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00:01I'ma have to get paid for this
00:03Kinda feel like I boys made for this
00:05It feel like I was made for it
00:06I'ma have to save grace to this
00:08Thinking about to be late for this
00:10She knows gone wait for this
00:11Take the pic but don't filter with this
00:13I'ma have to save grace to this
00:15I'ma have to get high for this
00:16I'ma have to swing by it for this
00:18She gon't hit me on my rage
00:19Happyidade to belong to this
00:22I tell you I'm only listening to this
00:23but I'm only listening to this
00:24What?
00:27Let's do it.
00:32I was hoping that was something real and then a momentary intercourse
00:35I was hoping it was you, you might tell me that it's mine
00:38I was hoping that was something deep and I would keep me digging over time
00:59Femalicious?
01:02Are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me but I just need you to understand
01:07Fem-fems! Femalimous! Hate you!
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not. Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath
01:19Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head to head at the Hustings
01:30But I warn you, I play dirty
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see
01:57Dirty how?
01:57Dirty how?
01:57Dirty how?
01:57Dirty how?
02:02Dirty how?
02:03Dirty how?
02:05Dirty how?
02:09Dirty how?
02:10Dirty how?
02:10Dirty how?
02:12Dirty how?
02:14Dirty how?
02:16Dirty how?
02:17Dirty how?
02:18Dirty how?
02:19Dirty how?
02:24Dirty how?
02:26Exams start soon. Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs. I don't care. But just don't play with my
02:30work. I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay? I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better. First-hand sources and documents courtesy of my godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59Alright. No fucking about. You've got to get this done by today. Preferably by six.
03:04Great. Yeah.
03:04I'm gonna go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:35You thirsty.
03:37What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest?
03:44So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar. Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my eyes.
03:51Oh, yeah!
03:52Felizvedon?
03:54Say cheese!
04:20Felizvedon?
04:22oh god yeah you look like that what's i thinking i'll win this the dom's a popularity contest i
04:29hope you think my brother's top of the food chain he's bribing people for the vote what
04:33bun-sized dairy snacks no i think you've got every chance of winning hi ladies
04:40oh the dom is the only vaguely political thing i can put on my application to your dad
04:49okay well
04:50what is it what's wrong my family's gonna find out that i've lied i've already told them i've got
04:57the internship i'm sure they'll understand you don't know my family popularity is fickle
05:02i know but it means everything in this place if you have the gift of the gab you have the
05:07masses
05:12femmy where are you going
05:15oh jesus
05:18oh mark
05:19hey hey hey
05:20musky natural i like it
05:23you have not a chance to shout it's taken me countless hours but i finished my final piece
05:26oh my god no way wait so the peaches are like dead gone oh thank god i'm so happy for
05:32you is this it
05:32hey hey it's all about the anticipation the drama the reveal like i've never been so consumed by a
05:39project like this piece is a representation of me or like who i am and that that that isn't arrogant
05:44of me right an artist without an ego is like a bird without wings who said that me i did
05:51yeah i just
05:52know but i'm just i'm so proud of you seriously well don't get too excited i was told i need
05:56to get
05:56permission from kyle if i want to switch out okay well make sure you do the street is saying that
05:59the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition it's all falling into place
06:04oh my god we should do like a joint art show over the summer
06:10imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art
06:25toby we need to talk uh not now miss kate urgent revision
06:29it's important yo abby it's me again listen uh there's really low availability on these economy
06:37flights and i can't afford these business class flights so uh call me back
06:41dubby what you're looking fine fine boy what no pimple like your dimple simple as anyone told you
06:48you're looking fine today a few people okay listen move man i'm booking flights you're going somewhere
06:52nice tell me what do you want so uh it turns out being the dominus calamity means i have to
06:58get
06:58people to like me i was thinking like oh who's the most okay let me stop you right there no
07:04just a few
07:05hours of your time brother i ain't got no few hours i've got revision to do i'm working the graveyard
07:10shift tonight with his japanese job and abby's hiding from me and that move out my way
07:18air miles
07:22what do you mean air miles well if you're going to be traveling all over europe it's going to be
07:25pretty expensive okay so get to the point all right talking about air miles london to lagos
07:30family of four twice a year my dad has thousands so what are you offering
07:34if i'm the don i'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few which means i can slip
07:41a few to you
07:46two hours i'll help you
08:04absolutely not but mistress this is not the sort of art i want associated with saint gelberts
