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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:03:04This is the third time...
00:03:04Sorry!
00:03:05I mean...
00:03:05See you on TV talking the other day!
00:03:07Sorry, where is that?
00:03:09But...
00:03:10Bye.
00:03:11investigations somefeels some...
00:03:12I don't know.
00:03:12I don't know.
00:03:15I don't know.
00:03:16I don't know.
00:03:17I don't know.
00:03:17I don't know.
00:03:18I don't know.
00:03:19I don't know.
00:03:21Hey.
00:03:21Hey.
00:03:22Oh my god.
00:03:23It is going so badly with my dad.
00:03:26Wait, let me put you on speaker.
00:03:27Wendy's right here.
00:03:28Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:29That's not, no.
00:03:30Hey Maggie.
00:03:31I hope you're wearing your unity crystal.
00:03:33Have you led him through a brief grounding chant like Isa just said?
00:03:36Not yet.
00:03:37Get back out there, girl.
00:03:39It's just...
00:03:42Dad hadn't actually noticed.
00:03:44We were estranged, which begs the question, can you even be estranged from someone if the
00:03:50other person has no idea?
00:03:51You know, what would really help is a percussive bonding ritual.
00:03:55Okay, great.
00:03:56Yeah, I'll try that then.
00:03:58Oh, no.
00:03:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:04:00No, it can't be done by an amateur.
00:04:02I wish it was that simple.
00:04:04Could you do it with?
00:04:05I mean, I perfected the technique.
00:04:09You know what?
00:04:10I'd love to give this gift to you, Maggie.
00:04:13Could you bring pops to us?
00:04:15My rain stick does not travel well.
00:04:17Oh, yeah.
00:04:18No, that sounds amazing.
00:04:20I just don't know if I could get my dad to go along with it.
00:04:23Max, I know your dad's a menace, but Winnie's done this a hundred times.
00:04:27She's the reason Angelina lets John Boyk around for Christmas.
00:04:35Well, don't ask, don't get, right?
00:04:37Ah, amazing!
00:04:38You're really starting to become someone of substance, Max.
00:04:47Great.
00:04:57So, even though you haven't noticed, we are estranged.
00:05:01I'm not sure that's possible if one of the estranged is unaware that he's estranged.
00:05:06Yeah, I'm pretty sure a normal parent would have noticed they haven't spoken to their daughter in over three calendar
00:05:11years.
00:05:11Oh, it hasn't been that long?
00:05:12Yes, it has.
00:05:13All right, we can pretend it has, if that's what you prefer.
00:05:16Oh, we don't need to pretend because it is the literal truth.
00:05:19Your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant overuse of the word literal.
00:05:24It literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so I can throw it.
00:05:27Listen, you reached out to me.
00:05:30I have been doing great without your work, it's been amazing.
00:05:32I have a plan.
00:05:32I'm so sorry, Mr. Anderson, I wanted to send a little something over.
00:05:35I'm a huge fan.
00:05:36I had the DVD box set of Man-Ager.
00:05:39I used to watch it literally every day before school.
00:05:42No, I wish you were still on TV.
00:05:43Oh, please, come on.
00:05:45Is it your man's game?
00:05:46You could do Taskmaster.
00:05:47You would be so funny.
00:05:48Can we get another water, please?
00:05:51Of course.
00:05:52Oh, thank you so much.
00:06:01You know Maggie, it's really telling how people treat restaurant staff.
00:06:06We were having a conversation.
00:06:08No, we were having a conversation.
00:06:10As I was saying...
00:06:11That's a fizz.
00:06:14Uh...
00:06:16Are you drinking again?
00:06:25Yes.
00:06:26Oh, come on Maggie, try and relax.
00:06:49Uh, hey, just out of interest.
00:06:52What do you think of people who are like into crystals and...
00:06:54First to go in my revolution.
00:06:56Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:07:03Come on, you were telling me about your work.
00:07:06Um...
00:07:07Yeah, so...
00:07:08Um, my play Light Glue nearly won this huge award.
00:07:11Only nearly?
00:07:14Well, I got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions, so...
00:07:17Oh, wow.
00:07:18My agent said a lot of the theatre's really interested in it.
00:07:21So what's your plan B?
00:07:23Sorry?
00:07:23Well, you've been trying to get the writing going for some years now, isn't it?
00:07:26Time that, you know, you considered exploring other avenues?
00:07:32Mmm.
00:07:39Um...
00:07:39Yeah, I'm gonna need another one of these.
00:07:44I am going to have the burger, please.
00:07:49Actually, I'll have the, um, Caesar salad.
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:51I'll, um...
00:07:52I'll have the burger, please.
00:07:53Yes, sir.
00:07:55Right.
00:07:56So, I've got something to ask you.
00:07:57And, uh, I'd like to get this out of the way, if I might.
00:08:01I realize I haven't been the most family-orientated father, but, uh, you know, to be fair to me, I've
00:08:07had my work...
00:08:08Is there a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us?
00:08:10Tends to happen.
00:08:11No, but, like, I recognize her.
00:08:12Like, I swear, I've met her before.
00:08:13Maggie, please concentrate.
00:08:15Tonight, the National Comedy Awards are presenting me with a Lifetime Achievement Award.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:26Congratulations.
00:08:27Well, thank you.
00:08:29And I'd like you to come with me.
00:08:32As you know, I gave up television all, what, 20 years ago, and I, um...
00:08:35I normally turn these kind of things down, but I thought, no, no, no, it might be nice now to
00:08:39acknowledge the impact my work has had on the British comedy landscape.
00:08:43You know, my parents are long gone, and as lovely as your mother may be, I realized, shortly after our
00:08:48wedding, that marriage probably wasn't for me.
00:08:52Shortly after your wedding?
00:08:53So, essentially, Maggie, you are my only family, and I would like my family with me tonight.
00:09:02I'm just a little, um, taken aback, I suppose, because you have never, ever included me in anything to do
00:09:08with your work, or indeed, life, before.
00:09:11Well, I'm a private man.
00:09:13I am your biological child.
00:09:15Tonight is important.
00:09:19And you are important to me.
