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00:09This programme contains strong language from the beginning and throughout.
00:16This is me big free old. Nathan's invited everyone.
00:21Are you coming? Yes or no?
00:23I don't know if I can.
00:25David went, oh, what happened?
00:26And I says, one of the lads sported my girlfriend not very nicely.
00:30James is going out of his way to try and make me look bad.
00:33Hello?
00:35Like, fuck, am I showing him around this place?
00:37He can fucking do one.
00:40This time round, it's a good rock face.
00:45None of us should make anyone's life in here and live in fucking hell.
00:48And they started. That's it.
00:50Shut the fuck up. Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:52Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:53I am.
00:53Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:55Right, I'm going to come.
00:56Are you?
00:57I'm going to come.
00:58Fuck it.
00:59Baron's doing it. I'm doing it.
01:01I make no apologies.
01:03I can't wait to get in there.
01:05Just hope everyone's happy to see us.
01:06I make no apologies.
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01:41I'm actually nervous because I feel like some of them I haven't seen for literally seven, eight years.
01:45A lot has changed with me and a lot has changed problems with them.
01:49But I'm excited to catch up with everyone.
01:56Anyone in the girls' bedroom downstairs, please?
01:58I don't like the word meeting.
02:00It's a family meeting.
02:03Boys, Marnie, Chantelle.
02:04Can we have a family meeting, please, in the garden?
02:09Oh, here we go, the fucking foghorn.
02:13Perfect. Oh, half years out here, this is just great.
02:16Why are we having a meeting for?
02:17Because we're here for your birthday, so I want to make sure this is perfect.
02:20Is everyone here?
02:21It's another beautiful day in paradise, but what is so special about today is the Gary Beedle is arriving and
02:28nobody knows.
02:35Right, here we go.
02:36It's been a long time since I've done this.
02:38I'm actually shitting myself, but it's time to go meet everyone.
02:46This is such a monumental moment, so I'm going to have a little bit of fun with this.
02:56It's come to my attention that I've been planning a lot of things for us, and everything I've planned so
03:01far, everyone's moaned at or whinged at and said it wasn't good enough.
03:04Yeah, sightseeing the first day, sightseeing, sightseeing, sightseeing, sightseeing, no one to do because it's boring, the meal, oh, I
03:11don't want to go to this restaurant, oh, I don't like the little fishy thing.
03:14I am living with a bunch of morons and idiots, so I can't expect them to fully appreciate everything that
03:19I am doing.
03:20I want to do dancing, I want to do a boat trip, maybe some healing, rooftop bar.
03:24I think it's something you do.
03:25What about today, pick one?
03:26I'd love to go to the boat.
03:27Are you sure?
03:29Right, we are going to the boat.
03:30Yay!
03:30Thank God.
03:31It has to be a yacht.
03:33Have you got any photos of the boat we can see first?
03:35A yacht?
03:36Erm, no, it's the end of your 20s, so I want to see you on top four, and we'll see
03:40everyone on top four up a day, okay?
03:44Yes!
03:46Well, would you want to get ready and dress nice?
03:48Yay!
03:49Listen, listen, listen, before we go out, do we have to shall book something for you before we go.
03:54Me?
03:55Where's your 30th?
03:56Yeah, we're going to book first.
03:57Yeah, right, one, two, three.
04:01Morning!
04:02Yeah!
04:05Hello!
04:07Hello!
04:08Hello!
04:09Hello!
04:09Hello!
04:09Hello!
04:11I am in shock that Gary's back, but I'm more in shock that he looks exactly the same.
04:15I need to know his surgeon.
04:17Is it the stripper?
04:20What's happening?
04:20You're good.
04:21Fucking hell, Gary.
04:22I didn't think I'd ever see the day where I'd see you walk through that door again.
04:27But wow!
04:28It's fucking so good to have you back.
04:30You're finally growing that beard!
04:33How are you?
04:33Nice to meet you.
04:35You all right?
04:35Yeah, you good?
04:36You all right?
04:36Hello!
04:38Gary, this is crazy!
04:40You know how it feels?
04:42It's so nice to see Gary.
04:44It just feels so right that he's back here with us all in the Geordie family again.
04:48I can't even speak.
04:49I'm literally shaking.
04:50How long has it been since you've been here?
04:51About nine years.
04:52Nine years?
04:54Fucking hell, that's an end of the reunion.
04:55Aaron was exactly the same when he came here.
04:57It was only about six months.
04:58He was like, I can't speak.
04:59I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
04:59It is so fucking good having Gaz back.
05:02He's one of the OGs.
05:03He's a cool lad and I really get along with him.
05:05I was like, I know everyone.
05:07Like, why am I nervous?
05:08In a taxi I was like sweating his ear off.
05:12I'm not sure how I feel about this.
05:14Like, I've seen Gaz like once since that time he kicked us off a boat.
05:18Can you believe it?
05:1930 years old.
05:20I know.
05:22When she walked in, what did she do?
05:23When you walked in, I was 30.
05:25Right.
05:27And you walked in, you were 21 or something, you went...
05:29Nightdead actually.
05:30Yeah, you walked in and went, oh my God, I watched you on TV from school.
05:33And I was like, yeah, that's quite cute to leave that hour.
05:36And then now, now I'm nearly 40 and you're 30.
05:40I never in a million years would think that Gary would walk back in this house.
05:45He's normally fucking knitting or playing golf or making scones.
05:49So him to be back, it's like, what the fuck?
05:51All right, let's have a drink.
05:55I don't even drink anymore, man.
05:58I've missed you, son.
05:59I've missed you.
06:00The good old dude.
06:01I know, yeah, good.
06:02I'm really happy to see you.
06:03I've been watching from afar, I just haven't been involved.
