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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12i'm not a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried joe ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's
00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something super
00:00:46lethal global pandemic what's in the genocide between friends just off and let me die in peace
00:00:53with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together four firecracker i am not sexually
00:00:59attracted to you it's about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest
00:01:06person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar
00:01:13like season once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i
00:01:19am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that
00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a patsy so i went another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line
00:01:35to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority veritable
00:01:40army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government and from our
00:01:45streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be kidding me this whole time
00:02:19is
00:02:36oh
00:02:38U.S.A! U.S.A!
00:02:40U.S.A! U.S.A!
00:02:43Thank you, and welcome
00:02:44to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:03Got them. Got them headed to the place now.
00:03:08Hey, John. Mr. Horace, you're in sight.
00:03:11You're a brave hero.
00:03:13Go!
00:03:15Go!
00:03:16Go!
00:03:28Starlight is running wild.
00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough.
00:03:36We said not in America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:03:441!
00:03:451!
00:03:511!
00:03:581!
00:04:002!
00:04:063!
00:04:07the Starlighters a terrorist organization proudly serving the Armed Forces thanks to the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs
00:04:16General Mayhem is up 21% G-Man days passed from the future has grossed over two billion do not
00:04:27get me started on the EBITDA margins
00:04:29and all of this the most important truth is a safer more God-fearing nation our nation
00:04:44yes
00:04:46yes
00:04:48what that little bitch Starlight tried to do on the southern border
00:04:52got it
00:04:53is there no depth to what that little wolf
00:04:56who murdered Queen Mayhem the gods of devoness
00:04:59take these two
00:05:01no no
00:05:02trust these two please
00:05:03now what so they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die
00:05:06come on
00:05:07no Mayhem no you stay back all of you stay back
00:05:12you stay the fuck back and I'll laser you god damn it
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you
00:05:17what the
00:05:46this was an AI generated disinformation campaign period and the American people have the good sense to call out a
00:05:54lie when they see
00:05:55stay back
00:05:56you're on laser every fucking one of you
00:06:00stay back
00:06:02I'll laser every
00:06:04ladies and gentlemen
00:06:05the vice president of the United States
00:06:15tough day
00:06:17sad day
00:06:18sad day
00:06:19when a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies
00:06:22this so-called flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters
00:06:28let's open it up
00:06:31Chris Hayes
00:06:32Vice President Barrett
00:06:33look Chris
00:06:34I know exactly what you're thinking
00:06:35literally
00:06:36and no
00:06:37just because I happen to be a super abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the US
00:06:42of A
00:06:42that is exactly the kind of super phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long
00:06:47honestly
00:06:48do better
00:06:49what about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51the starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53more clickbait
00:06:54I mean who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56and camp
00:06:56we knew this would happen sooner or later
00:06:59we've been ready
00:07:00in the last 24 hours
00:07:02we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation
00:07:04people can't tell their clit from their collarbone
00:07:06the share price is only down half a point
00:07:09besides that damage is minimal
00:07:11what's this?
00:07:12that is a Gutenberg Bible
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount
00:07:16you're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel
00:07:20the Obamas calling you for advice
00:07:25everyone loves you
00:07:26you can't really think I care
00:07:28maybe you didn't used to
00:07:29it's all for you
00:07:31higher the share price
00:07:32happier the billionaires
00:07:33the more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do
00:07:36are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40saying that maybe
00:07:43I even did something to, uh
00:07:47my son?
00:07:48no, everyone knows that Ryan is
00:07:52sorry, that he
00:07:54is at boarding school
00:07:55in Svalbard
00:07:57that story's holding
00:07:59we're good
00:08:01and how about you, Sage?
00:08:03are you?
00:08:06good?
00:08:07I'm fine
00:08:08you're not distracted at all
00:08:10after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12you're not numbing the heartache
00:08:14by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16no
00:08:16then, just tell me
00:08:18how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28because the people don't hate me enough
00:08:29your numbers are north of 96
00:08:31anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure
00:08:33but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts
00:08:37where it counts
00:08:38have you seen the memes?
