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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:03:01I don't want to know if I ever dropped my entourage.
00:03:07I'm sorry.
00:03:08Oh, it's really good.
00:03:16No, it's just that.
00:03:17No.
00:03:18No, it's not.
00:03:18No, I'm sorry.
00:03:20You're getting poisoned.
00:03:20I'm sorry.
00:03:20No, it's not.
00:03:21Hey!
00:03:21Hey!
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:23It is going so badly with my dad.
00:03:26Wait, let me put you on speaker.
00:03:27Wendy's right here.
00:03:28Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:29That's not...
00:03:30Hey, Maggie.
00:03:31I hope you're wearing your unity crystal.
00:03:33Have you led him through a brief grounding chant like Isa just said?
00:03:36Not yet.
00:03:37Get back out there, girl!
00:03:39It's just...
00:03:42Dad hadn't actually noticed.
00:03:44We were estranged, which begs the question,
00:03:47can you even be estranged from someone if the other person has no idea?
00:03:51You know, what would really help is a percussive bonding ritual.
00:03:55Okay, great.
00:03:56Yeah, I'll try that then.
00:03:58Oh, no.
00:03:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:04:00No, it can't be done by an amateur.
00:04:02I wish it was that simple.
00:04:04Could you do it with?
00:04:05I mean, I perfected the technique.
00:04:09You know what?
00:04:10I'd love to give this gift to you, Maggie.
00:04:13Could you bring pops to us?
00:04:15My rain stick does not travel well.
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18No, that sounds amazing.
00:04:20I just don't know if I could get my dad to go along with it.
00:04:23Max, I know your dad's a menace.
00:04:25But Winnie's done this a hundred times.
00:04:27She's the reason Angelina lets John Boyk around for Christmas.
00:04:34Well...
00:04:35Don't ask, don't get, right?
00:04:37Ah, amazing!
00:04:39You're really starting to become someone of substance, Max.
00:04:47Great.
00:04:56So, even though you haven't noticed, we are estranged.
00:05:01I'm not sure that's possible if one of the estranged is unaware that he's estranged.
00:05:06Yeah, I'm pretty sure a normal parent would have noticed they haven't spoken to their daughter in over three calendar
00:05:11years.
00:05:11Oh, it hasn't been that long?
00:05:12Yes, it has.
00:05:13All right, we can pretend it has, if that's what you prefer.
00:05:16Well, we don't need to pretend because it is the literal truth.
00:05:19Your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant overuse of the word literal.
00:05:24It literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so I can throw it.
00:05:28You reached out to me.
00:05:29I have been doing great without your work.
00:05:31It's been amazing.
00:05:32I have a plan.
00:05:32So sorry, Mr. Anderson.
00:05:33I wanted to send a little something over.
00:05:35I'm a huge fan.
00:05:36I had the DVD box set of Man-Ager.
00:05:40I used to watch it literally every day before school.
00:05:42No, I wish you were still on TV.
00:05:43Oh, please.
00:05:44Come on.
00:05:45Is it your man's game?
00:05:46You could do Taskmaster.
00:05:47You could be so funny.
00:05:48Can we get another water, please?
00:05:51Of course.
00:05:52Oh, thank you so much.
00:06:01You know, Maggie, it's really telling how people treat restaurant staff.
00:06:06We were having a conversation.
00:06:08No, we were having a conversation.
00:06:10As I was saying...
00:06:11That's a fizz.
00:06:14Uh...
00:06:16Are you drinking again?
00:06:22Yes.
00:06:26Oh, come on, Maggie.
00:06:27Try and relax.
00:06:47Oh, come on, Maggie.
00:06:50Hey, just out of interest.
00:06:52What do you think of people who are, like, into crystals and...
00:06:54First to go in my revolution.
00:06:56Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:07:03Come on, you were telling me about your work.
00:07:06Um...
00:07:07Yeah, so...
00:07:09My play, Light Glue, nearly won this huge award.
00:07:11Only nearly?
00:07:14Well, I got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions, so...
00:07:17Oh, wow.
00:07:18Well, my agent said a lot of the theatre's really interested in it.
00:07:21So what's your plan B?
00:07:23Sorry?
00:07:23Well, you've been trying to get the writing going for some years now, isn't it?
00:07:26Time that, you know, you considered exploring other avenues?
00:07:32Hmm.
00:07:39Um...
00:07:39Yeah, I'm gonna need another one of these.
00:07:44I am going to have the burger, please.
00:07:49Actually, I'll have the, um...
00:07:50Caesar salad.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:51I'll, um...
00:07:52I'll have the burger, please.
00:07:53Yes, sir.
00:07:55Right.
00:07:56So, I've got something to ask you.
00:07:57And, uh, I'd like to get this out of the way, if I might.
00:08:01I realise I haven't been the most family-orientated father, but, uh...
00:08:06You know, to be fair to me, I've had my work...
00:08:08There is a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us.
00:08:10Tends to happen.
00:08:11No, but, like, I recognise her.
00:08:12Like, I swear I've met her before.
00:08:13Maggie, please concentrate.
00:08:15Tonight, the National Comedy Awards are presenting me with a Lifetime Achievement Award.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:25Congratulations.
00:08:27Well, thank you.
00:08:29And I'd like you to come with me.
00:08:32As you know, I gave up television all, what, 20 years ago, and I, um...
00:08:35I normally turn these kind of things down, but I thought, no, no, no, it might be nice now to
00:08:39acknowledge the impact my work has had on the British comedy landscape.
00:08:43You know, my parents are long gone, and as lovely as your mother may be, I realised, shortly after our
00:08:48wedding, that marriage probably wasn't for me.
00:08:52Shortly after your wedding?
00:08:53So, essentially, Maggie, you are my only family, and I would like my family with me tonight.
00:09:02I'm just a little, um, taken aback, I suppose, because you have never, ever included me in anything to do
00:09:08with your work, or indeed, life, before.
00:09:11Well, I'm a private man.
00:09:13I am your biological child.
00:09:15Tonight is important.
00:09:19And you are important to me.
00:09:28Oh, I stupidly cast a dog.
00:09:32I mean, what was I thinking?
00:09:34All the time, yapping away.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Someone nicked it.
00:09:39Ran off with it.
00:09:40People stole everything in those days.
00:09:43Nineties were much simpler.
00:09:44Hey.
00:09:46Do you know we had an on-set coat dealer?
00:09:48No, you didn't.
00:09:48Yeah, yeah.
00:09:49Do you know what?
00:09:50I put him in series three, after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet ski.
00:09:55Yes.
00:09:56There were so many more jet ski accidents back then.
00:09:58You know what?
00:09:58It was a weekly appearance.
00:09:59There was so much of the rum.
00:10:02Yes.
00:10:07Oh, poo on me.
00:10:10I beg you, Bob.
00:10:11Um.
00:10:17Uh.
00:10:20Sorry, tell me more about this.
00:10:24What?
00:10:27Oh.
00:10:30Okay.
00:10:34Okay, I'll come.
00:10:36What? Excellent.
00:10:37Yeah, if you do something for me now.
00:10:39What? What? What's going on?
00:10:41Look, Eddie has become one of those crystal woo-woo people
00:10:45and she goes everywhere with this awful TikTok hippie named Whitney
00:10:48and long story short, they are coming here to perform
00:10:50a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick
00:10:52and I can't stop them, so just say nothing or nod
00:10:55and basically, if we get through this,
00:10:57I will come with you to your award saying,
00:10:58do we have a deal?
00:11:01Is Eddie your boyfriend?
00:11:03No.
00:11:04Eddie is a girl. She's my friend.
00:11:05You have met her several times.
00:11:09Ah, do we have a deal?
00:11:11I'm not sure what the deal is, but all right, fine.
00:11:14Just say nothing or nods, okay?
00:11:15It's Eddie, girl!
00:11:16Mr. Anderson, hi.
00:11:17I'm Whitney.
00:11:19I am sure Maggie has told you all about me,
00:11:21but I am a professional light worker
00:11:24and, well, since losing my own father,
00:11:26I've become particularly passionate about helping daddies.
00:11:29I just spoke to the hostess,
00:11:31who is such a sweetheart, by the way.
00:11:33Literally an angel.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:34I love her as well.
00:11:36And she's actually given us use of the private dining room
00:11:38for a couple of hours.
00:11:40I mean, God, isn't that so kind?
00:11:42So kind.
00:11:43So we'll go set up once we're done,
00:11:45and, well, we can get started.
00:11:46If you're concerned about the friction inherent in Maggie's aura,
00:11:54we've been working hard on that.
