The Audacity S01E03 (2026)
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00:26Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:37Dr. Gary.
00:39Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:40So I have test results.
00:41I'm preliminary.
00:42You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:45but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:46Just give it to me straight.
00:47Where am I on the sector?
00:48What's my score?
00:50Well, according to these tests,
00:52you are actually completely typical.
00:54Typical?
00:55That sounds like a slur.
00:57Nope.
00:57Uh, it just means that you are not neurodivergent.
01:01That can't be possible.
01:02I think different.
01:03Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
01:08You know, actually, according to this test,
01:11as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
01:16you are a highly empathetic person.
01:17What?
01:18Suck my dick I'm empathetic.
01:20No, I'm sorry.
01:21You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
01:24Okay, in layman's terms, you're normal.
01:27I am sorry.
01:29No, you're normal.
01:30I'm fucking exceptional.
01:31Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
01:35No, no.
01:37Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
01:40I am an apex predator.
01:42I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
01:44And how qualified are you?
01:46Anyway, Gary.
01:46Yeah, well, you work with kids.
01:48What's up with that?
01:49What's with all the kids, Gary?
01:50Huh?
01:50That's weird.
01:52I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
01:57Right.
01:58Fruit.
02:00Yeah.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03What?
02:04Are you serious?
02:08Duncan, there's wildfires.
02:10They're not far from Napa.
02:13Duncan?
02:14Duncan?
02:15Dad!
02:16Dad!
02:16Dad!
02:19Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
02:31Actually, you're highly empathetic.
02:46You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
02:48If this is an emergency, call 911.
02:50Otherwise, leave a message.
02:53Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
02:56The legend himself.
02:57I feel like King Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
03:01Oh, my gosh.
03:02All I need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent's sake, and I am
03:06invincible.
03:08You prepare me well, Joanne.
03:10It is Duncan Park signing off.
03:16Who's that?
03:17Oh, um, that's Linus Poe.
03:20You know his music?
03:21No, the guy on the phone.
03:23Oh.
03:23No one.
03:24Client.
03:26Do you ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
03:30Maybe dangerous?
03:32No, honey, no.
03:33Not my clientele.
03:35Is it because they're rich?
03:37Well, because you have to be fairly stable mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
03:45I don't think that's true, you know, historically speaking.
03:49That was Linus Poe.
03:51Sadly, the Ohio Balladier died today at age 74.
03:54Oh, no.
03:56Are you okay?
03:58Yeah, sorry.
03:59It's just Linus Poe.
04:00He got me through high school.
04:02And so much.
04:02Damn it.
04:03Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:07Dad loves him, too, so...
04:09I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
04:20I'm just going to sleep.
04:23Thanks.
04:27Can I...
04:28Here.
04:29Come on.
04:33Carl Bardo.
04:36Duncan Park.
04:38Hypernosis.
04:40Big fan.
04:41Super huge.
04:42You know, hugest.
04:43It's titanic.
04:45Uncomfortably huge.
04:46Might mind if I sit.
04:51Your manifesto.
04:54Bardoff's law.
04:55That was super important to me.
04:57You know.
04:59In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
05:03The ultimate hockey stick.
05:05Yeah, you're on my Mount Rushmore call.
05:08Tell you that.
05:10But you're not stone.
05:11You are flesh.
05:12And I bet...
05:13I bet you're not done.
05:14Not even close.
05:19So me?
05:20I?
05:20Yeah.
05:22I co-founded Fafa.com.
05:25Fafa.
05:26You've...
05:26You've heard of it?
05:28Nope.
05:30F-A...
05:31H-F-A dot com.
05:34Yeah.
05:34It was huge.
05:35In 2009 early.
05:37But it doesn't matter.
05:38My latest enterprise.
05:40Hypernosis.
05:42I mean, data analytics.
05:43Great.
05:44Great.
05:45I'll go.
05:45The thing is...
05:48Cupertino wants us.
05:50Yeah.
05:51We're an acquisition talk.
05:53I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
05:55So I'm not talking out of school.
05:57But I...
05:58I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
06:01I mean, you know what it's like there.
06:04Golden handcuffs.
06:04You get it.
06:05So I was thinking...
06:06If I could find a private placement investor.
06:09Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
06:13And here you are.
06:15I mean...
06:16So I gotta ask.