06:05I know.
06:06But Gary, how are you?
06:07You all right?
06:07It's been a long time.
06:09We've got a lot of coaching.
06:10We have.
06:11I cannot believe that Gary Beedle has made the decision
06:15to come back to the family after all of these years
06:18and I'm just excited to see what he's been doing.
06:21This is so weird.
06:22How is it weird?
06:23But it's just like, I actually said the other day,
06:25imagine Gary's face just there.
06:27The crazy thing is I've been through so much with everyone in this house.
06:30And so to walk in and see everyone, I thought it'd be weird,
06:33but it feels like I've never been away.
06:36Yeah, to be fair, I don't really like, I'm just in my own little bubble.
06:38I just kind of like gym, paddle, running, cycling, golf, do the YouTube.
06:44Like, it's got loads of different little things going on.
06:46It's funny seeing Gary nervous though.
06:48Gary's always nervous.
06:49No, it's funny seeing him like this uncomfortable,
06:51just because obviously when our first came in,
06:53hours were uncomfortable and hours were just nice to see like an original.
06:56That he is shy.
06:57Yeah.
06:58But he's always been like that, you know?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Well, come on.
07:01Yeah, let's get ready.
07:03Boys, don't take forever.
07:04Get ready, please.
07:05We're ready.
07:06A tricky cunt.
07:07Oops.
07:08Aaron's all getting lippy because you're best pals here, yeah?
07:10I feel like I know you, but I don't know you.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:12Soph has always said that I'd get on with Gary very well.
07:15I've heard, well, I know he's a keen golfer.
07:17I'm a keen golfer myself.
07:18You stay in contact with anyone?
07:19Do you speak to?
07:20I don't know if you speak to Soph.
07:21I always say, if anyone walks on that corner, I'd be like,
07:23fuck it, oi, oi.
07:24Yeah, yeah.
07:25But I'm not like...
07:26A lot of the girls now stay close and close, do you know what I mean?
07:29Marnie, I think you've spoken to Gaz the most, really.
07:32Have I?
07:32Well, back in the day, he was messaging all the time about kids, wasn't he?
07:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:36It was really nice to see him.
07:37He looks well, to be honest, he doesn't look and he just...
07:39It was really nice to see him.
07:39Do you think he's had surgery?
07:41He looks exactly the same.
07:42Do you know what, one thing I do, what I always stare at here as well,
07:44I can't help it, is nose.
07:46He's got a very good nose.
07:47Yeah, very good nose.
07:47Very good.
07:48He's got the best tip ever.
07:50Hasn't he?
07:50Yeah, he's got a good tip.
07:52Lovely tip.
07:52They take the phone for me, Serge, I'm like, ooh, nice tip.
07:55What a lovely tip you have.
07:57That could be, if someone walked in there...
08:00Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
08:01Yeah, not that sort of tip.
08:02I just think now seems like the perfect time for Gary to come back.
08:06We're all growing up.
08:07It just feels right.
08:09It's like going back to Yoda, isn't it, Gaz?
08:12Jesus Christ.
08:13There you go, that's yours.
08:15It's me.
08:16Well on.
08:20Being back in a single bed with all the lads, this just feels like a bit weird.
08:25Brings back memories this, doesn't it, Jesus?
08:27Mate, we used to frigging just bounce in them, didn't we?
08:30Living in the house was like, it was, when everything was all smooth and everything,
08:34and no one was arguing, it was the best place in the world.
08:39When there was arguments happening in Dubai, it can be quite intense,
08:42because you can't escape it.
08:44Fuck!
08:45Fuck!
08:46I remember being in Cancun when no-one was speaking to us.
08:49I was just stuck in a house with eight people who hated us.
08:52So, it's like, it's the best place in the world,
08:55but it can't be the worst place in the world,
08:56because you are literally trapped there.
08:59Are we all ready?
09:01Woo!
09:02I said, are we all ready?
09:03Yeah!
09:04He's going to be excited now!
09:05Yeah!
09:06Let's get to the boat then!
09:08Yeah!
09:09Yeah!
09:10Come on, birthday bit.
09:11Oh, I might drink wine with you in your car.
09:13You go with them, then Chantal get in the air,
09:15there we go, sorted.
09:16Summer, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love!
09:38I'm having the best time. There's drinks on arrival, Prosecco. There's also like a little cheese ball. Fuck I don't
09:46know. I feel like Victoria Beckham.
09:57I feel like Nathan is pulling this trip out of the bag and I cannot complain. Boat party bitches.
10:05Right guys, do you want to cheer us then? No, no, no.
10:10Firstly, it's nice to be back. Chloe, can't believe you're 30.
10:14Happy birthday. And yeah, let's set sail and have some fucking Marie.
10:21Not going to lie, I'm having a great time on this boat trip and it's really taken my mind off
10:32missing my boyfriend Jack.
10:37I think coming back, I didn't know if people would have actually changed, but like looking at Jay who is
10:42now vegan and so into his food.
10:44And he's still training and you've got Marnie who's pregnant sitting there. Holly's like, yeah, I'm only having a few
10:49drinks.
10:50Sophie's still dancing and enjoying herself, but she's still just normal.
10:54Even Chloe is daft as she is. I feel like she's even grown up. So it honestly is nice to
10:59see.
11:03The wind on this poor party is fucking awful. I'm sure mine and Kelly's hair transplants have just flew back
11:08to Turkey.
11:12We're back. I know, mate. I know, cheers. I'm fucking glad you're coming.
11:15Like, because when you left, I'd done the next series and I left when you left because I just thought
11:19I walked in with you and it just wasn't right.
11:22And then I was like, it doesn't feel the same. To be fair, I wouldn't have came back if you
11:25weren't here.
