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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make her watch a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:30Hi!
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hailey.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that'll clean goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29It means to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Hell no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49If your liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:47Okay.
00:10:07I'll get you I just fond of mine.
00:10:08Let's go now.
00:10:08Let's go now.
00:10:08Fire.
00:10:08Fire.
00:10:09Fire.
00:10:17you're helping me
00:10:18I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:28excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32that is shocking
00:10:33yeah, actually
00:10:35and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me
00:10:38flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42funny
00:10:44okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48fine by me
00:10:51oh, and um
00:10:54of all the purple brawl, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:58not in my type, but
00:11:00you know, power theory, or whatever
00:11:01would you just get out of here?
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward
00:11:24just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30oh my god
00:11:32here goes nothing
00:11:41still, no response?
00:11:42don't freak out
00:11:43he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:49why?
00:11:50you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:57did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00got it
00:12:03what are you doing?
00:12:17oh my god
00:12:19oh my god
00:12:34dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what?
00:12:36yeah
00:12:39what?
00:12:40what?
00:12:44what?
00:12:44what?
00:12:45what?
00:12:45what?
00:12:51come on
00:12:53let's say these boobs are photoshopped
00:12:57stop
00:12:57delete it
00:12:58please
00:13:10Oh my brave knight
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just
00:13:27go
00:13:27ahead and go full nude Jen no no no no no no Jen stop
00:13:50my school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:14:09hey you okay give that to me
00:14:20now give the phone back Jen what the hell call I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:35your
00:14:35phone I'm exposed what else is fake about you and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:40why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46anyone's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with
00:14:50me you hear me hey Cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:15:00I just need
00:15:01to be alone hey Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did I get
00:15:13butterflies when
00:15:13he looked at me today don't stay up too late honey love you mom wait mom
00:15:27do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56tough day huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:03noted is that all the whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag I'm just trying to bring a
00:16:07little hope to my family and keep my scholarship oh I'm really proud of you and then there's this
00:16:14guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory it's so confusing
00:16:21sounds like you're into this guy sounds like you're into this guy no I'm not into this guy I like
00:16:27you
00:16:27only you I really liked your photo by the way you did are you gonna reciprocate I was thinking we'd
00:16:39be
00:16:39better if we met in person that sounds amazing when with about after school at the balcony I'll bring
00:16:46you I'm about to meet my boyfriend stop thinking about Cole
00:17:18call me father I heard about you harassing Jen at school today defending that nobody Haley girl
00:17:24he's not a nobody dad are those for her
00:17:32what the fuck
00:17:35what the fuck I know what Haley is Cole her mother works as a maid at my office that whole
00:17:42family is
00:17:43trash stay away from her what if I say no stay away from Haley Cole or I'll fire her mother
00:17:51what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable
00:17:54I'm almost 18 soon I'll have my inheritance I hate to make Haley wait but she can't know who I
00:18:00am
00:18:01before I make sure her family is safe you're sick it's called watching out for your future
00:18:14oh hi I am Haley yes so nice to meet you
00:18:20god I'd give anything just to hear her say my name but the moment she knows I lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers you're so nice
00:18:36guacamole wizard
00:18:38fail
00:18:42guacamole wizard
00:18:42ew
00:18:45you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:47pathetic
00:18:49maybe he's married or maybe he's fat and maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:01oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:08eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:24so you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:34oh and by the way
00:19:36Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37because after all he's rich
00:19:40like me
00:19:44I'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah I'm nothing like you
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58Cole we were kidding
00:20:00it's ketchup
00:20:01pick
00:20:01that bloody thing up
00:20:06take her you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:20so I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what I say
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:38got it?
00:20:38yeah
00:20:39let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at?
00:20:45got it?
00:20:46let's go
00:20:55uh thank you
00:20:57wow
00:20:59never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09were
00:21:09you waiting on someone?
00:21:11yeah
00:21:11my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25Cole are you being nice to me?
00:21:28you thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:33am I that annoying?
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings Cole Edna's?
00:21:40because it's not gonna work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55he
00:21:56he
00:21:56he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand it though
00:22:04you wouldn't understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12does he
00:22:14let you touch him like this?
