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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Full Episodes]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24Back to your rages
00:02:24One, two, three!
00:02:25Ah!
00:02:29And desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:31In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:33Root!
00:02:37Ah!
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me.
00:03:06My life?
00:03:08It's the devil's playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:24When you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:31Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Who made it?
00:03:34Who made it?
00:03:35Who made that right now?
00:03:37Can't help you?
00:03:38What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:42Who made it?
00:04:01And he's your mother.
00:04:02He has a baby Gotchao.
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:43you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops.
00:05:29Hey, give those back.
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:46That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's going to touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:14Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:39Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:49No!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:52Stop!
00:07:07No!
00:07:07No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:16That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:24Go.
00:07:35My nose!
00:07:52Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed
00:08:27anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:52I'll do better next time.
00:08:53I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:07You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:10Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it?
00:09:13Who made them?
00:09:15I've had enough today.
00:09:16Time for payback.
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:41Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:45You're just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:53The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:10No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad.
00:10:23You recorded me first!
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:28You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as what...
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear...
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Beau Clement.
00:11:22Oh my...
00:11:24Oh my god.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:38Phoebe!
00:11:38What the fuck?
00:11:42Oh!
00:11:43Y-
00:11:56Come on, smart mouth. Talk to me. Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe, Phoebe. Phoebe, please talk to me. Stay with me.
00:12:14Come on. Shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus, fuck. You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What? What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot. And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59And you felt my boobs?
00:13:02And you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fu- Are you- I felt you-
00:13:13I was- I was saving you. I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss? Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:37You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:43You recorded me first!
00:14:01Asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What-what are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:15Yeah. I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:18You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:46You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:48I thought you were fitted with my sweater this morning.
00:14:54You?
00:14:57Okay, so this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait wait, don't tell me! Let me guess.
00:15:04Chase, oh my god.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give it back!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's
00:15:17ultimate wet dream.
00:15:40Not me.
00:15:42Why not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it,
00:16:15Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:21I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:29Hm.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:48Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here?
00:16:56You delete that.
00:16:59I don't tell on you.
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:06Okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11Okay.
00:17:11How's that for you?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:28What?
00:17:30Finally, you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:44Take it.
00:17:46Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular for Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:57What?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is a miracle.
00:18:02Okay?
00:18:04Oh, my God.
00:18:06Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body, not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh, my God.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:17Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy?
00:18:21Captain of the swim team?
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know, you can do better.
00:18:30Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:42Deal?
00:19:50Deal?
00:19:53Deal?
00:19:58Deal?
00:20:02Deal?
00:20:15Oh
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:02Bo?
00:21:19You've never been for ourselves since, don't you?
00:21:46No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid
00:21:53face.
00:22:15Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:25Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year, it's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes, yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great, I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh no, how am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine, fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed, stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:34Makeover starts now.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:40Oh.
00:23:44Oh.
00:23:46Oh.
00:23:46Oh.
00:23:49Oh.
00:23:49Oh.
00:23:52Oh.
00:23:52Oh.
00:23:53Oh.
00:23:54Oh.
00:23:54Oh.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:58Oh.
00:23:59Oh.
00:24:04Oh.
00:24:04Oh.
00:24:05Oh.
00:24:06Oh.
00:24:07Oh.
00:24:11Oh.
00:24:12Oh.
00:24:14Oh.
00:24:15Oh.
00:24:20Oh.
00:24:22Oh.
00:24:23One of those moments?
00:24:29No. The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35ClichƩs, no miracles.
00:24:38What the fu-
00:24:49Her eyes...
00:24:51...really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:24Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The outage thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:43Yes!
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46I'll leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:57Bro, you still there?
00:25:59Huh?
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:13Bro.
00:26:15I'll be there.
00:26:29I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:27You made it.
00:27:29You look...
00:27:33...unbelievable.
00:27:34You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair.
00:27:39Face.
00:27:39Suit.
00:27:40The teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:42Good.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh.
00:27:51Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Cause that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life saving certified.
00:28:15Oh my god, Phoe.
00:28:17I always found you hot.
00:28:18But this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:41St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:46Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:07Like I did before?
00:29:16No!
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:23You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:29:33What?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:39Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49you're gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:36Yes.
00:30:38And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldritch winter function serving mean girls.
00:30:45Get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:56Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:02Seriously.
00:31:03Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:25Who will call selling her feet pics at 28.
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit!
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:47On the best night of my life.
00:31:51This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:25Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay, okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:39Now, let it set for now.