08:09okay maybe it needs a little bit of explaining top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a
08:14big deal for students it is not all about you
08:18yes mistress
08:38what are those
08:39um c supplements
08:42and no there aren't enough to share
08:44why would i want to put that shit in my body
08:46how many of these you had
08:47how much have you written
08:48uh 761 words
08:50really
08:51mm-hmm
08:58you hungry
09:00it's all good
09:00i've got some stuff here
09:03awesome
09:07thanks
09:07thanks
09:13i really am sorry
09:15you know for being at your yard
09:17intruding like that
09:18you don't need to keep bringing it up
09:20i know but
09:22that's the reason you're doing this project no
09:24because hong kong isn't an option
09:29i don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway
09:32he seems like a dickhead
09:34i'm not apologizing for calling him a dickhead you know i'm right
09:38dad's a shit
09:40it's a fact of life
09:43you know i actually thought he'd come home to see me
09:45but
09:47it was just about the divorce
09:50left before the income mum's signature was even dry
09:54so
09:55it's either cambridge
09:56or staying home with her
09:58can't you get a place
10:00i'm sure some of that divorce money's yours
10:02yeah my mum's using old school equipment
10:04anything to prove she's good at the job
10:06god knows what i'll have left in my trust fund
10:09what a tragedy
10:10i know
10:13why don't we just get back to work
10:18after all you're doing really well
10:21yeah
10:22yeah
10:31each candidate has their own thing
10:33uh mabel has cupcakes
10:34cheddar's got cheese
10:36like obviously they've been working on their campaign for weeks
10:39and i'm just a little bit behind
10:41so everything rest on my hustings speech
10:43which i've been working on
10:45yeah i just feel like it's missing that
10:47vim
10:48that uh
10:48that x factor
10:49that
10:51tobyism
10:51right well
10:52i am one of one and can't be replicated
10:54but
10:56we'll try
10:57let's see what you got
10:57so uh
10:59i figured everybody loves somebody that's funny
11:02so uh
11:03i'm gonna start with a joke
11:07knock knock
11:15bro that's when you're supposed to say who's there
11:17okay what else have you got
11:18well after everybody laughs
11:20and it breaks the ice
11:22i go on to say
11:24hello ladies and gentlemen
11:25my name is
11:26femi adibayor i'm here for your vote to elect me as your dominus kalami
11:31bro i'm bored
11:31bro because you're not listening
11:32i'm not listening
11:33because i'm bored
11:35it's about a presentation
11:36for starters
11:37you're there mumbling into your chest
11:38bro you're making me anxious
11:40okay so what's the room for loradi students gonna make you feel
11:45bro this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you
11:50pick up your top lip
11:51you're the actor
11:53okay
11:54you might not be confident
11:56but you can
11:57you know
11:58i don't know
11:58act
11:59like you're confident
12:00how
12:01stand up
12:05chin up
12:07chest up
12:08deep breath
12:10sell it to me
12:13hello ladies and gentlemen
12:16my name is femi adibayor
12:18adibayor
12:18and i'm here to tell you why i should be elected as your dominus
12:23kalami
12:24better
12:24less with the gum fingers but good
12:26okay
12:26again
12:26all right
12:28promises promises promises
12:29said you do it later but later never came of abolished astonishment
12:32don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in
12:34i'm made of diamonds you're made of cobblestone
12:36i'm in alignment you're in a trouble zone
12:40okay
12:41okay
12:42okay
12:43okay
12:44how's yours going on
12:46yeah pretty good
12:47okay can i hear it
12:48yeah sure
12:49um
12:51okay
12:52colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations
12:56disrupting societies economies and cultures
12:59european powers exploited indigenous resources enriching themselves while
13:04impoverishing local populations
13:06sounds familiar
13:07yeah because i got it for one of these
13:09which one
13:10i don't know
13:12you haven't cited it
13:14i thought you only cited the quotes
13:16okay but it's word for word so it is a quote
13:19bloody ellis what i would have said anyway
13:22okay so how much of this is actually yours
13:25um
13:28i'm not on this page
13:29i'm not on this page
13:32this stuff is my own
13:33uh this is mostly ai's
13:35ai bro
13:36yeah
13:36you can't be using ai they will find out
13:39how do you not know this
13:44have i completely fucked it
13:45no
13:46no no no
13:48not at all
13:49it just
13:49i'm not an idiot
13:50i know you're lying
13:50i'm not lying
13:52i just need some massaging
13:53you know what send it over to me
13:54um
13:55and
13:56i'll have a play around with it
13:58okay
14:20wait what
14:21that's not around the houses mr graham
14:22you're always holding
14:23i don't know what you're talking about sir
14:25oh i don't know what you're talking about sir
14:27honestly sir i don't know how that got there
14:29right open your bag
14:30no not that bad
14:34just what the doctor ordered
14:36ladies and gentlemen
14:38my name is
14:39femi
14:39are you by your
14:54yep
14:55uh what are you doing
14:56uh nothing
14:58good
14:58we have to go and support femi
15:00because every vote counts
15:01so let's go
15:01what now
15:02talking about now
15:03yes now
15:09but i can't lie though
15:10so we some links or something
15:11because it's been having fun
15:12yeah no i've just been working
15:13and i just didn't have time
15:14to shower
15:19me
15:22now
