
00:09:34All the time, yapping away.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Someone nicked it.
00:09:38Ran off with it.
00:09:40I don't know, people stole everything in those days.
00:09:43Nineties were much simpler.
00:09:44Hey, do you know we had an on-set coat deal?
00:09:47No, you didn't.
00:09:48Yeah, yeah.
00:09:49Do you know, I put him in series three, after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet
00:09:54ski.
00:09:56There were so many more jet ski accidents back then.
00:09:58You were, as a weekly appearance.
00:10:07Oh, poo on me.
00:10:10I beg you, Bob.
00:10:11Um.
00:10:17Ah.
00:10:20Sorry, tell me more about this.
00:10:24What?
00:10:27Oh.
00:10:30Yes.
00:10:31Okay.
00:10:33Um, okay, um, okay, I'll come.
00:10:36What?
00:10:36Excellent.
00:10:37Yeah, if you do something for me now.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What's going on?
00:10:41Look, Eddie has become one of those crystal woo-woo people, and she goes everywhere with
00:10:47this awful TikTok hippie named Whitney, and long story short, they are coming here to perform
00:10:50a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick, and I can't stop them.
00:10:53So just say nothing or nod.
00:10:56And basically, if we get through this, I will come with you to your award saying, do we have
00:10:59a deal?
00:11:01Is Eddie your boyfriend?
00:11:03No.
00:11:04Eddie is a girl.
00:11:04She's my friend.
00:11:05You have met her several times.
00:11:10Ah.
00:11:10Do we have a deal?
00:11:11I'm not sure what the deal is, but all right, fine.
00:11:14Just say nothing or nod.
00:11:14Okay?
00:11:15It's a girl.
00:11:16Mr. Anderson, hi.
00:11:17I'm Whitney.
00:11:19I am sure Maggie has told you all about me, but I am a professional lightworker.
00:11:24And well, since losing my own father, I've become particularly passionate about helping
00:11:28daddies.
00:11:29I just spoke to the hostess, who is such a sweetheart, by the way.
00:11:33Literally an angel.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:34I love her as well.
00:11:36And she's actually given us use of the private dining room for a couple of hours.
00:11:40I mean, God, isn't that so kind?
00:11:42So kind.
00:11:43So we'll go set up.
00:11:44And once we're done, then we can get started.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:48If you're concerned about the friction inherent in Maggie's aura, we've been working hard
00:11:56on that.
00:11:57I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.
00:12:01Oh.
00:12:02See you in there.
00:12:09There's so many places I could start, but professional lightworker is as good as any.
00:12:14No, don't.
00:12:15Look, I just need to figure out a way to get them out of here.
00:12:17What possesses you to go along with something as excruciating as this?
00:12:22Eddie is my best friend, and I just want to support her.
00:12:24Oh, cut the shit.
00:12:25You're not doing this to be supportive.
00:12:27You're doing this because your best friend's got a shiny new pal, and you're all jealous.
00:12:30And I'm assuming because you're at joinham, you failed at beatham.
00:12:33And now, instead of being honest with your friend, you're prepared to go along with their
00:12:38delusions for, what, months, years?
00:12:39Or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune in Wales with no running water and at least
00:12:44one suspicious death?
00:12:46Oh, it's Devon, actually.
00:12:47Integrity, Maggie.
00:12:49Integrity.
00:12:50It's crucial for any writer worth their sort, any person.
00:12:54And it's not worth giving up but a drop of a rain stick.
00:12:59You know, you were lucky enough to inherit a reasonably sharp mind, thanks to me.
00:13:04And you constantly disappoint me by wasting it.
00:13:09Excuse me for a minute.
00:13:25We're ready.
00:13:26I'm sorry, Whitney, could I, could you just put Eddie on?
00:13:33Hey, what's up?
00:13:34We're just in the back.
00:13:35No, I know, um, can you just, um, could you just come to the bathroom, maybe?
00:13:40Just come here.
00:13:42Look, I just want to talk to you.
00:13:47Maggie, I'm not the expert here.
00:13:49Whitney is.
00:13:50Just come and chat to her.
00:13:52But I just might.
00:14:21Look, I was, um,
00:14:24too harsh.
00:14:26I was just, uh, concerned.
00:14:31I'm sorry.
00:14:36Did you just apologize?
00:14:41Might need a minute.
00:14:47You were mean.
00:14:50But you were right.
00:14:54Look, I understand that you feel that I haven't been the perfect father.
00:15:02I was, um, I was incredibly busy during your childhood.
00:15:08You know, I was writing and starring my own show.
00:15:13I put everything I had into the making of Man-Ager, everything.
00:15:17And, of course, there were epic highs.
00:15:19Oh, my God, there were epic highs.
00:15:22But the lows.
00:15:23The lows were terrible.
00:15:25I wonder what might have caused that.
00:15:26But we weren't like your generation.
00:15:28You see?
00:15:29You lot are more into, I don't know, self-flagellation.
00:15:34Begging therapists for the secular equivalent of ten Hail Marys.
00:15:38You know, when things were hard for us, we huddled together in someone's office, rang the local pub for delivery,
00:15:46and then we shook the cobwebs off.
00:15:51And as a result of that, I wasn't at home as much as I should have been.
00:15:58There are so many things I regret when it comes to you and your mother.
00:16:03So, I just, um, I just want us to have a better relationship.
00:16:13But, and I really, really want you to understand this, I cannot attend a rainstick healing ceremony, especially as you
00:16:24yourself know it, to be complete horseshit.
00:16:27We're ready.
00:16:27Oh.
00:16:30Um, we, um, we aren't, we aren't coming.
00:16:35Why not?
00:16:36Because this will really help Whitney gain more followers and we're fundraising for.
00:16:39Sorry, what do you mean followers?
00:16:41Instagram followers.
00:16:44You were going to film this and put it on Instagram?
00:16:46Yeah, yeah.
00:16:47Whitney thought because your dad was on TV, it will help drive traffic to her page.
00:16:51But the point is, Maggie, this will really help you.
00:16:54Whitney really knows.
00:16:55Oh, Whitney does fuck all.
00:17:00What?
00:17:00Oh, nothing.
00:17:01Sorry.
00:17:02Oh, no, no.
00:17:04Whitney's.
00:17:06Oh, no, I don't have it in me.
00:17:07Whitney is an idiot.