06:18Like, how about us?
06:19And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
06:23Double rainbow.
06:24I mean...
06:24With a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
06:34What the fuck?
06:38The fuck is wrong?
06:40Oh my God!
07:10Zero day since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
07:12Oh, who did you stab?
07:15This discount CEO comes to my heart and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
07:21So...
07:22You stabbed him?
07:23It was with a fork.
07:25He's...
07:25He's fine.
07:26But I'm not.
07:27All that work we did wasted.
07:29Everything we accomplished, you said...
07:32Okay.
07:32Throw it out the window!
07:33Yes.
07:34Okay.
07:34Okay, Carl.
07:35That's okay.
07:36We...
07:36We can discuss all of it in session.
07:39Right now, I have to...
07:42Yeah, okay.
07:42Boundaries, you're right.
07:43And just after mine were crossed, too.
07:45It's okay.
07:47Uh, how about Thursday at noon?
07:50You gotta...
07:50You gotta believe it, Joanne.
07:51This guy, he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy
07:55eyes.
07:56But you can't.
07:57Because you're not supposed to.
07:58I get it.
07:59And not your fault, Carl.
08:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
08:02Some people deserve maybe not stabbing, but a real definitive...
08:08I'm sorry.
08:08I have to take this.
08:10What?
08:11Do you know where Orson is?
08:12Oh, Ethan.
08:13Yeah, he's at school.
08:14Well, I was worried about the fire...
08:16Yes, we will work through all of it in session on Thursday.
08:20Okay.
08:21Hello?
08:22Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
08:23Well, I called the school, and he's not there.
08:26He's not even registered, Joanne.
08:27What is going on?
08:29He's there.
08:30I see him on my tracker.
08:32Jesus.
08:32I don't understand.
08:33Well, you got some bad info, Ethan.
08:35But of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
08:38Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions, open yourself up to the possibility that most
08:43things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups.
08:45They build up like coral reefs or dung beetle nests.
08:49That's my boy.
08:50Dung beetle?
08:51I have no idea what you're talking about right now, but our son is not a dung beetle.
08:56What?
08:56I said that he's not a dung beetle.
08:58He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
09:03What?
09:11Stabbed with borg.
09:13Tetanus shot.
09:14Question mark.
09:19Oh God.
09:20Oh God.
09:22Boom.
09:22Boom!
09:24Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
09:27Ointment?
09:28Yes.
09:28Ointment.
09:29Duncan, what happened?
09:30What's it look like?
09:31What's it look like?
09:32Uh, I couldn't say.
09:34A rodent?
09:35Twin rodents?
09:39Hey, Captain.
09:41Big news.
09:42Cabinet level.
09:44Come in a visit.
09:45We just talked to Sekva.
09:48Great.
09:48What's a Sekva?
09:49Uh, the secretary of the VA.
09:51She's going to be in town this week, so...
09:53Yeah, and we've been working with your CTO, Harper.
09:57Turns out your Ganodon gizmo...
10:00I have Ganodon.
10:01Same tech, right?
10:03Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
10:07Huge.
10:08Wow.
10:08I mean, really a godsend.
10:10And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
10:14Oh.
10:15What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
10:17Lucky, wait a minute, please.
10:19Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
10:21I really would, but I have deals to chase.
10:23Deals.
10:25Deals that are real deals.
10:27Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
10:29Government money, right?
10:30It doesn't flow.
10:31But there are workarounds.
10:33Got the first aid gifts.
10:34Yeah?
10:34Fast tracks, huh?
10:36And Sekva can help with that.
10:38She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
10:43To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers,
10:46we're going to need to hire to get you that pile of data.
10:49Okay, maybe we should simplify everything.
10:51The data?
10:52How fast?
10:53How fast?
10:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:55With her sign off, matter of weeks.
10:56Okay, thank you, thank you, mother.
10:59Yeah?
11:01You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
11:03Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back.
11:06That's the only willing partner, right?
11:08Okay.
11:09Wow.
11:09Oh.
11:11Yeah.
11:14Here's what I'm thinking.
11:17Barbecue.
11:20Okay.
11:20A Texas BBQ.
11:23We red, white, and blew the shit out.
11:25You know, a pig on a friggin' spit.
11:27A whole hawk.
11:28We put it on the roof.