15:23so we said we have to help femi out
15:24yeah and it's happening right now
15:25so
15:25yeah i can't because i'm busy
15:27all right
15:28are you okay
15:28no because
15:29the dead weight that is felix is somehow become even deader
15:33So just ditch him.
15:35I can't. We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy.
15:43A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know. I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project
15:55talking about the ills of colonialism so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me. I've got shit to do.
16:16No butts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Thank you, goodbye.
16:22Okay, visual sorted. What's next?
16:24You know what? I think you're good from here. I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part. You can just leave me with it. I promise.
16:35Okay. Cool.
16:36Come here.
16:41Well, I'll see you later.
17:13You're good.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy.
17:34We're choosing the Dominus Calumet.
17:36Well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However...
17:41Kids!
17:42See me afterwards, Quentin.
17:44However, becoming the Dominus Calumet is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honour.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony,
17:55but you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:13Gentlemen, boys, and thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calumet!
18:28The first to receive...
18:29Cheers!
18:31I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
18:36But first, a few words from our candidates!
18:45My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devanye, for checking my privilege.
18:51You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:07Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a lovely good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors,
19:24Cheese Boy, Flemmie, or the Ginger,
19:27would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:37Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
19:40You have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Sammy Femi...
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:46Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo,
20:00and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Domino's Calami.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position...
20:09A popularity contest.
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations of some...
20:21Foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:28Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:33Up next, we have...
20:35Joel Strummey!
20:45Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:50Yeah!
20:51I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub,
20:57rather than a Dom.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I am joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient?
21:07Resourceful?
21:07I know that!
21:08Better than anyone!
21:10I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes,
21:12so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
21:16Yeah!
21:17No, I know, gross!
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you,
21:28he's talking like you,
21:29and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality,
21:33you just take someone else's.
21:36Isn't that right?
21:37Semi Femi.
21:46What else?
21:48Oh, yes.
21:49Vote for me!
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to vote!
22:10Vote!
22:12Vote!
22:14Vote!
22:15Vote!
22:16Vote!
22:17Vote!
22:17Vote!
22:29Yo, Omar, where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Like, Omar, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen, I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association, but brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38Look, it's me and Johnny.
22:39You want us to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41All right, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I got to go.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro.
22:46Omar, cast your vote, man.
22:49Your snake.
22:51Snakey, you.
22:52Mr. States.
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:55This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology, because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations, so this is actually...
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeonhole.
23:09Sorry, miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:12Are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers, distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33I just...
23:35Hobie, have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why are you asking that?
23:40Because unless you pick it up, you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:46Let this be a wake-up call.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library, but I have
24:32no choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
24:38Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening, but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do, because if you did, you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today, just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol Union.
25:00But that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty.
25:02And judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards.
25:04Oh, you can leave now.
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:26Are you from Sevaston?
25:36Get it, get it.
25:37How we do this ting?
