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Oops! My Rich Husband Is Faking Coma Dramax
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00:00:05have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl actually marrying
00:00:40a vegetable poor hard thing that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people like her never do
00:00:48anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:54ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:03in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:12please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying
00:01:19that man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the
00:01:26one
00:01:26sacrificed ann you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since
00:01:34your father died i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent don't you think
00:01:41it's time you paid something back well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me
00:01:47a
00:01:48single dollar then sure watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn
00:01:58so if you don't want anything to happen to it okay
00:02:04but if you want me to take the hit for linda
00:02:07what cost you a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:15since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:25i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:34i'll take the money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44happy to be here today
00:02:47grandma ann
00:02:49pleasure to meet you
00:02:50hi
00:02:52wow getting married on valentine's day
00:02:54how uh romantic
00:02:56oh and these balloons absolutely adorable
00:02:58i just had to grab one for myself but
00:03:01you know what i think
00:03:03you need this more than i do
00:03:04oh
00:03:06well that's very lovely thank you
00:03:09and you are
00:03:12i'm louis brother
00:03:13oh
00:03:14well half brother
00:03:15we don't have the same mom but
00:03:17that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved older brother
00:03:22but today has been just
00:03:24so
00:03:25touching
00:03:26so warm
00:03:27so much
00:03:29thank you
00:03:30it fills my heart
00:03:32warmth
00:03:33to see louis finally settling down
00:03:35right
00:03:36i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here
00:03:40bye grandma
00:03:42bye
00:03:42pleasure to meet you ann
00:03:44you too
00:03:45enjoy my brother
00:03:53um i did not realize
00:03:55louis had a brother
00:03:56it's just a mistake louis's father's made years ago
00:04:00he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:02so
00:04:04now that the wedding is done
00:04:06ann
00:04:08when do you plan on
00:04:10giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh
00:04:14um
00:04:15yes about that i
00:04:18i would love to eventually
00:04:20um it's just
00:04:21you know
00:04:22given that
00:04:23louis is
00:04:25in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:27uh maybe we can
00:04:28i can try
00:04:29uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:31um
00:04:31ibf
00:04:33don't you worry dear
00:04:34the doctor says
00:04:36all the important parts
00:04:38are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:46wait did he just
00:04:50did he just move
00:04:52i know
00:04:53it sounds crazy right
00:04:54but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:58he left louis
00:04:59at least one chance
00:05:01to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it
00:05:04am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey
00:05:06he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions
00:05:14work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:16oh
00:05:17i promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a valentine's single party tonight
00:05:22so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:25oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:27you're sleeping in louis's room tonight
00:05:30sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:33well
00:05:34miss anne
00:05:35i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:46lovely family you have there
00:05:50let's go
00:05:53hmm
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:04are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:11hello
00:06:16hello
00:06:16i don't know
00:06:18hmm
00:06:20let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how did i stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:41well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:07:04it's insane
00:07:06and my new husband
00:07:08he is nothing
00:07:10like the rumors
00:07:12he is young
00:07:13he is hot
00:07:15guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:17i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:21so weird
00:07:26all right maybe i should see for myself
00:07:34maybe i should see for myself
00:07:38i'm just kidding
00:07:41okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:42i have work in the morning
00:07:43and i want to catch a few good stories
00:08:02good night dear
00:08:12crazy woman huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning husband
00:08:35okay
00:08:37okay
00:08:37see you later
00:08:51sir
00:08:54i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:58should we
00:08:59look in there
00:09:02not for now
00:09:07ann morris
00:09:08the most popular entertainment reporter
00:09:10dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi
00:09:14i didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing
00:09:16me neither
00:09:18i think my new wife might be just what i need to stir up a little trouble for vincent
00:09:24oh my god it's really him
00:09:25you're not a new job so big
00:09:26zach
00:09:27zach
00:09:27i know what the deal is
00:09:29where is charlotte
00:09:31i'm just trying to
00:09:34is that zach
00:09:36he turns down our interviews all the time
00:09:38zach people are saying that you and director michael are more than just co-workers
00:09:42is that true
00:09:43cool so a second ago i'm a womanizer now i'm gay that's awesome
00:09:46there you are i have been looking for you everywhere
00:09:53um quick intro i am a zach's new lawyer you guys are flash grid right classic look i figured
00:10:00we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently say director nick