00:32:45Great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kinda don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:24Ooh!
00:33:26You want some?
00:33:29And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:05Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20What the hell you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it, both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:38No!
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no!
00:34:40Shit!
00:34:41My dress!
00:34:42Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:48That's the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny!
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:02I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey!
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out!
00:36:01I need clean up too.
00:36:06This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:13Lee, get out!
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What...
00:36:27What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:42What?
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:01You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me.
00:37:12Touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:37:39Oh, I heard the skin.
00:37:44Oh, yeah.
00:38:07Don't worry, baby girl.
00:38:07is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you
00:38:31to touch me
00:38:33unless you're too chicken shit even
00:38:35it's a payback
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit
00:39:06Now go on
00:39:08Try me
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice
00:39:34Shhh, shhh, shhh
00:39:35Come on, come on
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:48We have 20 minutes
00:39:53You're mine now
00:40:00Don't touch me
00:40:01Oh
00:40:07Wow
00:40:09Saw that in the bedroom
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense
00:40:18Yes, baby
00:40:20Right there
00:40:21Or babe
00:40:24Are they seriously?
00:40:27Seriously?
00:40:36Could you uh...
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:09I paid you
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:19You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:20But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:26Liar
00:41:29Purp
00:41:30Loser
00:41:34Oh, my, my boy.
00:41:53No, not Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:41:59You're drunk.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:04Okay, here you go.
00:42:08Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now, put your arms around my neck.
00:42:23Do it, Mary.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:27What are you doing?
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:33It was your last, girl.
00:42:38So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47Here we go.
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:17Don't.
00:43:18Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking at all of you.
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:52This will go viral.
00:43:57Let's just see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:28This is trashy-wee couture.
00:44:32Get it off me.
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench, that's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss, man.
00:44:45Pissing Max.
00:44:46Mad, stinky Max.
00:44:56Oh, my God, Phoebs.
00:44:58That's, like, kind of nice.
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs.
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:23Oh, um.
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude.
00:45:42You know, it's first come, first serve.
00:45:54I'll take you home.
00:45:57Oh, my God.
00:45:59You were waiting for me.
00:46:01That's so sweet.
00:46:02You have no idea what they're at.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got the ride.
00:46:07And then a shower.
00:46:08And then it was cold.
00:46:09And then it was a cold shower.
00:46:11And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:46:13And I was like, do we have one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fog.
00:46:24There's a function.
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:31You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both going to pay for this!
00:46:58Hands up!
00:46:58Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:06There she is.
00:47:09And your golden girl.
00:47:10Golden girl?
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:15Really?
00:47:16You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Some cue.
00:47:41Yeah, sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:56Walk off, please.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:01I-I just-I can't swim.
00:48:04Um, I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:16Yes!
00:48:17Ah!
00:48:19Oh!
00:48:22Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:26Want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just faster running your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:04You're not to cry.
00:49:04I got...
00:49:13This could be our little secret.
00:49:21So, clearly no one's gonna hear it.
00:49:27Phoebe...
00:49:28Phoebe.
00:49:30Phoebe...
00:49:30Take it home now, I can't wait to keep it
00:49:35We're mine
00:49:36We're mine
00:49:37We're our little secret
00:49:43We're our little secret
00:49:47Bye
00:49:55Yo
00:49:58I want Phoebe
00:50:03Wow Clement, you won
00:50:06That's good for you
00:50:07The real winner
00:50:09Is the guy against the girl
00:50:20You were amazing, Chase
00:50:25Yo, Chase
00:50:26Good race, good race, man
00:50:27See you boys tomorrow
00:50:29Be there early
00:50:30Early
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:07But the winner gets anything they ask for?
00:51:23Anything they ask for?
00:51:30Anything
00:51:31Because the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49Well then
00:51:51I'm claiming it now
00:51:54What do you want?
00:52:00You
00:52:01are gonna
00:52:08You
00:52:08are gonna
00:52:10are gonna
00:52:15tutor me
00:52:18that's it
00:52:20what
00:52:22disappointed
00:52:25fine
00:52:27you want tutoring
00:52:28you'll get tutoring
00:52:30go sit
00:52:49if we're doing this
00:52:51we're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56all or nothing type of notes
00:52:59it's
00:53:00it's not a thing
00:53:02well
00:53:02I made it a thing
00:53:08you scared of a little chemistry
00:53:09such
00:53:10you think we have chemistry
00:53:16Miss Phillips
00:53:26this skirt is doing a little
00:53:29Chantel
00:53:32remind me what subject
00:53:33this was again
00:53:48let's try this one
00:53:51too hardcore
00:53:53no clue
00:53:54that's okay
00:53:55that's why I'm here to help
00:53:56so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution
00:54:08there are how many million dollars
00:54:10it goes to a
00:54:11okay
00:54:12so the answer is
00:54:15how is it on?