11:27Aaron was obviously a massive part of me coming back. I remember walking Aaron into the Jodie show house for
11:32the first time.
11:32We've been mates before Jodie show. I wanted him to have a good time as well. I think he also
11:37needs this.
11:37He's been going through a bit of shit. I'm here for him and he's here for me.
11:41I'm just understanding where I fit in. I've always said I'll come back, but I'm not going to act or
11:45be different to how I am at home.
11:48Yeah, of course. Obviously, it's completely different. Yeah. I can tell it's different.
11:52Well, I better be there. I can see little whispers about James coming back. What is going on with James?
11:59From the last one in Thailand, like, Ricky, James and Jay, there's a massive friend about that.
12:03Then James has done an interview saying, oh, Ricky, he's always had a problem with talking to birds like shit.
12:07So then someone's went to Ricky's mom. Look at this interview about your son.
12:11So that's when Ricky's gunning, fucking gunning for James. It's going to go fucking off.
12:17What do you think Kyle will do? Do you think Kyle will just jump to find James?
12:20I had to separate Kyrie and Ricky during that. Oh, really?
12:22I was like, what the fuck? And I was going to each other. I was like, what are you doing?
12:25It's going to go off. That's what I was going to say.
12:27It's going to go off, but it won't affect you.
12:29See, this is a part that I didn't want to come back to.
12:32I'm a bit good because I want it to stay like this for as long as possible because this is
12:35happy and it's nice.
12:36I don't really want to be here when everything starts kicking off.
12:42Well, this is nice. Just catching up. Can I stand here?
12:46Can I stand here? All right, cheers.
12:47Well, this is lovely, isn't it? It's weird, isn't it?
12:49The last time you were on a boat, he sent you home?
12:53It's just a bit awkward that I'm standing catching up with Kyle on a boat when I sent him packing
12:58in Greece on a boat.
13:00Holly the Votan is off again. Doesn't this look familiar?
13:04In all the years of Geordie Shaw, the biggest event to rock the family was my break-up with Kyle.
13:10When we were island hopping around Greece.
13:16And the way it all came to a head when we were out in a nightclub.
13:19What are you doing? That's my ex-wife, man.
13:24In front of my face!
13:26And when we left the club, Aaron kicked off in the car with Kyle.
13:30Every night, every fucking night.
13:33And it all ended with one of the biggest fucking fights the family had ever seen.
13:38Something had to be done and it was Gary that came up with the solution that left me devastated.
13:43This is weird.
13:49One year's gonna have to go.
13:51I'll make it easier for you.
13:53I'll go.
13:54I'm gonna go.
14:07It is crazy to think that something that was so big back then is now just a distant memory.
14:12And I'm just hoping that what's in the past is gonna stay in the past.
14:16Can I ask you a question? Why now have you decided to come back?
14:18Why now?
14:19Of all the times...
14:20Yeah.
14:20Because Aaron's back.
14:21So if Aaron wasn't here, you wouldn't have come back?
14:23No.
14:24No.
14:24So I mean nothing to you then?
14:25No.
14:26That just solidifies everything I ever thought about our friendship.
14:30Gary can say that he's come back for Aaron all he wants.
14:32But when he did leave George Shaw, he unfollowed every single person.
14:35But he never unfollowed me.
14:37So I think Gary just likes to pretend that he doesn't like me.
14:41Yeah, I'm just getting filled in.
14:42But obviously the...
14:44What's it called?
14:45The cat out the bag.
14:46Before the cat out the bag.
14:47Where is he?
14:47He's in the bag.
14:48Like, obviously the cat in the bag is James and all this going on.
14:52But when he let the cat out of the bag.
14:53So I'm like, what is it before you let the cat out of the bag?
14:54Aye.
14:55The cat's in the bag.
14:57So the cat...
14:57Phil's in.
14:58Phil is in.
14:59I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.
15:01Put the cat in the bag.
15:02What's the crack, basically?
15:03What's the crack, yeah?
15:04The cat in the bag.
15:06What the fuck is he talking about?
15:09I think it's got so blown out of proportion that it needs to get brought back down to actually what
15:13happened.
15:14And if it all gets irate and everyone's kicking off, I think you need to stay calm to get James
15:18away and wait until it calms down.
15:21You need to be that person for James.
15:22Yeah.
15:22Where we can be that person for Jay and Ricky.
15:26Yeah, Ricky.
15:26So we can be like, whoa, whoa, boys, calm down.
15:28Let's just wait and have a chat.
15:29And you can be like, James, come and wait.
15:30Gary, you've been here for five minutes.
15:33Why have you picked a side?
15:35It's Chloe's birthday.
15:36We're on a boat.
15:37We're calling him this nice little boat.
15:38Sun's out.
15:38That's the thing in this valley.
15:39Do you want to ruin Chloe's birthday?
15:39Can't talk about James anymore.
15:41Let's go.
15:45I have to sit here by myself.
15:49So they're on Ricky's side as well.
15:51Yeah.
15:53I'm a bit worried when it doesn't go.
15:54I am worried now.
15:55I'm really worried.
15:56It is good that Gary is back and that he's with everyone.
16:01He should be here.
16:04But me and Gaz have always been on different sides.
16:07I'm a bit unsure if he's ever actually liked us.
16:10Do you know what it is?
16:11When I thought, when Gaz came back there and I thought to myself,
16:14all right, well, he's going to be neutral.
16:16Aaron's neutral, like that.
16:17And then they've just said that in that chat.
16:19Like, they'd have Jay and Ricky's back.
16:21I just don't think they can have his back.
16:23I think it's more of a case they're going to put him away.
16:25Me and Kyle's a bit of a weird one.
16:26Like, when Kyle first came into the house, we got on.