00:11:57I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.
00:12:01See you in there.
00:12:09There's so many places I could start,
00:12:11but professional light worker is as good as any.
00:12:14No, don't.
00:12:15Look, I just need to figure out a way to get them out of here.
00:12:17What possesses you to go along with something
00:12:19as excruciating as this?
00:12:22Eddie is my best friend, and I just want to support her.
00:12:24Oh, cut the shit.
00:12:25You're not doing this to be supportive.
00:12:26You're doing this because your best friend's got a shiny new pal,
00:12:29and you're all jealous.
00:12:30And I'm assuming because you're at joinham,
00:12:32you failed at beatum.
00:12:33Now, instead of being honest with your friend,
00:12:37you're prepared to go along with their delusions
00:12:38for, what, months, years?
00:12:39Or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune in Wales
00:12:43with no running water and at least one suspicious death?
00:12:46Oh, it's Devon, actually.
00:12:47Integrity, Maggie.
00:12:49Integrity.
00:12:50It's crucial for any writer worth their sort, any person.
00:12:55And it's not worth giving up but a drop of a rain stick.
00:12:59You know, you were lucky enough
00:13:01to inherit a reasonably sharp mind, thanks to me.
00:13:04And you constantly disappoint me by wasting it.
00:13:09Excuse me for a minute.
00:13:25Oh, we're ready.
00:13:26I'm sorry, Whitney, could I, could you just put Eddie on?
00:13:33Hey, what's up?
00:13:34We're just in the back.
00:13:36No, I know.
00:13:36Can you just, um, could you just come to the bathroom, maybe?
00:13:40Just come here.
00:13:42Look, I just want to talk to you.
00:13:47Maggie, I'm not the expert here.
00:13:49Whitney is.
00:13:50Just come and chat to her.
00:13:52But I just might...
00:14:21Look, I was, um...
00:14:24Too harsh.
00:14:26I was just, uh, concerned.
00:14:31I'm sorry.
00:14:36Did you just apologize?
00:14:41Might need a minute.
00:14:47You were mean.
00:14:50But you were right.
00:14:54Look, I understand that you feel that I haven't been the perfect father.
00:15:02I was, um, I was incredibly busy during your childhood.
00:15:08You know, I was writing and starring my own show.
00:15:13I put everything I had into the making of Man-Ager, everything.
00:15:17And, of course, there were epic highs.
00:15:19Oh, my God, there were epic highs.
00:15:22But the lows.
00:15:23The lows were terrible.
00:15:25I wonder what might have caused that.
00:15:26But we weren't like your generation.
00:15:28You see?
00:15:29You lot are more into, I don't know, self-flagellation.
00:15:34Begging therapists for the secular equivalent of ten Hail Marys.
00:15:39You know, when things were hard for us,
00:15:42we huddled together in someone's office,
00:15:44rang the local pub for delivery,
00:15:45and then we shook the cobwebs off.
00:15:51And as a result of that,
00:15:54I wasn't at home as much as I should have been.
00:15:59There are so many things I regret when it comes to you and your mother.
00:16:03So, I just, um,
00:16:06I just want us to have a better relationship.
00:16:13But, and I really, really want you to understand this,
00:16:18I cannot attend a rainstick healing ceremony,
00:16:23especially as you yourself know it,
00:16:25to be complete horseshit.
00:16:26We're ready.
00:16:29Um, we, um,
00:16:33we aren't, we aren't coming.
00:16:35Why not?
00:16:36Because this will really help Whitney gain more followers,
00:16:38and we're fundraising for...
00:16:39Sorry, what do you mean followers?
00:16:41Instagram followers.
00:16:44You were going to film this and put it on Instagram?
00:16:47Yeah, yeah.
00:16:47Whitney thought because your dad was on TV,
00:16:49it will help drive traffic to her page.
00:16:51But the point is, Maggie, this will really help you.
00:16:54Whitney really knows.
00:16:56Oh, Whitney does fuck all!
00:17:00What?
00:17:00Oh, nothing.
00:17:01Sorry.
00:17:02Oh, no, no.
00:17:05Whitney's...
00:17:05Oh, no, I don't have it in me.
00:17:07Whitney is an idiot.
00:17:09And you've become the most selfish fucking hippie I have ever met.
00:17:14What?
00:17:15Sorry.
00:17:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:18I'm sorry.
00:17:18It's all, it's bollocks.
00:17:20I know that healing can feel uncomfortable.
00:17:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:17:24Do you know about healing, Eddie?
00:17:25Do you even know what the word means?
00:17:27Because it doesn't mean going AWOL with a fake guru
00:17:30who clearly just stole your money to get turkey teeth.
00:17:34What are you talking about?
00:17:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:37There's no way the Eddie I know believes any of this shit.
00:17:41You have a sharper mind than that.
00:17:43It's just, it's disappointing, honestly.
00:17:45Maggie, maybe we should take a meditation break.
00:17:47I mean, your forehead veins are telling me your chakras are completely off balance.
00:17:51New rule, you're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated.
00:17:53I can't have loud emotional arguments in here.
00:17:56This is a restaurant.
00:17:56That's fine.
00:17:57We were just leaving.
00:17:58No, Eddie, come on.
00:17:58Eddie!
00:17:59No, you've said enough.
00:18:00I should have listened to Whitney and done this weeks ago.
00:18:02But Maggie, we're done.
00:18:05I don't want you in my life anymore.
00:18:09Good for you.
00:18:10Good for you.
00:18:17Sit down, darling.
00:18:27I'm really proud of you.
00:18:30You told her the truth.
00:18:33And the truth, as they say, will set you free.
00:18:37Hey, let me top you off.
00:18:40Can we have the bill, please?
00:19:01Could I, um, trouble you for our coats, please?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:10Is she okay?
00:19:10Hey, what, oh, fine.
00:19:11Yeah, fine.
00:19:12Nothing that a little fresh air won't fix.
00:19:14We're off to an awards ceremony up the road.
00:19:18Hope he doesn't drag on too long.
00:19:20You know what they're like.
00:19:22They're a bit like school assembly that you can't escape from.
00:19:26Mark Anderson.
00:19:27Me, yep.
00:19:28Any advance on the coat, please.
00:19:30But you don't remember me.
00:19:33Now, you were probably too little.
00:19:35You're only nine, I think, tiny wee thing.
00:19:37I babysat for you back in Galway.
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:41I didn't think I'd see you again.
00:19:43And I sat down for lunch, and bam, in your walks.
00:19:47I was only 20-odd.
00:19:49God, I was so young, and I feel awful.
00:19:52Come on.
00:19:53And I felt so bad because your mom was so lovely.
00:19:58God.
00:20:00God, I didn't know what I was doing.
00:20:09You know, I refused to talk to that journalist woman.
00:20:15She called me a few months ago when I said I wouldn't talk about you,
00:20:18even though she said the other women had.
00:20:24just so you know.
00:20:27Right, come on, then.
00:20:28What was she talking about?
00:20:29Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:20:30God knows.
00:20:32I don't think she's right in the head.
00:20:34What was she talking about?
00:20:35Affairs.
00:20:35Oh, they try and do this to every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays.
00:20:42Some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic relationships in the 90s.
00:20:48Affairs.
00:20:48All consensual.
00:20:49All adults.
00:20:50But because some of these women that worked with me at the time...
00:20:54Poor you.
00:20:55Now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved.
00:20:57I mean, come on.
00:20:59It's just crap.
00:20:59It's nonsense.
00:21:01Well, what can you do?
00:21:02You know what I mean?
00:21:03Sell us papers.
00:21:04And that's why you want me to come with you tonight, right?
00:21:06No, of course not.
00:21:07You're about to get cancelled, so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man
00:21:11who wouldn't hurt a flight.
00:21:12All right.
00:21:12Just calm down.
00:21:15I won't do that for you.
00:21:18You know, a not very wise man once said to me, the truth will set you free, but I think
00:21:22what he actually meant is it's more fun to be brutally honest, but only when it suits you.
00:21:27Which is not as catchy.
00:21:31I have spent so many years trying to figure you out.
00:21:37But if so much of what you say is a lie, then what's the point in even trying?
00:21:41I have this unshakable hope in us that made me come here today and it made me drink.
00:21:44And I don't drink anymore, but I can't say that to you because it's too close to the bone, isn't
00:21:48it?
00:21:50How many did you have before I got here today?
00:21:52Four or five?
00:21:56I'd have guessed four, but I'm a little rusty.
00:22:01I'm not like you.