00:10:09okay we are so very very sorry to disturb you um yeah let's get out of here
00:10:16that was a fantastic performance miss lawyer
00:10:19thank you i will i will take that as a compliment
00:10:22oh yeah you just saved my ass
00:10:25what could i ever do to repay you
00:10:27well i
00:10:31that is actually that's all the things i need bye sir
00:10:35fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:41ann morris
00:10:49oh evening miss bellucci good evening ann come here
00:10:54i have something to talk to you about
00:10:56if i remember correctly you're a paparazzi right
00:11:00yes well i i work for an entertainment news outlet so we do street shots interviews
00:11:06okay never mind i have an opportunity for you i've arranged for you to go on a movie set
00:11:12this friday to do some entertainment coverage
00:11:16really that's that's amazing thank you
00:11:19so this is what it's like to marry into money feels so damn good
00:11:24of course a career is important for any woman i've always thought you had potential
00:11:32in more ways than one
00:11:37thank you miss bellucci call me chanda
00:11:40oh and by the way steve's off today so you'll have to help louis with his night routine
00:11:46oh uh meaning shower and stuff
00:11:51i'm sure you'll manage
00:11:52oh it's getting late
00:11:55i'm heading to bed
00:11:57good night
00:12:03shower
00:12:04that's gonna be
00:12:07tricky
00:12:18now what
00:12:19what is this crazy woman up to now
00:12:24well
00:12:26you know it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day so how about i just wash
00:12:30your hair
00:12:33if you don't say anything i'll take that as a yes
00:12:36not funny
00:12:41let's do this
00:12:46oh my god
00:12:49i can't
00:12:50i can't
00:12:51get this
00:12:51oh
00:12:56oh
00:12:57oh
00:12:57oh
00:12:58sorry
00:13:00totally did that on purpose what a horrible woman
00:13:06oh
00:13:11i really didn't expect you to be this built
00:13:18well
00:13:18uh
00:13:20let's
00:13:22do this thing
00:13:23please just make it quick i'm really done with this
00:13:26here we go
00:13:31here we go
00:13:31yeah
00:13:32yeah
00:13:32that's pretty cool
00:13:38i really don't know if this is what i was saying before
00:13:45i can't
00:13:46get all in there
00:13:50oh
00:13:50oh
00:13:51oh
00:13:51oh
00:13:52oh
00:13:52oh
00:13:52oh
00:13:55oh
00:13:55oh
00:13:56oh
00:13:56oh
00:13:56oh
00:13:57oh
00:14:07oh
00:14:07oh
00:14:07oh
00:14:07oh
00:14:07oh
00:14:22You know, I thought Chandra was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get hard.
00:14:32Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:38Well, pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:23I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:36Hold on. You were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me.
00:15:39And by the way, you almost drowned me.
00:15:41Drowned you?
00:15:42Yes.
00:15:42Please, you were enjoying it. You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh? Who's the pervert now?
00:15:49Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart-ass mouth?
00:15:51Yes. Many times. Two years ago when I was awake. Yeah.
00:15:56You've been faking it for two years? Why? I don't get it.
00:15:59Okay. Long story short, my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me. He's incredibly dangerous, so I faked
00:16:08being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10Okay, don't pick. All right, come on. You met him, by the way. After the wedding, purple suit, trying way
00:16:17too hard.
00:16:18Aw, Anne. Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:24Yes. Far too concerned. Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:29That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah, I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:34What plan?
00:16:36Dig up everything you can on Vincent. Find anything you can to take him down. I mean, that's what you
00:16:41do, right?
00:16:42Well, I don't think about it. You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you eight million dollars.
00:16:53Yeah, think about it. Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:59True.
00:17:02Ten million.
00:17:06Greedy girl.
00:17:08You're fine. Deal.
00:17:14For once, Grandma got it right. A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:22Oh, my God. We're all gonna die!
00:17:28Oh, I know.
00:17:33Oh, I'm here for an interview.
00:17:36Ms. Bellucci sent me.
00:17:37Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:46Uh, right, about that. Um, I can't seem to find it at the moment, but maybe I can show you
00:17:53a business card instead?
00:17:53I'm sorry, miss. I cannot let you enter.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:59Ugh, what is it this time? Another paparazzi trying to sneak in? Do people still fall for tricks this cheap?
00:18:05Madam, she claims Mrs. Bellucci sent her, but she does not have a work badge.
00:18:12Her?
00:18:13The place.
00:18:14She looks like she just walked off a construction site. There's no way Shonda sent her.
00:18:18I have a photo with Ms. Bellucci, if that helps prove it.
00:18:23Then show me.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:36Oh, please. If you're gonna fake a photo, at least make it be something believable.
00:18:44I can't believe you had the guts to Photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Louis.
00:18:50And ask his bride, no less.
00:18:51Photoshop? I did not Photoshop this. That is me.
00:18:54Keep dreaming.
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before.
00:19:00The stench of cheap desperation, it really stinks.
00:19:04Okay, I am not gonna waste my breath on you, so I'll just call Ms. Bellucci myself.
00:19:08Go right ahead.
00:19:12Come on.
00:19:13Please leave your message.
00:19:16Oh.
00:19:17Can't believe this gold-diggin' whore actually thinks she knows Shonda.
00:19:20But I almost admire her nerve, really, I do.
00:19:23Most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation.
00:19:27But, hey, the next time you wanna play a high society, how about you dust off your cheap clothes first?
00:19:34She is a real fake, then. We'll have her removed immediately.
00:19:37Get her out of my sight.
00:19:38Get off me! I can walk myself out, okay?
00:19:42Some movie star you are, huh?