00:17:09And you've become the most selfish fucking hippie I have ever met.
00:17:14What?
00:17:15Sorry.
00:17:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:18I'm sorry.
00:17:18It's all this bollocks.
00:17:20I know that healing can feel uncomfortable.
00:17:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:17:24Do you know about healing, Eddie?
00:17:25Do you even know what the word means?
00:17:27Because it doesn't mean going AWOL with a fake guru who clearly just stole your money to get turkey teeth.
00:17:34What are you talking about?
00:17:35Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:37There's no way the Eddie I know believes any of this shit.
00:17:41You have a sharper mind than that.
00:17:43It's just, it's disappointing, honestly.
00:17:45Maggie, maybe we should take a meditation break.
00:17:48I mean, your forehead veins are telling me your chakras are completely off balance.
00:17:51New rule.
00:17:52You're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated.
00:17:53I can't have loud emotional arguments in here.
00:17:56This is a restaurant.
00:17:56That's fine.
00:17:57We were just leaving.
00:17:58No, Eddie, come on.
00:17:58Eddie.
00:17:59No, you've said enough.
00:18:00I should have listened to Whitney and done this weeks ago.
00:18:02But Maggie, we're done.
00:18:05I don't want you in my life anymore.
00:18:09Good for you.
00:18:10Good for you.
00:18:17Sit down, darling.
00:18:27I'm really proud of you.
00:18:30You told her the truth.
00:18:33And the truth, as they say, will set you free.
00:18:37Hey, let me top you off.
00:18:40Can we have the bill, please?
00:18:52All right.
00:19:01Could I, um, trouble you for our coats, please?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:10Is she okay?
00:19:10What, oh, fine.
00:19:11Yeah, fine.
00:19:12Nothing that a little fresh air won't fix.
00:19:14We're off to an awards ceremony up the road.
00:19:18Hope it doesn't drag on too long.
00:19:20You know what they're like.
00:19:21A bit like school assembly that you can't escape from.
00:19:26Mark.
00:19:26Mark Anderson.
00:19:27Me, yep.
00:19:28Any advance on the coats, love, please.
00:19:30But you don't remember me.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:33Now, you were probably too little.
00:19:35You're only nine, I think, tiny wee thing.
00:19:37I babysat for you back in Galway.
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:41I didn't think I'd see you again.
00:19:43And I sat down for lunch and bam, in your walks.
00:19:47I was only 20-odd.
00:19:49God, I was so young enough.
00:19:51I feel awful.
00:19:52Come on, ladies.
00:19:53And I felt so bad because your mom was so lovely.
00:19:58God.
00:20:00I didn't know what I was doing.
00:20:09You know, I refused to talk to that journalist woman.
00:20:15She called me a few months ago when I said I wouldn't talk about you, even though she said the
00:20:19other women had.
00:20:24Just so you know.
00:20:27Right, come on, then.
00:20:28What was she talking about?
00:20:29Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:20:30God knows.
00:20:32I don't think she's right in the head.
00:20:34What was she talking about?
00:20:35Affairs.
00:20:35Oh, they try and do this to every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays.
00:20:42Some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic relationships in the 90s.
00:20:48Affairs.
00:20:48All consensual.
00:20:49All adults.
00:20:50But because some of these women that worked with me at the time...
00:20:54For you.
00:20:54Now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved.
00:20:57I mean, come on.
00:20:59It's just crap.
00:20:59It's nonsense.
00:21:01Well, what can you do?
00:21:02You know what I mean?
00:21:03Sell us papers.
00:21:04And that's why you want me to come with you tonight, right?
00:21:06No, of course not.
00:21:07You're about to get cancelled, so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man
00:21:11who wouldn't hurt a flight.
00:21:12All right.
00:21:12Just calm down.
00:21:15I won't do that for you.
00:21:18You know, a not very wise man once said to me the truth will set you free, but...
00:21:21I think what he actually meant is it's more fun to be brutally honest, but only when it suits you.
00:21:27Which is not as catchy.
00:21:31I have spent so many years trying to figure you out.
00:21:37But if so much of what you say is a lie, then what's the point in even trying?
00:21:41I have this unshakable hope in us that made me come here today and it made me drink.
00:21:45And I don't drink anymore, but I can't say that to you because it's too close to the bone, isn't
00:21:48it?
00:21:49How many did you have before I got here today?
00:21:52Four or five?
00:21:55I'd have guessed four, but I'm a little rusty.
00:22:01I'm not like you.
00:22:05I'm medicated.
00:22:16I'm medicated.
00:22:22I stole fifty quid from his wallet.
00:22:26Do you want a hot chocolate?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:23:05I'm going to save her.
00:23:06Oh, sorry.
00:23:08I know I need to fight for her.
00:23:09I know she deserves it, okay?
00:23:10Okay.
00:23:12I'll send a Zoom link and we can get planning a meeting.
00:23:13Stop sending me fucking Zoom links.
00:23:16I am the captain now.
00:23:17No more Zoom.
00:23:17You've got it, Captain.
00:23:18Google me.
00:23:18It is.
00:23:19Just meet me in my flat in an hour and bring all the nerdy stationery I know you have.
00:23:23We're going big.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25I'll stop.
00:23:43They're nicer than I thought you were.
00:23:49My dad died jet skiing with his mistress in Jamaica when my mom was pregnant with me.
00:23:58There used to be a lot more jet ski accidents.
00:24:04Sacred inner space.
00:24:06We must be careful about who we allow to influence our fertile spirits.
00:24:13Especially as busy CEOs in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery.
00:24:21Did that work?
00:24:22It is perfect.
00:24:24CEOs are going to love it and you'll be so grateful.
00:24:27Well, she better.
00:24:29Because, I mean, she hasn't actually paid me yet.
00:24:32I mean, that's the only reason I'm even here.
00:24:35She will.
00:24:35Don't worry.
00:24:36Because 20 grand will buy us a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
00:24:39I'll chase the invoice.
00:24:40Make sure it's cash or check.
00:24:42Once we get to Devon tomorrow, we won't have Wi-Fi on the farm.
00:24:46Right then.
00:24:47Those stationary honchos are absolutely ravenous for your keynote speech.
00:24:52They're just in with the Reiki fella now.
00:24:54In the meantime, we need your phones.
00:24:58The frog shaming has a bit of a thing about 5G.
00:25:01And we like to keep these retreats as screen-free as possible.