00:09:28Oh, I stupidly cast a dog.
00:09:32I mean, what was I thinking?
00:09:34All the time, yapping away.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Someone nicked it.
00:09:39Ran off with it.
00:09:40People stole everything in those days.
00:09:43Nineties were much simpler.
00:09:44Hey, do you know we had an on-set coke dealer?
00:09:48No, you didn't.
00:09:48Yeah, yeah.
00:09:49Do you know what?
00:09:50I put him in series three, after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet ski.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56There were so many more jet ski accidents back then.
00:09:58You know what?
00:09:58It was a weekly appearance.
00:09:59There were so many็ด rounds.
00:10:03They are big of them.
00:10:04Oh.
00:10:04Oh.
00:10:04Oh.
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:10Oh.
00:10:10Oh.
00:10:28Pooh on me.
00:10:33okay um okay um okay i'll come what excellent yeah if you do something for me now
00:10:39what what what's what's going on look eddie has become one of those crystal woo woo people and
00:10:46she goes everywhere with this awful tiktok hippie named whitney and long story short they are coming
00:10:50here to perform a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick and i can't stop them so just
00:10:54say nothing or nod and basically if we get through this i will come with you to your
00:10:58worst thing do we have a deal is eddie your boyfriend no eddie is a girl she's my friend
00:11:05you have met her several times ah do we have a deal i'm not sure what the deal is but
00:11:12all right fine just say nothing okay it's hey girl mr anderson hi i'm whitney i am sure maggie has
00:11:20told
00:11:20you all about me but i am a professional light worker and well since losing my own father i've
00:11:26become particularly passionate about helping daddies i just spoke to the hostess who was such
00:11:32a sweetheart by the way literally an angel yeah i love her as well and she's actually given us use
00:11:37of the private dining room for a couple of hours i mean god isn't that so kind so okay so
00:11:43we'll go set
00:11:43up once we're done and well we can get started oh if you're concerned about the friction inherent in
00:11:52maggie's aura you've been working hard on that i think you'd be pleasantly surprised
00:12:09there's so many places i could start but professional light worker is as good as any
00:12:14no don't look i just need to figure out a way to get them out of here what possesses you
00:12:18to go along
00:12:19with something as excruciating as this eddie is my best friend and i just want to support her oh cut
00:12:24the shit you're not doing this to be supportive you're doing this because your best friend's got
00:12:28a shiny new pal and you're all jealous and i'm assuming because you're at join them you failed
00:12:32at beat them now instead of being honest with your friend you're prepared to go along with their
00:12:38delusions for what months years or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune in wales with no
00:12:43running water and at least one suspicious death oh it's devon actually integrity maggie
00:12:49integrity integrity is crucial for any writer worth this sort any person and it's not worth giving up
00:12:56but a drop of a rain stick you know you were lucky enough to inherit a reasonably sharp mind thanks
00:13:03to me and you constantly disappoint me by wasting it excuse me
00:13:34what's up we're just in the back no i know um can you just um could you just come to
00:13:39the bathroom maybe
00:13:40just come here look i just want to talk to you
00:13:47maggie i'm not the expert here whitney is just come and chat to her but i just want
00:14:21look i was um
00:14:24too harsh i was just uh concerned
00:14:31i'm sorry
00:14:36did you just apologize
00:14:41might need a minute
00:14:47you were mean
00:14:50but you were right
00:14:54look i understand that you feel that i haven't been the perfect father
00:15:02i was um i was incredibly busy during your childhood
00:15:08you know i was writing and starring my own show
00:15:13i put everything i had into the making of manager everything and of course there were epic highs oh
00:15:19my god they were epic highs
00:15:22but the lows the lows were terrible
00:15:25i wonder what might have caused that
00:15:26but we weren't like your generation you see you lot are more into i don't know self-flagellation
00:15:34begging therapists for the secular equivalent of ten hail mary's
00:15:39you know when things were hard for us we huddled together in someone's office
00:15:44rang the local pub for delivery and then we shook the cobwebs off
00:15:51and as a result of that i wasn't at home as much as i should have been
00:15:59there are so many things i regret when it comes to you and your mother
00:16:04so i just um i just want us to have a better relationship
00:16:13but and i really really want you to understand this i cannot attend a rainstick healing ceremony
00:16:23especially as you yourself know it to be complete horseshit
00:16:26we're ready oh um we um
00:16:33we aren't we aren't coming why not because this will really help whitney
00:16:37gain more followers and we're fundraising for sorry what do you mean followers
00:16:41instagram followers
00:16:44you were going to film this and put it on instagram yeah yeah whitney thought because
00:16:48your dad was on tv it will help drive traffic to her page oh but the point is maggie this
00:16:53will
00:16:53really help you whitney really knows oh whitney does fuck all
00:17:00what oh nothing sorry oh no no whitney's
00:17:05oh no i don't have it in me whitney is an idiot and you've become the most selfish
00:17:11fucking hippie i've ever met
00:17:14what sorry oh i'm sorry i'm sorry it's it's all this bollocks i know that healing can feel
00:17:21uncomfortable oh what the fuck do you know about healing eddie do you even know what the word
00:17:27means because it doesn't mean going awol with a fake guru who clearly just stole your money to get
00:17:32turkey teeth what are you talking about oh i'm sorry there's no way the eddie i know believes
00:17:39any of this shit you have a sharper mind than that it's just it's disappointing honestly maggie
00:17:45maybe we should take a meditation break and your forehead veins are telling me your chakras are
00:17:50completely off balance new rule you're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated i can't have
00:17:54loud emotional arguments in here this is a restaurant that's fine we were just leaving
00:17:57no eddie come on eddie no you said enough i should have listened to whitney and done this weeks ago
00:18:02but maggie we're done i don't want you in my life anymore good for you good for you
00:18:17sit down darling
00:18:27i'm really proud of you you told her the truth and the truth as they say will set you free