16:28But I think it just took him a very long time to find his feet.
16:32So I never really got close to it.
16:35I don't think a lot of the lads did back then.
16:37But it's nice to see him kind of ten years later.
16:40I feel like now he has found his feet.
16:42I feel more alone now and the only person I've got in here is you.
16:45I don't care.
16:45I'd rather have that.
16:46I'd rather have my real friends I actually talk to inside and outside this house.
16:49I know.
16:49I'm not fucking fake.
16:50I never will be.
16:53Gary's still the same, isn't he?
16:54He is.
16:55As much as people say he's not, he is.
16:56I mean, he's not going to go out and bang like 50 birds, is he?
16:59But he's...
17:01It's...
17:01The way you talk to him, it's still...
17:05All about gas.
17:07Let me see you.
17:08Let me see you.
17:10Let me see you.
17:12It's a nice naughty little nectar team.
17:15That feels love.
17:18Ah, this is the life.
17:19This is the life.
17:23I'm really enjoying myself, you know.
17:24It's all time Bobby if you're 30.
17:26I know, I know.
17:26You've grown so much though, Chloe.
17:28I know, I have.
17:28You know, me and you never used to get along back the day.
17:31I know, I can't stand it.
17:32How close we are now though.
17:33Yeah, we are, we are.
17:34Last time in Thailand, me and Ricky didn't really say aye, aye.
17:37We've never really been close.
17:38But now that I've actually like started spending a little bit more time with him,
17:41he's actually a really nice lad.
17:43And I feel like he's really misunderstood.
17:45It's by me to start buying houses as well as well.
17:47Oh, fuck the hell.
17:48I'm an entrepreneur now.
17:50No, you are though.
17:50And Joyce, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
17:52Appreciate it.
17:53I really appreciate it.
17:53Honestly, I'm having Aaron back here.
17:55Gary back here.
17:55I feel so like...
17:57I feel like it's starting to come together.
17:58You know what I mean?
17:58I just feel so good.
18:00I know it's Chloe's birthday.
18:02But I've got something really fucking important that I need to bring up to her,
18:05that I haven't told anyone else about.
18:07James has been very, very, very two-faced with Nathan.
18:11Nathan?
18:12With Nathan.
18:13He's been very jealous of him.
18:14Nathan and James have always been close.
18:16So what do you mean jealous?
18:18I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm checking him to buy it.
18:19So he always used to whinge and complain and moan about how much work Nathan was getting.
18:23Don't understand.
18:24Like, what was he actually saying?
18:25It was just about the shoulders and, and you know, he's getting this, he's getting that,
18:28why he's getting this.
18:29So he was jealous of him every single moment.
18:32Nathan is a massive, like, personality.
18:34That's right.
18:35We all know that.
18:36We all get to more shows and we all literally encourage each other.
18:39I'm just, I'm so taken back and I'm a bit hurt.
18:41Yes, we all, we all don't work that way though.
18:42But that's the type of person, is he?
18:43He puts on this persona and this character of, I'm everyone's friend.
18:47I'm the Mr. Nice Guy.
18:48Fucking hell, I've got right caught up in this.
18:51I hate awkward situations like this.
18:53And to be honest, I wish Ricky never told us.
18:55I am a little bit shocked because I didn't think James was like that.
18:58But my main priority is telling Nathan.
19:00I don't know whether he's going to be arse.
19:02He might not even care.
19:03But my main priority is telling him what God said.
19:05It's quite annoying and upsetting for me because I'm going to have to say something to Nathan
19:09because Nathan loves James.
19:11And I'm just, I don't know how he's going to take it, to be honest.
19:13Because if I personally found it out about my friend saying they don't want us to do good,
19:17how am I getting all the work?
19:18I'll be devastated, I'm honest.
19:20Now that all of this is going on and Ricky's told us all this information,
19:23I just feel like it's getting worse and worse and worse.
19:25And I'm getting further away from thinking I'm going to have this good 30th birthday.
19:36Let's go!
19:47Come on!
19:49Let's get drunk as a skunk!
19:53Come on, I might go to bed with you for nice.
19:55Shall we go out in the garden?
19:57Fucking hell, after seeing Gary on the board and him telling us that if things get too heated
20:02he's going to take Ricky to one side, I have to get James on the phone?
20:12What's going on?
20:12Hello.
20:15What's going on?
20:21Hello mate, how are you doing, you alright?
20:24I'm good, you? What's happening?
20:26Yeah, yeah, good mate.
20:27Erm, well...
20:28Missing him?
20:29I am missing your life.
20:30But you never guess who turned up today.
20:32Fucking Gazza's back in the house.
20:35I swear don't I, you've just turned up.
20:38I haven't seen Gazza in about ten years.
20:40Aye.
20:41It'll be like sitting in an old school mate.
20:43Yeah, exactly.
20:44That's what it's like in your school reunion, innit?
20:46Just for all the naughtiest kids.
20:48So, I know obviously you're friends with James.
20:51But for the past two, three years, he's been whinging and moaning how much work you've been getting.
20:57Okay.
20:58Well I don't think that is right for me.
20:59Okay.
21:00Well I think as a friend, you should always want your friends to do well.
21:04Mm-hmm.
21:04And he's vented a lot.
21:06Obviously I don't know how you're going to feel about it.
21:08But if I was you, I'd be like, well, I don't know.
21:10Yeah, I'm getting loads of work.
21:12Well, yeah, obviously I get that.
21:13Like, and I get like...
21:17I can't tell if this is genuine or if it's a reach to get me on side.
21:21Because I know he's got beef with James.
21:23Because why have you waited till now to tell me?
21:26I mean, I got in with Ricky the other night about everything that's going on at home.
21:30Yeah.
21:30And it got pretty heated.
