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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Movie
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Get harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burp!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50I found his way.
08:03You one-shotted pants topping or sir!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:41REPUBLICAN
09:42BATAL
09:44REPUBLICAN
09:44REPUBLICAN
09:45Leara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:55REPUBLICAN
09:55REPUBLICAN
09:55that nothing just swapped a bug that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter we need you now so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome
10:15this aura she's got my blood
10:24who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:33mommy mommy
10:52it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:10somebody help me
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:20greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:25more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:19i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy
14:58help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:32and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:15Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:04on the hold of on the air.
18:05They ostatемон are just a muscular voice that didn't have to be removed.
18:06That guy is of his minimalence.
18:07Go.
18:15One obvious friend of the world.
18:16Get him.
18:18Get up!
18:22So...
18:31Bee!
18:42My liege, have mercy. I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it. Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show.
19:17My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:29Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes! Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:45Poseidon!
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:25You're dead.
21:26You're dead.
21:35You're dead.
21:44You're dead.
21:47Little fish.
21:56Hades, staff? One shot? The Sea King, he's real.
22:03Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:10One, two.
22:15Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:23Boss, this bum!
22:30You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon, your ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:06Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
23:10Every resource! Every contact! Now! Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:31Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:34Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:39No!
24:43No!
24:45No!
24:46No!
24:47No!
24:49No!
24:49No!
24:50No!
24:50No!
24:50No!
24:53He was locked down.
24:54Surrender now!
24:56I'll go with you!
24:58On one condition...
25:00Let my daughter go!
25:01No!
25:02Mommy!
25:03I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kid's mine!
25:16You die!
25:20you poisoned me
25:24my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:31you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:39you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:20lily lily run get out of here
26:27serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:37lily
26:44daddy
26:50your hands off her
26:59you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:09jack what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:16so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:38jack keep lily safe
27:39long as i'm here
27:41you don't lose
27:42shut up and go
27:43now
27:55if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:00run all you want
28:02my pack tears you both apart
28:04my pack tears you both apart
28:53daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
28:57shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:01we're going back for her right now
29:09hand over the kid
29:11i'll make your death quick
29:19lily
29:21turn around and cover your ears
29:23okay
29:26daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:28okay
29:32you are the best
29:42some nobody dare stare me down
29:44you're asking to die
29:49you're not human
29:50who the hell are you
29:52my daughter's here
29:53so i'm keeping it clean
29:54disappear
30:14okay lily
30:15you can turn around now
30:20daddy
30:20what happened to the bad guy
30:23he got so dazzled by how cute you are
30:26he just passed out
30:32lily
30:33stay right here inside this circle
30:35don't move
30:36daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:38i'll be right back
30:44daddy be careful
30:47don't worry lily
30:48no one's ever beaten your dad
30:56that poison's eating you alive little nymph
30:58how much longer you got
31:00let me have my fun first
31:04so what
31:05i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:19damn
31:19you take a hit
31:21let's enjoy this body
31:23then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:27for jack and lily
31:28even if i die
31:30i'm taking this beast down with me
31:33no signal
31:35you trying to hog the glory
31:37more coming
31:38killing one won't save jack and lily
31:40no choice
31:40i'm taking them down with me
31:42this the woman dylan wants
31:44where the kid
31:46some guy took the brat
31:49useless
31:49grab her first
31:50then we hunt the child
31:55just
31:57let jack and lily be safe
32:02you all want to come at once
32:03then die together
32:05pick your graves
32:18why did you come back
32:19where's lily
32:24lily's safe
32:25don't push yourself
32:28so this is the woman's secret lover
32:31her taste is trash
32:34beg now
32:35and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:38refuse
32:39and you'll be screaming
32:41end it fast
32:44you
32:45in our eyes
32:46you're not even an enemy
32:47just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:51just hold on a little longer
32:54jack means more to me than anything
32:55i won't let him get hurt
33:07you want my husband
33:09step over my corpse first
33:11in a hurry to die
33:13fine
33:14i'll oblige
33:43you're half dead already
33:45how the hell did you knock me back
33:48the sea is sinking
33:49those are poseidon's warriors
33:52this
33:53can't be
34:18ancient ekathra
34:20the coastal legend monster
34:22why would she be here
34:27our boss has real backing
34:29he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:31no matter how strong you are
34:34kneel and beg
34:35they're coming for us
34:37we're finished
34:38don't worry darling
34:39things might turn around
34:41lyra veil has been captured
34:43now we await the sea king's warriors
34:46to execute this peasant
34:48they're here for me
34:50jack
34:51stay behind me
34:52with me here
34:53no one touches you
34:54stop saying that jack
34:56look around
34:57we're surrounded
34:57we could actually die here
35:05my lords
35:06let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:12you worthless creature
35:14you shouldn't even exist
35:17where i stand
35:25who dares show such insolence
35:28before the lord of the sea
35:30hear you
35:30you
35:31you
35:33you
35:35you
35:35you
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