00:18:37hey hey let me top you up could i um trouble you for our coats please yes
00:19:08come on is she okay what oh fine yeah fine nothing that a little fresh air won't fix we're off
00:19:14to an
00:19:15awards ceremony up the road hope it doesn't drag on too long you know what they're like
00:19:21a bit like school assembly that you can't escape from mark mark anderson me yep any advance on the
00:19:29coach love please but you don't remember me oh no you you were probably too little you're only nine i
00:19:36think tiny wee thing i babysat for you back in galway oh i didn't think i'd see you again and
00:19:44i sat down
00:19:44for luncheon but i'm in your walks i was only 20 odd god so young and i feel awful come
00:19:52on and i felt so
00:19:54bad because your mom was so lovely god i didn't know what i was doing
00:20:09you know
00:20:10you know i refused to talk to that journalist woman
00:20:15she called me a few months ago when i said i wouldn't talk about you even though she said the
00:20:19other women had just so you know right come on then what's she talking about oh i don't know god
00:20:31knows i don't think she's right in the head what was she talking about oh they try and do this
00:20:37to
00:20:37every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic
00:20:46relationships in the 90s affairs all consensual all adults but because some of these women that
00:20:52worked with me at the time for you now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved
00:20:57i mean come on it's just crap it's nonsense well what can you do you know what i mean sells
00:21:03papers
00:21:03and that's why you want me to come with you tonight right no of course not you're about to get
00:21:08cancelled so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man who wouldn't hurt a
00:21:12flight all right just calm down i won't do that for you you know a not very wise man once
00:21:19said to
00:21:20me the truth will set you free but i think what he actually meant is it's more fun to be
00:21:24brutally
00:21:25honest but only when it suits you which is not as catchy i have spent so many years trying to
00:21:34figure you
00:21:35out but if so much of what you say is a lie then what's the point in even trying i
00:21:42have this unshakable
00:21:42hope in us that made me come here today and it made me drink and i don't drink anymore but
00:21:46i can't
00:21:46say that to you because it's too close to the bone isn't it how many did you have before i
00:21:51got here today
00:21:52four or five i'd have guessed four but i'm a little rusty
00:22:01i'm not like you
00:22:05i'm medicated
00:22:22i stole fifty quid from his wallet
00:22:26do you want a hot chocolate
00:22:32yeah
00:23:05i'm going to save her oh sorry look i know i need to fight for her i know she deserves
00:23:10it okay
00:23:10okay i'll send a zoom link we can get planning
00:23:13stop sending me fucking zoom links i am the captain now no more zoom
00:23:19just meet me in my flat in an hour and bring all the nerdy stationery i know you have we're
00:23:24going big
00:23:43they're nicer than i thought you were
00:23:49my dad died jet skiing with his mistress in jamaica when my mom was pregnant with me
00:23:58there used to be a lot more jet ski accidents
00:24:04sacred inner space we must be careful about who we allow to influence our fertile spirits
00:24:13especially as busy ceos in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery
00:24:21did that work it is perfect the ceos are gonna love it and you'll be so grateful
00:24:27well she better because for me she hasn't actually paid me yet i mean that's the only reason i'm even
00:24:34here she will don't worry because 20 grand will buy us a lot of bamboo sleeping mats i'll chase the
00:24:39invoice make sure it's cash or check once we get to devon tomorrow we won't have wi-fi on the
00:24:45farm
00:24:46right then those stationary honchos are absolutely ravenous for your keynote speech they're just in
00:24:52with the reiki fella now in the meantime we need your phones the frog shaming has a bit of a
00:24:59thing about
00:25:005g and we like to keep these retreats as screen free as possible thank you
00:25:08anya whitney was just asking about her fee oh all in hand we just need to get you in for
00:25:12a
00:25:12quick aura assessment whitney mandatory for all guest practitioners oh sorry babe the assessment's
00:25:20strictly confidential no plus one whitney would want me there i don't actually just stay here and
00:25:27practice breathing
00:25:35and you wrote me into helping out i really didn't want to but i used to owe her bail money
00:25:39for that
00:25:39thing in fanaraki so very like the other guests
00:25:45um
00:25:49is that a pager sorry i i i'm needed in the um clinic tent so just wait here and i
00:25:56won't be long
00:26:07i just thought people might be home
00:26:10sleepover print what was that sorry okay i don't all about this woo-woo
00:26:16shit it's very hard to improvise around a subject you know nothing about which is why you were sent
00:26:20a 35 page primer can confirm it was sent to your gmail authors it was homework last weekend call yourself
00:26:27fine let me summarize print you probably need a refresher too so
00:26:36right so the goal today is to deprogram eddie and save her from whitney's evil scheme
00:26:41it's not as simple as just showing her the evidence we found eddie has really drunk that kombucha kool-aid
00:26:47so we need to be careful but if we can keep her here and follow these simple steps i found
00:26:52on reddit
00:26:54oh i think we have a shot at success i know it's a big swing but it's the least eddie
00:26:59deserves which
00:26:59is why i stepped up to be the primary slash only financial backer and executive producer right thank
00:27:04you krent we've got step one out of the way we've got them separated and anya's holding whitney off for
00:27:11now but we're on the clock people whitney is getting on a secret fight early tomorrow morning
00:27:17so we need to intercept today save eddie and get her goddamn money back
00:27:24i was getting to that eddie has transferred almost everything she has into whitney's bank account so
00:27:31that she can buy this supposed farm in her name but we know the pictures she showed eddie are just
00:27:38the
00:27:38fifth result when you google image search english farm phone me we need to get that money out of
00:27:47whitney's account by eod before it's gone forever what does nfj i've almost cracked whitney's account but
00:27:54i've come up against one final hurdle the memorable question what's the memorable question first pet's
00:28:00name where he looks like a larry dry larry that is where anya comes in
00:28:10ready to start the assessment i've never seen equipment like this before may i ask which
00:28:17practitioner this is informed by oh i believe it was savaya subramanayaswami who perfected the
