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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvenate.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:13Hey!
00:02:14Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:17Please! My brother's been in a coma the last 2 years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:31he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:37money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:51oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:10on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:35please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:45feed
00:03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:54migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:59faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:08topple
00:04:08mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:13don't go too far
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:33on
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:53i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:58don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26i have no clue what this is
00:05:29oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35that's why we save the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:05:57but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:04these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:15the goddess of healing
00:06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:24her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:31it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
00:06:38elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:44save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty
00:06:52to the entire
00:06:53world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:13i'll save your son
00:07:16who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:23how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and
00:07:30crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:37i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander
00:07:45arms strong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:07:57from all
00:07:57your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this oh you're not
00:08:06gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know a gold digging
00:08:13whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't
00:08:18paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some a skinny ass beggar
00:08:25trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew disgusting go back to being a
00:08:34prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go if you throw me out
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:57a fraud
00:08:58all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:05head
00:09:05mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:12only here to
00:09:13repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:21you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:29if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war
00:09:35hero who single
00:09:36handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great
00:09:41husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:54i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:01only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:20okay
00:10:22what's happening
00:10:24what are we doing
00:10:36the hell are you doing
00:10:39i knew she was a perv
00:10:41she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:44do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:47are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:52he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:58endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:15what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what
00:11:29what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:35why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree
00:11:41i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified
00:11:50but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:08oh
00:12:08and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one
00:12:19a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27what a bunch of baloney
00:12:28i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely
00:12:33you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:23we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss tricksy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:52it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:19oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:35why is she spitting blood
00:16:37this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:38i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:13general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure
00:17:31invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:05is
00:18:06so
00:18:06yes
00:18:07so
00:18:36You really shouldn't
00:18:40leave your precious son in there with that homeless
00:18:42conwoman, General Armstrong. Exactly!
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:46She could blackmail
00:18:48you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that
00:18:52poor. And then the Armstrong family
00:18:54will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Held for ransom
00:18:58by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little
00:19:06light?
00:19:09On the street?
00:19:10Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the street?
00:19:14Are you nuts? You don't know her?
00:19:16You don't know her background?
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:20That is it, General! You have to go in and stop this now!
00:19:22You're right. That's it. I'm shutting down
00:19:24this clown show right now. James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh my...
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless
00:19:56hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No!
00:20:03No!
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This
00:20:11is a witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is!
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic
00:20:20to steal the hearts of young, handsome men
00:20:23and then she eats them alive!
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch
00:20:26before she takes my son.
00:20:27James!
00:20:28Get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong
00:21:00and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:03That's one more thing
00:21:05I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:18My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious,
00:21:23man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:25to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured,
00:21:28General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37He writes the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:58You're a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God,
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07and your stripper.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted
00:22:35to a naked woman
00:22:37and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41Excuse me.
00:22:44You just talked to me with your phone.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:00Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Fire!
00:23:26Those damascals.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets
00:23:35won't do a thing.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie
00:23:37is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:42you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho
00:23:45doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save
00:23:49someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:52are already the top
00:23:53female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him,
00:23:57no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:59Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl
00:24:08is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl
00:24:13is really the goddess.
00:24:14No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:16Absolutely not.
00:24:17There is no way
00:24:18this hobo girl
00:24:19is better than us.
00:24:21But how could you know for sure
00:24:22right now
00:24:23what we need to do
00:24:24is not interrupt
00:24:25Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake
00:24:29is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:30on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain
00:24:36to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool
00:24:41over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son
00:24:45is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two
00:24:47to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler-rod-bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now
00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like
00:24:59it's up to me.
00:25:00The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know
00:25:03the right techniques
00:25:04to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life
00:25:08is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him,
00:25:10I will give you
00:25:10whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know
00:25:14who you are,
00:25:15but there is no way
00:25:17I am letting you
00:25:17rip my golden bachelor
00:25:18away from me.
00:25:21This isn't
00:25:22the finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now
00:25:25give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49The poison gas
00:25:51will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture
00:25:53over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing
00:25:59his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her
00:26:02only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon,
00:26:05she'll come out
00:26:06crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse
00:26:08the poison on your son,
00:26:10and then he can marry
00:26:11one of us.
00:26:12They really won't stop
00:26:14until they get
00:26:15both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you
00:26:19that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell
00:26:36are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over 10 minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think
00:26:41that they're
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother
00:26:44and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers
00:26:46at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead,
00:26:48it's because of that
00:26:49homeless gold digger.