00:25:08Anya, Whitney was just asking about her fee.
00:25:10Oh, all in hand.
00:25:11We just need to get you in for a quick aura assessment, Whitney.
00:25:14Mandatory for all guest practitioners.
00:25:17Oh, sorry, babe.
00:25:20The assessment's strictly confidential.
00:25:22No plus one.
00:25:23Whitney would want me there.
00:25:24I don't, actually.
00:25:25Just stay here and practice breathing.
00:25:35And you wrote me into helping out.
00:25:37I really didn't want to, but I used to owe her bail money for that thing in Falaraki, so...
00:25:41Very like the other guests.
00:25:49Is that a pager?
00:25:50Sorry.
00:25:51I, uh, I'm needed in the, um...
00:25:54Clonic tent.
00:25:55So just wait here and I'll with you long.
00:26:07I just thought people might be home.
00:26:09A sleepover print.
00:26:12What was that?
00:26:13Sorry.
00:26:14Okay, I don't fuck all about this woo-woo shit.
00:26:16It's very hard to improvise around a subject you know nothing about.
00:26:19Which is why you were sent a 35-page primer.
00:26:22Can confirm it was sent to your Gmail, Alters.
00:26:24It was homework last weekend.
00:26:26Call yourself an ally.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:27Let me summarise.
00:26:29Print evil.
00:26:30Probably need a refresher too, so...
00:26:35Oh!
00:26:36Right.
00:26:37So the goal today is to deprogram Eddie and save her from Whitney's evil scheme.
00:26:41It's not as simple as just showing her the evidence we've found.
00:26:44Eddie has really drunk that kombucha Kool-Aid, so we need to be careful.
00:26:48Well, but if we can keep her here and follow these simple steps I found on Reddit...
00:26:53Oh, I think we have a shot at success.
00:26:56I know it's a big fucking swing, but it's the least Eddie deserves.
00:26:59Which is why I stepped up to be the primary slash only financial backer and executive producer.
00:27:04Right.
00:27:04Thank you, Krent!
00:27:06We've got step one out of the way.
00:27:08We've got them separated.
00:27:09And Anya's holding Whitney off.
00:27:11For now.
00:27:12But we're on the clock, people.
00:27:14Whitney is getting on a secret fight early tomorrow morning.
00:27:16So we need to intercept today.
00:27:19Save Eddie and...
00:27:20And get her goddamn money back.
00:27:24I was getting to that.
00:27:26Eddie has transferred almost everything she has into Whitney's bank account so that she can buy this supposed farm in
00:27:33her name.
00:27:33But we know the pictures she showed Eddie are just the fifth result when you Google image search English farm.
00:27:43Phone me.
00:27:44We need to get that money out of Whitney's account by EOD before it's gone forever.
00:27:50What does NFJ have?
00:27:52I've almost cracked Whitney's account, but I've come up against one final hurdle.
00:27:56The memorable question.
00:27:58What's the memorable question?
00:27:59First pet's name.
00:28:02Well, he looks like a Larry.
00:28:04Try Larry.
00:28:05That is where Anya comes in.
00:28:10Ready to start the assessment?
00:28:12I've never seen equipment like this before.
00:28:16May I ask which practitioner this is informed by?
00:28:19Oh, I believe it was Savaya Subramaniyaswami who perfected the technique.
00:28:26Impressive.
00:28:27So, question one.
00:28:29What would you say your soul animal is?
00:28:34Soul animal.
00:28:36Damn, she's good.
00:28:37Okay then, team.
00:28:43Send in the interrogator.
00:28:49Gillian?
00:28:50Eddie?
00:28:51What a lovely surprise.
00:29:02Well now, it's been a while.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Sorry, did Anya invite you?
00:29:08Retirement, it turns out, is awfully boring.
00:29:12So I've been doing some light events catering.
00:29:14Keeps me busy.
00:29:16Would you like a cheese spoon?
00:29:18I made them this morning.
00:29:24Are you sure your mom can do that?
00:29:27When I was 17, I admitted to making her drink at a wedding I hadn't even been at.
00:29:31What's her secret?
00:29:32Guilt.
00:29:33And crumbs.
00:29:35Oh, wow.
00:29:38Hmm.
00:29:39They're so loose.
00:29:41So, Eddie, I hear you're moving to Devon tomorrow.
00:29:45Hmm.
00:29:47We've bought a small farm.
00:29:50And we're going to live off the land and start an intentional community focused on inner peace.
00:29:56And make sure you finish that love.
00:29:57It's bad love to leave a scorn in half.
00:30:00And how can your friend, Whitney, afford a farm?
00:30:06We bought it together.
00:30:08That's nice.
00:30:0950-50 sort of a deal.
00:30:11And you've been down to have a look, I take this, before making any financial commitment.
00:30:17Wow.
00:30:20That was delicious.
00:30:24Really overwhelming.
00:30:26In a good way.
00:30:30Have another one.
00:30:32While they're fresh.
00:30:37Did you see that?
00:30:39That was good.
00:30:41Very, yeah.
00:30:42What was it there?
00:30:43Look at the look on Eddie's face.
00:30:46It's the same look she gets when someone offers her a bump in the loo.
00:30:50She's not sure.
00:30:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:30:58Lucas, I don't want to get involved in the rift between you and Maggie.
00:31:03But I'm her mommy, and I've got to say one thing.
00:31:05What's she doing?
00:31:06You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:08You're her family, Eddie.
00:31:10And I just, I worry about what will happen to her without you.
00:31:16Eddie, how about what will happen to me?
00:31:20Brian, pull her out.
00:31:22And send one.
00:31:23Just go.
00:31:27Jesus.
00:31:29Jillian!
00:31:31I have spent a lot of my life looking after Maggie.
00:31:34You abandoned her, Eddie.
00:31:36Do you have any idea what that did to her?
00:31:39Jillian!
00:31:42There you are.
00:31:43Everything is ready for your acupuncture session with Sean Ness Café.
00:31:55Of course.
00:31:58We wouldn't want to keep Sean Ness Café wishing, would we?
00:32:14I recently discovered that I was a dog in most of my previous lives.
00:32:18And I must say, I think I recognise the scent of your astral trail, Whitney.
00:32:24Perhaps we were puppies together in Soviet Russia.
00:32:31Would that be something?
00:32:35Have you ever had a dog, Whitney?
00:32:38One.