00:22:06I'm medicated.
00:22:22I stole fifty quid from his wallet.
00:22:26Do you want a hot chocolate?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33I just...
00:22:35I don't.
00:22:37I don't know.
00:22:52I don't know.
00:22:52I don't know.
00:22:55I don't know.
00:22:57I can't believe it.
00:23:05I'm going to save her.
00:23:06Oh, sorry, if I just...
00:23:08I know I need to fight for her.
00:23:09I know she deserves it, okay?
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12I'll send a Zoom link.
00:23:13We can get planning...
00:23:13Stop sending me fucking Zoom links.
00:23:16I am the captain now.
00:23:17No more Zoom.
00:23:17You've got it, Captain.
00:23:18Google me.
00:23:18It is...
00:23:19Just meet me in my flat in an hour.
00:23:21I'll bring all the nerdy stationery I know you have.
00:23:23We're going big.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25I'll stop...
00:23:43They're nicer than I thought you were.
00:23:49My dad died jet skiing with his mistress in Jamaica
00:23:53when my mum was pregnant with me.
00:23:58There used to be a lot more jet ski accidents.
00:24:04Sacred inner space.
00:24:07We must be careful about who we allow to influence our fertile spirits.
00:24:13Especially as busy CEOs in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery.
00:24:21Did that work?
00:24:22It is perfect.
00:24:24The CEOs are going to love it, and you'll be so grateful.
00:24:27Well, she better.
00:24:29Because, I mean, she hasn't actually paid me yet.
00:24:32I mean, that's the only reason I'm even here.
00:24:35She will.
00:24:35Don't worry.
00:24:36Because 20 grand will buy us a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
00:24:39I'll chase the invoice.
00:24:40Make sure it's cash or check.
00:24:42Once we get to Devon tomorrow, we won't have Wi-Fi on the farm.
00:24:46Right then.
00:24:47Those stationary honchos are absolutely ravenous for your keynote speech.
00:24:52They're just in with the Reiki fella now.
00:24:53In the meantime, we need your phones.
00:24:58The frog shaming has a bit of a thing about 5G.
00:25:01And we like to keep these retreats as screen-free as possible.
00:25:08Anya, Whitney was just asking about her fee.
00:25:10Oh, all in hand.
00:25:11We just need to get you in for a quick aura assessment, Whitney.
00:25:14Mandatory for all guest practitioners.
00:25:17Oh, sorry, babe.
00:25:20The assessment's strictly confidential.
00:25:22No plus one.
00:25:23Whitney would want me there.
00:25:24I don't, actually.
00:25:25Just stay here and practice breathing.
00:25:35Anya wrote me into helping out.
00:25:37I really didn't want to, but I used to owe her bail money for that thing in Falaraki, so...
00:25:41They're like the other guests.
00:25:47Um...
00:25:49Is that a pager?
00:25:50Sorry.
00:25:51I, uh, I'm needed in the, um...
00:25:54Clonic tent.
00:25:55So just wait here and I'll with you long.
00:26:08I just thought people might be home.
00:26:09A sleepover print.
00:26:12What was that?
00:26:13Sorry, okay.
00:26:15I don't fuck all about this woo-woo shit.
00:26:16It's very hard to improvise around a subject you know nothing about.
00:26:19Which is why you were sent a 35-page primer.
00:26:22Can confirm it was sent to your Gmail, Alters?
00:26:24It was homework last weekend.
00:26:26Call yourself an ally.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:27Let me summarise.
00:26:29Print, you...
00:26:30Probably need a refresher too, so...
00:26:36Right.
00:26:37So the goal today is to deprogram Eddie and save her from Whitney's evil scheme.
00:26:41It's not as simple as just showing her the evidence we've found.
00:26:44Eddie has really drunk that kombucha Kool-Aid, so we need to be careful.
00:26:48But if we can keep her here and follow these simple steps I found on Reddit...
00:26:53Oh, I think we have a shot at success.
00:26:56I know it's a big fucking swing, but it's the least Eddie deserves.
00:26:59Which is why I stepped up to be the primary slash only financial backer and executive producer.
00:27:04Right.
00:27:04Thank you, Krent.
00:27:06We've got step one out of the way.
00:27:08We've got them separated.
00:27:09And Anya's holding Whitney off.
00:27:11For now.
00:27:12But we're on the clock, people.
00:27:14Whitney is getting on a secret flight early tomorrow morning.
00:27:16So we need to intercept today.
00:27:19Save Eddie and...
00:27:20And get her goddamn money back.
00:27:24I was getting to that.
00:27:26Eddie has transferred almost everything she has into Whitney's bank account so that she can buy this supposed farm in
00:27:33her name.
00:27:33But we know the pictures she showed Eddie are just the fifth result when you Google image search English farm.
00:27:43Phone me.
00:27:44We need to get that money out of Whitney's account by EOD before it's gone forever.
00:27:50What does NFJ have?
00:27:52I've almost cracked Whitney's account, but I've come up against one final hurdle.
00:27:56The memorable question.
00:27:58What's the memorable question?
00:27:59First pet's name.
00:28:02Well, he looks like a Larry.
00:28:04Try Larry.
00:28:05That is where Anya comes in.
00:28:10Ready to start the assessment?
00:28:13I've never seen equipment like this before.
00:28:16May I ask which practitioner this is informed by?
00:28:20Oh, I believe it was Savaya Subramanayaswami who perfected the technique.
00:28:26Impressive.
00:28:27So, question one.
00:28:29What would you say your soul animal is?
00:28:34Soul animal.
00:28:36Damn, she's good.
00:28:37Okay then, team.
00:28:43Send in the interrogator.
00:28:50Gillian.
00:28:50Eddie.
00:28:51What a lovely surprise.
00:29:02Well now.
00:29:03It's been a while.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Sorry, did Anya invite you?
00:29:08Retirement, it turns out, is awfully boring.
00:29:11So I've been doing some light events catering.
00:29:14Keeps me busy.
00:29:16Would you like a cheese spoon?
00:29:18I made them this morning.
00:29:24Are you sure your mom can do that?
00:29:27When I was 17, I admitted to making her a drink at a wedding I hadn't even been at.
00:29:31What's her secret?
00:29:32Guilt.
00:29:33And crumbs.
00:29:35Ooh.
00:29:37Wow.
00:29:38Hmm.
00:29:39They're so loose.
00:29:41So, Eddie, I hear you're moving to Devon tomorrow.
00:29:45Hmm.
00:29:47We've bought a small farm.
00:29:50And we're going to live off the land and start an intentional community focused on inner peace.
00:29:56Make sure you finish that love.
00:29:57It's bad luck to leave a scorn in half.
00:30:00And how can your friend, Whitney, afford a farm?
00:30:06We bought it together.
00:30:08That's nice.
00:30:0950-50 sort of a deal.
00:30:11And you've been down to have a look, I take it, before making any financial commitment.
00:30:19Wow.
00:30:20That was delicious.
00:30:24Really overwhelming.
00:30:27In a good way.
00:30:30Have another one.
00:30:32While they're fresh.
00:30:37Did you see that?
00:30:39That was good.
00:30:41Very, yeah.
00:30:42What was it there?
00:30:43The look on Eddie's face.
00:30:46It's the same look she gets when someone offers her a bump in the loo.
00:30:50She's not sure.
00:30:58Lucas, I don't want to get involved in the rift between you and Maggie.
00:31:03But I'm her mommy, and I've got to say one thing.
00:31:05What's she doing?
00:31:06You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:08You're her family, Eddie.
00:31:10And I just...
00:31:12I worry about what will happen to her without you.
00:31:16How about what will happen to me?
00:31:20Brian!
00:31:21Pull her out!
00:31:22And say what?
00:31:23Just go!
00:31:24Just go!
00:31:27Jesus!
00:31:29Jillian!
00:31:31I have spent a lot of my life looking after Maggie.
00:31:34You abandoned her, Eddie.
00:31:35Do you have any idea what that did to her?
00:31:39Jillian!
00:31:42There you are!
00:31:44Everything is ready for your acupuncture session with Sean Ness Café.
00:31:55Of course!
00:31:58We wouldn't want to keep Sean Ness Café wishing, would we?
00:32:14I recently discovered that I was a dog in most of my previous lives.
00:32:18And I must say, I think I recognise the scent of your astral trail, Whitney.
00:32:25Perhaps we were puppies together in Soviet Russia.
00:32:31Wouldn't that be something?
00:32:36Ever had a dog, Whitney?
00:32:38One.
00:32:39As a kid, her name was Baby.
