#video #Margos Got Money Troubles S01E03
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01:26I'm not dead.
01:28I just found out.
01:30I was in rehab.
01:31They take away your phone.
01:32Rehab?
01:33I came as soon as...
01:36I'm so sorry.
01:38And I'm here.
01:45I'm here.
02:06I'm here.
02:10This is my father.
02:15He's your dad.
02:17And you didn't tell me because...
02:21Well, yeah, Susie's a fan.
02:23I was embarrassed.
02:26I don't know.
02:27It's not of you.
02:28It just felt weird.
02:31Is that him?
02:33Can I meet him?
02:47You're a grandpa.
02:51Everyone says he's beautiful, so...
02:54I'm going with that.
02:57He's the most beautiful.
03:01Oh, I brought you a check.
03:04Sold an old bike.
03:06It's not much, but...
03:08I'm sorry.
03:09I wasn't able to call you back.
03:14Where are you staying?
03:17Um...
03:18Well, for tonight, I've got to figure.
03:20And then start tomorrow.
03:23Uh...
03:23Guess I've got to figure that, too.
03:25Can I hold him?
03:29He's a little fussy.
03:32Oh.
03:38Hey.
03:41Hey, little man.
03:45Wow.
03:47He likes you.
03:53Wow.
03:58It's fine if you want to stay the night tonight.
04:04Wow.
04:08Wow.
04:22Wow.
04:24Wow.
04:26Wow.
04:27Wow.
04:27Wow.
04:27Wow.
04:28Wow.
04:28Wow.
04:35Oh, my God.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:28Hey, um, your dad is cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush.
05:34I know.
05:34I'm sorry.
05:35He'll be gone soon.
05:37Oh, it's okay.
05:38I just can't believe Jinx is in my apartment.
05:42Morning.
05:43Hey, morning.
05:45How'd you sleep?
05:46Like a baby.
05:48Speaking of which, I still cannot believe this tiny human.
05:54He just cries nonstop with Mom.
05:58Um, how is she, Cheyenne?
06:01She's good.
06:02She just got new and improved implants.
06:07They're amazing.
06:08She always did have the best.
06:12If I may, I would like to apologize for my flummoxed state last night.
06:17The thing is, you, you are my favorite wrestler.
06:24I understand.
06:26And I thank you.
06:28Oh.
06:31So what do we got on for today?
06:33Uh, a job interview and, uh, a meeting.
06:38You know, you want me to watch Bodhi?
06:40No.
06:41We're going to tag team this.
06:44All right, go get him, baby.
06:46Yeah.
06:55Be a good boy.
06:57Mommy has an interview.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Miss Millett.
07:00Oh.
07:01Yes.
07:03You brought a baby.
07:05Yes.
07:06This is Bodhi.
07:07Of course, I would obviously have child care in place should I get a job.
07:11I do not intend to bring Bodhi to work.
07:15But you brought him here.
07:17Oh.
07:19I apologize if that's a problem.
07:26Work experience I'm seeing.
07:28Waitressing.
07:29Delivered food and drinks promptly while managing time between orders.
07:32It's kind of the same thing.
07:34Fro-yo-go.
07:36Frozen yogurt.
07:36Brace to maintain yogurt and topping levels.
07:39It says toppling.
07:40That's a typo.
07:41I don't want to hold that against you.
07:45So, anything else?
07:47Yes.
07:48My writing skills are a strength.
07:50I was actually studying it in school at the time I became pregnant.
07:54My professor, in fact, said...
07:58Your professor said what?
08:02That, um...
08:03I have a gift.
08:05I have a gift.
08:06With my writing.
08:17I have a gift.
08:26No, I don't want to know.
08:31I have a gift.
08:33I have a gift.