00:54:17and the answer is
00:54:27are you sure you're able to study
00:54:29Clement?
00:54:32you know
00:54:33I think I could teach
00:54:35you something
00:54:36in exchange
00:54:38if you behave
00:54:45I take my teaching
00:54:46very seriously
00:54:50if you don't behave
00:54:50I'm going to rock you with this
00:54:54so sit
00:54:55date
00:54:56and get two more
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13Phillips
00:55:15but I am not some stray
00:55:16that you can tease
00:55:17and train
00:55:19okay
00:55:21by the way
00:55:22I know this come out of time
00:55:26careful girl
00:55:27I might enjoy the blame
00:55:37fine
00:55:52doing okay
00:55:53Mr. Clement?
00:55:57now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:12now now
00:56:13be a good girl
00:56:39you want to find out
00:56:40what I do to a brat
00:56:41if you push
00:56:43I push back slowly
00:56:45don't pretend you don't like the heat
00:56:48don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:52I've been dangerous since day
00:56:54how long
00:56:55are you all at work?
00:56:57or do you also fight?
00:57:04a bad boy
00:57:05licks
00:57:07licks
00:57:08and he always bites
00:57:16but I'm trying to be good
00:57:19once in my life
00:57:22miss Phillips
00:57:26just remember
00:57:27next time
00:57:28I'm not going to hold back
00:57:29I'm going to hold back
00:57:29ģģ
00:57:29I'm not going to hold back
00:57:29I'm not going to let you.
00:57:29I don't know.
00:58:30Hmm.
00:59:00Hmm.
00:59:30Gotcha.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:46Hmm.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to...
01:00:11There you go.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45Please fucking too!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just cause you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the strong shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12Alright, bye.
01:01:39Ms. Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve truffle assort.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:00Hm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:06Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys.
01:03:20Gifts!
01:03:22An anonymous, sweet truth distraction.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:36You don't have time for my sake.
01:03:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:45Let's see.
01:03:48Mm.
01:03:59Wow!
01:04:00Hm.
01:04:02And that's like a box of chocolates.
01:04:05Mm.
01:04:05Mm.
01:04:06What I'm not ready is to die for.
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe there's still hope.
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's the proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I'm talking about, Beau.
01:05:57Go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:35Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:59He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:26You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some soul respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50No, you don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Oh, no.
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now you have corrupted my best student.
01:08:06Lie for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now both of you.
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:17Don't.
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want.
01:08:26But leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Walt, stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:37I will call the plea.
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grade!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:08:57What?
01:09:06Christine...
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09she was being mean and cruel for no reason but you god i hate bullies
01:09:18so that's it from now on we don't owe each other anything anymore
01:09:25wait what do you mean we don't owe each other anything you and i are nothing alike you have
01:09:31a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened nothing alike just because i'm
01:09:36not like you as someone who will lie be misunderstood be blamed and just take it you can't too damn
01:09:43much about what other people think about me and no makeover can change that
01:09:50you think i ruined your life newsflash nothing can fix a coward
01:09:58then what are you you're a disaster beyond repair ever since i got tangled up with you my life has
01:10:05just fallen apart all you know is how to solve problems with your fist but yeah maybe i
01:10:12care too much about what people think about me but you pretending not to cure my loss that's
01:10:17just how you hide your fear you break things and people and you push them away just so you
01:10:27won't break yourself
01:10:31i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:10:38not my concern anymore that's just what we do isn't it we just don't tell each other right
01:10:45we just played games yes we played ourselves
01:10:48i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:11:06why am i such an asshole i mean he's an asshole too but why did i have to talk to
01:11:12him like that
01:11:13when all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me
01:11:22babes hey sorry are you okay hi chase sorry babe just need to be alone right now
01:11:32why do you mind if i sit here with you looks like you can use a swimmer shoulder best to
01:11:39cry on
01:11:42glad i can make you smile phoebes whoever made you cry you know that's a real asshole
01:12:00i love this place you know i usually come here alone clear my head do a few laughs think about
01:12:07stuff now it's your place too you know i actually used to come here and watch you swim
01:12:15yeah i know yeah i know you used to stand up right there
01:12:20wait you knew come on phoebes you weren't exactly subtle