00:19:44So glamorous on screen and some trashy in real life.
00:19:48You think I'm low-class?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:51I will just be a low-class paparazzi waiting to right your scandal myself.
00:19:57How dare you, you little bitch!
00:19:59You think you can humiliate me?
00:20:01People like you spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt!
00:20:04You're a freaking psycho!
00:20:06You really don't know who I am, do you?
00:20:07I'm the man, Eris.
00:20:09Our family has been close with the Bellucci's for generations.
00:20:12With one single phone call, we can make sure you never work in this industry again.
00:20:18Believe me, I can.
00:20:25If you beg, though, I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart.
00:20:29Now, let's see, why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and I'll let you go, okay?
00:20:35Charlotte?
00:20:36I just saw the news. She's really Louis' new bride.
00:20:40What?
00:20:43What?
00:20:44Damn it!
00:20:46That...
00:20:46That bitch!
00:20:47How it should possibly be Louis' bride!
00:20:49Now do you see it?
00:20:51You two!
00:20:51Grab her!
00:20:53What are you doing?
00:20:58Their liquidity has been shaky for months, okay?
00:21:00We don't have to do anything yet.
00:21:02Just leave the hint to the partners, let the market do the rest.
00:21:04On it, sir.
00:21:07Just so you're aware, Miss Morris is on Charlotte's film set for the interview and something seems to have gone
00:21:13wrong.
00:21:13What?
00:21:15Okay, I know what Charlotte's like on a film set. Let's go. Checking it out.
00:21:18Sir, we're going there in person.
00:21:20And you're driving.
00:21:23You know, I was actually planning on meeting Louis' new bride sometime soon, but I just didn't expect you'd come
00:21:31to me first.
00:21:33And it turns out, you're just a cheap, trashy little paparazzi.
00:21:37Oof.
00:21:39It makes you actually think you deserve Louis.
00:21:42I get it.
00:21:43You're one of those people who had a crush on Louis or something, right?
00:21:47Or maybe on the Belushi's money.
00:21:49It's too bad it didn't work out for you.
00:21:51Dare you talk to me like that!
00:21:53Well, fine, you'll leave me no choice. I'll just have to teach you a lesson.
00:21:56What about if I just strip you naked and throw you out into the street and show everyone what a
00:22:03cheap little whore you really are?
00:22:04Okay, I'll strip you good for-
00:22:07Ow!
00:22:09Stop!
00:22:10Hey! Stop!
00:22:13Let go of her!
00:22:14It's you?
00:22:18Stop!
00:22:19Let go of her!
00:22:21It's you?
00:22:23Guess it's my turn to save you, Ms. Lawyer.
00:22:28What?
00:22:30So you're at it again, huh?
00:22:33Bullying people weaker than you?
00:22:35Zach, what the hell has gotten into you?
00:22:37And whose boyfriend are you?
00:22:38And how did you two even meet?
00:22:39Spare me, Charlotte.
00:22:42You and I only dated because our agents told us to.
00:22:45Nobody believed that was real, least of all you.
00:22:50Steve, from the Belushi group, what are you doing here?
00:22:54Miss Anne, it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with Ms. Mann.
00:23:00Are you hurt?
00:23:01What, did they screw up your prescription? She's covered in marks.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Caught a few hits.
00:23:09Steve, don't hesitate.
00:23:11Let Anne slap her back.
00:23:13Miss Mann.
00:23:14I'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the Belushi family is completely unacceptable.
00:23:23Miss Anne, you took several hits.
00:23:26My recommendation?
00:23:27Strike back immediately.
00:23:29You have the full backing of the Belushi family.
00:23:31No need to hesitate.
00:23:33Yeah, tell you what, I've got some dirt on Charlotte too.
00:23:36Shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here.
00:23:38Go on, hit her.
00:23:43Well.
00:23:59You know, you really do deserve this slap, but I'm not going to be an asshole like you.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:09Anne. Anne.
00:24:11Anne.
00:24:12Get me my script!
00:24:14This is my set!
00:24:17Sir, did we go ahead with slapping Charlotte?
00:24:20Anne made her choice.
00:24:22Let's hold off for now.
00:24:24Anne.
00:24:26Anne.
00:24:29Zach, um, thank you for your help back there, really, but...
00:24:33I'm married, and if you're looking for someone to hook up with to feel your boring Friday night, I am
00:24:39not that person.
00:24:40Well, that'd be nice, but no, I just came to give you this.
00:24:45Oh, and, uh, you got mine, still.
00:24:48Right, sorry. Here.
00:24:49Oh my god, no, keep it, I was joking.
00:24:52I was going to return something to you that was just in the right wrist pocket there.
00:24:58My badge!
00:24:59I thought I lost this for good.
00:25:01Yeah, you left it on your fake lawyering day.
00:25:03Right.
00:25:08Um, about in there, I'm sorry. I don't usually talk like that.
00:25:12Yeah, I believe you.
00:25:15It seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit. You want to grab a drink?
00:25:19I'd love to, again, but, um, I am married, so...