08:35she didn't place you no she said that she'd keep her eyes peeled for any
08:39waitress author openings you should chronicle all of this raising baby like
08:46a Stephen King horror thing maybe when life comes at you you write it down your
08:51destination is 200 feet okay I gotta go I have my big sit down with Godzilla mom
08:58I love you talk later bye can I help you I'm here to see mr. Bach he's on the sixth
09:08floor
09:29hi well we certainly weren't expecting this sorry my my nanny had to briefly
09:39return to Sweden to pick up her Nobel hello I'm Lawrence J. Bach Margo M. Millett Margo
09:48won't you have a seat
09:57mark has informed us of your threat I didn't threaten him now you listen to
10:03me I have been accused of looking like a raccoon well I actually have the
10:09disposition of one as well cute and cuddly until I'm fucked with all right
10:14Elizabeth allow me Margo my approach to the practice of law is a bit
10:22unconventional I like to take the fastest path to happy now does that seem like a
10:30path that would appeal to you it sounds lovely it is my client was quite
10:36unsettled when you showed up at his office yesterday he was in fact deeply
10:39unsettled he detected a tenor of blackmail blackmail oh you must think you're so
10:45clever with your little trap Elizabeth please Margo we are prepared to
10:51tender a check this would be fifty thousand dollars for your child placed into a
10:56trust invested into a mutual fund that money of course would compound and grow
11:02by the time the child turns 18 it would have an approximate value of around
11:08three hundred thousand dollars that money would vest and become his at that
11:13time oh in exchange you will agree to not attend Fullerton either now or in the
11:22future you will further agree not to contact mark or his family and you would
11:28need to sign a non-disclosure agreement along with a release of all future claims
11:38so do you agree
11:45I agree
11:49are you sure but that means you can't use that money I mean how are you gonna pay
11:54next month's rent I know but a trust fund for Bodie yeah hey where are you now I'm almost home
12:03I'll see you in a sec oh good cuz I'm what hey hey so what's going on well he's been
12:18cleaning all day your dad and he's in there right now
12:27dad what are you doing
12:28it's an oven not a wok
12:31you really don't need to be doing that I kind of do it occupies me
12:40I'm hungry how's my little man he's good oh you should probably switch to the other so you
12:46don't get lopsided I got it don't get up Susie
13:00what the fuck what are you doing here yeah I was a little late for the mayday party
13:10I should say so you look really good mom why are you here
13:16uh my daughter lives here my grandson I know of course and you're always welcome it's just
13:22you didn't tell me I wanted to surprise you I um brought your dress dress yeah for my um
13:31my my thing what thing it's your maid of honor dress oh I'm your maid of honor well you're getting
13:39married yes I'm engaged to a very lovely man wow congratulations thank you probably tight across
13:54the top but I think by wedding day and we have a fitting 9 a.m. Wednesday god it's incredible
14:02yeah
14:03you really like it you promise it's like one of the most beautiful dresses I've ever seen
14:08it really is um okay well my shift starts in 30 minutes so I I guess it better be going
14:23so Jinx it was really nice to see you again cool and I'll show you the address for the fitting
14:29okay okay bye hi yeah dad you okay yeah yeah I'm fine uh I gotta clean it clean some stuff
14:45up
14:51I gotta make a diaper run do you think you could watch him for like an hour oh yeah sure
14:57thanks
15:17total comes out to $238
15:35okay okay give him a nice oh he's gotta give him a little bounce oh here he is he's okay
15:49he's okay
15:51hey baby hey hey what's he doing oh he's doing just awesome because you're an awesome little man
16:00all right all right just going for a little nap slow-mo body slam
16:11oh wait that's Arabella I didn't know she went to AEW yeah it happened months ago well she was with
16:20WWE but then her contract got terminated because she uh you heard of OnlyFans yeah of course everyone has it's
16:29amateur porn
16:30that's not just porn
16:31true a lot of cosplayers make bank on OnlyFans
16:34Arabella had a following I heard but WWE didn't want to be associated with it
16:40like how much
16:41sorry
16:43how much money does she make
16:44she said she made more in one month on OnlyFans than in a whole year of wrestling
16:50oh hush hush she's about to do her finisher
16:57yes
16:59okay if I were gonna kill a man that is how I would do it
17:06hey
17:07listen
17:10um Susie mentioned that you might be looking for a roommate and I need a place to live
17:19oh
17:20um
17:22well
17:23I mean look I can't contribute a ton for rent the divorce wiped me out but I can cook and
17:29I can clean
17:31and the idea of getting to spend time with you lost time
17:41okay I think I got my answer
17:43that's not
17:43um
17:45no we do need a roommate and it
17:48would be nice to spend time with you
17:52but
17:55I know the statistics on drug addicts
17:58and if you were gonna stay here
18:01you would have to be clean
18:04if you were gonna be around Bodhi
18:08Margo
18:10I am clean
18:13I am the one who checked myself into rehab
18:18why me
18:19why don't you ask Andrea or one of the boys
18:22I mean I checked their Instagrams I know they're financially stable
18:25my therapist thinks that the stress of those relationships might cause me to relapse
18:31and the idea of getting your own place
18:33that would definitely relapse
18:35I mean there would be no one to perform sanity for
18:43you too decide
18:44um
18:46I'm okay with whatever
19:03how bad did it get?