00:26:50Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one
00:26:52who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean,
00:26:55she probably locked
00:26:56themselves in there
00:26:57on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't
00:26:58have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying
00:27:00to sabotage her
00:27:01from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking
00:27:03way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas
00:27:10can flatten
00:27:11even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able
00:27:14to hide even if
00:27:14she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, suck.
00:27:18Ah.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining
00:27:28and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's
00:27:42been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix
00:27:46your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite
00:27:53to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man
00:27:56that otherwise
00:27:56would have died
00:27:57in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite
00:27:59then
00:28:00you're worse
00:28:01than a disease
00:28:02spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying
00:28:05you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well now you're just
00:28:10asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her
00:28:16I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27She's cured.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact,
00:28:36it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness,
00:28:42infection,
00:28:43or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale
00:28:55like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time,
00:29:04don't go seeking medical advice
00:29:06from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy
00:29:10and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let
00:29:14these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice
00:29:16their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:17Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person
00:29:21in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled
00:29:23in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen,
00:29:25angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really be
00:29:35the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it
00:29:37that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over 100 years old
00:29:40and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that
00:29:46the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon,
00:29:49I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish
00:29:50of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie,
00:29:55we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome
00:30:07to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it,
00:30:11but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently
00:30:22awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment
00:30:23for the last three years
00:30:24and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really,
00:30:29I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky
00:30:32with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me
00:30:34that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still
00:30:37Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please,
00:30:39let me give you
00:30:40what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe
00:30:46in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie,
00:30:52it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back
00:30:54and he says
00:30:55he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer
00:31:10is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber
00:31:15for not accepting
00:31:15his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been
00:31:17the richest woman
00:31:18in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around.
00:31:25I'm gonna marry
00:31:26that hobo's woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean,
00:31:34I don't know
00:31:34about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no,
00:31:40no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's not
00:31:43what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather
00:31:46share him with you
00:31:47than let that
00:31:48penniless, ugly bitch
00:31:49have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs
00:31:51are a disgrace
00:31:52to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos
00:31:54out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No, we're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just
00:32:00better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed
00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here,
00:32:08huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just
00:32:12dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly
00:32:14had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear
00:32:17that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable
00:32:19looking doll?
00:32:19But think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person
00:32:22could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:25but I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met
00:32:27a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest
00:32:33big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help
00:32:38finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:46so I want you,
00:32:47your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things,
00:32:50out of my house.
00:32:52Now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fucking money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:08to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:20Amore.
00:33:20I've been dying
00:33:21to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend,
00:33:25Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house
00:33:31now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:38and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:54waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04she would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the
00:34:05rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're
00:34:09fulfilling your
00:34:10highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better
00:34:22than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:26she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think
00:34:38she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course
00:34:40she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she
00:34:42got me
00:34:43for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth
00:34:50the presidential
00:34:50contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her
00:34:58the presidential
00:34:59contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your
00:35:04dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:06you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think
00:35:14she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup
00:35:15must have hit her
00:35:16hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire
00:35:25family for three
00:35:26years while you
00:35:27were gone.
00:35:28How dare you
00:35:29insult her?
00:35:31It's okay,
00:35:32Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't
00:35:37know what you're
00:35:37doing out there
00:35:38on the streets,
00:35:38huh?
00:35:39What is he
00:35:40talking about,
00:35:40Josie?
00:35:41Show her,
00:35:42Bob.
00:35:47This is how
00:35:48embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter
00:35:50is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her
00:35:52own.
00:35:52She was begging
00:35:53on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor
00:35:58nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got
00:36:00no game,
00:36:01I got street credit
00:36:02I got off-keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:03The word you're
00:36:04looking for is
00:36:05dignity.
00:36:06And you're one
00:36:07to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true,
00:36:11Trixie?
00:36:15I've been
00:36:15broadening my
00:36:16horizons,
00:36:17Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see
00:36:18how regular,
00:36:19everyday people
00:36:20live so that
00:36:21I can help
00:36:22them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without
00:36:24substance underneath
00:36:25would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that
00:36:28supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means the
00:36:30new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an
00:36:31upgrade is
00:36:32actually a
00:36:32downgrade.
00:36:37Enough
00:36:38bullshitting
00:36:38already.
00:36:38Just sign the
00:36:39damn papers and
00:36:40we can each
00:36:40get on with
00:36:40our lives.