00:25:23Well, I know that, Mrs. Bellucci, but...
00:25:26Come on, everyone knows that marriage is fake.
00:25:29Believe me, been there, no judgement, but, uh, you're not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty, are you?
00:25:34It's funny that you call him that, um, but I really have to go, so...
00:25:38Here's my card, and I'll see you around.
00:25:42Bye-bye.
00:25:43Uh, wait, let me drive you home.
00:25:49What is this? Look, I...
00:25:53What a cursed day.
00:25:54Nothing is going right, everything is wrong, and Zack, seriously?
00:25:58Suddenly playing hero for that nobody?
00:26:06Is that... Zack's car?
00:26:09Who's he waiting for?
00:26:11Probably an actress. We're literally outside the studio.
00:26:15Well, whoever she is, lucky her.
00:26:18Zack is absolutely waiting for you, no question.
00:26:22Surely, he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier,
00:26:26and is waiting to drive me home as an apology.
00:26:40What the hell are you doing, Zack? Open the door! Now!
00:26:43The hell am I doing? What the hell are you doing?
00:26:45Why are you yanking on my car?
00:26:47Obviously, you pissed me off earlier.
00:26:49So here's what's happening. You're gonna drive me home. Now!
00:26:53Wow, yeah, there is really something wrong with you.
00:26:56Have you seen Anna around? She was just here.
00:26:58What are you talking about?
00:27:00That little bitch!
00:27:02Right, yeah, why'd I even ask you?
00:27:04What?
00:27:05Damn, she probably left without waiting for me.
00:27:07Without waiting for...
00:27:08Well, you know what they say.
00:27:09What did they say?
00:27:10Zack, what?
00:27:13Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:19That's rough. Was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly?
00:27:24Man, I'm embarrassed for her.
00:27:27Wait. Hold on. Isn't that Charlotte Mann, the famous actress?
00:27:32Really? Charlotte just got rejected?
00:27:35I'm texting my friends.
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:41Are you okay?
00:27:42Strike it, little bitch!
00:27:44I'm gonna kill her!
00:27:46No!
00:27:52Welcome home.
00:27:55How's it going?
00:27:57Good. Good.
00:27:59Did anything happen today?
00:28:03Anybody bully you? Any handsome stranger try to rescue you?
00:28:08Are you the one that sent Steve?
00:28:11I should've known it was you.
00:28:13You don't have to thank me.
00:28:14But if I'd known you and Zack were so close, I wouldn't have had to send Steve.
00:28:18Okay, Zack and I only met once.
00:28:20He's...
00:28:21just very kind-hearted.
00:28:25So kind-hearted that he's trying to help nurse a married woman?
00:28:29It's none of your business, okay?
00:28:30Well, that kind of hurt.
00:28:32I came fully prepared to care.
00:28:36Fine.
00:28:38Only because I don't want my face to bruise.
00:28:43I'm gonna commit you.
00:28:46How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:12Um, the ointment?
00:29:13Yeah, right, sorry. Yeah, the ointment.
00:29:15I'm gonna try to help.
00:29:21I'm gonna lie.
00:29:24How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:26And the detective really trips over air.
00:29:29It was, um...
00:29:31Before Steve got there.
00:29:32That asshole I was supposed to interview.
00:29:36Nothing new.
00:29:37Industry's full of people like that.
00:29:38Okay, well, if you come across another asshole, just let me know. Handle it.
00:29:43You're being weirdly sweet today. Very suspicious.
00:29:46I'm being practical, okay? You shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
00:29:49Inefficient, alright? Focus on what matters. Tracking down my brother.
00:29:55Okay. Whatever you say.
00:30:04Oh my god!
00:30:09Oh my god. Charlotte got recast?
00:30:13Charlotte's no longer involved in this project.
00:30:16After the stunt she pulled today, she's not getting work for a long time.
00:30:21How do you know so much about that?
00:30:24Did you make the call?
00:30:25It's easy. No big deal, right? No need to thank me.
00:30:29Look at you. I might actually start liking you.
00:30:38Uh, I'm gonna go to bed. I'm getting kinda tired.
00:30:42Night.
00:30:43Good night.
00:30:48You're watching this.
00:30:50Sorry ma'am. You're not permitted inside.
00:30:53Not permitted? I work here.
00:30:55Not anymore.
00:30:57This is bullshit! Let me in, or I'm going to-
00:31:00This is all because of that little bitch!
00:31:02Charlotte?
00:31:03What?
00:31:04I think you should see this.
00:31:05What now?
00:31:06A five million dollar reward.
00:31:08Give me that.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:11Five million, huh?
00:31:13For a baby?
00:31:17Well, looks like my chance finally showed up.
00:31:21Okay.
00:31:22Ha ha ha.
00:31:23It's quite a mistake.
00:31:38It's quite a mistake.
00:31:42They say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator.
00:31:46Once he loses his control, they'll have to upset me.
00:31:57Shana!
00:31:58I bought you the latest hat bag!
