00:25America is many things to many people.
00:28To a 17-year-old kid, it's the malt shop on the corner.
00:38To grandpa, it's the front porch in the cool of the evening.
00:44To mother and her family, it's church on Sunday morning.
00:48And to dad, it's his favorite relaxation.
00:58It's the cracker barrel philosophers in Crabtree Corners.
01:02And it's the tycoons in Wall Street.
01:05It's all races, creeds and religions.
01:08It's freedom to work at the job you like, freedom of speech and to peaceably assemble, freedom
01:17to own property, security from unlawful search or seizure, the right to a speedy and public
01:29trial, protection against cruel punishments and excessive fines, the right to vote, and
01:41to worship God in your own way.
01:43It is these freedoms that have made America strong.
01:48Okay, okay, so we got our freedom.
01:50But management's lousing up everything.
01:53Labor is at fault.
01:54It's ruining the country.
01:56My constituents, as your elected representative, I can assure you, labor's right.
02:04Management's right.
02:05I'm strictly neutral.
02:06Labor?
02:07Management?
02:08Politicians?
02:09Booey.
02:10Ah, they can't tell corn from oats.
02:12Work!
02:13Strike!
02:14Strike!
02:14Strike!
02:15Hurry, hurry, hurry.
02:16Step right up, folks.
02:17Here's the answer to your problems, Dr. Utopia's sensational new discovery, ISM.
02:23ISM will cure any ailment of the body politic.
02:27It's terrific.
02:27It's tremendous.
02:29Once you swallow the contents of this bottle, you'll have the bountiful benefit of higher
02:34wages, shorter hours, and security.
02:38Enormous profits.
02:39No strikes.
02:40Remember, you're the big boss.
02:43Government control.
02:44No worry about votes.
02:46Name your own salary.
02:47Bigger crops.
02:49Lower costs.
02:50Why, ISM even makes the weather perfect every day.
02:53And now then, because we are introducing this amazing item for the first time in this country,
02:59it isn't going to cost you one cent.
03:02All you have to do is sign this little scrap of paper, and you'll get your bottle absolutely
03:07free.
03:09I hereby turn over to ISM, Incorporated, everything I have, including my freedom, and the freedom
03:17of my children, and my children's children, in return for which said ISM promises to take
03:23care of me forever.
03:32Pardon me.
03:33Pardon me.
03:35Pardon me.
03:35And who are you, my good man?
03:36I'm John Q. Public.
03:38Oh, my fine friend.
03:40You're just in time to share this generous and gigantic offer.
03:44Sign right here.
03:46Mind if I read it first?
03:48Hurry up!
03:53Keep your shirts on, boys.
03:56You know, including my freedom.
04:00Freedom!
04:01Well, sign away my freedom.
04:03Why, this is ridiculous.
04:05Don't be corny, brother.
04:08Sure, our system of free enterprise isn't perfect.
04:13But before we throw it away for some imported double talk, let's turn the clock back a few
04:20years to see what it's done for us.
04:23For example, back in the 1890s, Joe Doakes was just a guy who liked to tinker around his
04:30barn.
04:31Some people thought Joe was lazy.
04:34Some even thought he was nuts.
04:36But one day, he had an idea.
04:40And because he was free to dream and scream and tinker, Joe had a chance to make something
04:46of himself and his idea.
04:59Of course, some people didn't think so much of Joe's idea.
05:06But that didn't stop him.
05:12So Joe got some money from young Aunt Minnie, and Uncle Angus, and Grandpappy, and Mr. Titus.
05:25When Joe's friends and relatives used their savings to help him buy tools and property, they were capitalists.
05:33Don't blush, folks.
05:35It's nothing to be ashamed of.
05:37Now, naturally, Joe needed some help.
05:41So he hired Willie Lumpkin, who was out of work anyway.
05:45And before long, Willie had the know-how and became skilled laborer.
05:51Because capital, management, and labor worked together, Joe's idea grew.
05:57It grew and did things even he never dreamed of.
06:02Today, the automobile industry provides millions of jobs that never existed before.
06:07And remember, this is a story of only one industry.
06:13There are thousands more scattered all over the United States whose history of development is pretty much the same.
06:20We've built a country under the American system that sends more young people to high school and college
06:26than all the rest of the world combined.
06:28Why, even in the Depression, our wages bought more food, clothing, travel, and entertainment
06:35than the wages of any other people in the world.
06:39Our country has a national income equal to the total national incomes of any other six nations in the world.
06:47With only 7% of the Earth's power, we drive 70% of the world's automobiles.
06:53That's just a sample of the things the capitalistic system has given us in only 160 years.
07:01Before signing up, you boys ought to try a little taste of Doctorism's formula
07:06to see what you'd get in exchange for your freedom.
07:11Go ahead, try it.
07:19You can't do this to me! I'll strike!
07:23The state forbid strikes.
07:27Wait till the Union hears about this!
07:30Ah, yes, the Union.
07:33Welcome to our ranks, number 1313.
07:40I'll take this case to the Supreme Court.
07:43The state is the Supreme Court.
07:45Our decision is as follows.
07:51No more private property.
07:53No more youth.
07:57Ah, the farm vote will put a stop to this.
08:02Farmers don't vote anymore.
08:04Ah, what'll I do for seed next year?
08:08You won't have to worry about next year.
08:10The state will do your planning from now on.
08:16We must fight to regain our freedom, for everything is lost.
08:21Everything!
08:23Everything is fine.
08:24Everything is fine.
08:25Everything is fine.
08:27Everything is fine.
08:28Everything is fine.
08:30When anybody preaches disunity, tries to pit one of us against the other through class warfare, race hatred, or religious
08:40intolerance, you know that person seeks to rob us of our freedom and destroy our very lives.
08:49And we know what to do about it.
08:51And now, gentlemen, no violence, please!
08:54Don't throw those bubbles!
08:55Don't throw those bubbles!
08:57Stop!
08:58Oh, no, no!
08:59Hey!
09:00Hey!
09:01Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:06Working together to produce an ever greater abundance of material and spiritual values for
09:12all.
09:13That is the secret of American prosperity.
09:17You are?"
09:18Oh!
09:26God!
09:27God!
09:28I am not living there yet!
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