00:32:42Baby!
00:32:43Who's that?
00:32:44Baby.
00:32:46Yeah, baby!
00:32:47Oh, no, don't do that.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I didn't know about the attempt they made at all.
00:32:54Go ahead!
00:32:58That was not what I asked you to do.
00:33:00I think you'll find it's exactly what you asked.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:02I sowed seeds of doubt.
00:33:04And then I had some time left over, so I thought I'd try and help.
00:33:07I'm not doing this for me, Mum.
00:33:08I'm doing it for Eddie.
00:33:08Of course you are, darling.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Time for stage three.
00:33:14In form.
00:33:15Ready to go?
00:33:16Toast, babe.
00:33:17I mean, if I was right about what an HDMI cable is.
00:33:19Wait.
00:33:20Wait.
00:33:20Before we watch, I just want to say...
00:33:25From the moment I saw Flubber in my father's home theater, I knew my future lay in the art of
00:33:30what the French call cinema.
00:33:32Oh, God.
00:33:32I knew I should have worked at this first.
00:33:52Hey, Eddie.
00:33:53Hey, Eddie.
00:33:53Don't freak out.
00:33:54Sit down.
00:33:55Relax.
00:33:57In his seminal 1981 paper, Cult Formation, a psychiatrist, Robert J. Lifton observed that the most common unifying feature of
00:34:06high control groups is the presence of a charismatic leader.
00:34:09That one who can't be questioned or held accountable for anything they do.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17All of us can relate to having someone to look up to.
00:34:21For instance, if Madonna told me to plunge my hands into a bucket of hot piss, I'd say, pass the
00:34:28bucket.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean I wouldn't regret it later, Eddie, when I'm scrubbing my hands under hot water trying to
00:34:35get the smell of piss off me.
00:34:37Once strictly a job for dirty white men.
00:34:41Cult leadership is now a viable option for people from all walks of life.
00:34:45Even hot girls.
00:34:51Shit, she's getting antsy.
00:34:52No, we knew this would happen, so we also added this.
00:34:58I act so happy.
00:35:00I'm in heaven where you're looking at me.
00:35:05The angel of my dreams.
00:35:07I will always end up doing hate you.
00:35:09It's not fair.
00:35:12It's not fair.
00:35:13It's not fair to speak.
00:35:14What the fuck, please?
00:35:16Well, I did better than whatever that was.
00:35:18Get her off.
00:35:19This is going to kill me.
00:35:22What were you thinking?
00:35:23I was thinking my audience needed some sugar with their medicine.
00:35:26I'm going to kill her.
00:35:27I'm going to laugh.
00:35:29Look, this isn't some fun bit.
00:35:31This is Eddie's life.
00:35:32And if we fuck this up because you idiots can't do anything normally, then I might lose it for good
00:35:37this time.
00:35:37And I can't face that, okay?
00:35:40I can't face it.
00:35:43So please, just fucking focus.
00:35:51Just try, Larry.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53No.
00:35:54No, no.
00:35:55No.
00:35:57Gee, it must nearly be time for my talk.
00:36:00You've actually only been here for 20 minutes.
00:36:01The oral reading can really contort your sense of time.
00:36:05If you let it.
00:36:07My sense of time was specifically complimented on by a clockless monk I met in Peru.
00:36:15Wait, what's she doing?
00:36:22It's happening.
00:36:23Stage four people, come the fuck on!
00:36:35One sec.
00:36:37I've got to wrangle some lost herbalists.
00:36:38Let's go.
00:36:54Let me see.
00:37:01Let's go.
00:37:09Oh, hey!
00:37:14Eddie?
00:37:15Can you just check my crotch is dry?
00:37:18Is this for real?
00:37:23It's locked!
00:37:25What?
00:37:26It shouldn't be locked.
00:37:27Fuck!
00:37:27Ryan!
00:37:28Gillian!
00:37:29Eddie, what?
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her!
00:37:33Fucking help her!
00:37:35Oh, no, no.
00:37:37Quick, you.
00:37:38Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There is a map in your emails.
00:37:40No, I mean, she's not in the room.
00:37:42What?
00:37:46Help us, you prick!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh.
00:37:50You'll be shouting like that.
00:37:51You might burst the baby.
00:37:53You need to distract me.
00:37:54Take my hand.
00:37:56Jog.
00:37:57Jog.
00:37:59Maggie, they need you.
00:38:00Yeah, but we...
00:38:00We'll find her.
00:38:03Help me.
00:38:05Help me.
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney.
00:38:15It's kind of an extreme thing to do.
00:38:17It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual, please.
00:38:20There's been all of 2009 and in the ashram in Croydon.
00:38:23No ad-libbing.
00:38:24What I know is, it looks to me like...
00:38:27It looks to me like you're doing what you always do.
00:38:30Running away.
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help.
00:38:34I don't think that will help.
00:38:36I think everything felt really hard.
00:38:39And you wanted to be someone else.
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy.
00:38:44And not constantly fighting anymore.
00:38:46I know what that's like.
00:38:48I get that.
00:38:49I really do.
00:38:49But you know what my mum always says?
00:38:52Wherever you go,
00:38:54wherever you go,
00:38:56there you are.
00:38:59You didn't have to do the fucking accent.
00:39:04Oh shit.
00:39:23Now,
00:39:24I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like.
00:39:28But I'm pretty sure
00:39:29it's an apple juice.
00:39:32No.
00:39:33No.
00:39:36I'm a fucking bartender.
00:39:41Good point.
00:39:49She's loose.
00:39:50Quick.
00:39:51Quick, somebody get eyes on Eddie.
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie.
00:39:55What is this?
00:39:57Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us.
00:40:00Oh my god.
00:40:01Oh my god, Eddie.
00:40:02These people locked me in a room.
00:40:03No, we didn't.
00:40:04There was no lock.
00:40:05We made very sure of that.
00:40:06Yeah, we used lies instead.
00:40:08Eddie,
00:40:08we need to get out of here.
00:40:10Like now.
00:40:11Her dad is alive.
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss,
00:40:1666,
00:40:17happily married to Angela Hodgkiss,
00:40:18also 66,
00:40:19for over 40 years.
00:40:21That's a picture of him
00:40:22with Whitney,
00:40:23or Catherine,
00:40:23since that's her real name actually,
00:40:26at a family reunion a few months ago.
00:40:29He messaged earlier
00:40:30asking if you might need a lift
00:40:31from the airport tomorrow.
00:40:33Didn't I say
00:40:33they would try and discredit me like this?
00:40:36They are demons
00:40:36and they want to block your path
00:40:38to the light.
00:40:38And she is also
00:40:39a failed slime influencer.
00:40:41She's actually
00:40:41a serial influencer,
00:40:43which is really sad.
00:40:44All my friends
00:40:45are influencers
00:40:45without even trying to be.
00:40:47She keeps making
00:40:47online personas
00:40:49to scam people,
00:40:50Eddie.
00:40:50She's been doing it
00:40:51for years.
00:40:52I can't believe
00:40:52we need to point this out.
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth.
00:40:56They are insanely white.
00:40:58She looks like
00:40:58she's on Geordie Shore.
00:40:59She's not even a real healer.
00:41:00She's a liar.
00:41:01Our crystal necklaces,
00:41:02our idiot.
00:41:04Don't you see?
00:41:06She's a wolf.
00:41:08You're being insane.
00:41:10Stop it.
00:41:12Eddie,
00:41:12none of this
00:41:13was meant to hurt you.
00:41:14Maybe this
00:41:15wasn't the right way
00:41:16to go about it,
00:41:17but
00:41:18I knew you needed
00:41:19to be unbrainwashed
00:41:20and maybe we should have
00:41:21got an expert
00:41:22and we didn't have much time.
00:41:23And
00:41:24please, Eddie,
00:41:25I'm sorry.
00:41:26I didn't mean to make you feel,
00:41:26but
00:41:27I'm trying to save you.
00:41:29I might be bad at it,
00:41:31but look,
00:41:31I'm trying.
00:41:36Is your dad
00:41:37alive?
00:41:39Depends what you
00:41:39mean by
00:41:41dad.
00:41:42I mean,
00:41:42is my
00:41:43birth father
00:41:44alive?
00:41:46Well,
00:41:47sure.
00:41:47So when you told me
00:41:48that
00:41:49you knew exactly
00:41:50how I felt,
00:41:51that you'd been on
00:41:52the same journey as me
00:41:53and
00:41:53you knew how to fix me,
00:41:55that was just
00:41:57marketing.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59Give Eddie
00:41:59her money back.