00:22:25if you keep staring I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52are you a little slow in the game too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:10I love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind
00:23:15and he loves me for who I am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me
00:23:21than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait, it couldn't be
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42there's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51got done getting waxed
00:23:54champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was I thinking?
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:19really?
00:24:20really?
00:24:20are you okay?
00:24:21you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who?
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28no, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine, if you say so
00:24:35so
00:24:36are we going to prom together?
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:04you
00:25:06no, me
00:25:07why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it?
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm not a bit curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36what is he trying to do?
00:25:38it's none of your business
00:25:39but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know
00:25:59I don't know
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall I say victim?
00:26:06are you jealous of me?
00:26:07me?
00:26:08jealous?
00:26:09no, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10oh because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really?
00:26:24Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29okay
00:26:29sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:35maybe trust me to do
00:26:37we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12why don't you regret it?
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if we want
00:27:32and I've been wanting back a lot more than you've had
00:27:35so you want me?
00:27:40I think you know much I want you
00:27:45do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here?
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay?
00:28:07oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:10I think so
00:28:10it was great
00:28:11nice
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20what didn't happen?
00:28:22hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey Jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28relax I'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:30car accident?
00:28:31guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh?
00:28:51are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53do I know you?
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06he was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10I can't take this anymore
00:29:12Cole
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys?
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:31hey
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right?
00:29:38how did you know that?
00:29:40tough day huh?
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be Cole
00:29:47could he?
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you honestly get out of here bro?
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here Cole?
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:17right?
00:30:17tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:19and we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake it would take me forever
00:30:22to find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:33maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38hey
00:30:40what if I told you
00:30:41that I have an internship opportunity
00:30:42for you with my dad
00:30:43wait seriously?
00:30:44yeah
00:30:45just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:51alright you have the rest of the period
00:30:53to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions
00:30:55I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought guacamole wizard
00:30:59would feel more like Cole
00:31:01but if he's really Jake
00:31:03then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him?
00:31:10why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14maybe maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that?
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god
00:31:30is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44hey Lee someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01too cheesy?
00:32:02no
00:32:03it's cute
00:32:04the accident
00:32:05the mozzarela sticks
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think?
00:32:12you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20hey can we not?
00:32:24hey can we not?
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh
00:32:38that's weak shit?
00:32:39is this weak shit?
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait I can't
00:33:00Colt put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off
00:33:22fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much
00:33:24Colt?
00:33:25you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:31like
00:33:31say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom
00:33:34i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you want to go to prom
00:33:40with me
00:33:41jen
00:33:41you want to go to prom
00:33:43with me
00:33:44we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business
00:33:48like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this
00:33:55col admins
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message corcomole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:07what should we wear to prom
00:34:09and the danes list
00:34:19um i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see your own school okay
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:27i'll see you later
00:34:34i'll see you later
00:34:56hey
00:34:57i don't know if you're going to do care
00:35:00hell yeah
00:35:00i don't put a prom a jake
00:35:19i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do? How do you know I like mozzarella sticks? That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch. The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to college.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Um, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21Alright, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:53Hey, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:02Oh, shit!
00:37:05Oh, shit, look, oh!
00:37:07Oh, shit.
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:17Oh, my God!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:22Oh!
00:37:25Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:42Oh my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Hailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school, don't be late.
00:38:07What are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know,
00:38:33father, that asshole,
00:38:34every time he looks at you,
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:23Oops.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jet.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:36I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:04Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:54What's going on?
00:42:56I can't believe it.
00:42:59Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah, valley whore.
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:59Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd set the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:58Hey!
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:50All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:54Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:57Just do it, just do it.
00:47:01You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:15Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore.
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:52Valley Whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess.
00:49:17Pervy princess.
00:49:19Pervy princess.
00:49:20Pervy princess.
00:49:21Pervy princess.
00:49:23Hey.
00:49:24Let's get perv.
00:49:25It's a night.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:30We set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:21Are you him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:28Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you too.
00:50:40This whole time.
00:50:44Oh my God.