00:28:23technique so so question one what would you say your soul animal is soul animal damn she's good okay then
00:28:38team
00:28:42send in the interrogator
00:28:49jillian eddie what a lovely surprise
00:29:02well now it's been a while yeah sorry did anya invite you retirement it turns out is awfully boring
00:29:11so i've been doing some light events catering keeps me busy would you like a cheese spoon
00:29:18i made them this morning
00:29:24are you sure your mom can do that when i was 17 i admitted to making her drink at a
00:29:29wedding i
00:29:30hadn't even been at what's her secret guilt and crumbs oh wow hmm that's so loose
00:29:41so eddie i hear you're moving to devon tomorrow
00:29:47we've bought a small farm
00:29:50and we're going to live off the land and start an intentional community focused on inner peace and
00:29:56make sure you finish that love it's bad luck to leave a scorn in half
00:30:00and how can your friend whitney afford a firm
00:30:06we bought it together that's nice 50 50 sort of a deal
00:30:11and you've been down to have a look i take it before making any financial commitment
00:30:19wow that was delicious really overwhelming in a good way
00:30:30have another one while they're fresh
00:30:37you see that that was good
00:30:41very yes what was it that look on eddie's face it's the same look she gets when someone
00:30:47offers her a bump in the loo she's not sure
00:30:58i don't want to get involved in the rift between you and maggie but i'm her mommy and i've got
00:31:04to
00:31:04say one thing what's she doing you mean so much to maggie you're her family eddie and i just
00:31:12i worry about what will happen to her without you
00:31:16how about what will happen to me
00:31:20brian pull her out and say just go
00:31:27jesus
00:31:30i have spent a lot of my life looking after maggie you abandoned her eddie do you have any idea
00:31:36what
00:31:37that did to her
00:31:42there you are everything is ready for your acupuncture session with sean s cafe
00:31:55of course
00:31:58we wouldn't want to keep sean s cafe wishing would we
00:32:14i recently discovered that i was a dog in most of my previous lives
00:32:18i must say i think i recognize the scent of your astral trail whitney
00:32:24perhaps we were puppies together in soviet russia would that be something
00:32:36ever had a dog whitney one as a kid her name was baby baby
00:32:43baby is that baby yeah baby don't want to do that
00:32:51no i didn't know about the attempt they made all
00:32:54that was not what i asked you to do i think you'll find it's exactly what you asked thank you
00:33:02very much i sowed seeds of doubt and then i had some time left over so i thought i'd try
00:33:06and help
00:33:06i'm not doing this for me mom i'm doing it for eddie of course you are darling
00:33:12okay time for stage three in form ready to go toast babe i mean if i was right about what
00:33:18an hdmi
00:33:19cable is wait wait before we watch i just want to say from the moment i saw flubber in my
00:33:27father's
00:33:28home theater i knew my future lay in the art of what the french call cinema oh god i knew
00:33:32i should have
00:33:51heartless first
00:33:52hey eddie don't freak out sit down relax
00:33:57in his seminal 1981 paper cult formation a psychiatrist robert j lifton observed that the
00:34:04most common unifying feature of high control groups is the presence of a charismatic leader
00:34:09one who can't be questioned or held accountable for anything they do not bad
00:34:17all of us can relate to having someone to look up to for instance if madonna told me to plunge
00:34:24my
00:34:24hands into a bucket of hot piss i'd say pass the bucket but that doesn't mean i wouldn't regret
00:34:31it later eddie when i'm scrubbing my hands under hot water trying to get the smell of piss off me
00:34:36once strictly a job for dirty white men
00:34:40cult leadership is now a viable option for people from all walks of life even hot girls
00:34:51she's getting antsy no we knew this would happen so we also added this
00:35:09it's not
00:35:10it's not fair
00:35:12it's not fair
00:35:14what the
00:35:15fuck
00:35:15freeze
00:35:16well i did better than whatever that was
00:35:18get her off this is gonna kill me
00:35:22what were you thinking i was thinking my audience needed some sugar with their medicine
00:35:26i'm gonna kill her
00:35:29look this isn't some fun bit this is eddie's life and if we fuck this up because you idiots
00:35:34can't do anything normally then i might lucifer good this time and i can't face that okay
00:35:40i can't face it
00:35:43no please just fucking focus
00:35:50just
00:35:51shall i larry
00:35:52what
00:35:53no
00:35:53no no
00:35:55no
00:35:57gee it must nearly be time for my talk
00:35:59you've actually only been here for 20 minutes
00:36:01the oral reading can really contort your sense of time
00:36:05if you let it
00:36:07my sense of time was specifically complimented on by a clockless monk i met in peru
00:36:15wait
00:36:16what's she doing
00:36:22it's happening stage four people come the
00:36:24fuck on
00:36:35one sec gotta wrangle some lost herbalists
00:36:54the
00:37:08oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:11hey
00:37:12hey
00:37:14can you just check my crotches dry
00:37:18is this for real
00:37:23It's locked.
00:37:25Why?
00:37:25You shouldn't be locked.
00:37:27Fuck!
00:37:27Ryan!
00:37:28Gillian!
00:37:29Anyone!
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her.
00:37:33Fucking help her!
00:37:35Oh, no, no.
00:37:37Quick, you.
00:37:38Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There is a map in your emails.
00:37:40No, I mean, she's not in the room.
00:37:42What?
00:37:46Help us, you pricks!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:37:50You'll be shouting like that.
00:37:51You might burst the baby.
00:37:53You need to distract me.
00:37:54Take my hand.
00:37:56Jog.
00:37:57Jog.
00:37:59Maggie, they need you.
00:38:00Yeah, but we...
00:38:00We'll find her.
00:38:03Help me.
00:38:05Help me.
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney.
00:38:15It's kind of an extreme thing to do.
00:38:17It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual.
00:38:19Chill, please.
00:38:20There's been all of 2009 in an ashram in Croydon.
00:38:23No ad-libbing.
00:38:24What I know is, it looks to me like...
00:38:27It looks to me like you're doing what you always do.
00:38:30Running away.
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help.
00:38:34I don't think that will help.
00:38:35I think everything felt really hard.
00:38:38And you wanted to be someone else.
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy.
00:38:44And not constantly fighting anymore.
00:38:46I know what that's like.
00:38:48I get that.
00:38:49I really do.
00:38:49But you know what my mum always says?
00:38:52Wherever you go...
00:38:54Wherever you go...
00:38:56There you are.
