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00:00:01El Padre de la Guerra del África
00:00:03Healer Goddess, hear my plea
00:00:04Please save my child
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis
00:00:42¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:30¡Sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:38I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48I'll fix you right up.
00:01:54See?
00:01:54Good is the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo.
00:02:00Let's go.
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:02:16Please.
00:02:17My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already 100 years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment,
00:03:11so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable
00:03:18when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:24I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45That you can barely feed yourself?
00:03:47The downfall of humanity.
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:53Jesus, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God
00:03:57because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains
00:04:08and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother,
00:04:31he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:33Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:49What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist,
00:05:02and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world,
00:05:57but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods,
00:06:05and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him,
00:06:10there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond,
00:06:27and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world,
00:06:54whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:56will get her five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad,
00:07:18she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God,
00:07:28the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested,
00:07:41dirty thing
00:07:42is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:56but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:17on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her
00:08:23would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar
00:08:26trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:28when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out,
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:49trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:51and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later
00:08:56if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right.
00:08:59I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you,
00:09:02if you fail,
00:09:03I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:05mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay
00:09:13your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:18I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me
00:09:21when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you,
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:35My brother is a war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:37from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:49would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
00:09:54to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce
00:10:00of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:03were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you
00:10:46everything that's medically wrong
00:10:47with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in
00:10:50for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:55has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called
00:10:59endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that
00:11:02just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:10right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-
00:11:15What?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:33is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum
00:11:38where you came from
00:11:39if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:11:45what is the point of doctors
00:11:47who have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out
00:12:00a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:12:02one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing
00:12:05as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course, none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those
00:12:15with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one,
00:12:19a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:21But lucky for you all,
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:30if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor
00:12:43to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:12:51coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing
00:12:54if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my God.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats
00:13:03want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all should grow
00:13:06parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way,
00:13:09that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:12What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:15and I'm about to walk
00:13:16all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him,
00:13:24we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend
00:13:29to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives
00:13:35than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate
00:13:38to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie,
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been
00:14:05in a vegetative state
00:14:06for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me
00:14:13because you're scared
00:14:13I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not,
00:14:16if you save my son,
00:14:17I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander,
00:14:29my heir,
00:14:29marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this
00:14:31for the money
00:14:32or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe
00:14:34in helping good people
00:14:35and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:14:39at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad
00:14:47that she just wants a bath
00:14:48to wash the homeless stench
00:14:49off of her.
00:14:50Firstly,
00:14:51this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly,
00:14:54even if you drown yourself
00:14:56in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid
00:14:58of your own
00:14:58ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life
00:15:07at stake here
00:15:08and you're standing
00:15:09in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle
00:15:11of doctor
00:15:12when you're only
00:15:12capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting
00:15:15in my way
00:15:16or I promise you,
00:15:18you will be bubbling
00:15:18at the mouth
00:15:19very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see
00:15:21real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong
00:15:43bereft.
00:15:47You don't deserve
00:15:49to call yourself
00:15:50a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see
00:15:58any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right
00:16:01hands can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:04it becomes nothing
00:16:05but poison.
00:16:06This bitch
00:16:07isn't good enough
00:16:07to take down
00:16:08the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one
00:16:10of your antidotes
00:16:10on you?
00:16:11Of course!
00:16:13I've saved
00:16:13entire civilizations
00:16:15with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save
00:16:17someone,
00:16:18even the grim reaper
00:16:19can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she
00:16:36spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't
00:16:38supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said
00:16:40even the grim reaper
00:16:41can't get in your way,
00:16:42angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call
00:16:45malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves
00:16:51a little punishment.
00:16:52Well,
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi
00:16:53I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:16:58wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell
00:16:58is going on?
00:16:59You say you want
00:17:00your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons
00:17:01of grandchildren,
00:17:02don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting
00:17:05in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip,
00:17:09shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family
00:17:16is the richest
00:17:17and most powerful
00:17:18in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really
00:17:20gonna let this hobo
00:17:21slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going
00:17:25in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want
00:17:28these drooling vultures
00:17:29to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure,
00:17:31invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:17:38Hmm.