00:42:00You give it back
00:42:01and you leave
00:42:01and let her family
00:42:02take care of her.
00:42:04If you're referring
00:42:05to the investment
00:42:06Eddie willingly made
00:42:07into our intentional
00:42:08community,
00:42:09then those funds
00:42:10have already been
00:42:10used to buy land,
00:42:11the land we decided
00:42:12to buy together.
00:42:13We know there's
00:42:14no land, Whitney.
00:42:15It doesn't exist.
00:42:19You know,
00:42:21I actually
00:42:22help people.
00:42:24And you all
00:42:24find that so
00:42:26challenging
00:42:26that you have to
00:42:27try and
00:42:28discredit me
00:42:28and make up
00:42:29all these lies.
00:42:31Oh,
00:42:31we are the liars.
00:42:32When you are the one
00:42:33with a made up name,
00:42:35you know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go
00:42:36and shove a crystal dildo
00:42:37up your hole,
00:42:38Catherine?
00:42:39No,
00:42:40I've had to deal
00:42:40with this
00:42:42kind of prejudice
00:42:43ever since
00:42:44I began healing others.
00:42:46Much like,
00:42:48much like
00:42:48Jesus Christ
00:42:49himself.
00:42:49Oh,
00:42:50come on.
00:42:51Much like
00:42:52Jesus Christ
00:42:53himself
00:42:54had to endure.
00:42:55And
00:42:55if requiring
00:42:57some
00:42:57financial
00:42:58compensation
00:42:59for the burden
00:43:00I carry with me
00:43:01every day
00:43:02for being
00:43:03a bearer of light
00:43:04is a bad thing
00:43:05to you?
00:43:06Well,
00:43:07that says
00:43:07everything about
00:43:08you people
00:43:09and how little
00:43:11you value
00:43:11enlightenment.
00:43:13I mean,
00:43:15what do you
00:43:16offer
00:43:16each other?
00:43:24because I
00:43:25can take you
00:43:27to the light.
00:43:37Let's go.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:58You're going to
00:43:59believe these
00:43:59freaks over me?
00:44:01The person
00:44:02who saved you?
00:44:10You know,
00:44:11one day
00:44:12I will ascend
00:44:13to the celestial
00:44:14heaven that's
00:44:15waiting for me
00:44:16and I will
00:44:17look down
00:44:18on all of you
00:44:19from my throne
00:44:20of purity
00:44:21with my childhood
00:44:23cat choo-choo
00:44:24by my side
00:44:24because I know
00:44:26she's waiting
00:44:27for me.
00:44:30And I will
00:44:31watch y'all
00:44:33burn.
00:44:36Come on,
00:44:36Captain.
00:44:43Oh,
00:44:43God.
00:44:48what
00:44:50are they?
00:44:51What?
00:44:54Anya,
00:44:55are you not
00:44:56pregnant?
00:44:57Not anymore.
00:44:58Well,
00:44:59so where's the
00:45:00baby?
00:45:01At home.
00:45:03Saves
00:45:04so fast
00:45:05and she jumped
00:45:06through a really
00:45:07high window.
00:45:08Do you know
00:45:09if she's ever
00:45:09been in Cirque du Soleil
00:45:10or something?
00:45:11Which complies?
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi,
00:45:15I'm a fucking
00:45:16idiot
00:45:16who gave all
00:45:17my money
00:45:17to a white
00:45:18girl who
00:45:18owns
00:45:18clipping dreadlocks.
00:45:20They can't do
00:45:21anything.
00:45:21I gave her
00:45:22that money.
00:45:31Ryan,
00:45:33was I
00:45:34in a tiny
00:45:34cult?
00:45:35A bit,
00:45:36yeah.
00:45:38It's all
00:45:38right,
00:45:38Eddie.
00:45:39We've all
00:45:39found ourselves
00:45:40in a pyramid
00:45:41scheme or
00:45:41two.
00:45:42And this,
00:45:43this was
00:45:44the only
00:45:45way
00:45:45to fucking
00:45:46tell me
00:45:47that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you
00:45:56and me.
00:45:58I don't
00:45:59want to do
00:45:59that.
00:46:00Eddie,
00:46:00please,
00:46:00just give
00:46:03me one
00:46:03night.
00:46:07I don't
00:46:08want to be
00:46:08here.
00:46:08Well,
00:46:09we can
00:46:09leave.
00:46:10We can
00:46:11go somewhere
00:46:11else.
00:46:13Where?
00:46:28I was
00:46:29in your
00:46:30dream last
00:46:30night.
00:46:32I came
00:46:34to tell you
00:46:34everything
00:46:35takes so
00:46:38fast.
00:46:40It takes
00:46:41so strong.
00:46:45I love
00:46:47them
00:46:47and how
00:46:50I feel.
00:46:52I hope
00:46:53you
00:46:54understand.
00:46:55Sorry,
00:46:56we're closed for
00:46:56a private
00:46:56function.
00:46:57Well,
00:46:57tell the
00:46:57mom's
00:46:58staff.
00:46:58Look,
00:46:59my boyfriend
00:46:59sucks and
00:47:00I need to
00:47:00drink to
00:47:00forget he
00:47:01exists.
00:47:01That way
00:47:01when I next
00:47:02see him,
00:47:02it will be
00:47:02a nice
00:47:03surprise.
00:47:04We went
00:47:04to see the
00:47:04hangover too
00:47:05and afterwards
00:47:05all I said
00:47:06was that men
00:47:06aren't as funny
00:47:07as they think
00:47:07they are
00:47:07and they
00:47:07kicked off.
00:47:08Why are
00:47:09men so wet?
00:47:10Why is
00:47:11so fucking
00:47:11quiet in
00:47:12here?
00:47:13You're
00:47:13at a
00:47:13wake.
00:47:18fuck.
00:47:19It's not
00:47:19even young
00:47:20more important
00:47:20was it?
00:47:21Nah,
00:47:22just my
00:47:22dad.
00:47:24Oh my
00:47:24God.
00:47:25Oh Eddie,
00:47:26I am so
00:47:26sorry for
00:47:27your loss.
00:47:27You know,
00:47:28your dad
00:47:28loved you
00:47:28so much.
00:47:29Thanks,
00:47:30Auntie Babs.
00:47:30He was
00:47:30always so
00:47:31proud of
00:47:31you.
00:47:34Oh,
00:47:35would you
00:47:35like a...
00:47:35Double
00:47:36checking coat
00:47:36please,
00:47:36babes.
00:47:37I'll
00:47:37bring it
00:47:37over.
00:47:41I have
00:47:42crashed
00:47:42your
00:47:42funeral.
00:47:43I think
00:47:43it's
00:47:43called
00:47:43a
00:47:43wake
00:47:44if
00:47:44there's
00:47:44booze.
00:47:46You don't
00:47:46happen to
00:47:46have any
00:47:47kind of
00:47:47trapdoor.
00:47:48You could
00:47:48open beneath
00:47:49me or...
00:47:50This isn't
00:47:50going to
00:47:50work.
00:47:52A highlight
00:47:52to our
00:47:53friendship
00:47:53isn't going
00:47:53to make
00:47:53everything
00:47:54okay.
00:47:54I know,
00:47:55I know
00:47:55what's
00:47:55more
00:47:55complicated
00:47:55than...
00:47:56The
00:47:56fact
00:47:56that
00:47:56the
00:47:56way
00:47:56we
00:47:56met
00:47:56is
00:47:56funny
00:47:57and
00:47:57adorable
00:47:57doesn't
00:47:58mean
00:47:58that
00:47:58we're
00:47:58supposed
00:47:58to be
00:47:58in
00:47:58each
00:47:59other's
00:47:59lives
00:47:59forever.
00:47:59I know
00:48:00Eddie.
00:48:02Why don't
00:48:03you just
00:48:04sit.
00:48:08One sec.
00:48:24It's just
00:48:24a glass.
00:48:25It's
00:48:25not safe.
00:48:29Oh my
00:48:30God.
00:48:35Is that
00:48:35from when
00:48:36Ryan was
00:48:36in his...
00:48:42Sterilet Express
00:48:43era.
00:48:43I'm going to
00:48:44stay with
00:48:44Jay.
00:48:44No,
00:48:45Eddie
00:48:45Jay's...
00:48:45Jay.
00:48:46Move to
00:48:46Arizona
00:48:47to prepare
00:48:47for the
00:48:47apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I
00:48:52please borrow
00:48:52your phone?
00:48:53I need to
00:48:53Google free
00:48:53accommodation
00:48:54in London.