25:39Root boy, everyday family, keep it easy.
25:40Growing up on the streets, our hair fam, everyday, we keep it greasy.
25:44Abby's telling me she loves the way that I'm loose, but then it's just sleazy.
25:47Me and you's not the same.
25:49Root boy, you can't imitate old baby.
25:52Oh!
25:58Alright, Claire.
25:59Thanks.
26:00Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know, they can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo, well, until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear, you know, just in case.
26:19Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for Leo.
26:28Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:55You will prove to this day!
26:57Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Oh, useless!
27:02Move!
27:03Move!
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16and then vote again.
27:19Oh, fuck my life.
27:21Jeez, jeez.
27:23Well done, you made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just a mere tip.
27:33The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
27:40You shot off the ball?
27:42Yeah.
28:07Man like Toby.
28:08Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost starting to forget me.
28:11Busy, bro.
28:12Busy.
28:12How's it all going, though?
28:14Bro, I did a mock exam.
28:17I got a B.
28:18Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no.
28:22I'm just, I'm surprised.
28:23I don't associate you with Bs, innit?
28:24It's more of...
28:25Femmys, too.
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year.
28:29Me.
28:29I had that choice.
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby or whatever.
28:34And now, it's looking like I haven't even got the option.
28:36Well, it's some mock.
28:38I can bounce back.
28:40Jay, even if I can scrape it back, I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights and all
28:44of that shit.
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now, so I don't even know what's going on.
28:50Fuck me, man.
28:51What if I've done all this just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man.
28:56It's Cambridge.
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro.
28:58If she don't understand, then I don't know, man.
29:01She will, though.
29:02You reckon?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Look, man.
29:05It's a big leap.
29:07But you have to face it.
29:08Even me coming here.
29:09Bro, I'm still feeling out of place and out of sort.
29:12But I'm glad I did it.
29:15Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure.
29:20Yo, people are moving, aren't they?
29:22So let me buy you back, yeah?
29:23All right.
29:24All right, he's it.
29:25In a bit.
29:34So this is it?
29:38No, you said you wouldn't laugh.
29:39I'm not laughing.
29:40It's shock, bro.
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way.
29:42Different emotions and sides in all of us fighting and harmonizing simultaneously.
29:48Thanks.
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear.
29:50You can go now.
29:51I'm in no rush, bro.
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion.
29:59She said she had her shitload left over.
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.
30:04And they say romance is dead.
30:08So what's going on with you and Leo?
30:10We're just different people.
30:12Different priorities.
30:13If that makes sense.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Makes a lot of sense.
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing and he's great.
30:21Really lovely, in fact.
30:23And?
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars.
30:26What?
30:26In a good way.
30:27I keep hiding from him.
30:29I think I like him because he's safe.
30:33I thought that's good for me because, you know, safe is my happy place.
30:35I love safe.
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is.
30:42I'm not fooled by the button-up look.
30:45I think you're attracted to messiness.
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you.
30:50Wait, nah.
30:51I think it's you.
30:52Okay.
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket.
30:56Or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want.
31:08Thank you, man.
31:10Of course.
31:11You're wise.
31:12I watch a lot of Right at First Sight with my grandma.
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro.
31:16Nobody watches that.
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that.
31:20See you later, man.
31:31Oh, hi.
31:33Leah.
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...
31:40For standing me up the other night.
31:42I'm sorry, Jang.
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing.
31:46But it was for a good reason, I promise.
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason,
31:49but then it turns out that he is a dickhead.
31:51You met up with someone else.
31:54Jang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism.
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding.
32:08Just because your dad was a dom
32:09doesn't make you the best person for the job.
32:12And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.
32:16Sorry.
32:17Sorry.
32:18Are you even from here?
32:20Cynophobic.
32:21Oh, that's not even a word.
32:22Yes, it is.
32:23And you're an idiot.
32:24Thank you very much.
32:25Objection.
32:25And overall, but sustained.
32:28Tramley.
32:29Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense,
32:31like, because the dom has, like, like,
32:33like, never been a woman.
32:34So that would make it fair.
32:36Oh, bless you.
32:38Pathetic.
32:39And this one.
32:39Look at him as the dom.
32:42Stiff.