00:32:39As a kid, her name was Baby.
00:32:41Baby!
00:32:43Is that?
00:32:44Baby.
00:32:45Yeah, Baby.
00:32:47Don't do that.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I didn't know about the attempt they made.
00:32:54Oh, good!
00:32:58That was not what I asked you to do.
00:33:00I think you'll find it's exactly what you asked.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:03I saw seeds of doubt.
00:33:04And then I had some time left over, so I thought I'd try and help.
00:33:07I'm not doing this for me, Mum.
00:33:08I'm doing it for Eddie.
00:33:08Of course you are, darling.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Time for stage three.
00:33:14In form.
00:33:15Ready to go?
00:33:16Toast paper.
00:33:17I mean, if I was right about what an HDMI cable is.
00:33:19Wait!
00:33:20Wait!
00:33:20Before we watch, I just want to say...
00:33:25From the moment I saw Flubber in my father's home theatre, I knew my future lay in the art
00:33:30of what the French call cinema.
00:33:32Oh, God, I knew I should have worked on this first.
00:33:52Hey, Eddie.
00:33:53Don't freak out.
00:33:54Sit down.
00:33:55Relax.
00:33:57In his seminal, 1981 paper, Cult Formation,
00:34:01A psychiatrist, Robert J. Lifton, observed that the most common, unifying feature of
00:34:06high-control groups is the presence of a charismatic leader, one who can't be questioned or held
00:34:11accountable for anything they do.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17All of us can relate to having someone to look up to.
00:34:21For instance, if Madonna told me to plunge my hands into a bucket of hot piss, I'd say
00:34:27pass the bucket.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean I wouldn't regret it later, Eddie, when I'm scrubbing my hands
00:34:34under hot water trying to get the smell of piss off me.
00:34:37Once strictly a job for dirty white men.
00:34:41Cult leadership is now a viable option for people from all walks of life.
00:34:45Even hot girls.
00:34:51Shit, she's getting antsy.
00:34:52No, we knew this would happen, so we also added this.
00:34:56When the camera flashing, I act so happy.
00:35:00I'm in heaven where you're looking at me.
00:35:05Angel of my dreams.
00:35:07I will always end up doing pet you.
00:35:10It's not fair.
00:35:12It's a bit of sweet.
00:35:14What the fuck, friend?
00:35:16Well, I did better than whatever that was.
00:35:18Get her off.
00:35:19This is gonna kill me.
00:35:22What were you thinking?
00:35:23I was thinking my audience needed some sugar with their medicine.
00:35:26I'm gonna kill her.
00:35:27I'm gonna laugh on.
00:35:29Look, this isn't some fun bit.
00:35:31This is Eddie's life.
00:35:32And if we fuck this up because you idiots can't do anything normally,
00:35:36then I might lose her for good this time.
00:35:37And I can't face that, okay?
00:35:40I can't face it.
00:35:43So please, just fucking focus.
00:35:50Just try, Larry.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53No.
00:35:54No, no.
00:35:55No.
00:35:57Gee, it must nearly be time for my talk.
00:36:00You've actually only been here for 20 minutes.
00:36:02Your reading can really contort your sense of time.
00:36:05If you let it.
00:36:06My sense of time was specifically complimented on by a clockless monk I met in Peru.
00:36:15Wait, what's she doing?
00:36:22It's happening.
00:36:23Stage four people, come the fuck on!
00:36:35One sec.
00:36:37Gotta wrangle some lost herbalists.
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:49Uh.
00:36:50Uh.
00:37:09Oh, hey!
00:37:14Andy, can you just check my crotches dry?
00:37:18Is this for real?
00:37:23It's locked.
00:37:25Why?
00:37:26It shouldn't be locked.
00:37:27Fuck!
00:37:27Ryan!
00:37:28Gillian!
00:37:29Andy, what?
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her.
00:37:33Fucking help her!
00:37:35Oh, no, no.
00:37:37Quick, you.
00:37:38Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There is a map in your emails.
00:37:40No, I mean, she's not in the room.
00:37:42What?
00:37:46Help us, you prick!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh.
00:37:50You'll be shouting like that.
00:37:51You might burst the baby.
00:37:53You need to distract me.
00:37:54Take my hand.
00:37:56Talk.
00:37:57Talk about what?
00:37:59Maggie, they need you.
00:38:00Yeah, but we...
00:38:00We'll find her.
00:38:03Help me.
00:38:05Help me.
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney.
00:38:15It's kind of an extreme thing to do.
00:38:16It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual, please.
00:38:20There's been all of 2009 and in the ashram in Croydon.
00:38:23No ad-libbing.
00:38:24What I know is, it looks to me...
00:38:27It looks to me like you're doing what you always do.
00:38:30Running away.
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help.
00:38:34I don't think that will help.
00:38:35I think everything felt really hard.
00:38:38And you wanted to be someone else.
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy.
00:38:44And not constantly fighting anymore.
00:38:46I know what that's like.
00:38:48I get that.
00:38:49I really do.
00:38:49But you know what my mum always says?
00:38:52Wherever you go...
00:38:54Wherever you go...
00:38:56There you are.
00:38:59You didn't have to do the fucking accent.
00:39:04Oh, shit.
00:39:23Now, I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like.
00:39:28But I'm pretty sure it is an apple juice.
00:39:32No.
00:39:33No.
00:39:34No.
00:39:36I'm a fucking bartender.
00:39:41Good point.
00:39:47Shit!
00:39:49She's loose.
00:39:50Quick.
00:39:51Quick, somebody get eyes on Eddie.
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie.
00:39:54What is this?
00:39:57Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us.
00:40:00Oh, my God.
00:40:01Oh, my God, Eddie.
00:40:02These people locked me in a room.
00:40:03No, we didn't.
00:40:04There was no lock.
00:40:05We made very sure of that.
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:06We used lies instead.
00:40:08Eddie?
00:40:08We need to get out of here.
00:40:10Like, now.
00:40:11Her dad is alive.
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss, 66.
00:40:17Happily married to Angela Hodgkiss.
00:40:18Also 66.
00:40:19For over 40 years.
00:40:21That's a picture of him with Whitney.
00:40:23Or Catherine, since that's her real name, actually.
00:40:25Eddie, our family reunion a few months ago.
00:40:29He messaged earlier asking if you might need a lift from the airport tomorrow.