11:30We get VIPs, a DJ, and your...
11:32Sekva.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Sekva.
11:34Yes.
11:34Sure, sure.
11:36Hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract.
11:38So we have to be cognizant.
11:39There's regulations.
11:41I'm throwing the party.
11:43I'm buying the pig.
11:44I'll take it kosher.
11:44Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
11:46Make your secretary feel like a boss.
11:49Lucky, get us a hog.
11:50Yeah.
11:50You got it.
11:51Great.
11:52Great meeting, guys.
11:53I'm throwing the party, right?
11:54I'll throw the horn, okay?
11:55Get on the phone now.
11:56Okay, we're having a party.
12:21What a douche.
12:26Orson Barak Stern.
12:33Mom.
12:35See?
12:35I told you he was here.
12:37What are you doing here?
12:38What are you doing here?
12:41What were you watching?
12:43What were you watching, Orson?
12:47Naked people.
12:49And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
12:55Okay, why did nobody here call me?
12:57He's not even enrolled.
12:59We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
13:03Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
13:07On scholarship.
13:08You could, at the very least, keep track of him.
13:10I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with his
13:15homework...
13:15Okay, who are you?
13:16I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident?
13:21Well, that...
13:22That was an emergency.
13:23I am a psychologist, and I had a patient in crisis.
13:28I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him, he's not our
13:35responsibility.
13:36He's yours.
13:37You know what?
13:37It's fine.
13:38We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
13:42And that means you can enroll him when?
13:44We're on it.
13:45We're on it.
13:46Okay, we're on it.
13:47And we will get you sorted.
13:52I am going to kill your father.
13:56Okay, Orson, let's go.
13:59I gotta...
14:00Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
14:03No, I can't.
14:04I'm so tired of this.
14:06It's...
14:06It's...
14:06It's intolerable.
14:08Yeah, try being me!
14:15Oh my God, Duncan.
14:18What are you doing?
14:19Looking for something to avoid scars.
14:21That's for wrinkles.
14:23Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
14:25I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
14:29Not a cost, of course.
14:31Can you say retardant anymore?
14:33We have insurance.
14:34But this is our house.
14:35It's a house.
14:36We have...
14:37We have other houses.
14:39Oh, okay.
14:39You're just absent all sentimentality.
14:42Yeah, I think so.
14:45Remember our song at our wedding?
14:47Remember what that was?
14:48Yes, you do.
14:49Linus Poe.
14:50And one of them.
14:51He died.
14:54Today.
15:02Are you, uh...
15:04Didn't even ask me what happened?
15:05You got stabbed with a fork.
15:08Yes, I did.
15:10But do you even want to know why?
15:13Sure they had a reason.
15:14Don't look so...
15:25I don't care.
15:30But I don't think so much...
15:32Well...
15:38Erivar.
15:46What's going on?
15:49Nothing!
16:05Goodbye.
16:06Goodbye.
16:13Honey, how's it going in there?
16:15I really don't want to see another doctor.
16:17Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
16:20I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
16:23Woman, actually.
16:24She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
16:29Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
16:32I...
16:33You...
16:34So...
16:34You just...
16:35You poop in the hat.
16:37I don't want to poop in the hat.
16:40I'm sorry.
16:41Let me...
16:41Let me just get rid of this man.
16:44Please, Orson, please.
16:45Just poop in the hat.
16:47And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
16:49Like, I mean it.
16:50I mean not even water.
16:51Ow!
16:52This house!
16:53What?
16:54I can't talk.
16:55I'm in the middle of a family...
16:58What spider?
16:59Like, I'm the spider.
17:01I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
17:03I think it's a sign.
17:04Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
17:06Okay, grow up.
17:07Move on.
17:08Not taking no for an answer is...
17:10Sometimes the answer really is no.
17:11If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
17:14Go down swinging.
17:15But why go down at all?
17:16Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
17:18Go, enjoy your life.
17:19I don't know.
17:19Play pickleball.
17:20Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
17:23Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
17:26Pickleball.
17:27Yeah, very clever.
17:28I hear your words behind your words.
17:30There are no words behind my words.
17:34I...
17:40Goddamn.
17:41Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
17:46All right, little spawn Satan.
17:50Respect.
17:57You're the man.
17:59You're the man.
18:08Hi.