21:31Got to the point where we had to get pulled apart from each other.
21:34Still talking about what's going on about, is he, even though I'm not there?
21:37All the time.
21:38Has he got no else to talk about?
21:40I know.
21:40There's something underlying here because I haven't done anything wrong.
21:45Mate, you've been killing it over the past few years.
21:48Yeah.
21:48You've been smashing it.
21:50You'd want to support them.
21:51He's not being that about you.
21:52What was sad?
21:53Dissing you in terms of, why is he getting so much work?
21:57Mate, it's something...
21:58I'm not that popular about someone being jealous of me.
22:00Because at the end of the day, like, there is no one, like, not being a narcissist,
22:03but there is no one like me, so no one can do what I can do.
22:06Yeah, yeah.
22:07If I didn't know me, I would be jealous of me.
22:11And I am me.
22:12I think you need to come over.
22:14I really do.
22:15Well, do you know what?
22:16Fuck it.
22:16I'm going to book some flights.
22:17Yes.
22:18Thank God for that.
22:19I'm going to come out tomorrow.
22:21Perfect.
22:22Yes, it's Chloe's birthday.
22:23I think we've got, like, a black tie event as well, which would be good if you turn up
22:26for that.
22:27I'm suited and booted.
22:28Yeah, I'm suited and booted.
22:29Oh, he's going to hit us even more.
22:32But do you know what?
22:33I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
22:35I can't wait to see you too, mate.
22:36I can't wait to see both of yous.
22:38Love yous.
22:39See yous later.
22:40Bye.
22:45The only thing I don't like is, obviously, that you and James are, like, heads.
22:49But I just, like, I don't like how, like, other people get involved.
22:52I do, I'm not talking wrong.
22:54Hey, I'm only venting what he said to us.
22:56I just want you to be trapped with respect when it comes to friendships.
22:59But I would rather you know than just finding out of him on the day.
23:02It's a shame.
23:03You trusted someone that you can't trust?
23:04Yeah.
23:05Okay.
23:06Okay?
23:06You take it anyway.
23:08I'm going to love you in leaving school.
23:21Thank you, guys.
23:21I've just got to take a few months away.
23:22Would someone be jealous of me?
23:24That is no new news.
23:27Oh.
23:33Nathan, how's it going, mate?
23:35Just wanted to drop you a quick message.
23:37I've just spoke to Kyle, and I've decided that me and Leah, we're gonna come out tomorrow. It's Chloe's birthday
23:44We wouldn't miss it for the world, and we know there's so much shit happening that we need to come
23:49and sort out
23:50So I can't wait to see us and I'll see us tomorrow
23:54Well, I'm not gonna get one wink of fucking sleep now
24:14Last night Ricky dropped some weird shit on me saying that James is jealous of me
24:18To be honest if James is jealous of me, that's the last thing on my mind right now
24:22I want to get this place looking amazing for Chloe's birthday
24:26I had really bad dreams, sorted out
24:28Trevor Bond
24:29I had dreams I had sex with someone, and it wasn't Jordan
24:37Morning mate
24:38Morning, how are you?
24:39My back's killing us
24:41I'll tell you what, this back's causing you some issues, mind, isn't it?
24:44Yeah, it's down my leg
24:45My back is getting no better, and it's really, really annoying us
24:49Especially because we've came out here for Chloe's 30th
24:52I don't want to miss out, so I'll book myself some physio
24:54I'll see you when I get back
24:56Alright, well, mate, I'll see you soon
24:58Trevor
24:59I love it
25:04Morning, Gabby Biedel
25:05Morning
25:05Nice to see you still here and you haven't gone off on after us yet
25:09Tomorrow
25:10Morning
25:11Morning
25:12Morning
25:13That's not cooked
25:14I told you
25:15Take it then, I do it salmonelli
25:16Guys, can you remember the mess we used to make when we used to do breakfast and stuff together?
25:21It's fair the fact that we're all here having avocado and boiled eggs and spinach and rice
25:24We came a long way
25:25We came back
25:26What would you like to do whilst you're here? Go to a club?
25:30No, I don't want to go anywhere near a nightclub
25:31Who's going to say golf?
25:33I would love to take the lads golfing
25:34That's what you said on the boat
25:35I never thought I'd see the day that Gary Biedel swaps nightclubs for golf clubs
25:41He needs to remember it's Geordie Shore, not Geordie Bar
25:45I'd love a high, love a high, love a wall
25:47What about a skydive, Holly?
25:50I can't do that now, Gary, we've got children
25:52Remember that time I was too fat to skydive
25:54You made me go to the airport
25:56To be fair, you might have just wanted to be strapped to another man
25:58Yeah, yeah
25:59Oh, well, I mean, come on, did you see that man?
26:01Can you actually remember that?
26:04Oh, God, shut up with the used times
26:05Nathan didn't tell he was gay for about the first two months he was in here
26:08Could you tell?
26:08He's in the clubs going to me, he's like, I saw which birds getting hit later
26:15I think I kept it well hidden
26:17When I first came on Geordie Shore, I didn't think the likes of Gary, Aaron
26:21Or Scott would accept me because they're like alpha males
26:23But when I finally did come out and Gary told me he loves me no matter what
26:27And I'm always going to be one of the boys
26:28I'll never forget that
26:30So today is a very, very big, big, big day
26:35Oh, God
26:36We're going to have Chloe's big 30th birthday party in the villa
26:41We're going to decorate the place really nice
26:42But I need yous out of the way
26:44So Marnie and Chloe, you're going to a nice hotel
26:46Where you're going to spend the day getting pampered
26:49Get ready to get that
26:51It's a nice surprise when you come back
26:53Since being in Lisbon, I haven't been able to get involved as much as I would have liked to
26:57So this is just perfect to spend some quality time with Chloe
27:00And be trapped like a princess
27:01So myself, Jordan, Sophie, Chantelle and Abby
27:05We're going to decorate the villa
27:06It's done in
27:06Yep
27:07Is that all right?