00:40:33Didn't I say they would try and discredit me like this?
00:40:36They are demons and they want to block your path to the light.
00:40:38And she is also a failed slime influencer.
00:40:41She's actually a serial influencer, which is really sad.
00:40:44All my friends are influencers without even trying to be.
00:40:47She keeps making online personas to scam people, Eddie.
00:40:50She's been doing it for years.
00:40:52Oh, I can't believe we're going to point this out.
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth.
00:40:56They are insanely white.
00:40:58She looks like she's on Geordie Shore.
00:40:59She's not even a real healer.
00:41:00She's a liar.
00:41:01Our crystal neccesis are serious.
00:41:03Come on, Eddie.
00:41:05Don't you see?
00:41:05She's a fool.
00:41:08You're being insane.
00:41:10Stop it.
00:41:10Stop.
00:41:12Eddie, none of this was meant to hurt you.
00:41:14Maybe this wasn't the right way to go about it.
00:41:17But I knew you needed to be unbrainwashed.
00:41:20And maybe we should have got an expert.
00:41:22And we didn't have much time.
00:41:23And please, Eddie, I'm sorry.
00:41:26I didn't mean to make you feel, but I'm trying to save you.
00:41:29I might be bad at it, but look, I'm trying.
00:41:36Is your dad alive?
00:41:39Depends what you mean by dad.
00:41:42I mean, is my birth father alive?
00:41:46Well, sure.
00:41:47So when you told me that you knew exactly how I felt,
00:41:51that you'd been on the same journey as me,
00:41:53and you knew how to fix me,
00:41:55that was just marketing.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59Give Eddie her money back.
00:42:00You give it back and you leave.
00:42:01And let her family take care of her.
00:42:04If you're referring to the investment
00:42:06Eddie willingly made into our intentional community,
00:42:09then those funds have already been used to buy land.
00:42:11The land we decided to buy together.
00:42:13We know there's no land, Whitney.
00:42:15It doesn't exist.
00:42:19You know,
00:42:21I actually help people.
00:42:24And you all find that so challenging
00:42:26that you have to try and discredit me
00:42:28and make up all these lies.
00:42:31Oh, we are the liars.
00:42:32And you are the one with a made-up name.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go and shove a crystal dildo
00:42:37up your hole, Catherine?
00:42:39No, I've had to deal with this kind of prejudice
00:42:43ever since I began healing others.
00:42:46Much like, much like Jesus Christ himself.
00:42:50Who?
00:42:51Much like Jesus Christ himself had to endure.
00:42:55And if requiring some financial compensation
00:42:59for the burden I carry with me every day
00:43:02for being a bearer of light is a bad thing to you,
00:43:06Well, that says everything about you people
00:43:09and how little you value enlightenment.
00:43:13I mean, what do you offer each other?
00:43:20Lines.
00:43:24Because I can take you to the light.
00:43:37Let's go.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:58You're going to believe these freaks over me?
00:44:01The person who saved you?
00:44:10You know, one day,
00:44:12I will ascend to the celestial heaven
00:44:15that's waiting for me.
00:44:16And I will look down on all of you
00:44:19from my throne of purity.
00:44:22With my childhood cat choo-choo by my side
00:44:24because I know
00:44:26she's waiting for me.
00:44:30And I will watch y'all
00:44:33burn.
00:44:36Back at me!
00:44:43Oh, God.
00:44:49What a day.
00:44:51What?
00:44:54Anya?
00:44:55Are you not pregnant?
00:44:57Not anymore.
00:44:58Well,
00:44:59so where's the baby?
00:45:01At home.
00:45:03Saves.
00:45:04Saves so fast.
00:45:06And she jumped through a really high window.
00:45:08Do you know if she's ever been in Cirque du Soleil
00:45:10or something?
00:45:11Which couple is...
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi,
00:45:15I'm a fucking idiot
00:45:16who gave all my money
00:45:17to a white girl
00:45:18who owns Clippin' dreadlocks.
00:45:20They can't do anything.
00:45:21I gave her that money.
00:45:31Ryan?
00:45:33Was I in a tiny cult?
00:45:35A bit, yeah.
00:45:38It's all right, Eddie.
00:45:39We've all found ourselves
00:45:40in a pyramid scheme or two.
00:45:42And this...
00:45:43This was the only way
00:45:45to fucking tell me that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you and me.
00:45:58I don't want to do that.
00:46:00Eddie, please, just...
00:46:03Just give me one night.
00:46:07I don't want to be here.
00:46:08Well, we can leave.
00:46:10We can go somewhere else.
00:46:13Where?
00:46:28I was in your dream last night.
00:46:33I came to tell you everything
00:46:36It tastes so bad
00:46:41It tastes so strong
00:46:46I love them
00:46:49How I feel
00:46:52I hope you understand
00:46:55Sorry, we're closed for a private function.
00:46:57Well, tell the mom's staff.
00:46:58Look, my boyfriend sucks
00:46:59and I need to drink
00:47:00to forget he exists.
00:47:01That way, when I next see him,
00:47:02it will be a nice surprise.
00:47:04We went to see the hangover too
00:47:05and afterwards, all I said
00:47:06was that men aren't as funny
00:47:07as they think they are
00:47:07and they kicked off.
00:47:08Why are men so wet?
00:47:10Why is it so fucking quiet in here?
00:47:13You're out of wake.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:19It's not even young
00:47:20or important, was it?
00:47:21Nah, just my dad.
00:47:24Oh, my God.
00:47:25Oh, Eddie,
00:47:26I am so sorry for your loss.
00:47:27You know, your dad loved you so much.
00:47:29Thanks, Angie Babs.
00:47:30He was always so proud of you.
00:47:34Oh, would you like a...
00:47:35Double chucking coat, please, babes.
00:47:37I'll bring it over.
00:47:41I have crashed your funeral.
00:47:43I think it's called a wake
00:47:44if there's booze.
00:47:46You don't happen to have
00:47:46any kind of trap door
00:47:47you could open beneath me or...
00:47:50This isn't going to work.
00:47:52A highlight, truly,
00:47:53of our friendship
00:47:53isn't going to make everything okay.
00:47:54I know, I know.
00:47:55What's more complicated than...
00:47:56The fact that the way we met
00:47:56is funny and adorable
00:47:57doesn't mean that we're supposed
00:47:58to be in each other's lives forever.
00:47:59I know, Eddie.