00:17:54What?
00:17:57Hmm.
00:17:58There you are.
00:18:02Hmm.
00:18:16Hmm.
00:18:21I see you.
00:18:30¡Gracias!
00:18:59¡Gracias!
00:19:23¡Gracias!
00:19:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:26to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:37Wright rewrites the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59You're a fucking spy?
00:22:00Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God,
00:22:02we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07in your stipper.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's scouting now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31all right,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted
00:22:35to a naked woman
00:22:37and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41is physically...
00:22:42...is physically...
00:22:45You're just talking to me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:00Aim!
00:23:02Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those damas cells.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:30I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course,
00:23:34your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:42you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save
00:23:49someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:53are already the top female doctors
00:23:54in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him,
00:23:57no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe
00:24:09the goddess...
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl
00:24:14is really the goddess...
00:24:15No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:16Absolutely not!
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl
00:24:20is better than us!
00:24:21But how could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now,
00:24:23what we need to do
00:24:24is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake
00:24:29is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:30on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain
00:24:36to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool
00:24:41over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son
00:24:45is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm gonna ask you two
00:24:48to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that
00:24:50antler-rod-bearing witch!
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now
00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:59Then it looks like
00:24:59it's up to me.
00:25:00The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know
00:25:03the right techniques
00:25:04to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life
00:25:08is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him,
00:25:10I will give you
00:25:11whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are,
00:25:15but there is no way
00:25:17I am letting you
00:25:18rip my golden bachelor
00:25:19away from me.
00:25:21This is it.
00:25:23The finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now
00:25:25defeat the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50That poison gas
00:25:51will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture
00:25:53over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing
00:25:59his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her
00:26:03only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon,
00:26:05she'll come out
00:26:06crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse
00:26:09the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry
00:26:11one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop
00:26:14until they get
00:26:15both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you
00:26:19that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell
00:26:36are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over
00:26:37ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think
00:26:41that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated
00:26:44my brother
00:26:44and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers
00:26:46at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead,
00:26:49it's because of
00:26:49that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one
00:26:53who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably
00:26:55locked themselves
00:26:56in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't
00:26:59have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying
00:27:00to sabotage her
00:27:01from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking
00:27:03way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas
00:27:10can flatten
00:27:11even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able
00:27:14to hide even if
00:27:15she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, sucker.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim.
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining
00:27:28and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been
00:27:43extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix
00:27:46your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite
00:27:53to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man
00:27:56that otherwise
00:27:56would have died
00:27:57in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite,
00:27:59then you're worse
00:28:01than a disease-spreading
00:28:02tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying
00:28:05you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just
00:28:11asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her,
00:28:16I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact,
00:28:36it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness,
00:28:42infection,
00:28:43or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale
00:28:56like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Thank you.
00:29:04Next time,
00:29:05don't go seeking
00:29:05medical advice
00:29:06from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have
00:29:08otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy
00:29:10and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let
00:29:14these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice
00:29:16their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person
00:29:21in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled
00:29:23in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really
00:29:34be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it
00:29:37that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over 100 years old
00:29:40and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter
00:29:44who I am.
00:29:45What matters
00:29:46is that the patient
00:29:47is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid
00:29:49your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish
00:29:51of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie,
00:29:55we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome
00:30:07to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it,
00:30:11but I'm sorry.
00:30:14I...
00:30:14I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently
00:30:22awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment
00:30:23for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really,
00:30:29I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky
00:30:32with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me
00:30:34that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still
00:30:37Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please,
00:30:39let me give you
00:30:40what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe
00:30:46in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie,
00:30:52it's your fiance.
00:30:53He's back.
00:30:54And he says
00:30:55he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer
00:31:10is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber
00:31:15for not accepting
00:31:16his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been
00:31:17the richest woman in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry
00:31:26that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean,
00:31:34I don't know about
00:31:35that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no,
00:31:40no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed
00:31:43to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather
00:31:47share him with you
00:31:47than let that
00:31:48penniless,
00:31:49ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nut jobs
00:31:51are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:54Take these two weirdos
00:31:55out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:56No, we're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just
00:32:00better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed
00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here,
00:32:08huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just
00:32:12dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly
00:32:14had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear
00:32:17that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable
00:32:19looking doll?