00:38:59You didn't have to do with the fucking accent.
00:39:04Oh shit.
00:39:23Now, I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like.
00:39:28But I'm pretty sure it is an apple juice.
00:39:32No.
00:39:33No.
00:39:34No.
00:39:36I'm a fucking bartender.
00:39:41Good point.
00:39:47Shit!
00:39:49She's loose.
00:39:50Quick.
00:39:51Quick, somebody get eyes on Eddie.
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie.
00:39:55What is this?
00:39:57Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us.
00:40:00Oh my god.
00:40:01Oh my god, Eddie.
00:40:02These people locked me in a room.
00:40:03No, we didn't.
00:40:04There was no lock.
00:40:05We made very sure of that.
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:06We used lies instead.
00:40:08Eddie?
00:40:08We need to get out of here.
00:40:10Like now.
00:40:11Her dad is alive.
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss, 66.
00:40:17Happily married to Angela Hodgkiss.
00:40:18Also 66.
00:40:19For over 40 years.
00:40:21That's a picture of him.
00:40:22With Whitney.
00:40:23Or Catherine, since that's her real name, actually.
00:40:26At a family reunion a few months ago.
00:40:29He messaged earlier asking if you might need a lift from the airport tomorrow.
00:40:33Didn't I say they were trying to discredit me like this?
00:40:36They are demons and they want to block your path to the light.
00:40:38And she is also a failed slime influencer.
00:40:41She's actually a serial influencer, which is really sad.
00:40:44All my friends are influencers without even trying to be.
00:40:47She keeps making online personas to scam people, Eddie.
00:40:50She's been doing it for years.
00:40:52I can't believe we're going to point this out.
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth.
00:40:56They are insanely white.
00:40:58She looks like she's on Geordie Shore.
00:40:59She's not even a real healer.
00:41:00She's a liar.
00:41:02We should never trust him.
00:41:04We should never trust him.
00:41:05Don't you see?
00:41:05She's a liar.
00:41:06I'll give you an answer.
00:41:08You're being insane.
00:41:10Stop it.
00:41:10Stop.
00:41:12Eddie, none of this was meant to hurt you.
00:41:14Maybe this wasn't the right way to go about it, but I knew you needed to be unbrainwashed.
00:41:20And maybe we should have got an expert and we didn't have much time.
00:41:23And please, Eddie, I'm sorry.
00:41:26I didn't mean to make you feel, but I'm trying to save you.
00:41:29I might be bad at it, but look, I'm trying.
00:41:36Is your dad alive?
00:41:39Depends what you mean by dad.
00:41:42I mean, is my birth father alive?
00:41:46Well, sure.
00:41:47So when you told me that you knew exactly how I felt, that you'd been on the same journey as
00:41:53me,
00:41:53and you knew how to fix me, that was just marketing.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59Give Eddie her money back.
00:42:00You give it back and you leave.
00:42:01And let her family take care of her.
00:42:04If you're referring to the investment Eddie willingly made into our intentional community,
00:42:09then those funds have already been used to buy land.
00:42:11The land we decided to buy together.
00:42:13We know there's no land, Whitney.
00:42:15It doesn't exist.
00:42:19You know, I actually help people.
00:42:24And you all find that so challenging that you have to try and discredit me and make up all these
00:42:30lies.
00:42:30Oh, we are the liars.
00:42:32And you are the one with a made-up name.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go and shove a crystal dildo up your hole, Catherine?
00:42:39No, I've had to deal with this kind of prejudice ever since I began healing others.
00:42:46Much like, much like Jesus Christ himself had to endure.
00:42:55And if requiring some financial compensation for the burden I carry with me every day
00:43:02for being a bearer of light is a bad thing to you?
00:43:06Well, that says everything about you people.
00:43:09And how little you value enlightenment.
00:43:13I mean, what do you offer each other?
00:43:20Loads.
00:43:24Because I can take you to the light.
00:43:37Let's go.
00:43:47Let's go.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:57You're going to believe these freaks over me?
00:44:01The person who saved you?
00:44:10You know, one day, I will ascend to the celestial heaven that's waiting for me.
00:44:16And I will look down on all of you from my throne of purity.
00:44:21With my childhood cat choo-choo by my side, because I know she's waiting for me.
00:44:30And I will watch y'all burn.
00:44:36Back at me.
00:44:43Oh, my God.
00:44:49What a day.
00:44:51What?
00:44:54Anya, are you not pregnant?
00:44:57Not anymore.
00:44:59So where's the baby?
00:45:01At home.
00:45:03Saves.
00:45:04Saves so fast.
00:45:06And she jumped through a really high window.
00:45:08Do you know if she's ever been in Cirque du Soleil or something?
00:45:11Which, good place.
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi, I'm a fucking idiot who gave all my money to a white girl who owns clip-in dreadlocks.
00:45:19They can't do anything.
00:45:21I gave her that money.
00:45:31Ryan?
00:45:33Was I in a tiny cult?
00:45:35A bit, yeah.
00:45:38It's all right, Eddie.
00:45:39We've all found ourselves in a pyramid scheme or two.
00:45:42And this, this was the only way to fucking tell me that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you and me.
00:45:58I don't want to do that.
00:46:00Eddie, please, just...
00:46:03Just give me one night.
00:46:07I don't want to be here.
00:46:08Well, we can leave.
00:46:10We can go somewhere else.
00:46:13Where?
00:46:28I was in your dream last night.
00:46:33I came to tell you everything.
00:46:37Everything takes so fast.
00:46:40It takes so strong.
00:46:46I love them how I feel.
00:46:52I hope you understand.
00:46:55Sorry, we're closed for a private function.
00:46:57Well, tell the mom's staff.
00:46:58Look, my boyfriend sucks and I need to drink to forget he exists.
00:47:01That way, when I next see him, it will be a nice surprise.
00:47:04We went to see The Hangover 2 and afterwards,
00:47:05all I said was that men aren't as funny as they think they are
00:47:07and they kicked off.
00:47:09Why are men so wet?
00:47:10Why is it so fucking quiet in here?
00:47:13You're out of wake.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:19It's not even young or important, was it?