00:48:03Why don't you just sit?
00:48:09One sec.
00:48:24It's just a glass.
00:48:25It's not safe.
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:35Is that from when Ryan was in his...
00:48:36Woo!
00:48:42Starlight Express era.
00:48:43I'm going to stay with Jay.
00:48:44No, Eddie J's.
00:48:45Jay moved to Arizona
00:48:47to prepare for the apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I please borrow your phone?
00:48:53I need to Google
00:48:53free accommodation, London.
00:48:54Well, that is a one way
00:48:55take to sex trafficking
00:48:56so I'm going to say no.
00:49:00Will you promise me one night
00:49:01I...
00:49:33of all the old man pubs
00:49:35and all of mid-recession
00:49:36and all of mid-recession
00:49:37and I walked into yours?
00:49:38You realise my dad's wake
00:49:40might not be
00:49:40the hilarious memory
00:49:41that you think it is?
00:49:42Oh!
00:49:44Why wasn't the one laughing?
00:49:47Oh!
00:49:49Oh!
00:49:49Oh!
00:49:49Oh!
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:51Oh!
00:49:51and respectfully
00:49:52tiptoe out of here
00:49:53and do you
00:49:53never have to see me again?
00:49:54I don't think so.
00:49:55It would just look weird
00:49:56if you leave so quickly.
00:49:57Oh, come on.
00:49:57You need to work
00:49:58on your mourner persona.
00:49:59Are you a relative?
00:50:01Ooh!
00:50:01Secret family!
00:50:03Uh...
00:50:03Maybe I could be
00:50:04like a young runaway
00:50:06your dad took in.
00:50:08God, sorry.
00:50:08It's really hard
00:50:09to work with the age difference.
00:50:11I haven't laughed
00:50:12in so long
00:50:12that my face
00:50:13actually hurts.
00:50:28I have always depended on the kindness of strangers
00:50:32Theodora
00:50:32And it's over
00:50:33Theodora, my glass has been empty for an hour
00:50:36I wish you'd go around to do top-ups
00:50:38I'm actually at my father's wake in more of a personal capacity
00:50:41As much as I valued him as an employer
00:50:43But you're welcome to do it
00:50:45Or Jay
00:50:46No, your brother needs to get back to work before the US markets open
00:50:49And I need to be available for people
00:50:51Eddie, I am the widow
00:50:54You divorced him 15 years ago
00:50:56Who's this?
00:50:59Maureen Johnson
00:51:00Good friend of the deceased
00:51:03Cam
00:51:03The deceased was his golf nickname
00:51:07Cameron played golf
00:51:08Funny, he never mentioned an ex-wife
00:51:11Not once in all our golf time
00:51:17Brave to go after my mum
00:51:19We've just met
00:51:20Are you too close?
00:51:22Like sisters
00:51:22Buffet emergency
00:51:23Sorry, but we are headed straight for a sausage roll, drow Eddie
00:51:28Now I can go to the big saints
00:51:30No, it wasn't sausage rolls
00:51:31No?
00:51:31No, Dad hated sausage rolls
00:51:33He said they looked like flaky dicks
00:51:34It was
00:51:35We are headed straight for a scotch egg, drow Eddie
00:51:37Now, I can go to the big saints for instance
00:51:39Well, this is Maureen
00:51:41Maggie
00:51:42Donovan
00:51:42What shall I tell you?
00:51:43This is Maggie
00:51:44He's a funeral crusher
00:51:45This is my best friend, Will
00:51:47Ew
00:51:47Your best friend is a man
00:51:49Thank God, aren't you?
00:51:52You have to admit, though
00:51:53It felt like we were destined to meet
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you made me laugh when I was sad
00:51:57When he always said
00:51:58Oh, come on
00:51:58She always said
00:51:59Use fun as a tool to keep me captive
00:52:00Well, that's insane
00:52:01Her point was that you deflect with jokes
00:52:03To avoid the real shit
00:52:05I don't avoid the real shit, Eddie
00:52:06I can't
00:52:08Just learnt that having a sense of humour
00:52:09About that kind of stuff
00:52:10Is sort of crucial for survival
00:52:13Sitting in the misery
00:52:14Won't make the misery go away
00:52:16I know I might not be your classic version
00:52:18Of a support sister
00:52:19But I do support you
00:52:21Like when you first took over
00:52:22Wetmouth
00:52:23Is that a new nickname?
00:52:25It's gross
00:52:25It's what you should rename the poem
00:52:28No one wants to get fucked up
00:52:29In the red lion
00:52:31Lions
00:52:32Are orange
00:52:34I haven't decided yet
00:52:35Like I'd have to leave law school
00:52:37Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer
00:52:38But not everyone gets to run a cool bar
00:52:39It's not cool
00:52:40Yeah, but it could be
00:52:41All you have to do is like
00:52:42Get someone from Vice to DJ once a month
00:52:44And make sure the bathrooms are disgusting
00:52:47What are you doing?
00:52:48Just come up here
00:52:51You got any stiggies?
00:53:05Make a wish, bitch
00:53:09It's like you're campaigning
00:53:10To be the mayor of my life
00:53:12None of this is relevant
00:53:13And stop doing that
00:53:15It's fucking pointless
00:53:17Being your friend
00:53:18It's hard fucking work, Maggie
00:53:19You're just ignoring all the times
00:53:21You
00:53:23You look hungover
00:53:24I'm fine
00:53:25Thank you for saying
00:53:26I look like shit
00:53:27Where's the money going?
00:53:29Oh, sorry
00:53:30I asked for two glasses
00:53:32You won't give me one
00:53:34I had zero living family
00:53:36Who could support me in any real way
00:53:37I know
00:53:37And then suddenly dropped on my lap
00:53:39Was his massive responsibility
00:53:40The bar
00:53:41You
00:53:41Robert Downey Jr
00:53:43Unconfirmed
00:53:44But I see it
00:53:45Carrie Fisher
00:53:46Legend
00:53:47Vincent Van Gogh
00:53:48No way
00:53:49Do not cut off your ear
00:53:50I will try
00:53:51Mel Gibson
00:53:52They can't all be good
00:53:55Kurt Cobain
00:53:55I know you girls say
00:53:57Having a disgusting toilet
00:53:58Makes the bar cooler
00:53:59But there's got to be limits
00:54:00To that, don't we think?
00:54:01Can you just leave out
00:54:02The ones who kill themselves?