00:32:29Lewis? Are you there?
00:32:37Huh.
00:32:39Poor coma boy.
00:32:41How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:54Oh, looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:58I did good, didn't I?
00:33:11You kidding me?
00:33:16Hello?
00:33:17Oh, yes, fine.
00:33:20I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Lucas.
00:33:26Mont by a march.
00:33:32Oops, what's wrong?
00:33:44Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:46I don't know what's happening here.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:52I'm right here.
00:34:12Wait, wait.
00:34:14I gotta know you want this too.
00:34:15Yeah?
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:38I'm right here.
00:34:46oh my god my arm is killing me yeah mine too
00:34:57would you mind unlocking me i'm so sorry i am so sorry um got that yesterday i thought
00:35:05we might as well try it as long as you had fun i take full responsibility about last night
00:35:13don't make it something so intense it was just one night let me look for the key what do you
00:35:18mean
00:35:19just one night oh it means what it means ah you are being released thank you ann are you in
00:35:29there
00:35:33ann are you in there you missed breakfast you should at least have some lunch yes yeah i will
00:35:39i will be down in just a minute ann why can't i get what are you doing turn it the
00:35:44other way right now
00:35:50oh morning wow last night was quite productive and you certainly have the imagination
00:36:02yeah i get that a lot i'm just i'm very committed to earning that five million dollar bonus
00:36:10yes well i'll leave you to it oh and don't forget to come down for lunch later yes
00:36:20oh my god that was close
00:36:25are you okay why aren't you saying anything
00:36:30it's evil locked
00:36:36look i meant what i said earlier about taking responsibility
00:36:40what else do you think there is to do i mean we already got married that was kind of the
00:36:45responsible thing i mean yeah you're like tough to deal with sometimes but like i'm i mean like
00:36:51making more of an effort to like like you and care for you wow thanks that's probably the worst
00:37:00confession i've ever heard whatever i'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway
00:37:05i mean priorities are my career and making money i see
00:37:12see what hey steve uh i needed an immediate acquisition of uh what's your company called
00:37:20ad studios of ad studios do this right away once you get full ownership transfer it to ann morris
00:37:27yeah right now
00:37:31what are you doing that is not what i meant stop you you said you wanted money and power i'm
00:37:36giving
00:37:36you both oh god you are impossible to talk to take it back now steve hold off on that
00:37:43i have to figure out what mrs bellucci actually wants
00:37:55men and their ideas it's truly horrifying
00:38:01i just need to take this scandal shot get the money and disappear
00:38:14oh hey zach what a coincidence dan it's good to see you
00:38:21you can let go now oh why would i do that you're literally falling for me
00:38:25a bit greasy that's a fair critique in my defense i thought it was a good pun at the time
00:38:33what are you doing all geared up where you headed i actually am headed to investigate some very
00:38:40classified unspeakable stuff
00:38:41hmm
00:38:44you know i think i recognize that guy
00:38:47what guy the guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag
00:38:59come on if i take a closer look
00:39:02yeah why not
00:39:14okay uh dig into your memory where do you know him from
00:39:18oh yeah this guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies
00:39:22mafia buddies you have mafia buddies
00:39:26the caruchias it's funny uh when you're making your indie film you make some strange friends
00:39:34yeah they just love westerns tried to get them in as extras but those guys do not take direction
00:39:42hey mister
00:39:45why i'll buy some flowers get some for your girlfriend i'll give you a couple's discount
00:39:50oh no we're we'll take the whole bunch
00:39:55it's for you
00:39:57thank you thank you mister
00:40:00you really did not have to do that
00:40:02come on kids just trying to make a living
00:40:04you know i guess it helps them out so
00:40:09thank you
00:40:10hey and um
00:40:13i had something important to tell you
00:40:18thank you
00:40:19hey and um
00:40:22i had something important to tell you
00:40:24yep
00:40:41thank you
00:40:44too bad about the flowers
00:40:47um what were you gonna say earlier
00:40:53nothing
00:40:53nothing important
00:40:55come on let's go
00:41:06what the hell happened here
00:41:07a bunch of people stormed in here earlier and they had
00:41:11trashed your desk
00:41:13you guys didn't try to stop them
00:41:15they looked way too scary we were not about to die for your desk
00:41:18why would they even do that
00:41:22maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself
00:41:27caught on camera
00:41:29notorious paparazzi ann morris spotted on a street date with movie star zach efron
00:41:34rumor has it
00:41:35what is this bullshit
00:41:36who even wrote this
00:41:40flashgrid
00:41:41come on i pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them
00:41:44did they have to go this far just for revenge
00:41:50and morris ann morris over here are you the reason he and charlotte split
00:41:54did you break them up she doesn't deserve him you ruined the cutest couple ever you homewrecker
00:42:00oh my god this is the worst
00:42:28oh my god this is the worst
00:42:31Who is that guy? Is it possible that's Luis Bellucci?
00:42:35No wait, that's Luis Bellucci. He's been in a coma. Everyone knows that.