00:36:54At your
00:36:55wedding,
00:36:55I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't
00:36:58do good by me
00:36:59of breaking things
00:37:00off before two-timing
00:37:01me with my best
00:37:02friend, why
00:37:03should I do
00:37:03good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you
00:37:05my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep
00:37:12your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never
00:37:16feel so rich
00:37:17ever again.
00:37:18Do remember
00:37:18that.
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a
00:37:27millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:30even so much
00:37:32as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly
00:37:37amassed a fortune
00:37:38worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make
00:37:44you the richest
00:37:45person on the
00:37:47planet.
00:37:47It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from
00:37:50Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several
00:37:54world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was
00:37:57able to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the
00:38:00goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she
00:38:04betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your
00:38:09heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:15the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have
00:38:17to believe me
00:38:18just yet.
00:38:19After we lost
00:38:20mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't
00:38:22have the money
00:38:22for their medical
00:38:23bills,
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those
00:38:27in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving
00:38:31it back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always
00:38:33had an angel's
00:38:34heart.
00:38:35I'm certain
00:38:36you will meet
00:38:37someone who
00:38:38will treat you
00:38:38right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow,
00:38:42Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said
00:38:51Trixie's
00:38:52crashing your
00:38:52wedding.
00:38:53She was
00:38:54bullying us
00:38:54too,
00:38:55Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort
00:38:57you now that
00:38:58she knows
00:38:58you're rich
00:38:58as fuck.
00:39:00I hope
00:39:00when nobody
00:39:01steps on
00:39:01Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites
00:39:03back hard.
00:39:04So let her
00:39:05come and
00:39:06embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean,
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:11that video
00:39:13of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stake the
00:39:1819th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop
00:39:20me up higher
00:39:21on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole
00:39:22world sees her
00:39:23in her homeless
00:39:23mess against
00:39:24my presidential
00:39:25glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this
00:39:27party into her
00:39:35funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:40Welcome home,
00:39:41general!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless
00:39:45woman who saved
00:39:46you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:48Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50your regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the
00:39:52Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been providing
00:39:55for him
00:39:55and his entire
00:39:56family while
00:39:56he's been deployed
00:39:57overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he
00:40:00betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to
00:40:03intel,
00:40:03she's planning
00:40:03to bring it
00:40:04down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive
00:40:09today because
00:40:09of that virtuous
00:40:10woman and her
00:40:11incredible power
00:40:12that saved my
00:40:13life.
00:40:13So she needs
00:40:14our support.
00:40:15Will you join
00:40:15me in protecting
00:40:16her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow
00:40:18our lives
00:40:18to protect
00:40:19her, sir!
00:40:20And let's
00:40:21roll.
00:40:34Woo!
00:40:36Welcome,
00:40:37everyone,
00:40:38to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:39special day for
00:40:40me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:41getting married,
00:40:42but in just one
00:40:43hour, my company
00:40:44will be receiving
00:40:44the presidential
00:40:45contract allowing
00:40:46my biomedical
00:40:47company to go
00:40:48public.
00:40:52Congratulations
00:40:53on the contract
00:40:54once again,
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:55Like who?
00:40:56Stowe, Butch
00:40:57is taking my
00:40:57last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please
00:40:59don't be so
00:41:00uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:02secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department,
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05partay, after all.
00:41:07I see some of
00:41:08the most important
00:41:09people in the
00:41:09nation have also
00:41:10arrived to
00:41:11celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S.
00:41:14president will
00:41:15also be arriving
00:41:16soon to give you
00:41:17the contract
00:41:18herself.
00:41:19It's an honor,
00:41:20and that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make
00:41:26sure the crowd
00:41:27is entertained
00:41:28tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't
00:41:34start until I
00:41:36say it does.
00:41:58You two really are
00:41:59a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to
00:42:02save your guests from
00:42:03this oncoming train
00:42:04wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:07Uh, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:15doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:17You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being
00:42:21this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two for
00:42:29the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do
00:42:31you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in
00:42:34the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:35CEO.
00:42:36Even the first woman
00:42:38president will be here
00:42:39any second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:49Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex, but
00:42:52she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate that
00:42:54she'd still show up
00:42:55to my wedding to
00:42:57suck up to me.
00:42:57This is what poor
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us, the rich
00:43:04and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all
00:43:07high and mighty now,
00:43:08but don't bite the
00:43:09hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm
00:43:12the one who's giving
00:43:12you the contract.