27:07Yes
27:07Today is going to be a fucking lot
27:11I'm going to entertain the whole house
27:13Whilst decorating the house
27:15Then throwing cool your birthday party
27:17All whilst being on fucking holiday
27:21Yay
27:22And anyone else who isn't operating on Nathan's demands
27:28I've got a fitness boot camp sorted
27:30So if you want to come and join that, feel free
27:32I'll come
27:33It looks like I've been missed out on this
27:35So I'll come with you
27:36Yeah
27:36Back in the day, this would have been my worst nightmare
27:39But somehow I ended up in the fitness industry
27:42And a day at boot camp with the boys
27:43Actually sounds like a brilliant idea
27:45So this might be good news
27:46It might be bad news for some
27:48But James and Leah are on their way
27:50And they'll be coming to the party tonight as well
27:52So just thought I'd let you know
27:54He did message me last night and told me
27:55So
27:57Fight night!
27:58Fight night!
27:59This is not going to be a party
28:01As soon as Ricky gets back
28:03I need to let him know that James is coming
28:04Because obviously they've got things to sort out
28:07Right, let's party, bitches!
28:18Are you going now?
28:19Yeah
28:20This house better be tip-top when we get back
28:22Excuse me
28:23It's not good, girls
28:25I'm expecting big things from you, Nathan
28:28I love Latourpheus
28:29Make sure you look gorgeous
28:30Don't come back into that texture
28:31Bye
28:32Don't come back into that
28:35Get out
28:36Don't come back to that texture
28:37I love you
28:38Have a nice time
28:39Bye, Gia
28:40Right, she's gone!
28:44I'm hurt, I make them mad
28:46I'm a little high and I love it
28:49I'm hurt, it's so fantastic
28:51It's so fantastic
28:53Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
28:55Doing well, look
28:56How are you feeling?
28:57How was that?
28:59Painful
29:00Was it?
29:01I had two physiosomes
29:03Two?
29:04They really hurt
29:05They want me to go back tomorrow
29:06So what I've got is sciabica
29:07And it's a pain in my ass
29:09And it goes all the way down my leg
29:11And it is so, so fucking painful
29:13You'll not be coming out this afternoon
29:16We're going to the fitness boot camp
29:18Are you really?
29:19I mean, you can come and watch if you want
29:21Nah, I'm good
29:22I'll chill you
29:23On other news
29:24On other news
29:25Confirmed James
29:26James has come back the night
29:27Yeah
29:28Makes sense, though, doesn't it?
29:29Back at some
29:30He's here for the party of the night, definitely
29:32Looking forward to seeing him
29:34So that little toad is going to turn up tonight
29:36Bring it on
29:37He's obviously coming in
29:39You need to speak to him
29:40I want to speak to him
29:41And see how it goes
29:42Do I think it's going to go well?
29:44Probably not
29:45But
29:54I want to get my hair done
29:56Yeah
29:56You've got your face masked up
29:57Might even get my lashes done
29:58We need to just relax
30:00Relax
30:00Clear our heads
30:01Yes, of course
30:02You need to go into this party tonight
30:04Like, so zen
30:05Refreshed
30:06Recharged
30:07And refold
30:09I'm so pleased that Nathan chose us to go to the hotel with Chloe for our birthday
30:14She means the absolute world to us
30:15And now we can celebrate in style
30:17Everyone's going to look so good as well in black tie
30:20What do you mean, black tie?
30:21It's black tie tonight
30:23Is it?
30:24I'm wearing white
30:26No one taught us it was black tie
30:27Does black tie mean that, like, we've got to wear black?
30:30Are you sure of that?
30:31Like, gowns
30:31You've got a gown?
30:32No, no one taught us to bring a gown
30:34I've got fucking, I've got a flare
30:35I bet you wanna be like me
30:37I bet you wanna be like me
30:39Oh, very pop
30:44I bet you wanna be like me
30:47I bet you wanna be like me
30:47I bet you wanna be like me
30:48Oh, look at the little flowers
30:51Happy birthday, Chloe
30:52Best wishes
30:53Oh, how nice is that?
30:55Oh, that's so cute
30:58Am I open the Prosecco or should I do it?
31:01It's actually champagne
31:02Is it?
31:03Freaking hell
31:04This is such a
31:05Woo!
31:06I mean, you can't have one
31:07But you can always watch me, love
31:10It's my birthday!
31:12So, we're gonna pamper
31:13Get ready
31:14Get heads on
31:15But should we have some lunch first?
31:16Yeah
31:16Are we starving?
31:17Let's align the stomach
31:18When you put the ice
31:19Lovely bloody day
31:21Can you feel it getting hot?
31:23Getting hot?
31:24Getting hot?
31:26I don't want this to ever stop
31:28Ever stop
31:29Back in the day
31:30The lads would do their own thing
31:31And the girls would be off doing something else
31:33But it's actually nice now
31:34That we can all come together as friends
31:37Probably because we're not all shagging each other
31:39And that's the reason why I think it's good
31:54Thank you
31:56Behaltary
31:56Do you keep the air
32:01Cemalus
32:01And your hands
32:03Do you keep the air
32:03written along?
32:04What am I experiencing is that?
32:05I treat you
32:05What am I
32:09How are you feeling about the night with James coming in?
32:12I feel like it's a good thing, because they need to talk about it.
32:14I mean, it has to happen, because everyone's formed opinions on it now.
32:18Everyone gets involved.
