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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Raze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:50We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo.
00:01:58Let's go.
00:02:03Come on, Cleo.
00:02:25Commander Armstrong.
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money.
00:02:36Fame.
00:02:37Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh.
00:02:50I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying!
00:02:56Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:03I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:35Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:43Mm-hmm.
00:03:43So you can barely feed yourself?
00:03:44The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What the...
00:03:50Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What?
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:51I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging, there's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Mm-hmm.
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no fail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:37He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:56Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:32Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:03Endo-genic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:29Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:17If you can't heal him,
00:13:20we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:27Mm-hmm.
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What? Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now, stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:38Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:17If you don't want these drooling vultures to look out, move on and wait for too long?
00:18:17Do you know of these drooling vultures?
00:18:19No matter what age, we end up, it also just gave us the original one- pricey window.
00:18:22From it, over there...
00:18:23Doesn't seem to want at this whole stuff.
00:18:23There's more than that, no last time.
00:18:23I was a shriepring PS020ENCE-ๅฅฝpr ์‹ ๏ฟฝ ะถะตะฝั‰iner.
00:18:23Let's just try to alarmise them with gloves.
00:18:23I don't know if I needed to wait for this ult jacuzzias, because I was probably a bit more Anthony
00:18:23- prestataires for everything.
00:18:24Let's
00:18:24do that. Let's
00:18:27do amazing things.
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:58that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:08shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:14background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:06this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:40help me i'm just one
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:21can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:33rewrite the world
00:21:35rewrite the world
00:21:38human
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me by bathing with me
00:21:53who are you your fucking spy
00:21:56talk
00:21:57i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:06i will never
00:22:20i will never
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:30attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:34it's science okay it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:37it's physically
00:22:40you're distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:58get em boys
00:23:00get em
00:23:01fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:11fire
00:23:11fire
00:23:16fire
00:23:29display
00:23:30bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch young
00:23:37master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to
00:23:43make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i
00:23:48are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the
00:23:54goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss
00:24:00trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:07maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:15better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:21trixie
00:24:21you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:27it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily
00:24:34it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:42i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't
00:24:48deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's
00:24:55up to
00:24:55me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your
00:25:04hands
00:25:04you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is
00:25:12no way i
00:25:13i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give
00:25:21you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:45poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son is in there
00:25:53you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care about
00:25:59themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son and then
00:26:06he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:14i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:36they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:42if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who
00:26:48sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't
00:26:54have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too
00:26:59long
00:27:00captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:16ready aim oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been distracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:42i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:50saved this
00:27:50man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease
00:27:56spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:28:09general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:15don't hurt her
00:28:21he's secure
00:28:28his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad
00:28:48lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:55i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will
00:29:08not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no there is only
00:29:15one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:33over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:39what matters is that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling
00:29:45your wish of saving your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our
00:29:51promise to you yet he's right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander
00:29:57would
00:29:57take you as a wife if you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry
00:30:02me instead
00:30:03oh i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your
00:30:27brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still
00:30:32Lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:39anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46Trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go
00:31:00hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss Trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:08she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:13world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:20i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:51licenses wait no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:00we were truly blessed to have miss Trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:06was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:32:11shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no
00:32:16normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a
00:32:22woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life she won my heart over
00:32:26too but if my bestest
00:32:28big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:39i'm dumping Trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:47now Trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:32:57fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:11grandma Beatrice Trixie Amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your best
00:33:19friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:31you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:49life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:57that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:27and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:35look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the
00:34:44presidential contract i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:34:56marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:11you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family
00:35:20for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that
00:35:27level poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:33what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:46she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even
00:35:54if you
00:35:54got no game i got street credit i got out of keep you dig the word you're looking for is
00:35:59dignity
00:36:00and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:26downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:36:57should i do
00:36:57good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:11again do you remember that
00:37:20tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:27wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:43inherited from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it
00:38:03was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing
00:38:10process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the
00:38:16money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always
00:38:27had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right who actually
00:38:34deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma oh yeah you said tricksy's crashing your wedding she was
00:38:47bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as
00:38:52fuck when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:04we broadcast that video of me
00:39:09yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:15whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her
00:39:21funeral
00:39:29there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:38sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served
00:39:43with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies well
00:39:47she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she waited
00:39:52for him for years and then he betrayed her fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring
00:39:57it down on them at their wedding then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that
00:40:03virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me
00:40:09and protecting her yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir then let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not
00:40:34only are we getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs wake him stowe butch is taking my last name oh and
00:40:52please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but
00:40:58this is a partay after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived
00:41:04to
00:41:05celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor
00:41:13that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd is
00:41:20entertained
00:41:21tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming
00:41:56train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our uh
00:42:02entertainment
00:42:03for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:42:12a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:42:20who bankrolled
00:42:21you two for the last three years and what evidence do you have of that look at me then go
00:42:26look at
00:42:26yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:42:32now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:41see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:48show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:42:54scraps from us
00:42:56the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:02the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:25beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:38rich girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:48tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:55digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make her
00:44:00stop don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech i don't even have to
00:44:05lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:17i
00:44:17always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you
00:44:24and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:29because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be
00:44:34chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:51oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:10home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:18the
00:45:18guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and
00:45:23here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can
00:46:04pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gone
00:46:15delusional
00:46:15and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:20will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:26doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:40wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:45let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war
00:47:03hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an
00:47:08unskilled unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone
00:47:15like general lysander armstrong no one here is going to believe you if you really cured the incurable
00:47:20general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's nice you're just asking to be humiliated
00:47:27trixie show them butch
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:56president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:48:02a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you
00:48:08see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished
00:48:15as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple
00:48:22bucks
00:48:22in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which
00:48:30is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your
00:48:35backstabbing
00:48:35but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:43like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:48:57marry
00:48:58an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:21i do something don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one
00:49:37hell of a
00:49:38blowjob in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which
00:49:43one to
00:49:44fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:49saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you
00:49:56off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:02you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three i think i quite like it here two
00:50:23mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:03wife
00:51:05you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word
00:51:10they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it was nothing
00:51:14i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:24i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:30don't
00:51:30try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:34virtue that
00:51:35a man would die for
00:51:39you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a hundred
00:51:45foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:57i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that she's all
00:52:04cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:41coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a
00:52:46fucking major you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you
00:52:51do you really not know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines
00:52:56what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:00he was just a supply boy
00:53:04war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:12actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:16trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp what a pair
00:53:27seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31maybe we should try to face them off some more don't you think
00:53:35bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:58it's not in my nature i'm like somebody else here
00:54:04listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:13so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor
00:54:23oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:39million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:47this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:55actor must be that easy they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:00nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i i know i know that
00:55:07you are the
00:55:07farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:30clio hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:41But with you, it's so much more
00:55:44Trixie Amore
00:55:48Will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you
00:55:59Thanks
00:56:16Go, go, power couple
00:56:18Okay, stop
00:56:20The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:31Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:34Hey
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41And cherished as
00:56:42The most precious woman on earth
00:56:44Understand
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:51That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:53This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:03As if
00:57:05Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:07Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:10Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:17Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:19I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:22Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:24Come on, Lysander
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46I can dispose of them
00:57:48In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:50I'd handle them myself, but
00:57:54I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:06Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:10Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:12Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm bankrupt
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey
00:58:43Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:48My company's dead
00:58:49It evaporated
00:58:51It's in thin air
00:58:55That's impossible
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:58:59Secretary Cho
00:59:01You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:14You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:16The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:20Drake Seesbury
00:59:22The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:35You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:38It's awesome
00:59:39It's awesome
00:59:40Please
00:59:41Please
00:59:41Please
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:49Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:51You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
00:59:59Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:13Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:20I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me
01:00:25Fine
01:00:26But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:28I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:32Fresh for the taking
01:00:40I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:43Thank you, Devin
01:00:46Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:50By stealing my fiancรฉ
01:00:52But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:58No, to all of humanity
01:01:00So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:03I'm taking it all back
01:01:07Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:12They're imposters
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:18And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:23So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:30Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:37The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leaves the wrong
01:01:43The left
01:01:44That means she's rewarding me
01:01:46The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:58Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:04Approves of my products
01:02:05Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:09No one would even bat an eye
01:02:10She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI
01:02:16FBI
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:20And identity theft
01:02:23Gotcha
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:30No, don't arrest her
01:02:32Trixie is a good person
01:02:34Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:36Grandma
01:02:37Mr. Rogers
01:02:38Mrs. Williams
01:02:39What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:43We were worried
01:02:44So we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen, officer
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:02:54Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:01She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:04My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:07She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:18My brother is not a criminal
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:24Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists
01:03:35And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:37So this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:44I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:50If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:53But don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:56Let's go
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you want to arrest me, if you can
01:04:22If you can
01:04:24If you can
01:04:24If you can
01:04:25If you can
01:04:30If you can
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:14Or do you want more?
