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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:08I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:14honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here at
00:00:20Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me,
00:00:28and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby.
00:00:37You can't keep ignoring me! Why are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again next
00:00:57time, I run you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be
00:01:03more than just another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh, my God. Did she
00:01:08seriously just say that? Not gonna lie, though. Chris is insanely hot. I'd totally settle for a one-night stand.
00:01:14A typical spoiled jock. Ugh. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was
00:01:23drunk out of my fucking mind, and I still didn't lay finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance.
00:01:29Give our baby a chance, please. Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby.
00:01:38One more lie, and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey, asshole. What's your deal?
00:01:44You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that. Apologize.
00:01:55Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry. Oh, my God. She's so hooked. That
00:02:06locket is, like, super important to Chris.
00:02:08Okay. Now you're really asking for me.
00:02:24He's kind of hot.
00:02:29No, Abigail, wake up. I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to
00:02:36what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:40Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:06You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:10wanted.
00:03:12Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:19Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:23Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:29What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. How old is this sister? I'm
00:03:36not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:38Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:41Yes!
00:03:43Alright.
00:03:47Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:51Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:56Abigail, please, come in, come in.
00:04:01Wait, let me, let me take this for you.
00:04:02Here.
00:04:05Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:04:09I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:13I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be a
00:04:17good father to you too.
00:04:21Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:23And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your
00:04:28brother? He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris! Come down, your sister's here!
00:04:38It's you!
00:04:48You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:51Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip, so this punk
00:04:55here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:04:58You two play nice? Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:07I'm Abigail.
00:05:10How old are you?
00:05:12Seventeen.
00:05:13We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:19I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:22Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework, or...
00:05:24You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:28What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:32life miserable?
00:05:33What else did Dad say?
00:05:34He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:42Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:44Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:49Fine then.
00:05:52You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway.
00:05:55Because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls, then runs away.
00:05:58Watch your fucking mouth.
00:05:59You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:11Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:16him.
00:06:25Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:28I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:33Mike Ra!
00:06:50I-I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:06:57Hey sis!
00:06:59What, you looking for this?
00:07:04I...
00:07:05A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:07You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:11Give it back.
00:07:14You want it back?
00:07:16You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:18I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:21What are the rules?
00:07:23Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:26I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:29Okay. Easy peasy.
00:07:31Rule number two.
00:07:32You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:37Okay. And the third?
00:07:39How about this?
00:07:41You owe me one.
00:07:43Owe you one?
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:52What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:54I didn't say that.
00:08:06I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thigh?
00:08:10It feels so hard.
00:08:12Okay.
00:08:13Don't move.
00:08:16Oh my God!
00:08:20I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:23Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:28Chris, help!
00:08:29How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:31Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:33Her name is Bella.
00:08:34She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:35Thank you very much.
00:08:36If you wanna live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:42Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:45Why should I?
00:08:45She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:47You know what?
00:08:48If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:50Ain't that right?
00:08:53Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:55You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:08:58Whatever, I don't wanna ride from you anyway.
00:09:01God, again with the attitude.
00:09:04Also, one more thing.
00:09:05There's really no bus stops on the street,
00:09:07and Ubers take forever to get here.
00:09:08So, who knows?
00:09:10You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13Ciao.
00:09:16Go over there.
00:09:17Choo!
00:09:32Chris, you asshole!
00:09:40Wait.
00:09:41Isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:43Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:51And that is how you do it.
00:09:57Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:03You must be Abigail, the new transfer student,
00:10:06late on your first day.
00:10:07You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:22Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:26Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:28Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:30What's your name again?
00:10:31Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:32I'm Kylie.
00:10:33Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:36What?
00:10:37No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:38That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:40Oh, please.
00:10:42Pretty please.
00:10:43Give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:44I want to be your friend.
00:10:46Okay then, I guess.
00:10:51You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:52Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:55I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:06Don't go to that party.
00:11:07What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:10Wow!
00:11:11Fine.
00:11:11My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:14Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:26What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:34A fruity bra.
00:11:35I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:41Nope.
00:11:42I need a serious glow up.
00:11:43No more of this childish shit.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:58Okay.
00:11:59That's a good boy.
00:12:01No, these are not toys.
00:12:03These are toys!
00:12:05These are toys!
00:12:06Oh!
00:12:19Oh!
00:12:20Oh no.
00:12:21And the fruity bra to Lacey Dom's.