18:09Can I come in?
18:11We can talk, yeah?
18:14Oh, God.
18:15Get off me.
18:18We are authorized.
18:20You're filming this?
18:21Protect.
18:21He's dead.
18:22He stabbed me.
18:24He's okay.
18:25Okay.
18:25I can't.
18:26I can't.
18:27Oh, God.
18:29You assholes.
18:31Are you laughing?
18:32Are you laughing?
18:33You can't kill me.
18:35You can't kill me.
18:37You can't kill me.
18:38You?
18:57I can't kill you.
19:05You're not.
19:06You can't kill me.
19:07I don't know.
19:11Oh, your face.
19:12Do you need some ice?
19:13Yeah, floating in vodka.
19:14Four fingers.
19:15And more bunting.
19:16A lot more bunting.
19:16More, yep.
19:29Hey.
19:30There you are.
19:32We got our problems.
19:33Secfa's plane is still circling.
19:36It's delayed an hour, at least.
19:40It's beautiful and awful, yeah?
19:43This guy's the same color above the oil fields.
19:46Same smell.
19:47It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
19:50Charred flesh.
19:52You smell that?
19:54It's bacon.
19:56Pig flesh.
19:57Are you getting triggered?
20:00I know how to ride it out.
20:01I've had 30 years of practice.
20:03Ruffrey, how we doing?
20:04How's it going?
20:05How's it looking, huh?
20:06Enough bunting?
20:07Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
20:10You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
20:12I think it's the right amount.
20:14Great, great.
20:14I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting greeting Secfa,
20:19and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say,
20:21how am I a hero of two heroes?
20:22You know, being a successful guy.
20:24Helping, helping.
20:25Sure, sure.
20:26Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
20:28Because of the smoke.
20:30No.
20:31Where's the know-how?
20:32I mean, blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
20:36I don't know.
20:37Just do it.
20:37Hey.
20:39What happened to your face?
20:41What happened to your face?
20:42Just get her.
20:43Just get her.
20:43Hoo-ha.
20:44Do it.
20:46America.
20:49Don't ask people to dance, okay?
20:50No one's going to want to dance.
20:51Just, you'll look stupid.
20:52Wasn't going to.
20:53Yeah, and keep it classy.
20:54Nothing French.
20:56The caterers are not happy.
20:57Who is?
20:58They're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
21:01Tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
21:05You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
21:09You know, right?
21:09You don't see that on the menu every day.
21:11I've never seen it.
21:12Go!
21:13Great.
21:13Okay.
21:14Okay.
21:16She's landing.
21:17Oh, yes, yes.
21:18Okay, good.
21:19What kind of music does Sequoia like?
21:20We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
21:24She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
21:25I actually, you know.
21:27Oh, uh, don't.
21:28Uh, flag on the play.
21:30Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
21:36delay, she can't make it to both.
21:38So she's choosing one that's not mine?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Yeah.
21:43Just let me show you, man.
21:44You have to be.
21:47Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
21:50It's, uh, it's Spookle.
21:53They, they do our social media stuff, and...
21:55You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
21:58I, you know, bigger...
22:00Listen, just open it.
22:02I don't care.
22:02Duncan.
22:02Duncan.
22:03Maybe if you called her, that would...
22:05I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
22:07Spookle!
22:09Spookle!
22:10I should...
22:12The guests are starting to...
22:13Yeah, tell them to go home.
22:14It's done.
22:14It's over.
22:15It's over.
22:15Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
22:17Unplug it.
22:18It's done.
22:18Party's over.
22:19Party's over.
22:19Put everything down.
22:20Party is over.
22:21Do not take photos.
22:23Party's fucking done.
22:35Big blind.
22:43Needed to lock in sick pot, Tom.
22:46Pack her.
22:47Hijack her to a black side.
22:48And won't report the bitchy to...
22:49I promise one drink and one go.
22:54Oh, look who it is.
22:55The architect of my bloody government contract.
23:00Hi, Martin.
23:01Hi, Duncan.
23:02Oh, Nena.
23:03I forgot I invited you.
23:07Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
23:10Thanks.
23:25What happened?
23:27Oh, this investor recruitment.
23:32A heart now, I take it.
23:34Yep.
23:35Nobody wants Dunkey.
23:37Not you, not your VA.