32:19There is so much James has got that he wants to say to Ricky
32:22and what Ricky wants to say to James, and it's going to get heated.
32:26It's going to get bad.
32:26Me and you don't need to fall out. No, no, no, I mean, I was thinking that myself.
32:30I think it's got very schoolyardy, it's very this side, that side.
32:33I don't want it to be like that, because I've always looked up to you,
32:36I've always respected you.
32:37Yeah, yeah, and I've always said that, I was like,
32:39I've never had an issue with Kyle,
32:40and I don't want to get to a point where it comes to blows,
32:43and then, do you know what I mean, then me and you are...
32:46Nah. It just doesn't need to get to that.
32:47Cos I would never want to fall out with you, mate, you know,
32:50honestly, I wouldn't.
32:51If we lost our friendship, I'd be fucking wounded.
32:54Erm...
32:54Well, we're on the same boat with that one.
32:56Aye, definitely. We're on the same boat with that.
32:57Yeah. It's a blast this set.
32:59Aye. I hope you struggle with these like I did.
33:01LAUGHTER
33:03I enjoyed that, to be fair, I haven't done much exercise since we've been here.
33:06I think everyone's banging their fitness anyway.
33:08Yeah. We've all got there in the end.
33:10The Holly I knew, like, when I first met her,
33:13she would go and get a block of cheese, microwave it,
33:16and that was her dinner.
33:17That is the same Holly who's here now, doing a circuit.
33:21It is so weird, but also really normal, to have you both here.
33:26I had that.
33:27Like, it feels so natural.
33:29What we all grew up and went through, especially with the show,
33:32and then that ten years was mental.
33:35Yeah.
33:35We've all grew up together, we've all had kids, we've all...
33:37No-one else understands that.
33:40It's been 15 years, nearly.
33:42Yes, there's still some drama,
33:44but thankfully it's not involving any of us right now,
33:47and James and Leah are on the way,
33:48and that's probably going to go tits-up.
33:50Do you know what I am excited to meet Leah?
33:52I haven't met her.
33:53Honestly, she is such a nice...
33:55It's not who you would have thought that James would get with.
33:59In a nutshell, it would be nice for them to walk in and say,
34:01listen, let's go and sit down.
34:03Yeah.
34:03And clean out the differences.
34:05In an ideal world...
34:07Yes, but this is never ideal, is it?
34:09This is never an ideal world.
34:14Did you hear that?
34:16What?
34:16The decorations are here!
34:18There is so much work to do.
34:21We need to decorate.
34:22We need to organise.
34:23We need to get ready.
34:25We need to make sure this place looks amazing.
34:28Queen, boss, queen, boss.
34:31Two people take that.
34:32Wait, Ricky's got a bad back, remember?
34:34Where is this going?
34:35I'll be popping them over there.
34:36Do you want to take that straight in the garden, guys?
34:38Obrigado, obrigado.
34:40Where do you want the cocktail tables?
34:42Outside!
34:48I need to stay there for a second.
34:49We need more people!
34:53Fucking hell!
34:55Faster, guys!
35:00I've missed you.
35:02Love a foot massage, you know me.
35:04For someone that's in absolute agony.
35:07Give me the best massage that you've ever given me before.
35:12That's nice.
35:13Oh, my God, there for a bit.
35:14No, that wasn't long enough.
35:16Bring them down, put them over here.
35:22Look how pretty it is.
35:23Hello.
35:28Oh, my God, this is so romantic.
35:33Are we on a date?
35:35Wow, this is so nice, isn't it?
35:37I love it.
35:38Look how beautiful.
35:39Wow.
35:40This is the first time I've really, truly seen Lisbon.
35:42Like, is this how pretty beautiful it is?
35:44I know, I can't get over it.
35:45Wow, Molly, that looks beautiful.
35:47Honestly, stunning.
35:48But, like, I need to ask you about turning 30, because I'm scared.
35:51I'm panicking about, like, I want kids, I want a family.
35:54Like, I have lived my life now.
35:56Is it good turning 30?
35:57I feel like it's just the best years of your life.
36:00Is it?
36:00In what way?
36:01There's no insecurities.
36:03Yeah.
36:03You know what you want out of life.
36:04You just, you probably become a woman.
36:06Yeah.
36:07And does something just switch?
36:08Mm-hmm.
36:08Really?
36:09I think so, yeah.
36:10Or drinks?
36:13Lovely.
36:14It's mad how you're on the coffee and I'm on the wine.
36:16I feel like all Chloe's anxiety just comes from turning 30.
36:20I know she wants kids, but I know she's not ready for them.
36:23She needs to just focus on what she truly wants
36:25instead of caring about what other people think.
36:2830s, it's just a number.
36:30Age is just a number.
36:31Are you excited for tonight, though?
36:32Yeah, I'm buzzing.
36:33I feel like Nathan's done a really good job.
36:34He has.
36:35I hope he's got us a cake.
36:36Cake?
36:36You need to put out some candles.
36:38Yeah, I do.
36:39I hope it's a stripper.
36:40Would you want one?
36:41Yeah, no, like, just because it's funny, innit?
36:42Like, if it's a girl or boy, I don't mind.
36:44I just want someone to fling us around a bit.
36:46Nothing wrong with that.
36:46I can look for a car in touch, love.
36:48It's been so nice to watch you grow up.
36:52I feel like you've become such a successful, amazing woman.
36:56I'm usually have a little cuddle on that note.
36:57Yeah, I'm not a cuddle, but I'll give you a cuddle.
36:59I don't know if I can with a big belly.
37:00Happy birthday.
37:01Ooh.
37:02Ooh.
37:03I'm not a cuddle, but I love you as well.
37:05I love you.
37:05Thank you for this lovely thing.