00:47:21Nah, just my dad.
00:47:24Oh, my God.
00:47:25Oh, Eddie, I am so sorry for your loss.
00:47:27You know, your dad loved you so much.
00:47:29Thanks, Angie Babs.
00:47:30He was always so proud of you.
00:47:34Oh, would you like a...
00:47:35Double chucking coat, please, babes.
00:47:37I'll bring it over.
00:47:41I have crashed your funeral.
00:47:43I think it's called a wake, if there's booze.
00:47:46You don't happen to have any kind of trap door.
00:47:48You could open beneath me or...
00:47:50This isn't going to work.
00:47:52A highlight, really, of our friendship isn't going to make everything okay.
00:47:54I know, I know what's more complicated than...
00:47:56The fact that the way we met is funny and adorable
00:47:57doesn't mean that we're supposed to be in each other's lives forever.
00:47:59I know, Eddie.
00:48:02Why don't you just sit?
00:48:08One sec.
00:48:24It's just a glass.
00:48:25It's not safe.
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:35Is that from when Ryan was in his...
00:48:36Oh!
00:48:37Oh, my tiger.
00:48:40Oh, my God.
00:48:42Starlight Express era.
00:48:43I'm going to stay with Jay.
00:48:44No, Eddie J's...
00:48:45Jay moved to Arizona to prepare for the apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I please borrow your phone?
00:48:53I need to Google free accommodation in London.
00:48:54Well, that is a one-way ticket to sex trafficking, so I'm going to say no.
00:49:00But you promised me one night I...
00:49:04I...
00:49:13I...
00:49:15I...
00:49:19I...
00:49:21I...
00:49:25I...
00:49:27I...
00:49:28I...
00:49:31I...
00:49:32Well, the old man published by...
00:49:35and all of mid-recession Dalston, I walked into yours.
00:49:38You realise my dad's wake might not be the hilarious memory that you think it is?
00:49:44Why wasn't the one laughing?
00:49:49So, what I'm going to do is quietly and respectfully tiptoe out of here
00:49:53and you never have to see me again.
00:49:54I don't think so. It would just look weird if you leave so quickly.
00:49:57Oh, come on, I...
00:49:57You need to work on your mourner persona.
00:49:59Are you a relative? Ooh, secret family.
00:50:01Uh, maybe I could be, like, a young runaway your dad took in.
00:50:08God, sorry, it's really hard to work with the age difference.
00:50:11I haven't laughed in so long that my face actually hurts.
00:50:28I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
00:50:32Theodora.
00:50:33And it's over.
00:50:34Theodora, my glass has been empty for an hour.
00:50:37I wish you'd go round to do top-ups.
00:50:39I'm actually at my father's wake in more of a personal capacity,
00:50:41as much as I valued him as an employer,
00:50:43but you're welcome to do it.
00:50:45Or, Jay?
00:50:46No, your brother needs to get back to work before the US market's open
00:50:49and I need to be available for people.
00:50:51Eddie, I am the widow.
00:50:55You divorced him 15 years ago.
00:50:57Who's this?
00:50:59Maureen Johnson.
00:51:01Um, good friend of the deceased.
00:51:03Cam.
00:51:04Cam.
00:51:04The deceased was his golf nickname.
00:51:07Cameron played golf.
00:51:09Funny.
00:51:09He never mentioned an ex-wife.
00:51:11Not once in all our golf times.
00:51:17Brave to go after my mum.
00:51:19We've just met.
00:51:20Are you too close?
00:51:21Like sisters.
00:51:23Buffet emergency.
00:51:24Sorry, but we are headed straight for a sausage roll, drow Eddie.
00:51:28Now, I can go to the big saints.
00:51:30No, it wasn't sausage rolls.
00:51:31No?
00:51:31No, Dad hated sausage rolls.
00:51:33He said they looked like flaky dicks.
00:51:34It was...
00:51:35We are headed straight for a scotch egg drow, Eddie.
00:51:38Now, I can go to the big saints.
00:51:39Well, this is Maureen.
00:51:41Maggie.
00:51:42Donovan.
00:51:42What do you want to tell you?
00:51:43This is Maggie.
00:51:44He's a funeral crusher.
00:51:46This is my best friend, Will.
00:51:47Ew, your best friend isn't mine.
00:51:50Good God, aren't you?
00:51:52You have to admit, though, it felt like we were destined to meet.
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you made me laugh when I was sad.
00:51:57When he always said...
00:51:58Oh, come on.
00:51:58She always said, use fun as a tool to keep me captive.
00:52:01Well, that's insane.
00:52:01Her point was that you deflect with jokes to avoid the real shit.
00:52:05I don't avoid the real shit, Eddie.
00:52:06I can't.
00:52:08Just learnt that having a sense of humour about that kind of stuff is sort of crucial for survival.
00:52:13Sitting in the misery won't make the misery go away.
00:52:16I know I might not be your classic version of a support sister, but I do support you.
00:52:21Like when you first took over Wet Mouth.
00:52:23Is that a new nickname?
00:52:24It's gross.
00:52:26It's what you should rename the poem.
00:52:28No one wants to get fucked up in the Red Lion.
00:52:32Lions are orange.
00:52:34I haven't decided yet.
00:52:35Like, I'd have to leave law school.
00:52:37Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer, but not everyone gets to run a cool bar.
00:52:39It's not cool.
00:52:40Yeah, but it could be.
00:52:41All you have to do is, like, get someone from Vice to DJ once a month and make sure the
00:52:45bathrooms are disgusting.
00:52:47What are you doing?
00:52:48Just come up here.
00:52:51You got any stiggies?
00:53:06Make a wish, bitch.
00:53:09It's like you're campaigning to be the mayor of my life.
00:53:12None of this is relevant.
00:53:13Stop doing that.
00:53:15It's fucking pointless.
00:53:17Being your friend is hard fucking work, Maggie.
00:53:19You're just ignoring all the times.
00:53:21You...
00:53:22Hey, you okay?
00:53:24You look hungover.
00:53:25I'm fine.
00:53:25Thank you for saying I look like shit.