00:43:18You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection,
00:43:25so how could you
00:43:26possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S.
00:43:28fucking president
00:43:29to give me
00:43:30a billion dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa,
00:43:34and I saw potential
00:43:35in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all
00:43:42sorry now just
00:43:43because I stole
00:43:44your man.
00:43:45This is what
00:43:46us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal
00:43:48from lame spinsters
00:43:49for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:52too embarrassing
00:43:54for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples
00:43:56you any day.
00:43:57I can say that
00:43:57now that I'm
00:43:58marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission
00:44:01of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick,
00:44:03somebody put that
00:44:04on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa,
00:44:05she's embarrassing
00:44:05me in front of
00:44:06everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her sup.
00:44:07Don't listen to her,
00:44:08everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold-dicking,
00:44:10blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me,
00:44:16butch.
00:44:18You may look
00:44:19and sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay,
00:44:23enough!
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:25stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you
00:44:31lame girls feel
00:44:32better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here
00:44:41to request to be chosen
00:44:42because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion-dollar
00:45:02contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed
00:45:07to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See, everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to,
00:45:41I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat
00:45:43while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59And I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:07Bro,
00:46:08she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that
00:46:11just because she rented
00:46:11a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket
00:46:14and invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had
00:46:16that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away,
00:46:17Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think
00:46:25you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:28will scoop you
00:46:29into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where
00:46:40your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:49Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's going to wish
00:46:51he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:58You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people
00:47:03from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head
00:47:05of command, Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary
00:47:11war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he saved
00:47:14the nation from
00:47:15a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you
00:47:20possibly have this
00:47:21magical ability
00:47:22to heal someone?
00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here
00:47:26is going to believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa
00:47:30is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's out.
00:47:33You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:36Show them, Butch.
00:47:39Oh my God.
00:47:41Oh my God.
00:47:43See for yourselves,
00:47:44everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a free-loading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion-dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first
00:48:04female president
00:48:05of the United States
00:48:06herself, bitch.
00:48:07How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born
00:48:22on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop
00:48:30a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing
00:48:52on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already started
00:48:56offering sexual services?
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get
00:49:02on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassed man
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you
00:49:28leave here alive.
00:49:30It's awesome.
00:49:31Do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:33After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess
00:49:36of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:58I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Licender
00:50:05scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough
00:50:08for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:11You're souring my party
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:15or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm!
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to
00:51:21hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you because
00:51:26you're a good man.
00:51:27Not because I want you
00:51:28to owe me any favors.
00:51:30Ahem!
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me, Trixie!
00:51:38Look at you guys
00:51:39all lovey-dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:42for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind of woman
00:51:45of virtue that a man
00:51:45would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:52giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who,
00:51:56in a hundred-foot pole,
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all
00:52:15cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman
00:52:28that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight
00:52:41fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with the likes
00:52:43of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious,
00:52:45Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off
00:52:50with it because
00:52:50she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:51do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming near her
00:52:53again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck
00:52:55with me,
00:52:55little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major!
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know who this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were
00:53:06in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been
00:53:07doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part
00:53:18of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel
00:53:24better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:29looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they
00:53:39don't know who you are
00:53:39since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:40for so long.
00:53:42Maybe she's trying
00:53:42to pay some off
00:53:43some more,
00:53:43don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:56Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you
00:53:58didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know
00:54:02that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:14Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:21So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know
00:54:44that you just lost
00:54:45your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:58This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:15No, look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:26well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:44Oh my god.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:32The only power couple here
00:56:34is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone
00:56:37how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:40No man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless
00:56:48or not.
00:56:49But I'm making this woman
00:56:50my wife.
00:56:51Which means that she will
00:56:52be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman
00:56:55on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:00You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful man
00:57:04on Earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if
00:57:16like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:21like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically control
00:57:24the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the princess of England
00:57:29than someone from
00:57:29the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then you better
00:57:35enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:44your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:48on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:50she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself,
00:58:04but
00:58:06I'll let you do
00:58:07all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh,
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend to be
00:58:27on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:54Hey, are you sure
00:58:56that was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:00like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the Armstrong
00:59:18family owns
00:59:18the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:27you're really
00:59:28Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most powerful man
00:59:32in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34the famed war hero,
00:59:36the man every girl wants
00:59:38and every man wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad
00:59:43will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:45No, there's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort
00:59:50money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:54It's awesome.