00:12:23I gotta say, it's quite the lead.
00:12:29Sorry about that.
00:12:30Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:32Nope.
00:12:33Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:35And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:40Oh my god.
00:12:41Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:44No.
00:12:45It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:46I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear, too, while I
00:12:50was at it.
00:12:50That's all.
00:12:52I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:54You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:56Back off.
00:12:57I can be friends with whoever I want.
00:12:59Yeah.
00:13:03A darkEsqueline.
00:13:10D-
00:13:11Feels super weird saying this, but...
00:13:13My sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:17My sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:23I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:13:25I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:29Hey, look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not.
00:13:42This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:50Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:53Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:55Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:13:57Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:13:59I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:01Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:03Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:04You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:11Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:18Hold on.
00:14:21Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:26Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:28Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:34Come on, Kris.
00:14:35Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:37She's your sister.
00:14:45Hey, Kylie, I'm here.
00:14:53Hey, Abigail.
00:14:55What brings you here?
00:14:57Ew, that dress screams, clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:02But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:06Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:09Aw, you must have misunderstood me.
00:15:11But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:13Is this for me?
00:15:15Let's have a look.
00:15:21Juice?
00:15:22What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:24If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:29It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:33No, don't go.
00:15:35You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:37Yes.
00:15:42Yes.
00:15:43Yes.
00:15:45Yes.
00:15:51I don't understand.
00:15:52I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:54Why would you do this to me?
00:15:55Friends?
00:15:56With you?
00:15:57My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:02Oh, I get it now.
00:16:04You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:09Hey, guys.
00:16:10Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:12She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:16Aw, I'll say cheese.
00:16:18Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:19Kylie, stop.
00:16:20Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:23Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:47Get off me.
00:16:48Leave me alone.
00:16:50Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:04Chris was right.
00:17:05You're the worst.
00:17:06I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:08Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:13Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:15Let's be real.
00:17:16You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:19That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:23You slut!
00:17:25You're actually delusional.
00:17:26And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:29Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:32Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:33How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:40Let go of me!
00:17:45This doesn't feel right.
00:17:47I gotta go find her.
00:17:49Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:51Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:54Let go of me!
00:17:58Please let go!
00:18:00I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:01Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:03Enough bitching!
00:18:05Come on, guys.
00:18:06She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:24My dress!
00:18:25It's too heavy!
00:18:26I'm sinking!
00:18:28Look at you, laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:39Help me!
00:18:40Somebody help me!
00:18:42Aw, cryo you want.
00:18:45This is my house.
00:18:46No one's coming to see you.
00:18:51Oh my god, look at her.
00:18:53This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:18:57Abigail!
00:18:57You're so good.
00:19:16Hold it.
00:19:27Chris.
00:19:28I'm sorry I'm late.
00:19:29Are you alright?
00:19:36Chris, you were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:38Fun, huh?
00:19:45How about now?
00:19:46You still having fun?
00:19:48What the fuck?
00:19:55Phone's in the pool now.
00:20:01She's mine.
00:20:03You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:06Come on, let's go.
00:20:07Let's go.
00:20:25Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:28Your dress is soaked.
00:20:29We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:30Hey.
00:20:32Hey, Abigail.
00:20:34Wake up.
00:20:36Don't feel good.
00:20:37She's so drunk.
00:20:39Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:42Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:44Okay?
00:20:52Chris?
00:20:54Yeah?
00:20:55Did you say something?
00:21:07Abigail?
00:21:08Uncle Beth, I mean, Dad.
00:21:11Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:14Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:16Mm-hmm.
00:21:17I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:19Mm-mm.
00:21:23Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:24Is something wrong?
00:21:31Abigail!
00:21:49Stay calm.
00:21:50She's your sister.
00:21:51You don't feel anything.
00:21:54Chris, are you hot, too?
00:21:56Oh, my God.
00:21:57She's so drunk.
00:21:58And hot.
00:22:04Don't.
00:22:05It's really hot in here.
00:22:06Let me help you cool down.
00:22:10Oh, help me.
00:22:18Shh.
00:22:19Don't.
00:22:38I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:48Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:52And, are you hard?
00:22:56What is wrong with me?
00:22:57Why do I want my sister?
00:23:00Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:02Look, you're right.
00:23:03Kylie's the worst.
00:23:05I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:06Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:08It was kind of sweet.
00:23:10Stop this.