00:32:20But think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person
00:32:23could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:26I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met
00:32:28a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest
00:32:34big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help
00:32:38finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:46so I want you,
00:32:48your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name
00:33:00on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:08to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:19Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying
00:33:22to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend,
00:33:25Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house
00:33:31now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:38and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:55waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04you would owe me
00:34:05if I was in the
00:34:05rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling
00:34:10your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better
00:34:22than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think
00:34:38she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course
00:34:40she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she
00:34:42got me
00:34:43for my
00:34:44engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her
00:34:58the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your
00:35:04dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:07you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think
00:35:14she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup
00:35:16must have hit her
00:35:16hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire
00:35:25family for three
00:35:26years while you
00:35:27were gone.
00:35:28How dare you
00:35:29insult her?
00:35:31It's okay,
00:35:32Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't
00:35:37know what you're
00:35:37doing out there
00:35:38on the streets,
00:35:38huh?
00:35:39What is he
00:35:40talking about,
00:35:40Josie?
00:35:41Show her,
00:35:42Bob.
00:35:47This is how
00:35:48embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter
00:35:50is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her
00:35:52own.
00:35:53She was begging
00:35:53on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor
00:35:58nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got
00:36:00no game,
00:36:01I got street
00:36:02crit I got
00:36:02off-keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're
00:36:04looking for is
00:36:05dignity.
00:36:06And you're one
00:36:07to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true,
00:36:11Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons,
00:36:17Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how
00:36:18regular, everyday
00:36:19people live so that
00:36:21I can help them.
00:36:23Of course, those
00:36:24without substance
00:36:25underneath would
00:36:26never understand
00:36:26that.
00:36:27What is that
00:36:28supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means the new
00:36:30girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade is
00:36:32actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting
00:36:38already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn
00:36:39papers and we can
00:36:40each get on with
00:36:40our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding,
00:36:55I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do
00:36:58good by me of
00:36:59breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do
00:37:04good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my
00:37:06John Hancock at
00:37:07your wedding as
00:37:08a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your
00:37:12word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire
00:37:28now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show even so
00:37:32much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:36something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth
00:37:39trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the
00:37:48healing hands I
00:37:49inherited from
00:37:50Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several
00:37:54world leaders with
00:37:55these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was
00:37:57able to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the
00:38:00goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she
00:38:04betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost
00:38:20Mom and Dad
00:38:21because we didn't
00:38:22have the money
00:38:22for their medical
00:38:23bills,
00:38:24I vowed that
00:38:26I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those
00:38:27in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you
00:38:36will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you
00:38:38right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow,
00:38:43Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said
00:38:52Trixie's crushing
00:38:52my wedding.
00:38:53She was bullying
00:38:54us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort
00:38:57you now that she
00:38:58knows you're
00:38:58rich as fuck.
00:39:00When hope
00:39:01when nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:03Snake bites
00:39:03back hard.
00:39:05So let her
00:39:05come and embarrass
00:39:06herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stake the 19th
00:39:18century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me
00:39:21up higher on my
00:39:21pedestal and the
00:39:22whole world sees
00:39:23her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this
00:39:27party into her
00:39:28funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:40Welcome home,
00:39:41General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless
00:39:45woman who saved
00:39:46you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:48Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with her
00:39:50regiment in the
00:39:51Marines.
00:39:51You mean the
00:39:52Butch Tanner that
00:39:53could barely carry
00:39:53supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been
00:39:55providing for him
00:39:55and his entire
00:39:56family while he's
00:39:57been deployed
00:39:57overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for
00:39:59him for years and
00:40:00then he betrayed
00:40:01her.
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to
00:40:03intel, she's
00:40:03planning to bring
00:40:04it down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05And we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:08Men, I'm only
00:40:09alive today because
00:40:10of that virtuous
00:40:10woman and her
00:40:11incredible power
00:40:12that saved my
00:40:13life.