23:41Sorry.
23:43There were circumstances.
23:45Jesus, can't go any lower.
23:46Where it's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
23:50The deal's not dead.
23:55God, Martin's weird.
23:59Aren't we all?
24:07Where's Lily?
24:10Obsessively watching news over the fire.
24:13Yeah.
24:14Then she knew you were going to be here.
24:16Yeah.
24:17If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
24:22Such a waste, though.
24:25Serving a sentence without committing a crime.
24:31This is where the engineers work.
24:34Messy.
24:36If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign of?
24:41Einstein.
24:42Very good, Sander.
24:45Hey, let's go talk to him.
25:00Are you all right?
25:02Do you need...
25:03I don't know.
25:06Water?
25:07Or...
25:08Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
25:11Sorry.
25:13My...
25:15It's...
25:16His name is Alexander.
25:19He's a friend.
25:21Are you with the...
25:22It was the VA.
25:24That's right.
25:25I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
25:28First Gulf.
25:30I see.
25:30Did you kill anyone?
25:32Sander.
25:33The hell is this?
25:34Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
25:38Is that thing recording me?
25:40It's not recording.
25:41It's learning.
25:44You're teaching him about war.
25:47Is that all right?
25:49Would you like to talk to him?
25:52Nah, I don't like his face.
25:55It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
26:00cry aloud for blood.
26:02More vengeance.
26:04More desolation.
26:06War is hell.
26:10General Sherman.
26:12What's your name, soldier?
26:15Tom.
26:22Do you want to sit down?
26:29I'm just not doing something, right?
26:35For the life of me, I...
26:38I don't know what it is.
26:41Just...
26:44You're Duncan, bloody Mark.
26:46I know.
26:48You're not perfect.
26:50You're impossible to ignore.
26:54That counts for that.
27:00Go home.
27:02Get some rest.
27:03You look a balling.
27:04It's pronounced appealing.
27:07Both.
27:08At the same time.
27:11I'm gonna go find Martin.
27:14Who?
27:14Martin.
27:15I know.
27:33Can I help you?
27:36Hmm?
27:36No, I'm good.
27:37I'm just conducting an experiment.
27:41Is that a therapy bot?
27:43Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
27:46His name is Alexander.
27:48He's AGI.
27:50Bullshit.
27:51That's years away.
27:53He has his own thoughts.
27:55Sounds difficult.
27:56On feelings.
27:57Been raising him.
27:58Curating his intake.
27:59With great care and affection.
28:04Martin, can we go?
28:10What are we looking at?
28:13Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
28:21Hey, gosh.
28:22Hey, Anushka, have you seen Tom?
28:27What's happening?
28:29Your friend is the first real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
28:38Fuck years.
28:40People are spinning.
28:43Oh, no, no.
28:44You have to take a step in the morning.
28:45You have to take a step in the morning.
28:48Oh, no.
28:50Oh, no.
28:52Oh, no.
28:53Oh, no.
28:53Oh, no.
28:54Oh, no.
28:54Oh, no.
28:54Oh, no.
28:55Oh, no.
28:56Oh, no.
29:08Did you do it?
29:11No.
29:13What is it?
29:15You poop all the time.
29:16You're always pooping.
29:17But all of a sudden, you can't?
29:20It doesn't work like that.
29:22I...
29:22Sometimes I just...
29:24No, I get...
29:26Uh, maybe...
29:28Go for a walk.
29:29Get things moving.
29:30You could take the dog.
29:33What?
29:36But if your dad asked you to, he'd poop.
29:38Oh, my gosh.
29:38Please just leave.
29:39Oh, my gosh.
29:40Watch your attitude.
29:42I don't like it.
29:43Oh, my gosh.
29:44Don't, ah.
29:52Oh, my gosh.
30:01Eh.
30:11That's fine.
30:22I've been thinking.
30:25Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
30:30Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
30:32Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are, easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
30:37Exactly.
30:40Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom.
30:45Huge, Martin.
30:48Bravo.
30:49I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
30:55I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague.
31:03Truth be told.
31:05Well, we actually made better.
31:08Did we spread knowledge?
31:10No.
31:12People used to occasionally agree on truth.
31:17Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
31:23Please.
31:25Absolutely blew it on climate.
31:28Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
31:32And have we made the lives of our children better?