00:08:40have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45posting them
00:08:46should be a crime
00:08:48yes, but we can't go
00:08:52oh, you're serious
00:08:53uh, sir
00:08:56ongoing conflict is useful to us
00:08:58it keeps people afraid
00:08:59shut up, no, no, no, no, no
00:09:00no
00:09:02you promised me Caesar
00:09:04he was stabbed by his best friends
00:09:06yeah, well
00:09:06I can relate to that
00:09:07but I need
00:09:08people to be
00:09:10devoted
00:09:11to me
00:09:13may I speak freely?
00:09:14give it a shot
00:09:15I told you
00:09:16no matter how much power
00:09:18you amass
00:09:19it will not make you happy
00:09:27you know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:31I think I'll be happy
00:09:32when Starlight
00:09:33and William Butcher
00:09:35are corpses
00:09:40I want it leaked
00:09:42that in three days
00:09:43we are going to execute
00:09:44Hugh Campbell
00:09:45milk
00:09:46and the
00:09:48French one
00:09:50that'll draw out
00:09:51Starlight and Butcher
00:09:53and that I will take care of this
00:09:56once and for all
00:09:58consider it done, sir
00:10:05you
00:10:17can't wait
00:10:19to see
00:10:19you
00:10:19you
00:10:19you
00:10:19you
00:10:22you
00:10:23you
00:10:23you
00:10:23you
00:10:24you
00:10:37you
00:10:38you
00:10:38you
00:10:40you
00:10:40you
00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:14Désolé.
00:11:16Merci quoi, petit hui?
00:11:22Also, pay the venus exploits.
00:11:25Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my frame.
00:11:49Five, five, six!
00:12:13Luis, la bebida.
00:12:29And he got the Flight 37 video out.
00:12:33Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:43No!
00:12:48No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:36On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Thought I'd pop in.
00:13:41Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:46Proof is no God, isn't it?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And here you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:05I fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a turn of heat with the likes of them.
00:14:21What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:40Five fucking weeks Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:01Well, never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why are you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show you.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42It's a waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:54You don't get a change, have you?
00:16:03Who says,
00:16:05I want a change?
00:16:10Who?
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No, I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said, fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Don't you look bashing at eight.
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't had nothing.
00:17:20I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36No more of me making milk.
00:17:38I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my tick or something awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies.
00:18:03Like AI, which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:11First she went and deepfaked Thomas Godalkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI'd this so-called Flat 37 video.
00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here, yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:19:17Yes, it is.
00:19:20Yes, it is.
00:19:46Yes, it is.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him, Huey and him in 72 hours?
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:11No, I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
00:20:14Gassing up a plant now.
00:20:16Wheels up in the now.
00:20:26Smile, Camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale, shot at by Russians, almost
00:20:50blown up at hero-gasm, and lasered at Vaude on ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is, oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
00:21:02Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
00:21:08Hey, get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey, get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19Oh my God!
00:21:21Jesus Christ!
00:21:21Stay in line!
00:21:24Do not love!
00:21:27Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:38What about you?
00:21:40God's sakes!
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:03Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:06Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11War, am I right?
00:22:12B-b-b-breach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten
00:22:22thought she was gonna do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:27and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy and fucking therapy therapy
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:5216-hour flight and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is,
00:22:55oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Bought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
00:23:06but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No. Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting Flight 37 out there.
00:23:40Was it? It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him
00:23:48in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:54A question is why else are we gonna do science walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Lander.
00:24:16Now, are you gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:32I saw a signal.
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We are getting executed.
00:24:39What?
00:24:40So, in 36 hours, we...
00:24:45They're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question is, is it?
00:24:49Why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Offer or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:25:02and then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs, so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you,
00:25:24but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring, then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:40He might be able to help.
00:25:42But even if I can get us in,
00:25:43how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:44Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:50All right, then.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you want to see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall
00:26:22cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:28Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:34Starlight.
00:26:35Spearless filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean, what could she even do
00:26:40besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:58Right?
00:27:00Bro, it's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:05And then you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:12Or starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:20I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:39He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder,
00:27:47who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:54Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary.
00:27:55But, gentlemen.
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell?
00:28:34You could have had my back in there.
00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir.