00:42:39Okay, whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors you may have heard,
00:42:44does not give you the right to attack my wife.
00:42:47Stop it now, or the Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Luis Bellucci. The heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Ann Morris? And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous operator?
00:43:02Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma? When did you wake up?
00:43:07Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:09Number one, yes, I woke up recently. My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:15Number two, what happened yesterday? There seems to be some misunderstandings.
00:43:19Zach is a trusted business partner of mine.
00:43:21Twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste of time.
00:43:27Number three, Bad Ann.
00:43:31We have been in love since the moment we got married.
00:43:34She is a wonderful person and deserves all your respect.
00:43:38Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back her.
00:43:43Wow, the Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:49He's actually insanely good looking.
00:43:52Maybe we got this whole thing wrong. I mean, why would Ann cheat with Zach if she was just standing
00:43:57next to her?
00:43:58We have been in love since the day we got married.
00:44:00She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What? What? What? What? Get out of here!
00:44:07Linda! What now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her.
00:44:12Is that Louis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know.
00:44:19Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying?
00:44:23Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god!
00:44:27Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Ann get all the luck?
00:44:31Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life.
00:44:38Linda?
00:44:40Linda?
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:42Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I have answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could.
00:44:51But hear me now.
00:44:52If rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife or the Bellucci group,
00:44:59I will sue immediately.
00:45:03Good day.
00:45:07Oh, thank you.
00:45:09Really.
00:45:11Come on.
00:45:12Let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:19Oh my god.
00:45:23Oh my god!
00:45:26Thank god you're finally awake!
00:45:29I knew!
00:45:30Oh my god!
00:45:30How my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day!
00:45:34Grandma, it's been like half an hour.
00:45:35It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:37Oh, you're right.
00:45:37I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:41Oh, did I even introduce you to Ann?
00:45:44Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:45:45We just met.
00:45:46But, uh, it already feels familiar.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:54Same for me.
00:46:00Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket for you.
00:46:04Thank you so much for today.
00:46:06For taking all those hits from me.
00:46:09That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:20Well, now that you're publicly awake, uh, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:27Honestly, no.
00:46:28No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I still got my head on straight, don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image of it.
00:46:37No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay?
00:46:38Yeah, I meant what I said.
00:46:40You take responsibility.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43Well, they know.
00:46:58Oh, my God.
00:46:59I totally forgot I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:05Oh, my God.
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:10All right.
00:47:10Yeah, what is it?
00:47:12I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:15Okay, yeah.
00:47:16Makes sense.
00:47:17I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday, he's meeting
00:47:22with the mob at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:24They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:28I'm impressed.
00:47:30By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:35And on Friday, I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37Now.
00:47:38Now, I'll send my guys.
00:47:39I can't risk that.
00:47:41That's too dangerous.
00:47:42That's, trust me, it's the kind of thing that I should handle.
00:47:45Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:48What do you mean?
00:47:49Well, I'm going to find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick, smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:58I see what you're saying.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:00I'll go with you.
00:48:02Okay, come on.
00:48:03I'm not letting Tonda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:05I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health.
00:48:07Okay?
00:48:08Don't worry about Shonda.
00:48:10We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:14Okay?
00:48:15Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:41Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years.
00:48:47Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:54Oh, sorry.
00:48:56I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:03It's not funny.
00:49:04Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you.
00:49:07You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:09Sir?
00:49:11You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:20Where?
00:49:21The seafood shack.
00:49:22And you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:33So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview?
00:49:36Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean, after our latest scandal, we both have plenty of buzz.
00:49:43That interview would be huge.
00:49:45I hope so.
00:49:47But judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:51Okay.
00:49:51Don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea what I went through that day.
00:49:55I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Lewis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:03Well, it sure was convenient timing for him.
00:50:06I was coming to help you.
00:50:07I just...
00:50:09I never market it.
00:50:10It's okay.
00:50:11This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before.
00:50:16What do I get?
00:50:20Um...
00:50:21Well, I can...
00:50:23How about I serve you a crab life?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:42Lewis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:44Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:57Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:02You've only been awake, what, three, four hours,
00:51:04and already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that, uh,
00:51:10no questionable people get close to my wife.
00:51:14Call it a responsibility, you know.
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma,
00:51:22box in her entire life as a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:28Lewis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview.
00:51:36That sounds interesting.
00:51:39Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:45Yeah, there's a ton.
00:51:46I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:48It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:50Okay, how about we all eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:54I'm setting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know.
00:51:59Boundaries.
00:52:00Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:03Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:06Oh my god.
00:52:07I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering,
00:52:10so enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:15Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci, air my ass.
00:52:21Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:28Hey, walking away is not a great habit.
00:52:30But I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:33Well, don't pin it all on him.
00:52:34You two act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:39Okay, well don't be.
00:52:40I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:07What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:12It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:15Okay, hot guy.
00:53:17Let's move.
00:53:20Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that.
00:53:23That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:46All right.
00:53:47Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:50Absolutely.
00:53:50This is called low profile.