31:36Provably, no.
31:37We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
31:40Huzzah for us.
31:46But you've...
31:48You've actually done something that might be different.
31:53The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
32:01I was just wondering if I should finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
32:04All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
32:11Xander is...
32:13He's my thing.
32:15No, I...
32:15Martin.
32:16I know.
32:19You're the creator.
32:21And it could be something we can do together.
32:26In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jelly bean had delusions of grandeur.
32:32And then in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on the toddler's chew toy.
32:37I...
32:38You remember?
32:44No?
32:46I do.
32:48I do.
33:10No.
33:13No.
33:15Duncan!
33:17Duncan, the house is gone.
33:19Hmm?
33:19Early this morning, they had to abandon it.
33:21It's...
33:22Oh, my God, it's all gone.
33:32We'll build a new one.
33:34I don't want a new one.
33:37Well, you can't have what's gone.
33:40So.
33:42Thanks.
33:44So much.
33:47Very comforting.
33:50House we got married, and what did you do?
33:52What did you do there, Lily, huh?
33:54You ate some pruned Danish?
33:56Is that...
33:57Are you being...
33:59Okay, are you being serious?
34:01Yes.
34:03Yes.
34:03Yes, I am.
34:05Okay.
34:06I'm very serious.
34:07It wasn't at the house.
34:10Despite our arrangement.
34:11It's just your idea, by the way.
34:13I wouldn't do that.
34:14Where was it, then?
34:15I told you...
34:15I told you to lock back!
34:17Oh, like a pig, right?
34:19Great, great.
34:20Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
34:22You are disgusting!
34:23Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
34:24And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
34:34That house was ours!
34:37It was ours!
34:39What's up?
34:42I heard the news.
34:45I'm so sorry.
34:51I'm so sorry.
34:53Thank you, sweetheart.
34:58Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
35:02Okay.
35:10Come on!
35:13Headphones.
35:15Lily wins.
35:16Everyone wins with headphones.
35:19You love his music.
35:21This was our first concert.
35:23What is wrong with you?
35:24Seriously.
35:25He's a sad cowboy.
35:26Goth shit.
35:28He's sad.
35:29Seth!
35:32What?
35:33There was a spider.
35:36Get up.
35:37Out!
35:38Out!
35:55We're going to give him a twilight set I did for his trip.
35:58Okay.
35:58Might make him a little loopy.
36:01What if I say something?
36:03Like what?
36:04I don't know.
36:05Um, something that I know, that I, maybe you don't know, I know.
36:11Oh, sweetie.
36:12I'll, I'll plug my ears.
36:16Oh, yeah, here's the, um, here.
36:22Samples are handled by the lab tech, not a lab tech.
36:26Oh, okay, so where do I?
36:27In the lab.
36:28Just a couple more and we're done.
36:30First pavilion east, one building over.
36:32You better get it there.
36:33Like, go to lunch at 12.
36:34Past that, we'll have to collect another one.
36:36Oh, yeah, and you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
36:40Okay.
36:41I will take the sample.
36:44I, um, oh, just call me, okay?
36:46If you're feeling...
36:46You rushed me out without my phone.
36:48Oh, right.
36:49Here, have mine.
36:51Just call me if you're feeling...
36:53I'll have your phone.
36:54Right, okay.
36:55Um, well, I'll be right back.
36:57So just watch a show or something.
36:59Don't buy anything.
37:01I love you.
37:19Where's my mom?
37:20She's not here, buddy.
37:32What?
37:38Ten, ten, nine, eight, seven, six.
38:00Uh, where the hell's 1582?
38:04Hey.
38:08Where's 1582?
38:27Oh, my God.
38:32Please.
38:33Please.
38:33I got lost.
38:35Please.
38:41Look, I've been the rules for you.
38:43You're going to tell someone.
38:44Then I got to do it for everyone.
38:45Look, I...
38:46You went to school to help people, right?
38:49So did I.
38:50And elbows deep in other people's shit is not how you thought it would go.
38:53I really get it.
38:56But you can help me.
38:59A person.
39:00And it's my son's excrement.
39:01And so, so, two people.
39:05It's rules.
39:09Yeah.
39:11Rules.
39:25Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
39:27It's nasty out there.
39:35Yes.