19:07you know I've had multiple surgeries on my spine over the years
19:12not taking the pain pills wasn't an option
19:16taking them as prescribed wasn't an option
19:20hoarding them
19:22abusing them
19:22taking a lot at once
19:25uh
19:27and then it was heroin
19:31uh
19:33and then it was heroin
19:34but I am determined
19:37I'm desperate
19:39not to go back to that place
19:46you know I love you
19:49you know I love you
19:51do you know that dad?
20:09you can stay
20:15you should take some time
20:17take some time and think about it
20:18you and Susie
20:19you and Susie
20:20I want you to stay
20:21you and Susie
20:32you and Susie
20:36Cause I can't help falling in love with you
20:48Like a river flows gently to the sea
20:56Darling, so it goes, our love is mentally
21:03Okay, let's stop
21:07Meant to be
21:10I'm sorry?
21:11Our love is meant to be
21:13You're saying our love is mentally
21:17Okay
21:19Also, you were a little flat
21:23I'm sorry, what?
21:24Oh, for God's sakes
21:27Cheyenne, it's Elvis Presley
21:31Why can't we do a Beatles song?
21:33Because we're getting married in the Elvis Presley Chapel
21:38And you know how I feel about Elvis
21:41It's not even a song the champions love
21:44Fools rush in, you think we're being foolish?
21:47No
21:49The song is about the power of love
21:52And being defenseless against that love
21:56It's how I feel when I'm with you
22:01Completely outmatched by this burning love inside me
22:04That I feel for you
22:06Maybe we can do burning love
22:10Okay, okay
22:11Hey, we split the difference
22:14The Beatles did a little song called Let It Be
22:20Maybe we do Elvis Presley's Let It Be Me
22:26I mean, I think it's kind of sweet
22:27Oh, come on
22:28It is
22:29I mean, nothing against Kenny
22:31But he probably hasn't had many moments
22:34And he's probably just trying to milk this one
22:37Speaking of which
22:38For Christ's sake, is everything about breastfeeding?
22:41I'll call you back when I'm done here
22:46You done?
22:58Okay
23:27Jesus Christ
23:38People would pay to see that
24:02Profile name
24:04Hmm
24:45If I were to call this
25:03What are we going to do for Halloween?
25:05Oh, cookies and milk.
25:09Peanut butter jelly time.
25:11Peanut butter jelly time.
25:13Peanut butter jelly.
25:13Peanut butter jelly.
25:14Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
25:28That's a whole pack of huggies right there.
25:46Maybe somebody will want to fuck mommy.
25:51There's this one girl in her whole thing.
25:53It's just she gets clients to send her dick pics and then she insults them.
25:58Like, why would men pay $50 to get their dick impugned?
26:02Well, penis loathing is a whole subculture.
26:05Not just about how it looks or performs,
26:08but after me, too, whether it's been ethically applied.
26:14Maybe that's what I should do.
26:16I'll use my writing skills to offer constructive, recreational appendage analysis.
26:22Good morning, y'all.
26:24Uh, you've been in the bathroom for 35 minutes.
26:27If it's a medical issue, okay, but is it your prostate?
26:32My prostate is fine.
26:33Thank you for your concern.
26:35I meditate, and I need a small space where I can sit comfortably.
26:39I heard sounds.
26:41That would be my mantra.
26:44Oh, God.