00:28:39Okay?
00:28:39You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method.
00:28:42Okay?
00:28:43I fuck with Stella Adler.
00:28:44I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:45We literally never broke character.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:49But enough's enough.
00:28:54Bro!
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single.
00:28:57But you know what they say.
00:28:58How do you make God laugh?
00:29:00Make a plan.
00:29:01Ain't that the truth.
00:29:02So there I was at the national prayer breakfast,
00:29:05and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:29:15Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:17Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:25Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was going to say that.
00:29:42Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish D.E.I.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color, too?
00:30:01Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:08Cut!
00:30:08Sage.
00:30:10My sister in Christ.
00:30:12Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
00:30:16Or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:21How is married life the power of Christ compelling you to fuck him?
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:29It's touchy.
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault.
00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill D.E.I.
00:30:42Uh, not today or not.
00:30:45He wants more starlighters arrested.
00:30:47But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:58Cyberterrorists are terrorists, too.
00:31:01True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:04Mm-hmm.
00:31:04It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:14We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:17But now he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:31:20You know, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:23You registered Barrett for president dot com, net, and org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:28You're a soup.
00:31:29Made you fucking vice president.
00:31:31As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah, good talk.
00:31:50Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:55Woman.
00:31:56You're huge.
00:31:59Reacher.
00:32:00Know what they say about huge guys.
00:32:06They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:15Are you fucking crazy?
00:32:16Get in here.
00:32:16Hello, Worm.
00:32:17Yeah, hi.
00:32:19You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:24Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere now.
00:32:28Fucking hell.
00:32:29This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:36Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:38Calm off it, mate.
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:42Pass.
00:32:43Well told.
00:32:45Whatever.
00:32:46Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, didn't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:56Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:58And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't.
00:33:04Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You ruin your appetite.
00:33:08That's right.
00:33:09I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you out to pasture.
00:33:19How does seeing a tunnel fuck what?
00:33:21You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:27Be there.
00:33:28Rochester.
00:33:30Oh, Rochester's got that honey waste oil.
00:33:32Fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower.
00:33:38You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:40Mm-hmm.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry.
00:33:44Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:48Check you long enough.
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:34:00Thanks.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:01Where's everybody?
00:34:07Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh Raid last month.
00:34:09Mm-hmm.
00:34:10Go, Marie Moreau.
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
00:34:19So, what's with the 911?
00:34:21Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow,
00:34:25so we need your help to break them out.
00:34:28Of a vault prison camp?
00:34:30You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:35It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchie to do it.
00:34:46Great.
00:34:46Well, good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
00:34:53So, what, I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:34:57I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
00:35:01Yeah, maybe.
00:35:04I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:09I know you're scared.
00:35:11No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:14I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I get it, I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:30Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:36No.
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up, too.
00:35:42We're going to need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right, so we hit the east gate.
00:35:49We put it here in the guard chain shift.
00:35:51And we go at dawn.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times,
00:35:56just so I can get it in my half.
00:35:57Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks.
00:36:02You know what I mean?
00:36:02You know I quit.
00:36:05Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it
00:36:07when a fucking internment camp.
00:36:09Yeah, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:13Mouchard's got corn in it.
00:36:21Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:25And you will be fine.
00:36:26She's strong.
00:36:31Kimiko, too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:36:39Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them,
00:36:40and you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:55You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farrah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:04And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:28You wanna...
00:37:35Attention campers.
00:37:37Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will alter Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:28Fuck you.
00:38:30Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:39We both know they're coming.
00:38:42Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:47Believe Festival.
00:38:48They tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:50I remember thinking,
00:38:54Why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it from your perspective.
00:39:11You're punching up.
00:39:12Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives?
00:39:26To try and rescue you.
00:39:32Because I do it for them.
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:56Something came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:00Thanks.
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:40:05Oh, my bad.
00:40:08Salade limé.
00:40:09I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been slacking on my duo lingo.
00:40:12You ain't got to do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17Would it have been like a year, some change now?
00:40:20Are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine.
00:40:25You're a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you over.
00:40:31Just please.
00:40:32Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:38And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:47That Raina, your nephews.
00:40:49I mean, yeah.
00:40:51Yeah, moving around constantly.