00:50:45I am such an idiot.
00:50:47Haley, wait.
00:50:52Haley, wait.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jackets.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously.
00:51:05The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10Now what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:13What are you?
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Haley, I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41I'm a servant.
00:51:42So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13Haley, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:20I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:28I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley.
00:52:40Fuck this.
00:52:42That's me.
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, you're not dad's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:12I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:16So I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Goodness new.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:22Okay.
00:53:23Okay.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:39Want to go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these love birds together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:52And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:17My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:52Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:08Stick me in your car.
00:55:15I'm a wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:32Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:42It's you.
00:55:44I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:56I got my hair in this.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot.
00:56:43I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:08You're hot, man.
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, uh,
00:57:17one of those things I said we could do.
00:57:20You know,
00:57:21I don't.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25I'll take my clothes off.
00:57:27Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:31I'm so beyond you.
00:57:33Just beyond me.
00:57:36I'm so beyond you.
00:57:39I'm so beyond you.
00:57:43Just beyond me.
00:57:50Okay, so,
00:57:52what do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10.
00:57:54No.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56What do again?
00:57:57I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:03All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh,
00:58:06I'll take that as a win.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:16Oh, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:22No, I'll just,
00:58:22I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:27No, I'll stop it.
00:58:31Um,
00:58:32same.
00:58:34Is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:38I don't know.
00:58:40But the real question is,
00:58:42do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would have asked you earlier,
00:58:49but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Wait here.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds,
00:59:06and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:08Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me,
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:36Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:39Cole,
00:59:39are you here?
00:59:41Cole,
00:59:42are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:45you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:48I see you, Cole.
00:59:48You are a big pro.
01:00:06Hey, uh,
01:00:08you almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:18I'm ready.
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:32My God,
01:00:32Haley,
01:00:32you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:39I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up
01:00:42for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:47I do.
01:00:50Thank you all
01:00:51for using the prom voting site
01:00:53to cast your votes.
01:00:55I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:03Jen Longfellow.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like,
01:01:14who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just
01:01:18the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27It was fun.
01:01:28It's great.
01:01:29You got it.
01:01:34Hey, uh...
01:01:35Most time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:40Hell yeah.
01:01:44Literally, what the fuck?
01:01:46Damn.
01:01:47Language.
01:01:48I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little
01:01:50pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:52Everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:56Pervy princess.
01:02:01Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts
01:02:06between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds
01:02:08fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month
01:02:11is essential
01:02:12to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:15If I can't have him,
01:02:17no one can.
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy
01:02:20Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You exploited me
01:02:32for a hacking job
01:02:33and didn't think
01:02:34I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit.
01:02:37You know, Jen,
01:02:39as the principal,
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain
01:02:41impartial
01:02:42and above all
01:02:44of this petty drama.
01:02:46But,
01:02:47quite frankly,
01:02:48you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think
01:02:51it's time
01:02:52that you are expelled
01:02:53from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that!
01:02:56I'm the principal,
01:02:57so, uh,
01:02:58yes, I can.
01:03:00Oh!
01:03:04Oh!
01:03:05Oh, my God!
01:03:08There was no internship!
01:03:10You lied to me!
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:13Oh, my God!
01:03:16Oh!
01:03:17Get her!
01:03:18Haley,
01:03:18catch.
01:03:23Oh, my princess
01:03:25finally has her crown.
01:03:27Now all I need
01:03:28is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer
01:03:33is a Bowie knight
01:03:34with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor.
01:03:38Oof.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no.
01:03:47That's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:51right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me
01:03:54for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man
01:04:00that's worthy
01:04:01of the family last name.
01:04:02Yet,
01:04:03you can't see
01:04:04I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Haley.
01:04:08And you can accept that
01:04:09or I'll make my own path.
01:04:11And best believe me,
01:04:11I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15It's the most backbone
01:04:16I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy prime.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I kind of done
01:04:32with all you being by my son.
01:04:35That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't
01:04:37slayed a dragon before,
01:04:39though, so...
01:04:41I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God,
01:04:45I gotta change that username.
01:04:46Yeah, I do.
01:04:47Yeah.
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