26:45I'm going to be late for my fitting.
26:47Um, Dad, do you think you could watch Bodhi?
26:50I'll watch him.
26:51Actually, no.
26:52I'll take him.
26:52No, Margo, Margo.
26:53I got him.
26:54I got him.
27:03Tight.
27:06Is there life out there?
27:08So much she hasn't done.
27:11Is there life beyond her family and her home?
27:16She's done what she should.
27:18Should she do what she does?
27:21She doesn't want to leave.
27:23She's just wondering.
27:25Is there life out there?
27:38Ah, you both look so wonderful.
27:40Most beautiful bride and maid of honor?
27:43Mother and daughter.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:45I'll be back in a minute.
27:53Yeah.
27:54Good.
27:55Yeah.
27:56The dress is incredible, Mom.
27:59You look amazing.
28:00Even for me.
28:03You look pretty drop dead yourself.
28:09I'm really touched that you made me the maid of honor.
28:15There's no one else, so...
28:18Don't you think that you could think of, you know, a better way to say that?
28:22Like, there couldn't possibly be anyone else, sweetheart.
28:26There's no one that I love and cherish as much as you.
28:30Okay, that.
28:40Did you see the look on Dad's face when you told him?
28:43No.
28:44Yes, you did.
28:45I could see you clocking his heartbreak.
28:48Do you ever think, like, maybe you would get back together?
28:55I am spoken for.
28:57I am engaged to Kenny.
29:02He's moving in with us, Dad.
29:07I beg your pardon?
29:09He needs a place to live, and I need a roommate, so...
29:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second, wait.
29:16Jinx is moving into your apartment?
29:19It's a little risky, I know.
29:20No, it's not risky.
29:21It's insane.
29:21Have you lost your mind?
29:23Mom.
29:23You have a child.
29:24Yeah, and he can help with the child care thing.
29:27I lost my job, remember?
29:29And the daycare is like a six-month wait list.
29:31Oh, my fucking God.
29:33Is everything okay?
29:34We need a moment.
29:36What are you thinking?
29:38He will not be a good influence on Bodhi.
29:40Was he a bad influence on me?
29:43He wasn't around long enough.
29:45Why are you so angry?
29:47You have to break out of this pattern.
29:50What pattern?
29:51This pattern of doing things that...
29:54Without thinking about the consequences.
29:57Meaning what?
29:57Me getting knocked up?
29:59Yes.
30:00A freshman getting knocked up by her lit professor.
30:03That's exactly what I'm talking about.
30:05Oh, fuck off.
30:07What did you say?
30:08I said fuck off!
30:09I am your mother!
30:10He was never your father.
30:12But no, you don't go telling him to fuck off, do you?
30:15No, it's...
30:16Oh, move in, Dad.
30:17Share my Netflix password.
30:19Do you know how hard it was being a single mother?
30:23Yeah, I have an idea.
30:24An idea.
30:25Because I promise you, it gets harder.
30:28Seems like you want me to apologize for my conception as well.
30:33This is so like him.
30:35He would swoop in every six months, hand you a toy, and be a hero.
30:43Did you think for one second to say, hey, Mom, can we move back in with you?
30:52What?
30:54You've swallowed your whole house with your clothes, and your shoes, and your serum, so no, I don't think there's
31:01room for a pack and play.
31:03It doesn't mean you couldn't ask.
31:13Oh, my fucking God!
31:22You got your own chest pack.
31:24Oh, yeah, it's better for my back.
31:26It doesn't put as much pressure on the L5.
31:29It's Becca.
31:31Hey, girl.
31:32Hey, girl!
31:34Twice in one week.
31:35Yeah, I was thinking.
31:38Uh-oh.
31:39College can do that to you.
31:41What's going on?
31:42Well, I'm just not sure about Jinx moving in.
31:46It's wild.
31:47I know.
31:49He maybe turned your mom into a crazy person?
31:52Oh, he's good with the baby, and he cleans the bathroom, so.
31:56With a toothbrush.
31:59Margot, that's a lot.
32:01It's so a lot.
32:05Two seconds.
32:06Can I make, like, a radical suggestion?
