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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Raze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:50We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo.
00:01:58Let's go.
00:02:03Come on, Cleo.
00:02:25Commander Armstrong.
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money.
00:02:36Fame.
00:02:37Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh.
00:02:50I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying!
00:02:56Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:03I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:35Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:43Mm-hmm.
00:03:43So you can barely feed yourself?
00:03:44The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What the...
00:03:50Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What?
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:51I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging, there's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Mm-hmm.
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no fail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:37He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:56Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:32Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:03Endo-genic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:29Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:17If you can't heal him,
00:13:20we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:27Mm-hmm.
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What? Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now, stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:38Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:12You wait.
00:18:19There is.
00:18:32You completely spouse and Torresisco and Torres, Roman and case owner,
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:58that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:08shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:14background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:06this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:40help me i'm just one
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:21can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:33rewrite the world
00:21:35rewrite the world
00:21:38human
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me by bathing with me
00:21:53who are you your fucking spy
00:21:56talk
00:21:57i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:06i will never
00:22:20i will never
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:30attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:34it's science okay it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:37it's physically
00:22:40you're distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:58get em boys
00:23:00get em
00:23:01fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:21those dave missiles how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:28of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's
00:23:35not the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho
00:23:41doesn't even have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:46that's right the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't
00:23:52save him no one can except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been
00:23:58in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:05the goddess maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this
00:24:14hobo girl is better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is
00:24:20not interrupt
00:24:20miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:27it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's
00:24:35a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm
00:24:42gonna ask
00:24:43you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:49he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to
00:24:55me
00:24:56the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:02my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me
00:25:17this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:45poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:50poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:25:57like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:04poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:10of us
00:26:11killed i made a promise to you that i'd save you but it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:36they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:42if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:26:48one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:26:54wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking
00:26:58way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb
00:27:07shelter she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:16ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:51otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:27:57tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:03for
00:28:03yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:10punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:21he's secure
00:28:28his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:55i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:01your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:12wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:18medicine
00:29:18than the queen angel and i
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:33over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:37it doesn't matter who i am what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:42devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:46take care
00:29:47no wait
00:29:49miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:51he's right
00:29:53we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him
00:29:59and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special
00:30:25i just got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31but you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold
00:30:36no really i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46tricksy it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go
00:31:00hobo close halo glow
00:31:03i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:06it was just dumb luck
00:31:08she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:11she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:13marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:20i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:33no no no no my standard my standard was not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:40i so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:51licenses
00:31:51wait no we're not brides
00:31:54no she's just better than us
00:31:56oh my god
00:32:00we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:03she's no average jane
00:32:04no she isn't
00:32:05she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:07but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:14but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:15no normal person could have done that
00:32:18goddess or not
00:32:19homeless or not i don't care
00:32:21i have never met a woman like that
00:32:23i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:25she won my heart over too
00:32:26but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:29i'll help you find her
00:32:30alright listen
00:32:32i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:39i'm dumping trixie
00:32:41so i want you
00:32:42your granddaughters
00:32:43filthy things
00:32:44out of my house
00:32:47now
00:32:47trixie paid for this house
00:32:49she waited for you
00:32:51for three years
00:32:52he was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:55and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:57one with some serious
00:32:57fuck you money
00:33:00so get lost
00:33:01who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:10grandma
00:33:12beatrice
00:33:13trixie
00:33:13i'm already
00:33:15i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:17i'm dumping you
00:33:18for your best friend
00:33:19marissa
00:33:21in fact
00:33:23the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:24so sign over the house
00:33:26now
00:33:31you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:34and i did
00:33:36for three years while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:41and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame
00:33:46we were together for three years
00:33:47and uh
00:33:48it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:57that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah
00:34:12well marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you
00:34:17she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:20and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:27and you
00:34:29you're still nothing
00:34:31so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:33of course she's an upgrade
00:34:35look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:40oops
00:34:40yeah
00:34:41that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:53i certainly did
00:34:54in fact
00:34:56marissa
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:06oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:09that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:11you two
00:35:12are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:15my granddaughter
00:35:16supported you
00:35:18and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:21how dare you insult her
00:35:25it's okay grandma
00:35:26let's not stoop to that level
00:35:29poor edna
00:35:30she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:32what is he talking about josey
00:35:35show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:44she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:46she was begging on the street for money
00:35:50i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:53even if you got no game
00:35:55i got street credit i got out of keep
00:35:57you dig
00:35:57the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:00and you're one to speak
00:36:02cheater
00:36:04is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:11i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:14so that i can help them
00:36:16of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean
00:36:22it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:25is actually a downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already
00:36:32just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:49what
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you
00:36:58i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as
00:37:02my charity
00:37:03to you
00:37:04fucking bitch
00:37:05you better keep your word
00:37:07oh that's rich
00:37:09after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:11do you remember that
00:37:20tricksy
00:37:21marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:22they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:27grandma
00:37:28i have to confess something to you
00:37:30i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions
00:37:36that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:41it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:44the god of healing
00:37:45i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:49that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please tricksy dear
00:38:01i know it was broken your heart
00:38:04but
00:38:05embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:07it will only delay the healing process
00:38:10you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:13after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:18i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:26you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:29i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:32who actually deserves you
00:38:34you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:38oh yeah
00:38:44you said tricksy's crashing your wedding
00:38:46she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:48she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:53when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:38:56snake bites back hard
00:38:57so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:00yeah
00:39:01you mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me
00:39:09yes
00:39:10her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow up
00:39:19let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:28there he is
00:39:31welcome home brother
00:39:34welcome home general
00:39:37sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:40this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:42he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:45you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:51so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward
00:39:55according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:58then we should join her
00:40:01men
00:40:01i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power
00:40:05that saved my life
00:40:07so she needs our support
00:40:08will you join me in protecting her
00:40:10yes sir
00:40:10we will learn our lives to protect her
00:40:12sir
00:40:14then let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:32today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:34not only are we getting married
00:40:35but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:48wake him
00:40:49stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:51oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:40:58but this is a partay after all
00:41:00i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:12it's an honor
00:41:13and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:18we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:21we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast
00:41:26the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:53so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:00uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:04just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here
00:42:09this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:11i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:13you know being this poor
00:42:17me bum a meal
00:42:18have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:22what evidence do you have of that
00:42:24look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:27i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:33and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37sasa she's like so obsessed with me she won't
00:42:41see everyone but already cut ties with his ex
00:42:44but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:50this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:53they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:42:57projecting much marissa
00:42:59you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:01but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:04especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract
00:43:13you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the u.s fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:24we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:26and i saw potential in you
00:43:28even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:30but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:34don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:37this is what us rich girls do
00:43:40they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:43damn right
00:43:43you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:47sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:52bravo
00:43:53self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59she'll make her stop
00:44:00don't listen to her everyone
00:44:01she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:04i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man
00:44:13but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:15okay enough
00:44:16you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:18your moral posturing
00:44:20but guess what
00:44:22morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:25that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:29because i've got the material goods
00:44:31and you're just all empty talk
00:44:33i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:35because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:39see this
00:44:51oh my god
00:44:53is that the billion dollar contract for salsa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:00no absolutely not
00:45:02i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already
00:45:05don't worry
00:45:06this isn't that contract
00:45:09it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone
00:45:16she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders
00:45:21i ask her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh
00:45:26peasant slave
00:45:27that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh
00:45:33i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you must understand me
00:45:48i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:45:59bro
00:46:00she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:01she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie
00:46:06you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:09it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:11i know what this is
00:46:14you've gotten delusional
00:46:15and you think you're cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:19and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:22well that's not happening
00:46:23security
00:46:24lock the doors
00:46:25this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:38she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:41butch tanner
00:46:42well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:45let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:46:52i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch
00:46:59general lysander armstrong
00:47:00you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:07you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed
00:47:10ugly leech
00:47:11so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:17no one here is going to believe you
00:47:18if you really cured the incurable general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:24and she's not
00:47:25you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:28show them butch
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:47:54approved by the first female president of the united states herself
00:47:58bitch
00:47:59how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:04get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:06no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see this trixie
00:48:10this is high society
00:48:12so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:16maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:25i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:30which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:33to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:35but no
00:48:37you stooped so low
00:48:38it disgusts me
00:48:40nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:45and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:50well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:48:54my brother will never take you back no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:48:59but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:19that's awesome
00:49:21i do something
00:49:22don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:28save you
00:49:30oh is that so
00:49:32security
00:49:34get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here or i'll
00:49:41pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:44i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me
00:49:52dream on
00:49:54you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you weren't good enough for me
00:49:58you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:00enough
00:50:02you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:11two
00:50:12two
00:50:23mmm this wine is so delicious
00:50:26one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late
00:50:56did they hurt you
00:50:59no i'm fine
00:51:00but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:05you saved me
00:51:07trixie remember
00:51:08i'm a man of my word
00:51:10they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12really it was nothing
00:51:14i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:16not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:24i see what this is