00:48:54Well,
00:48:55that is a
00:48:55one-way
00:48:55ticket to
00:48:55sex
00:48:56trafficking
00:48:56so I
00:48:56want to
00:48:56say no.
00:49:00You
00:49:01promised
00:49:01me
00:49:01one
00:49:01night
00:49:02I...
00:49:33of all
00:49:34the old
00:49:34man pubs
00:49:35and all
00:49:35of mid
00:49:36recession
00:49:36Dalston
00:49:37I walked
00:49:37into yours.
00:49:39You realise
00:49:39my dad's
00:49:40wake might
00:49:40not be
00:49:40the hilarious
00:49:41memory
00:49:41that you
00:49:41think it
00:49:42is.
00:49:44Why wasn't
00:49:44the one
00:49:44laughing?
00:49:49So,
00:49:49what I'm
00:49:50going to
00:49:50do is
00:49:51quietly and
00:49:51respectfully
00:49:52tiptoe out
00:49:53of here
00:49:53and you
00:49:53never have
00:49:53to see
00:49:54me again.
00:49:54I don't
00:49:54think so.
00:49:55It would
00:49:55just look
00:49:55weird if
00:49:56you leave
00:49:56so quickly.
00:49:57Oh,
00:49:57come on.
00:49:57You need
00:49:57to work
00:49:58on your
00:49:58mourner
00:49:58persona.
00:49:59Are you
00:50:00a relative?
00:50:01Ooh,
00:50:01secret
00:50:01family.
00:50:03Maybe I
00:50:04could be
00:50:04like a
00:50:05young
00:50:05runaway
00:50:06your dad
00:50:06took in.
00:50:08God,
00:50:08sorry,
00:50:08it's really
00:50:09hard to
00:50:09work with
00:50:09the age
00:50:09difference.
00:50:11I haven't
00:50:11laughed in
00:50:12so long
00:50:12that my
00:50:13face
00:50:13actually
00:50:13hurts.
00:50:28I have
00:50:29always
00:50:29depended
00:50:29on the
00:50:30kindness of
00:50:30strangers.
00:50:32Theodora.
00:50:33And it's
00:50:33over.
00:50:34Theodora,
00:50:34my glass
00:50:35has been
00:50:35empty for
00:50:36an hour.
00:50:37I wish
00:50:37you'd go
00:50:37around to
00:50:38do top
00:50:38ups.
00:50:39I'm
00:50:39actually at
00:50:39my father's
00:50:40wake in
00:50:40more of a
00:50:41personal
00:50:41capacity,
00:50:42as much
00:50:42as I
00:50:42valued him
00:50:43as an
00:50:43employer,
00:50:43but you're
00:50:44welcome to
00:50:44do it.
00:50:45Or Jay.
00:50:46No,
00:50:46your brother
00:50:47needs to
00:50:47get back
00:50:47to work
00:50:47before the
00:50:48US markets
00:50:49open and
00:50:49I need
00:50:49to be
00:50:50available
00:50:50for people.
00:50:51Eddie,
00:50:52I am
00:50:54the widow.
00:50:55You divorced
00:50:55him 15
00:50:56years ago.
00:50:57Who's this?
00:50:59Maureen
00:51:00Johnson,
00:51:01good friend
00:51:01of the
00:51:02deceased.
00:51:03Cam.
00:51:04Cam.
00:51:05The deceased
00:51:05was his
00:51:06golf nickname.
00:51:07Cameron
00:51:07didn't play
00:51:08golf.
00:51:09Funny,
00:51:09he never
00:51:10mentioned
00:51:10an ex-wife,
00:51:11not once
00:51:11in all
00:51:12our
00:51:12golf.
00:51:13Times.
00:51:17Brave to
00:51:18go after
00:51:19my mum.
00:51:19We've just
00:51:20met.
00:51:20Are you
00:51:21too close?
00:51:21Like
00:51:22sisters.
00:51:23Buffet
00:51:23emergency.
00:51:23Sorry,
00:51:24but we
00:51:25are headed
00:51:25straight for
00:51:26a sausage
00:51:26roll,
00:51:27drow
00:51:27Eddie.
00:51:28Now,
00:51:28I can
00:51:29go to
00:51:29the
00:51:29big
00:51:29saints.
00:51:30No,
00:51:30it wasn't
00:51:30sausage
00:51:30rolls.
00:51:31No?
00:51:32No,
00:51:32Dad hated
00:51:32sausage
00:51:33rolls.
00:51:33He said
00:51:33they looked
00:51:33like flaky
00:51:34dicks.
00:51:34It was
00:51:35We are
00:51:35headed
00:51:35straight
00:51:36for a
00:51:36scotch
00:51:37egg
00:51:37drow
00:51:37Eddie.
00:51:38Now,
00:51:38I can
00:51:38go to
00:51:39the
00:51:39big
00:51:39saints.
00:51:39Well,
00:51:40this
00:51:40is
00:51:43Maggie.
00:51:44He's a
00:51:45funeral
00:51:45crusher.
00:51:46This
00:51:46is my
00:51:46best
00:51:46friend
00:51:47Will.
00:51:47Ew,
00:51:48your
00:51:48best
00:51:48friend
00:51:48is
00:51:48a
00:51:49man.
00:51:50Good
00:51:50God,
00:51:50aren't
00:51:50you?
00:51:52You have
00:51:53to admit
00:51:53though,
00:51:53it felt
00:51:53like we
00:51:54were destined
00:51:54to meet.
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you
00:51:55made me laugh
00:51:56when I
00:51:56was sad.
00:51:57When he
00:51:57always said.
00:51:58come on.
00:51:59She always
00:51:59said use
00:51:59fun as
00:51:59a tool
00:52:00to keep
00:52:00me
00:52:00captive.
00:52:01Well,
00:52:01that's
00:52:01insane.
00:52:01Her
00:52:02point was
00:52:02that you
00:52:02deflect
00:52:02with
00:52:03jokes to
00:52:04avoid
00:52:04the
00:52:04real
00:52:04shit.
00:52:05I
00:52:05don't
00:52:05avoid
00:52:05the
00:52:05real
00:52:06shit
00:52:06Eddie.
00:52:06can't.
00:52:08Just
00:52:08learnt
00:52:08that having
00:52:09a sense
00:52:09of humour
00:52:09about that
00:52:10kind of
00:52:10stuff
00:52:10is sort
00:52:11of crucial
00:52:11for
00:52:11survival.
00:52:13Sitting
00:52:14in the
00:52:14misery
00:52:14won't
00:52:14make
00:52:14the
00:52:14misery
00:52:15go
00:52:15away.
00:52:16I
00:52:17know
00:52:17I
00:52:17might
00:52:17not
00:52:17be
00:52:17your
00:52:18classic
00:52:18version
00:52:18of
00:52:18support
00:52:19sister
00:52:19but
00:52:19I
00:52:19do
00:52:19support
00:52:20you.
00:52:21Like
00:52:21when
00:52:21you
00:52:21first
00:52:22took
00:52:22over
00:52:22wet mouth.
00:52:23Is that
00:52:23a new
00:52:24nickname?
00:52:24It's
00:52:25gross.
00:52:25But
00:52:26you
00:52:26should
00:52:26rename
00:52:26the
00:52:26poem.
00:52:28No
00:52:28one
00:52:28wants
00:52:29to
00:52:29get
00:52:29fucked
00:52:29up
00:52:29in
00:52:30the
00:52:30red
00:52:30lion.
00:52:31Lions
00:52:32are
00:52:32orange.
00:52:34I
00:52:34haven't
00:52:35decided yet.
00:52:35Like
00:52:35I'd
00:52:36have to
00:52:36leave
00:52:36law
00:52:36school.
00:52:37Eddie
00:52:37anyone
00:52:37can
00:52:38be
00:52:38a
00:52:38lawyer
00:52:38but
00:52:38not
00:52:38everyone
00:52:38gets
00:52:39to
00:52:39run
00:52:39a
00:52:39cool
00:52:39bar.
00:52:39It's
00:52:40not
00:52:40cool.
00:52:40Yeah
00:52:41but
00:52:41it
00:52:41could
00:52:41be.
00:52:41All
00:52:41you
00:52:42have
00:52:42to
00:52:42get
00:52:42someone
00:52:43from
00:52:43vice
00:52:43to
00:52:43DJ
00:52:44once
00:53:05make
00:53:06a wish
00:53:06bitch.
00:53:09It's
00:53:09like
00:53:09you're
00:53:10campaigning
00:53:10to be
00:53:11the mayor
00:53:11of my
00:53:11life.