39:58Hey, bud.
39:59Little woozy.
40:00Give me a thumbs up.
40:06Well, stay down.
40:07Can't hurt if you don't remember.
40:28Yeah.
40:30Joanne.
40:30Mm-hmm.
40:33Jesus, Jojo.
40:34This, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
40:37I, I lost, um, a friend.
40:42Kind of.
40:43Kind of.
40:43Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
40:48Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
40:51And it has been a disaster.
40:53Like, he hates me.
40:54I, I, I don't even know why.
40:56Because you are a bad man.
40:59I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man.
41:05Is this Orwell?
41:07No one likes you.
41:11Not even you.
41:14I like me.
41:16I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
41:18Did she tell you that?
41:20Yes, her.
41:22Arrivederci, douchey-douchey.
41:34How the hell with this?
41:36Hey!
41:42You would not believe what I have just been through.
41:47Okay.
41:50Oh, my God.
41:51You're all done.
41:52Let's go home.
41:54You must be starving.
41:56Oh, my God.
41:57So, first, that bitchy nurse.
42:04Is that ramen?
42:07Mm-hmm.
42:07Oh, I love ramen.
42:10You remembered.
42:13Dad never gets it for me.
42:15Oh.
42:16Thanks, Mom.
42:18You're the best.
42:22What'd they put in those meds of yours?
42:24Oh, yeah.
42:25That stuff was great.
42:27Yeah.
42:28Well, enjoy the ride.
42:29No refills.
42:30How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
42:40Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
42:45I, um, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
42:51It's...
42:51Damn it.
42:53Oh, it's okay.
42:54No regrets.
42:56I was right where I was supposed to be.
43:00Hello?
43:02Yeah.
43:03Yeah.
43:05So fast.
43:11Well, that can't be.
43:16That's not possible.
43:20Are you sure?
43:24Yeah.
43:26No.
43:30Yes, I will.
43:31I will follow up.
43:38That was the lab.
43:45Say it.
43:48Say what you did.
43:52Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
43:57You gave me dog shit.
44:01I'm sorry.
44:02Why?
44:05Why?
44:10I have a big fan.
44:12I will.
44:12I have to.
44:21I don't remember.
44:23I'll be here.
44:24No.
44:24No.
44:24No.
44:26No.
44:27No.
44:27No.
44:28No.
44:28No.
44:28No.
44:29No.
44:40What do you want, Duncan?
44:43What are you talking about?
44:47His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
44:54Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
44:56And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
45:00Was that your intention?
45:03I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
45:10tenable.
45:10You needed to see that.
45:11You wanted him to humiliate me?
45:14You despise me that much.
45:17You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
45:20No.
45:21No, I offered you a partnership.
45:24Are you hearing yourself?
45:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
45:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
45:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
45:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy, Thunderdome.
45:42You threatened my livelihood.
45:44I was right.
45:45I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
45:46A fool?
45:47A fool?
45:51Oh, no.
45:54You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
45:57A lottery.
45:58That's how you got a college roommate.
46:00That's how you got Hamish.
46:02The actual genius.
46:04So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
46:11My God, you're mean.
46:14Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
46:16Okay.
46:17Fine.
46:18You want to turn me in?
46:19Turn me in.
46:20I will lose my license, yes.
46:22But then, you know what goes right out the window?
46:26Doctor-patient confidentiality.
46:29You're afraid of humiliation?
46:30I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
46:35And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
46:40What?
46:40Why?
46:41Why are you doing this?
46:42Give it up, Duncan.
46:43The world doesn't revolve around you.
46:45It never did.
46:46And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
46:51Fine.
46:52I'm on my own.
46:53Yeah, I am.
46:56Always was.
46:58Always will be.
47:00Yes.
47:01Great, great, great.
47:03You know what, Joanne?
47:04I can work with that.
47:06Yep.
47:07Stay tuned.
47:31God damn it, you're ugly.
47:42Hey.
47:45No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
47:49I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
47:55Is that bothering you, Carl?
47:56Yes.
47:57What do you want me to do?
47:59Pour that coffee in as well, please.
48:01Oh, my God.
48:02He's kidding.
48:03He's kidding.
48:03We're old friends.
48:05I crawled out.
48:08I crawled out.
48:08He, I, is that, it's a Linus phone.