00:53:27Where's the other guys?
00:53:29Oh, sorry.
00:53:30I asked for two glasses.
00:53:32You've only given me one.
00:53:34I had zero living family who could support me in any real way.
00:53:37I know.
00:53:37And then suddenly dropped on my lap was his massive responsibility.
00:53:41The bar.
00:53:41You.
00:53:42Robert Downey Jr. Unconfirmed, but I see it.
00:53:45Carrie Fisher.
00:53:46Legend.
00:53:47Vincent Van Gogh.
00:53:48No way.
00:53:49Do not cut off your ear.
00:53:51I will try.
00:53:52Mel Gibson.
00:53:53They can't all be good.
00:53:55Kurt Cobain.
00:53:56I know you girls say having a disgusting toilet makes the bar cooler, but there's got to be limits to
00:54:00that, don't we think?
00:54:01Can you just leave out the ones who kill themselves?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:04Uh...
00:54:08Great.
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor.
00:54:10What about her?
00:54:11I'm finding cool celebrities with bipolar disorder to cheer Maggie up.
00:54:14Hmm.
00:54:15Well, the first thing to do is find the best treatment and get you into a routine.
00:54:20I think moving in with me would do you a world of good in that respect.
00:54:23No way.
00:54:24Just while you're...
00:54:24No.
00:54:25But darling, I don't want you to be alone while you're...
00:54:29What if something...
00:54:35I can stay with her for a bit.
00:54:38Oh, look, it's fine.
00:54:39I'm...
00:54:39No, no, no.
00:54:39It'll be a nice change from upstairs.
00:54:42I've got so many rats now.
00:54:43I might need to build some sort of home for them.
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:49Is that cool?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:54Grant.
00:54:55That's it.
00:54:59Do you have any jobs going?
00:55:01I can't do this anymore.
00:55:05Oh, my God.
00:55:07The six months that Annie worked here were the drunkest of my life.
00:55:10Yeah, I know.
00:55:11I live with you for most of them.
00:55:14Right.
00:55:16That must have been a lot for you.
00:55:17I get it.
00:55:19You don't get it, Maggie.
00:55:20How could she?
00:55:21I do.
00:55:21No, you don't.
00:55:22You have never had to be responsible for anyone else in your whole life.
00:55:27Where are you?
00:55:28Kissing!
00:55:47How's it looking, Amir?
00:55:50Something or someone has given birth in the sink, but other than that, I'm not the same.
00:55:55Look, I know you think this friendship has been about you looking after me, and I get that,
00:55:59but I look after you two.
00:56:01No, you don't.
00:56:02I do, Eddie, just because my care looks different to yours.
00:56:05Name one time you've looked after me successfully.
00:56:07Other than today.
00:56:08Maggie.
00:56:09Fine.
00:56:13Exactly.
00:56:14Just give me a minute.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:20How about that time you...
00:56:21They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:24Okay, go home.
00:56:25I'll run the break.
00:56:26That's not what happened.
00:56:27They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:31Okay, go home.
00:56:32I'll run the break.
00:56:32My point still stands.
00:56:33You're making it sound like a bigger deal than it was because you always change the narrative
00:56:37to suit you.
00:56:38No, I don't.
00:56:38You change so many details.
00:56:40Eddie.
00:56:43My memory is fucked from years of being on lithium.
00:56:47I'm sorry.
00:56:48It's not intentional.
00:56:49It's not malicious.
00:56:50I just...
00:56:51I can't remember every detail of every moment, and that makes me sad sometimes, but yeah.
00:56:56Can't be helped.
00:56:57Like...
00:56:58It's not on purpose.
00:57:02I'm sorry if it's too much.
00:57:05I'm sorry if I lent on you.
00:57:07I honestly didn't know I was doing it.
00:57:08I just didn't have the tools to...
00:57:11I didn't have any tools.
00:57:13It's like I was trying to fix an engine with my bare hands and no YouTube.
00:57:18I'm sorry.
00:57:18You had to be like the...
00:57:21Farmer Hoggett to my babe.
00:57:38That's my second Regina of the night.
00:57:40It's party shacks.
00:57:47Eddie, get off the fucking farm circle.
00:57:52Sometimes I think it was more like the babe leading the babe.
00:58:27Okay, maybe my shitty memory only remembers the good things, but...
00:58:32The night you will miss...
00:58:34When we...
00:58:38This is definitely the best shag I've ever had, including women, which is very unusual.
00:58:45Congratulations, Earl.
00:58:46It's all about the knuckles.
00:58:47The knuckles!
00:58:49Not the knuckles.
00:58:51It would be classic Anya to like that, though.
00:58:53You made a cute speech.
00:58:55Did I?
00:58:55I don't remember.
00:58:56Oh, come on.
00:58:57No, I don't.
00:58:59I told you I'm basically Dory from Finding Nemo if she also had a mood disorder.
00:59:03You said something like...
00:59:05Here ye, here ye.
00:59:07Eddie, I have known Miss Theodora Rushton for six years now, and in that time she has made
00:59:13my life infinitely better.
00:59:15Oh, it's a serious one.
00:59:17On top of that, she has single-handedly turned wet mouth into the three-time motherfucking
00:59:23Halloween over for the year!
00:59:30Eddie, I have seen you deal with every setback, every angry drunk man, every pile of puke
00:59:37in the bathroom like it's nothing, but I know, we know, it's not nothing, it's amazing.
00:59:45Eddie, you are the coolest, strongest, smartest person I know, and I really fucking love you.
00:59:53No, I can't.
00:59:54No, you have to feel feelings.
00:59:55No, I don't.
00:59:55Tickle her until she feels feelings.
00:59:58Massive feelings.
00:59:59Oh, hey ya!
01:00:01That was gorgeous, babe.
01:00:03Oh, nice!
01:00:05No, I don't want to be rude, but who are you?
01:00:07I'm nice.
01:00:10I was sat at the table next to you at the awards and thought you guys seemed more fun.
01:00:16Brian in the house!
01:00:18Brian in the house!
01:00:19Brian in the house!
01:00:23I can't believe that's how we met him, and now that bitch is literally the executor
01:00:28of my will.
