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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Movie
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Get harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burp!
07:46Beep!
07:49you asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants toping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:25So, you're gonna get me.
09:37Come on in.
09:37Come on out.
09:37There it is.
09:44Leara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dylan. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:02that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter we need you now so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura
10:16she's got my blood who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:34mommy mommy
10:52it's too late boss her heart beats fading fast
11:09somebody help me
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:55you're my fiance my property you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink
13:04soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:20greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:25more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:26i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:32ha ha ha ha ha
15:34ha ha ha
15:42oh
15:47oh
15:47oh
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11Liz, I've got you, baby.
16:13I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You... Poseidon?
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:53Monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures.
18:00He's just a regular guy after all.
18:03...
18:42My liege, have mercy. I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it. Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show.
19:17My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive. Now,
19:29get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon? Guy's long gone. Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history. Want to bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:24The world's the same as ever. The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:32You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:26You crash!
21:38You crash!
21:40Oh!
21:44You crash!
21:46You crash!
21:48Little fish.
21:56Hades, staff? One shot? The Sea King, he's real.
22:03Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:10One, two.
22:15Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:23Boss, this bum!
22:30You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon, your ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:06Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
23:10Every resource, every contact, now! Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:31Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:50Mommy! You're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:01No, Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
25:05Ha ha ha ha!
25:14Kid's mine. You die.
25:24My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:31You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded. You're wounded. Poisoned. Done. The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:50Feisty one. Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
25:57No!
25:58No!
26:01No!
26:04No!
26:05No!
26:06No!
26:08No!
26:10No!
26:13No!
26:14No!
26:16No!
26:21No!
26:22Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack...
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:37Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:39Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:42Shut up and go!
27:44Now!
27:55If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:00Run all you want!
28:02My pack tears you both apart!
28:05You don't lose.
28:16No!
28:19No!
28:21No!
28:22No!
28:22No!
28:23I don't know.
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:02We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:21Lily, turn around and cover your ears.
29:23Okay?
29:26Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:29Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:49You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:55Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:36Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got?
31:01Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily.
31:29Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:34No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming.
31:38Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:40No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:50Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:04Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back?
32:20Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:32Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:19I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra!
34:20The Coastal Legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:36They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling.
34:40Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:49They're here for me!
34:50Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:55Stop saying that, Jack!
34:56Look around!
34:57We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:04My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature!
35:15You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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