32:43Wooden.
32:44Lifeless.
32:45And those were just his King Lear reviews.
32:47Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults.
32:48Shut up, mate.
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Thank you very much.
32:57Order.
32:58Order.
32:59Adebayo.
33:00Yeah.
33:02I wore the same pants for a week.
33:05Yeah, I got pissed and pissed my bed and hid my sheets.
33:12Let's see, what else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.
33:19I piss sitting down.
33:23You'll probably tell them that I'm a virgin.
33:32So, beyond the put-downs, you've got nothing.
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom,
33:40because it doesn't mean anything to you.
33:42Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.
33:51Well, it means something to me.
33:54I want to do our year justice.
33:57I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year,
34:02full of absolute legends.
34:07So, instead of voting for Mr. Adebayo,
34:11I don't really give a shit.
34:12Vote for someone who does.
34:15Vote for someone who does.
34:18Vote for someone who does.
34:22Vote for someone who does.
34:26Vote for someone who does.
34:31Any final words?
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glaston Bray.
34:45That's right!
34:47Here's all these unlimited weapons for everyone.
35:18Hi, uh...
35:21Hi, Abby. You know what? I'm not sure if we're still together. I hope we are. I just want to
35:30talk to you. I need to talk to you. It's about the travelling. I'm not sure where your head is
35:36at, with any of it, but...
35:42What are you doing? Is now a bad time? No. It's just, uh... I've kind of, like, left me unread
35:54for the past, like, three days. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Well, I was about to send you a message.
36:00Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge, and that you weren't going because of me,
36:06and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't, I can't, so...
36:11I think that's because I love you. You don't need to say it back. Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something. Yeah. Nah. Shit. Um...
36:39I love you, too.
36:43I...
36:50I proper love you.
36:54I love you.
36:58I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:16Minimal.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:51And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00No, no, honey, it's okay.
38:02Remember my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
38:08Which means the candidate in second place is...
38:16Tramly!
38:19Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
38:23Femi Adebayo!
38:26What?
38:29Congratulations, Semi Femi!
38:36Well, come on up, Zekhash.
38:56How did you do it?
38:57You were there.
38:59Confidence, character and charisma.
39:01Come on.
39:02No way they chose you over Glaston tickets.
39:04And they saw through your life.
39:05I wasn't lying.
39:07I have connects and everyone in that room knows that.
39:10That's why something isn't adding up here.
39:13I smell a rat.
39:14Well, I know it's hard to accept, but David beat Goliath.
39:20Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, Fem Fems, and I will find the truth.
39:25You trust me!
39:33Hey.
39:34Hear my man about hey.
39:35Is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death.
39:39It is!
39:40So, are you going to tell us or are you just gonna...
39:43Yeah, no, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
39:47What?
39:49This.
39:55Everyone's showing their A-level pieces and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.
40:00It gives a...
40:01I don't...
40:03Leo?
40:03What is it?
40:06It's me.
40:07Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
40:12So, yeah.
40:14What do you think?
40:15It's giving me emotion sickness.
40:16We're not even moving.
40:18Look, guys.
40:19Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
40:20I'm going to break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I can't
40:23do it alone.
40:24You guys need to help, so we've got to do it now.
40:26I don't usually agree with Carol, but I agree with Carol.
40:32Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
40:35You're lying.
40:36I thought you guys would come and help me out.
40:38This is us helping you.
40:39Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
40:43You know what?
40:44What do you know?
40:45You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
40:48He got...
40:49You, yeah.
40:50You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
40:52Yo, take the best.
40:52And then you, Femi.
40:54You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
40:56No, I can't lie.
40:57What are you trying to say?
40:58No, bro.
40:59You just ruined us.
41:00Guys, can you guys please go?
41:02Oh, man.
41:02Listen, our bad...
41:03Yeah, please.
41:04In fact, get out.
41:07Bang off.
41:09Bang off.
41:36You're sweet like sugar.
41:38Let me taste your sugar.
41:41You can't be super.
41:43You can't be, can't be super.
41:45But you're sweet like sugar.
41:47Let me taste your sugar.
41:50You can't be super.
41:52You to be, can't be super.
41:55You can't wait, don't cut cage me.
41:59Sweet days of love, that's for saving me
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