00:40:13So she needs our
00:40:14support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will learn
00:40:18our lives to protect
00:40:19her!
00:40:19Sir!
00:40:20Well, let's
00:40:21roll.
00:40:36Welcome,
00:40:37everyone, to my
00:40:38wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:40special day for me
00:40:40and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:42getting married, but
00:40:42in just one hour, my
00:40:44company will be
00:40:44receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical
00:40:47company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on
00:40:54the contract once
00:40:55again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe, butch is
00:40:57taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:02secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department,
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05partay after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:08most important people
00:41:09in the nation have
00:41:10also arrived to
00:41:11celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S.
00:41:15president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon to
00:41:17give you the
00:41:18contract herself.
00:41:20It's an honor.
00:41:20That's why Sasa is
00:41:22the best wife a man
00:41:23could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't
00:41:35start until I say
00:41:36it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match
00:42:00made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save
00:42:02your guests from this
00:42:03oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:05from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for tonight,
00:42:11sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:16doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless
00:42:17shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here to
00:42:19bum a meal off us.
00:42:21You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten that
00:42:27it was I who bankrolled
00:42:28you two for the last
00:42:29three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do
00:42:31you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look
00:42:33at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman
00:42:38president will be here
00:42:39any second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing but
00:42:41a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so
00:42:46obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex, but she's
00:42:52so shameless and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up
00:42:56to my wedding to suck up
00:42:57to me.
00:42:58This is what poor, sad
00:42:59girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us, the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high
00:43:07and mighty now, but don't
00:43:09bite the hand that feeds
00:43:10you, especially when I'm
00:43:12the one who's giving you
00:43:12the contract.
00:43:19You giving me the
00:43:21contract?
00:43:21You have no skills, no
00:43:23education, no connection,
00:43:25so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the
00:43:28U.S. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion
00:43:31dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share humble
00:43:33beginnings, Marissa, and
00:43:34I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my
00:43:37best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now that
00:43:40greed has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now
00:43:43just because I stole your
00:43:44man.
00:43:45This is what us rich
00:43:46girls do.
00:43:47They steal from lame
00:43:49spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were too embarrassing
00:43:54for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:57I can say that now that I'm
00:43:58marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold
00:44:02digger.
00:44:02Quick, somebody put that on
00:44:04a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:06in front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to her,
00:44:09everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-digging,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a
00:44:13finger and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself in front
00:44:16of everyone for me,
00:44:17Butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound
00:44:20like a man, but you're
00:44:21nothing but a pathetic
00:44:22coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always
00:44:25couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to
00:44:31make you lame girls feel
00:44:32better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man will
00:44:35choose you over Marissa
00:44:36Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got the
00:44:38material goods.
00:44:39And you're just all
00:44:40empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request
00:44:42to be chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47I'm the one who's
00:44:47See this?
00:44:56Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar
00:45:02contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed
00:45:07to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared
00:45:13already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the
00:45:18modest home you try to
00:45:19swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have
00:45:27the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over
00:45:31the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, uh, I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat
00:45:43while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because
00:46:11she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be a deep pocket
00:46:14and invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gotten delusional
00:46:24and you think you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams
00:46:41will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:46She's being cornered
00:46:48by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's going to wish
00:46:52he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people
00:47:03for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years
00:47:14after he saved the nation
00:47:15from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly
00:47:21have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some
00:48:27serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop
00:48:31a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything
00:48:36one can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:40Which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already started
00:48:57offering sexual services.
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassed man like you.
00:49:09But make me happy,
00:49:11and I might consider
00:49:12making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you
00:49:28leave here alive.
00:49:30Boss, I had to do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess
00:49:55of anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:58I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Licender
00:50:06scooped you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:15or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:50:50It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:50:52It's...
