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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:18You got this.
04:20The best thing about being all mine is up to rock and you can have the best of all, yeah.
04:28Oh, oh, oh.
04:30It's all I can't.
04:31It's all I can't.
04:32It's all I can't.
04:36Oh.
04:42You got this.
04:44Okay.
04:52Hi.
04:54Hi, Brody.
04:56He's so cute.
04:57Hi.
04:58He's so cute.
05:00Hi.
05:00He's so cute.
05:00He's so tiny.
05:03Hi.
05:03Wake up.
05:04He feels beautiful.
05:05Hi.
05:05He's so precious.
05:06Oh, what a miracle.
05:08Oh, miracle.
05:12He's just so handsome.
05:14Handsome.
05:15Handsome.
05:16And adorable.
05:17Adorable.
05:17Adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could.
05:26I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:35Okay.
05:46I'm hungry.
05:48Okay.
05:53Okay.
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him
06:16There's nothing wrong with him
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine a child
06:22There's nothing wrong with me as a colleague
06:23Oh, I'm doing really well, thanks
06:27I look after myself, thanks
06:30I don't need ya
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well, thanks
06:39I do not need your help, thanks
06:41I don't need it
06:46Do some squats as you're holding it
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic, just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down
06:54Just do it while we're talking
07:13Try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper
07:15Kind of lift his cheeks up, just to make sure that I got it
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you alright?
07:24I'm great
07:40Oh my god, baby Bonnie!
07:44Aw, he's just perfect
07:47I don't know what else to say
07:49He's perfect
07:50I know
07:51I can't even remember life without him
07:54Aw
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly
08:05The stitches dissolved from my episiotomy
08:08So I no longer have to ice my crotch
08:10So that's nice
08:11And I got a little something going with mood swings
08:15Which could either be postpartum
08:18Or self-awareness
08:20Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this
08:29Margo
08:31I am
08:35I'm beginning to realize that
08:37Nobody is totally straight with you, you know
08:40They all just harp on the joy
08:43And the miracle
08:44And wonderful
08:47Which, and it is
08:48It, it, it totally is
08:52But
08:55But what?
08:57I mean, it just me refuses
08:59He refuses
09:01To get a good latch
09:04My nipples
09:05Are so sore
09:07And after he's done with them
09:09They don't even look like nipples
09:11They're like
09:12More like
09:12Like squeezed
09:14Toothpaste tubes
09:15And my areola
09:16Is all
09:17White
09:18And
09:20And pinched
09:22And
09:22I mean, he's probably
09:23Cutting off my blood supply
09:25So
09:25And
09:27He just
09:28Spits them out
09:30With such
09:31Vicious
09:32Contempt
09:33And he makes
09:34This
09:35Awful
09:36Clicking noise
09:37It's like
09:44I'm sorry
09:45But the fucking little thing
09:47Won't shut up
09:48I mean
09:49At least prohibit us
09:50From getting a dog
09:50Having a screaming
09:52Baby
09:52I think we need to extend a little more patience
09:55Please
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience
09:58Before screwing her lip professor
10:05It has become obvious
10:06That the people in Margo's life
10:08Regard her as an unrelatable space alien
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision
10:20Meanwhile
10:21Bodhi
10:21Is somehow getting cuter
10:23By the day
10:23As if the nutrients
10:25He occasionally sucks down
10:26Are a super-powered tit-ooze
10:29Meant to produce
10:30The world's most
10:31Perfect mutant baby
10:33What will the apex
10:35Of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out
10:51James
10:53Hey, so we've gone over
10:54Your aftercare and so forth
10:56Your discharge plans
10:57Your follow-up appointments
10:58Over and over
11:01So, um
11:02Big, big reminder
11:04On the importance of routine
11:06And support groups
11:08I can't overstate that
11:10And I know you've been told
11:12That once all the kudos
11:14And attaboys fade
11:15It's the quiet
11:17That you gotta watch out for
11:18Yeah
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah
11:25Uh
11:29Everything good?
11:32Uh, a little development
11:34Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see
11:39Be a counselor over?