32:09Please don't hate me for it.
32:10What?
32:12That professor of yours who was right about one thing you can write.
32:16You have a future.
32:19That's not a suggestion.
32:21You should be at university.
32:23Yeah, like, that's going to happen.
32:25It could happen.
32:26Here's where the radical part comes in.
32:29Foster care.
32:30Just temporary while you get your life together.
32:32You place Bodhi with a loving foster family,
32:35one who lives close by.
32:36Have you lost your mind?
32:38Well, and then you could see him every day.
32:42How could you even make that suggestion?
32:45Bodhi needs a mom who has her act together.
32:47Well, I have my fucking act together.
32:49You don't have to get mad.
32:51Well, I am mad.
32:52What kind of person just casually places their kid in foster care?
32:56Don't get all high on me.
32:58You were fucking somebody's husband.
33:13I can't say I haven't flushed a few friends down the toilet myself.
33:17Is it ruined?
33:18Nope.
33:19These things are pretty resilient.
33:21Good that your toilet has a small throat.
33:32I came to apologize.
33:36I shouldn't have got so upset with you.
33:45But with you.
33:47Could you excuse us for a second?
33:49Well, this is my apartment.
33:51I'd like to have a word with your father.
33:53Okay?
34:07This is a mistake.
34:09It's wrong.
34:11I'm sorry you feel that way.
34:23How selfish can you be?
34:27You nearly destroyed her life when you walked out.
34:32What?
34:33Now?
34:34You want to finish the job?
34:36And walk back in?
34:37From my observation, our daughter is not near destroyed.
34:41Yeah.
34:42Because I saw to it.
34:44And I will continue to see to it.
34:50Margo is still a child.
34:52She has a child.
34:54She doesn't need to be taking on another one with you.
34:57Mom, I think that you've said enough.
34:59You are hanging by a thread.
35:04It's not you.
35:05It's just the reality of being a single mom with little money, little help.
35:10A thread.
35:12I've been there.
35:13He hasn't.
35:15And him being here now?
35:17You've said enough.
35:23Wow.
35:29Bye-bye, Daddy.
35:42I'm sorry.
35:44It was unfair.
35:48No, it wasn't.
35:50I've got no right being seen in the light you evidently see me in.
35:55But I will earn it.
35:58I will become a person you can be proud of.
36:01And my grandson.
36:06It makes sense that you should probably go, Dad.
36:13Please don't go.
36:39Lonely hot girl in financial freefall.
36:44I also rate dicks.
36:47If you want to find out what Pokemon your dick most resembles and what attacks it might have,
36:53tip me $20.
36:54but I'm going to be saving you for $5.
36:56Hmm.
37:37You weren't wrong. You're her mother and Bodhi's grandmother.
37:41You perceived him to be a threat inside the home.
37:45I mean, you were duty-bound to take issue.
37:49A drug addict.
37:52Out of rehab and...
37:54I don't know, but I probably could have been less...
38:00Less what?
38:02Mother Sal protects her cubs.
38:10You Sal, you.
38:38You like getting clean, huh?
38:41Yeah, yeah.
38:43Mr. Squeaky clean.
38:45Squeaky squeaky clean.
38:48Squeaky squeaky clean.
39:03you know what
39:08don't you be listening
39:09to the nonsense
39:10that's coming out
39:11of people's mouths
39:12around here
39:14the nonsense
39:16like
39:17how you ruined
39:19my life
39:19or might have
39:21ruined it
39:22you made my life
39:31made it hard
39:32but
39:35made it
39:36just the same
39:41and somehow
39:42you made me
39:46here I am
39:50on the precipice
39:52of utter greatness
39:55of which greatness
39:57I do not yet know
40:00but
40:03I can feel it
40:07our greatness bell
40:08is about to chime
40:23oh my fuck
40:26I have a fan
40:55let my life
40:59We'll never sleep feels all over
41:02And everybody seems unkind
41:05I'll give you four-leaf clover
41:08Take all your worries out of mine
41:11Let my life open it up
41:13To your heart
41:16Let my life open it up
41:19Let my life open it up
41:22Let my life open it up
41:28Let my life open it up
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