48:14They were playing him everywhere.
48:16Hon, can you just turn this off?
48:20Huh?
48:24You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper, almost as much as you, Carl.
48:31We, uh, threw this big tits out, blowout party, and I wanted Linus to play.
48:36So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
48:40So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
48:47bitch couldn't be bought.
48:50And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
48:54And Linus Boat came to my house, my own backyard, and played three songs, then walked off stage,
49:00flashed me the bird, double-barreled, in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
49:08And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
49:14Huh.
49:15Well, it messed me up.
49:18For a while.
49:20And then I, uh,
49:24I finally went to therapy.
49:27Yeah.
49:28Not afraid to admit it.
49:30And I realized, you know what?
49:32He wasn't giving me the finger.
49:34He was giving himself the finger.
49:36Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him,
49:39because he never, he never made another record after that.
49:42I broke him.
49:46Most people are weak.
49:47But not you, Carl.
49:49Not you.
49:50No.
49:51No, you're not.
49:52You can't tolerate bullshit.
49:54Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
49:57And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
50:00If I sell to them, to Cupertino,
50:02my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Post.
50:05A loser who can be bought off.
50:09It's you.
50:09You.
50:10Not them.
50:11Not Cupertino.
50:12You.
50:12I mean you.
50:14And I'm so sure of it.
50:177% stake.
50:1810% below market value.
50:21And I get 300 million capital infusion.
50:25Market credibility.
50:27And someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom into my ear.
50:32We're not just mining data, Carl.
50:36We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
50:40And what happens after that?
50:42It's changed.
50:42Changed.
50:43Every single person.
50:45What they want.
50:46What they think.
50:47What people believe.
50:56Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
50:57What they want.
51:15Oh! Oh, my God!
51:19You!
51:20You!
51:36Robotunes, make me a song of triumph
51:38in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
51:53The earth swung low, the sky split in two,
51:57but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
52:01They said, you can win, and he whispered, we'll see.
52:05When the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees,
52:10Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed,
52:13just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
52:18And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
52:24Carl Bardoff is coming!
52:26He's one of us!
52:30What?
52:31You were at Harvard.
52:32I never went to Harvard.
52:33You were with Duncan Park.
52:35What were you two up to?
52:36I'm heading back into the game, so thank you.
52:39Alvin died.
52:40The landlord?
52:41I don't want to lose our home.
52:43Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
52:46Ah!
52:47Shut up!
52:52What a douche.
52:55Forcing for Rock Stern.
53:00Mom?
53:01What were you watching?
53:02Naked people.
53:05In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
53:09Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
53:12No, I can't.
53:13Orson has IBS.
53:15He's got difficulty with his stomach.
53:17It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
53:21It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
53:25So there's a need for parental guidance here.
53:29Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, and she shows that by sort of corralling
53:35him to a Stanford doctor.
53:38You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
53:42her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
53:45It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
53:51Samples are handled by the lab tech.
53:52You better get it there, let go to lunch at 12.
53:55It's another instance of someone's hubris, Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem,
54:01confronting and colliding with reality.
54:05There's a firestorm going on outside, there's wildfires, the air is terrible, and she's going
54:10to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
54:13And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital, and it's, I think, a moment
54:19where we really feel for Joanne.
54:21And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
54:26sample.
54:27Yes!
54:28To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
54:31You would not believe what I have just been through.
54:39You do it with this, is that good enough?
54:41Because I need blood on this fork.
54:43In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being
54:50stabbed by him.
54:51Because with a forward-facing data analytics out there.
54:59And then eventually bagging him.
55:00And it's all about relentlessness.
55:03And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly
55:09in his sink.
55:10A spider could talk.
55:17He would say to me, go down swinging.
55:19Well, why go down at all?
55:20Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
55:22Go, enjoy your life.
55:23I don't know, play pickleball.
55:24Yeah, very clever.
55:25I hear your words behind your words.
55:27There are no words behind my words.
55:29And ultimately learns the value of, you can't kill me, and never stop coming back.
55:35And that's what he does with Bardolph.
55:37I need you.
55:39And I'm so sure of it.
55:42Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
55:45In the end, he wins.
55:49One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
55:55Yes!
55:56Yes!
55:58Oh, my God!
55:59Oh, my God!
55:59Oh, my God!
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