37:06This is, like, what, 12 years of friendship?
37:0912 years of friendship.
37:10Now, fucking hell.
37:10How crazy.
37:11How are we then?
37:12We'll go and get ready then for a 10.
37:13Nah.
37:17Hello, everyone.
37:17We're back.
37:37This is a big villa party for Chloe's 30th, and we are making such an effort with the
37:42outfits, with the hair, with the villa, so hopefully when she comes back, she is going
37:47to be very, very happy.
37:52I've just come to check to make sure it's all looking great.
37:56I'm the event organizer.
37:57Yeah, sorry, I'm a bit underdressed for what we've got.
38:02Well, this looks great.
38:03Oh, obrigado.
38:04Obrigado.
38:06Thank you very much.
38:07Tonight is the pinnacle moment.
38:09This holiday all centers around this party.
38:12I just hope Chloe remembers this for the rest of her life.
38:15When you see me, I will look more.
38:16Oh, they're nice as well.
38:18The flowers.
38:20Great job.
38:21Stunning.
38:22Chef's kiss.
38:29Party time.
38:30We're ready.
38:38I'll tell you one thing.
38:40This is the life morning.
38:43I'm really excited for you tonight.
38:46You're going to have a good night.
38:49I think they would have went all out for you.
38:51I do.
38:51Listen, you know Nathan can bring the fucking party, so...
38:55Yeah.
38:55Come on, tell them that it's our night.
38:57Bounce with it, bounce with it.
38:59Rock with it, rock with it.
39:01Feeling it, feeling it.
39:02What do you see in the decoration, then?
39:03Yeah!
39:04I think we've done well.
39:06Doesn't really look that much different if I'm willing.
39:07There's always one negative person, isn't there?
39:10I'm not being negative,
39:12but chugging a few balloons in a pool
39:14does not make your party planner of the year,
39:16but I'm sure we'll also have a great night.
39:19Nathan, you look fabulous.
39:21You do look nice.
39:21I like your hand.
39:22You do look amazing, Nathan,
39:24but it is about Chloe, remember?
39:26Yeah.
39:27Just...
39:28That's fine.
39:29It's not my person.
39:34Love it.
39:35Love it.
39:36Guys, you can laugh all you want,
39:37but I look fucking better than all of you,
39:39so it doesn't matter.
39:40Should we make our way in the bar and get a drink?
39:42Yeah!
39:42Yay!
39:43Shot!
39:44Shot!
39:45Last one there's a gear, boy!
39:47I'm actually excited for tonight.
39:49It's not often that we all get dressed up.
39:51It's actually amazing to be here
39:52and see Chloe hitting 30.
39:54Thanks for coming.
39:55Thanks for coming to Chloe's party.
39:57Thanks for coming to Chloe's party.
39:58Thanks for coming.
39:59But where is Chloe?
40:00It's right away.
40:21Oh, my God, this looks so good.
40:31Oh, nice.
40:32This is better than what I expected,
40:34I'm not going to lie.
40:35Hello?
40:36Happy birthday!
40:40Oh, my God, this is amazing!
40:41Oh, my God, you've got a cake!
40:42Oh, it's victorious fun!
40:47I can't believe how much effort
40:49that Nathan has actually put into me 30th birthday.
40:52Like, I am actually really overwhelmed
40:53and I wouldn't want to spend it with anyone else.
40:56Oh, my God!
40:58This is so good!
41:00I am so excited for tonight.
41:02I feel like it's going to be an amazing party.
41:04Everyone's together
41:05and I feel like we might actually get a little bit tipsy.
41:07I thought it'd be nice to give Chloe a little speech
41:09because it is your 30th.
41:12So I just want to raise a glass
41:14to my best friend and my sister.
41:17I am so glad that we started...
41:19Don't start crying, because I'll start crying.
41:21Don't.
41:2211 years ago, we never knew each other
41:24and then we walked into this dysfunctional,
41:27crazy family and became the bestest friends.
41:30And since then,
41:30I've seen you through the highest,
41:32the lowest of lows,
41:33but no matter what,
41:34we've always had each other's backs.
41:36And I'm so glad that all of you have came here
41:38to celebrate her birthday.
41:40We can celebrate in style.
41:42But tonight, we honour you, Chloe,
41:44because you are the glue of the family.
41:46We all love you.
41:47You are all of our little sister.
41:49You are a princess.
41:51Tonight, we're going to have such a good party
41:53for Chloe's 30th.
41:55But James is about to arrive
41:57and although I cannot wait to see him,
42:00I don't know if I'm ready
42:02for probably what lies ahead tonight.
42:05So everyone, raise a glass
42:07to Miss Chloe Ferry.
42:09Yes, Chloe!
42:11DJ, play the fucking music!
42:19Here we go!
42:21Oh, shit!
42:23Touch him, Chloe!
42:29We're finally here.
42:31There's no way that I'm going to let Ricky
42:32turn the Geordies against us.
42:34Hello!
42:38Welcome back.
42:40You have the vent hour against me
42:42for two years.
42:44Hang on.
42:45Nathan, I fucking love you to bits.
42:46I know that, which is why I'm like
42:48torn at where I am.
42:49This would never have started
42:50if you didn't do that interview.
42:51But it was facts.
42:52No, it's not, though.
42:53You weren't nasty to her.
42:55Oh, come on.
42:56You haven't got a trap record.
42:56You digged me all the way through.
42:58Off the back of what you did to me.
43:00Because of what you said.
43:00And the way you come here,
43:01wax melt and everything else,
43:02you're both name-called.
43:03Great 30th birthday!
43:04Take!
43:35Tomat.
43:36Love you.
43:37I'm not angry at all.
43:37Let's just stand over it.
43:37Let's change that.
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