00:53:12None
00:53:12of this
00:53:13is
00:53:13relevant
00:53:13and
00:53:13stop
00:53:14doing
00:53:14that.
00:53:15It's
00:53:15fucking
00:53:15pointless.
00:53:17Being
00:53:17your
00:53:17friend
00:53:18is
00:53:18hard
00:53:18fucking
00:53:18work
00:53:19Maggie.
00:53:19You're
00:53:19just
00:53:20ignoring
00:53:20all
00:53:20the
00:53:20times
00:53:21you
00:53:33I had
00:53:35zero
00:53:35living
00:53:35family
00:53:36who
00:53:36could
00:53:36support
00:53:36me
00:53:36in
00:53:36any
00:53:37real
00:53:37way
00:53:37and
00:53:37then
00:53:38suddenly
00:53:38dropped
00:53:39on my
00:53:39lap
00:53:39was
00:53:39a
00:53:39massive
00:53:40responsibility
00:53:40you
00:53:41Robert Downey
00:53:43Jr.
00:53:43Unconfirmed
00:53:44but I
00:53:44see it
00:53:45Carrie
00:53:45Fisher
00:53:46legend
00:53:47Vincent
00:53:48Van Gogh
00:53:48no
00:53:49way
00:53:49do
00:53:49not
00:53:49cut
00:53:50off
00:53:50your
00:53:50ear
00:53:50I
00:53:51will
00:53:51try
00:53:51Mel
00:53:52Gibson
00:53:52they
00:53:53can't
00:53:53all
00:53:53be
00:53:54good
00:53:55Kurt
00:53:55Cobain
00:53:55I
00:53:56know
00:53:56you
00:53:56girls
00:53:57say
00:53:57having
00:53:57a
00:53:57disgusting
00:53:58toilet
00:53:58makes
00:53:58the
00:53:59bar
00:53:59cooler
00:53:59but
00:53:59there's
00:54:00got
00:54:00to
00:54:00be
00:54:00limits
00:54:00to
00:54:00that
00:54:01don't
00:54:01we
00:54:01think
00:54:01can
00:54:02you
00:54:02just
00:54:02leave
00:54:02out
00:54:02the
00:54:02ones
00:54:02who
00:54:02kill
00:54:02themselves
00:54:03yeah
00:54:08great
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor
00:54:10what about her
00:54:11I'm finding
00:54:11cool celebrities
00:54:12with bipolar
00:54:12disorder
00:54:13to cheer
00:54:13Maggie
00:54:13up
00:54:15well the
00:54:15first thing
00:54:16to do
00:54:16is find
00:54:16the best
00:54:17treatment
00:54:17get you
00:54:17into
00:54:18routine
00:54:20I
00:54:20think
00:54:20moving
00:54:21in
00:54:21with
00:54:21me
00:54:21would
00:54:21do
00:54:22your
00:54:22world
00:54:22good
00:54:22in
00:54:23that
00:54:23respect
00:54:23no way
00:54:23just
00:54:24while
00:54:24you
00:54:24no
00:54:24darling
00:54:25I
00:54:25don't
00:54:25want
00:54:26you
00:54:26to
00:54:26be
00:54:26alone
00:54:26while
00:54:26you're
00:54:29what
00:54:29if
00:54:29something
00:54:35I
00:54:36can
00:54:36stay
00:54:36with
00:54:36her
00:54:37for
00:54:37a bit
00:54:38oh
00:54:38look
00:54:38it's
00:54:39fine
00:54:39I'm
00:54:39no
00:54:39no
00:54:39no
00:54:39it'll
00:54:40be
00:54:40a
00:54:40nice
00:54:40change
00:54:40from
00:54:40upstairs
00:54:42I've
00:54:42got
00:54:42so
00:54:42many
00:54:43rats
00:54:43now
00:54:43I
00:54:43might
00:54:43need
00:54:43to
00:54:44build
00:54:44some
00:54:44sort
00:54:44of
00:54:44home
00:54:44for
00:54:45them
00:54:50that
00:54:50cool
00:54:52yeah
00:54:54grunt
00:54:55that's
00:54:56it
00:54:56do you
00:55:00have any
00:55:00jobs
00:55:00going
00:55:01I
00:55:01can't
00:55:01do
00:55:01this
00:55:02anymore
00:55:05god
00:55:07the
00:55:07six
00:55:07months
00:55:07that
00:55:08annie
00:55:08worked
00:55:08here
00:55:08with
00:55:08the
00:55:08drunkest
00:55:09of
00:55:09my
00:55:09life
00:55:10yeah
00:55:10I
00:55:11know
00:55:11I
00:55:11lived
00:55:11with
00:55:12you
00:55:12for
00:55:12most
00:55:12of
00:55:12them
00:55:13right
00:55:16that must
00:55:17been a lot
00:55:17for you
00:55:17I get
00:55:18it
00:55:19you
00:55:19don't
00:55:19get
00:55:19it
00:55:20Maggie
00:55:20how could
00:55:20you
00:55:21I
00:55:21do
00:55:21no
00:55:21you
00:55:22don't
00:55:22you
00:55:23have
00:55:23never
00:55:23had
00:55:24to
00:55:24be
00:55:24responsible
00:55:24for
00:55:24anyone
00:55:25else
00:55:25in
00:55:25your
00:55:25whole
00:55:25life
00:55:27where
00:55:27are you
00:55:27pissing
00:55:47me
00:55:48how's it
00:55:48look
00:55:48in the
00:55:48mirror
00:55:50something
00:55:50or someone
00:55:50has given
00:55:51birth
00:55:51in the
00:55:51sink
00:55:52but other
00:55:52than that
00:55:52I'm not
00:55:53saying
00:55:55look
00:55:56I
00:55:56know
00:55:56you
00:55:56think
00:55:56this
00:55:56friendship
00:55:56has
00:55:57been
00:55:57about
00:55:57you
00:55:57looking
00:55:57after
00:55:58me
00:55:58and
00:55:58I
00:55:58get
00:55:58that
00:55:58but
00:56:00I
00:56:01look
00:56:01after
00:56:01you
00:56:01too
00:56:01no
00:56:02you
00:56:02don't
00:56:02I
00:56:03do
00:56:03Eddie
00:56:03just
00:56:03because
00:56:03my
00:56:04care
00:56:04looks
00:56:04different
00:56:04to
00:56:04yours
00:56:05name
00:56:05one
00:56:05time
00:56:05you've
00:56:06looked
00:56:06after
00:56:06me
00:56:06successfully
00:56:07other
00:56:07than
00:56:07today
00:56:08Maggie
00:56:08fine
00:56:13exactly
00:56:14just
00:56:14give me
00:56:14a minute
00:56:18okay
00:56:20how about
00:56:20that time
00:56:21you
00:56:21they're
00:56:21honestly
00:56:21not
00:56:21that
00:56:22bad
00:56:24okay
00:56:24go home
00:56:25I'll
00:56:25I'll
00:56:25land the
00:56:25bird
00:56:25that's
00:56:26not
00:56:26what
00:56:26happened
00:56:27they're
00:56:27honestly
00:56:27not
00:56:28that
00:56:28bad
00:56:30okay
00:56:31go home
00:56:31I'll
00:56:32land the
00:56:32bird
00:56:32my point
00:56:33still
00:56:33stands
00:56:33you're
00:56:34making it
00:56:34sound
00:56:34like a
00:56:35bigger
00:56:35deal
00:56:35than
00:56:35it
00:56:35was
00:56:36because
00:56:36you
00:56:36always
00:56:36change
00:56:37the
00:56:37narrative
00:56:37to
00:56:37suit
00:56:38you
00:56:38no
00:56:38I
00:56:38don't
00:56:38you
00:56:39change
00:56:39so
00:56:39many
00:56:39details
00:56:40Eddie
00:56:43my
00:56:43memory
00:56:43is
00:56:44fucked
00:56:45from years
00:56:45of being
00:56:45on
00:56:45lithium
00:56:47I'm
00:56:48sorry
00:56:48it's
00:56:48not
00:56:48it's
00:56:49it's
00:56:49not
00:56:49malicious
00:56:50I just
00:56:51I can't
00:56:52remember
00:56:52every detail
00:56:52of every
00:56:53moment
00:56:53and that
00:56:53makes me
00:56:53sad
00:56:54sometimes
00:56:54but yeah
00:56:55can't be
00:56:56helped
00:56:56like
00:56:58it's not
00:56:59on purpose
00:57:02I'm
00:57:03sorry
00:57:03if it's
00:57:03too
00:57:03much
00:57:05I'm
00:57:06sorry
00:57:06if I
00:57:06lent
00:57:07on you
00:57:07I
00:57:07honestly
00:57:07didn't
00:57:07know
00:57:07I
00:57:08was
00:57:08doing
00:57:08it
00:57:08I
00:57:08just
00:57:08didn't
00:57:08have
00:57:08the
00:57:08tools
00:57:09to
00:57:10I
00:57:11didn't
00:57:11have
00:57:11any
00:57:11tools
00:57:13it's
00:57:13like
00:57:13I was
00:57:14trying
00:57:14to
00:57:14fix
00:57:14an
00:57:15engine
00:57:15with
00:57:15my
00:57:15bare
00:57:15hands
00:57:15and
00:57:16no
00:57:16YouTube
00:57:18I'm
00:57:18sorry
00:57:18you
00:57:19had
00:57:19to
00:57:19be
00:57:19like
00:57:19the
00:57:20farmer
00:57:21hogget
00:57:21to
00:57:21my
00:57:21babe
00:57:51sometimes I
00:57:53think it
00:57:53was more
00:57:53like
00:57:53the
00:57:54babe
00:57:55leading
00:57:55the
00:57:56babe
00:58:24babe
00:58:27Okay, maybe my shitty memory only remembers the good things, but the night you will miss, when we...