11:43No
11:45No
11:45No
11:49All right
11:53Teaching your baby
11:54To breastfeed
11:55Can be tricky
11:56But these charges can help
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you
12:24Fuck you
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable
12:28I have a midterm in biochem
12:30And I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me
12:34You will never get it
12:35So if you can't make it
12:36Shut up
12:36Can you take him outside?
12:38Outside?
12:39Hey, come on, guys
12:40It is 2 a.m.
12:41And you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
12:44It's not all about you
12:46Or your baby
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:48I am not clueless
12:51I am well fucking aware
12:53Of the magnitude of my idiocy
12:56But it's your baby
12:57Your responsibility
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam
13:01Okay
13:02I'll leave
13:04That's what you want?
13:06I will leave
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes
13:15Because now I'll be able to sleep
13:47I'll be able to sleep
14:17I'll be able to sleep
14:19Hi
14:21Hey, Mom
14:22What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter
14:25Everything's fine
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm going to make it
14:35Don't be ridiculous
14:36You're a mother
14:37Mothers make it
14:38You got this
14:39God, why does everybody say that?
14:42You got this
14:43Because you don't have a choice
14:48I need to go back to work
14:49To make some money
14:50Which means I need a babysitter
14:53Which I can't afford
14:57Don't even think about asking me
14:59What you're about to ask
15:00Mom?
15:03Mom
15:3130 minutes.
15:43Oh, fuck.
16:04Hey, Jinx.
16:08Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:15How do you know Boomer?
16:17Oh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle, so...
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kinda stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:30It's a bad job.
16:31Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his casey sitting out there,
16:37that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:44You headed home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:49Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm.
16:52Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent at home.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
16:59Mm-hmm.
17:31Hey, bus is leaving hot shot.
17:33Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:56Um, I've got a championship belt in here.
18:00Could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I gotta walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:26I don't know why, I don't know why.
18:29The people that are coming around.
18:38Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
18:41I keep trying to tell your hidden.
18:43It doesn't like me!
18:45It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See?
18:52You see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
19:00There you go.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed,
19:06but he will get hungry.
19:11Be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you have to put those in the fridge.
19:15It just seems so steamy,
19:17handling your milk.
19:19You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:21Oh, was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:26No, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why? Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't. Not that I do.
19:35I just would have thought,
19:36I'm getting a bad feeling,
19:38like maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something.
19:49There.
19:50Stop.
19:51Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he,
19:59he, like, wants to meet you
20:01and get to know you.
20:04Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do.
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom, he's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well, I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:50So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:09Okay.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:11I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were gonna be this way.
21:15I will go to dinner with Kenny
21:17when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:19God, unbelievable.
21:24Unbelievable yourself!
21:26Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:32Shine, shine, shine, shine, girl
21:37But let me come out
21:42And I want you to see
21:44Something to see
21:46Shine, shine, shine, shine, girl
21:52When you come from the whole wide world
21:58I do recall that
22:02I do recall that
22:03I'm missing your heart
22:05Let it come out
22:09Let it come out
22:11That's great
22:12Let it come out
22:20Beth, you have a visitor outside.
22:34Mom!
22:36Mom!
22:36I can't
22:37He won't
22:38Stop crying
22:38And I just
22:39I just can't
22:40So you brought him here?
22:41I tried calling
22:42You wouldn't pick up
22:44Oh, my God
22:46I'm not meant to be a grandmother
22:47Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother
22:49Fucker, fucker, fucker
22:51Mom, it's okay
22:52No, it is not okay
22:53Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that
22:56I wish I could be a better person
22:58But I'm not
22:59And his crying nonstop
23:01That is exactly what he is trying to say
23:04And I will not be judged
23:06Not by him or anyone else
23:10Look at him
23:11Look at him
23:12He deliberately is quiet
23:14When you're holding him
23:15Just to make me feel worse about myself
23:19Mom, it'll be okay
23:40I am an awful grandmother
23:45You're not
23:46Oh, stop being nice
23:48You're being mercy nice
23:50I will not be pitied
23:52I'm just terrible at everything
23:56Except being pretty
23:58And you excel at that
24:00Brilliantly
24:12I'm sorry
24:13I called him, motherfucker
24:17You think he looks like me?
24:34I love you, Noodle
24:35I love you
24:38Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but
24:44What?