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to hurt you
00:51:21ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you
00:51:25because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you
00:51:28to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys
00:51:39all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55with a hundred-foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man,
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:14like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:19worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman
00:52:28that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:45You're very gracious,
00:52:46Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off of it
00:52:50because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to do me
00:52:52the favor of never
00:52:52coming near her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me,
00:52:56you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know
00:53:04who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part
00:53:18of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38It seems like
00:53:39they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:39since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:40for so long.
00:53:42that we should try
00:53:43to pay some house
00:53:43some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you didn't ask
00:53:58for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01but I know that we shared
00:54:02a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie,
00:54:16I have never
00:54:18met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Mm-hmm.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie,
00:54:44I know that you just
00:54:45lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:01to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really don't care
00:55:15for any of it.
00:55:15No, look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:41you found my dog.
00:55:42Clio!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:52Trixia, yo solo soy un hombre, pero con ti hay mucho más.
00:55:56Trixia Amore, ¿verdad?
00:56:00¿Vale a mí?
00:56:04¿Sabes que no puedo decir no a esto, doggo?
00:56:09Sí, te voy a marcar.
00:56:27Trixia Amore, ¿verdad?
00:56:48Trixia Amore, pero ¿verdad?
00:56:49Pero like I'm getting this woman my wife.
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:56Understand.
00:57:01You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England
00:57:29than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:37Come on, Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43The elites
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:59I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:18Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:23Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes
00:58:37What?
00:58:45I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey
00:58:55Are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01My company's dead
00:59:02It's evaporated
00:59:03Puff
00:59:04It's the thin air
00:59:08That's impossible
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho
00:59:14You said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:24Then that means...
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33If Trixie's marrying the famed war hero
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:52Sasa, Sasa, Sasa
00:59:53Sasa, Sasa
00:59:58Sasa
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber
01:00:09And I'll show you a good time
01:00:12Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:16I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:22Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:25As you are
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to
01:00:32Save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me
01:00:39Fine
01:00:39But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:45Fresh for the taking
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:57Thank you, Devin
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02Your best friend
01:01:04By stealing my fiance
01:01:05But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:08Just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12No, to all of humanity
01:01:13So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:17I'm taking it all back
01:01:21Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:25They're impostors
01:01:26I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55The left leaves the wrong
01:01:57The left
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03In fact, she's on her way now
01:02:07So you're telling me
01:02:09This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:18Approves of my products
01:02:19Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:34And identity theft
01:02:36Gotcha
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good person
01:02:48Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma
01:02:50Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:53What are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:57We were worried
01:02:58So we came here to back you up
01:03:00Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:17My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38Without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51So this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:08You don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can
01:05:00If you can
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:04Get him!
01:05:16Get him!
01:05:20Get him!
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37I don't know
01:05:38Legend is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:42Grandma
01:05:44Meet my new fiance
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance
01:05:50He's so manly
01:05:52Much better than your last one
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:57It's Butch's loss
01:05:58Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:04And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor
01:06:13Drown out the poor
01:06:14Drown out the poor
01:06:16Drown out the poor
01:06:17Drown out the poor
01:06:19Drown out the poor
01:06:20See Trixie, you've got no connections
01:06:23No power
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:35Let them eat cake
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam
01:06:49Attack
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39We're quartered
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48They will be punished
01:07:52Now hold still for me
01:07:56Right
01:07:57Rewrites the world
01:08:08Holy fuck
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25No, please
01:08:26I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:28Don't put me on some sort of fetus
01:08:30Sure
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:38While I do not care for glory
01:08:40I do believe in justice
01:08:43Marissa and Butch
01:08:44Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong
01:08:56But you're close
01:08:58Bullshit
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try
01:09:07Charge
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:27But, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:32What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will
01:09:47Left
01:09:47Leaves the wrong left
01:09:56I'm fine
01:09:57Nothing happened
01:09:58You'll see soon enough
01:10:00Oh, please
01:10:01I really want to die
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07Whoops
01:10:08Just crossed it again
01:10:10Whoops
01:10:10And again
01:10:12Nothing's happened
01:10:24No, no, Bob
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39Come on
01:10:41Major
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:05Oh, please
01:11:06You hurt us first
01:11:08At first
01:11:09I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11But I've come to realize
01:11:12Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:15Marissa
01:11:16Thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:20You blame yourself
01:11:21For being worthless
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you
01:11:25When you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear
01:11:30Odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife
01:11:38And instead
01:11:39Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:40And protective
01:11:42Husband
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I
01:11:56Who has everything you want
01:11:57You've got nothing on me
01:12:02Yes
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10Goddess
01:12:11Madam president
01:12:12I require your assistance
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:19Get the VP
01:12:20We're leaving now
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call
01:12:26The first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:29But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone
01:12:37How I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43Only the most important people have
01:12:45Madam President's direct line
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way
01:12:50Low-life Trixie
01:12:51Could have called the president
01:12:53By herself
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony
01:12:56Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:58So she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:06Only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:13Oh, my God
01:13:17Oh, my God
01:13:18Oh, my God
01:13:20Is Trixie a little toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong?