01:05:17Let's go
01:05:24Let's go
01:05:26Let's go
01:05:41Let's go
01:05:52Let's go
01:06:04Let's go
01:06:06Drown out the poor
01:06:07See Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections
01:06:09No power
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:22Let them eat cake
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them
01:06:34Grab what you can fam
01:06:36Attack
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:16Dammit
01:07:17Dammit
01:07:17Dammit
01:07:19Dammit
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:26We're quartered
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:35They will be punished
01:07:40Now hold still for me
01:07:44Rite rewrites the world
01:07:56Holy fuck, did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now
01:08:07Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:12No, please
01:08:13I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:15Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:17Sure
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:25While I do not care for glory
01:08:27I do believe in justice
01:08:30Marissa and Butch
01:08:31Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:33But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:35I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong
01:08:44But you're close
01:08:45Bullshit
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try
01:08:54Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:14But, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line?
01:09:28And see for yourself
01:09:30I will
01:09:34Left
01:09:35Leaves the wrong path
01:09:43I'm fine
01:09:44Nothing happens
01:09:45You'll see soon enough
01:09:47Oh, please
01:09:48I really wanna die
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:55Just crossed it again
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again
01:09:59Nothing's happening
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:12No, Bob!
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything
01:10:17Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:26If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:26Come on
01:10:28Major
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See?
01:10:33This must be an illusion
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:39Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:43No, please
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52Oh, please
01:10:53You hurt us first
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:02Marissa
01:11:03Thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:29You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:34It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:44You've got nothing on me
01:11:49Yes
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57Goddess
01:11:57Madam President
01:11:59I require your assistance
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:06Get the VP
01:12:07We're leaving now
01:12:10Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:22A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:27I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:33You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:45So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:46No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:00Oh my god
01:13:01Oh my god
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:09And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:29But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working
01:13:32You can't just fake the
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:39It's like real magic
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:43But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No
01:13:56Trixie, look
01:13:57I believe you
01:13:59You saved me
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:02You did that
01:14:04No matter what happens
01:14:05You are a goddess to me
01:14:07We'll riot against you now
01:14:09Tear her apart
01:14:10Tear her apart
01:14:12Tear her apart
01:14:14Tear her apart
01:14:16Tear her apart
01:14:16Tear her apart
01:14:17The Vice President arrives
01:14:32The Vice President arrives
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:36Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:40Your General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51You?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes, we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:03What I mean is
01:15:06You're the war hero
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding
01:15:12The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:16And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:20He is the General
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the President
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:41I told you
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:44This is treason
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The Goddess Healer needs us
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:00My brother is a war hero
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:12Not just your brother
01:16:15Yeah, it's okay
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:34I truly saved a good man
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:54Let's try it out on them
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the present
01:17:40What the hell?
01:17:42Hey, idiots!
01:17:50Oh, my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:04This is a war crime
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want, I have the presidential contract
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison
01:18:21And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:23That is easy
01:18:25There's no need
01:18:27I'll save everyone
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:48It's gotta be cheap glitter
01:18:52She... she... she is...
01:18:54She is a criminal
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:18:59I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21This contract?
01:19:21Yeah! Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all
01:19:56This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:02Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:15So prepare yourself
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:20What are you gonna do?
01:20:22The President is here
01:20:23And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:52Uh...
01:20:53Why...
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05So ugly on the inside, it makes me wanna vomit
01:21:08I-I-I don't understand
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:13Ah!
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:31Her
01:21:42What?
01:21:44What?
01:21:45What?!
01:21:47Welcome, Goddess
01:21:59You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, help those in need, and make sure the man I
01:22:16chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancรฉe and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, and she's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all you seduced me.
01:23:24You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault.
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself now.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
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