24:46Okay, um, you're fired
24:50What?
24:51I need someone I can count on
24:52I'll solve the childcare thing
24:54You won't
24:56I won't?
24:57Honey, this is your life
25:01Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it
25:03We survive because of dedicated employees
25:06I need a job, Tess
25:09And you're my friend
25:11Yeah, this is your friend that I'm saying now
25:14When people work remotely from home all the time
25:18Especially writers
25:23I've been trying my best to keep it together
25:27Light as a feather
25:29And stiff as a board
25:31And lonely is right on
25:33I've got my sights on
25:35Dead open door
25:36I could run
25:38Or I could take one for the team
25:40But this time tomorrow
25:42I won't be breathing
25:44Believe me
25:45I'll keep my little mouth shut
25:48But I'm going to be sorry
25:50What's up?
25:54Nothing's wrong
25:55In fact, it's a positive development
25:58Of sorts
26:00We wanted to let you know we found our own place
26:02So we'll be moving out in a week
26:05Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates
26:08Are you kidding me?
26:12Do you know about this?
26:13I just found out
26:17A little notice might have been nice
26:19It came up pretty quickly
26:21And of course
26:23We can still be friends in all of that
26:26And...
26:27Okay
26:46They say it's not about how you fall
26:49But how you get back up
26:56Bullshit
26:56It's not just about popping back up
27:01It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down
27:07That's what character is
27:08You pass the other guy's guts out
27:10You turn him into goo
27:39Professor
27:42Come in
27:50Mark
27:51Meet Bodie
27:53Bodie
27:54Meet Mark
27:55Well, this has become very real
27:58Oh
28:00He's super real
28:01Though I would imagine
28:03Far less interesting than if he were fictional
28:14Uh...
28:14Hello, little guy
28:18Wow
28:19Margot
28:21He's really beautiful, isn't he?
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter
28:28Not being able to afford a babysitter
28:30Makes it difficult to work
28:32Hence
28:33I lost my job
28:35Two of my roommates just moved out
28:37So my portion of the rent has now increased
28:40By over a thousand dollars per month
28:43I would rather snorkel in my own vomit
28:45Than come to you begging for money
28:47So instead
28:49I've come to demand it
28:51I need three thousand dollars
28:55You're going to give it to me
28:59Do you think I'm that liquid?
29:04You will give me
29:06Three thousand dollars
29:29What did he say?
29:31I just left before he could respond
29:33No
29:34I just
29:35I don't know
29:36I started to feel sorry for him
29:38And
29:38You know
29:39I could see his face start to contort
29:41And I didn't want to soften
29:42And for him to try to negotiate me down
29:44I must say
29:45I'm impressed
29:46And where's Bodie?
29:47I thought you were bringing him
29:48Susie's watching him
29:49So
29:49There
29:50Progress on the babysitting front too
29:52Progress
29:53All around
29:54What are you wearing?
29:55Very nice
29:56Thank you
29:57Great
29:59Oh my god
30:00Just looking at the menu
30:02My mouth is flooding with saliva
30:04Are we getting appetizers?
30:07Well
30:07The thing about nursing
30:09I'm constantly starved
30:11Margot
30:12I want you to know
30:13This meal is my treat
30:14And you're free to order
30:16Whatever you like
30:17No expense spared
30:18We don't need an appetizer
30:20Well
30:20Maybe you don't
30:21You're about to order a margarita
30:23The size of your head
30:24But
30:24I need one
30:25You know I don't drink
30:34Susan?
30:36Uh
30:36No
30:37Maybe it's the pediatrician's office
30:38Just um
30:40Hold on
30:40Order me
30:41Nachos
30:44Hello?
30:45This is Margot Millett
30:47Speaking
30:47Elizabeth Gable calling
30:49Uh
30:50Elizabeth?
30:51Gable
30:52Gable
30:52As in the mother
30:53His
30:54Uh
30:55Hello
30:56I thought we might schedule a meeting
30:59To discuss your demands
31:01What do you mean a meeting?
31:03A meeting
31:04Where two or more people
31:06Get together by chance
31:07Or arrangement
31:09Mark has given me your contacts
31:11I will email you an address
31:13This is a joke
31:14A joke?