01:00:28I know.
01:00:29Could have been a kid or a furry for all he knew.
01:00:34That's not a great example, by the way.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37Of you being an amazing friend.
01:00:38It doesn't really support your argument.
01:00:40My argument?
01:00:41Yeah, because that night ended when you...
01:00:42Is he on any medication?
01:00:43Do we know?
01:00:44Hello?
01:00:46Medication?
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:48We're not on drugs!
01:00:50It was only meds.
01:00:52I wasn't supposed to drink on them, but...
01:00:54But you did.
01:00:55And I don't get to be angry about that, because it's like, oh, Maggie has bipolar, she can't
01:00:59help it, it's not her fault, so then I have to bury my feelings.
01:01:02I never asked you to bury...
01:01:03That night was supposed to be about Dad, so he could see that everything was okay.
01:01:09I didn't know that.
01:01:11Because it's stupid.
01:01:13I can't see anything.
01:01:15He's dead.
01:01:19Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie.
01:01:22It matters to me if I've hurt you.
01:01:25There's always a reason you can't show up for me, Maggie.
01:01:29If you're referring to what happened last year...
01:01:43If you're talking about what happened last year...
01:01:47I had lithium poisoning.
01:01:51I had too much lithium in my blood because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount.
01:01:55And that's the truth.
01:01:58I was trying really hard to get better, and that happened.
01:02:01I still am.
01:02:03It's a lot of work, it's every day, but I am so much better now.
01:02:09You don't seem better.
01:02:10Sorry, Eddie, but you don't know that.
01:02:12You haven't been here, and when you've been here, you've been...
01:02:15Brainwashed by a coin artist?
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:22You must feel...
01:02:25I can't make a better word than insane.
01:02:31You know what that's like?
01:02:33When your reality turns out not to be real.
01:02:37It's happened to me.
01:02:39It follows me every day.
01:02:41I try and forget it, and...
01:02:43I can't.
01:02:49Call an ambulance, for God's sake!
01:02:51Didn't you know she was out there?
01:02:53God, I...
01:02:53Come on, darling.
01:02:55Did you...
01:02:55You'd be all right.
01:02:57You'd be all right now.
01:02:58Gillian wasn't there.
01:03:01Yes, she was.
01:03:01I called her.
01:03:02No, you didn't.
01:03:05Oh.
01:03:06Okay.
01:03:07Let's go in there.
01:03:08Here, here, come on.
01:03:11Okay.
01:03:12Take it.
01:03:13Okay.
01:03:15Here you go.
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:18Okay.
01:03:22Hi, Gillian.
01:03:24It's Will.
01:03:25Um, can you meet me at Wilmington Hospital?
01:03:28He's never said anything.
01:03:38How do you know that?
01:03:41How do you know what happened?
01:03:44He called me from the hospital while I was at the airport.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:50So you knew before you even left?
01:03:53You knew I'd been poisoned and you didn't even drop me a DM.
01:03:56It's...
01:03:56Is that how much you hate me?
01:03:59I missed your abortion because I was poisoned, but you abandoned me because you wanted to go
01:04:04on holiday.
01:04:05That's not it.
01:04:05Yeah, it kind of seems like it is.
01:04:07I had to go, Maggie.
01:04:08I had to.
01:04:09Why?
01:04:10So you could go and smoke weed with Mind Control Faraday?
01:04:12No, because I was fucked.
01:04:14I was so fucked and I just lost everything.
01:04:17And I didn't know how to cope with that.
01:04:18And I couldn't stay here and sit in the mess of it because I'm fucking weak.
01:04:24I'm so weak that instead of dealing with my shit, I found someone who told me they could
01:04:28make it better and I let them tell me what to think.
01:04:30I mean, what the fuck?
01:04:33I know I'm not soft.
01:04:35And I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with, but I am.
01:04:41My sad looks very different to your sad, but it's still very real and it still fucking hurts.
01:04:51I'm a mess and a fraud and a loser.
01:04:57You don't want me, Maggie.
01:04:58I can't help you.
01:05:09So, thank you so much for having me.
01:05:12Well, you're more than welcome.
01:05:13Theodora, can you fetch the microphone?
01:05:16I think now's the time for my amazing grace.
01:05:19Oh, damn, I'm sad to miss that.
01:05:23You know, I thought this was going to be the worst day of my life.
01:05:28And it wasn't.
01:05:31And I think that might be because of you, you know, distracting me with how insanely inappropriate
01:05:36you are.
01:05:43Any time.
01:05:45All I wish is gone.
01:05:49All I wish is gone.
01:05:53All I wish is gone.
01:05:54All I wish is gone.
01:05:55I'm so sorry.
01:05:58I'm so sorry, Maggie.
01:06:24So about the babe.
01:06:28Two pigs are brighter than one, anyway.
01:06:39Get behind the bar.
01:06:43I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails.
01:06:45Come on, just dress me.
01:06:47Come on.
01:06:47Oh, okay.
01:07:10Hi, could I get a drink?
01:07:13I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover 2 which I inexplicably attended with the ex
01:07:17who told me to go on the Ducan diet.
01:07:19Hey!
01:07:20This doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it?
01:07:29It is, yeah, but please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours.
01:07:37For what?
01:07:38We're just going to start again?
01:07:40No, I mean, we can't.
01:07:44It's done as done, like, I'm a nightmare.
01:07:48You're a nightmare.
01:07:50There's no cure for that.
01:07:56But, we can't decide that we love each other.
01:08:00That we need each other.
01:08:03Move on.
01:08:05Together.
01:08:09Can I move in with you?
01:08:11Of course.
01:08:14And everything will be alright?
01:08:19Well, all I have now, Mikey.
01:08:21I'm not going to marry?
01:08:35I'm notๅฎๆ, what's going to be?
01:08:37Oh, don't Nah, we're not.
01:08:40Yeah, ใใ
01:08:47Manoha
01:08:48If somebodyๆพ็ฝฎ B
01:08:51If I had words to make a day for you
01:09:03I'd sing you a morning
01:09:08I got you
01:09:09I would make this day last for all time
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