00:23:11You can't want this.
00:23:12You can't.
00:23:13She's your sister.
00:23:40God, what am I doing?
00:23:42Kissing my sister?
00:23:43Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:56Chris.
00:24:11I'll have you.
00:24:25Oh, Chris.
00:24:28Oh, Chris.
00:24:30Oh, Chris.
00:24:32Yes.
00:24:34Yes.
00:24:41Oh, my God.
00:24:43How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:25:07Careful.
00:25:23Oh shit, why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:35Hey, get back here. Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet. Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:46Eat up, kiddo. There's plenty to go around.
00:26:18You're so odd.
00:26:24What? Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:28Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:30Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:34Fuck, stay cool, stay cool. Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:37Ah, no. I meant Bella. She must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:45Hey, we're gonna be late. We gotta go.
00:26:47Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:57Remember rule number one?
00:26:59Yep. Total strangers. Got it.
00:27:03Good.
00:27:14What the fuck?
00:27:21Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car? What the fuck?
00:27:25She's never driven any girl to school, like ever.
00:27:28Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:30As if. She's probably just not a dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:33God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:36Ah!
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39Ah!
00:28:02Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl? Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to
00:28:06school.
00:28:06Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright? Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:13Alright ladies, in the pool first. Boys, warm up.
00:28:38Hey, stop. Seriously. Oops. Sorry. It's just so crowded in here, you know? Totally an accident.
00:29:00Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:06Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:09Okay ladies, that's time. Boys, you're up.
00:29:16Oh no! I think we're missing someone.
00:29:19Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:25Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:27Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:34Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:36No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:39Don't worry girly, we'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:43She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:45What a fucking slut.
00:29:47Can you please give it back?
00:29:49Uh oh, you're too far away.
00:29:51I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:29:53I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:29:56Hey boy!
00:29:58Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:02Any volunteers?
00:30:06Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:08What?
00:30:09You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:11Wow Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:13All the guys are gonna see her tits.
00:30:15We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:17Let's help her out then.
00:30:19Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:21That's so going viral!
00:30:27Holy shit!
00:30:29What are these?
00:30:30Double Ds?
00:30:31Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:34What should I do?
00:30:38Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:41They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:48God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:50Oh Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:30:56Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:22Yao!
00:31:28Oh...
00:31:37What?
00:31:49Everyone turn around now
00:31:58You're safe
00:32:03Again
00:32:04Wait Chris
00:32:05Don't get me wrong
00:32:07I really didn't know it was hers
00:32:08I just wanted to help
00:32:11You and you
00:32:12You touch her again
00:32:13I'll make sure you regret it
00:32:34I think there's something wrong with me
00:32:37No one's ever made me feel like this before
00:32:39But she's my sister
00:32:42God I'm such a sick freak
00:32:46He saved me
00:32:48Again
00:32:48No one's ever cared about me like that
00:32:51Does Chris like me?
00:32:53Even just a little?
00:32:56I need to see him
00:32:57I need to think him properly
00:33:04Hey ask what's up dude
00:33:05I wanted to ask
00:33:06Are you an Abigail like a thing?
00:33:11Great
00:33:11Now everyone's catching on
00:33:13Look bro I know you
00:33:15And you don't get involved in other people's shit like this
00:33:17Not ever
00:33:20Abigail's my sister dude
00:33:22You happy now?
00:33:23For real?
00:33:24Nice
00:33:24I was worried you had a crush on her or something
00:33:27Abigail's totally my type man
00:33:29She's super cute
00:33:31She has an insane body
00:33:33She's not fake like those other girls
00:33:35Bro you're tripping
00:33:37Abigail she's got a shitty personality
00:33:39And her body's mid as fuck
00:33:40She's got a flat chest
00:33:42Flat ass
00:33:42Sprunny chicken legs
00:33:44Dude you can do better than her
00:33:48Abigail what were you thinking?
00:33:49He only helped you
00:33:51Cause you're like a sister to him
00:33:56I was holding back
00:33:57But now that I know she's just your sister
00:33:59I'm totally gonna go for her man
00:34:02Well good luck with that man
00:34:03Alright see you later
00:34:05See ya
00:34:18Dude
00:34:20What the hell are you doing here?
00:34:21I'm here to see Abigail
00:34:23No no no no
00:34:24Dude you can't just show up to someone's house and invite it
00:34:27Get out
00:34:30Get out
00:34:33Get out dude
00:34:36Hey
00:34:43What are you guys doing?