00:51:25you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:28look at you guys all lovey dog don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three
00:51:32years
00:51:33this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:39virtue don't make me laugh
00:51:41she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:43no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing
00:51:49to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:57i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that she's
00:52:04all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14a real man never talks about a woman no way
00:52:19you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:41coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:52:53this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:52:57don't
00:52:58know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:04war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:12actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:17trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:53:29been out
00:53:29of action for so long maybe we should try to place them off some more don't you think bring in
00:53:35the wedding gifts
00:53:43what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:53:59nature
00:54:01unlike somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you
00:54:11so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:18this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth
00:54:39500 million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:47this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:55actor must be that easy they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:00nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i i know i know that
00:55:07you are the
00:55:07farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:24okay
00:55:30cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:41But with you, it's so much more
00:55:44Trixie Amore
00:55:48Will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you
00:55:59Thanks
00:56:16Go, go, power couple
00:56:18Okay, stop
00:56:20The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:31Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:34Hey
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41And cherished as
00:56:42The most precious woman on earth
00:56:44Understand
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:51That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:53This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:03As if
00:57:05Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:07Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:10Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:17Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:19I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:22Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:24Come on, Lysander
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46I can dispose of them
00:57:48In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:50I'd handle them myself, but
00:57:54I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:06Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:10Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:12Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm bankrupt
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey
00:58:43Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:48My company's dead
00:58:49It evaporated
00:58:51It's in thin air
00:58:55That's impossible
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:58:59Secretary Cho
00:59:01You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:14You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:16The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:20Drake Seesbury
00:59:22The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33There's gotta be some trick to this
00:59:35You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:38It's awesome
00:59:39It's awesome
00:59:40Please
00:59:41Please
00:59:41Please
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:49Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:51You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
00:59:59Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:13Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:20I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me
01:00:25Fine
01:00:26But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:28I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:32Fresh for the taking
01:00:40I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:43Thank you, Devin
01:00:46Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:50By stealing my fiancé
01:00:52But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:58No, to all of humanity
01:01:00So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:03I'm taking it all back
01:01:07Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:12They're imposters
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:18And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:23So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:30Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:37The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leaves the wrong
01:01:43The left
01:01:44That means she's rewarding me
01:01:46The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:58Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:04Approves of my products
01:02:05Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:09No one would even bat an eye
01:02:10She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI
01:02:16FBI
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:20And identity theft
01:02:23Gotcha
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:30No, don't arrest her
01:02:32Trixie is a good person
01:02:34Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:36Grandma
01:02:37Mr. Rogers
01:02:38Mrs. Williams
01:02:39What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:43We were worried
01:02:44So we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen, officer
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:02:54Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:01She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:04My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:07She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:18My brother is not a criminal
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:24Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists
01:03:35And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:37So this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:44I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:50If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:53But don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:56Let's go
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you want to arrest me, if you can
01:04:22If you can
01:04:24If you can
01:04:24If you can
01:05:13Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:30Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you, so you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we
01:06:20won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:24Hmph.
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was! I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own
01:07:07wedding!
01:07:16Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too? That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here. We're quartered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Right. Ray rides the road.
01:07:56Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average, homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:40God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:43But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit!
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:26Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will!
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really wanna die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happening-
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:12No, Bob!
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R., if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See?
01:10:33This must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:48If you're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:40Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23As Secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Ms. Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:47My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:12:53only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:00Oh, I love you.
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:23while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:19Tear her apart!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no!
01:14:48Oh, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:16And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:08You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:28Wait, that's the present.
01:17:42No, hey, idiot!
01:17:50Oh, my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:54She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:24The one and only, and it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:32Oh!
01:21:32Please don'tchool your dad who motivates you.
01:21:36Oh!
01:21:39Oh!
01:21:42Oh!
01:21:43What?!
01:21:44What?!
01:22:01What?!
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:12help those in need,
01:22:14and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion dollar contract,
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend,
01:22:31but after everything you've done,
01:22:33we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person,
01:22:46and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife,
01:22:52because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:24You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie.
01:23:29Give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:36What?
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:52arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself now.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands,
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:23one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other
01:24:43to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55I do.
01:24:55I do.
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