00:58:38This is definitely the best shag I've ever had, including women, which is very unusual.
00:58:45Congratulations.
00:58:46It's all about the knuckles.
00:58:47The knuckles!
00:58:49Not the knuckles.
00:58:51It would be classic Anya to like that, though.
00:58:53You made a cute speech.
00:58:55Did I?
00:58:55I don't remember.
00:58:56Oh, come on.
00:58:57No, I don't.
00:58:59I told you I'm basically Dory from Finding Nemo if she also had a mood disorder.
00:59:03You said something like...
00:59:05Hear ye, hear ye.
00:59:07I have known Miss Theodora Rushton for six years now, and in that time she has made my life infinitely
00:59:14better.
00:59:15Oh, it's a serious one.
00:59:16On top of that, she has single-handedly turned Wet Mouth into the three-time motherfucking Halloween over for the
00:59:26year!
00:59:30Eddie, I have seen you deal with every set bath, every angry drunk man, every pile of puke in the
00:59:37bathroom like it's nothing, but I know, we know, it's not nothing.
00:59:42It's amazing.
00:59:45Eddie, you are the coolest, strongest, smartest person I know, and I really fucking love you.
00:59:53No, I can't.
00:59:54No, you have to feel feelings.
00:59:55No, I don't.
00:59:55Tickle her until she feels feelings.
00:59:57I must feel feelings.
00:59:59I must feel feelings.
01:00:00Oh, hell yeah!
01:00:01That was gorgeous, babe.
01:00:03Oh, nice!
01:00:05No, I don't want to be rude, but who are you?
01:00:07I'm nice.
01:00:09I was sat at the table next to you at the walls and thought you guys seemed more fun.
01:00:12Hi!
01:00:13Hi!
01:00:14Hi!
01:00:14Hi!
01:00:15Hi!
01:00:18Hi!
01:00:22Hi!
01:00:22Hi!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:25Hi!
01:00:25Hi!
01:00:27Hi!
01:00:28Hi!
01:00:29Hi!
01:00:38Hi!
01:00:41Hi!
01:00:41Wow, see you?
01:00:43Hi!'
01:00:43Hi!
01:00:43Hi.
01:00:44Hi, Hi Hi, y'all, thank youuck you so much.
01:00:48Hi!
01:00:48Hiya, hiya.
01:00:49Hiya.
01:00:50Hiya, hiya.
01:01:09I didn't know that.
01:01:11Because it's stupid.
01:01:13You can't see anything.
01:01:15He's dead.
01:01:19Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie.
01:01:22It matters to me if I've hurt you.
01:01:25There's always a reason you can't show up for me, Maggie.
01:01:29If you're referring to what happened last year...
01:01:47I had lithium poisoning.
01:01:51I had too much lithium in my blood because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount.
01:01:55And that's the truth.
01:01:58I was trying really hard to get better when that happened.
01:02:01I still am.
01:02:03It's a lot of work, it's every day, but I am so much better now.
01:02:09You don't seem better.
01:02:10Sorry, Eddie, but you don't know that.
01:02:12You haven't been here.
01:02:14And when you've been here, you've been-
01:02:15Brainwashed by a coin artist?
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:22You must feel...
01:02:25I can't make a better word than insane.
01:02:31You know what that's like?
01:02:33When your reality turns out not to be real.
01:02:37It happened to me.
01:02:39It follows me every day.
01:02:41I try and forget it and...
01:02:43I can't.
01:02:49Call an ambulance, for God's sake!
01:02:51Didn't you know she was out there?
01:02:53God, I-
01:02:53Come on, darling.
01:02:54Did you-
01:02:55You'll be alright.
01:02:57You'll be alright now.
01:02:58Gillian wasn't there.
01:03:01Yes, she was. I called her.
01:03:02No, you didn't.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:07Let's go in there.
01:03:08Yeah, let's go.
01:03:10Okay.
01:03:12Take it.
01:03:13Let's see.
01:03:13Okay.
01:03:15Here you go.
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:22Hi, Gillian. It's Will.
01:03:25Um, can you meet me at Wilmington Hospital?
01:03:28He's never said anything.
01:03:38How do you know that?
01:03:41How do you know what happened?
01:03:44He called me from the hospital while I was at the airport.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:50So you knew before you even left?
01:03:53You knew I'd been poisoned and you didn't even drop me a DM.
01:03:56It's-
01:03:56Is that how much you hate me?
01:03:59I missed your abortion because I was poisoned, but you abandoned me because you wanted to go on holiday.
01:04:05That's not it.
01:04:05Yeah, it kind of seems like it is.
01:04:07I had to go, Maggie. I had to.
01:04:09Why?
01:04:10So you could go and smoke weed with Mind Control Faraday?
01:04:12No, because I was fucked.
01:04:14I was so fucked and I just lost everything and I didn't know how to cope with that.
01:04:18And I couldn't stay here and sit in the mess of it because I'm fucking weak.
01:04:24I'm so weak that instead of dealing with my shit, I found someone who told me they could make it
01:04:28better and I let them tell me what to think.
01:04:30I mean, what the fuck?
01:04:33I know I'm not soft and I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with, but I am.
01:04:41My sad looks very different to your sad, but it's still very real and it still fucking hurts.
01:04:51I'm a mess and a fraud and a loser.
01:04:57You don't want me, Maggie. I can't help you.
01:05:09So, thank you so much for having me.
01:05:12Oh, you're more than welcome.
01:05:13Theodora, can you fetch the microphone?
01:05:16I think now's the time for my amazing grace.
01:05:20Oh, damn. I'm sad to miss that.
01:05:23You know, I thought this was going to be the worst day of my life.
01:05:28And it wasn't.
01:05:31And I think that might be because of you, you know, distracting me with how insanely inappropriate you are.
01:05:37Oh, dear.
01:05:38I'm coming around.
01:05:43All I wish is coming.
01:05:53Anytime.
01:05:55I'm so sorry.
01:05:58I'm so sorry, Maggie.
01:06:25I guess we're both babe.
01:06:28Two pigs are brighter than one anyway.
01:06:39Get behind the bar.
01:06:43I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails.
01:06:45Come on, just dress me, come on.
01:06:48Okay.
01:07:10Hi, could I get a drink?
01:07:13I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover 2,
01:07:15which I inexplicably attended with the ex who told me to go on the Dukan diet.
01:07:19Hey, this doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it?
01:07:28It is, yeah, but please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours.
01:07:38What, we're just gonna start again?
01:07:40No, I mean, we can't.
01:07:44It's done as done, like, I'm a nightmare.
01:07:48You're a nightmare.
01:07:50There's no cure for that.
01:07:53But...
01:07:56We can't decide that we love each other.
01:08:00That we need each other.
01:08:03Move on.
01:08:05Together.
01:08:09Can I move in with you?
01:08:11Of course.
01:08:14And everything will be alright?
01:08:19You're all I have now, Mikey.
01:08:21You're all right.
01:08:32Move on.
01:08:44We're here to attend.
01:08:49Okay.
01:08:50Click here.
01:08:51He is missing.
01:08:51If I had words to make a day for you
01:09:03I'd sing you a morning
01:09:08I got you
01:09:09I would make this day last for all time
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