00:34:52Abigail
00:34:54Want to go to the movies?
00:34:55Just me and you?
00:35:00No Abigail
00:35:01Don't go
00:35:08Bro you're tripping
00:35:10Abigail she's got a shitty personality
00:35:12And her body's mid as fuck
00:35:15Chris Lawrence
00:35:16Just watch
00:35:17I'm way more charming than you think
00:35:19Sounds fun
00:35:20I'm down
00:35:21Just
00:35:24Just give me some time to get ready
00:35:26Take all the time you need
00:35:37Abigail
00:35:38What are you doing in here?
00:35:40I have to change
00:35:40Get out
00:35:41You can't go on a date with Oscar
00:35:44Why not?
00:35:50Because
00:35:52Because Oscar is too good for you
00:35:55Are you serious?
00:35:56You were unreal
00:35:57You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend
00:36:00Get out
00:36:01I may not have the perfect body
00:36:03But don't think
00:36:04Not even for a second
00:36:05That I'm not good enough
00:36:06Because I am
00:36:07I know I am
00:36:07Get out
00:36:08That's not
00:36:09That's not what I meant
00:36:10I said get out
00:36:15Damn it
00:36:16Why did I say that?
00:36:17God if I don't tell someone my feelings soon
00:36:19I swear I'm gonna explode
00:36:21But how the fuck am I supposed to say
00:36:23That I like my baby sister
00:36:26Shit
00:36:26I should apologize to her
00:36:32I agree of
00:36:35Imagine how he's better
00:36:36I wrote
00:36:37It's not
00:36:37I'm not
00:36:37I'm not
00:36:46I was
00:36:46I CHAVE
00:36:58L
00:36:58Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:01I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:03Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:07Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:11Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk. He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:15You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:17Like with me.
00:37:18I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:26Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:28Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:31Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:38Fuck!
00:37:39Fuck!
00:37:39Fuck!
00:38:00Hmm.
00:38:02Hmm.
00:38:19You like the movie?
00:38:23You like the...
00:38:42Don't mind him.
00:38:44Have some more popcorn.
00:39:05What the fuck?
00:39:07I'm sorry man, my hands lit.
00:39:11Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:16Jeez, I'm a mess.
00:39:19Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:22That's okay.
00:39:23I still had a nice time.
00:39:32What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:34What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:39Hey, you got something right there.
00:39:43Did I get it?
00:39:45No, not quite.
00:39:46Hold on.
00:39:49What the fuck?
00:40:01No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:02This is whack.
00:40:03Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:08I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:18Does she actually like him?
00:40:28Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:35You're really cute.
00:41:00Why?
00:41:01Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:07I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm gonna head home.
00:41:15You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:19That only makes me want you more.
00:41:24Morning, son.
00:41:25Morning.
00:41:26And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:28We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:32What did you say?
00:41:34Gross, Chris.
00:41:35Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:36What did you say?
00:41:37You said her parents died?
00:41:38What do you mean?
00:41:39Aren't you her parents?
00:41:40You said she was my sister.
00:41:41Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:43No, no, Dad.
00:41:44I'm being serious.
00:41:46Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:50Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:52No, of course not.
00:41:54Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:41:56He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:01Oh, I knew it.
00:42:03God, I knew it.
00:42:05I'm not a freak.
00:42:09Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:12Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:14Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:16So, who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:21When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:31Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:33God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:36She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:38Fucking perfect.
00:42:40Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:45Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:47I, um, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:01My question was, what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:05Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:09Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:15Still an asshole.
00:43:19What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:28Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:31I'm telling Dad you're a big fat boy.
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:43:35Evie Everett is back.
00:43:37Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:39Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:41Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:43The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:45Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:46Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:43:51He stuck to her, like, glue.
00:43:53Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:43:56She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:43:58Isn't she awesome?
00:44:00She sounds incredible.
00:44:24Evie's back.
00:44:25Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:40Oh, my God.
00:44:40They're so cute.
00:44:42Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:44So, she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:47Oh, she's flawless.
00:44:48I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:44:52See?
00:44:53That's Evie.
00:44:54The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:44:56She's everything that you're not.
00:44:58Hey, guys.
00:45:00Look what we have here.
00:45:04It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:09Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:11You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:13But I still want you so bad.
00:45:18You're stubborn, you're annoying, but your smile's my undoing.