01:12:30i've noticed you well
01:12:35actually lived
01:12:38then why
01:12:42just feel me now
01:12:46chase what this doesn't feel right
01:12:50what the hell chase chase pop the brakes that's way too fast
01:12:57come on phoebes drop the air don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this
01:13:14i think that's what you wanted right now i'm gonna give it to you
01:13:17no stop
01:13:21oh please
01:13:24don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again
01:13:27let go please let me go
01:13:30stop
01:13:33ah
01:13:34ah
01:13:35ah
01:13:36ah
01:13:36stop it
01:13:37james james james please james james please james james this isn't you
01:13:41you're supposed to be the nice guy
01:13:44the fucking nice guy
01:13:55oh
01:13:56oh
01:13:57what the
01:14:00she
01:14:01fucking
01:14:02said
01:14:03no
01:14:04are you okay
01:14:10oh i was so scared
01:14:13so what the fuck should we do
01:14:16this piece of shit
01:14:26that's for the pain asshole
01:14:29say it
01:14:30i chase thompson
01:14:32am not a nice guy
01:14:34i'm a rapey asshole
01:14:38i
01:14:40chase thompson
01:14:41am not a nice guy
01:14:43i'm a rapey asshole
01:14:50i'm an asshole
01:14:52asshole
01:15:09you don't have to say anything okay just just breathe with me alright
01:15:14okay in
01:15:15out
01:15:20i thought
01:15:21i don't know
01:15:22my brain just broke
01:15:25i thought he was my friend
01:15:28why would he do that to me
01:15:30i feel so stupid
01:15:33phoebe
01:15:33phoebe
01:15:34look at me
01:15:35you were not stupid
01:15:37you were terrified
01:15:38and you fought back
01:15:40you bit him
01:15:41you pulled away
01:15:41you did everything you could
01:15:44what if you hadn't come
01:15:46i
01:15:46i will never
01:15:48let you out of my sight again
01:15:49i'm sorry
01:15:50i'm sorry
01:15:56you saved me both
01:15:57you saved me when i was just some nobody
01:16:00just some nerd
01:16:02i didn't save you
01:16:04you saved me
01:16:05and you saved yourself
01:16:07i am just an idiot
01:16:09who's too quick to throw punches
01:16:16and you're right
01:16:18and you are not
01:16:19a nerd
01:16:20you you
01:16:21you're the kindest
01:16:23strongest
01:16:23prettiest nerd i've ever met
01:16:27you want to get out of here
01:16:29ditch school
01:16:30yeah
01:16:31yeah
01:16:34you okay
01:16:41you ready for a ride
01:16:43sit tight
01:16:44yeah
01:16:57what if you don't
01:16:58what if you don't
01:17:14need to do it
01:17:14Showing up every time I fall apart, I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:34I will absolutely crush you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:14On my back, every breath between you is just a distance of the night.
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:39I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:19:13Wait.
01:19:18Wait.
01:19:21Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:24So, I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely. No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby. The only you've been waiting for your entire life. You can do this.
01:19:56Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:20:02Oh, my God.
01:20:07What the hell?
01:20:18Colby.
01:20:19Don't worry, Colby.
01:20:20Hang on.
01:20:25Hi.
01:20:26Hey.
01:20:27There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower, too.
01:20:35A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:21:05No.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:17No.
01:21:35Oh, shit.
01:21:42Hi.
01:21:44Surprise.
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched IT myself.
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore, you won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement. I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips. And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me as a first?
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you too.
01:23:49Good morning, Princess.
01:23:52Why does Princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bad chem. My bad chemistry.
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06You're such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:24My mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:37And I still insisted on going.
01:24:39When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:51But even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:05And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Beau.
01:25:20Beau.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me.
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:13I'm good.
01:26:14I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:16I'm gonna swim this way.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:31What?
01:26:32What the hell?
01:26:33I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business!
01:26:53What?
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Beau didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, Chandra, don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20We would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31This...
01:27:31This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, Coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:36You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:54You three, thought you were slick.
01:27:56Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:03No!
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice!
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22Y'all never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:26I'm never...
01:28:34Chop, chop, ladies.
01:28:44Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:57capital a for absolutely and your capital a for a space well that's all thanks to your great
01:29:05chemistry
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