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:57It's good to see you like this.
00:41:01Mom will be really proud of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg.
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16Hey, Train.
00:41:17That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How are you going to get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out, one by one.
00:41:24Oh, that will take all fucking night.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:31Frenchie goes first.
00:41:32Yeah, all right.
00:41:32Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:34We will get him.
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:42:00Shit, go ahead.
00:42:02You've been whining like a little bitch since the Ace Horse.
00:42:14They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never going to stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:26Yeah, exactly.
00:42:28Right now, it's you coming after me.
00:42:29Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus.
00:42:44What?
00:42:44It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:52Look at you.
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified you are.
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander,
00:43:13you don't even see what this has done to you.
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:28It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:35Sooner or later, I'm gonna get to your family.
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:52God.
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C,
00:43:54that's Crimson Counts Capers,
00:43:55it was impossible to, like,
00:43:57tick every box
00:43:58and tie up every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:44:03You can't do it.
00:44:04Finale's at the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10What's that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here
00:44:12thinking I should just blaze on in there
00:44:13and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that...
00:44:16Oh, come off it.
00:44:17Don't give me that
00:44:18Huey Safer and his playpen bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there
00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth of deep, dark shit you've done.
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:33Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
00:44:36Because that shit is going to get us all killed.
00:44:39I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the last finale?
00:44:43Good to work, asshole.
00:44:44Great.
00:44:45I'm fucking starving.
00:44:46Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:52Wait, that...
00:44:53That's a Vaught Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no.
00:44:56You said I got to stick a Devon.
00:44:58That guy's fucking lazered in half.
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?
00:45:02It's complicated,
00:45:03and I don't want to get into that right now.
00:45:04I'm fucking half...
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:45:08So you're going to dig us a hole
00:45:09or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:20Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are going to want to stay back.
00:46:04Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:05Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:11I'll be right back.
00:46:11I'll be right back.
00:46:12Fuck you.
00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A-story and the Reacher's pack I'm working
00:47:01on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Take that as a yes.
00:47:27Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick!
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ, William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:39what you've become.
00:48:41And you did all that for me.
00:48:49No, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the
00:49:03only one that's ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on, Rolly's gonna fly us out.
00:49:38Come on, Rolly's gonna fly us out.
00:50:07Tom and Rolly's gonna fly us out.
00:50:14Get down.
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:24Luke.
00:50:25Regi.
00:50:27Come on, Rolly, move!
00:50:35No!
00:50:38Hey, hey!
00:50:39Hi, baby.
00:50:40It's okay.
00:50:41It's okay.
00:50:42Just stay down, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, sir.
00:51:29Don't you fucking move!
00:51:32Get your hands up before I can see you.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see you!
00:51:42Merci, mademoiselle.
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50But where is she going?
00:51:54You're crazy!
00:51:55What do you think I'm gonna do with you?
00:52:01I can't see you next time.
00:52:06I'll do it, too.
00:52:06No!
00:52:10I got a sweet fight!
00:52:11I can't see you next time, but I can't see you.
00:52:12I can't see you next time.
00:52:13Ah, I can't see me.
00:52:38Let's go.
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go.
00:53:06Hey, I'm still.
00:53:07She's coming back.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:22I'm still coming back.
00:54:05She's coming back.
00:54:07She's coming back.
00:54:18She's coming back.
00:54:41She's coming back.
00:54:56She's coming back.
00:55:01She's coming back.
00:55:25She's coming back.
00:55:37Yeah, I know.
00:55:38And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:41I don't know.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:55:44I don't know.
00:55:48I don't know.
00:55:53I don't know.
00:56:10I don't know.
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:15It's the A train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:20I don't know.
00:56:22I don't know.
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:37I don't know.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:56Really?
00:56:58You're just an empty fucking suit?
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:05And what are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:13Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:18Ah.
00:57:20Ugh.
00:57:21Ugh.
00:57:26Ugh.
00:57:28Uh.
00:57:32Ugh.
00:57:33Uh.
00:57:34Ugh.
00:57:37Uh.
00:57:38Uh.
00:57:38The pain is still there,
00:57:40the pain is still there,
00:57:46and it is still a problem.
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