00:45:22I think I really like you.
00:45:26You kept me up last night thinking about that kiss.
00:45:29I'd give you my first time and let you show me, please.
00:45:34Stop it.
00:45:34Give it back.
00:45:35Oh, my God.
00:45:35Give it back to me.
00:45:36Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:39No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:41Go on.
00:45:42Tell us.
00:45:43Who exactly are you going to lose it to?
00:45:46Who exactly are you planning to give it to?
00:45:49Give it back to me.
00:45:54Kylie, cut it out.
00:45:57Wow, Abigail.
00:45:58Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:00Miss Goodie Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:04No, no.
00:46:05It's not what you think.
00:46:07Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:08Share with the class.
00:46:12Who is that letter for?
00:46:14Oscar or Chris?
00:46:19Is Abigail's love letter?
00:46:21For me?
00:46:23The letter is...
00:46:25Speak up!
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:46:27Was I right?
00:46:28You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:31Tell everyone.
00:46:32Tell Oscar.
00:46:34Who's Chris to you?
00:46:41I'm the one who...
00:46:42Chris is my brother!
00:46:51Chris is my brother.
00:46:54And this letter is for Oscar.
00:46:59Really?
00:47:01Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:08Fuck!
00:47:09I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:16I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:21Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:28I wanna go home.
00:47:29I wanna go home.
00:47:30It's okay.
00:47:31I'll get you home.
00:47:34Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:45Hey, Abigail.
00:47:46You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:47:49Is it true?
00:47:51I...
00:47:51Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:47:53I'll say it again.
00:47:55I like you.
00:47:58I just need you to say it.
00:48:01Do you like me too?
00:48:05I...
00:48:06I...
00:48:06I...
00:48:14I...
00:48:15my brother...
00:48:15he...
00:48:16he doesn't have an umbrella.
00:48:17So I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:17I should probably go home.
00:48:19It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:21Get home safe, okay?
00:48:32are you crazy it's storming out here why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:36the rain didn't stop you from floating with oscar he was just walking me home okay that's all that's
00:48:42all please everyone knows you guys like each other i mean didn't you write on those love poems
00:48:49aren't you obsessed with them why are you so difficult let's just go inside and we can talk
00:48:54about it okay we can go inside if you agree to my third rule what rule number one in public
00:49:03we're complete strangers i can't have anyone knowing we live under the same roof no way okay
00:49:08easy peasy rule number two you stay at least three feet away from me at all times
00:49:16rule number three no more oscar you're mine
00:49:32that was my first kiss
00:49:40technically not your first what do you mean never mind abigail i want you
00:50:16chris
00:50:19maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:22no no don't worry he's gone on a fishing trip he's not gonna be back
00:50:37chris i
00:50:43chris i i i i don't know how
00:50:50it's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:06i want you to feel me
00:51:18god he's so hard
00:51:23sorry did i do something wrong
00:51:26did i do something wrong
00:51:28you're doing amazing
00:51:38now let me return the favor
00:51:42wait maybe maybe we shouldn't
00:51:44it's okay
00:51:46you can trust me
00:51:48am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:51:51my adopted brother
00:52:03look at me
00:52:15kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:19chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:24chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:26chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:27chris i'm just uh just exercising
00:52:30exercise
00:52:32oh god please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:37oh shit what am i gonna do
00:52:39what no no no i would never
00:52:41dad come on you gotta believe me you're my dad
00:52:44yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:52:48what's this
00:52:53what's this
00:52:56uh it's uh napkin
00:52:58napkin
00:52:58napkin yeah i was um
00:53:00i was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch
00:53:02i know i'm not supposed to do that uh what happened again
00:53:09oh dad
00:53:10i think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:13i think you should you should go shower abigail's gonna be home any second
00:53:16really i stink
00:53:17yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:21yeah all right
00:53:27i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:34look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:37isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:39i mean is it he's your dad too and
00:53:42shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:44i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:53:49chris do you actually like me
00:53:55chris do you actually like me
00:53:58because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make it official
00:54:02so what's with the 180
00:54:04abigail
00:54:05i gotta be honest
00:54:06up until recently i thought
00:54:10i thought you were my real sister
00:54:12like my blood sister
00:54:15what
00:54:16oh my god
00:54:18chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:23oh my god you are silly
00:54:25you are so silly
00:54:26all right
00:54:27okay okay
00:54:28i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:32idiot