31:16You find extortion funny?
31:18I don't
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet
31:21And resolve this tomorrow
31:22It would be best
31:27You okay?
31:29I'm fine
31:31You don't look fine
31:32Well I am
31:34So
31:35Mom says you're a big deal
31:37In the church
31:38Well I'm the president
31:39And the youth ministry director
31:41That's really cool
31:42And you have really good programs
31:45Like plays
31:46And stuff
31:49They even put on
31:51Rent
31:51Rent
31:52Rent
31:53Yeah
31:53We're much more liberal
31:54Than we're given credit for
31:56Which is why it was so silly
31:58For Cheyenne to think
31:59That I would judge you
32:01For having a baby
32:02Out of wedlock
32:05You know
32:06Most people
32:06These days
32:07They just
32:08Don't want to accept
32:09Any consequences
32:10For
32:10You know
32:11Their actions
32:12A lot of girls
32:13In your situation
32:14They would have
32:14Cried rape
32:16They would have
32:17You know
32:18Said
32:18Well he was my professor
32:19He should have done this
32:20Or he shouldn't have done that
32:21And
32:22My point is
32:23Is that
32:23We're all fallen creatures
32:25The real test is
32:27What
32:27We do
32:28When those chickens
32:29Come home to roost
32:35All right
32:36Yeah
32:38See
32:38I told you
32:39We would get along
32:40Which is actually why
32:42I wanted to
32:43Ask you to this dinner
32:46Tonight
32:48I'd like to ask
32:50For your blessing
32:51Marco
32:51I would like to ask
32:53For your mother's
32:54Hand in marriage
32:59Yeah
33:01Oh
33:01Do we have
33:03Do we have
33:04Your blessing
33:06Yeah
33:07Yeah
33:07Of course
33:08Okay
33:12Hello
33:15Cheyenne
33:17You are the most
33:18Beautiful
33:19Beautiful woman
33:21I've ever met
33:21Yes
33:22Yes
33:22I said yes
33:23Don't let me finish
33:27I would be honored
33:29If I could be
33:31The boring to your beautiful
33:32The
33:34Strong
33:35To your
33:36Delicate
33:37The serious to your silly
33:40Cheyenne
33:41Will you be my wife
33:44Yes
33:48Okay
33:49Hey everyone
33:50Let's give a big
33:51Applebee's cheer
33:52To the happy
33:52Good
34:05It's actually quite
34:06Beautiful
34:07And romantic
34:09Maybe it's even possible
34:11She really loves him
34:12That's very affirming
34:13I always find it so moving
34:15When love works out
34:16In real life
34:16As opposed to just
34:17Books and movies
34:19Yeah
34:22Is that cabbage
34:23Really working
34:24I think so
34:26It's supposed to help
34:27With inflammation
34:27And I gotta cram
34:29These milk bags
34:30Into a
34:31Respectable outfit
34:32Tomorrow
34:32To meet Mark's mom
34:33Ooh
34:34Yikes
34:35Yeah
34:35Yikes
34:36Indeed
34:42What?
34:45Look
34:46I've never brought you
34:47Into this part of my life
34:48But now the girls are gone
34:49I feel comfortable
34:51Saying that
34:52I'm into cosplay
34:54Very into it
34:55I'm a cosplayer
34:59Yeah
35:00I figured
35:02Anyway
35:03If you ever want to
35:04Model some looks
35:06I think you'd be a natural
35:09Oh, okay
35:11Thank you
35:12Just think about it
35:15I will
35:15I promise
35:29God
35:30At this hour
35:31What now?
35:34Seriously
35:35What the fuck now?
35:48Dad
35:51Hey, baby
35:52I thought you might be dead
36:17I think you'd be a natural
36:18They don't have it up
36:20For you
36:22Yes
36:22That's what humans do
36:31You've got a swing in my brain
36:34Will it ever be the same?
36:38Yeah
36:38I wish it both knew
36:41Have I fucked it up for you?
36:44Cause you're angry
36:45And they don't norm
36:47Made I feel theitution does
36:49gifted
36:50Still have enough with you
36:54Is that what humans do?
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