01:13:23And now you, Trixie
01:13:24Are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:31I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:43But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working
01:13:46You can't just fake the
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:53It's like real magic
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:57But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:03Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No
01:14:09Trixie, look
01:14:11I believe you
01:14:12You saved me
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:16You did that
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:21We'll riot against you now
01:14:23Tear her apart
01:14:24Tear her apart
01:14:26Tear her apart
01:14:27Tear her apart
01:14:29Tear her apart
01:14:31The vice president arrives
01:14:47Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:04Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired
01:15:08Pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:11But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:13That I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud
01:15:18What I mean is
01:15:21You're the war hero
01:15:22General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding
01:15:27The moment you wake up
01:15:29You fall under this vixen spell
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me
01:15:43As an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president
01:15:50On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:55I told you
01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:59This is treason
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:15My brother is a war hero
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years
01:16:21If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:27Not just your brother
01:16:30Yeah
01:16:31It's okay
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:49I truly saved a good man
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:17:03My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:09Let's try it out on them
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:17:13There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president
01:17:50What the hell?
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:05Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:18:09That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:18:13What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:19This is a war crime
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:26I have the presidential contract
01:18:27With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison
01:18:36And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:39That is easy
01:18:41There's no need
01:18:43I'll save everyone
01:18:57It's raining gold
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:03It's gotta be cheap glitter
01:19:08She, she, she is
01:19:10She is a criminal
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah, yes
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:57My contract, you bitch
01:19:59And that's not all
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:25Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:30So prepare yourself
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here
01:20:39And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:14You wish, you idiot
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:21So ugly on the inside
01:21:22It makes me want to vomit
01:21:23I don't understand
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:27For posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:31And do you know
01:21:32The goddess healing saved me and my son
01:21:35During childbirth
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer
01:21:39Herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only
01:21:42And it's
01:21:47Her
01:21:57What?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:28To help those in need
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:33No, so that means
01:22:35The billion dollar contract
01:22:37It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that
01:22:42That was her golden ticket
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:46But after everything you've done
01:22:48We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:51No, please, I swear
01:22:52I didn't know you were an actual saint
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:00She's an amazing person
01:23:02And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:10On this planet
01:23:16I love you
01:23:30All her gold
01:23:31All her clothes
01:23:32All that could have been mine
01:23:34This is all your fault
01:23:37You seduced me
01:23:39Don't help me
01:23:40You were the one that came on to me
01:23:42You himbo
01:23:43Please, Trixie
01:23:45Give me another chance
01:23:48I want to be rich again
01:23:49I'll be your slave
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55But it's too late now
01:23:57All I see is your greed
01:23:59And how much you'd hurt others
01:24:00Just to benefit yourself
01:24:01You two should be locked up
01:24:03And she shall
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:13I never loved you
01:24:14It's your fault
01:24:15I was only with you for your money
01:24:17I didn't care
01:24:18You were rich
01:24:19I'll see myself now
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29Just like you
01:24:30I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33That is why I saved you
01:24:35With these healing hands
01:24:37I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:40One good deed at a time
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes
01:24:52Well
01:24:56Do you take each other
01:24:59To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do
01:25:02I do
01:25:03You may kiss the bride
01:25:11You may kiss the bride
01:25:11You may kiss the bride
01:25:11You may kiss the bride
01:25:12You may kiss the bride
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