00:54:33a lovable idiot
00:54:38that's my girl
00:54:40what you're looking at
00:54:43ah nothing
00:54:44listen chris
00:54:45i need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:54:49you and abigail aren't having
00:54:52what
00:54:52what are you what are you talking about
00:54:54listen
00:54:55abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:54:57it was literally his dying wish
00:55:00as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:03what's that supposed to mean
00:55:04what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:06no you're not
00:55:07i mean you get into fights
00:55:08you
00:55:09you sneak into clubs
00:55:10you were suspended last semester
00:55:12abigail's on her way to harvard
00:55:13she's out of your league son
00:55:32what's wrong
00:55:33what if someone sees us
00:55:34what's wrong with that
00:55:35what what am i not
00:55:36do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:37what no of course not
00:55:39it's just
00:55:40yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:55:47you're right
00:55:47you're right
00:55:48i'm sorry
00:55:49i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:00see evie
00:56:01i was right
00:56:02you're not actually siblings
00:56:04i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:06since when did he have a sister
00:56:08maybe they're just like really close
00:56:10it's honestly refreshing
00:56:12seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:15abigail is it
00:56:16you think you can steal my man
00:56:19and get away with it
00:56:20not a goddamn chance
00:56:26i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:37oh my necklace
00:56:42that locket
00:56:48oh this
00:56:51two years ago
00:56:52right before i left for england
00:56:53chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:56:55look
00:56:56it even has a picture of us in it
00:57:00see
00:57:01he said they're a matching pair
00:57:03just like us
00:57:04and that he would wear it every day
00:57:06and that i should too
00:57:07so that way every time i look at it
00:57:09i'll think of him
00:57:09he said that way
00:57:11everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:14love
00:57:15love you forever
00:57:16i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:20but i can tell he really means it
00:57:22and you're his sister right
00:57:24you know how he is
00:57:35oh abigail
00:57:36you are dumber than i thought
00:57:38a basic bitch like you
00:57:39could never take chris away from me
00:57:44it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:46he would wear it every day
00:57:48and that i should too
00:57:49so that way every time i look at it
00:57:51i'll think of him
00:57:52no
00:57:54no it's fine
00:57:55chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:02oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:06what a joke
00:58:07just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:09what are you talking about
00:58:12you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:14we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:17wanna know what you are to him
00:58:19you're a bet
00:58:21a bet
00:58:28yep
00:58:29ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie
00:58:32he's hated your guts
00:58:33you really think he likes you
00:58:35chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:37chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:40he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:58:46oh look
00:58:46you're so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:58:49yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:58:52chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:04tell me the truth
00:59:05did you make a bet about me
00:59:07you found out
00:59:11listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:16answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for
00:59:19are you gonna love them forever and ever right right
00:59:24yeah yeah but it's okay i've heard enough
00:59:27i hate you chris
00:59:32dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:34you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:37everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to
00:59:41improve your grades
00:59:42so i told them we have a bet
00:59:45look i'll go apologize to abigail all right
00:59:48that's on me
00:59:49he said i want you to help me get settled in
00:59:52you know with me being new here and all
00:59:54i don't know where anything is
00:59:56don't worry bro i got this
00:59:58plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:02you're family
01:00:04that's what family is for
01:00:10chris is such an asshole
01:00:12a total fucking jerk
01:00:15i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:16what am i gonna do
01:00:22it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:25so you knew about it too
01:00:27yeah
01:00:28sorry
01:00:31we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:34it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:37you don't have to apologize
01:00:38it's okay abigail
01:00:40this will be the last time you cry
01:00:43ever
01:00:46damn
01:00:47i thought you had this big crush on me
01:00:49you know i still have the love letters to prove it
01:00:52you know
01:00:52i was just caught off guard
01:00:57abigail will you forgive me
01:00:58we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:01oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:05i lied to you
01:01:07chris is not my real brother
01:01:09his father just adopted me last month
01:01:11that's why we've been living together
01:01:15i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:16so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:19he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:21he wants her to be his girl