00:54:03Yeah
00:54:08Great
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor
00:54:10What about her?
00:54:11I'm finding cool celebrities
00:54:12With bipolar disorder
00:54:13To cheer Maggie up
00:54:15Well, the first thing to do
00:54:16Is find the best treatment
00:54:17Get you into a routine
00:54:20I think moving in with me
00:54:21Would do you world good
00:54:22In that respect
00:54:23No way
00:54:23Just when you
00:54:24No
00:54:24But Danny
00:54:25I don't want you to be alone
00:54:26While you're
00:54:29What if something
00:54:35I can stay with her for a bit
00:54:38Oh, look, it's fine
00:54:39I'm
00:54:39No, no, no
00:54:39It'll be a nice change
00:54:40From upstairs
00:54:42I've got so many rats now
00:54:43I might need to build
00:54:44Some sort of home for them
00:54:45Oh
00:54:50Is that cool?
00:54:52Yeah
00:54:54Grant
00:54:55That's it
00:54:59Do you have any jobs going?
00:55:01I can't do this anymore
00:55:04Oh my God
00:55:07The six months that Annie worked here
00:55:08Were the drunkest of my life
00:55:10Yeah
00:55:10Yeah, I know
00:55:11I live with you for most of them
00:55:13Right
00:55:16That must have been a lot for you
00:55:17I get it
00:55:19You don't get it, Maggie
00:55:20How could you?
00:55:21I do
00:55:21No, you don't
00:55:22You have never had to be responsible
00:55:24For anyone else
00:55:25In your whole life
00:55:27Where are you?
00:55:28Kissing!
00:55:47How's it looking, Amir?
00:55:50Something or someone
00:55:50Has given birth in the sink
00:55:52But other than that
00:55:52I'm not the same
00:55:55Look, I know you think
00:55:56This friendship
00:55:56Has been about you
00:55:57Looking after me
00:55:58And I get that
00:55:58But
00:56:00I look after you too
00:56:01No, you don't
00:56:02I do, Eddie
00:56:03Just because my care
00:56:04Looks different to yours
00:56:05Name one time
00:56:05You've looked after me
00:56:07Successfully
00:56:07Other than today
00:56:08Maggie
00:56:08Fine
00:56:13Exactly
00:56:13Just give me a minute
00:56:19Okay
00:56:20How about that time you
00:56:21They're honestly not that bad
00:56:24Okay, go home
00:56:25I'll run the break
00:56:26That's not what happened
00:56:27They're honestly not that bad
00:56:30Okay, go home
00:56:31I'll run the break
00:56:32My point still stands
00:56:33You're making it sound like a bigger deal
00:56:35Than it was
00:56:36Because you always change the narrative
00:56:37To suit you
00:56:38No, I don't
00:56:38You change so many details
00:56:40Eddie
00:56:43My memory is fucked
00:56:45From years of being on lithium
00:56:47I'm sorry
00:56:48It's not intentional
00:56:49It's not malicious
00:56:50I just
00:56:51I can't remember every detail
00:56:52Of every moment
00:56:53And that makes me sad sometimes
00:56:54But yeah
00:56:56Can't be helped
00:56:56Like
00:56:58It's not on purpose
00:57:02I'm sorry if it's too much
00:57:05I'm sorry if I lent on you
00:57:07I honestly didn't know I was doing it
00:57:08I just didn't have the tools
00:57:11I didn't have any tools
00:57:13It's like I was
00:57:14Trying to fix an engine
00:57:15With my bare hands
00:57:15And no YouTube
00:57:18I'm sorry
00:57:18You had to be like the
00:57:21Farmer Hoggett to my babe
00:57:38That's my second Regina of the night
00:57:40It's party shacks
00:57:52Sometimes I think it was more like
00:57:53The babe leading the babe
00:58:27Okay, maybe my shitty memory
00:58:29Only remembers the good things
00:58:30But
00:58:32The night you will miss
00:58:34When we
00:58:38Listen, he is definitely the best shag
00:58:40I've ever had
00:58:41Including women
00:58:42Which is very unusual
00:58:44Congratulations
00:58:45It's all about the knuckles
00:58:47The knuckles
00:58:50It would be classic Anya
00:58:52To like that though
00:58:53You made a cute speech
00:58:55Did I?
00:58:55I don't remember
00:58:56Oh, come on
00:58:57No, I don't
00:58:59I told you
00:58:59I'm basically Dory
00:59:00From Finding Nemo
00:59:01If she also had a mood disorder
00:59:03You said something like
00:59:05Hear ye, hear ye
00:59:07I have known
00:59:08Miss Theodora Rushton
00:59:10It's been four or six years now
00:59:11And in that time
00:59:12She has made my life
00:59:14Infinitely better
00:59:15Oh, it's a serious one
00:59:16On top of that
00:59:17She has single-handedly
00:59:19Turned wet mouth
00:59:20Into the three-time
00:59:23Motherfucking
00:59:23Hallow
00:59:24All night
00:59:25For the year
00:59:30Eddie
00:59:31I have seen you deal with
00:59:33Every setback
00:59:34Every angry drunk man
00:59:36Every pile of puke
00:59:37In the bathroom
00:59:38Like it's nothing
00:59:38But I know
00:59:39We know
00:59:41It's not nothing
00:59:42It's amazing
00:59:44Eddie
00:59:46You
00:59:47Are the
00:59:48Coolest
00:59:49Strongest
00:59:50Smartest
00:59:51Person I know
00:59:51And I really fucking love you
00:59:53No, I can't
00:59:54No, you have to feel feelings
00:59:55No, I don't
00:59:55Tickle her
00:59:56Until she feels feelings
00:59:57Massive feelings
01:00:01That was gorgeous, babe
01:00:03Oh, nice
01:00:05No, I don't want to be rude
01:00:06But who are you?
01:00:07I'm nice
01:00:09I was sat at the table
01:00:10Next to you at the walls
01:00:11And thought you guys
01:00:12Seemed more fun
01:00:15Brian in the house
01:00:18Brian in the house
01:00:23I can't believe
01:00:24That's how we met him
01:00:25And now that bitch
01:00:26Is literally
01:00:27The executor of my will
01:00:28I know
01:00:29Could have been a kid
01:00:30Or a furry
01:00:31For all he knew
01:00:34That's not a great example
01:00:35By the way
01:00:36What?