01:00:00I know why you're
01:00:01all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been
01:00:03in the military for so long,
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:08and I'll show you
01:00:09a good time.
01:00:12Do you have your hands
01:00:13for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you?
01:00:20I would never
01:00:21be interested
01:00:21in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:23and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sansa was just
01:00:32trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:42a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:45I'm fresh
01:00:46for the taking.
01:00:54I did that
01:00:54so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:02your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiance,
01:01:06but now you'd sell
01:01:07out other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:10to all good women
01:01:11out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now,
01:01:14everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait, everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off the phone
01:01:31with the president
01:01:32and she said
01:01:32your contract
01:01:33is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned
01:01:35by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric
01:01:42and highly elusive sage
01:01:43in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor
01:01:49anyone can have
01:01:50in the field of health
01:01:50and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto
01:01:53is the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:56the left leave the wrong,
01:01:57the left.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never
01:02:01let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:04she's on her way now.
01:02:07So you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome
01:02:11motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president
01:02:16and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my products,
01:02:19who cares about this
01:02:20washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs,
01:02:22break his arms,
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission
01:02:26to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get
01:02:42the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good person.
01:02:48Please, officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about
01:02:55the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came here
01:02:59to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer,
01:03:01I can attest that
01:03:02Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good neighbor.
01:03:04She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06and would never
01:03:07break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:09needed university tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave her
01:03:12everything she had
01:03:13just to help her out.
01:03:15She also paid
01:03:15for my recent
01:03:16heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiancee
01:03:19really is
01:03:20an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal
01:03:29pretending to be
01:03:30General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him,
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:39would have been bombed
01:03:40to ash.
01:03:41And that's why
01:03:42it's twice the crime
01:03:43is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:46only fell into a coma
01:03:47because of the fight
01:03:48with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet,
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an impulsor.
01:03:54I can tell that
01:03:55this whole dilemma
01:03:56with my identity
01:03:56is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise
01:03:59that I'll get it resolved
01:03:59and we can focus
01:04:00on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me,
01:04:05fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck
01:04:07with my fiancee.
01:04:09You don't get to decide,
01:04:10punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:39Oh!
01:04:43Uh!
01:04:49Ah!
01:04:51Ah!
01:04:52Ah!
01:04:56Ah!
01:04:58Ah!
01:05:00Ah!
01:05:02Ah!
01:05:03Huh!
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:43Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections.
01:06:23No power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield, because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:06You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See?
01:08:23I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:28Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:54Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can travel on you little lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:32What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:56I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please. I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:10And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:14Stop.
01:10:15Stop.
01:10:17Stop.
01:10:20Stop.
01:10:24No.
01:10:25No.
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:24pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21Who will riot against you now?
01:14:23No.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:47who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no
01:15:02we've been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled
01:15:09this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i
01:15:14got the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:15:20you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:15:33important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even
01:15:41the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up
01:15:46some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing
01:15:54trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are
01:16:01stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:13you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:31it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a
01:16:44buck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59and what can you do about it oh mr vice president i have swell idea my biomedical company invented the
01:17:05latest line of poison darts for the military let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting
01:17:23power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:32oh
01:17:42shoot wait that's the president
01:17:56oh
01:17:57hey
01:17:58idiot
01:18:05oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president
01:18:09that was they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the fraud in the middle what is this oh that's my
01:18:16new biomedical weapon madam for your military this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives
01:18:22you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential
01:18:27contract with great power comes great responsibility and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've
01:18:33made with the contract i gave you what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of the
01:18:37president before it's too late that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she she is she is a criminal don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her
01:19:14in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison once
01:19:19everyone is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my billion
01:19:24dollar contract
01:19:34this contract yeah yes thank you first gentlemen
01:19:57my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that you're the real virus
01:20:24here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives and that's something i cannot tolerate so
01:20:31prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you what are you gonna do the president is here and i just
01:20:40invented the best biomedical products in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:54i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:08why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish you idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:23i i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:30and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's
01:21:46her
01:21:58what
01:22:03welcome goddess
01:22:10Yes.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:05She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:15I love you.
01:23:21You Season 1
01:23:29Sp Spike
01:23:30All her gold...
01:23:31All her clothes.
01:23:33All of that could've been mine...
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37Please seduce me!
01:23:39Don't pop me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:01You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I didn't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:46Let's party!
01:24:48Wait.
01:24:49What if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:52Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:04I am.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08I am.
01:25:08I am.
01:25:09I am.
01:25:11Thank you!
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