01:01:25wow that's
01:01:27a surprise
01:01:30so um
01:01:32why tell me now
01:01:33i'm sorry oscar
01:01:35thank you for liking me
01:01:37i just
01:01:38i have feelings for someone else
01:01:45ah
01:01:47so for someone else
01:01:50well he hurt you
01:01:51didn't he
01:01:52you know
01:01:55i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:01:58is to find someone new
01:02:01abigail
01:02:01i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:04maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:05that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:08who knows
01:02:08you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:11i know that's selfish but
01:02:13god
01:02:14i wanna give myself one more chin
01:02:20what the fuck are you doing
01:02:28what are you doing
01:02:29getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:31what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:32oh great it's you
01:02:34what do you want
01:02:34tell me
01:02:36who is oscar to you
01:02:38oscar is my crush
01:02:39he's the guy that i like
01:02:41i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:42what about me
01:02:44what about us
01:02:45bro chris you gotta calm down
01:02:46dude fuck off
01:02:48what are you so pissed off for
01:02:50okay so
01:02:51we messed around
01:02:52we had some fun
01:02:53so what
01:02:54messing around
01:02:55that's all that was to you
01:02:56yeah duh
01:02:57oscar can actually keep up with me
01:02:59do you think i would choose you
01:03:01a loser who cuts classes to pick fights
01:03:03tell me honestly
01:03:05do you actually mean that
01:03:06of course i do
01:03:10chris
01:03:12well fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:15eves
01:03:15i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:22chris
01:03:23let's go shopping later
01:03:24i need new ballet slippers
01:03:26and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:28sure
01:03:29yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:31let's go
01:03:36why am i so sad
01:03:37why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:41so this someone
01:03:43it's chris isn't it
01:03:44nope
01:03:45i absolutely cannot stand him
01:03:49i mean it
01:03:49i hate chris
01:03:50yeah yeah sure
01:03:52got it
01:03:53well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:03:57dinner's on me
01:03:57you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:00not at all
01:04:01i kind of like the rush of it
01:04:12try this
01:04:14sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:16okay
01:04:23oh wow
01:04:24you guys here on a date
01:04:26mind if we join
01:04:27you're my guest
01:04:45you're my guest
01:04:57oh
01:04:58yeah my big bro
01:05:00he loves to spoil me
01:05:02doesn't he
01:05:09let go
01:05:10what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:14here
01:05:15let's get you some steak
01:05:19say ah
01:05:21open wide
01:05:23there you go
01:05:25say ah
01:05:26oh
01:05:27nice
01:05:33i sure do love my steak
01:05:35well let's get you another bite then
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38that's enough chris
01:05:40aw chris has always been so playful am i right
01:05:42he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:05:46honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:05:52i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he used me
01:06:04are you full
01:06:06if you're done let's go home
01:06:08hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:11you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:15oscar
01:06:17didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:19you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:22abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:25so trust me i'd know let's go home
01:06:31let's go home
01:06:32no thank you
01:06:33i think that you should take evie on a really sweet day and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for
01:06:38the night
01:06:39i said let's go home
01:06:41chris you're scaring abigail
01:06:43come on oscar let's go
01:06:49well just me at home the night eve's uh want to come over
01:06:52of course
01:07:07abigail you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:09don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and soak
01:07:12i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:15your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:19you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:24bottoms up
01:07:25come on
01:07:26this is fun
01:07:27but we uh we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:29the cops show up we're busted
01:07:33fuck
01:07:34cops here we gotta go
01:07:41oscar
01:07:46wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:07:54that's a taste
01:07:56do you want to try
01:08:00fuck fuck fuck
01:08:02god please what is happening
01:08:05get out of the car
01:08:07why
01:08:07i have to go look for abigail
01:08:10chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:14come on let's have some fun
01:08:16oh cut the act already
01:08:18we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:20and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:24i don't know i
01:08:25i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:28she is not my sister
01:08:33now get out
01:08:43and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:08:45i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:08:49so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:08:52if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth
01:08:56in front of everyone
01:09:01fuck
01:09:04oscar
01:09:04two miners right here
01:09:07stop right there
01:09:10shit