01:00:37Of you being an amazing friend
01:00:38It doesn't really support
01:00:39Your argument
01:00:39My argument?
01:00:40Yeah, because that night
01:00:41Ended when you
01:00:42Is he on any medication?
01:00:43Do we know?
01:00:44Hello?
01:00:46Medication?
01:00:47Yeah, yeah
01:00:47We're not on drugs!
01:00:50It was only meds
01:00:52I wasn't supposed to drink on them
01:00:54But you did
01:00:55And I don't get to be angry
01:00:56About that
01:00:57Because it's like
01:00:57Oh, Maggie has bipolar
01:00:59She can't help it
01:01:00It's not her fault
01:01:00So then I have to bury
01:01:01My feelings
01:01:02I never asked you to bury
01:01:03That night
01:01:04Was supposed to be about
01:01:05Dad
01:01:05So he could see
01:01:06That everything was okay
01:01:09I didn't know that
01:01:10Because it's stupid
01:01:13I can't see anything
01:01:15He's dead
01:01:19Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie
01:01:22It matters to me
01:01:23If I've hurt you
01:01:25There's always a reason
01:01:26You can't show up for me, Maggie
01:01:29If you're referring
01:01:30To what happened last year
01:01:43If you're talking about
01:01:44What happened last year
01:01:47I had lithium poisoning
01:01:51I had too much lithium in my blood
01:01:52Because my doctor prescribed
01:01:53The wrong amount
01:01:55And that's the truth
01:01:58I was trying really hard
01:01:59To get better
01:02:00When that happened
01:02:01I still am
01:02:03It's a lot of work
01:02:04It's every day
01:02:05But I am so much better now
01:02:09You don't seem better
01:02:10Sorry, Eddie
01:02:11But you don't know that
01:02:12You haven't been here
01:02:13And when you've been here
01:02:14You've been
01:02:15Brainwashed by a coin artist
01:02:19Yeah
01:02:22You must feel
01:02:25I can't think of a better word
01:02:26Than insane
01:02:30You know what that's like
01:02:33When your reality turns out
01:02:35Not to be real
01:02:37It happened to me
01:02:39It follows me every day
01:02:41I try and forget it
01:02:42And I can't
01:02:49Call an ambulance
01:02:50For God's sake
01:02:51Didn't you know
01:02:52She was out there
01:02:53God, I
01:02:53Come on, darling
01:02:54Did you
01:02:55You'll be alright
01:02:57You'll be alright now
01:02:58Gillian wasn't there
01:03:01Yes, she was
01:03:01I called her
01:03:02No, you didn't
01:03:05Oh
01:03:07Let's go
01:03:08Come on
01:03:08Come on
01:03:10Okay
01:03:12Take it
01:03:12Let's see
01:03:13Okay
01:03:16Here you go
01:03:17Okay
01:03:23Hi, Gillian
01:03:23It's Will
01:03:25Can you meet me
01:03:26At Hamilton Hospital?
01:03:28He's never said anything
01:03:38How do you know that?
01:03:41How do you know what happened?
01:03:44He called me from the hospital
01:03:45While I was at the airport
01:03:47Oh
01:03:50So you knew before you even left?
01:03:53You knew I'd been poisoned
01:03:55And you didn't even drop me a DM
01:03:56It's
01:03:56Is that how much you hate me?
01:03:59I missed your abortion
01:04:00Because I was poisoned
01:04:02But you abandoned me
01:04:03Because you wanted to go on holiday
01:04:05That's not it
01:04:05Yeah, it kind of seems like it is
01:04:07I had to go, Maggie
01:04:08I had to
01:04:09Why?
01:04:10So you could go and smoke weed
01:04:11With mind control therapy?
01:04:12No, because I was fucked
01:04:14I was so fucked
01:04:15And I just lost everything
01:04:16And I didn't know how to cope with that
01:04:18And I couldn't stay here
01:04:20And sit in the mess of it
01:04:20Because I'm fucking weak
01:04:24I'm so weak
01:04:25That instead of dealing with my shit
01:04:26I found someone
01:04:27Who told me they could make it better
01:04:28And I let them tell me what to think
01:04:30I mean what the fuck
01:04:33I know I'm not soft
01:04:35And I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with
01:04:38But I am
01:04:41My sad looks very different to your sad
01:04:43But it's still very real
01:04:44And it still fucking hurts
01:04:51I'm a mess
01:04:53And a fraud
01:04:54And a loser
01:04:57You don't want me, Maggie
01:04:58I can't help people
01:05:09So
01:05:10Thank you so much for having me
01:05:11Oh, you're more than welcome
01:05:13Deodora, can you fetch the microphone?
01:05:16I think now's the time for my amazing grace
01:05:19Oh, damn, I'm sad to miss that
01:05:21You know
01:05:24I thought this was going to be the worst day of my life
01:05:28And it wasn't
01:05:31And I think that might be because of you
01:05:33You know, distracting me with how
01:05:36Insanely inappropriate you are
01:05:43Any time
01:05:54I'm so sorry
01:05:58I'm so sorry, Maggie
01:06:24So about the babe
01:06:28Two pigs are brighter than one anyway
01:06:39Get behind the bar
01:06:43I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails
01:06:45Come on, just dress me
01:06:47Come on
01:06:48Okay
01:07:09Hi
01:07:10Could I get a drink?
01:07:13I'm on the run
01:07:14I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover 2
01:07:15Which I inexplicably attended with the ex
01:07:17Who told me to go on the Ducan diet
01:07:19Hey
01:07:20This doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it?
01:07:28It is, yeah
01:07:30But, uh
01:07:31Please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours
01:07:37For what?
01:07:38We're just going to start again?
01:07:40No, I mean
01:07:42We can't
01:07:44It's done as done, like
01:07:46I'm a nightmare
01:07:48You're a nightmare
01:07:50There's no cure for that
01:07:53But
01:07:56We can't just say that we love each other
01:08:00That we need each other
01:08:03Move on
01:08:05Together
01:08:09Can I move in with you?
01:08:12Of course
01:08:14And everything will be alright?
01:08:19You're all I have now, Mikey
01:08:44You're all I have now, Mikey
01:08:51If I had words to make a day for you
01:09:03I'd sing you a morning
01:09:08I got you
01:09:09Though it ended
01:09:14I would make this day last for all time
01:09:22I would make this day last for all time
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