00:53:52Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:57Probably because you still look good even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that.
00:54:04All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:19Yeah.
00:54:23Well...
00:54:26Here we are.
00:54:28From now on, we travel light.
00:54:31I...
00:54:32I brought something too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:36In case I need to punch them.
00:54:38Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall...
00:54:45You handcuffed me for the entire night either night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:51Are you...
00:54:51Lewis!
00:54:53Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:55It's not a big deal.
00:54:56Okay, look.
00:54:57All right?
00:54:58Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See?
00:55:00No big deal.
00:55:01Can you get it off, please?
00:55:02We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:12I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can...
00:55:16I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off!
00:55:18We...
00:55:18We just got here and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:22I...
00:55:22I didn't expect them to be so...
00:55:24User hostile!
00:55:26Well...
00:55:26Guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:29Whatever.
00:55:30We have to go.
00:55:41Why did that idiot have to wake up?
00:55:43Now!
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan!
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:52I'm gonna get my recorder.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:59Follow my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:16I guess the poison I used on Louie Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron actually woke up.
00:56:24Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:26We handled everything clean.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:29Good.
00:56:30The chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it to the week.
00:56:33I want it done clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:37You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time, or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:48We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:50I got it.
00:56:51Relax.
00:56:52Okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:55I'll wire it soon.
00:56:57But...
00:56:57If you help me take out Louie Bellucci,
00:56:59and clear the way for me as the CEO of the Bellucci Group,
00:57:03I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:08Oh!
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:22Go!
00:57:23Take them out!
00:57:25Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:26Go, go, go, go!
00:57:30No, no, no, no!
00:57:31Come, go, go, go, go!
00:57:32Hey, hey, store phone!
00:57:33Here!
00:57:36There they are!
00:57:46Come on.
00:57:48Help me over here!
00:57:50Come on, use more muscle, man!
00:57:54Oh, fuck!
00:57:55Fuck!
00:57:56It's not your business, man!
00:57:57I don't know how to kill them!
00:57:58Man, duck it in pants anyways!
00:58:00Fuck this shit!
00:58:01Fuck!
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:04That was terrifying.
00:58:06But...
00:58:06Mission accomplished, though, right?
00:58:09I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you,
00:58:12so...
00:58:12That's helpful.
00:58:14I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:18Just...
00:58:19Raise the price.
00:58:21Twelve million.
00:58:22Twelve? Okay.
00:58:23Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:24Why don't you just...
00:58:25Ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group?
00:58:27Careful, I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:32Okay, well...
00:58:33We're safe for now, but how are we gonna get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle!
00:58:42Shit!
00:58:43How are we gonna get out of here?
00:58:45No!
00:58:46No!
00:58:48No!
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:56Yeah, well, handcuffed, in case you forgot.
00:58:59And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:02No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:05I guess we just...
00:59:08Leave it up to fate?
00:59:13I don't know where I am.
00:59:14I don't know where I am.
00:59:15What happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:16They ran into the room.
00:59:17It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:21They got away.
00:59:21They got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:26You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:28Did you...
00:59:28Did you least get a look at their face?
00:59:30What did they look like?
00:59:32A man and a woman.
00:59:34The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:39Recent scandal.
00:59:41And Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:45It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:46Zack making headlines.
00:59:47Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:50Was he cute?
00:59:51Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:52He's cute.
00:59:53He's good looking.
00:59:55Then it's gotta be them.
00:59:57Let's go.
00:59:58Let's go get them.
01:00:03I mean it's not so bad.
01:00:04It could be worse.
01:00:05You know worst case scenario.
01:00:06They find us in a couple of days.
01:00:08And we have the camera.
01:00:09It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:13Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother.
01:00:16Who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock.
01:00:20But is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:24By the way you guys are brothers.
01:00:26How are you this different?
01:00:28I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:32And my parents died.
01:00:35And I saw him for the first time at the funeral.
01:00:40That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:42And I had a half brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in.
01:00:47And pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:51And he poisoned me.
01:00:54More than once.
01:00:57Steve started to handle everything for me.
01:00:59And just tried to make sure he didn't let the company under.
01:01:03You know sometimes.
01:01:04Like the expectations of everything can just like weigh you down.
01:01:08You know.
01:01:10I guess.
01:01:12Too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:16When my mom died.
01:01:19My dad let my step mom run everything.
01:01:22None of them believed in me.
01:01:23They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:26But I just.
01:01:28I pushed through.
01:01:29And I worked really hard.
01:01:30And studied.
01:01:30And.
01:01:33I'm gonna be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me.
01:01:42I'd really like to be there to see it.
01:01:46Yeah.
01:01:47I never thought.
01:01:48I'd like to.
01:01:51How about this.
01:01:54In two weeks we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:00Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:02Why am I willing to wait for you?
01:02:07I never thought.
01:02:09I never thought.
01:02:20You two are.
01:02:21Together.
01:02:23What's going on?
01:02:24What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my little excitement.
01:02:27Yes.
01:02:29Well maybe it is.