01:09:11i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:13she'll freeze my cart
01:09:15she'll confiscate my car
01:09:20oscar wait
01:09:25i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:32abigail
01:09:38damn brad
01:09:40come on let's go
01:09:41come on let's go
01:09:41go right here
01:09:44and go go go go
01:09:46oh let it go
01:09:48let go
01:09:51run run run
01:09:52go go
01:10:13we must have gone in here
01:10:14let's go
01:10:33why did you show up at the club
01:10:34i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:36hey
01:10:37you pushed me away first
01:10:38you don't get to play the victim now
01:10:42damn it abs
01:10:43i just
01:10:44i can't stay mad at you
01:10:56it's so cramped in here
01:10:58why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:04oh
01:11:05oh thanks
01:11:06i'm gonna stop
01:11:10okay wait
01:11:11so what about you and oscar
01:11:12didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:14he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:16wait wait
01:11:17what
01:11:18sorry come again
01:11:19i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:22okay happy
01:11:23uh no actually not at all
01:11:26explain
01:11:26chris you're committed to loving evie forever
01:11:29so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:33loving evie
01:11:35when did i ever say that
01:11:37the locket
01:11:38the necklace
01:11:39that's for couples
01:11:40it's supposed to symbolize
01:11:42eternal love
01:11:43or whatever
01:11:43right
01:11:44it's proof that you love evie
01:11:46this
01:11:55it's not
01:11:56it's not evie
01:11:57nope
01:11:58so that's
01:11:59my mom
01:12:01she's beautiful
01:12:02so you're telling me
01:12:03this mess was
01:12:04all because of this necklace
01:12:06no
01:12:07that's not it
01:12:07because you bet all of your buddies
01:12:09that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:10within three months
01:12:11so
01:12:11of course i don't believe
01:12:12that you actually like me
01:12:13i never said the bet
01:12:14was about making you fall for me
01:12:16the bet
01:12:16what
01:12:17what was it about
01:12:19it was about us getting into harvard
01:12:21i bet oscar that
01:12:22i would get into harvard over you
01:12:25harvard
01:12:30fake dating my best friend
01:12:32to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:34now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:36i think it's time
01:12:39you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:12:41and what punishment would that be
01:12:44chris what are you doing
01:12:46let me down
01:12:47the more you fight it
01:12:48the worse it's gonna be
01:12:52what are you doing
01:12:55punishing you
01:13:10don't do that again
01:13:13using another guy to make me jealous
01:13:14i can't stand it
01:13:15you're mine
01:13:16abs
01:13:17no one else's
01:13:19okay
01:13:20i'm yours
01:13:35you're playing with fire
01:13:39don't hold back
01:13:40i can handle anything you give me
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:14:05don't hold back
01:14:09i can't handle anything you tell me
01:14:33You taste even better than last.
01:14:40Be careful.
01:14:42You might get addicted.
01:15:02Good morning, princess.
01:15:03Good morning.
01:15:06Chris, remember you can't sleep in today. You've got to...
01:15:09What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:15I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you.
01:15:19It's my fault. If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me. I'm the one who fell
01:15:22for Chris first.
01:15:23You like Chris?
01:15:26Yes. I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend.
01:15:29Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian? I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than
01:15:35that...
01:15:36That face is good enough for me.
01:15:38I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own.
01:15:41In a year, you're going to be at Harvard. You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and
01:15:45can give you the kind of life you deserve.
01:15:47Seriously, Dad? I can give Abigail the life she deserves. She's made me change my ways. I'm setting goals and
01:15:53I'm working hard to meet them.
01:15:54I think I'm going to get into Harvard now. I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend.
01:16:02Jesus Christ, this can't be happening.
01:16:04Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris. There are billions of people out
01:16:09there, but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family.
01:16:13Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him? The guy who really loves me for who
01:16:18I am.
01:16:20All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape. And if you don't get
01:16:23into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail.
01:16:28Goddamn, Dad. You can't just cut your son a little slack here.
01:16:37So, you fell for me first, huh? That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother.
01:16:45Maybe I fell for you first, but you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be
01:16:49together.
01:16:50Fine. I guess I'm a little obsessed.
01:16:53I can't wait to see the look on Dad's face when we go off to Harvard together.
01:16:58From high school seniors to senior retirement homes, Chris stayed by my side every step of the way.
01:17:05We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife, started a beautiful family together, and every single day, I fall in
01:17:13love with him all over again.
01:17:20From Bandit, come on.
01:17:20From behind us, the picture of David Paul.
01:17:20At the exact same time, Easton was for many of us in townοΏ½ werd fij governini.
01:17:21Yeah, we're
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