01:02:30We are together.
01:02:31Now.
01:02:32I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine Zack.
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:37Thank you by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well we'd been trying to reach you all day.
01:02:42And got nothing.
01:02:44Finally.
01:02:44Zack.
01:02:45Decided to track your location.
01:02:47On your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:53Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:56I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both.
01:02:58Really appreciate that.
01:03:01Anne can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04I would love to but.
01:03:06Unfortunately we're a little chained up at the moment.
01:03:08So unless you want me part of that conversation.
01:03:10I don't think so.
01:03:15How about tomorrow?
01:03:17Gotcha.
01:03:19Seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:23I'm gonna head out.
01:03:26I'm gonna go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm gonna get very drunk.
01:03:29I'm gonna hook up with a random woman.
01:03:33Maybe a man.
01:03:34Who knows?
01:03:35Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:45You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:11I can break it to you but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for like three hours.
01:04:18Come on man.
01:04:20I know it is what it is.
01:04:25Are you sure you don't recognize me man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:31But.
01:04:33Since you look so miserable.
01:04:38This one's on me.
01:04:41Judgey Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:47You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh boy.
01:04:55I only had two drinks.
01:04:57My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:05Zach, watch out behind you.
01:05:06Oh shit.
01:05:09What the fuck man?
01:05:10You just bought me a drink seconds ago.
01:05:12Oh my god.
01:05:13Zach.
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:18Zach.
01:05:19Zach, I love you.
01:05:21I'm your number one fan.
01:05:23I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, it's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:29And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We gotta run.
01:05:33Look at you.
01:05:34You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:36What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:38You filthy bitch.
01:05:41I'm gonna kill you.
01:05:42Run, run, run.
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:47Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:48Okay.
01:05:48Go right here, go right here.
01:05:49I love you.
01:05:51I love you.
01:05:52I love you.
01:05:52I love you.
01:05:53And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:56You got to stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58And this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I'm not gonna be awake for very long.
01:06:05You just gotta call the cops and leave.
01:06:07Yeah.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:17I'm just a sneaky bitch.
01:06:20I'm gonna lie myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho!
01:06:23You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:30Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually gonna teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:42Huh?
01:06:44Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic, did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:51Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you couldn't even show him your true self?
01:06:54It's disgusting!
01:06:55You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would have run in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you.
01:07:00And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:02Never you.
01:07:03You bitch!
01:07:04I'm gonna bash your head in!
01:07:07You don't mean to do that!
01:07:08Ah!
01:07:08Nice!
01:07:13What?
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:16Are you okay?
01:07:16Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:19Take him to the Bellucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:24Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:27My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:29He told me your location.
01:07:30That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:31Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:33I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:43Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Talk.
01:07:46Who sent you?
01:07:47No one.
01:07:49Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:52I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:55Oh, really?
01:07:56Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:08:00You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:05It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:07But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was gonna be there?
01:08:11Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:14We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:22I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay.
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:35Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:38He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:42He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:49You know.
01:08:52Together.
01:08:58Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
01:09:00You're gonna call him right now.
01:09:03You're gonna say you got something about Zach.
01:09:05You're gonna meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:19Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:22I am.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:25She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:27And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:35All right, enough.
01:09:36Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:37What's the zapping?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm...
01:09:43Sorry.
01:09:47Wait, no.
01:09:48What's going on?
01:09:49Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne.
01:09:51You're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:56What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:58You can't arrest me!
01:09:59You idiots have any idea who I am!
01:10:04Well, we...
01:10:06We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:15This is a setup!
01:10:16You think you could frame me?
01:10:18Oh, jeez.
01:10:19Oh, nobody.
01:10:19How...
01:10:20All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:26You transformed me!
01:10:27You know who I am!
01:10:29Ah!
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh!
01:10:33Ah!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay.
01:10:39Come on, I'll take it.
01:10:45Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:47Oh, please.
01:10:47You think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:55I am your rescuer.
01:10:56I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up, I would never have been in this
01:11:03situation to begin with.
01:11:05Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:06You two are acting like children.
01:11:08I'll lead you two to argue together and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:13Don't kill each other.
01:11:25Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35Means a lot.
01:11:37Better treat her right, though.
01:11:40One false move, I'll be right back here.
01:11:42I'll steal it back.
01:11:44I promise I'm not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:52You should come.
01:11:54You're an important witness.
01:11:58I wouldn't miss it.
01:12:04The bride is entering.
01:12:06Please, all rise for her.
01:12:09I never thought
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:28Me too.
01:12:29I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:30I never thought.
01:12:31I never thought.
01:12:32Dearly beloved.
01:12:33We are gathered today to witness the union of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:40Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows and affirm that you entered this marriage willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:51I do.
01:12:53I do.
01:12:55Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured?
01:12:59Who knows?
01:13:00Maybe it's a type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04I don't know.
01:13:06I don't know.
01:13:10I don't know.
01:13:14I don't know.
01:13:22I don't know.
01:13:25I don't know.
01:13:28Maybe it's a type of romance.
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